>>44945222
>>Jake Clark: Lanky NEET. Great breadth (but no depth) of knowledge. No physical training whatsoever. Knows how to use some (rather lame) spells.

The one who ducks the least. Also, spells? Can we not?

Ps. The premise sounds cool as shit.

>>44945222
>>Jake Clark: Lanky NEET. Great breadth (but no depth) of knowledge. No physical training whatsoever. Knows how to use some (rather lame) spells.

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>>44945296
thank you

I'll hold votes open for 10 more mins or so.

>>44945222

>>44926475
>Paper, Cherry and Tongue have already been deployed, sir." you could hear a man's voice say. "The only one left is Vanilla."

I'm guessing that Leechgirl is Tongue?

>>44927231
>Go out to the open fields.
>Bring up the topic of the girl's scream.

>>44945507
This is a fresh start, yes.

I tried to pass as an anon and give my players clues. That was wrong of me, so I want to do things right this time, if you'll let me. I am sorry.

>>44945222
>Walter Holm: Boy scout. Expert at survival skills. However, he is very short and has a hard time socializing.

>>44945560
You should probably try not doing that until players are stumped.

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"Toodles, Jake!" it said, and broke off.

You are now Jake Clark. The spells you know are:
-Improve Flavor: Improves the flavor of something. Especially effective on cheap ramen.
-Eldritch Dice: You generate a pair of perfectly random dice from energies of a chaotic realm.

You continued to travel upwards. Then, you started to hear sounds, approaching. "...Paper, Cherry and Tongue have already been deployed, sir." you could hear a man's voice say. "The only one left is Vanilla."

You could hardly hear the last part, as you continued to rise, away from the range of the sounds.

The elevator rose and the roof above you opened. You continue to rise until the platform became level with the concrete floor surrounding it. You gazed around. In front of you, there was a large, old Ferris Wheel.

Carefully, you explored the area around the ferris wheel. There wasn't much aside from a few trees and grass - but at the far end, there was something. It was a faintly visible glass-like surface that domed across the field down one side, with a small, wooden door on it. It almost looked like it was sitting in the middle of nowhere, if it weren't for the glass it was attached to.

You knew that if what the man said was true, running into someone was bound to happen sooner or later. Would you be prepared? Who would it be?.

>Go towards the Door.
>Stay and investigate the Ferris Wheel.
>Go out to the open fields.

Cast improve flavor on your dick. Wait for monster girls to show up.

Get bored, open the door that is in no way a mimic.

>>44945792
>Stay and investigate the Ferris Wheel.

>>44945792
>>Stay and investigate the Ferris Wheel.

In case of ties, I'll go with whatever as been voted soonest in a standard voting fashion, with a greentext and a link to the post to vote on.

I'll consider non-standard votes if there isn't a tie, of course, but for something as important as choosing the decision, I don't want to guess.

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The Ferris wheel was an old contraption, and very rusty. Several of the metal components were withered, and the cables has most of it rubber eaten away. If there was anything useful here, it was the scrap metal. You aimed a foot towards one of the mechanical protrusions, and tried to kick off an edge.

It wouldn't budge, but you could tell you could try to extract something if you tried harder. A piece of shrapnel, at least.

More than half an hour has passed with your salvaging, and you could hear a far away girl's scream that suddenly went silent coming from the open fields.

You continued to work on getting that pesky piece of metal, and eventually, right when you managed to get a sharp shard, in the shape of a flint, you noticed someone approaching. It was a small. red-haired girl running towards you. "Good... I've found a *dude*." she admitted.

Who are you?" you wondered.

"Lilianna." she said. "Yeah, I guess you know what this game is about too. I'm a leechperson. You are?"

"James." you said. "Human."

"Oooy, nice. Hey, we should team up, for now. Sounds cool, ey? Could you get me a shard like that one too?"

>Sure, Get her a shard as well. She could be a great ally.
>Don't give her a shard. Politely. It's too soon to make alliances like this with anyone.

>Write in

>>44946174
Woops. It's "Jake" not "James", lol. Forgive the typo.

>>44946174
>Sure, Get her a shard as well. She could be a great ally.

>>44946174

>Sure, Get her a shard as well. She could be a great ally.

>>44946174
>>Sure, Get her a shard as well. She could be a great ally.

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"Sure" you said, warmly and started to get her another shard as well. It wasn't as long or in good shape like your own - you'd pick the best one first - but it would do. It blunter and more potato-shaped than yours, but she seemed excited to have one none the less.

"Oho... OHO- AWESOMMEE." she cheered, and inspected it closer, admiringly.

"Hey, Jake. You and me, we can totes win this thing." she said. "Human and Leech, eh?"

"...I'm glad that you've got your spirits high." you chuckled.

"We should make a base." she said. "And find food. Like, dude. I need the hemoglobins, yo. I figure that you will need a way to survive too."

Chose 1:
>Go towards the Door.
>Go out to the open fields.
Chose 1:
>Bring up the topic of the girl's scream.
>Don't bring it up.

>Write in

>>44946487
>Go out to the open fields.
>Bring up the topic of the girl's scream.


Exactly how much blood do you need?

>>44946487
>>Go out to the open fields.

>>Don't bring it up.

>>44946487
>Go out to the open fields.
>Bring up the topic of the girl's scream.

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"Hey, what about that scream earlier?" you mention.

"Ah." she replies, going suddenly sullen. "Some cruh-azy bitch tried to kill me. You know, this game and all."

"A bitch? What species of bitch?" you ask.

"The hell do I know, dude!" she chuckled, in concern. "She was just all over me, I couldn't tell. I managed to get away though, so yay me."

"Ah. Cool. However, you're a leech, yeah? Exactly how much blood do you need?"

"You will do." she grinned. "Just don't get anemic or something like that, and I'll be able to take enough so that you don't feel weak. You've got surplus blood you know!"

You both arrived at the open fields. It was barren, for the most part, except for a few olive trees and another two platforms like yours near the middle. At the far end, you could see another wall of glass, and two more doors.

>Go to the door to your left.
>Go to the door in front of you.
>Go back to the Ferris Wheel area.
>Try to harvest this area (Olives, sticks, etc).

>Write in

>>44946765
>Try to harvest this area (Olives, sticks, reeds and stones. You can make a spear piss easy.)

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>>44946765
>Go to the door to your left.

>>44946765
>>Try to harvest this area (Olives, sticks, etc).

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You started to try to harvest the area. Your first idea was to make a spear of some kind, however, aside from the olive trees, there wasn't anything else made of a sturdy enough material here.

You snapped off a branch, and tried to sharpen with your shard of metal. It was more of a dagger than a spear, really, given that olive trees grow short and knotty, and the "stick" you could get was rather stout.

But it was a decent weapon, none the less. Easier to hold and wield than the shard.

You picked up a few olives as well, and ate them. You couldn't store any, you didn't have any place to keep them aside from your pockets, so you gobbled down as many as you could. You managed to chow down a good amount of the bitter fruit by changing its flavor to something more like chocolate.

