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>>45090969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asyO6tonbLQ

You do a little stretch as you exit the Gravity Chamber, grabbing a towel to wipe away some sweat. You grab your Scouter to check on your Power Level. Reading comes in at... 28,000. After a quick shower you go to the kids, the two of them playing tag with Pantea... who's cheating just a bit by flying out of reach.

"Nuh faih!" Peppa protests, stomping at the ground a little as Pantea lands a good several meters away from her.

"She's right, sport. Stay on the ground with them if you want to play nice." Yamcha tells his daughter critically. Noticing you walk in, he gives a friendly laugh. "Hey Maple. Finally done with that last round of training?"

"Yep. Looks like Baseball hasn't been keeping you down, either." you respond with a cheeky grin. Yamcha has been keeping up pretty well. "We should be ready for just about-"

You both jolt your heads upwards. Five Ki signatures coming your way, four of them fairly powerful. One of them especially powerful... stronger than you. One of them... not.

>A. Kids, time to go see Grandpa Roshi
>B. Ask Bulma if she minds if the kids stay here for a while
>C. Contact everyone who you can, time to meet the Saiyans
>D. Try to telepathically contact one of the arrivals, maybe see if you can find which one is Vegeta
>E. Something else?

>>45090989
>>A. Kids, time to go see Grandpa Roshi
>C. Contact everyone who you can, time to meet the Saiyans

Sup boss?

>>45090989
>B. Ask Bulma if she minds if the kids stay here for a while
>C. Contact everyone who you can, time to meet the Saiyans
>D. Try to telepathically contact one of the arrivals, maybe see if you can find which one is Vegeta
Ask them to set down in Wasteland #12424. We'll meet them there.

>>45090989
>A. Kids, time to go see Grandpa Roshi
>C. Contact everyone who you can, time to meet the Saiyans

>>45090989
>A
>C

>Goku is stronger than us by almost 20,000

Le sigh.

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>>45090989
Well, this is it... first thing's first. "Gohan, Peppa, you two are gonna go see Grandpa Roshi for a while, okay? Mommy's got something to do."

"Aaawwww..." the two of them mumble out, Pantea frowning but catching on to the fact that something big is going down.

You walk over to pick them up, then turn to your friend. "Yamcha-"

"I'm going too." he says with assurance. "Sport, you behave yourself."

"Yes dad..." the purple-haired girl responds seriously, running off.

Hoo boy. Okay. You telepathically contact everyone you can and let them know about the Saiyans arriving, and most have sensed it already. Good. Next... well, might be worth a shot. You try to get into contact with one of the arrivals. Let's see if... aha, got someone!

'Daddy's going to be so pleased!'

Wait, what? It's... some kid? Okay obviously not Vegeta, unless there are some things you've gotten wrong about the Saiyan. Let's see...

'The sooner we kill everyone the better. Then I can get off this planet and take some time away from all this relentless irritation. No more Cui, no more Onio, no more brat. Tch. To think we came all this way because of some stupid Tuf-'

'Heeeey Vegeta!'

Huh. So you can hear people scream via telepathy. Weren't expecting it to be so... loud. You inform him that Earth's fighters are gathering to meet him, something he finds amusing. Reminding him of the coordinates on Earth for the encounter, you and Yamcha head off.

You meet up with Raditz and Piccolo, arriving at the wasteland just before Vegeta's group arrives. Raditz seems... troubled. "You probably sensed it too. Their fifth fighter is stronger than even Vegeta." He takes a deep breath. "I finally figured out who he is. That... is Freeza's son."

>A. What. WHAT.
>B. This... complicates things. Do you have a plan?
>C. What can you tell us about the boy?
>D. Something else?

>>45091663
Thats XCOM baby!

>>45091677
>>B. This... complicates things. Do you have a plan?
>>C. What can you tell us about the boy?
Can he transform?

>>45091678
FUCKING THINMAN I HAD MY NIGGER ON OVERWATCH HOW CAN YOU JUST CRIT HIM OUT OF FULL COVER I WILL REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND STRANGLE YOU!

>>45091012
Doing good. Schedule's gotten less busy finally.

>>45091663
Good news: everyone can catch up. 100x Gravity.

>>45091677
>B. This... complicates things. Do you have a plan?
>C. What can you tell us about the boy?

He sends his own son to fight us? He didn't even sound that old.

>>45091663

If Goku wasn't stronger than Maple and didn't have the SSJ transformation, he'd pretty much have no real edge over anyone else. Goku's only in the running because of his immense strength combined with his martial arts autism.

>>45091677
>B. This... complicates things. Do you have a plan?
>C. What can you tell us about the boy?

Ah shit niggas

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>>45091677
Ugh... well this is just great. Yamcha tilts his head at Raditz. "Did Freeza really send his own kid to fight us? He doesn't even sound that old."

"Freeza would do no such thing, as far as I know. Kuriza is probably here on his own." Raditz says with a frown. "Probably pressured Vegeta into taking him along. Heh."

You scratch the top of your head. "This complicates things... anything you can tell us about him, Raditz? Any skills, like if he can transform, or...?"

The Saiyan shrugs. "He's never been one for the public spotlight. He's just a kid, after all. If Freeza can transform, though, good chance he can too. Maybe you can distract him with something..."

A good distance away you finally spot the pods coming in, the five of them landing with a mighty crash. Your brother and Chi-chi arrive just in time. Well... here it goes.

>A. Let's go and greet these visitors, shall we? Universal greeting, brobro!
>B. Wait for them to come here, talk with someone (who?)
>C. Something else?

>>45091677
Sheeit.

Welp, buckle down lads. At least it's damn near guaranteed that the kid is a spoiled brat who never trained a day in his life, so there'll be more holes in his combat style than there are bugs in a Ubisoft game.

Who's rallying for the Saiyan event?

I know Maple and Yamcha are.

Is Tien still occupied defending Mifan from RoboJojo?

Also, are Towa and Gero going to make a move on the Dragonballs while everyone's distracted by something or other?

Might make a decent plot point in going to namek if someone dies to STEEL BEAMS and the dragonballs are on cooldown because Towa wanted to wish for the ultimate vibrator or something.

>>45092335
>A

>>45092335
>>A. Let's go and greet these visitors, shall we? Universal greeting, brobro!
Posing time!

>>45092335
Universal greeting.

Might as well ask our enemy how their last month has been, what aspirations they have in life, any cool martial arts techniques they know, and whether they'd like to fuck off before someone kills someone.

