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“Lucifer, keep illumination on that thing,” you instruct. “We'll engage with other forces when opportunity permits.” In the open ocean the old battleship is an easier target for your ASM's to pick out - no ground clutter and supporting aircraft have eyes-on - but the bastard's got armor thicker than Hate's reprimands file, and you've got nothing heavy enough to reliably crack it... and a lot of enemy ships to go around.

As for the cruisers - “Naka, you have a solution?”

“Not anymore,” she says, her voice terse. The tactical plot is showing another tight semicircle trailing each abyssal cruiser - they've swung hard to port as one, turning line abreast to bear down on Naka and her new charges. Bow-on, they're almost safe from Naka's Long Lances, and with Perth and Houston behind a smokescreen they needn't fear having their T crossed as they close to smash them apart at close range.

But the bastards have another think coming. “Tenryuu, Tatsuta - set course south-west, clear the island and-”

“I'm afraid we're a bit busy for that,” Tatsuta says drolly as her camera feed vanishes in sheets of water. “I suppose the swimsuit wasn't a bad idea after all, but it's a bit chilly.”

“IF YOU MAKE A NIPPLES JOKE TATSUTA, I'LL SLAY YOU,” Tenryuu snarls. “THESE THINGS WERE YOUR IDEA?”

“Nipples? What does that have to do with anything?” Tatsuta returns calmly as she weaves around another salvo.

“The hell are you engaging?”

“The hell AREN'T we engaging!?” Tenryuu spits. “LOOK AT 'EM!”

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You look. Spread before them is the flaming remnants of an invasion fleet, damaged survivors slowing to pluck their compatriots from the water - on thermals it looks like little white ants swarming up the low, sleek carapaces of lethal stilettos gliding over obsidian. Against the flames leaping from the shattered hulks can be seen the tall masts of ships much closer as they cut across the strait. Starshells blaze to life, catching two black-hulled beasts like cockroaches beneath flickering florescents. They're tacking aside, just enough to swing with their whole broadside while still advancing on the two Tenryuu-class cruisers.

[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.
[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

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Okay, this was the situation around when Naka first started laying smoke - so not too long ago, actually. I'll update this while votes come in.

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45349975
>Pull them back

If they brought out an old BB who knows what the fuck these things are. Armored Cruisers? Protected Cruisers? Ironclads?

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45349975
[x] Take pictures of boobs, because sailors

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45350020
The fuck? Are they angling to surround us?

I hope the chuuni sink.

>>45350032

An Eastern fleet of a great power. They met their fate an ocean away, where they fought gallantly and died pointlessly.

And they don't seem happy about it.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.
The earlier they get the bombs off their decks, the safer they'll be in the inevitable CQC fest.

>>45350020
Er, are those two hostiles supposed to be houston and perth before we got through to them?

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

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>>45350060

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

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>>45350090

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.
Have Sendai and Jintsuu come up following them too, I think would be prudent.

>>45350061
So either Task-force Z or the Russian clown-car brigade.

>>45350074
>hostiles

yeah they were

bogies or some shit

who knows lol

Have we killed any abyssals at all? I'm not really noticing the hostiles decreasing.

>>45350117
K, just checking

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>>45350061
>Tsushima Intensifies

>>45350121
Please explain. My understanding of pre-steam naval warfare is lacking.

When Arizona gives Settle handjobs, does she pretend it is a 5" / 38? Does she make little *boom boom* noises?

>>45350121
Battle of Tsushima anyone? Russian fleet? Explaining Russian Dogfish?

>>45350136
We killed all of their outer screening destroyers.
No conclusive kills from our gunboats.
Also the torpedo massacre from the dykes.

>>45350060
the sword chuuni or the other sword chuuni

>>45350151
Worse. She makes plane noises.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

>>45350061
So its the Russian Clown Fleet of Doom.

SUDDENLY I'M MUCH LESS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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>>45350121
>Met their fate an ocean away

IT'S NOT THE FUCKING TURTLESHIPS ORBITAL FAG YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC MONGOLOID COCKMONGLING ASSWIPE

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>abyssals sent us Russians

When the Voice Below talks about her not forgetting anyone, you'd think she'd sent these guys to mop the ocean floor, not do something important like protect an invasion force.

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>>45350152
I'm willing to bet this anon is right.

Pic related.

>>45349985
No, no he fucking is.
He just doesn't participate in the fucking thread.

Nah, he shits up other threads, like the Halo thread instead.

Motherfucker shits it up with nonsensical ideas of how research and development fucking work.
Fucker.

I'm pissed, yes, almost pissed enough to pop the lid off names, since he just fucking tried to drop my tag fucking shitstain.

But I'm dropping this shit and participating in the fucking thread now, because I'm not a spammy shitstain like him.

