Inb4Navyfag

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>>44412267
FIRST FOR FAIRY WARFIGHTERS!

>>44412267
This thread is going to reach autosage before the first goddamn update.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

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'TWAS THE POST BEFORE NAVY'S, AND ALL THROUGH THE BOARD, NOT A POSTER CAME AFTER THAT SLOWPOKE FAGLORD

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>>44412267

>inafter inb4 me

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>>44412291

[generic complaint about being so popular]

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Less american ships

Less Crix

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>>44412313
[promising violence in expedited fashion]

>>44412307
Shut up you Greek slut; you know you love it.

Moar fairies, dammit. Like, 50% of Settle's problems could be solved with fairies, right now.

>>44412313
>less

But that's the opposite of the right thing to do.

>>44412294
Fucking glorious.

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>>44412297
Hes learning!

>>44412313
Trash doesn't belong this board.

>>44412313
You're gonna have a bad time, son.

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>>44412327
MORE AMERICAN SHIPS, SMOTHER US IN GOOD OL' GOD BLESS AMERICAN WARSHIPS

Something something get back to writing faget etc.

>>44412267
Personally speaking, I don't mind the dearth of romance (as in passionate scenes) so far in this quest, as in my opinion that takes away from the overall pacing of the story. Still, if you find that you need to add it to keep the waifu idiots from devouring the quest whole, do what needs to be done.

Action would be nice, it will be interesting to see how the Yamato rifle performs in actual combat, as well as how that whole, "capture an abyssal" mission goes. Perhaps this will go hand in hand with the retaking of Iwo Jima.

In case the trolls ever do get to you, know that there are those of us who genuinely want to see the quest go forward and to make the sane choice, even if it is not always the most immediately satisfying choice.

Even so, it is often fun to watch the train wreck happen, so let the update continue!

Well, per instructions by someone else that this needs to be a thing, Imma put this idea out there for the drawfags.

Shipgirl Hockey. BATTLESHIP BODYCHECKS.

Arizona Kronwalls Shoukaku away from Settle with a massive butt-check! Iowa crushes Yamato into the boards! Sammy somehow manages to get charging, cross-checking (to the throat!), and high-sticking penalties as she commits several felonies in brutalizing Shimakaze! Iku takes out Wasp, O'Brien, and North Carolina all in a single massive hit from behind!

...I'd fund it, but I've currently got all of two dollars to my name, so...

>>44412267
Also seeing Yamato finally sortie will be interesting. She'll probably have to sail under American command, using American resources. The shitstorm in Japan is going to be immense.

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Toot toot, The final installment of TeleGraf is done.


No, I'm not posting it, yet. Writeups come AFTER the quest is done.

But hold on to your poopers, because this one will be a doozy.

Honestly? I kinda wanna see a bit more exploration of ships like Yuudachi or Willy; ships with significant history that strongly colors their current lives.

>>44412267
Sign that things will be alright. It feels like the whole base is a few bad breaks away from self-destructing at times.

>>44412435

planning on this heavily

>>44412267
More combat
More mentions of other people handling their responsibilities, and just the scuttlebut around the base
I'd say less waifu baiting but we're already at a good level of 'nope fuck this Goto was right' imo
Joint operations between conventional ships and shipgirls are great I love them
I'd like to hear what all the eggheads are doing with Abyssal wreckage.
Keep on keeping on, but get on with it. Cheers, I'm enjoying myself.

>>44412432
Nakatime bad?

>>44412267
Are you planning something, and then saying there's no way for us to stop it?

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>>44412457
I am the best metric.

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Definitely more Naka.
Like, as much Naka as physically, humanly, spacially, metaphysically, thermodynamically, and theoretically possible.
Because everybody loves Naka
Especially Crix.

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>>44412267
i'm pretty happy, it's fun to be here. sometimes my little shoops get reposted which is neato.

i consider KCQ my new home since my home planet on vg got terminal cancer.

>>44412267
Also, if Hosho ever appears in the quest proper, it will debunk at least one theory that the abyssals are all scrapped or incompetently led ships. Hosho was scrapped in 1946. As for incompetently led, Willie was the epitome of this, so often derided with, "Don't shoot, we're republicans!" amd being assigned the dregs of the Navy, and she still came back on our side.

>>44412513
Sendai and Jintsuu are great too

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>>44412519


Poor Willie.

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>>44412435
>>44412449
More poi would be appreciated, as would Wee Willie Worth-something.

>>44412416
I think I said aaaages back that Yamato's eventual deployment (and even more so her homecoming) will be a thing of glory and pageantry. If there's one thing that will galvanise Japan, it's Yamato actually fighting in open combat alongside the Americans and her fellow shipgirls.

Also, it's rupture the anuses of the ultranationalists so hard, it'll be hilarious. They'll either have to become more moderate, or committu sudoku for greeeaaaat dishonor!

We'd better see some Imperial presence at her return. I mean god damn, if that doesn't lure his majesty out, NOTHING will.

>>44412374
I swear, if the liberation of Iwo Jima doesn't feature the brave fairies of His Imperial Majesty's Special Naval Landing Forces, I am going to... Be really upset.

>>44412568
Poor Willie indeed, and yet, that's the point. Her story, given the conditions that seem to govern which ship becomes an abyssal, would be a textbook example, and yet she still came back to us. Why?

>>44412596
I mean, assuming that Yamato comes into play through proper channels and not through 'oh fuck another base raid'

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>>44412502
Hey, Naka, I've been wondering--how are you taking it now that your latest song's been bumped down the Billboard charts by a bunch of American fairies who dress like an Indian, a cop, a construction worker, a cowboy, a soldier, and a leather fetishist?

>>44412267
Less MRA pillow fort

>>44412596
>I swear, if the liberation of Iwo Jima doesn't feature the brave fairies of His Imperial Majesty's Special Naval Landing Forces, I am going to... Be really upset.
Hope you brought tissues then

How many updates do you think tonight's thread will have? I think it'll be three.