"Hey, Jake." Lilliana asked you. "If you encounter someone here, let's say another dude, what would you do? Try to kill them, or incapacitate them?"

Answer to Liliana's question?
>Kill them. We've got a game to win.
>Incapacitate them. No need for bloodshed.

Where to go?
>Go to the door to your left.
>Go to the door in front of you.
>Go back to the Ferris Wheel area.

>Write in

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>>44947049
"...In the context of them attacking you first, of course."

>>44947049
Depends on how they attack me honestly. I'd prefer not to kill but if it comes down to it I will.

>Go to the door in front of you

>>44947049
>Kill them. We've got a game to win.
>Go to the door in front of you.
also she creeps me out and I kinda want to shank her when she isn't looking

>>44947049

what >>44947146 said

>Go to the door in front of you.

>>44947049
>>Incapacitate them. Crippling them's still an option though.
>>Go to the door in front of you.

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You went towards the door in front of you. As you approached the wall, you noticed that what laid beyond it remained blurry, as if it was still far away. You put your hand on the "barrier", and it was smooth. You pushed it. It wouldn't budge.

"It's a force field of some kind." you deduce, using your knowledge of magic to understand what it really was. "High level magic."

"You're a wizard?" she wondered, containing a chuckle. "Ah, well, not yet..."

"Are you assuming something?" you grin menacingly.

"Aaah, nothing, nothing." she giggled.

You then go towards the door. When you tried to touch it, you simply phased through it.

"A portal." you immediately noticed.

You inhaled, and then, stepped though it.

(cont)

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ISLAND AREA

The sun blazes in your eyes as you arrive. You narrow your eyes, and eventually, manage to make through - you were at a beach - and there was a sand passageway to a main mass of land onwards. In front of you, was a small tropical island, not larger than a football field, with a few rocks, palm trees and bamboo in the middle.

"There are some footsteps here." Liliana noticed, pointing to marks in the sand. "Someone else is here?"

>Try to sneak around and find who it is.
>Try to get some coconuts
>Try to make a spear with bamboo
>Return back the portal to the fields area.

>Write in

>>44947418
>>Try to sneak around and find who it is.

>>44947418
>Try to sneak around and find who it is.

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"Lets try to sneak and find who it is." you mention. "Got to take precautions."

"Gotcha." she whispered, and hunched slightly. "Let's go."

You both scurried to the trees and vegetation, and started to inspect the area, silently.

Then you heard a loud buzz further ahead. You both nodded to each other, and went towards it.

"Psst." Lilliana eventually told you, and pointed up to a coconut tree. There, was a very voluptuous wasp-girl in a tank top and booty shorts, picking some fruits, flying. You could tell she was a wasp from the characteristically small waist, antennae and lack of fur.

"What the hell is that." Lilliana snickered. "I didn't know Noah brought cartoon girls too, Jesus. Are those tits even PG-13?"

"What are you going to do, Jack?" she asked you. "You know that she is going to be one of my rivals in this game."

>Greet the wasp girl. Try to be diplomatic, she could be another ally.
>Attack the wasp girl. Eliminate one of Lil's rivals.
>Leave the wasp girl, return to the Fields area. No need to get involved in any kind of mess.

>Write in

>>44947767
>Kill Li, bring her head to wasp girl as peace offering.

>>44947767
Go make a spear out of bamboo, ignore wasp girl at current.

>>44947767
>Go make a spear out of bamboo.

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"I'm going to go make a spear." you tell the leech. "Just let her be."

"Like hell I'm going to do that, mate." she counters. "This girl might be out to kill me if I'm not careful."

"Or, you, if she's like, gay." she added. "Who says a pair of lesbs can't win this thing." And with that, she started to sneak away.

"Where are you going?" you wonder.

"To spy on McTits, dude." she replied. "I don't want her catching me off guard, hrm?"

You sighed, then shrugged. With your metal shard, you went and tried to make a spear out of bamboo. With some time and effort, you manage to craft one. You stick your wooden dagger in your pants, and hold onto the spear for now

>Try to go fish with your new spear.
>Go look for Lilliana, and whatever she is up to with the wasp girl.
>Try to build a shelter of some kind here.

>Write in

>>44948104
Forgot to trip. I've been voting in other quests lol.

>>44948104
>>Try to go fish with your new spear.

>>44948104
>Go look for Lilliana, and whatever she is up to with the wasp girl.

>>44948104
>Go look for Lilliana, and whatever she is up to with the wasp girl.

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You decide to go look for Lils, and whatever she is up to with the wasp girl.

You sneak up towards where you lask saw her go - and you didn't need to go far to find her. The island was pretty small.

She was having some kind of discussion with the wasp-girl, apparently.

You noticed that the leech had pulled her dress off, and was currently only in her underwear. That reminded you that it was getting pretty darn warm here, and you take off your shirt was well, and hang it over your shoulder like a towel, revealing your lanky torso.

"So, you don't remember anything?" the Leech then asked. "You just awoke here?"

"Yeah." the wasp replied. "I... Just woke up, g-going up a platform."

"Eeey, hello, Jake." Liliana then greeted, having noticed you. "This is Wanda."

"H-Hello.", the blonde girl greeted.

"Makes you wonder why she was looking for coconuts when she has those of her own." Liliana commented.

"W-what coconuts?" Wanda stammered, looking confused.

The leech gave her a plain look and a risen eyebrow.

"One day you'll understand, girl." Liliana then commented.

"So, what do we do with her?" the leech then added, accusingly. "Hm?"

>Kill her. You've got a game to win.
>Let her come along.
>Let her be on her own. You and Lilliana can do just fine for now.

>>44948543
>Let her come along.

Blood x2

>>44948543
>Let her come along.
Why not?

> kill both of them
Seriously, find the human female. We need to ensure that the honour of our species stays intact.

>>44948543
>>Let her come along.

Group tactics until someone forces us to stop. Best way to find out how our "host" runs things.

>>44948668
>humans
>honor
top kek m8

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"She can come along." you say.

"...Sure. I'd love to come along." the wasp replied, warmly.

"What?" Liliana protested. "You can't be serious now, Jake."

"Why not? Group tactic until someone forces us to stop." you counter.

"It's the tits, isn't it?" the leech chuckled. "You can't fool me, otaku."

You blink slowly. "I prefer to consider myself a strategist."

"Alright, strategist." Liliana replied. "What strategy do you suggest we take now? Others are bound to come, and given how the game is set up - in pairs, likely. Or more, if they're minded like you."

>Set up a base here, at the Island Area. There is only one portal entrance anyway, apparently, and you seem to be the only ones here.
>Set up a base at the other side of the portal, at the Ferris Wheel. Its very well communicated, with three portals adjacent to it.
>Go nomad for now, and try to explore more.