>>45349975
>[X] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

Unknowns. We do not want to engage them without knowing what they are - for all we know, they could be packing CA-tier firepower.

>>45349975
>[x] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

With very little room to maneuver, the chuuni's would be up shit creek if they tried to take those ships on without back up.

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45349975
>>[X] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

If it is the Russians, I almost want to laugh.

Almost. Underestimating the enemy is a very bad call.

>>45350214
We've still got some air cover that we could vector in in a hurry if need be. It's a slight risk, but I think they can handle it.

>>45349975
[x] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

This might be a good time for an Exocet spam.

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>The Baltic Fleet

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I'm pretty paranoid here, but I'm still wondering why the hell the Tsushima fleet is here.

Skirmishers in front of the main battle line, maybe?
Maybe I'm overthinking things, but >>45350243 has a point.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

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i have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on in attached.

other new bote figures here https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2016/02/09/wonder-festival-2016-cool-as-ice/

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>>45350260
It's like the Jeb Bush of Abyssals.

>>45350243
even thinking you COULD underestimate the Baltic fleet would still be overestimating their capabilities

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>>45350243
Even if the enemy is Russia?

>>45350260
SECOND.

PACIFIC.

SQUADRON.

TOVARISCH.

>>45350214
Somewhat more importantly, those big ships are far bigger targets and have even less room to maneuver to dodge the fish the Chuunibotes let loose. Playing conservatively isn't always the best option, and this kind of torpedo ambush with light forces is an inherently aggressive move. Let's not loose our nerve because we might loose some shipsluts.

>this isn't the Baltic Fleet
>instead the Baltic fleet come back to Russia and a very naive and patriotic young admiral is put in charge of them
>antics ensue

If I knew more about history, I'd write it.

>>45349975
>[x] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45350309
>>45350209
We should be fine.

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Iowa, by the way.
Four 12-inchers, eight 8-inchers, six 4-inchers, twenty 6-pounders and four 1-pounders.

>Poor BB-4 has been trying to organize the Baltic Fleet and lead them into battle


Okay, now I officially feel sorry for her.

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>>45349975
>[X] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.
Drop your fish.

Also, finally beat the sub princess and got my FREEDOM gun.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

>>45350322
She's like the Abyssal Settle, all things considered.

LA left her just as mentally damaged, and now she has to deal with a bunch of losers.

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>>45350335

>>45350281
Kamen Rider Rensouhou. Nothing to see here, move along, Roidmude.

>>45350319
If I remember correctly, the "main" batteries on pre dreadnoughts weren't that accurate and the secondaries were the guns that were actually expected to do the damage.

>>45349975

[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

At this point it's better they wait and let the enemy fire a little more than risk themselves, we have other options.

>>45350189
Hey, hey, hey! Orbitalfag didn't fucking come up with that fucking idea, I did - and now am owning up to it.

Yes.
I was wrong.
I apologize for spamming it so many times.
I shall now commit sudoku

>how the fuck do I into this

>>45350284
>>45350287
Especially if the enemy is Russia.

It's when people get desperate, you see. Normal people would simply get desperate.

Russians get crazier.

>>45350339
>LA left her just as mentally damaged
Wrong Iowa, mate.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

>>45350362
Tell that to Olympia.

At 10,000 yards, her fore 8" batteries literally reamed a Spanish cruiser she was chasing stern-to-bow and destroyed her boilers.

>>45349975
>[ ] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.
I was just thinking, if the survivors of the invasion fleet are picking up amphibious troops from the water, couldn't those troops also attempt to board Tenryuu and Tatsuta if they were to be sent in?

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>>45350369
>>45350284
>>45350287
There are no desperate situations; there are only desperate people.

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>>45350392
>I was just thinking, if the survivors of the invasion fleet are picking up amphibious troops from the water, couldn't those troops also attempt to board Tenryuu and Tatsuta if they were to be sent in?

What makes you say that?

>>45350388
I said pre-dreadnoughts, not cruisers, that was typically the range they planned for engagements at that time, and perhaps a lucky shot, hmm?

>>45350287
I don't see the problem with this. What's the problem with this boat?

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>>45350368
SC Matt right? Your fucking posts are utter garbage. What's with the [ ] shit around some stuff, all it does is piss me the fuck off. Kill yourself holy shit.

>>45349975
>[x] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

>>45350310
Both options are a risk, but pulling them back opens the range and reduces the likelihood of a hit.

We've been pretty aggressive so far, but that can backfire if we push it too much.

>>45349975
>] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

Threadly reminder that Essex belongs in the garbage.

>>45350388
>literally achieved raking fire

Heh.