While I don't want to buried in American ships, a CL would be a nice addition. And possibly one of SAMMY's sisters in arms (I'll take Butler). Something to help round out our tiny-ass flotilla.

Also, another round of combat would be fun. Something to hold anon over untill we storm Iwo Jima.

>>44412267
More salt.

>>44412596
Especially if she denounced them for their stupidity, wishing to "restore," Japan to the Imperial Japan of WWII. She saw just how well that particular train wreck went.

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>>44412596
>Luna Child with a French WW1 helmet
Kek

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>>44412643
i'm hoping for a pre-written no votes wild ride like the battle of LA to sweep through like a plot progression tornado and dump us out at the invasion of iwo

>>44412596
>We'd better see some Imperial presence at her return. I mean god damn, if that doesn't lure his majesty out, NOTHING will.

We'd better fucking not. I'd rather not have to dress the fuck up. I don't even know where my blues are

>>44412267
Out of curiosity, we going to see any kraut shipsluts at all?

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>>44412620
I'm just happy that Harder has finally gotten in touch with his artistic side.

>>44412752
Navyfag's writeups may be of interest to you

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>>44412746
Oh lookie its 'Hate'

>>44412742
>That was fast
>fast
GUTS
PLEASE

>>44412752
Do you read the Parker writeups?

>>44412617
Because above all else Willie is a good girl.

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>>44412746
So that's who was playing Hate.

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>>44412746

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There's something I've been wondering: do Abyssals sleep?

Shipgirls obviously need sleep. If they do, then it follows that they need a place to rest, probably an island base somewhere in the south pacific. If we can find it (say with satellite recon), it would provide us an excellent opportunity to capture an Abyssal or nuke the island and kill them all.

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>why won't you add more waifus
same fag later:
>why does it take so long for my waifu to get some screentime

planefag how do you stay sane?

>>44412790
Maybe shimakaze can cheer her up while Willie can get her to realize how uncomfortable she makes other people?

A long shot I know, but stranger things have happened.

>>44412829

he doesn't.

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>>44412829
>planefag how do you stay sane?

it helps that I was never sane to begin with

I make up imaginary people and then have them talk to each other

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>>44412746
Good going ghost

>>44412829
The question is how does he stay FUNCTIONAL, not sane.

>>44412829
The salt of those idiots probably helps.

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>>44412849

>>44412782
>>44412768
Haven't yet, nah. I generally don't read quest omakes. But, it seems I should.

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>>44412766
>Filename
Naka confirmed for good taste in cowboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWooB4tpQ9I

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>>44412640
God dammit... Short of [Insert your shipfu/daughteru of choice here], the fairies are the best part of KanColle!

They're adorable! They're dangerous! They're cute! They're industrious! They're tiny! They're characterful! They're sweet! They're heavily armed! What's not to love?!

>>44412663
I'm actually an Neo-Imperialist (British, not Japanese, if you couldn't tell), but the empires of the last century were a textbook example of how to fuck everything up. An empire that does not care for its subjects and conquests as if they were their own native citizens is doomed to fail.

>>44412746
What, you don't want to see your sister finally get the recognition and battle action she deserves and longs for? No-one could call her 'Hotel' after something like that!

>>44412790
>>44412617
Willie is an adorable daughter-ship. She's a good girl. She and Destroyer Division 6 make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>44412818
We don't even know where they're striking from yet. Could be Atlantis returned; could be huge floating island-ship-fortress things straight outa Red Alert 3; could be portals to the Sanzu River/River Styx for all we know...

>>44412775
>>44412808
>>44412810
>>44412852
>implying nobody knew

>>44412871
The later ones are pretty alright

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>>44412849
So all those years of playing with barbie dolls really worked out in your favor when you need to make the waifu and self insert do stuff.
"And then they kiss."

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“What was all that about?” Shoukaku asks you curiously.

You're still chuckling as you slide back into the easy chair. “Oh, I just got one over on Naka.”

Shoukaku's face goes completely blank. “You... uh...”

“It probably means sex,” Hamp says helpfully. Shoukaku's mouth doesn't quaver, but her eyes widen in horror. Hamp manages to duck under the incoming sofa pillow you loft his way. The occasional 60-year gap in slang terms cropped up with your own shipgirls, but for the most part you recognize all of theirs - they sound dated, but you still know them. With a native Japanese speaker, however, the language barrier was greatly compounded. “No, Shoukaku, that means I got a quip in she had no smartass reply to.”

“Impossible,” Shoukaku says immediately. “She *always* has a smartass reply.”

“She- oh, just look,” you say, handing over your phone. She sets down the pair of coffee mugs in her hand and peers at the screen, scrolling carefully.

“Damn, the hell is this doodad?” Hamp asks. “What th-” he blinks as he gets a look at the screen. “Holy shit.”

“Yeah. Electronics have come a long way in sixty, seventy odd years.”

“Damn,” Hamp says. “I thought those were just really compact radiophones.”

“They are. About fifteen years ago they started adding compact computers to them as well.”

“What, you can crunch numbers on that fucker?” Hamp leans over to look at the underside of the phone, verifying its thin profile.” “Damn. What else can it do?”

“Well lemme put it this way - they put Playboy out of buisness.”

“Playwhatnow?” Hamp squints, then leans over and sniffs the phone. “Ah, hell, it can't possibly. The smell is like half the experience, man!”

Woo, thread! No writeup from me tonight. Part 5 of Deutsch will be interesting, though. That and Navyfag and I were tossing around some ideas that may be in the works.

>>44412881
>We don't even know where they're striking from yet. Could be Atlantis returned; could be huge floating island-ship-fortress things straight outa Red Alert 3; could be portals to the Sanzu River/River Styx for all we know...

This seems odd to me. I thought Abyssal radar returns are the same as their WW2 ship equivalents, it shouldn't be impossible to track them from orbit.

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“... what?”

“So kids these days just poke that glass screen and play with a *picture* of play-dough? That's fucked up, man.”

