>>44847586
>I don't know

>>44847586
>I don't know
Hello there Eail, how's it going?

>>44847586
>>I don't know

>>44847586
>John Doe
:'^)

No but really
>Terry McGinnis
:'^)

No, but really

>I don't know

>>44847586
>>I don't know

>>44847646
Go to bed Chuckles

>>44847633
Eh, been better

>>44847586
>Bruce Wayne

>>44847586
>Clark Kent

>>44847681
What's wrong Eail?

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>>44847706

>>44847719
Shitty day.

I was awake from 4 pm friday to 10 pm saturday because reasons.

Could only sleep for around 4 hours then woke up today unable to sleep anymore. Got a small nap in later

>>44847586
>I don't know

>>44847586
>Clark Kent

>>44847586
>>John Jones

Calling and writing

No one wants to be genetically modified Bruce? That'd be loads of fun.

>>44847956
We still might be anon, but we just don't know.

>>44847956
We're totally mini-Grundy

>>44847956
>>44847969
We could be a clone with a fusion of DNA from all of them.

>>44847997
Important question: Do we have a decent pair of pants?

>>44847997
Friendly reminder that, in earlier issues, Grundy was really, really stupid, not mindless hate-murder-break-machine, and he could be talked to and reasoned with.

So we could conceivably just have lunch with him and teach him to be a swell guy instead of using him to rob banks and shit.

If he is old school Grundy, anyway

>>44847772
That's shite. You've got that 'exhausted but not tired'?

Random ass guess but were you flying?

"Still don't know Doc." You mutter, trying to bring one of your hands up to rub at your eyes, wanting to clear away the fuzzy haze that's currently impairing your vision.

*clink*

It's a surprise when your hand won't move up all the way, which causes you to glance down to look at your arm, finding that you're currently handcuffed to the side of the bed. A few tugs reveals that you're stuck there pretty damn well, though you feel like you're too weak to properly break them... hell you don't even know what your own strength is. The way you cracked the concrete when you first woke up means that you're probably pretty strong, but you don't feel any different than normal... if you really even know what normal actually is.

Focus, jackass.

Blinking a few times, you can see that you're still in the same room as earlier, but there isn't anyone here with you, no person that could have been talking about you and a name. Could be that you just dreamed it up, but that doesn't seem right... it was so clear.

Something about this doesn't feel right, and with the hand that isn't currently cuffed to the bed, you drag down the sheet covering your chest, wanting to see how badly you're bandaged up from the bullet wound.

Two things are pretty surprising when you do that.

The first, being that there's no evident wound anywhere on your body, despite the fact that you most certainly had a bullet in you not all that long ago, just smooth skin, not even a scar anywhere.

The second, holy hell you're ripped. Muscles upon muscles, you look like a perfect athlete, built for both speed and power, nothing that isn't necessary, not a spot of fat anywhere on your torso. Not the body a typical hobo, that much is for sure

>Wait, see if anyone comes by.
>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.
>Call for someone to come to you.
>Write in

>>44848111
>>Wait, see if anyone comes by.

>>44848111
>>Wait, see if anyone comes by.

>>44848111
>Call for someone to come to you.

>>44848111
>>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.

Nope, we gotta bounce now

>>44848111
>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.

I've seen this one before. The guy on the table gets.. fucked up.

>>44848111
JAQ when

>>44848111
>Call for someone to come to you.

>>44848111
>>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.

>>44848188
Don't be a rude little shit.

>>44848111
>>Call for someone to come to you.

"Doc,I'm gonna need some stitches, cause I'm fucking ripped!"

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>>44848248

>>44848111
>>Time to go, break the cuffs... and find some pants.

Time for criminal adventures and figuring out what the hell we are

>>44848248
Boooooo

Also calling and writing

>>44847586
>Aiden Knowles

>>44848340
Who the fuck is Aiden Knowles?

>>44848357
>I don't know

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

Well, you can if you can beat a DC of 8, which, considering your record, I don't know if you guys can.

1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44848380

Rolling

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44848380
rolling

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>44848380
take a 1

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>44848380

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>44848380

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>44848380

We ain't no crack bitch!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>44848380
BATMAN!

>>44848391
Chuckles you son of a bitch.

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>>44848401
You sure about that? >>44848391

>>44848391
Apparently not.

>>44848391
I, again advocate we an hero

Why even roll for something this trivial?

>>44848446

Exactly.

Should we roll for breathing, too?

>>44848446
Because reasons

You guys are lucky I don't take crit fails, else you would have just ripped off your hand >>44848391

>>44848456
Get that nat 1 there as well.

