AHA! I ARRIVED

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“First. Some background,” you announce. “Most naval combat in the modern era revolves around the long-range guided missile, both for offense and defense. Aircraft are still very important, of course, but they also use missiles as their primary munition.”

“Long-range?” Hamp asks.

“Yeah. The longest ones can go upwards of a thousand miles.”

Hamp blinks. “Fukkin how?”

You tap the smartphone and bring up a picture onto the projector. “Behold. This was the first missile the Navy started working on immediately after the war - specifically for anti-aircraft defense. It was named the Talos missile.” You tap the screen again. “And here's a model of it, showing a crewman for scale. Notice anything?”

“It's fucking huge?” Hamp says drolly.

“It's the size of a plane!” Akagi exclaims.

“Precisely,” you say, nodding at Akagi. “It IS the size of a plane. This one was designed for anti-aircraft work, so it was built for shorter-ranged speed, but the long-range ones use modified versions of aircraft engines and actually have thin, spring-loaded wings - they're basically aircraft with computer guidance instead of a pilot.”

The others are familiar with this much at least, but Hamp is all ears. “Are they remotely controlled? Like radio-control planes?”

“The first ones were, actually,” you say. “You know the Zed Baker thing the carriers had to guide planes back home?”

“Yeah.”

“Later they refined that technique as a landing aid; same idea for much shorter ranges. An instrument that'd tell you what side of a very narrow radio beam you were on, it'd guide pilots right onto the runway. They used it in reverse for this missile; its equipment was calibrated to keep it riding the beam as it flew outward. Once it got close, it had its own radar receiver - just an antenna dish, really - and it'd home in on the energy it reflected from the mother ship's radar.”

Inb4-
Oh wait.

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>>44612947
AHAHAH! First for fairies!

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“Huh,” Hamp says. “But how was it controlled? Vaccum tubes?”

“Transistors, actually. Invented just after the war - same job, a hell of a lot smaller and tougher. We've got silicon-based circuits now which make them insanely compact.” You tap your phone. “Which is how we do shit like this. The guidance packages got smaller and smaller - hell, they just came out with a missile that can be fired out of an under-barrel launcher on rifles, like a rifle grenade on crack.”

“... huh,” Hamp allows. “So you can attack people from a thousand miles out?”

“As long as you know where they are - you still have to scout for them, of course.”

“How does the missile find its way?”

“A dozen different ways, but inertial guidance is the big one.”

“Inertial what-now?”

You give him a small smile. “Lemme show you.” You tap the button, and the 'training video' begins to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

Your small, captive audience undergoes a most fascinating metamorphosis as the short video plays. Zuikaku's jubilant curiosity slowly slackens into mortified confusion. Akagi's pleasant little patient smile never leaves her face, but her head's inclination grows steadily as the video drones on. Kaga's blank expression seems to harden like a kiln-fired brick. Shoukaku's the first one to glance at you questioningly, seeking an explanation you refuse to give - you point back at the video sternly. And Arizona -

- flicks her eyes back at the screen as you glance at her.

Huh.

“... it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called 'error',” the video finishes.

You clap your hands together briskly. “So! Any questions?”

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Akagi is the first to raise her hand.

“Yes, Akagi?”

“How does the missile know where it is, again?” she asks politely.

“Oh,” Hamp chimes in. “See, it knows where it isn't.”

“... but how?” she persists, a look of honest bafflement on her face.

“Easy,” Hamp says airily. “It's moving, so in a few seconds it'll be where it wasn't, and then that's where it is.”

“... but where *is* that?”

“Where it wasn't.”

“Ah,” Akagi says faintly.

“I believe,” Kaga cuts in sharply, “she means to ask how the missile knows *where* it wasn't was located at.”

“In the past,” Hamp says. “Because that's where it now *is.*”

“WHERE is that place!?”

“Where the missile is.”

“WHERE IS THAT?”

“Dunno,” Hamp says. “You'd have to ask the missile, because it always - ACK!” he squawks as Kaga shoves Hamp bodily, causing him to pitch back in his cheap folding chair. He sprawls on his back, Starbucks cup held straight-up aloft to prevent a spill of the precious liquid. Kaga shoots you a challenging look and you hold up your palms in chary surrender - no jury on earth would convict her, and you both know it.