“Hamp-”

“The tactile experience, that unique smell, the thrill of cramming it down the throat of that little shit that won't stop hogging the block bin-”

“HAMP!”

Shoukaku begins giggling as she finishes scrolling through the texting log. “I see what you mean.”

“See?” Hamp says, jerking his thumb at her. “She doesn't like squeezing make-believe doughboys either.”

The long-haired woman blinks, having just tuned into the current chat. “Uh, what-”

“Shoukaku, don't you think squeezing playdough with your hands is better than rubbing your fingers on a flat surface?”

“Wh-what-” she stammers, eyes wide with confusion.

“The SMELL, the TEXTURE, the squishy-wishy,” Hamp elaborates, making grabby motions with his hands.

“N-no!” Shoukaku says, retreating a step and drawing her arms up over her chest.

“What, really? You prefer twiddlin yer fingers on some flat little board-”

“LEAVE ZUIKAKU OUT OF THIS!” Shoukaku snaps.

Hamp retreats a step, palms in the air. “Woah, we got us a banzai here!”

“I - YOU - you I - buh-” Shoukaku stammers as a beet-red flush emerges from her collar and climbs fast for her brow. “I have uh, here's your coffee!” Shoukaku says, picking up the mug from the end-table and thrusting it into your hands before running back into the kitchen.

Hamp sips at his Starbucks and heaves a sigh after her. “Skipper, she's pretty and all, but I wouldn't have kids with any dame'd deny her kids the savage smelly majesty of play-dough.”

[ ] ... just turn on the fucking news again.
[ ] Go do that thing we keep fucking forgetting to do [write-in.]
[ ] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.
[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

>>44412922
>[x] Go do that thing we keep fucking forgetting to do [write-in.]

How about dealing with the fact that our bodyguard punched out or secretary?

>>44412885
Is there a pastebin, or do I ctrl-f the archives?

>>44412922
>[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.
PLOT

>>44412920
>This seems odd to me. I thought Abyssal radar returns are the same as their WW2 ship equivalents, it shouldn't be impossible to track them from orbit.

The fact that nobody's been reliably able to yet is one of the very, very frustrating mysteries about them. However, the battle of the Bonin Islands was notable in that the bastards actually had a big surface group, and it was found - and they were traveling with oilers and such, indicating a need for logistics that they have never needed before.

small raids appear from nowhere for monsteroftheweek division-on-division scale battles, big fleets respect logistics for major fleet engagements

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>>44412922
>[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.
IT BEGINS, GENTLEMEN
Also, Hamp is fucking lewd.

>>44412922
[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

>>44412922
>[ ] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.

>>44412922
>“What, really? You prefer twiddlin yer fingers on some flat little board-”

>“LEAVE ZUIKAKU OUT OF THIS!” Shoukaku snaps.

no bully

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>>44412922
[ ] Go do that thing we keep fucking forgetting to do [write-in.]

Shoukaku time.

>>44412922
[ X ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

>>44412922
[x] go do that thing we keep fucking forgetting to do.

Work that admiral Thomas told us to do, followed by

[x] the invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

Finally, We get to Iwo Jima and see Hate in action with the Yamato rifle!

>>44412922
>[x] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.

If i had to choose, it'd be this.

Though as far as Hamp and the playdoh thing, not sure if he was serious or just trolling.

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>>44412881
>implying England cared for its own native citizens

There's a world of difference between a subject and a citizen. Considering how much of the American republic was informed by English legal concepts, it's a shame England never borrowed some concepts back.

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>>44412922
>[x] Go do that thing we keep fucking forgetting to do [write-in.]
did we get around to un-fucking sendai's training program before we went and got our dumb ass launched off a steam catapult?

>>44412922
>[ ] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.

>>44413010
>Work that admiral Thomas told us to do,

what was that exactly

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>>44412922
>[X] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

>>44412922
>The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.
Disregard sluts, acquire awe-inspiring invasion fleet

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>>44412922
>[ ] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.
It's important that we prepare Hate's gift for him as soon as possible!
After all, he might die.

>>44412954

http://pastebin.com/bz0MPTyU

Here's all that I've 'published' so far. My early shit is just that; shit. I've gotten a lot better in my opinion, and one day I'll go back and 'remaster' all the old stuff.

>>44412922
>[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.
No point in getting Hate's gift if he bites it, and watching the news would be just like watching the invasion from CIC, except you wouldn't have as much information available.

That said, we should probably show Hamp the Wikipedia entry on Playboy en route.

>>44412922
>[X] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.

>>44412775
>>44412808
>>44412852
>>44412881

eh, it was gonna be obvious enough anyway after my bit of writefagging dropped!

Oh well.

>>44412922
>[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

Gather Shou and Hamp. Lets go see.

>>44413041
Inspect our ships, if you know what I mean.

stow all the lines

polish the brightwork

top off the bunkers

hose down the foredeck

>>44413041
He might mean the swordfight email, but that was resolved already

>>44413041
Never mind. I could have sworn somewhere that we were neglecting some form of work. If not that, then deal with Arizona. That's some bad vibes that need to get sorted out, but if it distracts from the invasion, go with that.

>>44413091
It was already pretty obvious from day 1.

>>44412922
>[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.
Bring Shoukaku and Hamp.

Also the woman got coffee. Taste it and compliment her on it. It's gotta be good. Hamp taught her how to make it after all.

>>44412922
>[o] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

I'd LOVE to also do the thing we keep forgetting, but it's been so long, I'VE forgotten what it is!

Also, please set the record straight with Hamp...

PlayDough sucks. I hate the stuff.

>>44412922
>[ ] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

>>44413161
I'm sure Planefag forgot as well.

>>44413115
I think Arizona just needs a bit more time to cool off, and for us to continue not being retarded

>>44412960
From a meta perspective though, finding an Abyssal base would be the best way to let us capture one of them, since Settle doesn't look like he's going to have much interaction with the Iwo battle.

