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>>45861912
Yes

>>45862006
Best KR, only one I've ever been able to get into

>>45861912
Meta's been stagnant ever since they introduced mangos, if you ask me. I just want to play with my god damned passion fruit. Is that really too much to ask?

Tried to, but it immediately went bananas.

I love pineapple but you can't play it for long because it just leaves your mouth full of blisters.

>>45861912
I dunno man. Playing as pomegranates just seems like an excuse to get you to buy all the individual seeds that you need. My wallet can't handle it.

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>implying I'm not right

>>45861912
>That Guy who plays Durian
It took several weeks for the owner to ban that faggot from the premises.

>>45863161
>Tomato
>Fruit
I want this meme to end.

green apple > red apple >>>>> everything else

>>45861912
How's the balance on mango? I want to roll a new mango smoothie, but I don't want to get gimped.

>>45863185
Yeah.
Might as well throw in cucumbers, squash and peppers.

>>45862786
>>45863313
Mango master race here. Other fruits wish they had our high delicious stat.

>join an apples-only setting, been in planning stage for weeks
>that guy tries to join w/ his homebrewed min-maxed orange
>gm lets him play because it'll be "flavorful"

should I just quit?

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>tfw longan will always be underappreciated because of how flashy lychee and rambutan look
It's the best flavor. Fuck everything else.

anyone else think it's near impossible to have a good build with papayas?

im digging the lore i just wish it was viable

>>45863446
But anon, orange you glad he didn't say banana?

>>45862911
Rumour mill says Pineapple is gonna get a new 'diced' archetype soon. Gonna get rid of the painful grind but keep those sweet abilities.

>>45863726
Only girls and faggots play bananas. Everyone knows that

>>45863161
>Not labelling your axes

>>45863846
...but I like bananas and I'm neither female nor a faggot. I might be a chefslut though...

>>45863846
>>45863968

Avocados are my secret tech in that regard. Twice the potassium of bananas without the faggotry. Really, there's no reason to play banana when avocados are available.

>>45863977
>avocados
>real fruit

Fuck outta here!

>>45861912
>kitchen table version of Food Fight
Casuals, ALL OF YOU!

>>45863185
Tomatoes are fruit. They were originally called vegitables to avoid taxes on fruit.

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Hey guys they just released new promo art for 5th era fruit

>>45864999
>carrots
>broccoli
>cauliflower
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45864999
I wonder if/how they'll differentiate between the colours of peppers or if that will be aesthetic only

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>playing a inferior game when Meats is available

Plebs.

> playing fruit at my Friendly Local Grocery Store
> that guy is there
> playing fucking durian

Why did they even add stupid joke fruit into the game in the first place?

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>>45863925
fixed

>>45863977
But avocados aren't as aesthetically pleasing, anon....

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>>45865561
Much better anon.

>>45865440
Look, I admit Meats has a few interesting and innovative mechanics, but let's face it, Fruit was there first and has had several years lead to build a huge playerbase. No competition is likely to settle durably in this environment. I give Meats a year, two tops, before they pull the plug, so I'm not putting any money in this. Remember what happened to Croissants & Pastries? I still have several starter decks collecting dust in a shoebox, fool me once ....

>>45863161
It appears the bottom axis is Perfection, with lemons being the best like always

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>>45865561
> Blueberries upper than pears
> Red apples not left
> Lemons downest fruit

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>>45865440
>playing a game that literally allows you to faggot deck

>At Local Grocery Store
>Everyone is playing apples except for one guy who convinced the dm to let him play his min-maxed tomato that he always used
>Other than that, tomato-guy is alright
>and then he decides to bring his that-guy-tier friend
>Brings his sheet to the game
>Its a fruit from mysterious lands of asia (the guy is a total weaboo)
>It is covered in spikes all over it
>The pit of it is poisonous
>ow_the_edge.jpg
>DM tells that-guy that he can't use his edgy homebrew fruit and that if he won't play an apple then it at least has to be in the books
>That-guy pulls out some obscure expansion book and points out that it isn't homebrew
That-guy aside, who the fuck actually let lychees become a playable fruit? They are the edgiest things ever.

>>45865938
>hating lychees
>liking apples
trash

Is fruit salad magical realm? My Grocery Master has been pushing us towards it, and I'm starting to think he has ulterior motives.