A soft rapping of knuckles on wood draws your eyes to Arizona. She makes a bang-shooty motion with her thumb and forefinger, then shrugs inquisitively.

[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
[ ] Misinterpret this enough to get her out in the hallway - better to get this over with sooner rather than later.
[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

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>>44612993
>That video

Wait... What?

We must all now stop and realize.... From this point forward, all of us are inb4 NAVY.

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>>44613025
>his first time seeing the video

Actual government-funded video, too. No shit.

>>44613012
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613012
[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613047
It seems to decribe the matter accurately while not describing it at all.

So yeah, I can totally believe that.

>>44613012
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

Exposition time!

A time honoured tradition.

>>44613012
>[x]Other
Explain to them about Radar and other types of tracking like GPS.

>>44613012
THIRD BASE!

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>>44612993
THE MISSILE KNOWS (UNLESS IT IS AN AIM-4)

>>44613012
>[x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

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Is it really time for Heldensagen Vom Kanmusu again so soon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYKW6fVqbmA
>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613012
It is time for the demewars!

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K7E3MqGh-xnaZdVXo0y

>>44613084
Didn't they already get a bit of a brief on this when they came back?

>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

Show them that railgun video by the navy.

Also I can't be the only one thinking that Akagi is gonna call her boyfriend about how they gosh darn electronics work.

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Oh yes, gauss rifle time

>>44613100
Oh hell yes. Hunter Command's here!

>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
>[x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

AND CWIS. AND LR-LAP. AND EXCALIBUR.

>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
>[x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
Lets see if we can find footage of a Zumwalt class ship or something else armed with a similar size gun. It would make sense for some navies to load artillery guns onto their ships for additional punch.

>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

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>>44613129
>AND EXCALIBUR.

>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613025
100% serious explanation straight from Uncle Sam's inexplicable maw.
Science rules.

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>>44613129
>EXCALIBUR.
>Relying on something that can be killed by 2 F-15s

>>44613126
>>44613127
>>44613128
Now, that's what I call a Hive Mind.

>>44613153
OH YES YOU ARE.

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>>44613113
goose rifle a shit
autocannon forever

>>44613146
>>44613129
REMOVE OSEA REMOVE OSEA
LIGHTHOUSE ATTACK BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613092

Fukkin lel.

Actually the Sidewinder had that problem too - early models would track for the sun if launched within 20 degrees of it. Not nearly as bad as the AIM-4 for that though. Among its other many oft-lamented failings.

>>44613012
>That video
Fucking US Navy... I now actually know LESS than I did before. You have somehow invented a method of DECREASING aggregate knowledge.

The United States is terrifying in its sheer capacity to confuse the ever-living fuck out of anyone observing it.

>[o] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

We might find some cell-phone footage of LA too... Or other ports that were attacked.

>>44613047
I think that video killed some brain cells.

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613092
PRAISE THE AMRAAM

>>44613012
>[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

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>>44613092
>Filename

>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

Kaga and Akagi saw Mustin's guns doing some work, but it's still important to show the limits

>>44613012
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

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>>44613185
>sour grapes: the post
You're just salty that you have gyro problems and can't into gauss.

>>44612947
>shoving aside an easel with some asinine diagram trying to add a *fifth* dimension to what they USED to call C-*3*
How many fucking C's are there NOW?

>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613214
>cell-phone footage of LA too
Sure, if you want to send Settle into fits of PTSD

>>44613012
>[ ] Misinterpret this enough to get her out in the hallway - better to get this over with sooner rather than later.

Like they said, get it over with, If not that, then
[ x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613216
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.

What an oxymoron.

>>44613240
Hey Naka!

Not feeling suicidal/Abyssal/Dalek-like today, I hope!

>>44613240
Shake it!

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>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
Dakka, ho!

>>44613220
HEIL METEOR

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>>44613240

Probably the only way to keep himself from planting it up your ass, honey.

>>44613261
>Dalek-like
Get out of here Doctor

>>44612993
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ [Embed]
I bet you North Korea hasn't figured this out yet.