>>44412922
>>44413150
>Also the woman got coffee. Taste it and compliment her on it. It's gotta be good. Hamp taught her how to make it after all.

Yes. Make sure we do this.

>>44412922
>[ ] You need to get Hate's gift for him, posthaste - you owe that SOB a few times over, now. Get crackin.

You know, he deserve it after everything he's done. I can't wait to see how he responds to all the emotion we'll put into it.

>>44413041
didn't it boil down to "jesus fuck i'm so busy i don't even have enough breath to yell at you, go to your office and stop making work for me or you'll fall off the wrong end of a cost/benefit analysis and spend the rest of your career sealed in a drum of cosmoline"

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>>44413173
I feel like this decision is going to come back and bite us, but /tg/'s mind seems set.

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>>44413161
Not liking playdough
Limey pls

>>44413213
She can sort herself out first she is not our mother.

>>44412267
I wanna see more about the "Creepy Abyssal Signal", you know the one that sounds like death to everyone that hears it. We should be tracking abyssals worldwide with that, yes? What kind of information are we learning? (And "it doesn't work" counts.)

On the same note, what about the less creepy noise returned shipsluts make? (And I think steel-ships, but I might be making that last bit up.)

Other then that, moar faeries is always fun. Good quest regardless, though.

>>44413227
Yeah, ordinary hulls make That Sound (tm) too

>>44412920
Actually, I think the only way we've been able to track them so far is by the 'Spooky Signal'. Listening for their screws just doesn't work, for some reason.

>>44413014
Like I said, I'm an advocate of imperialism, just not the exploitative kind that sees people as resources no different to cotton, petroleum or rubber...

>>44413220
Hate the smell, hate the texture, hate the way it stays with you for hours after you're done playing with it.

>>44413227
I think our shipgirls sounded like heaven's music, last I checked... But I'm also certain the details were classified and outright DELETED to stop awkward questions.

>>44413213
She was upset because we disregarded our promise to be careful and drunkenly denied any wrongdoing. It's something that will pass if we don't continue to fuck up continuously, which isn't giaranteed

>>44413213
It's KCQ so just about anything we do will come back to bite us.

>>44413135

There's that too. Everyone was pretty cool playing along as long as they did, IMO.

Though just cos it's in the open doesn't mean I'll be dropping the character though!

>>44413173
Fair enough, I mean, it should be resolved at some point, but it probably would be wiser to wait for the future. To Iwo then.

]>>44413259
You must've gotten the early versions then. Or it was probably exclusively terrible to the west hemisphere because we don't have those problems here in the far east.

>>44413267
I feel a bit stupid that I didn't realize who was playing Hate until now.

>>44412922
>[X] The invasion of Iwo Jima is beginning soon - you want to watch that go down.

>>44412876
I can only ever think of the Beatles song.

>>44413135
It wasn't for me though, I would've never figured it out.

>>44413221
I don't really see how helping Ari and and Naka work out their differences in a less violent manner is Ari becoming our mother...

>>44413263
>which isn't guaranteed
Exactly

>>44413227


We're still working on integrating that into SOSOUS and the few whale-watching buoys, while also making sure none of the operators hear the base signal and lose their shit.

Fucking submariners, am I right?

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Surcouf shipslut when?

>>44413346

When infuckingdeed. Fuck, I even know some french, know what I mean? You know what the fuck I mean.

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>>44413328
That one's good too.
I just remember that particular Cowboy Bebop song because of the context.


>>44413343
>Trusting SOSUS
I bet you play Minesweeper on your PC, chief!

>>44413364

She'd probably surrender immediately.

I kid, I kid.
the French are bro-tier as far as I'm concerned.

>>44413333
Ari and Naka feels like a moment of anger that passed, anyway. Like if a friend got my sister drunk and they almost died. I wouldn't punch them because I wasn't born before the first world war, but I'd still be pissed as hell

>>44413381


Nah, I play minesweeper on my phone. And it's not like I TRUST those weirdos that work with SOSUS; but you go into battle with the Navy you got...

>>44412881
>What, you don't want to see your sister finally get the recognition and battle action she deserves and longs for? No-one could call her 'Hotel' after something like that!

Oh, fucking yeah. if by 'recognition' you fucking mean "Gets wined and dined by every two bit government shitbag this side of korea" and drags me the fuck along like she's already told me she wants to.

Fucking, yeah. recognition. fucking please.

[X] naval battle tiem

calling out arizona isn't going to fix any of naka's problems, and will create more. let's pretend we don't know so we don't have to act on it. discretion, valor, ect.

votes called woot woot

>>44412922
[X] Explain what Playboy is to Hamp. Porn, Hamp. You came off like the lewdest thing since Iku just now to her, Hamp.

>>44413430
Hope we're bringing the both of them.

The more experience our ships have seeing how modern sea operations work, the better.

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>>44413437
MY SIDES

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>>44413346
cut that shit out froggot.
we're creeping up on 100 threads and there are girls who've been on base since day 1 who still haven't gotten a line of dialogue.

KK, that's 13 total for "WATCH THE INVASION," so off to the CIC you go!

>>44413470
Hamp's our bodyguard and Shoukaku wants the flag, so they'll come along

>>44413499
>and there are girls who've been on base since day 1 who still haven't gotten a line of dialogue.

well clearly they suck who cares about them pff

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>>44413501
IT BEGINS

>>44413499
This kills the admiral

>>44413501
Thank the shou for the coffee too

>>44413499
who?

>>44413407
The deeper problem is Ari blaming Naka for something that was really our fault. If we do something dumb and get hurt again, Ari will blame Naka. This hasn't exactly become a pattern yet, but it is something to be careful of. It's also not healthy for Settle to avoid taking responsibility for his actions like this.

>>44413517

I pity the planefag who has not learnt the glory that is Akebono.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7980

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>>44413501
Oh boy oh boy.
We don't get to ride along on the Blue Ridge?

>>44412893
Kylo Ren please.
Please.

