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>>44631315
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

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>>44631315
"We're going to Dres-Elna!?"

"Yes. That is exactly what I just said. Please don't interrupt me again, Tali..." Holly sighs and continues, her voice never going above a hard whisper. "Dres-Elna, as some of you may know, is one of the biggest Undine cities, second only to the Kingdom of Shera. It was built after the God of Cruelty, Asam, destroyed the original land, Dres. As Petal we're expected to eventually travel the lands. Our last trip went... Badly. This time, hopefully, nothing too dangerous will happen. I also have some personal business to attend to so Vendal will be in charge in my absence."

"R-really..?" Vendal seems taken aback by the announcement.

"I have full faith in your ability to lead them. Now, this is not a vacation. We are to go to the land, explore, and apply the healing spells we have to any who are in need. I repeat, THIS IS NOT A VACATION."

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>>44631315
>That gigantic Ceera head
Holy crap, Ceers are BIG!

>>44631315
the most exciting time of the day has finally come!

>>44631401
VACATION!

>>44631401
Can we ask how it went badly last time?

I'm expecting at least 4+ casualties or at least pregnancies.

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>>44631401
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"Welcome to Dres-Elna! We hope you enjoy your little vacation, students of Minia!"

>A hermit crab undine stands before the group, her arms outspread. All around are undine and a few of each race wandering about. Tali even spots the mask of a Ceer among the crowd.

"Every year," The undine goes on, "Ms. Wood comes by with her class. I actually see a few familiar faces in the crowd. Now, for you new guys I'm sure she gave you the whole 'this is not a vacation' and 'beware the waters for no one knows what slumbers beneath' speeches but trust me when I say you'll be having nothing but fun while here! Now, we do have a buddy system so if you guys want to pick a buddy now go ahead. Always keep track of your buddy."

>Tali looks around. Vaisi wasn't allowed on the trip. Ceera is there but she seems to be sticking to the far back, away from the crowd.

>>44631493
Pick Vendal! You will be in a position of power!

>>44631493
It's a vacation, you should definitely buddy up with Ceera.

>>44631493
Pick Lily or Lan!

>>44631493
Yeah, stay outta the water, it's a ploy to get you killed and replaced by a Solia-like brainjelly.

Grab Lan, most Undine should be averse to dealing with you when you have some proper muscle around.

>>44631493
Tali. Pick 99c. We haven't hung out with best girl in Forever.
Ceera can tag along.

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>>44631493
I've been waiting for this!
I will begin dumping spells now.
Pick 99c

>>44631493
TALI, YOU SHOULD BUDDY UP WITH THAT HERMIT CRAB GIRL. SHE'S YOUR TYPE!

>>44631493
Flora!

Also, how far did you get with Vaisi?

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>>44631315
Tali, we're BACK

>>44631493
99c 99c! STOP IGNORING HER FOR AWHILE

>>44631493
PICK OCTOGRIL.

>>44631493
Vendal or Ceera, no one else.

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I'm not too sure about this one since it's pretty basic and the end effect would be better spent replenishing the casters mana pool.

>>44631493
Vendal, dude.

>>44631493
Pick Tessa or Ninety-Nine.

>>44631493
Go with the snake girl.

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Now this is a fun one.
It turns the air in the targets lungs to fire suffocating them by destroying the lungs!
Fun for the whole family.

>>44631493
99c

>>44631493
Vendal, you will have leadership with her.

And your fetish.

>>44631493
Tessa

>>44631493
vendal vendal vendal

>>44631493
Grab 99C! She will get lost trying to look for burried treasures!

>>44631493
Tali, let's be realistic here.
Pick everyone.

>>44631493
99c baby!

>>44631493
Go with Ceera or Vendal.

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An earlier version of Anti-Mage that I later fused into it.

>>44631493
Pick Ceera if she is your girlfriend

>>44631493
We haven't spent any time with your older sister in a while, let's go with Lan

>>44631493
Tali, this is an undine city. Pick an Undine partner, they will be great help in not getting lost and staying out of trouble. Tessa or Vendal are the only good choices.

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I originally made this as a joke but figured it could make a good enough way to distract someone.

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>>44631591
We... We didn't do anything. Vendal helped her unpack her room so... Yeah.

She was disappointed.

Uhm... This is a hard choice...

>He sees Alisya and Tessa hook up.

I kinda want Ceera cause... Well, we're together, really. But Vendal doesn't seem to have anyone right now too...

And poor Ninety-Nine. I'm worried something might happen to her if I don't keep an eye on her.

But if I pick Ceera she might go with Vendal. Or what if Vendal goes with Lily and Ninety-Nine is left with someone who doesn't watch her.

Dammit...

"Uhm... Does it have to be just one person?"

"Hmm.. No, you can get another if you really want to be with your friends. But no more than three too a group. Having more than that kinda defeats the point of the buddy system."

Alright, choice time.

Ceera
Ninety-Nine
Vendal

>>44631912
>Ceera
>Ninety-Nine

>>44631912
GET CEERA AND 99c YOU TREE HUGGING KNIFE EARED FUCK

>>44631912
Vendal!

>>44631912
Lan. You never hang out with Big Sis Lan. Quit being an ungrateful imouto.

>>44631912
Ceera
Ninety-Nine

>>44631912
Ceera and 99c
HAVING SOME PROBLEMS PRIORITIZING YOUR HAREM KNIFE EAR?

>>44631912
>Ceera
>Ninety-Nine
I wish we could have Lan too, but there's no rule says that Lan and Lily can be buddies, then we can team up as a five man, two buddy party group.

>>44631912
>Vendal

>>44631912
99

>>44631912
Ceera & 99c~

>>44631912
>Ceera
>Vendal
It's your fetish, dude.

Hey Tali which picture would be more disturbing to you?

A picture of your sister naked and covered in maple syrup or a picture of Ceera in the middle of a Ceer gangbang

I need to know this for reasons

I like this one because it pretty much punishes anyone that heavily buff themselves. Also because 'splosions

>>44631912
Ceera
Vendal
Your girlfriend and the first Undine you touched, remember?