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>>44613240
Ey You have an endgame for your current troubles, or are you just sort of hoping something works out?

>>44612947
[x] Show everyone the A-10, the Goalkeeper and the movie Battleship.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>44613262
aww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tcD_dVcXE4

>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

I'm not gonna lie - I just want to see their reaction to that video

>>44613012

>[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613305
Oh, but I do have an idea.

Seriously, doing well?

>>44613305
>Everyone wants the booty
What is this, Kin-iro Mosaic?

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

Railguns are ALWAYS THE ANSWER!

>>44613012
[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

ZUM WOHL T

>>44613305

. . . What booty? There's not much of one as far as I can see.

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>>44613099
>If planefag doesn't kill the quest

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>>44613305
>Everyone wants the booty, after all.
Wisdom

>>44613333
An outcome that doesn't end in more death/suffering than the norm would be a good baseline

>>44613275
Is Harder an S or an M?

>>44613366

hes a /SS/

>>44613305
but Naka, you don't have any booty

>>44613366
/ss/-257

Are there actually any railguns in active service yet? No point talking about stuff that's still in development

>>44613364
That's not an endgame. That's a forlorn hope.

>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Ugh. We need to talk to her in private, stat, but this briefing is important.

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>>44613305

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>>44613305
>filename

Well you're certainly dragging some bait in the water now, honey.

>>44613240
i know what the fuck you did in your last write you copycatting bitch stealing swayback maru's "signal them to keep moving"

>>44613305
>She decieved herself into thinking she has booty.

>>44613385
>I have no idea what that is. Help a girl out, Settle? You were laid up not getting laid up for a long time, you've watched stuff.
Imagine Kongou if she were a normal girl and less hyper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUMTNx7kOZ8

>>44613420

Her butt doesn't displace enough.

>>44613333

Where do you see yourself in a week? A month? A year?

Do you have some sort of plan that requires you to not tell Settle, Harder, your sisters, about what's happening to you? Beyond "They'll lock me up or experiment on me or kill me if I do" (which isn't necessarily true or even particularly likely)?

>>44613385
It's an anime with a glorious fanservice scene of stern. That's all needed to know.

>>44613437
Naka brings some great things to the table. Displacement is not one of them.

>>44613385
That's actually a better response than I expected.

Hang in there, it'll get less bad. Maybe.

>>44613430
"Still having fun" is a good sign.

>>44613389
Zumwalt's testing one this year.
Ponce has a laser right now, by the way.

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
These should work together.

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>>44613430

I'm just sayin, I don't think you're playing catch and release here, you know? I see a live well in that bote, babe.

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>>44612947
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

ITS TIME

>>44613208
making the original aim-9 seeker head 'smart' enough to know where the sun was and not to fly into it would have been incredibly complex, heavy, unreliable and a general waste of time and money compared to shitting out more 'retarded' aim-9s and using them like pocket sand.

it's a shame the military purchasing system never learns from it's successes.

>>44613430
tongue harder instead.

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VOTES CALLED ETC

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>>44613465
>Ponce has a laser right now, by the way.
F U T U R E

>>44613490
Did we just leave Essex out there with the rest of the Navy?

Do you think the Navy is okay?

>>44613469
>The bottom.
So Harder's an S and you're an M then. Got it.

>>44613422
>Less Hyper
You seriously think Karen is LESS hyper?
Have you not seen episode 2 of Hello Kinmoza?

[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

All you need is some powerplant upgrades...

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>>44613465
Zumwalt is a big boat.

>>44613469

What about the second part of >>44613438
?

>>44613513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQxb-V-rZqA

>>44613513
For you.

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>>44613513
Girls these days develop earlier

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>Trolling carriers with missile videos

That's uncalled for.

Except Kaga, she deserves it.

Now go and tell them about chink ballistic carrier headpatters.

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>>44613494
>>44613465
>>44613389
Is this what being part of an Evil Empire feels like?

Also, does anyone have that gif of Ameriball firing uzis into the air while burgers rain from the sky?

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>>44613513
She almost the same size of Arizona who is only slightly bigger then the Nevadas

>>44613500
>Radiomen taking shifts to talk to her because she just will not shut up

>>44613469
Naka plz..