>>44413501
We can explain Porn to Hamp as we travel there

>>44413546
It's both of our faults. We're the one who decided to wander out into the night, but Naka definitely helped, what with the booze. It was a combination of factors.

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>>44413573
We're not in charge of the invasion force, so that one's a no-go.

>>44413563

isn't that the mouthy bitch that always sasses the admiral?

screw her o-

wait

WAIT

*EXPY FOR ANON*

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>>44413603
Boss
Boss wut are you thinking
Nuuuuuuuuu

>>44413610
DEATH TO THE EMPIRE

>>44413603
>*EXPY FOR ANON*
This could either be pure awesome or unadulterated suck, and I'm not sure which one would be more fun.

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>>44413546
Anon, listen.

I got Settle drunk.

I passed out on his desk.

I goddamn invited the problem in the first place dealing with that clown who tried to hustle me.

She has every right and more to be upset.

>>44413603

YES.

You know you want to do it. Let the kuso flow.

>>44413517
And you wonder why shitposting is so rampant in KCQ threads.

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>>44413603
SHITTY PLANEFAG

>>44413563
She gives me an Akeboner

>>44413623

nah, the fault is settles.

You did nothing wrong. Arizona should have blamed us more and not you.

>>44413546
Anon Jesus. You are making mountains out of molehills man.

>>44413623
Settle could have said no, Naka. It is possible to say no to the great and might Naka.

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>>44413618

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>>44413623
If I take that alcohol away from you, will you die?

>>44413642
Getting your boss drunk is irresponsible at the best of times. I don't think we should be angry, it was a good talk, but it's perfectly understandable for Ari to be angry. Was hitting Naka out of line? Yeah, but like I said these girls have a lower threahold of when violence is appropriate

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>>44413603

And closet Naka fan

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>>44413672
EMPIRE GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

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>>44413623
>I goddamn invited the problem in the first place dealing with that clown who tried to hustle me.

I'm starting to understand why Arizona hauled off and hit you. It might not be for the reason you think.

>>44413722
Settle, get Harder.

He needs to torpedo Naka.

>>44413722
>It might not be for the reason you think.
She is rather selfish and self-centered, isn't she?

>>44413743
>Going for the torpedo first and foremost
>not making them hold hands first
Anon pls

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>>44413603
from our shitposts directly to her mouth, see how long she lasts talking that kind of shit in the nation of educational beatdowns

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>>44413765
>She is rather selfish and self-centered, isn't she?

how can you get things literally 180 degrees turned around

good christ fatgreek how do you deal

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>>44413681
I took that alcohol away from me ... god, what was it, a week ago? And I feel dead, so yes.

It has been extremely painful. For me!

>>44413722
Oh, are you? Have you finally accepted she's not looking for Kidd II: Bridge Crew Boogaloo, and she might actually want something from you that isn't orders?

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>>44413718
>Legend of the gaylactating homos

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>>44413718

>>44413789

>Drunk Sendai

Probably hate.

After Night Battle.

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>>44413765
Waifu combat, not even once

>>44413681

FUCKING PROBABLY

>>44413388

They ain't bad. It was the legion that came in right after the shit in Ramadi. Hell, the dustoff that got me back to Baghdad was a frog NH90

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>>44413789

>shotsfired.jpg

Where's Arizona when you need her? brb prepping a morse-code message...

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>>44413789

I see your attempt to redirect the conversation and raise you by your own favored technique:

"Yeah, that's what she needs, an emotionally volatile cripple who's married to his job woo hoo."

PROVE ME WRONG

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>>44413804
Kek

>>44413789
Was it part of your plan?!

>>44413807
DVRRRREEEEEE

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>>44413718
>>44413804
Best shipgirl from LOGH.

>>44413849

Just dick them fucking both for christ sakes you stupid fuck.

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>>44413603
>planefag notices your waifu

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>>44413860
That ship looks like a cross between Grand Order's Ruler and Alice.

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>>44413889

>>44413889

Truer words never spoken.

>>44413889

look who's talking sir supercuck

last time I checked the only girl looking at you gave YOU *her* big gun dohohohohohohohohohohoho

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>>44412916
I wonder if for Deutsch, she'll ever have a moment like confrontation from Jekyll and Hyde. The musical, not the book

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>>44413849
your job is battleship
get married to your battleship because it's your job
probelm solved
i should get a medal for being smarter than u

>>44413968

Yeah. Yeah. Keep making that fucking joke.

I don't fucking care. I have an automatic 18.1" Naval rifle fucking firing from a 30 round fucking magazine that shoots damn flat out to 1500 meters. Past that I need a fucking spotter anyway so who the fuck cares.

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>>44413849
You're the emotionally volatile cripple who's been there for her since you met, and you keep tripping and landing balls-deep in her heart with your hero routine. You also treat her like more than her legacy, until you consider putting your fly down and your flag up.

You know why she decked me, Settle? Because I made a promise, to her, to her fucking pretty Yankee face, to keep you safe. And I blew it.

She appreciates you like no one else, you stupid bastard. Because you appreciate her for her. She wants you to appreciate the rest.

Prove ME wrong, stumpy.

>>44413980
Hell, for that matter, what of the shipgirls, since Naka's been demonstrated to have been in contact with the other.

I don't know WTF is happening anymore

>>44414018
Think we can find a way to integrate some gun ranging radar onto you?

>>44414032

Now watch. He'll make some fucking excuse or try to talk some shit at me cos I responded. money the fuck down.

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>>44414018

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>>44414058
Just another regular day in Fort Planefaggotry

>>44413786
>good christ fatgreek how do you deal
I'm sorry, what

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>>44414058

>>44414078

Don't even try to fuckin tell me it's not baller as fuck.

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>>44413603
Does this mean Akebono bullying soon?

>>44414058
we're on our way to the really big TV room where admirals pretend to be in control of stuff

CVN(for Nuke-u-lar)77 George Aitch Dubya Bush and her pals are here to FREE the SHIT outta abyss-occupied Iwo Jima

we're gonna sit back on a throne made of waifus and watch the fuckin amphibious superbowl.

