>>44919387
Make ourselves Don of the humans.

You head to the courtyard and find the human supremacist group.

"Hey Kyran, hope you're feeling better than earlier, you were acting really wei-"

"I want to be the don of this group."

"..."

"..."

"Kyran... You maybe humanoid, but, not only have you done nothnig for us, but I can see the mando in you."

"What"

"Yeah, a member with that you could be yeah since you're human enough, but the don, no. Not pure enough"

>what do

>>44919625
seduce

roll 1d100

>>44919644

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>44919625
Okay how out this then. I beat everyone one of you till your on deaths door. After you get outta the hospital I do it again. Repeat ad nausea. Then you make me Don. Or we skip that entirely unhealthy part and be friends yeah?

Roll for intimidate.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>44919644
woops

expectedly disappointing rolls

"Okay how out this then. I beat everyone one of you till your on deaths door. After you get outta the hospital I do it again. Repeat ad nausea. Then you make me Don. Or we skip that entirely unhealthy part and be friends yeah?"

You hit an intimidating pose

"How about fuck off K? You're being unnecessarily assholey here"

You hit a seductive pose

"Well how abou-"

"We're going, come back when you're feeling not so weird, faggoty, and aggressive. Bye K"

and with that they start leaving

>what do now

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>44919855
call mom

>>44919882
She dead

>>44919855
Ask the warden if we can use the holonet? To capture more escapees if that'll let us do that. Of course there'd be a guard to monitor the call.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>44919917
develop rabies

>>44919983
You feel the answer would be no
>>44920044
Are you saying lewd a wolf girl or are you just dicking about?

>>44919855
Go see if library is open?

You let them walk away.

You'd go ask the warden about the holonet, but you saw something in his offices about no access to that kinda thing ever.

You head out of the courtyard towards to the library, and thankfully it's open.

You look around.

There's a whispering coming from one corner, the librarians in, and they've finally got some new books in.

>what do

>>44920243
Go check out a mental health book. Then read the fuck outta it.

shit i forgot about quest
aren't i a great qm
writing

You go find a mental health self help book, and sit down to start reading the fuck out of it.

It's safe to say that this is uncharted territory, though it does say making peace with yourself is the best thing todo in times of uncertainty before moving forward.

Maybe that'll help.

You read a few more , then a few more, then a few more.

You've probably pissed off the librarian with how many books you've pulled out now.

At the end you've found out nothing new, since the only thing similar to your thing wasn't actual people.

You put all the books back, not sure if they're in the right places and sigh.

>What do now

>>44920729
Go get swole.

You head to your normal spot on the courtyard and start working out, Slam once again providing a Solo while Eaturn watches from a distance scornfully.

You make light chat with Slam and Esteban as you pump iron and squat and everything else your routine entails.

"So where's your other harpy K?"

"Dunno"

"Whatever, anyway, I sent your message out"

"cool"

>what do now

>>44920969
Continue getting swole wiith no force heal.

>>44920969
Get swoller

3 hours pass of getting even swoller, and aching afterwards due to no force heal being used.

Shouldn't rely on powers to work out really.

At the end though you're lying on your back on the cold astroturf just panting and looking up into the part of the sky not covered by the dome.

You just lie back and think for a while until esteban kicks you.

"Lunch time puto"

Ah, nice.

You stand up and sluggishly walk to the cantina, arms bulging.

You get your food and sit

>Where, with who, and what do/say/act like

>>44921215
Esteban and just eat we be hungry

You take your tray of food and park yourself next to Esteban, intent on just eating today without problems.

The boss looks at you, and passes a note sneakily.

"Need to meet with Rat Queen, but she's ignoring me. score me a meeting and i'll owe you several"

It seems he doesn't want to talk about this out loud.

You throw your head back and catch a paper plane.

Another note

"this isn't over you know!"

You don't know who this is from but okay, sure you think before you crumple it and fuck it in the bin across the room.

You snack hungrily, getting seconds and thirds, and coming back with fourths, discover someone did something to your seat.

You're not sure what, but it's definitely different, so you change seats to the one on the other side of esteban and eat normally.

Well, lunch is over now, and people will start filing back to the courtyard or whatever in a minute or so.

>what do now?

>>44921436
Go set up a meeting between rat queen boss dude.

>>44921436
>Do everything in your power to become even stronger

You head to the rat queen and meet her

"Kyran, what can i do for you, apart from a shower, honestly, please don't come around here smelling like excercise again, makes me sick"

"Sorry, anyway, i'm here on behalf of big guy, he wants to meet with you"

"Aha, does he now? Tell him tomorrow after lunch then."

"Will do"

"Also, a strapping lad like yourself should head to the sports area more often"

"Sports area?"

She gestures to a window in her tower which out of you can see a track and field area.

