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However, the man hoped to prove his innocence, and so he escaped, taking with him his ancient family sword and red pants.

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He wanders the world, pursued by three mysterious swordsmen who seek to claim the bounty on his life.

The Man with the Red Pants.

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"Hmm... it looks like we won't be able to get across this way either. We'd better find a path before evening. It looks as if a storm may be approaching."

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"That reminds me - I saw you didn't have anything to keep you warm, so I brought this along from Hadoro's."

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"Do you like it?"

"I like it very much, thank you. Come on, we should get moving if we're going to make it to Kyomomo."

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"I don't suppose you packed any food in there as well, did you?"

"No..."

"No matter. If we have to, I can try my luck at fishing."

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"What's wrong?"

"I have a feeling..."

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"...we may have unwelcome houseguests!"

"It's him!"

"The man with the red pants!"

"Kill him!"

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Equipment check:

* One katana
* One hat
* One cape

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>44987566
Dodge spear-guy as he drops, get close so he can't use the spear effectively, and put him between yourself and the trident-dude.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>44987566

Catch the white ninja's trident and then stab the black ninja with it.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>44987566

Throw the cape at spear dude to deflect his blow and impale him as he comes down

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>44987824

Also, hold his body in front of you because trident dude looks like he intends to throw his weapon

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[katana drawing noise]

KRIIIIIING

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[straining noise]

"What? You blocked my spear?"

"It seemed... like the best solution!"

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"A good trick, but you forgot one thing-"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

"-there are two of us!"

WSHHHHHH

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>44988131

Charge in and use the door to smack the white ninja while blocking black ninja's attack with katana

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>44988131

Dodge the trident and rush unarmed white ninja

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>44988131
RULES OF NATURE

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>44988131
Deflect trident into other ninja!

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"Eeee-!"

WSH

KLAANG

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"Uwa-"

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KRUNK

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"Watch out!"

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"Eh?"

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"The bounty on your head is mine! K-yah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>44989072
Dodge the spear and stab him as he comes down.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>44989072
Twirl cloak dramatically, using it as cover to evade and counter with a spinning decapitation blow!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>44989072
Jump up, kick back, whip around and spin!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>44989072
Kick his airborne balls!

>>44989141
this guy

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44989072

Shoryuken!!!

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SHIIING

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SHANNG

"Hya-"

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"You're as good as they say... but you won't be able to block my spear forever!"

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"That's all right... I only need to block it one more time-"

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"You won't get the chance! Hya!"

"K-yaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>44989691
Cut off the head-thingy of the pointy stick, and kick him into that house!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>44989691
>Take a hit to the leg, elbow him into the house, tumble and roll while favoring your leg.

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SHIING

"Getting tired? You can't keep this up much longer!"

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"Keep talking... my sword... will find you eventually-"

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"Good point..."

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"Let's get rid of it! H-yah!"

KRIIIING

"My sword-"

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SHLACK

"Aaaah-!"

Rolled 2 (1d12)

catch spear and disarm.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

lady friend helps by throwing her hidden knives

>>44990232
Not really the leg I had in mind when I was looking at >>44989691

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"No!"

Rolled 12 (1d12)

Throw hat at him! Parry with cape!

>>44990493
YES!

>>44990493

This guy just got interesting. He has revealed his hidden mastery of Improvised Weapons. The Katana is just an heirloom.

>>44990363
That's pretty cute.

>>44990493
We're facing away from the camera while our hat's off, right?

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"Any last words?"

"Just one-"

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"Duck."

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"Wha-?"

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"H-ya!"

SPRAK

"Aaaargh!"

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"A nice trick, but not enough. Time to-"

[cape flapping noise]

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"-urk-"

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"How... how did..."

"Like I said-"

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[breeze picks up]

[cape flapping noise]

"I only needed to block your spear one more time."

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SHPLUURCH

>>44991424
>"Pssshh... Nothin' personal, kiddo."

>>44991424

Let1s interrogate white ninja!

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[katana sheathing noise]

"Hmph."

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"Here, I have your hat... that was incredible! I've never seen anything like-"

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"-oh! You're hurt!"

"It's nothing. I'll be fine."

"At least rest a bit!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>44991775
>Lady tears off a bit of her red kimono to bind the wound

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>44991809
dis

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>44991775
>>44991809
Oh yeah, forgot to roll!