>>45092335
>A. Let's go and greet these visitors, shall we? Universal greeting, brobro!

>>45092335
>A.
Did someone remind you of the greeting on twitter, or did you remember all along?

>>45092443
I've never really forgotten, but glad others remembered it.

>>45092460
Inb4 Nappa says that's what a lot of the Tuffles used to say before he would crush them under his boot

>>45092335
>A. Let's go and greet these visitors, shall we? Universal greeting, brobro!

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>>45092335
You stretch your arms a little, a dorky grin across your face. "WELP! We have five new guests arriving at our doorstep, the least we could do is give them a pleasant welcome. Brobro, how about the Universal Greeting?"

He and Chi-chi laugh as they recall it. "It's only proper, sis."

The five of you head towards the new aliens, spotting... a short, spiky-haired one that is so clearly Vegeta it's almost funny, a tall, muscular one that's probably Nappa, a very round one that you can guess is Onio, a purple catfish-looking fellow that might be Cui, and... yeah. That's definitely Freeza's son. Scouter tells you that... huh. Power Levels are 25,000, 7,000, 1050, 25,000 again, and... 300,000.

As Nappa seems to be putting some seeds in the ground, Vegeta can be seen talking with Freeza's kid, barely containing what seems to be a well of rage. "Prince Kuriza just... look, Onio can take you to find some food later! We're about to have a-"

You land a short distance away, aaaaand... " Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong. Greetings, Prince of Saiyans, Prince... Kuriza, was it, and cohorts. I am Maple Son-Mahogany, Earth's Martial Arts Champion, the girl faster than lightning, last hope of a dying race, standing for Truth, Justice, and the Planet Plant way!" POSE! Heh. Perfect.

The purple alien raises an eyebrow. "The inhabitants of this planet aren't quite as barbaric as they appear. No matter, the planet will catch a decent enough price."

(cont.)

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>>45093003
Vegeta crosses his arms and smiles menacingly. "We can worry about real estate later. First, we have a traitor and the last couple Tuffle vermin to take care of. Tell me Raditz, did you really believe this would accomplish anything? And where is the other Saiyan, the brother you were sent to collect?"

Gods, look at this punk. Might as well tell him. "My husband is currently occupied with a more pressing matter. So Vegeta, mind if I call you Veggie-?"

"Your continued existence will come to an end much sooner if- wait. Husband? You..." Vegeta's face gains an expression of pure disgust barely holding back what seems like months of pent up rage. Nappa looks like he's about to throw up, as does Onio. Cui finds the revelation absolutely hilarious, as the kid grumpily tries to ask Vegeta about food again. "YOU..."

"But I'm hungry noooow!" Kuriza whines.

"ONIO TAKE THE BOY AWAY FOR FOOD." Vegeta barks at the portly Saiyan.

"Y-yes Prince Vegeta, whatever you say!" he replies as he sort of... waddles off with the kid.

Kuriza looks back, oblivious to the furious look Vegeta is giving him. "Nice meeting you Miss Tuffle! I'll conquer your world after I get something to eat!"

>A. Hey wait a minute, get back here!
>B. Eh, leave them, focus on the real threats.
>C. Say, what were those seeds for, Nappa?
>D. Something else?

>>45093049
>B. Eh, leave them, focus on the real threats.
>C. Say, what were those seeds for, Nappa?

>>45093049
>B. Might I recommend getting a Monte Cristo?
>C. Say, what were those seeds for, Nappa?

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>>45093049
>B. Eh, leave them, focus on the real threats.
"Not to be rude, but at your height, are you sure you're not part Tuffle?"

>>45093049
>D Kuriza, you're going to pay for your food right? Can't allow theft after all.

>>45093159
Chuckles is firing the first salvo. You know if that is said any chance of having a decent relationship with Geets is very minimal right. I don't really care either way, just pointing it out.

>>45093049
>B. Eh, leave them, focus on the real threats.
>C. Say, what were those seeds for, Nappa?

>>45093049
>>45093159
>Kinda like the Black Dwarf calling the Black Hole, well, you know.

>>45093159
I support this.


I've also been awake for far too long so I'd better sleep. Bye thread

>>45093049
>B. Eh, leave them, focus on the real threats.
>>45093159
>"Not to be rude, but at your height, are you sure you're not part Tuffle?"

>>45093049
>B. Eh, leave them, focus on the real threats.
>C. Say, what were those seeds for, Nappa?

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>>45093159

Kaaatooooo

I ran my first quest!

It was...okay!

I understand so much now!

Technically it's still up. May run again tomorrow.

Need to get a nice schedule like you going...

>>45093561
Are we a sword in it?

Rolled 4, 5, 16, 5, 4 = 34 (5d20)

>>45093561
Cool.

Also...

Rolled 17, 7, 14, 7, 7 = 52 (5d20)

>>45093601
Good, good...

>>45093601
I like that roll for its symmetry
Very satisfactory

>>45093618
All right, writing...

>>45093586
Nah. Swords are involved tho.

Since your the former Lord Zedd your main weapon is still the Z-Staff.

>>45093645
Polearms > Swords.

Is Namekian quest any good?
Is Som's writing any less glacially slow and less shit

>>45093645
Didn't Zedd and Rita go dancing off into the sunset after they both turned good?

>>45093677
Well, this time we don't have to worry about his romantic writing.

>>45093699
Rita went off to become the Mystic Mother.

Zedd according to the game Super Legends became an archaeologist.


I'm done advertising now. Sorry Mama! It's a dick move!

>>45093677

He still doesn't like head on attacks.

I'm not mad though it makes perfect sense.

If you attack head on your head is a target. That's why you should always attack head-off.

That's the reason Majin Buu was so OP.

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>>45093049
"Make sure to pay for any! Especially you, Onio, you should know how! Oh, and if I might make a recommendation, try the Monte Cristo! It's REALLY good!" you shout to the son of a Space Emperor Dictator Landshark and a round Saiyan. Gods your life is strange.

"HEY!" Vegeta barks. "Your real opponents are HERE."

Raditz steps forward, letting his Ki rise up to maximum. "We've been preparing for you, Vegeta. You and whatever you drag along. I will not be your underling any longer!"

Nappa places his hands on his hips. "Hah, tough talk coming from a weakling like... like..." his eyes widen as he checks his Scouter. "...well. This might be interesting after all."