>>44848461
>tfw no doctor walking in on us struggling and telling us we can't break those cuffs moment

>>44848446
>Snapping police grade handcuffs off a hospital bed
>trivial

>>44848553
For someone with super strength

You've either been out of it for weeks at the very least or there's something very unusual about you. People don't heal from gunshot wounds that fast unless they're... well, not normal.

Meta-human.

The word comes to your mind as you glance at the handcuffs. That's the phrase that the government uses for people that display abnormal powers beyond what the average human should be capable of, unless they're a member of an alien race or magical, that is.

Why do you know that?

A question you're either going to get an answer you don't like, or no answer at all, the longer you stay in this hospital bed. You need to figure out who you are, what you are, and why you seem to at least partially have meta-human characteristics. Gotham City may be a terrible place, your instincts tell you that at least, but it could have the answers you seek, which means you need to get out there and start looking.

Looking from the handcuffs keeping you held to the bed, over to the window and the Gotham sky line that you can see, there's only one thing keeping you from the taste of freedom.

Flexing your muscles a few times you once more look at the handcuffs keeping you on the bed. You might be unsure of your own strength, but...

Gritting your teeth and focusing, in sudden motion towards your chest, you rip the cuffs right off the bed, breaking the guard and giving you free reign of your arm once more, even if the cuffs are still attached. Ripping off the monitoring equipment as well, along with a bit of pain as the IV comes loose, you're now at least a semi free man.

Hopping off the bed, a quick search of a nearby closet reveals the clothes that you came in with, well, the pants and shoes at least. The jacket and shirt might have been disposed of due to being drenched in your blood.

As for your escape...

>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up
>Go out the door, act casual?
>Wait for a while.
>Write in

>>44848744
>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up

>>44848744
>>Go out the door, act casual?
Whistle while you're at it.

>>44848642
Which may be why the DC was 12 instead of 17+.

>>44848744

>>Wait for a while.

>>44848744
>>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up

Just climb down, window to window, ledge to ledge, piping to piping.

easy.

It's like none of you have ever climbed out of a hospital before.

>>44848744
>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up
Until we fall and break our skull.

>>44848744
>Go out the door, act casual?

>>44848744
>Go out the door, act casual?

We got shot and were down for the count. The window will probably break our goddamn legs.

>>44848784
It was 8

>>44848744
>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up

>>44848784
The DC was 8.

>>44848744
>>Out the window, even if you are a few stories up

Fuck the police

And gravity

>>44848794
Then we shall crawl away, like a true badass would!

18 miles of shit! 100+ miles of unforgiving winter hellscape! Through bear dens and barbed wire!

>>44848852
>MC is hallucinating due to extreme weather conditions and severe injuries.

>>44848802
>>44848818
Fuck it you're right. We should be able to do everything we please with ease. No need to roll for anything. Not like we didn't just get any idea of how strong we are with that DC or let the possibility of being found come in to play.

>>44848896
Is this bait, or are you actually retarded?

>>44848911
Just ignore him

>>44848881
I played a game where my character was shellshocked and hallucinated he was in an entirely separate war.

In his bout of delusion he managed to take three enemy bunkers and a tank depot.

His heart exploded afterwards.

Calling and counting

Okay, window it is, but, NOW FOR SOME MORE CHOICES

>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY
>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely

5 minute vote

>>44849096
>>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely

We're stupid, not an idiot.

>>44849096
>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY

>>44849096
>>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely

>>44849096
>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely
Safety first, kids!

>>44849096
>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely

Like a coward who never smoked crack.

>>44849096
>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY

I can't believe there are any other options.

>>44849096
>>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY

NAVY SEALS

>>44849096
>>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely

We may be stupid, but we're not dumb.

>>44849096
>Dive out the window like a COOL GUY

>>44849096
>Be a huge coward and climb down the hospital safely

Calling and counting

I bet yall cowards don't even smoke crack

You cowards don't even smoke crack

How will you discover more powers if you don't do STUPID SHIT

>>44849251
So you're saying we should try crack?

anyone else having trouble with page suddenly jumping around, as in the scroll bar?

>>44849282
I bet we'll crack something allright

>>44849251
Nope gotta be boring and safe

>>44849251
Easy, bring out those delicious Batman waifus.

People will jump through their own rib cages to do stuff for them.

While part of you says you should dive out of the window because it'd be fairly fun, the much more sane part of your mind says to do the exact opposite of that and to go the much more safer route of climbing down like a normal person would. Discovering the power of flight might be interesting and all, you'd rather not go splat on the ground just because you wanted to smash out a window.