>>44631912
Ceera
Venda
Just try to not spend the entire day having sex

>>44631912
Ninety-Nine
Vendal

>>44631912
Ceera and Ninety-Nine then.

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>>44631993
>doesn't post image.
fuck me it blew up on the way there.

>>44631912
>Ceera
>Ninety-Nine
This. Are the Golems with us?

>>44631912
>Ceera
>Vendal

Ignore the store that can't sell anything here

>>44631912
>Vendal
>Ceera

>>44631912
>Ninety-Nine
>Vendal
Cause Ceera should interact with others for a change.

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>Writing.

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This is an improvement on a spell made by someone before me allowing self cast magic to ignore the magic shield.

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Why doesn't Tali just abandon his mission by becoming a girl?

>>44632049
Being a girl is already his mission though.

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I have the most doubts about this one because I don't know if it works this way.
If it works as intended it shoots a lightning bolt that's infused with poison and fire at a target

>>44632049
You're assuming he doesn't like being a boy.

>>44632049
He likes giving the D

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And here's my Pièce-de-résistance
The Bind Soul spell.
First converts the targets body into mana then uses that mana to convert the soul the of target to mana. It uses the remaining mana from the body to create a Magic Gem that is filled with the mana created from the soul.

>>44632049
If Tali abandons his mission by "going native" the first thing likely to happen is his boss blowing his cover.

>>44632196
So why not blow his cover by himself and become a double agent?

>>44632135
Ceera's a girl with a D. Tali just needs to get fleshshaped into fuTali. Boom problem solved.

>>44632193
That is evil yet efficient.

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>Tali picks Ceera and Ninety-Nine. Ceera seems relieved and explains that it's hard hanging out with people who barely understand her.

"The Common tongue has some very difficult sounds to make. I have not quite mastered the mouth movement..."

>Ninety-Nine simply nods when Tali picks her as well and sticks by his side. Vendal, Lily, and Lan make up the rest of the team.

"Great!" The undine tour guide says. "So, my name is Thala and it's my pleasure to tour you through our grand city! Now, we will be going to the beach at some point so if you guys want there's a shop nearby. We cater to any and all races, even our esteemed Ceer guest here! A pleasure to have you, by the way, miss. If you ever need anything simply ask me and I'll get it done."

Wow. It looks like Ceer are treated the same way here that they are in the school.

"So, everyone, I'm sure your teacher gave you a small allowance. Let's do some shopping!"

>The undine leads them to the clothing store. A quick look around shows that what Tali would consider swimwear is worn casually by the undine around here. Even a few of the other races wear it.

>Ninety-Nine is given a simple swimsuit to wear. To Tali's disappointment he sees that Ceera is in full Ceer outfit.

"Tali..." Ninety-Nine says, "I am not sure if I should be out here... My shop..."

"The golems can take care of it for the day. You're on vacation, Ninety-Nine."

"Are you sure..?"

"Mhmm. You're fine."

"Okay..."

>Ceera folds her arms.

"<Don't look at me like that. My current outfit is fine. Besides, I don't even know how to swim.>"

>>44632319
>forcing lily on Vendal again
You heartless bastard. Give the snake girl a break.

>>44632319
NEW MISSION: Get Ceera a swimsuit and some sunscreen!

Accept?
>y/n

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>44632319
Strip her, Tali. Take her to the dressing room and make her put on a swimsuit. She's gonna burn in her full outfit if you don't.

JUST DO IT.

>>44632319
>"Tali..." Ninety-Nine says, "I am not sure if I should be out here... My shop..."
Tell 99c to look for hidden pirate treasures.

>>44632351
Ew, no, she'd only get burned under the sun.

>>44632319
>"<Don't look at me like that. My current outfit is fine. Besides, I don't even know how to swim.>"
Whelp, this means that she needs a swimsuit, so we can teach her how to swim.
Maybe a sling bikini.
Also, Tali. Keep an eye on Lily, we promised her when we helped her the other day.

>>44632319
THAT"S NOT THE POINT CEERA SWIMMING IS NOT THE POINT

>>44632372
That doesn't mean she wouldn't look great in a two piece.

>>44632319
It's part fitting in, part sex appeal and part familiarization.

>>44632372
Missed the sunscreen bit? We planned for everything.

>>44632319
You're in luck today Ceera! We know how to swim and we know how to teach people swim! Let's get you a properly sexy suit for Tali to stare at and then get down to business!

>>44632388
She has the bodytype for a V-string.

>>44632319
[X] Teach Ceera how to swim.

That portal is underwater, right?

Also >>44632368

>>44632289
I've been trying to create an if statement with what we know but I keep hitting problems especially on the speed of magic. If the speed is finite what I have should be ok but if not it will just always register as 1 or On
>>44632319
WHAT.
GET THAT CEER A SWIMSUIT.

>>44632319
But 99! Think of the potential items you might find and bring back to the shop! Exotic items are always highly valued, after all!

99c + Metal detector = Profit

>>44632319
Get Ceera something tasteful. But sexy as hell to Tali's eyes.

>>44632462
99c + Magnum Dong = Profit!
We can sell Syrup on the beach!

Wait, what if she still has a dick?

>>44632319
May as well do some exploring, might find something for the shop.

>>44632463
Probably a one-piece to hide her ribs?

>>44632477
Tactical padding or one of those flowery skirt dealios should work with that.

>>44632319
Tali, you big oaf! What she's really saying is she wants you to teach her to swim. Really, you need to learn to read women or you'll never have success in love.

>>44632319
Wait, does that meant that the golems are alone and unsupervised?

...

>>44632477
Flaunt it if ya got it

>>44632491
...But the ribs are the best part!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>44632319
Roll to Seduce her into swimsuit

>>44632477
So what? It's not a secret.

>Ceera in a summer dress with a straw hat

>>44632319
Teach her to swim and get her in a bikini with frills and a skirt to hide her erection when you start putting the moves on her while you teach her to swim. And get a kickboard for 99c

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"Ceera, come on. You gotta wear something."

"<I am wearing something. It's functional.>"

"It's going to be hot."

"<I'm a magic user. It's never hot for me.>"

"I think you'll look cute in it."