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>You will never have enough time to read through all of the instalments in all of the different series of LegoQuest

Feels bad man. I haven't properly been following since Apprentice Quest picked back up and we made friends with the medieval Benson, the crow girl, the frogs and got in shit with all those witches.

>>44991860
How busy are you, image-limit-hunter?

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"Does this hurt?"

"No, it feels much better already."

"Liar! I haven't even done anything!"

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"How is it?"

"Very good, thank you. Come on, we should keep moving."

"What? But you need rest!"

What will you do?

>Rest a bit
>Keep going
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>44992333
Build raft out of door and tree

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>44992333
Rest in the treetops, or in the house-thing

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>44992333

Rest a bit

This is that time were she binds our wounds and sexual tension fills the air

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"Wait, where are you going?"

"Well-"

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"-we need to cross the river, don't we?"

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[singing]

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"Finished at last! And just in time, it's starting to get late. Miku, are you-"

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"-eh?"

[woman singing]

>>44993215

AHA!

I knew the sexual tension was coming!

>>44993215
Uh oh.

Better put that kimono somewhere safe so it doesn't get stolen.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

Give her the B.

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[singing abruptly stops]

"Oh!"

>>44993259
...
SHOUNEN PROTAG POWER ACTIVATE!

>>44993273

clever arm location!

>>44993273
Lookit this QT

How powerful is your katana, OP? Sharp and sturdy enough to cut cleanly through the armor of a battle tank? Folded a million times?

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>44993273

The warrior is unaffected. He likes dudes.

Stare her straight in the eye and tell her to hurry up, politely.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>44993390

tfw you confirm he's straight af

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>44993273

Quickly cover our eyes and our groin.

>>44993259
>>44993390
>>44993409
spaghetti inbound

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"I'm sorry- I thought you were still-"

"That's alright. I didn't mean to look."

PRAISE TEH LAWD I MANAGED TO CATCH A LEGO QUEST

>>44993462
She's pretty with her hair like the Ring girl

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"It will be dusk soon. I thought we should leave, but perhaps..."

>Rest here
>Ford the river
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44993613
>Rest here

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>44993613
Rest for a while, maybe try fishing.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>44993613
>Rest here

Can we finally have her tend or wounds while her face gets very close to ours and we lock our eyes for a moment before she retreats blushing?

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>44993613
>Is that guy gonna be okay?

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>44993613
Rest, eat, and maintain cape and sword.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>44993613

Ask her about her past

>>44993805
We're gonna get a wikipedia post on that one...

Rolled 8 (1d12)

Go check on the unconscious white ninja.

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"At least let me check your dressing!"

"It hasn't come loose."

"Let me take a look anyway. Here, sit down."

"You're very good at this."

"Thank you."

"How did you come to be working in that inn?"

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"Me? Oh... well, my father was a scholar, and was paying for me to go to school, but he was killed."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"It was a long time ago. After that, I had to come home from school and work to help my mother and my younger sisters. It was only last year that I saved up enough to be able to afford to hire a tutor in Kyomomo."

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"I thought I would never be able to make it... until you arrived. I owe you a lot."

"Miku-"

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"I wanted to tell you... I wasn't upset that you saw me earlier..."

"Miku, you shouldn't talk like that. I told you - it's dangerous to get close to me. A lot of people want me dead."

"I told you, I'm not afraid-"

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"If I were you, I'd be terrified!"

OH SHIT

OH SHIT

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"Aaah!"

"You!"

"Thought you'd seen the last of me?"

"I had hoped so-"

"Come on, get up so I can kill you."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44994936
Tell him we're bandaging up from the previous fight still. He can grab some tea while he waits for us.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>44994936
Have her fight. You're wounded.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>44994936
Don't get up.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>44994936
Tell him to wait atleast.

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"Look, can't you see we're in the middle of something? You're going to have to wait at least until she's done bandaging my leg-"

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"Stop hiding behind that girl! No more excuses, no more running! Furious Autumn Wind! Heee-yaaaah-!"

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SHIIIIIING

"Wha-"

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"This man is injured! I demand that you honor my request to fight in his place!"

"Miku, I don't think that's a good-"

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"Ahaha! This day is turning out to be quite delightful after all! Very well, girl, I accept your challenge!"

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>44995497
Is this where we roll? Are we gonna roll for her?

Because this seems to be the part where Miku flips out and shows off how much of a total ninja babe she is...

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"I should warn you, I'm not going to go easy on you! You're not the first pretty young girl I've killed!"

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"Is that so? In that case..."