>>45866007
Your seed bearing structure is a shit!
A SHIT!

>>45861912
Ya I love tomatoes!

Ok is everyone fun posting here or what?

>>45866629
It's an old /tg/ tradition.
Sometimes we talk about traditional games.
Sometimes we try to make our own traditional games.
And sometimes we talk about traditional games that don't exist.

>>45866697
And sometimes they eventually do exist, after enough bullshitting

>>45866629
>not playing Fruit
Lurk more newfriend

>>45867371
Those are the most magical times of all.

>>45865415
I hear red peppers will be a lot sweeter.

>>45868520
Pretty sure they're going to fuck the game up re-balancing to make them less sweet.

Seriously all of these ass wipes crying "THIS GAME IS SO UNBALANCED FUCKIN RED PEPPERS ARE SO OP"

Those dip shits should fuck off back to /v/

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>>45864999
>No lemon

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>>45867371
>>45866697
Stat me.

Anyone knowledgeable on the Berries splat? I really want to try out this Blackberry build I've thought of, but is there any way to make it viable? What with Raspberries being the obvious choice stat-wise atm.

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Plan on tanking Watermelon on my next session.
If I play it by the rulebook, I should be able to roll through the game with ease.

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>>45869340
>play multiple grapes round 1-2
>consolidate into a Bunch of Grapes
>apply Wine Press to convert into Juice
>Yeast Play
>CO2 Injection
>bottle

Solid Round 8 Win strategy, but like all monocrop decks prone to getting cockblocked during harvest stage by Blight plays.

>>45866351
>Grocery Master
They're called Greengrocers, you stupid pleb

SMALL ORANGES!

Mandarins, clementines, satsumas!

>>45870091
See, decks like this just make me feel weird. They're viable and don't feel like cheese, but if this is the kind of deck you enjoy playing then why not just fucking play Grains? Practically the whole meta operates over this kind of combo.

>>45864999
>carrots are fruit
>broccoli is fruit
SJWs ruining fucking everything

>>45870220
>clementines
My citric brethren!

>>45870834
Small orange only party all day long.

Key limes would be playable as well.

>>45870541
Stems, roots or leaves = gtfo

we may be fruits but veg is just queer.

>>45863185
Botanically it is a fruit. Culinarily it is a vegetable (and even then it toes the line a bit by being a somewhat sweet vegetable with definitely sweet varieties).

>>45870220
Tangerines are boring. Also:
>Mandarins
WAAAAACKY!

>>45871516
I want it replaced with persimmons anyway.

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>titfruit
It's not even subtle.

>>45861912
Why, when I could be playing nut? I even hear they are coming out with portable nut soon.

>>45871516
>>Botanically there is no such thing as a vegetable.

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>>45870091
>tfw you board wipe irish.dec

>>45871727
Veggies are any parts that don't typically produce fruit. Fruit is a distribution system for plants - they are designed to be eaten. Veggies require you to harm the plant to obtain them. Stems, leaves and roots mostly.

>>45872516
Vegetable isn't a botanical term though. Mushrooms and other such non-plants are considered vegetables. It's a culinary term.

Starfruit is for weebs!


WEEEEEBS!

>>45872516
What about cucumber than?

>>45873008
A fruit. It's fulla seeds. So are peppers and pumpkins.

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>>45862855

It's threads like this that make me remember why I lurk here

Don't mind me, I'm just a /b/tard browsing through the rest of 4cha...

What on earth...

>>45863475
That looks like an asshole, But I want to try it.

>>45872553
Huh. I guess I just decided veggies and fruits are mutually exclusive. If that's the case, we can finally shut "tomatoes are fruit" people up for good. They're both fucking things.

>>45872680
>tfw nobody wants to eat starfruit with me, not even my actual weeb friends
It's underrated as hell. The smell is addictive!

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>bitches don't know 'bout my lime aggro tech

Stay sour, plebs.

>>45875231
I think I prefer their nickname "dragon's eye" over anusberries, but yeah look for them at Asian markets in the summer. If they specify, I've had much better experience with the ones grown in Hawaii. Not sure why.

>>45875271
>Lime aggro
>Spending a mortgage and a half to get enough limes for this to work, not mentioning how impractical it is to hold them all
You are the reason this game is going to shit, winning through money instead of skill.