>Write in

>>44948980
Set up a trap bedore this portal, then go nomad

>>44948980
>Set up a base here, at the Island Area. There is only one portal entrance anyway, apparently, and you seem to be the only ones here.

>>44948980
>Set up a base at the other side of the portal, at the Ferris Wheel. Its very well communicated, with three portals adjacent to it.

>>44948980
>>Set up a base here, at the Island Area. There is only one portal entrance anyway, apparently, and you seem to be the only ones here.

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"Let's set up a base here." you answer. "Its safer, and there is only one gateway in or out."

"Uh, maybe there is a portal underwater?" the leech guessed. "You never know."

"Pfft. Even if there is, this island is the easiest to defend. We can camp here."

"I-I've already started, a bit." Wanda said, cheerfully, gesturing towards a small pile of coconuts and massive palm tree branches. "I think we could make a great home."

"Isn't it a bit early to be inviting a man to your house?" Liliana chuckled.

"I-I don't mean it like that!" the wasp flustered. "We-we have to stay together, and, well. You know, he said we have to make a base, no?"

The leech jut looked at her, grinning.

---*---

Your group started to build a small shelter with leaves and sticks, until you had a roof. It wasn't anything grand, but at least, it was something cozier than jut being out in the open.

---*---

"So, Wanda." Liliana started. "When I first saw you, I just HAD to ask. By any chance would you have a friend who wants to become the King of Pirates? Sorry if it a bit of a *stretch*."

"...N-No?" the wasp replied. "T-that's a bit of an odd question."

The leech turned to you and gave you a smug smile. Of course she knew that you'd catch the reference.

"I-Is there something I'm not catching here?" Wanda wondered.

About Liliana's teasing and psychological pressuring against Wanda:
>Ignore it. It's none of your business.
>Address it. Liliana obviously wants the wasp to not feel welcome, that's no good.
>Do it too. To hell with Wanda.

Productivity:
>Improve the shelter with proper walls, and make it into a hut.
>Go hunting for food.
>Build traps for the portal entrance.

>>44949358
>build traps
Have ourselves covered before anything else.

>>44949358
>>Subvert it. This is obviously aggressive flirting on Liliana's part and Wanda has a right to know.

>Build traps for the portal entrance.

>>44949358
>Address it. Liliana obviously wants the wasp to not feel welcome, that's no good.

>Build traps for the portal entrance.
Why hunt for food when we can eat the bodies of our enemies?

>>44949358
>Ignore it. It's none of your business.
It's probably fine.
>Build traps for the portal entrance.

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You decide to start to build traps. You did have a lot of knowledge on a lot of subjects, so you did have some know-how on traps. How much of a dick could you be with some raw materials and patience?

Sand was no good for a pit hole of some kind, so instead, what you did was to remove the sand under the portal door, leaving it floating in the air. Underneath, you started to put rows of short sharpened bamboo sticks on the floor. The trick was that if they enter, they'd step onto them and have a bad day. Simple.

---*---

Night soon arrived, and you where rather hungry. Wanda did invite you all to have some of her coconuts, but it wasn't really filling, but they did quench your thirst.

You three laid under the roof shelter you had made, with Liliana snugging herself into the middle.

"Best spot for me!" she joked, and clumped her pillow of leaves some more.

---*---

Silently, you all started to go to sleep, but a while in, Liliana nudged you.

"...Hey." she whispered "I want some... blood". She was oddly flustered. Normally she was more confident and sassy.

"At this hour?" you hissed back.

"J-just let me!"

>Let her drink blood.
>Tell her to do it in the morning or something, c'mon.

>Write in.

>>44949477
I will certainly add this (you won the voting), in a later scene. I didn't forget lol.

>>44949824
>>Let her drink blood.

>>44949824
>Let her drink blood.

>>44949824
>Tell her to drink from the wasp
>Ask if you can watch

>>44949824
"Can't you do this in the morning? You aren't going to wake me every night will you"

What are the chances of her slitting our throat in our sleep?

>>44949824
>Let her drink blood.

>>44949824
>Let her drink blood.

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"Uh, sure." you tell her.

Liliana then moved up silently to you, her head over yours, and then lowered, to plant her lips on your neck. Then she moved to another spot, and did it again - it was like if she was trying to kiss without making any noise.

"What are you doi-?" you whispered.

She reacted quickly by putting her index finger over your lips. "J-just let me." she stammered.

You flatted your lips against each other and rose your eyebrows.

Gently, she started to "kiss" your neck, rubbing her face into yours now and then as well.

"P-pick me." she said. "I will be good to you."

She laid her head on your chest. "You don't need anyone else. C'mon, we can leave Wanda here, and go to the Ferris Wheel or something."

She then went back to your neck, and bit. You felt a slight sting, but it went away quickly. She was done in just a few seconds, oddly. You remembered that leechpeople typically took a few minutes at least to feed.

"I can take care of you." she said, sweetly, and nuzzled her face into your neck and shoulder, and kissed again. "Do you accept me?"

About her feeding.
>Tell her to feed more. There is no way she will be useful without more sustenance.
>Don't bring it up.

About her relationship with you
>Tell her to simmer down.
>Embrace the moment.
>Scold her. What the hell is she doing?

>>44950243
>"Naw gurl you don't got dem tits."

>>44950243
Ask if she needs any more blood than that
>Embrace the moment.

>>44950243
>Tell her to feed more. There is no way she will be useful without more sustenance.
>Tell her to simmer down.

>>44950243
>Tell her to feed more. There is no way she will be useful without more sustenance.
>Embrace the moment.

>>44950243
>Don't bring it up.
>Embrace the moment.
k-kawaii

>>44950243
>>Tell her to feed more. There is no way she will be useful without more sustenance.

>>Tell her to simmer down.

>>44950243
Feed more, but don't sound like a dick about it, cause it sounds like "Eat more, or you'll be a useless shit to me later."

Simmer down.

>>44950243
>Tell her to feed properly
>Other
"You are worried that I am going to kill you once there is only the three of us, aren't you? I have to remind you that you were the one who made first contact with Wanda"

I think she is just trying to play with two chances. She is a parasite by nature after all.

>she thinks there's going to be two winners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs

>>44950243
>Don't bring it up.
>Embrace the moment.
We're a NEET after all. This sort of thing is super effective against us.

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You inhale. It wasn't the first time someone cuddled you like this, but it certainly wasn't something you were overly familiar with, given your lifestyle.

You hug her, and peck her on the forehead.

"Feed you dingus." you tell her, affectionately, and lead her head to your neck with your hands.

She nibbled, but then. shook her head. "I want you to be strong." she said.

"Goddamn it, Liliana." you chuckle. "Drink already. It's not like I'm going to die here."

She lowered her head, and softly, started to suckle at your neck gingerly. "Y-your blood is so sweet, Jake." she said, and nuzzled.

"Hm-hmm." you affirmed. You were too sleepy to be talky.

And so, you both soon fell asleep.