So instead of doing the fun thing, you raise the window and take a peek out... you're seven floors off the ground, so maybe it was a good idea after all.

One foot after the other as they say, so giving one more look at the hospital room, you climb out of the window. There's a series of ledges coming off of windows that you can probably use to get yourself down relatively quickly.

Your own agility surprises you with how quickly and smoothly you're able to jump from ledge to ledge, your impacts having much less... impact than you would have expected. It's night time as well, so while you're able to make out what you're doing, there aren't many people around that actually have a chance to see you doing your thing.

Soon enough, after a bit of a rough landing on the last ledge, you've found yourself in some shrubbery, hidden away from the sight of anyone that might be coming to, or from, the hospital. Dressed in just a pair of jeans and some sneakers, you kind of stick out pretty bad if someone were to spot you right now anyways.

Least you've still got ten bucks in your wallet.

Just gotta figure out how far that money is going to take you.

>Find a store, get a shirt
>Time to get some cash
>You need food again...
>Go somewhere specific
>Write in

>>44849546
>Find a store, get a shirt

>>44849546
>>Time to get some cash
Don't care how

>>44849546
>>Find a store, get a shirt

>>44849546
>Find a store, get a shirt


>Go somewhere specific
Good will is cheap as fuck.

>>44849546
>Find a store, get a shirt
Good will

>>44849546

>Find a store, get a shirt

>>44849546
>go to Gotham docks and work on he docks

To good will we go!

So are we gonna get shot or stabbed again this thread?

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>>44849848

¿Por que no los dos?

>>44849848
At a good will? Maybe.

>>44849929
We should steal the electronics they charge as much as eBay for.

First thing first, get some clothing. Metahuman or not it's freezing like hell out here and you don't care to stay out here longer than you have to without anything warming up your chest. The snow, though light, is already collecting on your shoulders, that's all the motivation you need to get the hell out of here and get moving.

The streets of Gotham are still the same as the last time you were walking on them, bleak, dreary, even about the same time of night you think. You may have fit in before with your clothes, but this time you stick out like a sore thumb, only a dumb bastard would be out here in the middle of the night without a shirt on after all.

Maybe, just maybe, that's why you've got two fellows following behind you, with what you have to assume are less than honorable intentions, based on the way they're whispering back and forth to each other, you think you even saw a gun in one of their waistbands.

You really don't fancy being robbed for the ten whole dollars you've got to your name right now, or being shot again, that one really sucked.

Perhaps if you ignore them theyll just go away and leave you alone?

>Initiate CQC operations
>Call them out on following you
>Run for it
>Keep walking casually
>Write in

>>44850022
>tfw we have to steal because we can't afford it

>tfw we accidentally hospitalize the guy who tries to stop us from stealing

>tfw we made Batman an enemy by bad luck

>>44850102
>>Initiate CQC operations

>>44850102
>Initiate CQC operations

>>44850102
>pick up nearest trash can and throw it at them

>>44850102
>Initiate CQC operations

>>44850102
>Mother fuckers I can't even afford a shirt.

Slight of hand toss them an empty wallet. It doesn't have ID right?

>>44850102
RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS

>>44850102

>Initiate CQC operations

Goddammit guys you go from playing it safe to full retard. Why does a gun seem less dangerous than a fall from a building?

Okay I have to ask, what the fuck are CQC operations?

>>44850196
The ground can't miss.

>>44850196
It's only 9 mm.

>>44850216
Yes it can. You just have to forget that you are falling.

>>44850206
Close Quarters Combat

>>44850222
>Mans last words
>"It's only 9mm."

>>44850102
>Turn a corner and ambush those motherfuckers.
>Steal their shit to

>>44850269
>it was actually a .45

>>44850119
Then we just have to stay one step ahead of the lawmen, while only stealing what we can't afford.

>COMMENCING CQC OPERATIONS

DC 10

Please don't fuck it up

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>44850331

Just let me roll, guys. I got this.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44850331
Time to get shot, again.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>44850331

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>44850331

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>44850331

Rolling

>>44850341
Thank god.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44850331

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>>44850341
>>44850349
>>44850353
Sweet Jesus

>no one else wanted to throw a trash can at them
>not wanting to become The Trashman, committing, or preventing, crime via trash cans, dumpsters, garbage trucks, etc.

Hey, this is Gotham, we need some kind of crazy theme.

>>44850393
>>44850341
We learned from our past mistake.

Don't get shot.