>>45350362

The main issue was twofold: heavy guns of the era were very slow-firing (in fact the Brits were still using fucking muzzleloaders till rather late) and the fire control available was utter shit. So it was presumed that every fight would open up at long range, but both sides would close to ranges they could actually hit shit at, at which point the massively superior volume of fire of smaller quick-firing guns would be very important to simply saturate the poor SOB under shells that'd rip apart everything not well armored. The big guns would still serve their roles as nutcrackers.

At Port Arthur when the shooting started at three times the expected distance, everyone shat themselves.

>>45349975
>[o] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

>>45350410

Because abyssals are some crazy motherfuckers?

Also, WE LITERALLY SAW SAMMY CLIMB AN ABYSSAL BITCH TO BEAT HER FACE WITH HER OWN FUCKING TORPEDO RACK

>>45350472
That's also what led to the whole Jutland thing, right?

>>45350472
While everyone is paying attention, I would like to announce than CMANO is on sale at Steam for the Lunar New Year.

>>45349975
>[X] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

Killlllllll

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>>45350368

>>45350515
I know I grabbed it.

FUCKING.

GOBLINS.

AT.

THE.

DOORSTEP.

>>45350515
?

>>45350472
Pre-Dreadnought and Dreadnought tactics are best summed thusly:
Close in and beat the shit out of each other.

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>>45350534
You know what you must do

>>45349975
>[x] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

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fuck my life

>>45350432
YOU ABSOLUTE PILE OF GARBAGE
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ANONYMOUS MEANS
SHIT THAT HAPPENS ON ONE BOARD STAYS ON THAT BOARD

FUCKING
NAME-DROPPING
PIECE OF SHIT

I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO YOU
I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR FUCKING COMMANDS

FUCK OFF, YOU UTTER CUNT
>>45350319
Knowledge is half the battle. Thanks for this.
>>45350335
Congrats.
>>45350410
And this was another reason why I am adverse to sending them in. True, Tenryuu and Tatsuta are better than most shipgirls in CQC - they at least are well-equipped for such.

>>45350561
That never fails to make me giggle.

>>45350567
WE'RE GETTING SURROUNDED

>>45350567
Ok, that approach looks a lot safer then
>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.
Stay out of the invasion convoy proper, careful not to torpedo the dykes

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>>45350561
I nuked a soviet SSGN unintentionally my first mission. Was fucking beautiful.

>>45349975
>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

>>45350561
wat game?

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>>45350567
>Here be pre-dreads

>>45349302
WELL SHIT SON YOU'RE RIGHT
I WONDER HOW TIMID AND "NOT INTERESTED" SHE'D ACT IF SHE WAS SUDDENLY HEAD OVER HEELS FOR SOME DUDE THAT GETS HER

>>45350432

HE IS ARISEN

TRULY HE HAS ARISEN *BLAM*

ahaha wow

wow

w o w

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>>45350061
I don't think these guys are Russians - they're armored cruisers Scharnhorst and Gneisenau, late of the Battle of the Falklands.

>Have a dream where Mikasa angsts about Tsushima
>Potential Russians

Now I wish we had convinced her to come along somehow.

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>>45350567
It's less intimidating when you know it's the Baltic fleet.

>>45350594
You mean the Syrian SSGN?

>>45350567

Where the fuck are H&P?

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>>45350533
Did I fucking name-drop once?
>no
Then kindly fuck off.

Orbitfag tries taking credit for my ideas - or somebody tries to give orbitfag credit for something that he hasn't done? Fuck yes I'm stepping in.

Also, Carriers > Lurkers.

>>45350367 here

Changing vote after seeing >>45350567

>[ ] Send them in - this is the perfect place for their torpedoes.

Keep them out of the convoy as best they can, but there's room to manuver there and they can ideally get a good spread that won't lock down the torpsluts manuverability.

We need to get hard kills fast before there's too many shells flying to dodge.

What's the status of our fast air?

Exocet solutions?

>>45350604
Command: Modern Air and Naval Operations.


Planefag himself did an LP of it, it's on space battles here: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/lets-play-the-fool-cmano-saga-of-the-sharknado.370923/

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>>45350567
>Malaysia strong
heh
>>45350432
bro
chill
have a glass of whiskey or listen to some classical music or something
take a breath

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>>45350604
Command: Modern Air/Naval Operations. CMANO, as mentioned >>45350515
Specifically from the northern inferno expansion campaign thing.

It's like harpoon but modern. A wargame sim.

What the fuck's all this SB drama and shit?

>What the fuck happened to Bentus?

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>>45350575

>>45350637
But if Abyssals are powered by RAGE, then aren't the Baltic fleet more powerful?

>>45350588

Yeah, I definitely think looking at disengaging is the best course at this point. Ooi and Kitakami have shot their wad, the invasion convoy's been hammered, and we have to extricate ourselves. Mission accomplished for no losses thus far, and if the Abyssal stick around come daybreak we can have another go backed up with all the airpower and assets ASEAN, the USN, and the USAF can rush into the area.