---*---

The next day, you awake to find Liliana sleeping in an acrobatic stance on the ground, snoring loudly. Wanda was missing, though. You look around, to find her breaking open coconuts against a ground, and with a few eaten ones to her side.

"G-Good morning, Jake." she said, with a soft smile.

"Morning." you reply, and stand up and stretch.

---*---

The spikes you have placed in front of the portal have been untouched. No blood, no change. Liliana then scurried up next to you, and then hugged your back, to then slide up to your side. "Aaaahmm... Morning chump." he yawned.

Productivity?
>Improve the shelter
>Go fishing/collect food
>Build a better weapon than a bamboo spear.

Liliana hug?
>Tell her to hold off the PDA.
>Hug her back.
>Don't bring it up.

>>44950890
>Go fishing/collect food
>Hug her back.

>>44950890
>go fishing
Too much coconuts cause diarerrha.

>don't bring it up
Better not befriend those too much who we might have to kill.

>>44950890
>Go fishing/collect food
>Don't bring it up.

>>44950890
>Improve the shelter
>Hug her back.

>>44950890
Need food to replenish lost blood.

Be cool and aloof.
"Whatever."

>>44950890
>>Go fishing/collect food

>Liliana hug?
>>Don't bring it up.

>>44950890
>Improve the shelter
>Hug her back.

>>44950890
>Build a better weapon than a bamboo spear.
>Hug her back.

Archived early just in case, but I'll continue QMing.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Noahs%20Park

Also, writing.

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You hug her back, which she replies with a small hop to your neck to kiss it again.

"Why am I like this. It's odd." she chuckled.

"What's odd?" you wonder.

"N-Never mind." she said. "I'm a parasite after all, i-it's only natural for me to be clingy, right? Don't bother too much about it."

You shrugged a bit exaggeratedly. "Aaalright then."

She then hopped to kiss your cheek, then fled.

---*---

You went off to try to get some more food. You had the bamboo spear, so with it, you tried to impale some fish. You tire rather quickly though, as out-of-shape as you were. You soon notice that after nearly an hour of no progress, there was hardly any way that you were going to catch anything like this. You were just too slow, and easy to tire out.

You return back, and have a small breather, and drank yet another coconut, which you gave chocolate flavor. You didn't have a choice. Giving up on fishing, you decide to go get some fruit - and not coconuts. You looked through the small forest of trees on the isle, and found two banana trees. You took a handful of bananas, and brought it back home, to share with the wasp and the leech.

You three had a small "breakfast", with Liliana just watching you two eat. She was already good to go from the helping of your blood she had earlier.

"What if we don't kill each other?" Liliana asked. "Like, what if she just live here, forever?"

"I guess that the two who live to be the oldest win?" you comment, in between bites. "Someone has to win, eventually, right?"

"Ah. True." the leech replied.

"I-I think you two will win." the wasp said, gloomed. She must've noticed a bit of the something between you and Liliana. Likely that hug in the open you two did earlier.

"Oh, really now?" the leech said, smiling.

Social
>Tell Wanda that she might win as well, cheer her up.
>Better not address the issue, its a no-win situation.

Productivity
>Improve the shelter
>Build a better weapon than a bamboo spear.
>Peek through the portal

>Write in

>>44951698
Cheer Wanda up.
Improve shelter.

>>44951698
>Better not address the issue, its a no-win situation.
>Build a better weapon than a bamboo spear.
We should really ditch wasp girl desu

>>44951698
>Better weapon
>cheer her up
"Not necessarily, whatever gets trough that portal, will have us trapped here with blocking the only escape route, and can kill us easily"

>>44951698
>>Tell her that whover made the game will just have to suck it up and accept three winners.

>>Peek through the portal

>>44951698
>"What if we just find this Noah faggot and kick him in the dick? Fucker shoulda drowned with the rest 6000 years ago."

>>44951698
There's really no reason to do anything but defend ourselves for now. I don't want to kill a bunch of people so let's just try to survive for as long as possible.
>Improve the shelter

>>44951698
>Cheer Wanda up
>Improve weapon

>>44951807
Killing us in our sleep, decapitating Wanda who seems too meek to fight, and leave Liliana to starve to death alone here.

Solid victory plan.

>>44951827
>>44951834
This
>Screw this game, all three of us are winning.

>Shelter

>>44951698
>Better not address the issue, its a no-win situation.
>Improve the shelter

>>44951698
Leave the wasp girl and find a different shelter

>>44951948
But what about the harem ending?

>>44951807
How is that supposed to cheer her up, exactly?

>>44951698
I feel bad for Wanda
>only two people can win
>in a 3 man group
>the other two seem to be close
>can practically hear your clock winding down

>>44951986
Totally impossible. The game only allows two survivors so they would never be able to trust each other. Also harems are shit.

>>44951992
Well I figured it will keep everyone's head in the game before they start to think relationships will save them, an acual survivor comes along, and shanks us all in our sleep.

The only true answer to this problem is a heroic sacrifice...or we can just have them fight eachother that might work.

>>44952011
I've been thinking about this. So far we got the leech, who si being sweet right now, but will likely ditch us if she can lach herself into another stronger (than a NEET) contestant.

Wasps aren't much better, we know how they reproduce

We would only need a black widow- and a praying mantis girl to complete this ticking deathtrap.

>>44952109
Is there any chance for our magic to improve? I don't understand why NEET would be a starting option otherwise.

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>>44952109
>praying mantis

>>44952157
Well that's our best bet really. We are unlikely to outpower the monstermen popping up.

>>44952157
I'm a little butthurt I missed the starting vote and we ended up with the literally useless mc

>>44952011
Well, if this follows themes at all, Noah's in the park with us and he made the rules. So we just need to find him and fuck his shit up.

>>44952109
Hey, at least we got sweet blood? We gotta treat leech right if we want to keep her as a partner because we have zero redeeming qualities.

>>44952223
About as useful as any other.
Only one without some crippling weakness too.

>edeglord
>hyper religious
>shit at communicating

I'll take shitty magic tricks one that anytime.

>>44952277
You make a good point, I admit.

>>44952283
How is the first guy an edgelord? We would still have control over his choices.

>>44952283
Dude we have no physical skills. The definition of weakness.

>>44952338
The same way you can't invalidate an insanity trait even if you can control the characters actions.

I think our MC's identity doesn't really matter, it is not like we choose from classes with skills. They are all just average joes, with a fee characteristic here and there.

>>44952447
We just failed at fishing because we have no physical skills.

>>44952482
And? We have succeded at trap making because we have the know-how for a lot of things. Probably at the shelter and weapon making. We aren't experts as the boyscout would have been, but we aren't without advantage. I am sure that a few weeks of practice could let us catch fish.

>>44952482
Then just make a fish trap.
Our character boon is that we have a shallow knowlege of just about everything.

I'm more worried about when we actually have to fight. Being physically weak is gonna be a problem.

>>44952607
Yeah we are really screwed if it comes to that, our allies aren't helping either. We should stick to stealth, traps, and escape.