Yamcha and Chi-chi visibly guard themselves, not into fighting stances just yet, but ready to defend in case one of them tries the first blow. "More than you know. This is our home, and nobody's going to wreck it on our watch." Yamcha declares.

You notice the little seeds seem to already be sprouting. "Say, Nappa, what did you plant in the ground?"

The large Saiyan smirks menacingly. "Saibamen. Creatures as strong as Raditz used to be. They'll be your first opponents."

Oh great. The tiny green creatures bolt out of the earth and... are immediately knocked down by Chi-chi and Yamcha, your sister-in-law taking out one of them instantly as Yamcha knocks down most of the others. The remaining one stares in utter shock... long enough for Piccolo to fire a Ki blast at it and destroy it.

"...that wasn't supposed to happen." Nappa grumbles angrily, Raditz approaching him, eyes locked.

(cont.)

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>>45094025
"Well, the Earthlings have some initiative. Good to see. I don't want this fight to become a bore." Vegeta laughs out, Cui standing next to him with an unimpressed frown. "Tell me, Earthlings, Tuffles, and... ah, a Namekian too. Are you ready to face death?"

Gods he really thinks he looks cool like that. You know... "Say, Vegeta, I recall something about your father. It was always strange to me how ghost-dad put it." That catches his curiosity. "Well... King Vegeta was exceptionally smart for a Saiyan. 'As smart as a Tuffle.' And, well... looking at you now, you're pretty short, even for a Saiyan. You sure that like, your grandma or something isn't part-"

His eyes become like saucers filled with relentless fury with a pinch of revulsion. Vegeta grits his teeth. "Don't. You. DARE."

You dare. "...Tuffle?"

A roar fills the whole area as Vegeta's bluish aura visibly erupts around him... Cui falling over and laughing his ass off, picking himself up and looking at you with a genuinely friendly smile. "Oh wow, you know what kid? I needed that. Looks like the Prince's pride can't take that one."

Vegeta keeps roaring in rage, your brother nudging you in the shoulder. "Uh, sis? Low blow. Come on."

You smirk at him. "Worth it."

>A. Power up, match Vegeta, and see if that draws his attention
>B. Just let him scream for a while, talk with Nappa or Cui
>C. Check if anyone else is coming
>D. Something else?

>>45094055
>B. Just let him scream for a while, talk with Nappa or Cui
>C. Check if anyone else is coming

It amusing to me to keep chatting while Vegeta is freaking out.

>>45094055
>Did anyone ever tell you have an anger problem?
>You should try meditation sometime.

>"Hey Nappa, you know we've got things like that here on Earth. We call'em Biomen tho."

>>45094055
>B. Just let him scream for a while, talk with Nappa or Cui

Ask Cui why he's here. Vegeta and Nappa have a reason to be here, but why is he tagging along?

>C. Check if anyone else is coming

>>45094055
>C. Check if anyone else is coming

Are there any more space lizards out there, maybe an uncle to the one we just met, might have a drinking problem?

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>>45094246
TINY ARCTUUUUS!

>>45094055

Vegeta's never going to forgive us for that, is he?

>B. So, what brings you to our humble planet, Cui? Just babysitting the prince?

Leave which one we're talking about ambiguous. Or not.

I didn't really wanna taunt him that bad, but hey, if we're gonna talk shit, we might as well go all the way, right? Can't lose the initiative.

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Little known facts:
The Tournament Announcer used to be a pornstar

>>45094280
Tomorrow

>>45094405
It was a one-time fling, we swear!

>>45094405
So did we get any zeni from that?

>>45094055
>D. Eh, not like it was low for us. Or him.
>B. Just let him scream for a while, talk with Nappa or Cui
>"So, you wanna fight one on one, or all at once?"

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>>45094055
You sense to see if anyone else is coming. Looks like... Launch is headed your way. Nice. Eh, might as well talk a bit while Vegeta's busy taking in that thought. "You know Nappa, we had things like those on Earth a while back. Scientist modified them, made them smarter, and called them 'Biomen.'"

"That's a stupid name." he complains, Raditz chuckling a bit.

You keep your attention away from Vegeta, who seems to somehow be screaming even louder, Yamcha, backing up a bit and rubbing his ear. Might as well make the most of this. "And you, Cui, right? What brings you here with them? I know why Nappa and Vegeta are here, but are you just babysitting the prince, or...?"

The purple alien responds in a cordial tone, "Lord Freeza has grown wary of the potential for another Saiyan to turn traitor. I had to babysit the prince over there to make sure he didn't try anything funny. Of course, then we picked up that weakling Onio, and somehow Prince Kuriza ended up sneaking his way onto the mission by hijacking a spare Space Pod. But... the biggest reason we're here is that we've had reports of Galactic Patrol members in the vicinity. And strange surges in power coming from this planet detected on our long-range scans." He gives a more serious though still friendly look. "I suspect your group is responsible for those, and that you are somehow in allegiance with the Galactic Patrol. Plus, well, we still are scheduled to sell this planet. Very rich in resources, isn't it?"

(cont.)

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>>45094871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95hzQGiKiEg

Vegeta finally calms down... enough to let out a hateful declaration directed at you. "You've confirmed it, Tuffle. You are the bane of my existence. Kakarot, Raditz, forcing me to drag along that purple bastard-"

Cui takes offense to that... oddly. "We can't be bastards, we reprodu-"

"SHUT UP, I KNOW. And then that pathetic waste of a Saiyan ends up with us and SOMEHOW, Freeza's damn SON manages to force his way onto this humiliation train, and what do I get when I arrive? A TUFFLE IMPLYING I AM IN ANY WAY DESCENDED FROM THE PUTRID PAIRING OF HER WEAKLING RACE AND MY OWN. You... I have marked you for DEATH, Tuffle! You and everyone you hold dear! I will enjoy watching the life fade from your eyes as despair overtakes you! I AM VEGETA, PRINCE OF SAIYANS, AND I WILL FINISH WHAT MY FOOL OF A FATHER COULDN'T AND WIPE YOUR RACE FROM EXISTENCE!"

Your Scouter tells you... Vegeta's gotten stronger just from that boost of rage alone. 30,000. Nappa and Raditz face each other down. Cui shrugs and steps forward, Piccolo walking over to meet him... when a familiar voice calls to you all.

"Hmnh. So the insects have finally met with the monkey prince."

"MAGIL!" Acer and Chi-chi shout, facing him, Yamcha standing with them.