"<I disagree.>"

"Come on~"

"<No.>"

>Tali goes up to her and starts tugging at her mask.

"Come onnnnn~"

"<No! I'll look all creepy!>"

>Tali frowns. He picks up Ceera. The girl is extremely light.

"We're getting you into something cute and beach worthy."

"<Tali, no! Unhand me! I will destroy you if you don't!>"
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>>44632603
>those shark teeth

Adorable.

>>44632603
C U T E

U

T

E

>>44632603
Go on Tali, she's just playing hard to get. I love it when women play hard to get.

>>44632603
>"<Tali, no! Unhand me! I will destroy you if you don't!>"
Tali is gonna destroy her before anyway.
Sexually.

>>44632603
Tali put a bunch of elemental into her until she turns back into a not-ceer.

>>44632654
That would probably kill her.

>>44632654
>not-ceer
>notceer
>notcee
>natcee
>natzee
>nazee
>nazii
>nazi

>>44632680
Nah, she'd be fine. Dickard did it.

So we got Tali laid, what's next?

Make Tali a father?

>>44632753
A mother

>>44632753
we gotta collect at least one of each race for the harem.

>>44632779
Gotta catch'em all!

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>>44632764
>that's my fetish

>>44632779
But he can only breed with the elves.

>>44632753
>>44632753
Not just a father, lets make Tali the father of the entire next generation of students at the school.

>>44632848
Magic.

>>44632854
I like this goal. Especially if it means we get housewife 99c

>>44632848
Then I guess he'll just have to keep trying and hope for the best, aye?

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>>44632603
---

"<Do I look weird?>"

"You're fine."

"<You can see my ribs...>"

"I've seen more."

"<I'm not nearly as cute as the others.>"

"You're adorable."

>Ceera steps out of the changing room.

"<... Wearing so little outside feels wrong... My people don't normally->"

>Vendal approaches Ceera.

"Wow, Ceera! This is the first time I've seen you outside of your normal stuff! You look super cute!"

"<Eh..? I'm...> Th-thank you..."

"You're going to go to the beach with us, I'm guessing?"

"Ah, yes. I will beach go."

>Vendal smiles.

"Great! We usually have a sand castle building contest. Buuuut~ I'm usually the winner so don't be too bummed out if you lose, okay?"

>Ceera nods and tries to use her hat to hide her increasingly flushed face.

"Alright, I'll see you guys soon! Meet up with the guide in 5, okay?"

"<... Thank you, Tali.>"

"Heh, no problem. Do you really not know how to swim?"

>She shakes her head.

"Well, I'll be more than glad to teach you. It's pretty simple."

>As they leave the store he spies a metal detector. A simple stone with a spell of finding cast upon it. He can buy it but it'll take most of the Alm he brought with him.

>>44632901
Do it, Tali! You'll make back most of your expenses with the profits from digging up sweet LOOT.

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>>44632901
>that Ceera

>>44632901
Buy the detector! It's not just the beach where you can find it useful.

>>44632901
Maybe as a reward for paying attention to swimming le-

Actually, stay out of the water. Just get her the detector~

>>44632901
Do it tali! The beach is one of five locations commonly used for Kamen Rider fights!
You might find a Henshin Belt!

>>44632901
Buy the metal detector Tali.
>>44632854
[Invoke]<---[Mana Gem]----[[Imbue][Tali]]--I-[Womb]
A little spell I'm now working on thanks to you.

>>44632848
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE
KNOCK THE UNKNOCKABLE
IMPREGNATE THE UNIMPREGNATABLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!

>>44632901

>>As they leave the store he spies a metal detector. A simple stone with a spell of finding cast upon it. He can buy it but it'll take most of the Alm he brought with him.
DO IT

>>44632901
Ignore the metal detector, you need money to buy ice creams and other unexpected expenses.

>>44632901
Make sure you get sunscreen for Ceera. She'll bake red as an aelor if you're not careful.

>teach Ceera to swim
>help 99c with the metal detector

I think these are good enough tasks for a beach trip

>>44632997
Wait, couldn't Ceera create a metal detector for us on the spot in exchange for "swimming lessons" ?

>>44632901
You could make a profit. Probably not before we get back though, and only if you have time to go searching.

>>44632983
Get her some sunscreen ASAP, yeah.

>>44632981
Isn't Tali a pioneer in Ice cream based magics?

>>44633142
Tali is a pioneer in many unconventional magics. Mostly because we're an insane orb that is essentially its own think-tank.

>>44633142
>>44633242
>Tali becomes a professor at the academy, teaching "Exotic and Esoteric Applications of Magic"

>>44633242
And yet we still don't know Lewdomancy.

>>44633329
Sure we do. We've made two or three spells in the category already.
Eternally Bind Soul to Ceer
Make Target Love Caster
Cause extreme good feeling (Orgasm-o-spell attempt)

>>44633368
That isn't lewdomancy. That's just the inane rambling of an insane orb.
Lady Sluttony will come down and hand us the secrets of lewdomancy!

>>44633439
>getting spells from outsiders
feels pretty cleric desu senpai

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>Tali purchases the metal detector. It's a small orb made out of a smooth wood. No crazy voices come from it but it does hum softly when it gets close to metal. When he hands it to Ninety-Nine and explains what she can use it for her face brightens up.

>They meet up with the rest of their classmates by the tour guide, Thala.

"Alright, guys! So, right now we're going to explore the shorelines of Dres-Elna. And by that I mean we'll be hanging by the beach~ Now, this is a time to take a look over in the horizon and see the ruins of our once grand city. Interesting to note that though it's still technically possible to teleport there, none who have have ever returned. So! Do not teleport over there, okay? Our teleporters have unrestricted access to the network save for the Minia and Serin Schools but your teacher would be pretty mad if you guys vanished. And I'm sure you don't wanna make her mad!"

>She walks them over to the shore, pointing out interesting shops and landmarks as she does so. One that is particularly interesting to Tali is a building where the humans and elves met at the end of the last great war. Lady Vendal the First was at that meeting and mediated. It was there that Ladies of Minia and Sons of Serin was formed.