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"Whoever made the game will have to accept three winners." you mention. "And then we find Noah, and kick his ass."

"Really?" Wanda asked, hopeful.

"Hey, that's going to my plan." you chuckle. "There has to be a better solution to this all."

---*---

You decide to try to make a better weapon. You've already learnt (the hard way) that you suck total ass at impaling stuff with a spear. Maybe you needed something more high-tech.

You took a rod of bamboo and started to think. Maybe you could make a different kind of weapon. After some thinking - you had it. A blowdart. It didn't require as much raw brute physical force to be effective, and didn't the wasp girl have poison or something? You did consider a crossbow, but you didn't have the materials you needed to make something like that here - you didn't have an axe to chop wood or anything.

You took some bamboo, and made a simple tube. With some more, smaller bamboo, you tried to make a dart.

You then approached Wanda. She was collecting some bananas from that place you found earlier. After greeting and getting across that you were making a blowdart, she seemed very happy.

"O-Of course!" she said, cheerful.

She did have that spike as a "tail": After lacing a dart in poison, which she gently secreted from the spike, and subtly noticing that she had a massive bubble butt, you put it to the test. You blew, but it didn't fly far. You needed a sabot, you figured.

"Maybe leaves. Or some other filling, hrm." you thought out loud. "Wait. What kind of wasp are you?" you then ask.

"Paper wasp." she answered.

"Paper wasp?" you exclaimed. You rubbed your chin, with an enthusiastic grin. "Could you like, make this dart thicker with some paper, then?"

"Sure!"

She chewed on a leaf, and then regurgitated a white paste, and made the sabot on a dart. Then, you tried it out. Her paper allowed for the right pressure to build up, and the projectile flew perfectly. You chuckled, very satisfied.

(cont.)

>>44952607
Play to our strengths. If we were the Jock we'd be having a harder time with basic survival than we are now, our lack of empathy would make it hard for Lil to bond with us and possibly in the future cause her to cut our throat in the middle of the night in favor of a better ally or out of fear you might do the same to her.
If we get caught in an open fight, it means we just rolled bad or we didn't play our cards right.

>>44952712
We don't have control over everything. Unforseeable attacks could happen easily.

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>>44952676

Social
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
>Talk to Wanda about how she got here, and her past. Get to know her better.

Productivity
>Improve the shelter
>Make more weapons.
>Peek through the portal

>>44952712
Basically yes every choice had advantages and disadvantages. I wonder what "very religious" would have done

>>44952783
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
>Improve the shelter

>>44952783
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
>Peek through the portal

>>44952783
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
>Improve the shelter

>>44952783
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
>Peek through the portal

>>44952783
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
>Hunt with blowdart. We need meat.

>>44952793
FOR THE EMPEROR!
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
HERESY!
HERESY!
HERESY!

>>44952783
Talk to Lil

Weapon, make a gig to improve fishing chances.

>>44952783
Social
>>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.

Lili seems more the type to shank us if she dosen't trust we'll always have her back.

Productivity
>>Peek through the portal

>>44952783
>Talk to Liliana. Maybe get to know more about how she got here.
Reassure her that we'd choose her if we absolutely had to. When wasp isn't around of course.
>Hunt some birds or something nearby with the blowdart

>>44952885
That would have been interesting
>I... Want some blood
>What are you some Khornate cultist? Get back tiny deamon!

>>44952918
>>44952852

>Ingesting meat hunted with wasp venom.
Really now?

>>44953010
Cooking it would denature the proteins making up the venom, making it harmless.

>>44952807
>>44952820
>>44952828
>>44952849
>>44952852
>>44952885
>>44952895
>>44952918

I'll go with these votes for the next one. I'm going to end it here, I'm a bit tired.

>Session End!

Twitter: https://twitter.com/valencia_qm
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Noahs%20Park

I'll be around for questions and drawfagging. I'm open to Quest-related requests, but I'll be just drawing random Noah Park shit of my own too lol.

>>44953114
Well first i think we need an image of our MC in comparison to the other girls.

>>44953114
Thanks for running!

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>>44953162
Sure

>>44953228
You're welcome!

Warmup pic lol

>>44953233
So do you think you can give us a brief overview on what the other contestants are doing.
Maybe how many have died if any, and what their current activities are in very basic terms as to not spoil anything.

>>44953374
Dude, absolutly all of that is a spoiler. Every last bit of it.

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Quick doodle of Jack Clark, will add the rest now

Maybe I'll refine it overall later. First the doodles though.

>>44953374
That would be spoilerinos lol. Sorry, can't. It can be figured out by leaving the Island area though. Wasp can fly and stuff, she could scout?

>>44953475
Does wandas venom paralyze or kill?

>>44953475
Fine Fine Fair Enough
Question though how viable is just staying on the island forever, whats stopping us from turning this into islands survival quest.

>>44953475
> Wasp can fly and stuff, she could scout?
Until she gets spotted cause she doesn't seem like she's very good at being stealthy.
Then she either gets attacked, or they follow her back to us.

And if we do go for the 'fuck the police' end where we kill Noah and save as many people as we can, I hope its hard as fuck to do.

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>>44953559
You don't know but that's supereasily asked in-game lol.

>>44953569
There aren't enough trees/food here to sustain you forever.

>>44953627
:)


Anywhoo, here is a derp doodle of Liliana + Jake, Wanda is next.

>>44953727
So is this your first quest or are you a veteran of some sort. What experience do you have DMing

just a general question about liliana; being a leech person, does her saliva have anti-coagulant properties? if yes we can have her spit on our weapons to increase bleeding, heck we could use that on the darts...

>>44953727
How tall is everyone anyway
Im guessing Jake is like 6ft1 and Liliana is like 5ft2 what would that make Wanda

>>44953796
I've been in forum rp staff (of three different sites) for like ten years now, I've dmed live for about as long, and this isn't my first quest.

>>44953805
Yep. Like any other leech. You don't know how potent though, but "leechperson has anticoagulant" is as obvious to you in-universe "waspperson has poison"

>>44953851
Those seem like the numbers I had in mind too. I'¡m drawing Wanda now, we'll see how she fits.

>>44953880
cool, something to add to traps and weapons! Though testing will be required... hmm

>>44953880
>>44953851
Wanda strikes me as being tall. like 5' 10" - 6'

>>44953851
How old is MC and friends, is this the usually teenage death game situation or are we in our twenties? Is it mixed ages, how likely is it we will have to murder and old man and an 9 year old on the same day?

>>44953939
Lets not forget to add her poison to our pit trap at the portal

>>44953997
I like the idea of a wide range of ages.

>>44954043
Watch Wanda actually be like 40 with 3 kids and a dead husband
Waspmilf Waifu is best girl

>>44954123
>Wanda is in her 40s with 3 kids
>Lil and us are probably somewhere in late-teens early twenties
>Wanda could probably kill the both of us by herself
>doesn't cause we remind her of her kids
>isn't too upset knowing we might have to kill her to save ourselves
>she just hopes we're ok, and can live with it afterwards

>>44954209
Im seriously considering heroic suicide if the whole fuck Noah plan dosent work out. Wasp and Leech are both too good i cant choose, You cant make me.