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>>45350567
>HERE BE PREDREADS

>Captcha is caravans

>>45350640
They're those 'hostiles' immediately next to Naka

>>45350639
I'm not paow sadly enough. Currently I'm just trying to play through Northern Inferno and make it work.

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>>45350640

>>45350674
Agreed. We sunk some shit and we can back off but keep circling like sharks.

Fight until someone dies is a bad move.

>>45350668
Still here, just keeping calm, anonymous and not disruptive.

And definitively not stepping into the drama shit.

>>45350693
Houston and Perth.

>>45350693
Hewlett and Packard?

>>45350693
Hump and Pump?

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>>45350669

>>45350558
No, Dreadnought tactics were a range from "Form a battleline and pound away at long range with all the heavy guns ever" on the British side to "Same as the British but expect the engagement to inevitably close into a close range clusterfuck due to destroyers and torpedoes so prepare accordingly" on the German side.

>>45350702
You aren't really being anonymous, considering how distinctive your posting style is and the fact you fucking acknowledge the fact that you are Bentus despite being allegedly "Anonymous"

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>>45350668

You're seeing SBers learn the joy of 4chan - the ability ot just fucking uncork and SCREAM AT EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY MAKE THE FUCKING WALLS BLEED.

Then they can go back to SB and be all cultured and civil in the parlour. Until the next time someone's waifu is insulted, upon which time they will carefully doff their jackets and allow their butlers to remove their cufflinks and roll up their sleeves. Then they will discreetly retire to the dark alley out back called 4chan, where they will select their weapons and FLAME THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER.

Isn't it great?

I'd like to point out that in the Ari flat meme bra picture, her gun doesn't have a trigger.

>>45350727
>interrogation
You mean interrogative, right?

>>45350727
>girls

>>45350629
This...actually makes more than a bit of sense, although my main issue with it is that the German East Asia Squadron absolutely rekt face before getting put down at the Falklands

>>45350674
>>45350695

I think we ought to stay to slug it out a bit more.

Ambushes work well thanks to intense aggression. Though that being said, successful ambushes know when to turn tail and run.

I just feel like we haven't done all we can, and pulling back now might turn this into a defensive fight (which we are ill equipped to carry out).

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OOPS

>>45350739
No, it's horrible.

They shouldn't be polite at all. And fuck them for liking Arizona. Fucking SB are fucking up Settle's chance for this quest's real best girl.

>>45350769
They're red because they shot bollio and are busy blushing for their mistake.

>>45350629
>>45350763
They were also in the parker writeups, and fap angle said he wasn't gonna go and decanonize em or anything.
>>45350769
hue
>>45350771
wew lad

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>>45350763
>This...actually makes more than a bit of sense, although my main issue with it is that the German East Asia Squadron absolutely rekt face before getting put down at the Falklands

All they did was shoot the hell out of a couple of obsolete as hell light cruisers they outgunned hilariously. Not much of an accomplishment.

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>>45350769

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>>45350771
>And fuck them for liking Arizona.
EXCUSE ME

>>45349975
>[x] Draw them back - you don't want the chuunibotes to engage them in that narrow space.

We need them to help take out those cruisers near Perth, Houston, and Naka. It's time to let the FFGs and air power get some licks in.

>>45350771
>implying sb isn't behind shocucku

Bentus, SBfag extrodinare is the one pushing her the hardest.

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There were a bunch of naysayers on saturday but I am writing something for this weekend.

>>45350796
Wrong Scharnhorst and Gneisenau. The one's we've seen are the KMS, not the SMS.

>>45350765
We still have air power to call in, and extricating Houston and Perth and dealing with those two cruisers in the north is going to take some doing. We can still make the Abyssals bleed as we start wrapping up this engagement.

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>>45350814
YOU HEARD ME SPACEBATTLER SCUM

DOGFISH BEST GIRL

VOTES CALLED

I think I'mma wrap this up for tonight with a shorter update, given that it's a weeknight - and get me to a good place to prewrite a nice hefty OP. Kinda feel this night was lacking in some ways

>>45350839
>DOGFISH BEST GIRL
>not BEST BOY
Get it right boy-o.

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>>45350822
How about you don't and just fuck off instead.
I was sincerely hoping you'd stay fucked off after Deme told you to fuck off and die, but unfortunately it didn't stick.

>>45350695
Still need to pull out Naka and the others. We need to open a corridor for that.

>>45350739
You should have fucking seen Lord Khorak. That guy had a Bloodthirster for an avvie and by God he had the temper of one too.

Got banned around 2007 due to beating down half a dozen mods to death with both reasoned arguments and unquenchable rage.

>>45350861
He'll be a girl when we're doing with him.