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[cloth tearing sound]

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"I'll return the favor."

HYPE

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[sound of breeze]

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44996246

Get behind him and hit him with the doorraft as soon as he's distracted

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SHIIIING

"Aaah-whaa-? I-impossible! No one can deflect my Furious Autumn Wind!"

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"Come on, I thought you said I wasn't the first pretty young girl you've killed!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Miku does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>44996576
Miku uses her secret technique, available only to those within her bloodline.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>44996576
Rising uppercut cleave!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>44996613
Fuck, forgot to roll.

>>44996576
I'm gonna go with this one here...

>>44996613

Because she's the scion of some extinct ninja clan, obviously.

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"Very well! Enough flirting with death... time to meet him!"

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[indistinct murmuring]

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"W-what?!? The Light of Ten Thousand Suns!?! But that technique is known only by-"

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SCHLURK

"YAAAAGH!"

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"Aaaah... at last... death has found me..."

"Then why are you still talking?"

"Miku, how did you-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Miku do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>44997466
Loot the corpses. Maybe they have a sandwhich or a clue or a new pair of pants because the old ones are sooooo last season.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

Miku takes The Man with Red Pants and kisses him on the mouth.

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"Perhaps we can find something useful on one of our friends-"

"I have a better idea."

"Wha-"

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"Miku, I can't-"

>>44997775
>she covers the STOP sign when she finally makes her move

It's like poetry, it rhymes

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[kissing sounds]

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44998088
An old friend of TMWRP interrupts

>>44998109
WITH HIS SWORD!

>>44998109
Why do you keep rolling in the middle of sets?

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"Mmmm..."

>>44998371
cheeky

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"What's wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong. You're perfect. It's just that... I told you, I can't get involved with you. It's too dangerous for you to be near me as it is-"

Guys... I just realized something.

SHe's gonna try and KILL US!

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"Don't you want me?"

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"I've wanted you since I first saw you!"

"Then what?"

"I swore I wouldn't get involved..."

What will you do now?

>Get involved
>Don't get involved

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

Get involved. Get 8 inches of involved.

It's been a while since TMWRP has gotten some good head.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44998492
>Get involved

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>44998492
>>Get involved

Duh!

we don't want to piss of the ninja lady

>>44998492
I suspect she might be able to kill us. So it's probably better to do as she says.

That or it's all a ploy so she can claim our bounty.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>44998492

Disregard chastity
Acquire involvement!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

insert 2x2 plate inside of her

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"Mmmmm..."

"Mmmm..."

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[fabric dropping]

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>>44998846

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"On the other hand..."

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"...I do still owe you for this fine cape."

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"I still don't know your name-"

"It's better that way."

"Mmmph!"

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"Aaah!"

>>44999135
>abs

NICE

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"Are you going to-"

>>44999135
OP, do girls dig the whole "lego quest" thing?

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"YES!"

Rolled 9 (1d12)

Can I roll to have her deepthroat my stud?

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"That man in the skull mask..."

"Yes?"

"Who was he?"

"One of the three swordsmen."

"Three swordsmen?"

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"Yes, they are after the bounty on my head."

"What did you do?"

"They say I killed a very important person."

"Did you?"

"What do you think?"

"I think you would never kill someone unless you had to."

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"You said there were three swordsmen?"

"Yes. This was the second. The first one found me in the forest before I got to the inn."

"And the third?"

"I don't know what he looks like. They never left their enemies alive, and no one ever knew who they were."

"So it could be anyone?"

"Yes."

...

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44999761
slap her on the butt with the quickness

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>44999761
Have her deepthroat your thick plastic cock (to prove that she's loyal)

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>44999761
I roll to seduce. Make her fall so in love with me that she gives up her mission.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>44999761
It's not her is it? That'd be a shame.

SHES THE THIRD

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"I'm not worried, as long as I'm with you."

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"Oh, I don't think you'll have to worry about that for very much longer."

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"How long have you known?"

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"I've known since I walked in the door. The way you looked at me right away. You knew who I was."

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"Then there's no use pretending any more!"

[katana unsheathing noise]

SHIIIIING

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[panting noises]

"That man they say I killed-"

"What about him?"

"I didn't kill him."

"That doesn't matter to me. All that matters is the bounty on your head."

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SHIIIIING

"Aaah!"