Man, the dice hate this quest more than they hate AEQ

>>44850417
Your idea is garbage m8

>>44850417
We already have a name, anon.

El Discounto Diablo!

Raiding Home Depots and Wal-Marts (and fast food joints) by day!

Doing other unrelated shit by night!

>>44850400
What would happen if we failed?

>>44850426
>no intothetrashitgoes.jpg
1/10 at least you tried

>>44850481
You'd have gotten shot

>>44850400
Eail, I think our amnesiac may be retarded

>>44850502
Kek. I'm just waiting for the day the dice just decide to kill us.

>>44850502
>implying this is good QMing

>>44850540
>Attack thugs and fail dc
>Get shot

So your reaction would be
>WAAAAH GaME TOO HARD BULLETS OP PLZ NERF

>>44850540
Would you rather this have no fail states?

>>44850540
>notice guys have gun
>attempt to take head on, again
>fail roll, again
>get shot, again

How is that bad QMing, and just not player stupidity?

>>44850540
What do you expect to happen if you fail a head on combat roll against someone with a gun?

>>44850585
I teleport behind them and behead them with my dick after zipping my katana, of course, Kid, it's more personnel. Psh.

>>44850585
To get stabbed?

>>44850613
Jokes on you, it was a hologram.

>>44850540
Yep. We shouldn't need to role for anything. We have super strength, it should be as easy as breathing.

>>44850572
>>44850576
>>44850584
>>44850585

Dodge roll, of course.

>>44850668
Being able to punch means you don't require technique to avoid being shot?

>>44850660
NO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! (Well, except for Mom telling me I have to take out the trash or do dishes, but otherwise MY ONLY WEAKNESS!)

>>44850684
Obviously. We just punch the bullets back at them. Or catch them in a garbage can. While shouting nonsense Spanish. Like "Yo soy bibliotheca."

>>44850684
Sorry I meant that as sarcastic. I like that there are possibilities for failure.

>>44850718
>"Did he just call me a library?"

>>44850753
No he called himself a library.

>>44850748

I do too, but we're supposed to have superpowers. Potentially the Flash's, or a diluted version of his, based on >>44847586

That's why I expressed annoyance. Got way more salty than I should have, I admit.

>>44850781
yeah you went full retard.

>>44850800

Indeed I did.

>>44850772
But no one in Gotham save Bane and Batman can actually speak Spanish. How would he know?

>>44850836
How do you know there isn't some well read, yet morally back rupture person just trying to get by in life working as a thug or cutpurse?

>>44850836
>Implying there aren't any Latino gangs under Bane's control

>>44850855
Morally bankrupt. Fucking autocorrect.

Letting these guys follow you to a point where they have the advantage against you, moreso than they already do by being armed, it doesn't feel like a very good idea. Instead of outright ignoring them, you merely pretend to do so until you're able to round the next corner and vanish out of their sight for a few seconds... giving you just enough time to think about what you need to do if you're going to get through this with yourself intact and not ending up in another hospital bed right after you escaped from the last one.

Two hostiles, armed and dangerous, while you don't even have a knife on you.

SOP dictates to neutralize them in as short a time as possible while minimizing risk to yourself and getting the hell out of here after you do it just in case they've got anymore friends around.

You don't know why you know that either.

Taking a deep breath, you prepare yourself, and the second the first of the two men following you comes around the corner you reach out and snatch him by the arm, yanking him towards you while extending a leg, causing him to trip, the impact given just a little more oomph as you give him a shove on his back. He's down but not out.

His friend had just enough time to see this and starts to pull his gun on you, but you've already left the side of the man on the ground and rushed forward, grabbing the arm that holds the gun and keeping it away from you. Quickly turning things around on the man, quite literally, you swing him around and slam his head against the wall, a weak groan escaping as he falls unconcious.

Just as the first man is about to start getting up off the ground as well, a quick kick to the side of his head puts him into dream land as well, leaving you standing alone on the sidewalk.

>Get the hell out of here
>Take some clothing from them
>Grab the gun
>Search their pockets
>Kill them
>Write in

>>44850855
Because no one speaks Spanish in not!New York City.

Just a bunch of Europoor languages.

>>44850872
>Take some clothing from them
>Grab the gun
>Search their pockets

>>44850872
>Take some clothing from them
>Grab the gun
>Search their pockets

Yoink

>>44850872
>>Take some clothing from them
>>Search their pockets
Hey, free stuff.

>>44850872
>>Take some clothing from them
>>Grab the gun
>>Search their pockets
gimme the loot

>>44850872
>>Take some clothing from them
>>Grab the gun
>>Search their pockets

Take a jacket, a fistfull of dollars, and their shitty 9mm.