>At the shores the groups are dismissed and allowed to roam around the beach for a while. The next meetup will be in two hours with the destination being a special surprise.

>Almost as soon as they arrive at the beach the metal detector begins to hum. Ninety-Nine goes off and begins digging in the sand with a small shovel.

"<Tali... Are you really going to help me learn to swim?>"

"Sure. I think it's a helpful skill."

"<... When I see the ocean I feel like I used to know. At some point.>"

>>44632983
Oh, right! I forgot to give it to her.

>He reaches into his bag and pulls out the bottle. Ceer specialty sun screen. Apparently there's enough demand for a market for the stuff.

>Ceera eyes him.

"<Are you going to put that on me?>"

>>44633634
Unless you want to turn into charcoal, yes.

>>44633634
99c a cute
and of course he is.

>>44633634
Tali help Ceera learn to swim and while you do that keep an eye on Lily. Also rub subscreen on both of them.
Also Syrup

>>44633634
>"<Are you going to put that on me?>"
Do it with your dick Tali

Also, keep an eye on Lily McDrills

>>44633634
Come on, Ceera, it'll be FUN. And guess what, Tali? You've gotta get her back also.

>>44633634
>"<Are you going to put that on me?>"
You don't want any nasty sunburns now do you?

>>44633634
Yes, teach her how to swim. It's an important life skill.

And it's okay if she forgot. We all forget.

>>44633634
TALI
HURRY
TELEPORT TO THE RUINS OF THEIR ONCE GREAT CITY

>>44633634
Well I need to get your back at least or you'll burn.

>>44633634
Wait a minute.
Ruins.
Teleport.
Underwater.
Undine.
TALI! THAT'S WHERE CUTETHULHU IS!

Teleport there now.

>>44633766
Whoa, teach her how to swim first.

>>44633634
Ask what happens when people SWIM to the city.

>>44633634
So, teleporting there would obviously end badly, but what if you just swam there?

Hell, someone probably has a spell packed away somewhere that transmutes a large plane of water into travelators.

>>44633634
She might burn otherwise, although we could probably fix that with magic.

>>44633766
>CUTETHULHU
In her house at Dres-Elna, moe Cutethulhu waits dreaming

>>44633634
We were told not to go to a place, tali, and that means we have to go to the place.

Onward to cutethulu!

...maybe we can bring back something cool for fuwa?

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Don't go to the ruins yet. We might not be prepared for what we find.

>>44633634
Not the first time he's got cream all over her.

>>44633634
>none who have have ever returned
Challenge accepted. Let's go, Tali! We have two hours to grab as much loot as we can carry and come back.

>>44633904
I don't think Tali's a man to waste baby batter like that.

>>44633904
It's usually the other way around, isn't it Tali?

>>44633927
>cute flustered Ceer licking syrup off herself
>waste

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"Of course I will. We don't want you to end up all burned."

"<... We avoid this just by wearing layers... But fine.>"

>Ceera and him sit down. She pulls her hair forward and exposes her back for him, the only spot she really can't reach. As he applies to cream to her he can feel the bones of her shoulder blades move as she shuffles in place.

"<Don't touch it so lightly, that tickles.>"

>Her whole body feels delicate, even with the extra bits of softness she's gained recently. The mighty Ceer race is rather fragile, it seems.

Her people use to kind of scare me. We heard stories about these almighty beings hidden deep in the earth. But... I guess they're more like us than I thought.

>When he's done she rubs it against the rest of herself. Before they head into the water he calls out to their tour guide.

"Excuse me, Thala?"

"Hmm? Yes, what is it?"

"You said that anyone who tries to teleport there vanishes, right? What about swimming there?"

"Well... So far everyone who's tried to swim there hasn't returned either. Magic itself seems to fail the closer you get. It's a real mystery, what's going on over there..." With that last ominous statement she leaves, trying to explain to Lan that the beach is a no-drinking zone.

>Tali takes Ceera into the water. The cold sea makes her shudder.

"<Hold on...>" She mutters as she casts a quick spell to heat up her body. "<Alright, so now I->"

>A wave picks up the light Ceer and carries her into the sea and out of Tali's hand. She begins panicking and flailing about.

"<Tali! Help me!>"

>Tali dives in and quickly swims up to her. When he's within reach she grabs him tightly, almost sinking the two of them. He can feel her clutching him close.

"<Nevermind! I don't want to swim! The ocean sucks!>"

>>44634118
>that back

Sweet Jesus, Larro, where did you learn to become so lewd?

>>44634118
She'll get it, Tali. Maybe a kiss might help her to try harder?
>>44634128
When he started making doujins of his own characters.

>>44634118
Fuck her slutty shoulderblades!

But seriously, she might not be dense enough to swim. She should make herself a redhead to improve her swimming skills.

>>44634118
Calm her down with a relaxing body rub. You know THAT spot. Never fails.

>>44634118
Just teach her to dogpaddle.

Where's that picture of Saber learning how to swim? Do that.

>>44634118
Just help Ninety-Nine find treasure if the waves are too strong for her.

>>44634118
She's fiiine we have spells of force push. Ask her if she wants a tube like lily.

>>44634254
>Ceera with water wings

>>44634118
>Magic itself seems to fail the closer you get.
Teleport 10 miles above it with a parachute.

>>44634165
>When he started making doujins of his own characters
wait what?

Where?

>>44634118
Holy crap, that was cute

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>>44634128
Larro was lewding MAQs before MAQ was even a quest.

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>Tali takes her back to the shore. He tells her to wait there while he gets something for her.

>When he returns she stares at him.

"<.... I am -not- wearing those.>"
---

>Ceera is held afloat by some water wings, with Tali supporting her back and belly.

"So just practice kicking your legs and moving your arms in tandem. This will propel you forward in the water."

"<If my people were to see me now..->"

"They would congratulate you on your ability to maneuver through water."

"<... This is tiring... And I'm getting short of breath...>" She soon gets the basic motions down. "<But... I think I like it... Hey, watch your hand.>"

"I need to hold you."

"<On my belly button?>"

"In that general area, yes."

>She keeps paddling for a bit.