>A. They have him three to one, take your stance and face Vegeta
>B. Shit, can't let Magil ruin your battle, gotta get him out of here
>C. Speech! (Write in)
>D. Something else?

>>45094893
This dumbass again?
>B. Shit, can't let Magil ruin your battle, gotta get him out of here
"Hold on guys I'll be with you in a few minutes. Unless you want to help pummel this guy with us, be my guest."

>>45094893
>>D. Something else?
OH COME ON!!!

>>45094893
>>D. Something else?
"Hey Magil, I'll make you dinner if you beat this guy up."

>>45094893
>A. They have him three to one, take your stance and face Vegeta
"Counting on you guys, brobro, Chi-chi, Yamcha. Kick his ass."

>>45094893
>A. They have him three to one, take your stance and face Vegeta

>>45094893
adding
>A. They have him three to one, take your stance and face Vegeta
to
>>45094966

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>>45094893
>D. Something else?
"Hey buddy! What's up? Come to cheer us on?" Just act super casual to him.

why aren't you wearing the cloak I made you?

>>45095081
Remove Magil.

>>45094893
>>A. They have him three to one, take your stance and face Vegeta

Call upon the powers of drunken lizards and channel our strength!

>>45094893
>C. So, one on one, or all at once?

>>45094893

>B. Magil, now's not a good time. We're trying to do a thing here.

>>45095081

...actually, I like this too.

You know what, let's *ignore* Vegeta to piss him off even more. Well, until he actually tries to take a shot, that is.

...Also,

>C. You know, if you Saiyans hadn't tried to wipe us out in the first place, you wouldn't be having this problem right now. So really, you've got nobody to blame but yourselves here.

>>45095178
Then we stop his attack and stare at him.

>I WAS TALKING! Does Veggie Jr need a spanking?

>>45094893
>D. Actually, the people here have ways of powering and constructing stuff with eco-friendly methods that don't require much of resources. Has the rest of the galaxy not caught up yet?

>>45095283

Nice, respond to Cui like Veggie's not even there.

>>45095224
I'm not sure we can pull this off. It'd be better if we just keep pissing him off and get him to lose his cool and make dumb mistakes.

>Make Vegeta the enemy who hates us the most.
>Get along quite nicely with Cui.

You know I should have saw that coming, but for some reason I didn't

>>45095420
Can friendship bloom on the battlefield?

>>45095420

I mean, I still wanna be friends with Vegeta, but...

...I mean, it's gonna be really tricky to pull off now.

>>45095465
Try near impossible, unless we bond killing Freeza or something.

>>45095465
The only friend Vegeta has is Goku kinda.

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>>45094893
"Heeeey buddy, come to cheer us on?" Magil glares at you, then at Acer. Gods, does he have to? Right now? You know what, forget him. You have a crazed monkey prince to SMASH. "Brobro, Chi-chi, Yamcha, you got this, right? I'll face Vegeta."

"Sure thing, sis." Acer responds, bringing out his sword via Capsule, Chi-chi and Yamcha readying themselves next to him.

You next focus on the purple alien. "Actually, the people here have ways of powering and constructing stuff with eco-friendly methods that don't require much of resources. Has the rest of the galaxy not caught up yet?"

"I assure you, Lord Freeza's empire is far more advanced than this backwater world." Cui laughs, then glances at Magil. "And I don't know who you are, but if you have a bone to pick with these Earthlings, feel free. Though, looks like the Namekian has a death wish. Come on slug man, are you sure it's wise?"

"You'd be surprised." Piccolo responds confidently. "I've been itching for a good fight for quite a while."

"I'm going to enjoy beating your face into the dirt, traitor." Nappa tells Raditz with a grin full of malice.

Raditz takes a stance... similar to Goku's. Heh. "And I'm going to enjoy breaking your pride, Nappa. I'm a weakling no longer."

You do the same and bring your attention back to Vegeta. "I'm about to make your day even worse, monkey prince."

"Everything will be instantly better the second your life is extinguished." Vegeta says... almost maniacally.

This is it.

>A. Full offense, show him how strong you really are!
>B. Defense, make him show you what he's got
>C. Energy attack!
>D. Taunt him some more, keep him off-guard!
>E. Something else?

>>45095642
>>A. Full offense, show him how strong you really are!

>>45095642
>"I'm going to enjoy beating your face into the dirt, traitor."
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nztq9cAo0d1qmmsq4.mp4

>>45095642
"Nine minutes, eighteen seconds. That's all the time I need to beat you."

>SAMMA VACA!

I kinda wanna see how this effects him right off the bat.

>>45095642
>>A. Full offense, show him how strong you really are!

>>45095642
>C. Energy attack!
Lightning Spirit Bits

>A. Full offense, show him how strong you really are!

>>45095642
>>A. Full offense, show him how strong you really are!

>>45095642
>>B. Defense, make him show you what he's got
>>D. Taunt him some more, keep him off-guard!
"You know, you really do appear to have some Tuffle blood. I mean, have you ever looked hard at your jawline. Totally a Tuffle thing right there. And I mean, the height...you are totally a Tuffle. Should I call you cousin?"

>>45095770
gettin desperate there

>>45095642

>D. Yeah, suuuure. As soon as I'm gone, you won't have to worry about Cui, Kuriza, the Planet Trade Organization... Frieza... As soon as you're done here, you can go back to... whatever it was you were doing. What was that, by the way?

>>45095770
Beat that dead horse.

>>45095770
>Calling Vegeta Cuzcuz

I'm down.

>>45095642
>A. Full offense, show him how strong you really are!

>>45095642
>D. If you rely on things like Power Levels instead of technique, this is going to be boring. Here's hoping my months of training haven't been for naught.

>>45095642
>D. Nah, then you'd have my husband coming after you all golden to avenge me. It's really just best that you go.

Roll me 1d20, best of five, DC 14.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45095917

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45095917
Rollin'

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45095917
rolling

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>45095917

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45095917
dszrg

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>45095917

Time for some monkey business!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45095917

>>45095977
H'oh thank Liam that's the sixth roll.

>>45095642
>E. Fight him in a jungle, abuse his reliance on scouters to find you, hide behind trees and whatnot.

>>45095994
Where did the whole Liam thing come from?

>>45095977

...Oh wow I am *so* glad I was #6 there

>>45095994
I know, right?

>>45095956
You did it Anon! Nice shot!

>>45095934
>>45095947
>>45095956
>>45095961
>>45095974
Close one.