>>44850872
>Search their pockets
>Take some clothing from them

The gun is probably not worth it.

>>44850872
>Take some clothing from them
>Search their pockets

>>44850872
>Take some clothing from them
>Grab the gun
>Search their pockets

Calling and writing

A slight snafu takes us behind schedule....

Un momento

TALK GOD DAMN IT

Talking.

So how powerful do you think Zev's and Rena's kid is going be?

>>44851383
Words. Observation. Blithe state about your parentage.

>>44851387
Who and what?

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>>44851387
All of these techniques and more

>>44851387
They will Boop the nose of the gods.

>>44851399
Angry retort. Implication about your sexuality.

>>44851413
Most of those are terrible. I mean you'd end up dead trying to do half of them.


Creating the void should technically never happen. When you enter that situation with an actual sword you don't shoot the shit for twenty minutes you either stab/strike them with an alternate weapon or lever the blade onto them.

The force grenade leaves you open to be stabbed.. just all of these assume total inaction by the opponent. Why did you post this? My autism is angry.

So the question is where to go from here.
Do we have nothing resembling clues as to our identity?
Early twenty-something male...probably puts us in about Nightwing's age bracket do you think? I mean how old was Wayne?

>>44851421
Feigned nonchalance. Question your emotional state.

>>44851387
A child to surpass metal gear.

>>44851494
Well, it's CURRENT YEAR so his age should be obvious. Not old and decrepit, but not young either.

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>>44851413

>torture at will
>even sith droids can join in the fun!

>>44851501
Hasty claim of feigned ignorance. Claim of success.

>>44851445
Good. GOOD. Let the butthurt flow though you.

>>44851540
Shut up Sheev. You couldn't event beat the only black Jedi in the galaxy.

>>44851445
Turning off and Igniting your Saber is apart of lightsaber school tho

>>44851606
There are two now right? One the new movie?

To the victor go the spoils, and this time you are most certainly the victor.

These guys weren't bums, looks like they were more mob rats, nice leather coat, long sleeved shirt, hell, even the gun is nice. It's a quality 1911, feeding ramp polished to a mirror sheen, slide has been reinforced, and the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. Replaced sights for better visibility, extended safety for ease of use with the thumb, a long type trigger with non-slip grooves, a ring hammer, hell even the trigger guard has been filed down for a higher grip.

Nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized.

Ejecting the magazine, you're able to see that it's fully loaded, giving you a total seven shots, plus the one currently in the chamber.

Looking over to the man that was carrying it, you woner how exactly he managed to get his hands on this thing. Flicking the safety on, you put the gun in the back of your waistband, it'll have to do for the moment until you're actually able to get your hands on a holster.

Why do you know so much about guns?

Questions for later, because now you've got a shirt and a jacket courtesy of these bastards, and about a hundred dollars thanks to their wallets... oddly lacking in identification, much in the same way yours was when you woke up. Probably, hopefully a coincidence of some type. The wallets did have a strange engraving on them, looking like an hourglass inside of a hexagon.

Maybe a gang sign of some sort?

More questions for later, for now, you need to get out of here.

>Try to find an abandonded building you can sleep in.
>An alleyway is as good as anything.
>Try to find some work for the morning.
>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.
>Go somewhere specific
>Write in

>>44851643
>Try to find some work for the morning.

>>44851643
>>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.

>>44851643
>try to find the burger joint we got shot in

>>44851643
>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.

>>44851643
Proceed to good will anyway. Extra clothes and supplies are still needed. Or even a motel

>>44851643
>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.
>>44851637
Spoilers of that movie - He's not a jedi he just uses the light saber a bit. The jedi is that girl who never speaks and lacks a personality.

>>44851617
It's a part of a style but if you throw your light saber away the other guy is free to act un opposed.

>>44851643
>Try to find an abandonded building you can sleep in.

>>44851691
He's clearly force sensitive. Explains the ability to resist the stormtrooper training.

>>44851643
>We just went full Naked Snake on this 1911

Guys we aren't dumb we just have actual autism

Are we Deathstroke? Let's find a highly skilled leader of a group of highly skilled teenagers and try to make him our sidekick.

>>44851724
Well, we're an amnesiac, so we don't know anything, really, except for odd snippets and whatever is coming back to us, slowly.

So not actually autistic (yet).

You kiddos and your buzzwords.

Shit we're Jason Bourne in the DC universe

>>44851724
The QM is from Texas he can't help it.