"You didn't know? You're welcome. Now shoo"

You leave and head back to get more swole even more, esteban shaking his head when you head back to the weights.

You have no harpy music this time, due to slam having spent over three hours today singing straight and Eaturn still blanking you for some reason.

You put your all into this workout, straining, grunting, shouting, force healing, just doing your best possible workout, and after an hour you're done again, leaning back on the cold ground fucking water into your own face.

>what do now?

>>44921680
Shower.

>>44921714
Also go tell dude boss about the meet up. Or better yet send Esteban.

>>44921680
Get swoller in the shower.

Use the force as dumbells.

>>44921215
What are you talking about, Force Heal would be THE thing for working out.

We should focus on hooking up with some Mandolorians, all the other groups are pretty lame.

You need to shower, you're fucking so musky right now.

you head to the shower stopping Esteban on the way

You open your mouth and remember the boss was really secretive about this, so, careful wording.

"Tell the boss I said tomorrow at lunch"

"What?"

"just tell him"

"Sure"

You get in the shower and work out even in there, getting swole and clean at the same time, stealing a thing of someone's clean clothes. swapping the items in them round, and heading back out.

>what do now? literally, the galaxy is your oyster, dream big, but not too big, you're in jail

>>44921866
Every workout cheat has a negative to it, even if it's not apparent, instant, or that bad.
>>44921953
There's one mando in this prison, but they're a duchess satine kind of mando.

>>44921998
>There's one mando in this prison, but they're a duchess satine kind of mando.
Any mando is cooler than the others in here.

>>44921998
Go make sure the message was sent. Then go hit on that Mando.

>>44921998
>Use the force to detect hot singles in your area.

>>44921998
>Go find the "Eaturn" harpy.

>>44921998
>Play shivball!

You go the the trash compactor and see it's been recently used, so Esteban shouldn't have lied about the message being sent off.

You ask him anway and he confirms it, and also tells you "No kyran, shivball isn't a thing"

You use the force to detect hot singles in your area, and discover hundreds, so instead go find your Eaturn.

You find her looking at you from a corner and confront her.

"what's with you eaturn" you say in harpy speak.

She just keeps looking at the ground, huffing and grumpy faced.

>what do?

>>44922022
if you say so bruv

>>44922209
Are harpy girls into vomit?

>>44922238
Why

>>44922209
Uh, we're going to need to filter then.

>Use the force to detect hot singles in your area. Filter to the top 3, by closeness to Jessica Rabbit's figure.

>>44922260
Well, I figure it's the bird equivalent of breast feeding.

>>44922260
His fetish?

>>44922209
>Whistle a song at her

>>44922283
i guessed so
>>44922276
not here
>>44922264
not good enough to do that, limiter game too strong

---

You start whistling a song at her, and eventually she joins in, dejectedly mimicking the tune and pace you're setting, eventually getting cheerier and chirpier and improvising more throughout.

Eventually by the end of the song she's bobbing about and smiling, but when she sees you doing the same, she remembers she's ignoring you right now.

She looks back down, though you can feel she wants to stop doing this, and you can feel her gaze on your pocket.

>what do now?

>>44922480
>Ask her if she has any steroids

>>44922480
>See something you like?

"See something you like?"

"...*mumble*"

"Speak up then"

"...nut"

"You want the nut do you?"

"...yes"

"Why?"

"..."

"Come on, why, or no nut"

"B-because it makes eaturn eaturn instead of not"

"Really now?"

"Y-you already touch eaturn, eaturn not being eaturn, bad thing, want to be eaturn to your eaturn, so eaturn belongs to eaturn and no one else"

>what do

>>44922509
she doesn't have any
she doesn't know what they are
that word won't even translate across

>>44922709
>So if I call you Eaturn, how 'bout you call me "Darling" or "Honey" or "Captain Coldsteel" in return?

>>44922750
>Coldsteel
Is that our would-be Darth title?

>>44922750
why captain cold steel

>>44922709
just give her the nut.

>>44922794
Well, I was thinking Admiral Awesome, but we'd need to have more than one ship for that. Even calling ourselves Captain is a stretch right now.

>>44922794
Just insert something ridiculous there you're comfortable with I dunno.

>>44922709
Can we get her to call us daddy?

>>44922826
Why cold steel then out of every thing beginning with C?
>>44922910
nah there's no fun if i do shit for you guys, this ain't my quest.
>>44922934
I-if you want.

>>44922709
we need to find blond bitch guard and use the words after seeing if they still work

>>44922988
Nah, she's unaware of how powerful that ability can be. That's a trump card.

>>44922982
>Why cold steel then out of every thing beginning with C?
Because our dad's name is Steeldick, and we dislike our dad. Nothing personnel.

>>44922709
>Ask if she menstruates. If yes, how does it feel?

>>44922982
>I-if you want.
shia_labeouf-motivational.webm

>>44923068
It's called egg-laying.