>>45865561
desu I think lemons are one of the uppest fruits

>>45875150
>he doesn't play fruit

>>45876118
Get that filthy rightist talk out of this thread.

Please don't let this thread devolve into left/right political horseshit now.

>>45876104
>not mentioning how impractical it is to hold them all

Hearty kek, anon.

I love this board

>>45875150
Come on you've never played fruit before? Pleb.

>>45878119
>beets

Check out the pay2win fag over here.

>>45878127
>being a poorfag
I bet you can't even afford to play kiwi.

I like pears. Clean, simple plays, and they don't brute force things like apples and oranges do.

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I enjoy playing Fruit as much as the next guy, but does anyone else just find the official lore pants on head retarded?

For fuck's sake, the entire Tomato Inssurection was just dumb. Everyone acted dumb and the entire premise was nonsensical.
And then you have the fucking Banana Clan's Days of Rot which was fucking retconned away into just some fruit flies.

Anyway, Plum main with crumble/pie focus, come at me.

I'm thinking about getting into fruit, a few of my friends play. One guy really likes oranges, and "mixed berries" is what the other one plays I think.

Anyways. I don't know anything about the meta here. What's a good starter fruit?

>>45878146
>bitches about lore being shit
>runs dessert combo

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at you being the cancer killing this game.

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>>45878190
i might get some flak from the "lore friendly" players here, but get yourself a good solid core of coconuts.

berries wont be able to touch it and if you take a few glass cannons like peaches or mangos you can take out your opponents oranges while he tries to break through

just dont get tar-pitted by grapes

>>45878220
>i might get some flak from the "lore friendly" players here, but get yourself a good solid core of coconuts.
If you can afford it, try to get a few limes too.

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Tell me /tg/: how do we fix cranberries?

>>45878146
What do you guys think of Wizards of the Toast's initiative to make a jam & marmelade game mode ? I think that looks sweet.

God Tier.
Pineapple

Master Tier.
Mangos/Oranges

High Tier.
Coconut/Banana/Apples/Berries/Lemon//Nectarines/Avocado/Honeydew/Capsicum

Mid Tier.
Lime/Cantelope/Watermelon/Passionfruit/Peaches/Pears/Grapes/Lychee/Apricot/Green Beans/All the berries

Low Tier.
Rockmelon/Durian/Papaya/Pumpkin/Plums

Weeb Tier
Starfruit/Kiwi/Square Watermelon

Shit Tier.
Soft Apples/Tomato/Pomegranates/Cucumber/Dates/Everything else

>>45878208
Desserts are fine. They make sense as an opposing force in-universe and finally allow spice-based plays some versatility.
It's just they came along with the worst expansion concievable that peole hate on them.

>>45878137
Look if I wanted to sell my house to play a children's fruit game, I would but frankly, I quite like having a roof over my head.

>>45878220
are you seriously suggesting a newfag to try coconuts? That shit's hard to break into for a newbie. Most have to have someone crack open their binders and build a deck for them before they get enough passion to do it on their own.

>>45878234
Seems like another "infinite combination" fruit preserve promise. Everyone will play around with it for a bit but there's going to be a clear meta in a couple weeks that will show mechanically superior options.
I mean, when was the last time you saw a blueberry preserve? WotT have a hardon for strawberries I swear.

>>45878231
>how do we fix cranberries?
fire the lead singer

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Guys i think somethings wrong with my bananas
The guy i ordered them from said they were a special edition but i tried playing someone today and he just walked off

pic related i got them for a great deal

>Come into fruit thread
>Everyone is playing Fruits: The Harvesting
>Not playing the superior Pithfinder

>>45877761

That's because you lack discipline, anon.

>>45878234
>>45878250

It also seems pretty solidly rigged towards berries. They gave it a good try with some of the citrus fruits as well, but it still pales in comparison.

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Anybody collected some interesting misprints/miscasts? I've heard they can go for a lot of money in some cases.

Hey guys, I've still got my old Pumpkin-setup lying around. Are they still viable or are they just too expensive and slow for the current metagame?

>>45878809
It depends on what you've got. Apples like in your pic are fairly rare I think, but the miscasts in funny shapes of apples, pears and the like are fairly common.

Then again, I tend to grow my own, from what I've seen in my local Grocery store there's hardly any miscasts.