>>44954266
Fuck that. The rules are one guy and one girl anyway.

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>>44954209
You're all in your early twenties/late teens lol

Was lazy, just editted/added legs to that other wanda pic for ref. She's like 6 feet, I believe.

>>44953957
Yeps

Will try to do refined version of the group pic now

>>44954300
Leech a best, cowtits go home

>>44954299
Bah fuck it
Then we kill Noah or die trying. Or one of the two ends up dead without us killing them. Id be fine with that too.

>>44954300
Wow this looks great thanks QM
>>44954345
Hey now dont be like that Wasp has her own charm
>not noticing her long legs, motherly hips and huge ass. Wasp for bestgirl

>>44954419
I'm dead tired now lol, I'm going to sleep. I'll continue drawing later.

Night!

>>44954300
I love large portions, but the proportions are way off, and she looks more like a caricature than a character.
>Breasts are too big for the body
>Waist is way too thin
>Abdomen is too short
>Thighs are too thick or the lower legs are too thin
But that's just my opinion. I love thighs, breasts, legs and all that, but I love them in proper proportions more.

>>44954556
Night brev
Rest well.

>>44954624
She's supposed to look like a wasp. I don't find it attractive either but it's a wasp-like body shape.

>>44954624
She is supposed to look like a caricature though.

>>44954627
Hehe. Thanks.

>>44954811
Yep

There will be more girls in the future.

Reminder that waspgirl was once larvaegirl and probably looked chubby as shit

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>>44956709
>Reminder that waspgirl was once larvaegirl

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>>44956709
Actually, this one is better lol

>>44956750
>leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites.
>leech hermaphrodites
>there is no male or female leech on this island
>male, female, herm win game by technicality

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>>44956782
Goddamnit, anon

>>44956899
C O N F I R M E D

I'd let her suck blood from me, but only somewhere specific

>>44956899
Did we see her mouth open while talking to her? Is it full of pointy teeth?

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>>44957009

You couldn't see it, too dark.

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>>44957046
>that censoring bar at her crotch

Fact: leeches bury their head when pulled from something they're sucking on.
>Getting bj from leechgirl waifu
>go to pull her off to switch to some other lewd act
>she goes as far down as she can and tries to stay there
>LEECHES HAVE NO GAG REFLEX, THEY SWALLOW THINGS WHOLE USUALLY

>>44957173
>All female wasps except queens never breed
>Waspgirl most likely a worker drone
>she gets unreasonably flustered when someone shows romantic or sexual interest in her
>She truly thinks she isn't good enough, only queens are
>She will love you more than anything if you pursue her regardless

>>44957208
>Treating her like royalty means fucking her senseless, nonstop for days

>>44957208
>Impregnate Waspgirl
>She starts burying her eggs under the skin of all your enemies
>Some time later all of them start bursting from the inside because a new Larvagirl has eate them from inside
>You win by the power of boner

I dig this

>>44957208
>All female wasps except queens never breed
>never breed

This means we can't get her pregnant? I don't know how to feel about this.

On the one hand, it means we'll never have to have a bunch of kids running around and getting underfoot. We'll never have to worry about the responsibility of being a parent. Plus, we can screw each other's brains out.

On the other hand, we'll never get to grow our own army of mutant wasp people. Training them to someday take over the universe. Creating a utopian society where we raise ourselves as gods among men... mutant... creature... things.

>>44957231
I assume species incompatibility makes it impossible anyways

>>44957242
But the power of boners make anything possible.

>>44945560
Don't make scenarios where your players need one specific solution to advance. GM/QM tip #1.

>>44957242
Fuck incompatibility! We screw until we achieve insemination!

Since you know a lot of trivia as the MC, I'm not really spoilering anything here, these are reasonable doubts you guys OOCily have here.

>>44957231
>>44957208
There is a queen wasp, and Wanda seems very much like a worker wasp. Worker wasps have heavy infertility problems, but they can still reproduce (hence why she can even be at Noah's Park in the first place).

>>44957242
All species are compatible with one another, otherwise Noah's Game wouldn't work at all in the first place. Reproduction would work like in Pokemon, the offspring is one of the species of the parents.

>>44957273
>all species are compatible with one another

Okay guys, we must go for the harem ending. Don't fuck this up.

>>44957046
Yes this is exactly what i want in my life

>>44957273
Draw a queen wasp
They bang nonstop, i bet they're full milftier, ara ara~

>>44957415
Sure

>Drones are loyal to a fault
>Seen as disposable resource by entirety of the hive and by themselves
>She will do anything for you if she loves you
>You could be the one to give her a family that actually cares about her
>You could be the first person to treat her as more than a tool or a weapon
>You could be her world

WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE IF I CAN NEVER HAVE THIS

`>>44957442
Some music to go with them feels anon

I feel it with you bro. I feel it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMz8fKkG2g

Anyone else got the feeling that the human female will be al douchey and try to get us to kill all other girls because "omg, they're monsters" or something like that?

>>44957548
So a special snowflake from tumblr, seeing as we are an otaku it would seem likely. She could also fill any of the roles we could choose from at the start or even others.

>>44957548
That's racist! Not all humans are like that!

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>>44957548
>The Human Female is the most ferocious Queen bitch we've ever seen
>Has a harem of the most powerful male mosters at her beck and call
>Mfw the true mosnster is Man

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>>44957415

Baby-making machine wasp-queen, engaged.

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>>44957751
Yeeeeeessssss

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>>44957751

>>44957548
I get the feeling we'll get to our first mortal combat and quest will trickle down to nothing.

>>44957751
Engaged?! DAMNIT, SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT. I HAD A RING AND EVERYTHING. I WAS READY.

>>44957786
She is my favorite character from that anime lol. Best loli.

>>44957791
Running full Rambo into a fight with your build and skills will be an issue, yes.

>>44957848
Goddamnit anon, I kek'd loud there.

Also, I dunno if anyone noticed, but I had the initial choices were basically "Fighter", "Ranger", "Cleric" and "Mage" lol.

We have paper and tongue, and we personally are Vanilla most likely.
I wonder what Cherry is gonna be?
I wonder if we'll pop her cherry~

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>>44957856
Best waifu is loli waifu

>A male paper wasp is somewhere out there
>Male paper wasps cannot sting
>Male paper wasps are smaller than female paper wasps
>Male paper wasps are entirely unused to any form of labor other than breeding, and do not produce the hive paper material
Something tells me that Wanda's male counterpart is going to be dead before long, here. If he hasn't already died from like, starvation.

I wonder if there are two leeches or just one, since they're all herms.

>>44957917
So, wait.

Male paper wasps don't sting, are weaker than females, and are just lazy bastards?