>>44414169

Yes.

Akebono for daughteru.

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>>44414146

idk man, i'm working on a parts list right now. It's starting to feel....excessive. Maybe. Probably not idk.

>>44414174

and give advice on spooky shit going on.

We've actually not gotten around to finding out what Shoukaku wanted or needed help with, didn't we?

We should ask her about it soon.

>>44414228
We're never going to get anything done, because the people who are voices of reason can't get their posts in in the first 30 seconds of the vote. By then it's already over.

>>44414228
She wants the D.

>>44414228

Probably her bra.

*Ssssip.*

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>>44414245
BADUM-TSS

>>44414199

Probably is. Simple shit is the best shit.

>>44414241
truth

>>44414259

I'm here all night.

>>44414228

Should ask her about it then. Could do it later when watching the show. Not like we'll be very needed.

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>>44414228
shoukaku needs her sink fixed. her pipes are so backed up she almost FUCKED HER SISTER

>>44414228
Whatever it is, it's probably less of a problem than her inability to make decent coffee. With that in perspective, she's better off now than if we had actually dealt with whatever she was going to ask us about.

>>44413623
You deserve to get hit for thinking it's your fault.

You are the worst kind of narcissist.

>>44413889
And yet when anon suggested the same to you you went all 'muh Valhalla' or something.

>>44413981
>famas

>>44414319
Secretary duties include bodyguard. I didn't do that. It's that simple.

>>44414344
Hates just scared what would a kid of shipgirl/human would look like.

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>>44414344

Cos-

You fucking know what? Naw. I ain't explaining this shit the fourteenth time. Dipshit.

So, whatever happened to Houshou?

>>44414399
It was all a dream, anon. Just a very bad dream.

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>>44414080
>Nagato is fucking your wife.

>>44414399
tore open a portal in time; flung her into the future
where crix's writing is canon

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>>44414263

I'm just tryin' to simplify the problem, is all.

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>>44414431
wew lad

>>44414377
I bet half the scientists of the world want to know too. I wonder, will they be more ship, or more human? Will they be able to turn into a smaller version of the original ship? Where do they go if the shipgirl becomes a warship or goes shipgirl in combat? What of the offspring of a shipman?

>>44414228
She can get in line. Hornet's had something to tell us for months now

>>44414473

Pity this won't happen. Since Kongou got a taste for Navy Coffee

>>44414489
Wasn't Hornet ok already?

Anyone ever think there's hardly any focus in this quest?

>>44414058
Role players, man. Just do something else until planefag updates.

>>44414515
Sorry, i was too busy arguing about waifus to pay attention to your post.

>>44414512
Besies the jealousy? Yeah she seems to be doing pretty alright now.

>>44414515
No shit Sherlock. It's what happens when you have a horribly diverse group of readers and being too lazy to offset it.

>>44414361

You know beating yourself up like this is just putting you closer and closer to your "sister"'s maw, right?

If you don't stop constantly martyring yourself, cutting yourself into little (bite-sized) pieces again and again and again, you're going to end up drawing her straight to the base with a bunch of her friends in tow.

Feeling guilt is fine. You DID mess up. But part of being a competent human being is knowing not to wallow in self-hatred. You have to pick yourself up and push forward - you don't have to get *over* it, but you do have to get *past* it.

>>44414489
Yea but if a shipgirl comes to us directly, it must be abit urgent already. Thats how things blow up.

And then she just put it aside to look after us first, lack of coffee expertise none-withstanding.

We should ask to find out.

>>44414381
Very good at dishing out, but not great at taking it. I understand your actual point, but making the same play at settle is hypocritical, Marine, when you refuse to do the same.

>>44414361
Now you will never be able to react the scene from The Bodyguard while singing a Jackson song.

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>>44413931

...we still haven't gotten our shit from the post office, have we?

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>>44414593

>>44414593
Why is Goto watching an anime about Kongou?

>>44414582

Because the same play doesn't fucking apply, dingus. I have one girl that is like family to me and one that's my fucking Valkyrie. that's fucking it. Not two ships that are openly and clearly after my dick. I have to fucking say this every fucking time you fucks start talking about dicking warships. A motherfucker and a bitch can have a close fucking relationship that not only doesn't fucking involve sex, but sex is with the other is fucking disgusting to think about.

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>>44414515
nah mate.
you're comparing it to curated archives of old quests with all the anon shiptoasting cut out, tiny questlets where only five to ten anons actually post, or forum quests where everyone lives in fear of the ding dong bannu.

>>44414637
Cuz hes got the hots for her.

>>44414641
I don't think the RP helps

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It takes you a few minutes to coax Shoukaku out of the kitchen - what finally gets her to stop making jittery excuses about cleaning the coffee pot is the simple statement “WE'RE LEAVING,” from Hamp, which brings her running. She catches your hand and slips her arm through yours tightly.

“Protecting my honor?” you say with a grin.

She flushes again. “That cruiser of yours is most indelicate.”

“Yeah, I don't brew up after one lousy bomb hit,” Hamp smirks.

“THAT WAS AKAGI AND SHUT UP,” Shoukaku snaps, shoving you sideways to shouldercheck Hamp by proxy. He slides a shit-eating grin off the corner of his mouth at her and takes a long, noisy sip from his starbucks cup. “Where are we going, anyway?”

“The base CIC. Well, our CIC, the glorified conference room.”

“We have an operation?”

“Invasion, actually. They're hitting Iwo Jima today.”

“What?” Shoukaku asks in surprise. “I didn't hear of any sorties.”

“No shipgirls on this operation,” you explain. “Pretty much everyone we had free and not deployed got chewed up pretty good in that big fleet scrap, and the rest of them need rest and refit. Our amphibious invasion transports haven't had anything to invade for the whole damn war, so they were ready to go.

“LSTs?” Hamp asks.