>>45878962
Eh... core fruits for that basically seem to get cycled in yearly around autumn. If you want to play competitively I wouldn't rely on it. You'll wind up with crippled fruit bowls half the time.
Great for casual and some formats though.

>>45879007
Hmm, I might have to get some watermelons for the summer rotation then, they seem pretty cool from what I've read.

>>45869340
No flavour.

>>45879026
Yeah, but you'll have to play safe and wait for the right time, or else you won't get enough Juice and Flavour to beat other more meta fruits.

>>45879110
Yeah, that's what I like about the Big fruits. They can be big and scary, but you can't just throw them around willy-nilly or they get outmanoeuvred so easily. They're a lot more tactical than some of the other "throw pits at them until they go down" styles of play.

Who is the best BBEG and why is it Corn?

>>45879205
Eh, the whole "genetically manipulated makes evil" backstory is pretty lame and unbelievable. I mean, almost all of the fruits are to some extent.

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>>45879244

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>>45863726
Thanks, Lori.

>>45870416

Well the trouble with grains is you have to do crop rotation, but a lot of tournies ban onions to avoid legume cheesing - so a lot of grain decks find they experience serious problems with nitrate starvation late game if they can't force an early-mid game victory.

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Guys, I pulled off an unbelievable combo at my supermarket's FNM. (Friday Night Melons for the fruitlings among us.)

>Be me, playing a deck I dubbed "Git Gourd or Dye Trying"
>It's just spamming "Summer Memories" (0/1 Child Token - TAP:Place a Random Seed from your Deck into a Field. Water daily) until I get either Pumpkins or Watermelons growing.
>Realized I can use "GMO Coloring" and select "Green" to basically turn Pumpkins into Watermelons, and vice versa by choosing "Orange".
>My Gourd cannot be countered because all the little kiddies persimmons are turning into green apples and their limes are turning into tangerines. Their Fertilizer cards are poorly matched and nearly useless.
>I get a rude awakening when someone brings a "BlackCurrant" deck and proceeds to bulk up a "NigNog the FruitHog" card.
>He didn't realize I'd brought along a "Click Like on my Vine" trigger card.
>Pic related when I equip his NigNog to my Watermelon.

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>>45861912
Cloudberries deserve more publicity, nobody will play against me because they think I'm using 3rd party or some shit.

>>45878236
>God Tier
>Pineapples
>Not Lemons and Raspberries
Into the trash it goes
>>45879755
>yfw Lemon Lime Deck
>yfw I play No Lemon, No Melon, discarding a lemon and removing all melons from the game
>yfw citric acid causes your GMOs to buff me

>>45878229
>Play a coconut
>Tap it to make it count as open
>Target it with a lime
>Win the game
>Paid a dime for the entire combo.
Ban when?

>>45879911
Nice job naming the classic counter to all Gourd decks there, bananon. Next you're gonna tell me you're pro because you beat a Conker deck with a Coconut build. I bet you're the Anon that brings a Chili build when your friends decide to have a friendly Red Pepper/Green Pepper match.

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>>45879805
At least you aren't using a durian deck. Odour aura is too strong with its stacking debuff to Flavour and Scent.

>>45879977
Dont be so sour
>>45879962
>implying coconutfags dont play Tropical Deck
>>45879805
Dang, that sucks

>>45878271
You got rused by shitty regrowers, anon.

>>45870202
>Grocery Master
>GM

Are you intentionally missing the joke or are you genuinely that retarded?

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>>45878504

>starting a new Pithfinder campaign set in Carambolarion
>there's a That Guy in a group who apparently memorized a botanical dictionary and is running a homebrew corn/chili/tomato/avocado/cocoa multiclass character
>complain that his mess is too overpowered for a normal fruit campaign, but he's bros with the Fruit Master who can never say no to his best buddy
>FM explains that "well they're all technically fruit so I'm fine with Barry's custom classes"
>That Guy wins every encounter practically by himself and then sacrifices the prisoners to appease the Sun God
>feel awkward as he acts all fruity with the FM and is clearly fondling the FM's cucumber under the table
>say nothing due to pear pressure

>>45879805
I tend to run wild decks, people think I'm going poison because they've never seen edible chokecherries before.