No really, please... I don't w- You don't deserve that. You are better than that.

God dammit, I just want to know how to help...

>>44613544
Even the Abyssals get fairies and we don't? How the fuck is that fair?

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>>44613513
But she's ugly.

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How long until Abyssal boarding fairies?

>>44613549
Do your part as the evil overlord then.

Send them china chinks back from the south chink sea.

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>>44613549
I really need to sort out my pics one of these days...

>>44613549
>America
>Evil

>>44613555

So stop thinking and jump harder's torpedo

>>44612947
Crap! You're running when I have work! Fuuuuu--
Sorry about that folks. My next Memories of Higgins will be delayed due to some errors in writing that I have to fix!

>>44613555
>Junk-in-a-box
Naka.
Naka Pls.

>>44613555

It isn't 'telling' if you're the one who'll (supposedly) get in trouble.

And it'd be better for you and for everyone if you were the one to tell them, rather than them finding out some other way.

>>44613549
TSFs a shit

>>44613568
>not liking seafaring monoliths

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>>44613568
>ugly
I'll take wrong opinions for 200

>>44613494
>IRL lasers are basically weaponized telescopes
Real life is weird

>>44613555
>But no. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
Eh, if it makes you feel any better I support either direction. Abyssal you had a very nice rack, and rockin' booty.

Have you thought about going evil for the perks, and then double-crossing them once you've been upgraded?

>>44613513
>build a battleship
>call it a destroyer
politics cause things to make no sense

>>44613615
weaponized flashlights, really.

>>44613568
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Cause I like her.

>>44613542
>Zumwalt is longer than Nevada
She's a big girl.

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>reading all of the Naka story
Dem fucking feels.

I don't want Naka to go off of the deep end.

>>44613555
I'd put my junk in that box.

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>>44613559
>Even the Abyssals get fairies and we don't? How the fuck is that fair?
Preach it brother.

>>44613542
>>44613551
Nevada is 15 feet wider at the beam and nearly twice the displacement tho

>>44613555

If we have to go out to the ocean and refloat your old hull out, we will. mark our words.

>>44613389
the IIa burke's should have a power plant strong enough for railguns if i'm not mistaken

>>44613616

But she's got no legs, man!

How can she put her foot in her mouth (or Harder's) if she's got no legs for her feet to attach to?

>>44613568
Dunno, I like the geometric design. Very spacefuture.

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>>44613438
>Do you have some sort of plan that requires you to not tell Settle, Harder, your sisters, about what's happening to you? Beyond "They'll lock me up or experiment on me or kill me if I do" (which isn't necessarily true or even particularly likely)?

How... interesting.

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>>44613613
Nuke the moon
Nuke the core
Nuke the Sun

>>44613645
Hrm. Maybe she could hybridize? Keep the legs and then get the upgrades to her displacement?

Reminder that Abyssals are better than vanilla shipgirls.

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>>44613549
Can I join the glorious Empire of 'Murica?

>>44613689
Found the traitor

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>>44613613
Preach

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>>44613651
I think that the U Boats had a much more spaceshippy look.

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>>44613689
TRAITOR

>>44613592
>has asks for a gif
>you post the jpeg

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>>44613695
I am no traitor. I just am willing to accept new ideas.

Like >dat ass

>>44613708

CORAX

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>Kankore

>>44613687
She is already an Awakened. It is our sacred duty to use it for SCIENCE and DAKKA.

Also booty and rack, of course.

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>>44613674
>Samson option
There's nothing like overkill.

>>44613699
>>44613613
Can't let you do that Dave

>>44613715
What the hell? It's a gif on my computer, and phone!

>>44613572
HMS Campbeltown has a crew of some 265 commandos and 346 navy personnel, all armed to the teeth and fully capable of boarding the living SHIT out of a battleship and assuming complete control of his systems.

We had BETTER get some fucking fairy USMC or Imperial Japanese Special Naval Landing Forces to fuck Abyssal shit up, or I'mma riot. I've wanted to see tiny, 6-inch-high motherfuckers with anti-tank rifles, rockets, mortars and machine guns since we first met Arizona's engineer.