Are Male paper wasps NEETs of the insect world then?

>>44957856
So cause your already here im guessing the new thread will happen today, or do you need time to get things ready?

>>44957928
No, they actually get laid

>>44957931
A new thread will happen later today, yes. At around the same time this one started, likely. I'll announce on twitter the exact time that I will run, in 1 hour in advance or sooner.

Twitterino here: https://twitter.com/valencia_qm

I'm just hanging around right now and eating.

>>44957320
You are idiots. Read this
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Humanity_Fuck_Yeah
Find human girl. Aquire tactical-nukes

Where are those pics of leechgirl from?

Also why is no one talking about exploration, or finding ways to get people out of the park before they start killing each other?

>>44958053
>muh purge le xenos XD memes

>>44958054
A guy called Muneneko

He draws a lot of huge tits though lol.

>>44957917
Male paper wasp is a trap who is terrified by all this and just wants someone strong to protect him.

>>44957320
Harems a shit. Leech best girl.

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>>44958441
I agree, so far she's best girl (who probably has a dick)

>>44958484
I honestly favor the wasp for her assets... And the fact that she's not a literal a bloodsucking leech.

>>44958441
>>44958484
>only two girls so far
>barely interacted with the second
>hell, barely any real interaction with the first one
>'best girl'
Too soon for 'best girl' and 'your waifu a shit'.

So what is our policy on new opponents?
Knowing /tg/ and these quests, it's generally kill the males and pamper the females, but that doesn't sound too healthy for anyone involved.

>>44958577
The DM is probably just making it easy for us because we're just starting, but chances are that actually dangerous/aggresive females will appear too.

>>44958612
Yes but do we kill them, or break their legs and leave them to gwet killed by someone else? That is the big question.

>>44958577
If there actually is some defenseless paper wasp guy out there I kinda want to bro it up with him.

>>44958577
We should use our time on the island getting jacked and training magic while venturing out for possible spell upgrades.

Maybe try out our eldritch dice to bend fate for max gains if that's possible.

If we become a muscle wizard alpha only then can we save everyone with our glorious casting of our final spell: Fist.

>>44958626
We listen to their tragic past and then cuddle with them until they become good and loving wifes for our harem and then we kill them

>>44958633
>>44958639
>>44958655
With anons like you playing this quest will turn out far better than I expected

>>44958639
I've been wondering for a while now: how big are the dice we summon? Because the spell only describes them as perfectly random. Maybe we can use them as thrown weapons if they're big/heavy enogh, or directly sumon them onto someone's head.

Obviously the dice are meant to be used for Strip games

please tell me Lilliana isn't actually a hermaphrodite

>>44958725
She isn't 100% leech, she is a leechperson. Meaning they likely to have genders.nthe game itself says "each spieces 1 male and female" not "one male one female, and some herms"

>>44958725
I hope she is. Hermaphrodites are interesting from a scientific standpoint,
Besides, it would be awfully boring if it was JUST girls and boys when animal genders are so varied.

>>44958890
Dude it's okay to admit that it's your fetish.

I'm waiting for DM to give us a 'friendly' reminder that this is a game to the death, and some people plan to play it like that when Lil is the first to die.

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>>44958937
Are you telling me you don't find alternative sexes or gender roles in animals to be interesting? Hell, asexual reproduction is the tightest shit. Lion behavior is pretty neat. Hyenas are fucking crazy. Plant and fungi are straight up mindbending

>>44958890
>>44958963


I'd rather make Wanda a queen.

Too bad she isn't a mud dauber, help her make a mud/clay fortress or something.

>>44958963
Lil attached herself to us because as a leech she has no means of defending herself. She's literally a blood-sucking parasite.

>>44958986
Leeches are actually very able predators.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

>>44959007
That only solidifies my opinion that Lili needs to be killed with fire.

>>44959007
Imagine that around your dick

>>44959070
See
>>44957173

>>44959007
>>44959051
I am starting to think; "fuck this shit, let's go and find a mammal at least"

>>44959102
I could settle for an octopus girl.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp33NMQwEk8

Name her Olivia. QM plz.

You've seen enough porn as a NEET to know this kind of stuff about Leechpeople.

>>44958763
This guy is on the right track though. Like, monsterpeople are a compromise between some species and a human.

Leechgirls have huge, sensitive clits.

Google "Huge clits", and you'll know what I mean. They basically look like penises, and it's completely natural for a IRL human woman to have that, although rare.

Like with the Wasp girl, I'll make compromises with the monster races that will allow them to function as "normal" human girls, although with some oddities. For example, worker paper wasps are infertile, but Wanda just has heavy fertility problems instead. Leeches are herms, but leechgirls will have a hugeass penis-looking clits instead (and cannot produce sperm/ejaculate or perform any male reproductive functions proper). True hermaphrodites will also be much more common in leechpeople than humans though, but it will still be a rarity.

I hope this came off as an anatomic description and not smut lol.

>>44959151
Are hermaphroditic wasps even possible, since males are unfertilized eggs and females are fertilized ones?

>>44959151
I could have done without that google search.
Also reword your posts so they come off more as smut than anatomical descriptions.

>>44959151
Don't wasps have to like inject their eggs into a living organism so the larvae have food to eat?

>>44959231
She is a Paper wasp, so no lol. They make a nest and lay their eggs there.

>>44959231
Yes, I thought that's how waspsgirls reproduce myself, and why I did thought having Wanda around might be a bad idea.
Even so she is currently more useful than the leech.
Should we just ask her?

>>44959151
That sounds hilariously awkward, tryin to bang a leechgirl while their...clitdick is swinging around all over the place.

>>44959151
Octopusgirl

Long slender legs, really smart, camo, amphibious. I'd be all over that.

Are all the posts about killing Lil and running off to find a human girl just from one anon who just has a really bad phobia toward leeches?

>>44959151
You know it would have been less smutty and more anatomic if you woukd have used some wikipedia scientific names like "Clitoromegaly" instead of "big clit"

>>44959430
I'm not the guy talking about finding the human girl, so that's not me. I just have a thing about parasites in relationships.

>>44959636
More of a symbiotic relationship in this case. She can help us survive and only requires a small amount of our blood instead of making us hunt/gather more food.

>>44959636
>Being this racist against leeches
Physical parasitism does not imply any other form of it, you cuck

>>44959231
see>>44957227

>>44959679
Has she really done anything yet? And that's a drain on our own blood and nutrients.

>>44959690
She's literally been using us from the start to survive. Her cuteness could all be a facade to make it harder for us to scrape her off.

She isn't just a leech. She's a leech with human intelligence and feminine wiles.

>>44959679
>symbiotic
What skills does she have to offer in exchange for leeching off us?
I mean, she doesn't seem particularly capable of gathering food, fighting, doesn't seem too knowledgeable, or anything that makes her uniquely valuable. So far the only thing she has going for her is we found her first, and she'd probably jump on our dick in a heartbeat.
Wanda with her poison and flight has done more than her so far.