>>45095977
Very close.

Writing...

>>45096028
We fed the Dice Gods to a goat. He has an arch-sis sheep named Woolie.

>>45096062
>arch-nemesis

>>45096028
We sacrificed the gods to a goat and named him Liam.

Because Billy is short for William but Liam is a cooler name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNRhiLwLkWs&index=58&list=PL02FDCF1B22AAE32D

I always loved this theme when fighting Veggie. Probably my second favorite after Challengers.

Gero should make the Genesis Unit and send them after us.

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>>45096292
>Genesis Unit
We could beat them up and have Trip reform them!

>>45096343
Or Bulma.

>>45096411
Why is Trip even here when she's already the expy?

>>45096525
I thought Krillin was the Tripitaka expy?

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>>45095642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZZeOh2DL7M

The two of you bolt at each other at top speed, Vegeta's blinding rage at least giving him a small edge in strength. More than you were expecting as he barely misses your jaw, leg attempting to strike you in the gut as you manage to catch it just in time. You dash back and avoid a crater-causing punch as Vegeta slams his fist into the ground, barely avoiding your leg. "Say you do win this, kill me and try to conquer the Earth. It won't help anyone, Vegeta, least of all you! You'll be stuck with Cui, Onio, Kuriza on the way back, stuck being Freeza's attack dog."

"You know NOTHING of my life, Tuffle!" Vegeta howls, grappling onto your arm and throwing you into a cliff. You manage to soften the blow quickly, avoiding Vegeta's elbow and managing to return a strike into his gut.

You quickly bolt away after kicking Vegeta to the ground. "I hope you've gotten some tricks up your sleeves. I don't want to be stuck fighting someone who has to rely on a Scouter to tell where his opponent is." You move our of the mountainous wasteland into a bordering forested area, Vegeta growling loudly as her pursues you.

The two of you dodge in around trees... well, you mostly do. Vegeta seems content with just breaking through the trees and even tries to throw one at you. After it's clear you've got a bit of an advantage there, he decides to just... start razing the whole place. You quickly deflect a few of his Ki blasts upwards and bolt back at the Saiyan, grabbing him by the leg and tossing him into the sky, very quickly bolting upwards and managing to meet him, axe-kicking the alien into the ground.

"Tch... hiding your Power Level?! You think you're being cute, you Tuffle sow?!" He moves back to the wasteland area, firing Ki blasts at you.

>A. Keep it up, you've got an advantage in skill
>B. Balance it out a bit
>C. Defense, be on guard
>D. Energy attack!
>E. Something else?

>>45096595
You overuse Challengers.

>>45096595
>E. Something else?

Clothes-beam his eyes, then lay into him with a machinegun punch combo.

>>45096595
>B. Balance it out a bit
Let him burn his energy doing those ki blasts then go on the offensive.

>>45096595
>E. I'm just trying to make this interesting, you Saiyan poopybrain.
>C. Defense, be on guard

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>>45096595
"Maple. My name is Maple. Say it with me now. 'May-pull.' Can you do that Vegeta?"
>Batter up!

>E. Something else?
Ki Sword and use it like a base ball bat to send all the ki attack at him.

Call it 'Grand Ka-blam Slam'. Based around our Ka-blam slicer and the ki sword.

Sword move based around base ball tactics inspired by Yamcha.

>Go Taitans!

>>45096595
>B. Balance it out a bit

>>45096595
>E. Hey, should I get my sword out? You might get your tail cut off, so I'd understand if you'd be afraid.

>>45096595

>E. Oh, I *know* I'm cute!

>>45096675

Seconding this. A bowl is most useful when it's empty.

>>45096668
This is the first time it's been used, I think.

>>45096595
>E. Bitch, I'm adorable!
>D. Energy attack!
Geist Magnum into a Spirit Bit behind him.

>>45096870
It was used a lot in the tournament.

>>45096595
Thank him for calling us cute, but we're happily married.

>>45096668
Sorry.

Anyway, 1d20, best of five, DC 13.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45097116

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45097116

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45097116

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45097116
sure i'll try

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>>45097134
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>>45097301
Right on the money.

Writing...

Why aren't we going Raio Ken and fucking his shit up?

We should probably make this quick. We still gotta go deal with Kuriza.

>>45097411
Cuz it'll put me to Raio Sleep

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>>45097411

So what's the modifier when we go "full power"

x10 to our pl?
x5?

>>45097467
x20
Raio-ten combined with standard Kaio-ken.

>>45097411

Because he still has Oozaru.

>>45097433
Kaguya go home.

>>45097543
Yeah but we're still fighting in base form.

We could fuck his shit up no prob right now.

Our full power pl is over 500k. Even in ozaru he's no where near that.

Can we clothes beam King Vegeta's outfit onto the Prince to mess with him?

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>>45096595
"Hah, I'm flattered you think I'm cute, but I'm married." you tease. Oooh he doesn't take that one well. Vegeta starts firing volley after volley of Ki blasts at you, each one seeming like it has more energy put into it than the last. You skillfully use your superior reflexes and speed to dodge and deflect them, backing up a bit to let Vegeta wear himself out. Gods, gotta give him some credit, he seems to have tremendous reserves of strength. "Okay, my turn! Spirit Bits!"

You direct the spheres of energy at Vegeta, causing him to back away to try and avoid them, lining up perfectly for a shot from the Geist Magnum. You fire at him, hitting the Saiyan right in the chest and forcing him through a mountain. Vegeta screams defiantly at you, Ki rising again. "THAT'S IT. I DON'T CARE IF THE WHOLE PLANET GOES UP IN SMOKE, SO LONG AS YOU DIE WITH IT!" He pulls his hands back, charging up Ki for a beam.

>A. Match it, Kamehameha!
>B. Tank it, Samma Sankappa!
>C. Raio-Ten! Try and use that boosted strength to deflect it!
>D. Stun him!
>E. Something else?

>>45097919
>>A. Match it, Kamehameha!

>>45097919
>A. Match it, Kamehameha!
>D. Stun him!
Before we Kamehameha, pop one Lightning Spirit Bit out.

While we are beam clashing, have that Spirit Bit work its way around behind Vegeta and zap him a stun.

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>>45097902
No, but we can clothes beam the Angel Leotard on ourself.

>>45097919
>A. Match it, Denjin Kamehameha!

>>45097919
>B. tank it

>>45097919
>E. Use our leftover spirit bits to make a gate, Denjin Kamehameha right through it.