>>44613638
Once I get my ass in gear and figure out what the fuck I'm writing, there'll be at least one more fairy around here!

You didn't think Victory would come back without Nelson, did you?

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>>44613725

>>44613747
that filename very clearly says image.jpeg

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Come to the dark side Naka, we have cookies.

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>>44613718

>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.

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>>44613568
>war pyramids
>frickin laser beams
america no

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>>44613674
I wonder if the BC part of NBC does anything to Abyssals.

I guess you don't know 'til you try

Hey, I got an idea for Naka. If the Abyssals are tapping your brain, trying to mess around with you... could you do the same thing back to them? The Abyss looks into you, and you stare back?
Someone could possibly get some good intelligence on them that way. Find out what makes them tick.

>>44613757
No No, come join Neo-Zeon, Naka.
We have cake.

>>44613754
Well Americanball is moving on my screen so I have no fucking idea what's going on.

>>44613718
While dem lips are plump and in need of attention, I cannot respect that headgear.

>>44613725
>It is our sacred duty to use it for SCIENCE and DAKKA.
Now, now. She's a sapient being so using her isn't right. Although working with her to harness and then unleash her. . . uhh, potential is completely legit.

>Also booty and rack, of course.
The more the better. Especially if she can keep that sleek form of hers.

She's got a hell of a frame to build off of.

>>44613766
Little late bro.

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>>44613757
Also, all your friends are here!

Although, on that note, I wonder what Abyssals do in their off time. Train? Relax? Sleep? Write angsty poetry?

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>>44613718
TRAITOR! HERETIC! I BET YOUR WANT TO PLAY AS ADVENT IN X-COM 2!

>>44613801

Masturbate to Settle's nightmares.

>>44613806
TRAITOR

>>44613801
They're all in Evanescence cover bands.

>[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.

>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo

>>44613801
>Thermos
>Underwater

...This bothers me more than it should

>>44613718
Wo is Best Abyssal. I say we start training those Boarding Fairies, 'cause we need to capture that booty.

>>44613775
You just reminded me of when Newt & Gottlieb drifted with the Kaiju.

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>>44613718
Excellent taste, Teitoku.

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>>44613806
TRAITOR

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>>44613771
AMERICA YES

>>44613806
TRAITOR

>>44613806
200% MOTHERFUCKING LOYALTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9-MXJCJXU

>>44613806
>Have mission where an Advent trooper defects
>Have another Advent trooper be scripted to appear and yell "Traitor!" while spinning a stunstick in a custom animation

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>>44613818
But they do that during the working hours. And I'm sure that'd get old after a while.

>"So, what are we doing today? There are no sorties planned."
>"WELL I THOUGHT WE'D SIT AROUND AND HATE HUMANITY"
>"We did that yesterday..."

>>44613840
That's. . . That's a . . . She can be redeemed, someone get me some asylum paperwork.

>>44613754
Older iphones do really, *really* stupid shit to images. Like convert all gifs to jpgs when you try to post them to 4chan, among other things.

>>44613880
>using appleshit
You better have not bought that out of your own volition

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Posting best ass.

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>>44613771
Oh yes.

>>44613880
...Fucking HOW!?

I.... How!?

>>44613866
Now that some ADVENT troops can be equipped with riot gear then it's entirely possible.

I would fucking kill for that as a mod

>>44613771
KANE LIVES

>>44613831
How else are you going to keep your coco warm at the kind of temperatures the deep sea reaches?

That said, all this talk of turning abyssal for 'upgrades' then turning back is crazy. We don't even know if Abyssals want, or even CAN return to normal shipgirls. And what about their classes that don't correspond to actual ships with a grudge?

If you want upgrades, just leave it to the fairy engineers and Akashi... Is she even around yet? We need her around.

>>44613875
Please, I just want to help, I don't want you to suffer, I don't want the abyss to take anyone, in combat, or on land...

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In all seriousness, I think trying to help Naka achieve some sort of harmony between her shipgirl-ness and her abyssal-ness would go a long way to figuring out how to end this war.

Because wars don't usually end when you kill absolutely everyone, they end when one side is no longer fighting. "Cure" might not be possible, but ending the raids and just getting them to at least calm down could be doable.

We probably won't be friends.