"<I think I got it. You can let me go.>"

>Tali releases Ceera. She kicks her legs and moves her arms around a bit and soon she's able to move forward. She smiles wide as she paddles her way through the water.

"<Haha! I did it! Look! I'm swimming!>"

"I knew you'd get it."

"<Of course I would. We Ceer are able to master any tasks put before us eventually. It was only a matter of t->"

>A wave flips her over.

"<Tali! Tali, help, I'm overturned! Help me!>"

1/2

>>44634594
CEERA NOOOO

>>44634594
RIP

>>44634594
Float on your back!

>>44634594
CPR
CPR

>>44634594
Help your girl, and who the fuck keeps letting the blind bitch into the water? Get someone to go save her Tali

>>44634594
Wait, will people see Tali as a girl in a wet t-shirt without a bra?

...

Tali, Lily is in danger again.

>>44634594
Well, RIP in peace.

Time to find a new girlfriend.

>>44634594
Oh, geez, I just realized Lily's probably going to get pulled out to the ruins by a current or something. You'd think she'd have learned after last time.

>>44634679
Yeah, let's go see if 99c is ready for some lewd headpats

>>44634594
Ya know, if Ceera was originally an Undine like was implied earlier in this thread, that means Tali, as much as he denies it, really does lean towards the freaky fishies~.

>>44634594
Tali! Go save Lily!

>>44634594
Lily is floating away. Might want to go save her. And never let her in the water again. Ever.

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>>44634594
---

>The group is back on shore and drying off. Ceera works her long hair with a towel, ringing water out of it.

"<Well, that was fun. Are we gonna come back here?>"

"I think the guide said we would. We still have some time left, though."

"<I'm still drying and I need to catch my breath.>"

>Tali looks around. There are a few shops further inland and a cave along the shore.

>>44634890
TALI, CHECK OUT THAT ARTIFACT THAT 99c FOUND!

>>44634890
Go to the ruins

>>44634890
99c found a traffic light?
What?
What is that?

>>44634890
Ask 99c what she's found so far! We're buddies, we gotta check in on her.

Who knows, maybe she's found a boat or something.

>>44634890

Examine what 99 found, it looks like Lan's booze stick.

>>44634890
Let's go see what 99 has found

>>44634890
Go look at that artifact 99c found!

>>44634890
Check that thing 99c found. Also scold Lily for her self-destructive urges.

>>44634890
Is that the gourd? Or another artifact? In any case, lets hit up the ruins or the cave.

>>44634890
Ooh. What did Ninety-Nine dig up? Maybe there's more.

>>44634890
Notice that 99c is on all 4

>>44634890
Go see what 99c found. Also tell Lily to be more careful and not let herself float away. We don't need another Hat Fish in the school.
She's special just the way she is.

Then poke her in the back again.

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Reminder 99c is not for lewds, she is for daughteru.

>>44634890
99c looks suspiciously asian. Is she from the mysterious "east" that Kuro and Three Eyed Bitch is from?

>>44635007
She can be for both.

>>44635007
winc'est la vie.

>>44635007
Do you really believe that Tali's thirsty dick can even make the difference anymore?

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>Tali goes over to Ninety-Nine.

"Hey, what's that?"

>The girl shrugs and continues digging it out. When it's freed from the ground she places it beside her. It looks similar to the gourd that Lan has but the runes are different.

"<Violently propel water. It's a water canon... Not an amazing artifact but it definitely has it's uses. It can be sold for well over 200 Alm.>"

"Wow! Ninety-Nine that's awesome! It's worth a lot of money?"

>She looks at the artifact and the hole she's dug.

"There's still more down there..." She says. She takes up her little plastic shovel and continues digging.

"Ceera and I are going to go explore a bit. Do you wanna come?"

"No thank you. I need to find more stock for the store..."

"You sure?"

>She nods.

Well... I'm sure she'll be alright here for a few minutes.

"Alright, we'll be back in a few."

>He takes Ceera's hand and the two go off exploring.

>The caves appear to be a popular spot and they're not alone. Tourists roam the caves, examining interest rocks and small insects they find.

>At one point Ceera stops Tali.

"<Tali... Look.>" She says as she points to a rock.

"What is it?"

"<You can't see it? It's a glamoured rock. Ceer magic. There's a stairway leading down...>"

"Really?"

"<Yes. I could probably bypass it and let us in... Do you want to explore it?>"

>>44635230
>"<Yes. I could probably bypass it and let us in... Do you want to explore it?>"
Sounds like a bad idea. Lets do it.

>>44635230
Tell Ceera you'd love to explore her Ceer dungeon.

>>44635230
If it's a chance for more Ceer artifacts, sure. Plus, you could use this hidden passage for more than just exploring.

>>44635230
Adventure HO! lets go in there!

>>44635230
I heard Adventure calling.

Didn't we get a restraining order against him?

>>44635230
>It wouldn't be the first Ceer Dungeon I've explored.
>Admit it, you just want me alone for a bit.
>Wanna fuck?

Use any of these, Tali, and you're golden.

>>44635230
Fuck yeah you do. She wants somewhere out of the way to fuck your brains out.

>>44635230
Don't go too deep, not without preparations at least

>>44635287
Sorry, I'll be on my way

>>44635230
I'm sure Ceera can keep us safe. Let's cautiously explore!

>>44635230
Exploring time!!
I'm gonna throw my support in for no lewds at this time. Too interested in what we might find down there.

>>44635230
This seems just like the bit of glamoured wall in Minia. There's probably a Ceer gate down there.

I was one of the voices that said not to tell Ceera before, but she seems really trustworthy at this point. This would be a good excuse to tell her about it.

>>44635230
THIS IS A BETRAYAL OF THE BUDDY SYSTEM

grab 99c first. an her water cannon.

>>44635380
She should be fine. Seems like she's just gonna be digging in the same spot.

>>44635230
It'll take longer than a few minutes, which means we'd be leaving Ninety-Nine alone until we got back. She won't have a buddy until then. How risky do you think it is, Tali?

>>44635461
She's got the watercannon and a shovel. She's fine

>>44635461
..I guess we should bring 99 with us into the magical dungeon.