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>>45350839
>Not Higgins
FOR YOU INFORMATION I'VE BEEN SHITPOSTING HERE LONG BEFORE I EVEN JOINED SB

>>45350702
>>45350739
Oh, I'm fully aware of the anonymous nature of the board - in fact, that's why I've been holding back on namedropping a certain space-oriented anon. And I still am. Because I respect the board culture. I've even cut off with the Catalog-esque [x] stuff.

>somebody decides to fucking namedrop me instead

Hey, respect the anonymous nature of the board, okay (unless you're a complete asswipe like Sh- orbitanon, in which case fucking open season here bitch).

Anyway, back to the quest, let's drop this shit like we're about to drop BB-4, okay?

>>45350827
I figured that might be the case

>>45350860
Alright, I'll hold off on analyzing this clusterfuck until then. Cheers boss, I think the thread was great. Short, maybe, but eventful.

>>45350799
>All they did was shoot the hell out of a couple of obsolete as hell light cruisers they outgunned hilariously.
Wait.
>Tenryuu and Tatsuda are obsolete as hell light cruisers.
Fuck.

>>45350771
>SB doesn't like my Jap carrier waifu
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE SB GET OUT
I am speechless
>>45350799
HMS Monmouth and HMS Good Hope were both armored cruisers. If anything, the RN side of the battle of Coronel has more reason to be butthurt and turn abyssal than SMS Scharnhorst and SMS Gneisau

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>>45350771
This is some great bait but I'll bite.
Actually, let me go dig up some art from last November that I never got around to posting in thread.
It's just been sitting there, in the "Never going to happen in KCQ" folder.

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>>45350864
That never happened.

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>>45350864

was gonna say something about chillaxin and droppin grudges and then I found this picture in my macros folder and forgot what I was gonna say exactly

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>>45350861
>Thinking males cant be best girl

>>45350822
gib torp dykes and nui

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I'm not the only one who's unreasonably excited for those straight-running Exocets to get used, right?

>>45350860
Not enough salt. Not enough tears.

Good fight, though. Enemy blood was spilled, none of ours was. A good battle.

>>45350912
I find it highly ironic, considering SB is actually... mostly neutral now.

>>45350929
Why would you bring a lama to surf?

The mind boggles.

>>45350941

NO

NO

YOU

ARE

NOT

AHAHAHHAHAA

>>45350941
Not at all.

>>45350941
>Atlanta
>not "my turrets are all exploded help"
unrealistic

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>>45350822
what kind of something

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>>45350929
>>45350943
>Not using TAUROS

>>45350941
Count me in mate.

>>45350933
Murica pls

>>45350799
It is important to note that their actual performance against the Battlecruisers at the Falklands was extremely impressive compared to the British - Superb gunnery, excellent maneuvering, and so on. The British crews conducted themselves dismally by comparison, and really only carried the day due to overwhelming firepower.

It's *also* important to note that Invincible nearly went up like a volcano due to Scharnhorst's shellfire - One of her main battery shells punched right into the magazine area and fetched up against a bulkhead - the only reason that didn't send the Invincible sky-high was that the fuze was faulty and failed to detonate.

So, really, I could say the same about the British as you just did. All they did was shoot the hell out of a couple of armoured cruisers they outgunned hilariously and nearly got their asses handed to them in the process. Not much of an accomplishment.

No, the East Asia Squadron isn't coming back as Abyssals, no sir.

>>45350941

Words can't describe how much I want to see based-Atlanta-chan lighting shit on fire and losing guns everywhere.

>>45350941
Waiting for it, but it's unfortunately going to be Saturday until we see them.

Sad, really, but the choice we made was not immediately disastrous. So there's that.

>>45350822
More best girl?

>>45350818
Not all her porn has her getting ntred, for instance the futa-cranes raping Kaga linked last thread.

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>>45350917
Whatever makes it easier for you to attention whore with your horrific writing and worse attitude, faggot.

>>45350929
If there's anybody who should be chillaxin' and droppin' grudges, it's definitely Crix.

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>>45350963

>>45350966
>a british battlecruiser exploded violently
wow what a surprise

>>45350977
I just want to see her cut loose on some aircraft. There isn't a gun on that ship that isn't AA.

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>>45350986
>Not all her porn has her getting ntred, for instance the futa-cranes raping Kaga linked last thread.

>>45350822
Is it your letter of resignation, you backbiting whore?

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>>45351000
Tell us, PF, how will Perth sound?

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Soon.

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>>45350951
Seriously though.
Four cruisers. Four gunboats, each with four flying fish each. Currently accompanying a destroyer leader. It's too perfect.