>>44613910
>dem tittays
>dat ass
>dat waist
>whole package
10/10, would waifu, rut, and breed with great zeal

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>>44613935
INDEED!

>>44613801
Try to capture more shipgirls that they might harvest base planning to make underwater life more comfortable. Alternatively, trying to hijack admirals so they can quit attacking at random.

>>44613906
Not him.

I *had* an iphone, years ago, back when they were, for better or worse, objectively better than the pretty weak-ass alternatives.

These days I have an android, however.

>>44613941
So you're saying we should teach them the inner workings of Zen.

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Some anon mentioned in the previous thread that Naka hating her situation is what is making it worse, because Abyssals are made from hate.

>>44613941
Naka, the unlikely key to ending the war? It's just crazy enough to work, or get everyone killed!

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>>44613866
>>44613925
Oh yes.

By the way, just read Shattered Sword. I assume half of you faggots already read it, but for the rest I fucking recommend it. For plus points, imagine them as Kanmusus and try to picture Akagi having an indigestion.

>>44613935
AND HE'S AMERICAN!

>>44613836
Yeah. That went both ways, too. Sure, it ended up welping two good units (and almost cost the PPDC a third) because the enemy was able to tailor-generate specialized monsters to bugger them over, but in the end, it paid off... the second time around.

If we can get extraordinarily lucky and pin down the location of RFV, well...

>>44613958
So how exactly would they get infomation from captured admirals?

Do the Abyssals have their own versions of Kongo (Dess) to torment Admirals with?

>>44613967
Maybe.

Although Taoism might be closer to their condition. What with Shipgirls and Abyssals being two sides of the same coin. Maybe it's unhealthy for both to deny their true nature?

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>>44613877
there's plenty of fine ass out there that doesn't belong to an insane evil tentacle war ghost

>>44613974
It's on the list.
It's a long list.

>>44613977
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

>>44613996
Gone with the wind m8.

>>44613982
Well, abyssals do have the lewdesst shipsloops anon.

>>44613996

Dude, read the last thread.

NAVYFAG is a petulant, whining bitch.

>>44614008

FANTASY
WAIFU
LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE

>>44613998
Speaking of, our illustrious Flag needs to get his old ass in gear and start planning joint night ops with Arizona and Shoukaku

>>44613982
Wouldn't Abyssal Kongo be stoic?

>>44613998
Daily reminder that Chief Goto did not get the girl.

>>44613996
he's top bitch so hes not coming back

>>44613996
being unpersoned isn't really a big deal on an anonymous imageboard

>>44613996
People move on. That's just life.

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>>44613998

>>44613998
>tfw no 'murrican ship girl waifu to engage in patriotic lewdness with
>tfw single veteran who cannot connect to grills anymore and no one to talk to about war shit
Damn you KCQ, I was happily repressing this shit.

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>>44614055
>a new enemy that isn't just a robot

YES YES YES YES

I FUCKING LOVE DISSECTING NEW ALIENS

Aw shit im late

>>44614055
Vanu whatnow?

>>44614047
You'd think he and Shinobu would work though?

>>44614065
Have you met the USS Essex CV-9 yet?

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When I saw this picture, the "Barney emerging out of the smoke with that permanent smile" came to mind.

>>44614078
Better than the tyrants or terrorists.

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>>44614055
...Is... is that the new Tentaculaut?

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>>44614034
Abyssal Kongo would be completely stoic, but also annoying. Think finding her in random places, just staring at you.

>>44614090
>USS Essex
Do we have art of her yet?

Is she stacked?

>>44613875
Apologies. I would not have suggested such were it not for looking at the bigger picture - we have a potential intelligence leak in our midst (you are/were the bloody secretary for a while, who knows what kind of sensitive intel you spotted while in that position, and if the Abyss is reaming your mind...).

Besides, you could also plant seeds in their mind analogues. Like the full track of every damn song Justin Bieber has ever made/covered. That should cause a bit of disruption, no? Or just a never-ending loop of Rick Astley...

From Flotilla leader to US destroyer who has sunk six Japanese submarines in twelve days:

DAMN IT. HOW DO YOU DO IT.