>>44851760
Little known B or C list villian or a clone of them that takes on an identity of their own?
Sound good?

>>44851643
>Go to a store, you've got some cash and need supplies.

>>44851724
Or we have some damn good training in firearms. I love how this is being written from the amnesia perspective. The thing about amnesia is that you only really lose personal info, almost nothing about the world is lost, but some of it can be hard to access since you don't know the question to ask it.

>>44851917
I can dig it.

Late calling and writing, but calling and writing all the same

When we end this for the night I'm driving to 7/11 and getting Peace Tea and Flaming Hot Cheetos

>>44851917
>we aren't a DC character
>we are Deadpool inter-dimensionally transported to Gotham

Let's get some chimichangas.

>>44851953
Regeneration, weapons training, 4chan.org at the mental helm...you're right. The only thing wrong is the lack of looking like the inside of other people's assholes.

>>44851981
You look like an avocado had sex with an uglier older avocado

>>44851981
Hmm, you're ri-
>>44851991
Welp

>>44851991
You're joking right?

>>44852028
Yes

I'm bad with appearances but aside from slightly too long hair, you're disturbingly generic in appearance.

Aside from the muscles on top of muscles

>>44852028
>>44852016
Pretty sure he's referencing the trailer. Although, we really haven't looked in a mirror have we...

>>44852059
We have
>just smooth skin, not even a scar anywhere.

>>44851981
Why can't his face regenerate back to normal?

>>44852085
Deadpool? It's actually his whole body. And because something something super cancer and regeneration don't mix.

>>44852114
Cancer is eating him, regen fixes it, cancer comes back stronger, regen fixes that.

Longer he goes the more fucked up he gets look wise

>>44852114
That seems like a stupid reason.

>>44852057
Do we have blue, green, or brown eyes?

>>44852085
He's got regeneration and so does his cancer.

>>44852127
You know what would fix that? Some kyrptonite chemotherapy.
>>44852132
That seems even stupider.

>>44852128
>>44852127
Its been years since I read any of his stuff and I don't think I read much of his origin. Plus it's a comic book, silly reasons abound.

>>44852128
It's probably the single most thought out backstory in Comic book history.

Well, you've got a bit of cash now, and that means you've got the chance to pick up some supplies from an actual store, rather than having to scrounge around through the garbage, at least for a day or two. One hundred and ten dollars isn't a lot of money, but it's a good starting point for getting yourself situated in Gotham.

Having a weapon at your side makes you feel quite comfortable as well, the gun, along with the knowledge on how to use it, all of that just seemed to flow back into your mind when you had the chance to 'play' with the weapon. You wouldn't mind picking up a knife as well, having the chance for an excellent combo... though you might have to shave off some of the grip if you're going to be going full CQC and using the weapons together... hopefully you won't need to do that though.

Having collected everything you wanted from the guys that were following you, it's time to make your way out of here. Not exactly any grand supermarkets around this place after all.

"All in all you're just another brick in the wall."

You mutter as you try to sink into the leather jacket, trying to shy away from the cold.

You're not entirely sure why you said that, but it seems oddly appropriate for the moment. You can reference music, but you still don't know what your name is, might need to at least think of something to use while you're trying to find a store to shop at.

>Think of a name?

And

>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need
>Gas station, will work well enough for the moment
>Survival store, if there's one open.
>Write in

>>44852196
Clearly we're Bruce Floyd.

>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need

>>44852196
>Survival store, if there's one open.

>>44852196
Fol Sompri
>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need

>>44852196
>>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need

>>44852196
Jack TheRipper
>Survival store, if there's one open.

>>44852196
>>Think of a name?

Jimmy

>>44852196
>John Smith
>Gas station, and get some sushi

>>44852196
>Think of a name?

Erik.

>Gas station, will work well enough for the moment

>>44852196
John 'Snake' Doe
>Survival store, if there's one open

>>44852196
John or Jack

Go full Snake

Also simple names

>>Find a shopping center, it'll have everything you need

>>44852269
>>44852258
>>44852229

The metal gear thing is kind of tired guys.

Culebra means snake in spanish, right?

John Culebra?

>>44852196
>Survival Store
Joseph Collins

>>44852196
>Steven Culebrat
>Gas station

>>44852295
They love their Maymay and will never let it die.

>>44852295
>We am become "Tired Snake".

>>44852337
Also Eail promised Metal Gear quest, and it never happened.

>>44852196

>>Survival store, if there's one open

>>44852295
I just restarted 4 so it's a great idea to me.

>>44852312
>>44852196
Adding to this...maybe we (were?) are a particularly skilled stage magician, hypnotist and escape artist?