>>45098032
THIS

>>45097919

I'll second this too: >>45098032

Though we gotta be careful not to kill him. A 20x kamehameha would easily overwhelm is Galick Gun.

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>>45097979
Actually, it doesn't look too bad.

>>45098108
Nah, let's just go ahead and end it.

1d20, DC 10, best of five!

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>>45098277
Easy-ish DC? We going to critfail

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45098277
HERE GOES... NOTHIIIIINNG

>>45098293
Well, he's definitely feeling this one. Maybe not for long, though.

>>45098296
See when I said critfail I meant crit actually.

Twice.

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>>45098277

Here we go!

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>>45098305

>>45098374
>>45098293
>>45098305

Liam Luck!

Something to watch while we wait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914l35gUEwc

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>>45098293
>>45098305
...

Welp. Writing...

>>45098450
goodnight sweet prince

Oh yeah, we told those patrolmen we'd try arresting them. Oh well!

>>45098450
fight over?

>>45098601
We've got a spare.

>>45098450
So how long did you plan out the fight for?

Did the prince have a big speech about Saiyans being better then Tuffles ready?

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>>45097919
https://youtu.be/s1C0YnOIO4Q

You pull your hands back. "You're not doing that, Vegeta!"

"TRY AND STOP ME, TUFFLE!" he roars, building up more and more Ki.

Well... he asked for it. You get the Spirit Bits to stun him for a moment, just long enough for you to get your strongest Kamehameha charged. "DENJIN... KAMEHAMEHAHAAA!"

Vegeta breaks out of the stun just long enough to furiously fire his attack, pouring everything he has into it... "GALICK GUN... FIIIRREEEE!" Oh no you don't, Veggie! You quickly make a Gate with the Spirit Bits to make sure you overpower his technique. Your attack connects, overwhelming the purple beam. "No... NOO... NOOOOOO. YOU... YOU'RE A TUFFLE! YOU CAN'T BE THIS STRONG! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

"YOU LOSE, VEGETA!"

Your beam overtakes him, blasting into the stratosphere. A moment later... you see the Saiyan fall to the ground, armor broken, tail sliced off from the sheer force of the blast, one of his legs clearly broken, and a hint of a twitch moving through his body. As you approach, you hear a weak voice call out... "A Tuffle... a Tuffle... beaten... by a Tuffle..." With some of the last remaining few ounces of strength, Vegeta lifts his head. "I... f-finish... finish it... don't d-drag this out..."

>A. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui
>B. Heal him just enough to keep him alive
>C. Heal him back to full
>D. Something else?

>>45099105
>>A. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui
>>B. Heal him just enough to keep him alive

>>45099105
>D. Something else?
Backing this from earlier >>45096757

Make Vegeta say our name. Then,

>B. Heal him just enough to keep him alive

>>45099105
>A. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui
>B. Heal him just enough to keep him alive

He's going to be SO pissed when he regains full consciousness.

... and gets a zenkai boost.

>>45099105
>>A. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui
>>B. Heal him just enough to keep him alive

>>45099105
>A. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui
>C. Heal him back to full
"All teasing aside, I have an idea that might make you feel better about all of this. Want to thrash Cui?"

>>45099151
Second!

>>45099156
Remind him of that! He'll see a why don't fuck with your healer.

>>45099105
>D. You beg for mercy? I had thought you Saiyans were better than to request anything as the loser.
>A. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui

>>45099105
"As one of the few survivors of both our races, why don't we officially bury the hatchet, finally end the war that outlived the planet it was fought over. Truce?"

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>>45098856
Complete honesty here, I was expecting the fight to last long enough to force Vegeta to go ape. But... double 20s. Time for plan B.

>>45099265
Is it possible to heal him back to full with his limbs set to where they're all fucked up and bent at the wrong angles?

>>45099265
Should we reattach his tail before it's too late and requires surgery or advanced healing magic?

>>45099317
Nope.

>>45099317
His tail's history.

>>45099301
Possibly? Seems out of character for Maple though.

>>45099347
Well, we need him to spend the rest of his life crippled if he's to be in prison.

>>45099105

>A. You're not getting out of this that easily.
>B. Heal him enough to keep him alive.

...I wonder, if we heal him to full for the sake of keeping the fight going, will he respect us for that?

Nah, I'm probably being dumb.

Almost just want to kill him to at least get a warriors death.

Dudes a cunt, but he had a hard life.

>>45099317

I vote we try to reattach his tail, at least.

>>45099372
Nah, he'll just hate us more. Besides, we just Zenkai'd the shit outta him.

>>45099409
I think we may have accidentally vaporized his tail though.

>>45099409
Tail is gone man.

>>45099409
Mite be other ways we could help him.

>>45099449
I don't even think we could find it unless we learned scrying without a crystal ball from Baba. Besides, why does he even deserve a tail? Do we wish for him to break out of prison?

>>45099449
>>45099461

We should double check. I mean, we wanted to beat him, sure, but I think Maple'd feel pretty bad about mutilating him if she didn't *have* to.

>>45099498

The Galactic Patrol isn't incompetent. (I hope.)

>>45099105
>C.
Zenkai!

>>45099546
Nah. He can live without his tail.

>>45099546
They can hold someone like Zarbon, and that's about it. Besides, he was going to blow up our planet, I'm sure he can deal with having lost a limb.

>>45099409
fuck that

>>45099636
L-lewd!

>>45099572

Sure. Live without it, around other Saiyans who still have theirs. Always reminded about what he lost. Doomed to be half a Saiyan forever.

It's not so bad when all the other Saiyans are doing it.

We already took more of his pride than canon Goku ever did. We can at *least* do this for him.

>>45099575

Even with zenkai, Zarbon>Vegeta at this point in time.

>>45099675
I don't care about him, he has done nothing that makes us think we should pin his tail back on him unless we literally use a pin.

>>45099703
Can we wrap a little pink bow on it and call him Eeyore?

>>45099675
Vegeta was 30000 when we took him down.
>After Vegeta gains a Zenkai (increasing his power to 30,000), Zarbon was outmatched by the Saiyan prince and was killed. Zarbon's Power Level is around 23,000 in his first form, as stated in Daizenshuu 7.

>>45099675
He is lucky to being allowed to live.

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>>45099720
I was going to call him "prison bitch," but that works too!

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>>45099720

...Okay, that made me laugh.