>>45350986
>Futa
>Good

Fuck off

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>>45350988
>If there's anybody who should be chillaxin' and droppin' grudges, it's definitely Crix.

on the other hand it's kinda hard when he posts a ship picture and "hey sup" and gets a full round of DIE IN A FIRE FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF HOLY FUCK in return

I... still don't know what he did. Like, I keep expecting to find out he ran over like twenty baby ducklings years ago or some shit and nobody ever told me

>>45351000
There's some normal het being made, well the last one was pretty normal barring some milkiness.

>>45350977
Atlanta-class - Triple-stacked five-inchers
Atlanta-class - 10,000 tons and all of it above the waterline
Atlanta-class - Always hungry for more ammo and/or planes
Atlanta-class - Gives sailors whiplash in moderate turns
Atlanta-class - Extra gun barrels not included
Atlanta-class - 10,000 tons entering combat, 8,000 tons leaving combat

Holy shit, you're gone TDY internationally for a few weeks and you come back and oh dear god is there a lot to catch up on. Nice to see things playing out the way they are.

>>45351011
>>45350988
who are you people

really

Can you just send your hate mail to my mailbox or irc instead of doing it here

>>45351025
He's just got one of those smug punchable personalities, honestly. I just ignore him, but that's the best way I could put it.

>>45350991
Almost Exploded violently by the very kind of ship it was explicitly designed to chase down and murder, even.

>>45351041
Pretty late to the Party there, O-4. You're an O-4 right

>>45351025
>I... still don't know what he did.
He's an asshole. Consistently so.
literally the reason i left #swq

>>45351000
Well, I'm assuming it's rape, since Kaga is crying. It's not actually translated, so it could be anything.

>>45351025
Being a 4channer does not make me obliged to like smug, self righteous dickheads.

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>>45351041
Any later and you'd actually be early.

>>45351056
HAHAHA BITCH I'M AN O GOD DAMN 6! Look at this bird and FUCKING BOW! I got promoted right before I went TDY. Cause as soon as I had it some chucklefuck upstairs decided the newly minted should go to a leadership seminar, at Ramstein. It sucked. Now I'm back and sipping on some nice German beer I brought back with me.

>>45351025
I'd really like to know as well.

No write-ups tonight, Deme?

>>45351059
Because these threads aren't filled with assholes anyway?

>>45351000

For example!

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/847673/6503813ca1/

This one's kind of weird, though?

>>45351025
>20 baby ducklings

Worse. He didn't use a coaster.

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>>45351075
>Being a 4channer does not make me obliged to like smug, self righteous dickheads.

Get out newfag

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>>45350912
>>45350943
Here we go, artwork I did for planefag last November on request .
I like to call it "Things that'll never happen" or "Bentus Bait".

Now that I think about it, I missed a few shadows on her neck and jaw, fucking christ.

>>45351059
"/ignore *!*@dix.tanks.autism.gundams"
Take it easy and put the cunt on ignore.

>>45351094
That's the truth. Also, that gif kills me.

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>>45351054
As pretty as they are, British battlecruisers are fucking deathtraps. Kongo should be glad she is only technically one, not actually one.

>>45351075
>4channer

Spotted the SB

>>45351104
>The second one got translated like 2 weeks ago
My dick still hasn't recovered.
>That first page where the admiral is dreaming about Kaga
GODDAM

>>45351025
No that's what Wiseman did while stealing 40 cakes.

>>45351104
But that doesn't include Shokaku at all.

>>45351113
That's actually not bad. Background notwithstanding.

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A quantum leap forward from your favorite Defense Contractors!

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>>45351112
>>45351133

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>>45351096
>An actual Colonel is following this thread
>mfw
Do you have enough clearance to directly mail an admiral?

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>>45351096


>we have a goddamn colonel on /tg/
>someone even remotely successful in life posts here

Welp.

>>45351140

What, you want one with Shokaku and Kaga without the NTR?

What do I look like, a fucking porn fairy?

>>45351024
>Good
I don't think anon was implying that, but merely that shoukaku wasn't being ntred in it.

(Kaga might, given the description, but that isn't important to this point.)

>>45351113
If I wanted to see someone else's drawings poorly traced in photoshop and overlayed on a picture, I would go to /ic/.

Now fuck off.

>>45351161
The correct term is "Anon", not 4channer.

4channer sounds retarded.

>>45351075
Look in a fucking mirror you smug self-righteous turbonigger

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>>45351025
Same reason as >>45351059 He's an asshole
100%, 24/7, 365 days a year, and not one of those "Hahaha you chucklefuck." Kind of assholes. No he's the "How has someone not stabbed you in the kidney yet?" kind of asshole.

>>45351043
Nah, we just like to air out the laundry for all to see. No hiding the shit stains on your trousers now.

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>>45351157
Aahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>45351096
>high ranking officers post on 4chan

How long before /pol/ gets a senator?