From destroyer escort:

PERSONNEL AND EQUIPMENT WORKED WITH THE SMOOTHNESS OF WELL OILED CLOCKWORK. AS A RESULT OF OUR EFFORTS RECORDING ANGEL IS WORKING OVERTIME CHECKING IN NIP SUBMARINERS JOINING HONORABLE ANCESTORS.

>>44613875
>君たさには失望したよ
>時雨--・・・時雨ー?人丈夫つぽい?
;_;

>>44614055

I really want this game to be good. The first one was OK, but it was so goddamn mechanically frustrating

>>44614099
*PANICS INTERNALLY*

No, of course not. It can't be the new Tentaculat. That's ridiculous.

They wouldn't do that to us.

>>44614058

>has been anonymously shitposting and sending Fap Angel hatemail for weeks
>Claimed without evidence that Planefag said his entire goal was to troll everyone, including the writefags
>Claimed that nearly every writefag has dumped the quest and stopped responding when proven wrong

Among other things.

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>>44614099
Maybe. Could be Brain Drone.

>>44614106
We need a "Naka Abyssal-chan's Daily Life" omake where she's just observing the antics of her sisters at the bottom of the ocean.

>>44614055
Sci-fi Beholder?

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>>44614109

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>>44614109
She's stacked.

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>>44614099
>Tentaculaut

>>44614135
THAT FUCKING CAT

>>44614119
The first one was amazing.
The new X-com is a mediocre shadow of its former glory, but is fun enough.

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>>44614128
Most of that wasn't actually him.
What WAS him was he thought that being a writefag was a lot more collaborative with planefag, and turns out that it isn't.

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>>44614109
We can only hope.

CV-2 when, though?

>>44614135
Damn. I'm feeling more patriotic already.

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>>44614143

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US Navy

Traumatizing nip shipsluts since 1942.

>>44614164
Maybe people would like Essex if someone wrote lewds of her

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>>44613806
>I BET YOUR WANT TO PLAY AS ADVENT IN X-COM 2!
We can do that?

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Following the Battle of Matapan during WWII and the destruction of the Italian fleet.

From Captain Destroyer Flotilla to C-in-C Mediterranean:

HAVE ITALIAN SURVIVORS INCLUDING THEIR ADMIRAL. HE HAS HEMARRHOIDS

Reply from C-in-C Mediterranean:

I AM NOT SURPRISED.

>>44614184
Anyone but fluff

>>44614187
I wish. Would be pretty fun to be the bad guys for once.

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>>44614165

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>>44614151

I meant EU/EW, not oldcom.
Oldcom is the reason i love tactical games.

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>>44614187
Haha fuck no

>>44613749
>Once I get my ass in gear and figure out what the fuck I'm writing, there'll be at least one more fairy around here!

Keep writing about Warspite, it'd be a shame for her to go to waste and it would be easy enough to bring Victory in to whatever stories you write about Britbongistan.

>>44614191
Is it the food?

>>44614187
MODS nigga.

>>44614152

We know he was the shitposter/hatemailer, given that that guy signed onto the IRC with NAVY's hostmask, according to Deme in the previous thread.

>>44614184
Lewds won't erase shit art.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7S6EDNrfSsA

Dude, I spilled my screwdriver cocktail watching this.
....fuck.

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>>44614196
>bad guys

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“They're on their way back in,” you tell her. “Missiles and aircraft became the primary anti-ship weapons after the war, due to the overwhelming standoff advantage, but we kept the four Iowa-class battleships in service off and on almost up to the turn of the millennium, for the value of their guns in shore bombardment.”

Arizona's lidded-eyed look conveys her feelings on that quite efficiently. “Yeah, yeah, I know - they're coming back into favor for anti-ship work, though.” You scroll through your phone looking for images. “They developed a new kind of artillery shell that can glide damn near fifty, sixty miles, equipped with terminal guidance - the latest ones can hit moving targets. Kind of like miniature missiles packed into a shell. But what they're working on now is this.” You tap the button and bring up a picture of the latest, greatest trick - a hypersonic slug from the new experimental railgun ripping through target barriers. Arizona's eyes grow wide. “A good eighty mile range on these at least. It's a ferrous metal slug accelerated by two metal rails that act as electromagnets when they're juiced by the ship's powerplant. These aren't guided, of course, but they move at hypersonic velocities - the transit time is short enough that they could be used against surface targets at shorter ranges.” You shrug. “Or so it's been suggested - shots per salvo argue against it. I doubt it'll be effective over the horizon.”