>>45099732
We're not executioners. Maple doesn't kill until she's pushed that far. Back away from that edge.

>>45099730
Okay, you've got a point. Assuming the power levels are the same, him keeping his tail would be too dangerous for the Galactic Patrol. Probably.

Besides, I'm clearly outvoted on this.

>>45099826
We kinda do kill a lot of things that try to conquer/destroy the world?

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>>45099105
You place your hands on your hips. "Maple. May-pull. Not 'Tuffle.' Maple."

He weakly grips the dirt in frustration. "Tch. You've robbed me... of my dignity... as a warrior. You've... removed my tail. If this is what it takes, then fine! END THIS, MAPLE! LET ME DIE WITH WHAT LITTLE PRIDE I HAVE LEFT!" He coughs blood onto the ground as he shouts at you.

You reach out your palm, and where he smiles expecting the sweet release of death, he coughs again as he feels his strength returning, ever so slightly. "No. You're not going to die here. You don't get to go out this way, Vegeta. You're going to the Galactic Patrol, with Nappa, and Cui." He shouts incoherently at you as he barely can comprehend what is happening right now. "Look... as one of the few survivors of both our races, why don't we officially bury the hatchet, finally end the war that outlived the planet it was fought over. I know you're going to hate me again when you wake up, but... think on that. At least long enough for you to see Freeza fall to the one he feared the most." You walk over to his broken leg. "This is gonna hurt a bit."

"What... the hell... are you talking about... how do you-AAAAGGGHHH!" he screams in pain as you fix his leg's orientation and then heal it. The Saiyan's fists slam into the dirt.

(cont.)

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>>45099877
Making sure that his Scouter was destroyed, you tell him, "The Super Saiyan, Vegeta. I'm sure you'll want to meet him."

And with that... Vegeta passes out. He is just... done with everything today. You pick him up and start to fly back to the others when... "No no no! You... you weren't supposed to beat him already!" a woman's frustrated voice yells at you.

Of course she's here. "Figured you couldn't keep yourself from watching, Towa." you tell the Demon woman- ...wait. Is... is she actually pouting at you? "And what do you mean 'weren't supposed to beat him?'"

Her grip on her spear tightens. "Forget it. I'll have to find... someone else." And with that, she vanishes. Ominous. ...wait shit, Kuriza!

>A. Okay, regroup, then come up with a plan
>B. Find the kid before Towa starts something, now!
>C. Something else?

>>45099892
>B. Find the kid before Towa starts something, now!
Shit right. She was going to buff Vegeta. If she does it to Kuriza...

>>45099892
>B. Find the kid before Towa starts something, now!
>C. Something else?
Magil. Where's he and what is he doing now?

>>45099892
>B. Find the kid before Towa starts something, now!
>Keep buying Kuriza more delicacies from Earth, even offer to let him try alcohol, make him black-out drunk.

>>45099892
>B. Find the kid before Towa starts something, now!

>>45099892
>>B. Find the kid before Towa starts something, now!

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>>45099932
Arctus, no!

but secretly Arctus yes

Is it a spear or a staff?

>>45099892

>A. Regroup, then come up with a plan.

First we gotta drop Vegeta off somewhere where he won't be in the way.

Then, we gotta figure out how to deal with Kuriza. There's no way we're getting to him before Towa does. Probably.

...or at the very least...

>C. Telepathy at Piccolo/Acer, tell them what's up.

>>45099982
It's a staff with a tiny point on the end.

>>45099932
We create insert that one alcoholic DBZ quest protag whose name i forgot

>>45099982
It's a spearaff. She fused them together.

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>>45097979

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>>45099982
Is it giving you a thumbs-up or flipping you off?

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>>45100062
Lighting your cig with his finger gun.

>>45099999
noice

>>45100094
Vegeta got beaten by that.
I wouldn't mind being beaten by that, personally. Just so long as she's wearing that while she does it.

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>>45100193
>You will never experience the warmth of those thighs as they're wrapped around your head and neck to choke you out until you're unconcious
JUST

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Our probable Majou Shoujo transformation (prereq. watching all of Sailor Moon)

>>45100383
Note that Pantea has watched and adores Sailor Moon. And Yamcha dressed up as Tuxedo Mask.

Also gimme a bit, anons, wife and I are going out for dinner.

>>45099401
>Dudes a cunt, but he had a hard life.
Not really?

>>45100546
>Watches his race get wiped out.
>Robbed of his supposed birthright.
>Essentially enslaved to his to man who genocided his race and killed his race.

I mean he made the best of it but it still kind of sucks.

>>45100586
>killed his race.
killed his parents*

Woops. Really need proofread.

>>45100586
He didn't really watch, he just heard about it from Nappa. Also, he worked for Frieza, he and Nappa got salaries and water-cooler chats with the other henchmen.

>>45100658
>got salaries and water-cooler chats with the other henchmen.

You know what I was wrong. You were right, that makes everything worth it. All is forgiven Freeza. The genocide and everything.

>>45100697
He genocides plenty of races and destroys lots of planets. He's not that mad at Frieza in Resurrection F, y'know. He only gets super mad when he finds out that Frieza is way stronger than him.

>>45100745
Yup totally makes it all okay.

Dem water cooler chats. We should totally have Freeza blow up Earth and hire us.

Those. Fucking. Benefits. Man!

>>45100832
I say we blow up another planet and just tell Frieza we blew up Earth and then go undercover into the PTO.

Secret Agent Mahogany.

>>45100832
Why would he blow up Earth when there's plenty of resources on it? We would have to go pretty far into space to meet him, and even then we're by ourselves.

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>>45100858
>Secret Agent Mahogany.

>>45100858
Why go undercover? Just full on loyalty.

SALARIES MAN! Who else gives muthafuckin salaries. Only PTO nigga!

>>45100874
Genocide the Earthlings and everyone else on the planet then. Or enslave them. Doesn't fucking matter. As long as we reap the water cooler chats.

>>45100929
Well, we're a Tuffle, so we don't have that much at stake on this planet besides a few friends.

>>45100929
So now we have Cooler Anon, I take it?

>>45101001
Don't make me report you to him.

>>45101033
Bah, you either choose the name or have it chosen for you, anon. Best to understand that early.

>>45101033
Mes frères d'origine africaine!

>>45101107
Best that you go and read Saiyan quest to catch up on memery.