"Miku-"

[heavy breathing]

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>45000489
Barrel into her and roll over to the stop sign, acquire shield.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>45000489
>>45000489
Breath of life severed cut!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>45000489
KISS HER

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>45000546
>>45000969
Evens for barrel, odds for kiss

Rolled 4 (1d12)

Put down your sword! You don't want to fight her!

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WHUK

"Aaah-"

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"Ungh-!"

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"What are you-"

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>44999761

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STAAANG

"Aaah! My sword!"

Don't kill her, she can be turned ;~;

The road is lonely, and we need help proving our innocence

>>44989691
Yo what is your choosing strategy? First post? Highest post? Lowest?

>>45001286
Oh, I had thought the Stop Sign was attached to like, a pole. I didn't know it was all one piece! Sorry.

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"What are you - MMMPH!"

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"Mmmmmm..."

Yes!

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[fabric dropping]

this quest is rather lewd

>>45001458
Yeah, LQ is something going on irl?

>>45001474
LQ was always rather lewd.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>45001474
It's not his fault we keep rolling well for being lewd.

>>45001426
How does LQ find the right sent of pieces to represent what is going on...

>>45001573
a happy childhood and a lot of plastic bags.

>>45001573
a decently sorted collection

>>45001601
i know this is you lq

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[meat sizzling]

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"I'm glad I was able to persuade you to stay with me."

"I'm happy too!"

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"That person you said you were looking for..."

"Eh?"

"The man with the dragon helmet."

"What about him?"

"Why are you looking for him?"

"He's the real killer."

"Do you think you'll find him in Kyomomo?"

>>45001819
Your photography has become top notch. This is great.

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"I think I might."

Night, LQ. When should we expect you next?

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Well that was an interesting series of turns of events! I didn't know who the third swordsman was gonna be until she busted out those moves, but I figured it would be fun!

Nothing special out here, but those high smooching rolls sometimes derail the action scenes...

>>45001977
I should be back next weekend, and if you thought this episode was too racy, you might want to make other plans. Until then, thanks for playing!

If you want to read some other episodes, suptg has most of them archived along with all the pictures:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has articles on just about every character. Not these characters, but other ones.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode goes live or resumes:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight everybody!

>>45002117
Thanks for running LQ.

>>45002117
>if you thought this episode was too racy, you might want to make other plans.

Oh dear.

>>45002117
So the 2nd swordsman will come back from Jigoku, right?

>>45002271
considering his intestines are currently adorning a nearby tree in an eerily festive manner I doubt it.

>>45002117
>I should be back next weekend, and if you thought this episode was too racy, you might want to make other plans. Until then, thanks for playing!
Sounds great! Thanks for running and see you next weekend! LegoQuest always makes my week, every time.

>>45001474
He got/lost gf recently.

>>45005626
Nah, just the consequence of
>>44992562
>>44997532
>>44998757
>>45000969

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>>45006475

Yea I'm pretty sure the magical realm stuff just rolled well this time and he's into it. I mean, the other ones tend to have a quick sexytime but rarely this uh.. detailed. Spaceman was always really bad at romance and would freeze up whenever he wanted to kiss a girl. Endman was smoother. The wanderer banged some nasty chicks tho. I think it just depends.

But sometimes Lego Quest gets a little railroady and I definitely felt like this was one of those times. He just really wanted to make barbie and ken smush their crotches together.

Who knows man

>>45008873
There was a James Bond-type Quest a bit ago that had an even longer, more intricate sex scene than this thread.

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Toasting in epic bread.

>>45011335
>>45008873
and lets not forget this thread
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42048762/

>>45014039
>so raunchy it needs an off-site link

>>45012782

I love seeing open-source Lego games

>>45008873
Honestly, when that 11 >>44992562 got rolled I was going to keep it low-key and maybe have some smoldering looks or something, but then I decided to just go whole hog.

Besides, I've seen the shit they do on HBO.

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If only I had the time to find a camera and lighting station that took nice, crisp photos.

Instead I have this shitty tablet camera that doesn't have focus options or brigness settings.

>>45020574

Just buy an ok point and shoot. You don't need a digital slr. Just get a sony cybershot used for like 50$.

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>>45020613
This guy knows what's up. This thing's seen me through almost six years of games.

Well, not this exact one, because the first one broke from too many drops, but this identical model is working out well even if the face fell out

holy autism

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>>45020574

There's some advice in this tutorial that might help too. You don't need a lightbox, but the camera settings might be useful.

>>45021417
>use a low ISO
I use 80 for this game.

Great work as always, thanks for running!