>>44635551
What, no! She needs to work on finding treasures for the store, leave her be.

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"I'd love to explore your Ceer Dungeon~"

"<.... Really?>"

>Tali eyebrow waggles. Ceera blushes and glares at him.

"<I'm serious here!>"

"I know I know, sorry. I was just teasing. Yeah, sure."

>She presses into the rock. For a moment it seems like nothing will happen but after a minute of pressing it shimmers and she slips right through it. She takes Tali's arm and leads him into the hidden section.

>Tali's elf eyes allow him to see clearly in the dark and Ceera seems to have no problem with the darkness. She traces her slender fingers along the walls of the cave.

"<Tali, this is old... These letters are from an ancient Ceer writing... One that dates back even before the creation of the elementals... It gets more recent the further we go down but... As far as I can tell the writing stops around 300 years ago....>"

>She leads him to an open cavern.

"<There's another glamoured rock up ahead. Tali, this writing. There's so much here! Like a compendium for an ancient and forgotten form of magic! All written in ancient Ceer dialect! We may be the first ones to step foot in this cavern in hundreds of years!>"

>>44635608
Ceera's a bit excited.. maybe point out the cowering Undine(?).

>>44635608
Umm.

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>>44635608
>"I'd love to explore your Ceer Dungeon~"

>>44635608
Notice the bothered undine.

>>44635608
YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THERE, TALI! There's an Undine eating a sandwich to your left.

>>44635608
Ceera! There's a thing in here!
IT HAS A SAMMICH, WATCH OUT!

Then tackle the undine and her fearsome sammich.

>>44635608
Say hello to the undine.

>>44635608
Quick, kill the undine near you and consume her flesh

>>44635608
Nope, apparently not Ceera. Dunno if this other person can read ancient Ceer though.

>>44635608
Say hello to the thing that appears to be having a picnic.

>>44635608
Is there any record of Lewdomancy Spells and Runes? We need those.
For Experiments.

>>44635632
>Cowering

Bitch eating lunch, yo.

>>44635608
Uhhh. Glamor Ceera and yourself invisible to hide from this weirdo. Then fuck in front of them cause that's your fetish.

>>44635692
If you were eating lunch in your own little personal realm and a skinny bitch and a titmonster showed up, what would you do?

>>44635711
Offer them Sammich?

>>44635608
"Wow, that sounds fascinating! Notice any important details? I'd love to get to know the Ceer..."

Act subtly flirty and get up close and personal with her. Try to discreetly touch us to her body. There's something we need to tell her in secret.

To Ceera and Tali: There's another person in these caverns. She's got black eyes and dots on her cheeks, and she's eating a sandwich. I don't think she knows we noticed her. Thoughts?

>>44635711
Share lunch.

>>44635729
But it's your Sammich! You've already taken a bite!

>>44635741
So. We can still share. That's what sammiches are for.

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>Tali steps into the open cavern. He turns and easily spots the undine. She's not like other undine in that she seems to be covered in a soft downy fur. She has a half eaten sandwich in her hand and a small basket filled with more. Her eyes dark between Tali and Ceera.

>She raises a hand.

"Sup," She says.

>Ceera wheels around, her eyes wide. She has a finger pointed at the undine, ready to shoot her with a blast of magical energy.

"<"Wh-what!? Who are you!? How did you get in here!?>"

"Uhm... I don't underst-"

"<EXPLAIN YOURSELF SEA SUCKER BEFORE I->"

"Whoa, you need to chill..." With a wave of her hand she casts a spell at Ceera. The Ceer blinks before falling down gently and dozing off into a nap.

>Tali runs over to her and shakes her. She's alive but deep asleep.

"What did you do!?"

"I just comfied her to sleep. I'm sorry. I couldn't understand a word she was saying and she looked like she was about to go wild."

"You know comfy magic..?"

>The girl nods.

"I'm pretty good at it, yeah. Uhm... So, who are you guys and why are you down here?"

"I should ask the same to you! This is supposed to be an ancient ceer hiding place!"

"Oooooh. That would explain all the weird writing. Uhm... I'm just eating lunch."

"In ancient ruins?"

"I like the ambiance. Gives off a perfect relax and eat vibe."

"How did you even get here?"

"I cast a spell that would lead me to a nice spot to get lunch. It led me here. Been coming here ever since. How did you find it?"

"She's a Ceer!" Tali shouts as he points to Ceera's unconscious body.

"Wh-what!? Oh my gosh! I thought she was some kinda freaky fish I ain't seen before! I'm so sorry!" She drops her sandwich and goes over to Ceera. "She's not hurt, is she!? Oh man..! Please don't tell anyone I did this to her! They'd throw me in jail if they knew I cast magic on a Ceer!"

>>44635948
Uhhh... do you not know about the war? Or the years of history? Or the fact Ceer are kinda gone? Also, Comfy power!!!

>>44635948
Bone Ceera to wake her up.

>>44635948
Dammit, we need Ceera to read the writing! Also, discover what sort of Undine this is. I'm guessing otter. They seem comfy.

>>44635948
Tell her it's fine, we cast magic on Ceera anytime we want. She's a COMFY MAGE? You should totally introduce her to Fuwa. You should also mention that you were gonna use this place to have some lewd fun with Ceera, but that she ruined our chances of it.

>>44635948
Really? They throw you in jail if you cast magic on a ceer? That's kinda silly.
Also, we should never let her live this down. She got her ass kicked by comfy magic.

>>44635948
>Comfy magic
>Can be blackmailed

Tali m'boy, we found a new student and fellow comfy mage for Fuwa.

>>44635948
First dropping Ceers, now dropping sandwitches. Maybe she should be put behind bars.

But before we bring any of that up, we need to get Ceera awake.

>>44635948
>that fang

Comfypire detected.

>>44635948
Make the otter undine let you have lunch on her tummy

>>44635948
Okay? We should probably head back, find Ninety-nine, wake up Ceera, and discuss the ruins. Not necessarily in that order.

>>44635948
What is it with this Ceer worship stuff? Honestly, its kinda weird.

>>44635948
"yell that she's your girlfriend and beat the shit out of this bastard. Use your rage to power through the comfy.