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>>45351157
I love you man, all the homo.

>>45351157
This is prefect and I love you.

>>45351157
What if they can't stay still inside the missile?

>>45351098

No writeups. I'mma call it right here becuase I just wrote six lines and then I blinked and it was ten minutes later because MICROSLEEPS or something

oh jesus. I know what to write it's just finding the keys without putting myfingers on the wrong wrow at

fucking you see what I mean. GOOD NIGHT FOLKS, I WILL SEE YOU SATURDAY

>>45351157
FUND IT

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>>45351122
y'know, for all the shit we give the Japs about the Taihou and poor damage control, someone should really just take a picture of a Brit battlecruiser and put something like "poor magazine safety protocols" or "Flash Fire"

Which, by the way, is the most satisfying notification to see on an enemy ship in RtW
>enemy BB turret hit! Flash Fire! Enemy BB explodes!

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>>45351096
>We have actual commissioned officers here

Holy shit.

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So how drunk is Perth right now?

>>45351162
I was actually noting that conversation earlier, yes I could do it. But I wouldn't, Thomas has more important things to do then that. And it'd get me pretty well and truely wrecked. One does not simply email an admiral they've never met out of the blue.

>>45351192
>Higgins finally comes back
>An anon posts 'fucking finally, best girl'
>Along with a picture from her bridge

>>45351146
There's more actually. planefag requested a bunch of art around back then as well.
I managed to finish up about three of them before finals began and my output went to shit.

>>45351113

Low quality bait, Catte. I expected better from you.

Still, the art isn't bad.

>>45351157
... There's an idea.

>>45351192
You assume /pol/ doesn't already have a few Senators.

>>45351213
Good night, Deme. Get some damn rest for once.

>>45351213
Thanks for tonight planefag. Looking forward for Saturday warmly.

Also reminder that we have a full Army Bird on deck.

>>45351043
And miss out on the chance to castigate you in public for being too much of a cowardly fuck to handle literary criticism? To remind everyone that you instead chose to spend your time attention whoring and cutting down authors that actually work to improve?

Grow a backbone, waerloch filth.

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>>45351180
Well, I'm sorry I managed to mix up my terms at twelve at night on a weekday.

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>>45351213
cheers, boss

>>45351164
... Is that Generation Kill? Cause it looks like GK.

>>45351213
Night boss.

Get some rest.

>>45351225
I'd imagine in KCQ world /k/ is basically shipgirl central and probably has AMA's and shipgirls leaking pictures of abyssals.

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>>45351213
Cheers boss

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>>45351216
Should be easy. I can whip one up

>>45351211
There's a window for them to stick their heads out

>>45351227
pls post

>>45351180
>4channer sounds retarded.
That might be why anon used it.

>>45351220
Ah.
Still, a full bird...

>>45351213
Good thread PF. Keep at it. Lord knows your work gets me through some of the longer days.

>>45351238
>Arizona brutally shitposting on /k/, also pictures of her Colt

>>45351231
Nothing in this post actually happened. You probably want to find someone else to blame.

>>45351116
I'm so using that in belabat at some point.
>>45351164
Not only that, a Colonel who could potentially get this to Admiral Thomas's desk if he wanted!

>>45351213
Go the fuck to sleep, nigger.

>>45351192
All we know, a certain admiral might be in this thread right now...

>>45351227
You did post a screenshot of the folder a couple of threads ago.

>>45351213
Sleep well Chief!

DOWN WITH ADVENT!

>>45351263
>Yamato gets made fun of
>Hate and Sammy gang up on the anons bullying her online

>>45351236
Oui.

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>>45351157
>scroll up one last time
>see this

AND THAT IS HOW ARTING ANON DETERMINED MY DREAMS FOR THE NIGHT

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>>45351157
Reminded me of this. Godspeed

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>>45351271

>>45351274
Yeah, if I wanted to be spending the rest of my career in fucking Alaska... or even worse fort Polk

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>>45351096
>full bird

they found me

I don't know how but they found me

oh god I am sorry

>>45351218
Someone replace the second Ireland panel with an exploding car

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>>45351096
>HAHAHA BITCH I'M AN O GOD DAMN 6!

Bull-fuckinng-shit

>>45351271
Lie more, coward.

>>45351320
>fort Polk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

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>>45351320
Doesn't make it any funnier though.

>>45351325
Too late. Half the pentagon is here, half laughing at you, half rooting for Naka-chan.

>>45351320
Send it him after he retires with 'RE: Public Relations' or some shit.

>>45351096
Holy.

Congratulations on your promotion, Colonel.

>>45351292
Remember, Goto had Yamato assigned to keeping an eye on 2ch

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>>45351213
Later

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>>45351096
>tfw

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>>45351338
>Kay
>Not Darjeeling
>Not Karen Kujo

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>>45351244
>>45351216
If they hooked a turbine up to Jackie Fisher's spinning corpse I wonder how many houses he could power?