The emperor told Darth Vader that he killed Padme, but then a couple of decades later his children are running around the galaxy stealing death star plans
Why didn't Darth Vader kill the emperor when he found out his children were running around?

>>44923068
She doesn't.
>>44923145
yep
>>44923165
Probably the reason he was trying to recruit luke to rule with him, i.e, kill the emperor with him, because he couldn't do it alone.
And he didn't tell him he killed his kids, just that he killed padme
keep your retardation to the general threads, thank you, come again.
---

You reach into your pocket and pull out the nut and hand it to her.

She holds it tight for a while

She breaks the nut, eating the edible part, and she puts the shell in her pocket, before jumping on you and vesting on you tighter than she has before.

"Us both being called eaturn is confusing, can i call you something else?"

"no"

"Why not?"

"...Being called eaturn makes me feel warm"

"Do you wanna call me something else then? like Darling or Honey or Captain Coldsteel?"

"i-i don't know what those are"

"How about daddy for now then?"

"...Okay... d-daddy" she mumbles into your shoulder.

Okay then, 1 grumpy harpy dealt with.

Got a couple of hours to kill before night night.

>what do now?

>>44923165
Because he had to perform in a competition with his replacements to keep his status as the Emperor's Fist. You can read all about this in the new Star Wars comics.

>>44923197
find the humie supremisists defeat everyone become the don

>>44923197
honestly darling or honey would be way better than daddy daddy is just more how you would call a pimp.

>>44923197
>Formulate plans with the Princess, the Ogre roommate, Esteban, and Ratboy to take out the humans. If the humans won't accept us as their superior, then they may as well be food for the birds.

>>44923197
>Procastinate

>>44923250
How about Honeynut then? However, I got her to call us Daddy, so I see no reason why we should divert from that course.

>>44923281
honeynut is actualy really adorable.

>>44923293
Very well. I like it too.

Man, we need an astromech type companion, y'know, a droid that only speaks in bleeps and bwoops. I'm thinking one of those floating torture droids.

>>44923431
nah man a floating video drone gotta post those sex tapes.

Fuck famalams, i'm drained as shit.
gonna go to bed before i pass out onto my keyboard.
will start next thread with honeynut dialogue
later m8rs

>>44923453
What do you think the Torturer droids do with that lens?

>>44923469
Honeynut on the streets, Daddy in the sheets

>>44923505
Wait, which would be better for public use in prison?

>>44923526
i doubt it'll matter nobody fucks with us anyways.

>>44923534
Except for the pretty girls, am I right am I right

So these creatures are resistant to the Force, but getting shocked by lightning will fuck up their morale, right?

>>44923558
you know i could be wrong about this but havent we been like really loyal to the wife to be up until now?

>>44923660
Man, just forget about her.

>>44923653
natural lightning and machine lightning still hurts em

>>44923684
arent we already planning our escape?
we've been in here for a month wy forget about her already thats like a really dick move to do.

>>44923716
Well, forget about a future with her. She wants something she knows she'll never being able to have for herself, and it's not our burden to provide that for her. Besides, we have more fun without her on our mind.

>>44923746
to be honest it would probably be possible because we can go about 2 weeks withoud feeding the D and it would probably be possible to just do it like 2 or 3 times a week.
so it would be possible if we practiced some restraint.

>>44923837
i said possible way to much here.

>>44923837
Restraint is not our way.

>>44923860
we have been doing a pretty good job of it.

>>44923917
We had a chance to break things off at Coruscant, and accept her point of view. Instead, we gave her a cruel hope at what could be if we weren't us. We must learn to let go of our false promises and brooding thoughts.

>>44923949
prison changes peopel man.

>>44924039
Sometimes for the better. I hope you'll try to keep us off the path of ruin what with this attachment you hold tightly.

>>44924139
well actually i just want to strap a big ass rocket to our back and fly off towards the stars but you know implications like death and all that.

>>44924139
Yes and the direction most people have been going is for Al.

>>44924039
A parallel I've come across in this Prison Arc is that we're always promising people what could be in the future and failing to deliver in the present. Like with our Force powers, they've made us overconfident and complacent enough to the point where we're like a little lamb with this collar on. It's the promise that any connection we have to the Force will be disastrous for our enemies, which is why we still have the collar on. To make crossing us disastrous without the collar is the trick. We need to invoke the emotion of fear in everyone here. After all, fun isn't fun without the element of risk, which is fear itself.

>>44924270
so like how we've been stabbing the shit out of peopel and training all day long almost everyday and just in general being a scary fuck.

Test

"Fuck famalams, i'm drained as shit.
gonna go to bed before i pass out onto my keyboard.
It will start next thread with honeynut dialogue
later m8rs "
From Wynaut

>>44924323
Yes, we've been doing so far. It's all this whipped talk that leads us astray.