“Better. We've got light carriers - I guess they're the modern equivalent of a CVL or an escort carrier, really - that do nothing but operate helos and vertical take-off capable stuff to pound the ground in support of Marines. They can also airdrop them, and they've got boat wells for hovercraft - think a landing barge on cocaine and a hell of a lot faster.”

“Huh, no shit.” Hamp sips his coffee.

“Yeah. The USN doesn't use Large Slow Targets anymore; we've got ships that prioritize launching a bunch of air-cushion barges and big heavy helicopters to get shit ashore while leaving the transport at a safe distance.”

>>44414705
>Yeah. The USN doesn't use Large Slow Targets anymore

Yet we still keep BuOrd around to fuck with our weapons development.

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“How big is the force, then?” Shoukaku asks curiously. “I was under the impression they barely had enough destroyers to go around even with us kanmusu in play.”

“Lessee - can I have my phone back?”

“Mmmhmm,” Shoukaku says, handing it back. You swipe your thumb over the lock screen, and -

“... Shoukaku?”

“Yes?”

You turn your phone to her, showing the new desktop picture of the long-haired woman sucking on a spoon while winking at the camera. “What is this?”

She peers at it. “Would you like one with me in an apron?”

“I never understood why aprons are supposed to be sexy,” you reply. “One of my first shipboard duties was dishwasher. There's nothing sexy about aprons.”

“Hmph,” Shoukaku says, turning her face away from you and releasing your arm. “Not when dirty yankee sailors are wearing them.”

“Lets see,” you mutter, paging through your phone. “Here, order of battle:”

>>44414705

God dammit, I am going to miss having Hamp as our guard.

>>44412519

Okay that is Bullshit of the highest order Incompetently led?
Her Captain retired a Vice Admiral Sorry you don't get stars for being Incompetent.
Most of her Crew were city boys who were never on a ship and trained literally on board.

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CSG Five:

CVN-77 George Bush
CG-54 USS Antietam
CG-67 USS Shiloh

DesRon 15:

DDG-56 USS John S. McCain
DDG-54 Curtis Wilbur

Combined Command Invasion Fleet:

LSD-48 Ashland
LSD-42 Germantown
LHD-2 USS Essex
LHD-6 USS Bonhomme Richard
LCC-19 Blue Ridge (Flagship)
LSD-46 Tortuga
DDH-976 ROKS Munmu the Great
LPH-6111 ROKS Dokdo
DDG-173 JDS Kongo
DDG-174 JDS Kirishima
DDH-184 JDS Kaga

Hamp is the first to chime in after you've finished reading off the list. “Munmu the Great? Who the actual hell?”

“South Koreans,” you tell him. “Pretty competent fellows.”

“The hell happened to the North?”

“Commies own it.”

“What, why didn't we stomp them?”

“Long story, that.”

You and Shoukaku flesh out the immediate postwar history for Hamp - the Soviet Union, China, Taiwan, the Korean War. You're still fielding his questions as best as your memory can when you reach the main administrative building. You all breathe a sigh of relief as you step into the nice, cool, air-conditioned interior - summer in southern Japan is no joke. The CIC is packed, as expected, but not bustling - the invasion is being run from the USS Blue Ridge, a radio-packed command ship built just for the purpose of orchestrating large amphibious invasions. You spot Hate off to one side - he's pouring about half a bottle of creamer into his full carafe. He seems to have brought his own Bun machine along on its own little rolly-cart. A few Corgis are orbiting it in restless little circles, clearly on guard duty.

“Hate,” you say by way of greeting.

“Skipper.” He trots over to meet you. “Came to watch the big show?”

“Indeed.” You peer at him - he's got his cover on, which no Marine on earth would do indoors. He catches your suspicious squint and decides to move quickly. “Ah, lady Shoukaku,” he says politely, picking his cover up by the brim and lifting it off his head.

>>44414705
>Shoukaku snaps, shoving you sideways to shouldercheck Hamp by proxy
Kekekeke

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>>44414032

She's been back for three weeks, tops, and has no fucking idea how many options she's got.

You really think she's gonna stick around once she realizes the whole damn world is her oyster?

>>44414701
The RP isn't affecting the shitty decision-making of anons.

>>44414736
>BuOrd
Hasn't been around since the mid-60s, when the old Bureaus were abolished in favor of the unified Systems Commands that exist to deal with how heavily integrated naval weapons systems have to be now.

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Shoukaku lets out a yelp, jerking backwards as something on Hate's head *moves.* Hamp leans in, peering curiously, and takes a step back himself as he recognizes it.

“W-W-WHAT THE F-F-FFFFFFF-” Shoukaku manages to choke off the invective, but only just barely.

“That's Frank,” Hate says. “Found him in my hat when I put it on. Decided to leave him there. He likes it up there.”

“Of course,” you reply. “It'd be too hot atop a head with blood flow in it.”

“Mheeaaa, mediocre,” Hate mutters. He and Hamp sip their coffee at the same time. “Hey, want a refill?” He hoists the carafe at Hamp.

“HET,” Hamp says, warding the carafe off with his palm. “My tastes are very particular.”

“He likes to squeeze dough-boys,” Shoukaku adds brightly.

Hate retreats a few hasty steps. “Right well yeah cool yeah it's the twenty-first century and all that hokay going over here,” he says quickly, spinning on his heel and marching towards the big CIC screen. You and your small entorage follow.

“Tea~to~kuuuuuuu~” comes a familiar singsong voice. Glancing aside, you spot the flowing white garments of Kongou herself as she fairly frolics through the darkened CIC, a box in one hand and a steaming paper cup in the other. “I brought you something~”

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>>44414788
Is Kongo burnt out on trying to field some of Goto's paperwork yet?

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>>44414754
>“... Shoukaku?”
>“Yes?”
>You turn your phone to her, showing the new desktop picture of the long-haired woman sucking on a spoon while winking at the camera. “What is this?”
>She peers at it. “Would you like one with me in an apron?”
SHOUKAKU
SHOUKAKU WAT R U DOIN

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>>44414799
>implying the bastards ever left
hail hydra

>>44414754
>You turn your phone to her, showing the new desktop picture of the long-haired woman sucking on a spoon while winking at the camera. “What is this?”
>She peers at it. “Would you like one with me in an apron?”
>“I never understood why aprons are supposed to be sexy,” you reply. “One of my first shipboard duties was dishwasher. There's nothing sexy about aprons.”