>>44852196
>>Survival store, if there's one open.
Jane

Calling and writing

Keep thinking on names won't you?

>>44852352
My magnum opus will come one day

>>44852373
What? We clearly have a military background.

>>44852327
The 't' is silent by the way.

>>44852391
>will come one day
>not SAQ or JAQ
Eail, pls.

Also, Blake Eastern.

>>44852433
That sounds dumb.

"Seeven Culabrat"?

What an idiot

:^)

>>44852391
Clark Wanye.

Barry Stewart.

Hal Allen.

Am I doing it right?

Peter Parker?

>>44852464
No, the 't' in Culebrat is silent.

Oh, let's call ourself Bruce Springsteen.

Or David Bowie, or Elvis Presley, or John Kennedy.

>>44852229
>>44852258
I'll second either of these.

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>>44852503
>the joke

>your head

>>44852503
>John Kennedy.

We already got shot once.

>>44852391
I have a great name.

James Gründelhiemer

>>44852536
And it was a magic bullet. Since it gave us the power to regenerate.

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>>44852550
If we're going to be German we have to be King Schultz.

>>44852421
Or we could easily be a gun nut or ex-gang member or ex-mafia.
Street fights are about as good for teaching the basics of CQC if you're lucky and know how to pay attention.

>>44852591
No, we still become El Discounto Diablo, but just throw in some gratuitous German too.

>>44852616
>implying

The same reason most people don't know how to properly grapple.

>>44852622
>speaks broken german, except when he says his name, after which he switches over to broken spanish.

Fuck.

>>44852622
Explain that it all makes sense if you know anything about history. Like "Blue Raja"

>>44852633
they aren't mutually exclusive you know. It's entirely possible to ditch out of that sort of life for military service.
that said I feel like we've been Snake in enough of these

>>44851724
Damn, I wasn't sure if those were his exact words.

Snake was such a sperg ;__;7

>>44852391
Jax

>>44852753
THE CHAMP?

>>44852761
Nah

His cousin

Jack... John... something like that'll probably work, it's a simple and generic enough game that you wouldn't stand out with it, though you are still curious about what your real name is.

Jack Smith isn't exactly the most exciting sort of name after all.

Thinking about names managed to last you long enough to where you were able to stumble across one of those twenty four hour super centers. Perfect timing, since you still really have no idea where anything actually is in Gotham, you're sort of just wandering around and hoping that things will fall into your lap. Which, thankfully, it has up until this point.

Entering the super center, you're greeted with isle after isle of just about every sort of good you could think of... even a weapons area near the back.

Guess it makes sense Gotham might have looser gun control considering all of the crazies running around. You might be able to pick up some extra ammo for your gun, if you feel like it, a spare magazine at the very least might not hurt... can you do that without ID?

Eh, you'll figure it out if you feel the need to do that.

Otherwise, there's a fine selection of clothing, food, even some camping supplies like lamps and sleeping bags scattered around the store. A good bag might be a wise purchase, to hold everything you're going to buy here, though having a limited budget means you certainly can't splurge on anything that would be conidered 'fashionable'.

You're homeless and have amnesia, you've got bigger problems to deal with than not having a fancy looking backpack.

>What all would you like to purchase?

>Funds: 110 dollars

You're at fucking walmart, it has what walmart has

>>44852821
Cheap back pack. Ramen you can eat that shit dry.

Sleeping bag. Oh and breath mints. No reason to go around with stank breath.

>>44852842
And toilet paper.

>>44852821
WET WIPES

>>44852821
A woodsmans knife / machete. a duffelbag, ramen noodles, a wool cap thing for our head, a little propane bottle with a heater / fire attachment thing for cooking on. a pot.

>>44852939
Make the woodsman knife a combat knife and you've got a deal.

>>44852821
And so you discover what every mother has in America. "What do you want from the store?"

"Uhhh."

>>44853026
Done.

I also chalk it up to being 2 am

WRITING

By the way, am I similar to GermanSchteel or planefag?

Because I get mistaken for them when I go anon in /wqdt/

>>44853026
Ok, combat knife and the rest of it. good to go with it.

>>44853068
Was that Gate quest you?
Because that sounds like american supremacist autism

>>44853102
....no

yes

>>44853068
Autism is similar to Planefag but you shit post less.

Schteel also has a fetish for Americana and super heroes.

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>>44853109
Pffffffft hahahahahahahahaha

>>44853102
>Not loving freedom and justice

Superman would be disappointed in you

>>44853026
>buying a cheap combat knife

>for any reason

At minimum you'll be spending $100 for something that is actually serviceable.