Then wake up Ceer and have sex while still coated in the blood. Chicks dig conquerors.

>>44635948
[x] Touch Fluffy Tummy

>>44636090
Not really any more weird than any other ancient civilization religion.

>>44635948
Touch fluffy waifu, observe the depiction of eldritch horrors on the wall behind her.

>>44635948
Agree to not tell anyone... if she gives you her sandwich.

>>44635948
Poke Ceera in the boob until awake.

>>44635948
Ask her to teach you that lunch-spot-finding spell. That could come in handy for other things.

>>44636242
Depends on what you're eating, I guess.

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>>44636156
... I'm not falling for it this time.

"It's fine... Do you think you can wake her up?"

"Y-yeah!" She casts another spell, again without a book, and wakes Ceera up. The Ceer yawns and stretches.

"<That was a ni-wait a second. You! You put me to sleep!>" She yells at the Undine. Tali sees her ready to cast another spell.

"Wait, Ceera! She was just scared! Like she is now! You scared her!"

"<... Oh... Still, what is she doing here!?>"

>Tali repeats the undine's explanation to her. Ceera seems to calm down a bit.

"Hey," The Undine says, "My name is Casey. I'm sorry about putting you to sleep."

"... I am Ceera. <I can't believe my people's ancient land has been invaded by a sea leopard...>"

"I'm super sorry about knocking you out like that. I mean, it's not a bad way to be knocked out but... Yeah. We cool?"

"... We are chilled." she says.

"So you're really a Ceer? Your people built this place, you know."

"I am aware."

>Ceera rises and goes to look at the walls.

"<Tali, this writing is about... Comfy Magic. The worst magic. Apparently there was once a being who was said to be the source and greatest teacher of the school. But my people deemed the craft too dangerous and locked it away. Hmph. I suppose it is no coincidence that comfy mages would be lured here despite my people's precautions. It is a veritable treasure trove for this magic.

We should destroy it all.>"

"What is she saying?" The undine asks.

>>44636294
Are you joking? That would devastate Fuwa and this Undine. Comfy magic isn't dangerous, Tali. Don't destroy this monument!

>>44636294
D-DANGEROUSLY COMFY. Also point out that if her people wanted it destroyed they wouldn't have written it down.

Though maybe a door might be useful.

>>44636294
Hey, Ceera, ya do know that you were totally defeated with a single application of comfy magic right? Don't diss the comfy.

>>44636294
Fuck no. Comfy magic is Comfy.

Get with the Comfy yo, you were about to say "That was a nice nap", weren't you?

>>44636294
Nooooo! Even if it's the 'worse magic', this is still an serious historical find. We shouldn't be wrecking bits of your people's heritage just it isn't particularly palatable. We're better than that.

>>44636294
You must learn all of this, Tali.
Touch Touchy Girlfriend

>>44636294
Nah, that comfy mage look surprisingly cute... just remove some of the hair... make her a bit thinner... hmmm.... interesting...

>>44636294
NO! We need that magic. Do not let her destroy it. We must study it with Fuwa and Casey.

>>44636294
ALL HAIL CUTETHULU!

>>44636294
Tali. You, of all people, should know how incredibly dangerous comfy magic is.
Which is why you should learn all of it and then destroy it so that no one else can ever have it.

>>44636352
This.

>>44636294
Loot it~
Loot it~
Loot it~~~~

>>44636294
That's silly, only Ceer can read any of this stuff, and none of them will spread it around. There's no purpose served by destroying it.

Also, Ceer precautions suck dick.

>>44636359
Thinking it was Ceera as an elemental?

>>44636294
Write it all down then destroy it.

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>>44636338
I don't want to make her mad right now...

"Ceera, we can't just destroy this just because you don't like comfy magic. Not only is it important to them but it's a historical site for your own people."

>Casey's ears perk up.

"Wait, this place is about comfy magic, isn't it!? I knew it! That's why this place is so comfy! And the rune! Ever since I've been using it in my magic I've had much stronger results with my spells! And sometimes when I nap here I see-"

"We are destroying it-" Ceera states.

"What!? No! You can't! This place has everything! Do you know how much comfy text is around in the modern era!? Like, none! If you could help me translate some of this, just a bit of it, it would help speed up my own comprehension by... I can't even imagine how much! Please! I will do literally anything! Do you want money? I'll give you all the money!"

"<Ceer are not interested in money... Tali, you are good with words. Make her go away.>"

>>44636294
Tali, bop her on the head and have her translate all the comfy magic to our spell book. We will spread the glory of Cutethulhu!

>>44636580
Tali, convince her not to destroy the source of true comfy. If we do, we will surely wake Cutethulhu and she will destroy the world with her adorable wrath!
Also bop Ceera on the head.

>>44636580
Ceera, you are adorable, but we're not destroying it. As much as we fear you, imagine if Fuwa found out. she'd go hulk on us. nope, not dealing with that.

>>44636580

[Orange~ Could you make perfect copy of this image we're sending you and perhaps start translating it for us?]

>>44636580
You'll have to give Ceera very very hard punishment later and if Ceera isn't willing to translate it, we do have some CEER artifacts to help you out, Tali. Bust out that orange nerd and get it translated.

>>44636580
Tali, make your girlfriend feel so good that she stops being mad

>>44636580
If the Ceer wanted this place destroyed, they would have done so themselves instead of leaving it intact with notes all over the place. Destroying it without thinking things through first is a hasty and foolish thing to do, and Ceera's smarter than that.

>>44636580
Back Casey up. And if Ceera tries to destroy it, stop her and drag her out.

>>44636580
THE SNORE RUNE

Ask her what she dreams about first. could be important.

ALSO check out the other hidden door and make sure that by destroying it we're not freeing an ancient comfypire.

because comfypires could be why it's so dangerous.

>>44636580
Kiss the ceer. Ask her to translate the writing.

>>44636580
Also, get Casey to calm down a bit, don't wanna annoy Ceera too much.

>>44636580
Tali, loot the place and become the most powerful comfy mage ever.

Then destroy the place. If left alone, it will turn the city into another ruin where magic does not work.