Love you shou

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You recognize her victim's profile - Goto, of course, standing so ramrod straight you didn't identify his shadowed form at first. He lifts one hand from his side, rotating only from the elbow to accept the donut placed gingerly in his hand. Kongou just steps across his front so he can robotically hoist the other forearm and receive the coffee cup. She stands there, staring up at him with open adoration as he studiously stares straight ahead at the CIC screen. After a few moments she slips away reluctantly, then bounces (quite literally; given her outfit) to the door with unhidden giddy exuberance, eyes squeezed shut in excitement.

“That's new,” Shoukaku says softly.

“Shoukaku?”

“Yes?”

“I can't feel my hand.”

Shoukaku peers at you quizzically - then releases your arm as if it just burned her. “Oooh,” she says with embarrassment, hands shooting up to cover her mouth. “I didn't mean to- Settle?”

You're already three strides distant, closing on Goto fast. “YOU!” you bellow, shocking every spectator in the CIC.

Goto's head slews-to-cue on you, his eyes cold, glassy, and seeking the heat of your beating heart. “YOU!” he bellows back.

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>>44414562
I'm working on it. That's why I offered to get back to the job in the first place instead of just sailing in a direction until one of them found me.

>>44414592
Damn it. Never mind, off I go.

>>44414788
Yep.

Riddle me this, Admiralhu Ackbar. When Kongou went crying to you about her unsatiated girlboner for Goto, you told her to act quiet. Dependable. Reliable. Always be his rock. That'd steal any admiral's heart, right?

Now why in the hell would you tell Kongou she should act like Arizona to win someone's love?

>>44414799
So it does less than before but with more words?

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>>44414792
fuck you. democracy is always right, even when it's wrong.

>>44414842
Goto done snapped

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“YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SON OF A BITCH!”

“YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING UNDERHANDED LOUDMOUTHED SEAMEN-SUCKER!”

“WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME, YOU UGLY SLANT-EYED YELLOW-BELLIED SAP-SUCKING SONOFABITCH!?”

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO HER, YOU SHIT-KICKING JIZZ-JUGGLING DIPSHIT!?”

You and Goto come to a halt inches from each other's noses in the middle of the CIC.

“THE TURRETS, YOU ASSWIPE.”

“KONGOU, YOU FUCKBARGE.”

You both take a deep breath.

“Creepy. Little. Eldritch. TURRETS,” you opine, pointing at your eyes. “WITH HOLLOW AND EMPTY EYES.”

“Kongou,” Goto hisses back. “Kongou, using an *indoor voice.*”

“Creepy, uncanny valley, unholy abominations that rip apart the mind just to *behold,*” you snap, your pointing finger vibrating in air near Goto's cheek.

“Kongou acting *sweet,*” Goto retorts. “Kongou HANDING me shit instead of twisting her arms into mine and trying to make me eat a donut out of her goddamned mouth like a fucking baby bird!”

You and Goto both snap your gaze to the peanut gallery for judgement. Hamp, Shoukaku and Hate all purse their mouths, and finally waggle their flattened hands in a so-so gesture.

“This isn't over,” you promise.

“Damn straight,” Goto hisses. His dark eyes are intense and haunting in the shadowed room.

Without further ado, you both pick up your headsets, don them, and tune into the invasion-in-progress.

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>>44414807
>“He likes to squeeze dough-boys,” Shoukaku adds brightly.

>>44414639
Eeesh, wasn't even baiting. I got it and said so. Down boy.

>>44414865

I fuckin like her. She's a helpful fuckin girl. NICE FUCKIN CHANGE OF PACE AROUND THIS FUCKING PLACE.

>>44414864
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>44414864
>exchange
IZZ FUNNY TO ME

>>44414852
Pretty much. Though at least we don't get fuckups like nearly scuttled the Iowas before first metal was even cut any more, since BuShips and the shipboard-weapons side of BuOrd got married into NAVSEA...

>>44414637
She has replaced all his DVD's with videos of her.
Its just her and her sisters doing crude parodies of the videos original contents.

>>44414864

Waifu choice fucked over Goto

>>44412954
Or you could check out the transcripts I've compiled at
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/
or
https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.19609/

Check the thread-marks if you're after something specific.

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>>44414850
>Now why in the hell would you tell Kongou she should act like Arizona to win someone's love?

WHY ARE YOU SO YOU

>>44414925
>Space Battles
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEahh fuck it, I can't get a rage boner from this anymore.

>>44414916
With Kongou, you don't pick waifu, waifu picks you

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>>44414864

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>>44414928
Good night, Admiral.

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Heh Shoukaku got a little bit of revenge.

>>44414864


Yaoi, right?

>>44414925

Also, you. I haven't posted on SB to say it, so I'll say here how much I appreciate you going through the trouble of crossposting my story. I especially like how you bother to snip out non-story posts that are relevant to the discussion for the SB readers, too.

Still writing, everyone - I'm approaching my prewritten materiel so this shouldn't take long. Or "shouldn't take long."

>>44414850
Did that win? I don't recall, I just remember us voting not to go that far but just be helpful to Goto.

>>44414943

Not kongou herself but having Kongou acting like arizona.

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>>44414925
But then we'd have to go to spacebattles.

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>>44414963
KITAKAMI-SAMA!~

>>44414966
Yeah, he's been doing a good job with that

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>>44414807
>“HET,” Hamp says, warding the carafe off with his palm

>>44414999
Put those torps away before they kill someone.

>>44415005

Better than SV

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>>44414999
TORPEDO WARNING

>>44414971
Yes, "Act like Arizona" explicitly won

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A gift to Ghost Division...Musashi-sensei.