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>>45099892
Oh gods oh gods oh gods. Need to find the kid! Need to find him fast! You do a little panicked dance in the air as you try to sense the kid... damn it, it shouldn't be this hard! AHA! Okay, okay, kid found, and he's... he's... north... he's at Jingle Village? What?

'Maple, seems like you beat Vegeta!' your brother's voice exclaims excitedly in your mind. 'Yamcha, Chi-chi, and myself managed to beat Mag-'

'BROBRO, TOWA IS AFTER KURIZA!' you respond with a telepathic shout as best you can.

'...of course. Today wasn't going to be easy.' he responds with an annoyed tone. "And we finally... Look, just... what are you going to do with Vegeta?'

'Uh, uh...' Shit.

>A. Bring him with
>B. Somebody come collect him
>C. Head to them, regroup, and then get to Kuriza
>D. Something else?

>>45101159
>B. Somebody come collect him
Someone should have a free pair of hands.

>>45101159
That was shorter than I expected
Busy today?

>>45101159
>>B. Somebody come collect him

>>45101159
>>B. Somebody come collect him

>>45101159
>>B. Somebody come collect him
have yamcha take those left alive and bring them to capsule corp. Or maybe the lookout.

>>45101159
>A.

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>>45101159
>B. Somebody come collect him
>Yamcha takes Vegeta to heal at Capsule Corp

Pantea meets her prince charming. Her Moonlight Knight so to speak...

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>>45101159
>D. He's going to be out for a while unless somebody takes him in and nurses him back to health.

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>>45101215

>>45101215
Isn't Vegeta old enough to be her father?

>>45101238
>>45101253
Her real prince will be Kuriza. That better?

>>45101159
>D. Check to see if we've already destroyed his spaceship's remote, if not take it from him.

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>>45101306
No

>>45101306
>Not Pantea/Gohan
>Not Pantea/Videl

You sicken me.

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>>45101306
I thought that Princess Misa was the one who was into princes?

>>45101181
Decided on Chinese takeout. Haven't had it in a while.

Anyway roll me 1d20, best of five. DC 16.

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>>45101346
Gohan has Peppa.

>>45101397

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>>45101397

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>>45101397

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>>45101397

>>45101438
Implying Gohan won't be some harem protagonist if Launch has a girl and Krillin has Marron.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45101397

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Rolled 8, 4, 6, 13, 6 = 37 (5d20)

I'll be taking this next set of rolls, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>45101550
Fuck you man, we could've gotten two double 20s in a row!

>>45101599
Thats XCOM Baby

>>45101550
What is this from?

>>45101438
Welp.

>>45101552
So close.

Writing...

>>45101620
Kingsmen: the Secret Service, good movie, go watch it right now instead of suffering in this double 20-less quest

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>>45101438
Be careful with all of these twenties, we wouldn't want to rip a hole in spacetime.

>>45101672
Hey, Pantea the 16-year-old might show up and help if we ever get a double 20 again

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45101438
...so does that mean Pantea/Videl confirmed, Mr. 20s? Should I roll? I'll roll.

>>45101775
Damn, that's pretty confirmed. Well, Videl and Lucca are best girls.

>>45101775
>>45101949
Sorry, anon. I tried the same with Peppa's last name earlier, didn't go well.

>>45101775
>>45101949
Will they hyphenate? Satan-Briefs?

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>>45102022
>I tried the same with Peppa's last name earlier, didn't go well.

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>>45101159
Okay... this is a crazy idea. But you're running low on time. 'Yamcha, remind me, you're good at catching, right?'

'Well I'm usually the batter-'

'Ever caught a space monkey before?'

'...Maple, no!'

You position yourself to throw Vegeta in Yamcha's direction. "MAPLE, YES! CATCH, YAMCHA!" You fling the humiliated Saiyan prince in... well, Yamcha's general direction. Please catch him in time. Okay! "RAIO-KEN!" You bolt off northwards, towards the other alien prince, trying your damndest to make it in time. You fly over mountains, valleys, rivers and plains, flying until you reach Jingle Village, jolting past a very surprised Suno on her Nimbus. You nearly crash-land in a snowbank, saving yourself from mockery by sticking the landing with an impressive pose.

The alien prince claps respectfully, finishing up a snow cone. "That was a good one, Miss Tuffle. But I thought you were fighting Mister Vegeta. Is it already my turn to conquer your planet?"

>A. Well... sure! But first let's get waaaaay away from here!
>B. You didn't happen to see any strange blue women in skimpy outfits around here, have you?
>C. ...where did Onio go?
>D. No conquering planets today, we've got... um... something new to do! Have you tried Jingle Village's specialty ice cream?
>E. Something else?

>>45102327
>>A. Well... sure! But first let's get waaaaay away from here!
>>B. You didn't happen to see any strange blue women in skimpy outfits around here, have you?
>>C. ...where did Onio go?

>>45102327
>E. I know the best way to conquer this planet. All you have to do is make a flag, then put in on the tallest building on the planet, and you're done!

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>>45102327

>B. You didn't happen to see any strange blue women in skimpy outfits around here, have you?
>C. ...where did Onio go?
>D. No conquering planets today, we've got... um... something new to do! Have you tried Jingle Village's specialty ice cream?

>>45102370
>>45102327
I'll second it. Its worth a shot.

>>45102327
>B. You didn't happen to see any strange blue women in skimpy outfits around here, have you?
>C. ...where did Onio go?
"If you do see the blue woman, you should watch out - she's probably going to try to use you in unpleasant ways."

>>45102327

>B. You didn't happen to see any strange blue women in skimpy outfits around here, did you?

>C. ...where did Onio go?

>E. ...oh Kami... that bitch totally bluffed me! (if applicable)

>>45102370
>Kami's Lookout sports a bitchin new flag
or would it be korin's tower?

>>45102414
We'll decide when we get there!

>>45102327
>B. You didn't happen to see any strange blue women in skimpy outfits around here, have you?
>C. ...where did Onio go?

And backing >>45102370

This is the funniest "Saiyan Invasion" ever.

Is it bad that I kind of hope that we accidentally hit Nappa in the face with Vegeta on that throw?

>>45102327

Oh god Kato, I'm in tears reading this.

>>45102515
>start of the thread, ready for a big fight with Vegeta

>Vegeta gets BTFO, and now we're playing games with Kuriza

This isn't at all what I was expecting today but I'm very glad it turned out this way.

>>45102950

I was hoping that the 5th pod was Arctus, but I am okay with it being Kuriza, because this is also hilarious.