>>44959711
>>44959726
This is the mindset of a survivor. We might even win this.

That is not to say she can't be useful, but so far she hasn't been.

>>44959726
>>44959711
>Being this cold
Think about it from her point of view.
She knows her kind are prejudiced against because "eww parasites that suck blood".
She knows that most people would drop her when presented with a different choice.
She's been dropped in a life or death situation, and it's looking kind of grim if she can't keep the loyalty of her two current buddies.
It's doubtful anyone has been close to her before because of the aforementioned prejudice - at least, anyone from a species other than her own or like, a mosquitoperson.
She probably is willing to do anything to survive this, we just haven't asked anything of her yet. Maybe we should, you know, do that before trying to throw her into the trashcan.

>>44959822
Or we could throw her in the trashcan because she doesn't have that hot wasp body.

>>44959822
I'm not saying dump her to the curb, just giving a pragmatic view of it. No matter how nice you want to wrap it, the end result is so far all the work has been Wanda and us, Lil hasn't done anything to help thus far, so you can't call it a symbiotic relationship unless she has something to offer.

>>44959822
>parasites are prejudiced against
>in a world full of weird animal-people each one with their own oddities

Don't fall for this. Any other character we may find will be under similar circunstances for one reason or another, she doesn't have it worst.

>>44959887
Again, haven't asked her to do anything.
Pragmatism would factor that in.

>>44959822
Not saying we should ditch her or murder her, just that the score is in Wanda's favor so far.
Still, she indeed might have unexplored potential we haven't asked about.

>>44959903
No reasonable species wouldn't find parasites repulsive.

>>44959822

You sound like a dirty parasite sympathizer.

We might not kill her, but we can't just keep letting her drink our blood. How about if we go down the path of killing for survival, she'll have to pull her own weight and work for the blood of our enemies.

>>44959884
True. Though I'd elect for a master-race Octopusgirl. Smart, rockin body, camo, possibly poison/venom.

>>44959887
>>44959917
So far she has nothing to offer but being a blood-sucking leech. Maybe if she has medical skills I'll reconsider that as well.

>>44959822
I'm with this anon. I'll admit my intentions aren't purely pragmatic(I think Leechgirl is a best) but just from a purely numeric standpoint, three people is better than two.

>>44959961
A fully grown medicinal leech only needs to feed twice a year, provided they drink until at full capacity.
We definitely didnt fill her to full, but she can last a while on what she has I bet.

On that note...i wonder if her figure will fill out when she has more blood in her?

>>44959961
>we can't just keep letting her drink our blood
Why, exactly? She's already said that she doesn't have to drink enough blood that it would have adverse effects.

>>44960056
>Calling a leech a person

I can't even.

>>44960112
Appearance mostly. Perpetual hickies and the presence of a literal bloodsucker on our team is not really the best for morale if we end up with team mates that are more pragmatic and practical.

>>44960133
Actually, pragmatic teammates would recognize the value. Blood is something everyone else has, while other food sources may be rare and in limited supply. A carnivore will have a hard time here. Herbivore, too, since plants replenish slowly. But a parasite? A parasite is very, very easy to keep alive, and can be very useful if its able to perform tasks. Even menial labour or collection of resources.

>>44960056
Yes but we only seen 2 girls so far so saying "x" is best, doesnt say too much.

>>44960079
>provided they drink to full capacity
Isnt that like half her bodyweight then?

>>44960133
>Perpetual hickies
If we do wind up with more teammates, how is that any of their business?
> the presence of a literal bloodsucker
And why would they feel so much better knowing that bloodsucker was starving?
>team mates that are more pragmatic and practical
Mate, you realize our character is a NEET, right? Not a lot of pragmatic, practical people would choose to join forces with us. We don't exactly bring much to the table.

>>44960193
This, a parasite can just consume blood from our enemies and leave them alive unlike a carnivore

>>44960218
Ten times the bodyweight for normal leeches, actually.
For a leechgirl...i assume only twice the weight.

>>44960218
Okay. So we give her something else to drink her fill on. That solves my problem with giving her blood.

>>44960228
1. It looks bad.
2. Rather she not be there.
3. We can make things taste -better.- That's enough of a psychological plus that would at least keep us off the radar of anyone that's not a total savage.

Besides that, we also have a wide breadth of knowledge and we're resourceful.

>>44960256
So you're saying that if we want Lil to feed to full capacity, we're gonna have to go full Vlad Tepes on some motherfuckers?

'Cause that is a plan I can get behind.

>>44960304
I'll admit you have a point with 3, but
>It looks bad
Worrying about aesthetics is pragmatic how?

>>44959961
I'd personally prefer a master-race scorpion, harder skin, and a venom sting along with grappling.

>>44960389
>Mantis shrimp girls, psychotic uberkillers with impenetrable defenses, punches that break the sound barrier, and eyes that can see in spectrums we can hardly imagine
The catch? They're all short.

>>44960389
>meet scorpion girl
>come to a river
>scorpion can't swim
>see frog girl
>ask for a ride across
>"Yeah, no. I know how that story ends."

>>44960431
That is not a negative

>>44960389
We already have someone with venom. And Octopi are the masters of grappling.

Camo, full limb regeneration, high intelligence, tastes things with her fingers/suckers. Give her a weapon coated in wasp venom and we have effectively a superior version of scorpion.

>>44960446
Oh yeah, and octopi are amphibious. River= no problems.

>>44960431
I'd be up for one of them as an ally.

We should tots indoctrinate leech-girl that we are keeping wasp for uses such as feeding her on wasp blood when we don't suffice and wasp being good at making stuff we need.
Then slowly bonk them both and get them to like each other so we can 3p.


Also here's hope for weak Wolf-woman who wishes to be an Alpha to form a Omega pair with.

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>>44960494
I've got no idea what that's from but it looks metal as hell, and if anything increases my enthusiasm for the 'River of Blood' plan.

>>44960606
I seriously hope li gets bigger assets the more full she is

>>44960491
No. Harems are shit.

>>44960627
If it's only two we have a wife and a mistress...
No need for more tho.
Our PC isn't macho enough for that.

>>44960606
It's an actual leech girl from an anime. She looks like a cute blonde loli most of the time and then goes on a berserker rage looking like that and consuming people.

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>>44960621
That's my fetish, anon. It'd be like a dream come make-believe

>>44960671
That's pretty metal. I kinda hope Lil can fly into blood rages and wreck shit, that'd sure shut up the 'Lil doesn't contribute anything' crowd.

>>44960627
Think about this like this.
A pair of social parasites using a hard-working wasp-woman to live a lazy life and for the occasional sex-stress relief.

>>44960666
I think our character is barely macho enough for one of those things.
But its offical; our goal is to become the Alpha of the Park.

>>44960803
Poor Wanda, she's had a hard life.

>>44960803
Seriously though, harems are objectively bad, especially in quests

>>44960803
Still, no. I stand by my statement.