>>45351325
Oh it's not just me. It's me and a... I'll call it sizable, portion of the nursing department here. Cause one thing led to another and everyone wanted to know why I was dying of laughter one night, and so here we are.

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>>45351378
WITNESSED.

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>>45351288
>>45351255
Had to dig the logs up out of my laptop but yeah, er, the irc knows my weakness.

It's all gone anon. We Arizona nao.

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>>45351369
pff
thanks

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>>45351378
Oh fuck

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>>45351378
>tfw an entire department of army nurses are watching the shenanigans

>>45351381
>This is literally canon

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>>45351378
And soon the whole military will know of this quest.....

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>>45351378

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

>>45351378
Dear god.

>>45351369
>If they hooked a turbine up to Jackie Fisher's spinning corpse I wonder how many houses he could power?
Considering "SPEED IS ARMOR" is basically how modern warships work... (well, that and absurd AA)

>>45351368
>Kay
>Not Darjeeling
>Not Karen Kujo

Darjeeling lacks the boundless energy of everyone's favorite teitoku-sexual.

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>>45351398
>Arizona Alter

DO IT

GIVE US ARIZONA CLONES

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>>45351378
>Most of the department

Ahahaha ahahahahahahaha. CONGRATS PLANEFAG

>>45351412
GET THE FUCK TO SLEEP. THINK ON IT TOMORROW.

>>45351336
I DONT WANNA GO! I DONT WANNA!
>>45351343
I could do that probably, but that's a long way out.

>>45351378
Now I'm just wondering what they think of Wayne's bedside manner

>>45350432
Consider drinking bleach

You absolute shithead

>>45351412
Just smile and accept the fact you are becoming a thing.

>>45351378
>Oh it's not just me. It's me and a... I'll call it sizable, portion of the nursing department here. Cause one thing led to another and everyone wanted to know why I was dying of laughter one night, and so here we are.
Spill. What was the moment that got you in sitches?

>KCQ spreads via word of mouth throughout the military
>his the navy
>it explodes in popularity

>>45351416
Speed is only armor because if you manage to get hit by the >2000kg ASM no amount of armor would do much of anything at all.

>>45351271
I do request that you continue your work regarding torpedo-'sluts', even if I seem to be in the minority of people that actually appreciate your writing.

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>>45351416
Then just go with Karen Kujo, mate.
Literally voiced by the same actress. Same personality too.

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>>45351433
>Now I'm just wondering what they think of Wayne's bedside manner

AND NOW I AM REALLY GOING TO BED

>>45351422
>different standard-type BBs
>different seibahs
it works freakishly well

>>45351422
I still don't understand why there are so many sabers

>>45351443
I would if I knew who she was. I just like GuP for the tanks. And the cute girls, but the tanks are up there.

>>45351412
Eh, you do you and my folks and I will lurk back here and vote from time to time... oh and imbibe COPIOUS amounts of alcohol.

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>>45351452
One less character to design, also gives the series a sort of recurring protagonist.

>>45351445
Don't go, play some Halo

>>45351398
Bwahahaha. I suppose it was inevitable.

But wouldn't Arizona Alter be an Abyssal Arizona?

>>45351445
Stream tomorrow or not? I like the streams.

>>45351466
Ah, good point then.
Just look for Kiniro Mosaic's Karen Kujo on youtube or some shit and you'll see what I mean.

>>45351438
>The Battle of LA is now required reading for destroyer skippers, as per order of the Department of the Navy

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>>45351445
IT'S TOO LATE PLANE

IT'S MUCH TOO LATE

>>45351452
She's popular and a major chracter designer's favorite character.
It's to the point where Fate Grand Order summed it as a special trait, "Saberface" which amounts to anyone with a Saber-type as an enemy focusing on characters with this trait.

>>45351433
Oh we enjoy Wayne, especially some of the junior officers and NCOs cause he is very close to personifying our "shut up and let me beat you with my healing stick!"

>>45351452
Taka's waifu really. That's the only reason

Jeanne and Rin best girls tho.

>>45351490
We need art of a Higgins girl to send.

>>45351477
FYI there are like 2 seibahs in that and one is just repeated.

>>45351378
i find it odd that a colonel is stuck in the medic business

why are you in medical business

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>>45351516
Closest so far but not quite.

>>45351488
Maybe her soul got "split"?

There's the one we got that's on our side, and there's the one that wants vengeance. Arizona is surprisingly chill. Perhaps too chill.

Alternately, it can be a battleship SIMILAR TO Arizona that goes abyssal, but not Arizona herself. There is a huge resemblance though, enough to make the abyssal battleship qualify for "Arizona Alter"