>>44636580
Hold on a bit, Casey.

Ceera, before we help you, I want you to explain to us what makes comfy magic so dangerous. I don't understand your side of the argument yet, so I can't make a decision.

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>>44636580
Calm Ceera by any means.

Ask Casey what she sees sometimes when she dreams, tali.

The secrets of comfy magic, the school that was quietly smothered by the ceer. I must know more.

>>44636580
remind ceera that surely there are proper procedures, paperwork even, before destroying something that was part of their culture.

>>44636662
This.

If it's just "hurr my people said it was bad, so I think it's bad", then fuck that dumb bullshit.

But if there's some disaster that happened due to comfy magic, that's understandable.

However, I'd lean towards giving it to the comfy elf to decide if there's anything dangerous in here. She seems responsible.

>>44636580

Wait, if the Ceer made this facility with the full knowledge that it contained comfy magic, wouldn't it be a very *bad* idea to destroy it from a Ceer perspective?

It's like destroying an NIH lab just because it contains lots of deadly viruses; all that's going to happen is that you're probably going to set back research by a fuckton and you'll also set loose a lot of nasty bugs that might sicken/kill a lot of people.

The same logic applies here; if the Ceer didn't want this to exist, they wouldn't have placed writing all over the place.

>>44636580
Explain to Casey that pushing Ceera now will probably backfire. Give her time to think about it

Explain to Ceera that if she does need something in the future, that this might be an easy way to get it. However, we will absolutely respect it if she doesn't want to be involved in translating stuff that she detests.

Regardless, the site really should remain preserved, as history is important to all of us, even when its not the most comfortable history.

>>44636630
srsly. Give her a back rub and tell her that she needs to at least study the place and learn the full story before taking action.

>>44636580
Ask Casey to leave us alone for a moment so we can talk to Ceera in private.

Tell Ceera that the ones who decided to record this here no doubt put a lot of thought into it, and she shouldn't rashly undo that decision. Especially since she's considered young by Ceer standards.

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"Hold on, Casey. Can you leave us alone for a moment? I want to talk to Ceera in private."

"Huh? Sure..." She takes a few steps back and looks around at the walls. Tali grabs Ceera's shoulder.

"What's your deal with comfy magic? Why do you hate it so much?"

"<... That's none of your concern. Just know that when I say it's the worst then I mean it.>"

"You keep saying it's the worst but you never say why. Was there some kind of major disaster?"

"<... No.>"

"Did a comfypire kill a bunch of Ceer?"

"<No.>"

"Was there some sort of comfypacalypse that ended all-"

"<No, Tali.>"

"Then what? Why do you hate it so much?"

"<.... It's impossible to block.>"

"What?"

"<I said it's impossible to block! We Ceer are immune to almost every mind altering spell out there! We can stop fire by thinking about it! At a wave we can redirect boulders and send them back at their caster! But WE CAN'T. STOP. COMFY! So we decided to just... Hide it all. I say it would be better to destroy it but no one ever wants to...>"

"So that's why..? Cause it's hard to stop?"

"<It's super annoying being made to nap when you don't want to! Especially by an... Well, by an elemental! The fact that they can weave magic we can't break is... It's not good!>"

"How is that not good?"

"<It just is!>"

"Ceera, come on. It's not like comfy mages are going to use it to attack you."

"<She just did!>"

"Even so, we can't just destroy this place. And it looks like Casey is really serious about studying it. And I'm curious about it too. Can't we explore a bit more?"

"<... No.>"

"Come onnnn~"

"<I will not fall for this again.>"

"Come onnnnnnnn~>"

>Tali leans against her and starts kissing her cheek.

"<...... FINE FINE FINE! Just.. Stop it! For now. Let me see...> Comfy mage, come. Use magic on that rock."

>Casey does as she's ordered. The rock dissolves revealing a long tunnel. At the end of it is a Ceer gate.

"It's just like the one at the school... But smaller..."

1/2

>>44636580
Tell her that you can read the texts, then pretend to translate and say it lists furniture stores that let people nap free of charge to test their products and also lists the days in which those places serve free hot chocolate to attract customers.

This is forbidden knowledge because if others would know, there would be no hot chocolate to be had and all the best beds would always be taken.

>>44636926
"<What? There's a gate at the school..?>"

"Yeah. It was hidden inside of it. And underwater. It was way bigger than this one though."

"<That's impossible. Ceer gates are used exclusively for my people's personal needs. The idea that they would have one in the school is beyond ridiculous.>"

"Even more ridiculous than having one in a cave filled with comfy magic text?"

"<... Fair point. You'll have to take me there someday so I can examine it. Why didn't you tell me sooner?>"

"It slipped my mind."

>Casey and Ceera walk up to the gate.

"There's runes for comfy magic all over the place... Warmth, dreams, sleep, comfort..." Casey speaks in awe as she circles the gate.

"<This gate... It looks like it'll take you straight to Elna... But why there? And why build it here?>" She touches one side of it. "<... It still works.>"

>>44636999
Go through it you pussies

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>>44636926
>>44636999
VENTURE INTO THE UNKNOWN! FULFILL YOUR CURIOSITY, TALI!

>>44636999
DESTROY EVERYTHING

>>44636999
Okay. When do we have to be back? Let's go get Ninety-Nine.

>>44636999
i have a feeling this is one of the reason why nobody comes back from that island.

slowbro.jpg

>>44636999
Nooooo, don't go through. Not without first brainstorming some protection spells against comfyness.

>>44636999
Obviously everyone who goes to Elba is the victim of comfy magic. They fall asleep after arriving?

>>44636999
Bring 99!

>>44637098
Just get an itchy grandma sweater. pure anti comfy

The forbodden city is a nexus of comfy. They'll go there and just find a bunch of skeletons who died where they slept.

>>44636926
What about an immunity to comfy magic? With sufficient practice doing stuff dispute gradually increasing amounts of comfyness, could one get to the point where it's impractical to put out enough comfyness to bring a person down?

>>44636999
Enter it, you faggot

>>44636999

Perhaps the Ceer constructed these spells with all the comfy runes to keep a dangerous Ceer imprisoned inside with comfy magic?