Internet died for a cool minute, hang on, wrapping things up here in this post for the night

It takes a bit longer than you wanted it to, but finally you've got a cart filled with quite a good selection of things... and your poor wallet is practically crying at the cost of everything.

A multi-situational knife, a dufflebag, a disturbing aount of ramen noodles of various types, a hat, a wool cap, a bandana, a propane bottle with a cooking attachment, and a pot that will strap onto the dufflebag.

You'll have around fifteen dollars max with all of this, not enough to buy any ammunition for the gun, so eight shots are going to have to make do, assuming you get into any 'trouble', which, fate says at this point, you probably will after the way things have gone so far today... or however long it's actually been since you woke up, not too sure on that one really.

As you're standing in check out, item after item going across the scanner, there aren't many people currently coming or going in the store, it's after two in the morning. A few clerks here and there, the cute girl with the blue hair standing behind you looking fairly annoyed as she waits.

The men running in with AK-47 rifles, looking panicked out of their minds as one of them fires a burst towards the entrance at a target you can't see.

Average stuff for you at this point really.

Shit...

>Gotham Quest Issue #2 END

More issues = more delay yay

>>44853460
DUN DUN DUN, again.
Thanks for running Eaily-poo.

>>44853487
My body hurts right now due to a lack of sleep.

I think I've had like 7 hours in 4 days

HELP

>The qt blue haired girl has a name too

>>44853460
>QUICK LETS HIDE IN THE WALLS MART! THE BATMAN COULDNT FIND US BEHIND ALL THOSE LOW LOW PRICES!

Can we hit on the blue haired hotty?

>>44853460

Thanks for running, Eail!

And I apologize for my salty as hell post earlier.

>>44853504
>The qt blue haired girl has a name too

I'd assume so.

Original or Canon?

>>44853508
>gunfire, the girl is down in cover

>MC is standing there looking at her as a bullet ricochets and collides with the checkout lane they're in

>"So, come here often?"

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>>44853508
I love you

Yes you can

>Hotty
>mfw

>>44853521
Canon

>>44853460
Place hands on counter, brace self, beseech the Lord for strength, grab ski mask, and arise as DISCOUNTO DIABLO. Shoot mooks, acquire dosh, purchase ammunition with I'll gotten gains and cutie's number with swagger.

>>44853549
>Blue hair
>"hotty"

Livewire? Or Ice?

>>44853554
All we need to do is don our bandana, shout our name, then prove we have the fastest hands in Gotham.

>>44853549
I love you too. I don't get it.. she's hot right? I feel stupid.

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>>44853587
>>44853606
She's really 'cool'

>>44853554
>>44853601
We're going to get shot again.

And Bruce Wayne is going to save us, again.

Each time we come back harder to kill, though. So we're obviously Solomon Grundy.

Or a Saiyan, but hey, different genre, different setting.

>>44853622
You're the absolute best

>>44853622
She still looks really hot.

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>>44853666
Oh you have no idea

She's voiced by Jenifer Hale which makes my dick double hard

>>44853652
I know right~?

>>44850234

That's like 8-bit theatre fighter logic there.

>HERE COMES A NEW WAIFU!

Oh boy, we're going to get shot A LOT this time.

And I bet you the last things we will say before we pass out is "Can I get your number?"

>>44853703
Is Assault on Arkham any good? Because I might go watch it now.

>>44853703
Bastila? Good deal.

>>44853718
Yeah but you're gonna look super fucking sick while doing it.

8 bullets vs 5 bad guys

You can do it, right anon?

>>44853736
It's pretty damn good, I'd say go watch it.

Hey, you know what that reminds me!

What do you think John/Jack's favorite Pink Floyd album is

:3

>>44853736
Assault on Arkham is fantastic

>>44853749
Dark Side of the Moon?

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>>44853749
Is it The Wall

>>44853767
Stop anon, my dick can only be so erect

>>44853766
No

>>44853767
Yes!

>>44853749
It better be wish you were here.

>>44853795

Is John/Jack/Mr. Jingleheimerschmidt a clone with the DNA of the heroes listed in >>44847586 ?

>>44853806
Welcome my son, to the maaacchiiiiiine.

>>44853807
His name is my name too!

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>>44853749
>Yeah but you're gonna look super fucking sick while doing it.

Yes, we will be quite pale and infirm. That's what you look like after three gut shots and a bullet to the chest.

We might vomit from the pain. Or the internal bleeding.

You know, I think we'd look pretty Metal, actually.