>>44614228
Maybe it's shit on purpose to make people mad.

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>>44614204

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X-COM: The BETA Menace when?

>>44614223
MODS: Putting dicks on everything since forever.

>>44614258
When they figure out how to make TSF mods.

>>44614237
Antagonists. Whatever.

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Arizona rests one cheek on her fist, gazing up at the projector screen distantly. She makes a wingy motion with her free hand, then a kind of stretching one.

“Uh?”

She marks an X on the table, then drags her finger as far as she's got room down the table, where she makes another X.

“Standoff distance?”

A nod.

“What about it?”

Arizona points at the table to your right - where most of Kido Butai is currently parked. Then she jabs her chest with her thumb and flips her palm up in a so-what? gesture.

[ ] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614258
BETA are kinda shitty enemies for X-Com.

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

Let's give a slightly intelligent example.

>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
>>44614297
BETA are kinda shitty as a narrative device

>>44614297
This.

BETAs are shitty due to poor balance.

>hurr durr lasers beat everything

Not interesting.

>>44614283
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

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>>44614055
>>44614078

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

>>44614283
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

I *want* to call Ari a retard, but that's more young-grade trolling.

>>44614283
>[x ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

>>44614283
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

At least twice.

>>44614283
>[X] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

Besides

>[X] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
[ X] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

Now she's just being an ass.

>>44614283
>[X] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?

>>44614283
I'm probably just being thick... What is she asking exactly? "What is the point of standoff distance when the Abyssals pop out right on top of their target?"

>>44614214
I think someone already mentioned her in a separate story... It's not like she's mine exclusively anyway and Victory's return will likely be fairly brief.

Besides, I'm neither in-the-loop enough, nor prolific enough, to write much about Britain and the Royal Navy... Though I DO want to revise the attack on Portsmouth at some point...

>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

At times like this, I wonder how settle even understands Arizona with the gestures that she makes. Those two must have done something that brought them REEAAAALLY close. Then I'm pretty sure settle would have learned Arizona's, um.... "Way of speech" concerning hand gestures. -and donuts-

>[X] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

Let's not make this personal.

>>44614283
Is she nogunz?

>>44614310
>BETA are kinda shitty as a narrative device
Well yeah. Tiberium is like 10 times as menacing and it's an inanimate fucking rock.

>>44614283
>[X] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

Okay, no. You deserve that "retard", Arizona.

>>44614283
>>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

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>>44614283
>MFW Kaga, Akagi and Hornet amost fucking died because a battlecruiser rammed itself through their escorts which didn't include a heavy gunslinger
Ari pls

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614358
As much as I like Arizona, I barely understand half the things she is conveying.

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Add in, "And if you want to know what happens when battleships manage to ambush carriers that don't have battleships with them... well, just ask Sammy about Leyte."

>>44614358
Arizona's been back for not even three weeks. We've seen the majority of her and Settle's relationship.

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

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>>44614366
>literally color out of space in a game about fighting terrorists in a Post-Soviet Union world

Must have blown people's minds back in the day.

>>44614228
You can wash away bad arts with good lewds.

>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.

>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

>>44614379
If you could understand her than you wouldn't like her.

>>44614385
>thats literally all he does
Not even well.

>>44614283
>[x] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

Derpizona

>>44614379
Indeed. They must have some sort of unique hand gesture language that only Ari and Settle know. But overall, planefag does a REALLY good job describing these gestures the best he can, and Planefag, if your out there typing and shit, and you have a glass with some sort of alcohol in it, I give a toast to you with the remains of my screwdriver cocktail.

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>>44614379
>As much as I like Arizona, I barely understand half the things she is conveying.

Even with Settle literally repeating everything she says right after!?

AAAAH I WANNA SHAKE YOU LIKE SALT

>>44614371
We need more Karen x Kongou.

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>>44614283
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?

there's no replacement for displacement