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>>45880488
>play tomatoes/potatoes
>people gear up for anti-savory dishes
>use Family Values
>can now swap into anything in Solanacae
>obv intended to allow for tom/pot synergy
>instead swap into nightshade
>POISON TIME MOTHERFUCKS
>suddenly bypassing defences
>can't touch this
>you touch, you're poisoned anyway
>opponent's face when

>>45880562
nah, man. Full on Wild/foraged. I get accused of being a hipster until the morels, wild onions and wild asparagus comes out.

>>45866697
Thanks!

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WHERE ARE MY HIPPOPHAE/SEA BUCKTHORN BROS AT?

>>45880562
>potatoes
stopped reading there.
litterally worse than Cherrytler

>>45880769
It's not my normal setup, I'm not that bad. Just my troll one.

Usually go for an orange/hidden grapefruit build.

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>>45871685
>>titfruit
>It's not even subtle.
That was a damn weird set of Japanese scribbles...

>>45874865
>It's threads like this that make me remember why I lurk here
It's what will make /tg/ great again!

>>45877695
>>he doesn't play fruit
>>45878126
>Come on you've never played fruit before? Pleb.
I don't either...
...Closet I come is Apples to Apples...

>>45878234
>What do you guys think of Wizards of the Toast's initiative to make a jam & marmelade game mode ? I think that looks sweet.
>>45878250
>WotT have a hardon for strawberries I swear.
>>45878777
>It also seems pretty solidly rigged towards berries.
Which is sad, because I liked Grape...
...Yeah, call me a pleb, but who doesn't like Grape?

>>45879205
>Who is the best BBEG and why is it Corn?
Because he cares not from where the Irrigation flows, only that it does?

>>45880893
>but who doesn't like Grape?
foxes

>this thread
My, My, so little love for dates, so many players using juicy fruits ... that need so much water ... it would be a shame if some date player used the Drought of God combo, wouldn't it ?

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>>45880893
>ND

>>45871727
>Play Nut
Its a busted system and everyone knows it

>>45863977
>avocados
>without the faggotry
the word avocado comes from testicle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avocado#Etymology

>>45881031
A good player would be able to save up his juice before you play it so he enough cards on the board for the inevitable drying.

Grape players especially, because they can just become raisins and still maintain board control.

Lemon-Lime Raspberry is best deck.
>>45881031
>What is Citric Acid and Acid Rain

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>>45863161
shit taste detected

>>45881283
>Lemons and Oranges that low
>Grapes that high
Trash

So what do you guys think about letting one of my players roll seaweed in a pacific island campaign. I think it might work.

>>45881316
I mean, its Fruits, but I'm sure you can homebrew a little to make seaweed work.

>>45881283
>hating on based grapefruit

nigger

>>45881682
Shhh... grapefruit is only good so long as it's unexpected.

Remember the whole raisins/grapes thing a while back? Changed the meta so people expected raisins if you brought out even a single grape. Shut out any attempt at being sneaky.

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>not playing lemon
>not wrecking shit with a joke build

>>45882142
>lemon
>joke build
how dare you

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>>45861912
My group switched to Vegetable a while ago. Our Garden Master is still inexperienced but its been a pretty fun couple of seasons overall.
Currently playing a level 4 Turnip.

>>45881283
>watermelon
>tasty
>>>/ghetto/

>>45882305

No need to be sour about it.

>>45883317
Not that guy but, you don't have to be a nigger to like watermelon, anon.

Same with fried chicken.

Try to run a gooseberry army but it's such a niche build I can't find any second hand fruit on eBay.

>>45883477

Consider it has the same iron content as spinach as well. Incentivise your kids to eat healthy without the fuss over bitter-tasting leafy greens.

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What's the shittiest format and why is it Organic?

>be me
>decide to go to asian supermarket to see the meta there
>spiky looking yellow thing
>dafuq?
>"That's a cucumber," wage slave helpfully chimes in
>niggeri'veseencucumbersandthisisnocucumber.jpg
>well at least they've got to have something stock standard in berries, right?
>lychee berries, what the fuck is this shit!?
>bamboo shoots
>seaweed
>DURIAN
>at least the asian pears are good

The fuck is with this weeb format? I feel like I've stepped into Pokémon Silver/Gold fresh out of Red/Blue with all this weird shit everywhere.

>>45861912
Fruit a shit.

Roots & Vegetables blow it out of the water.

>>45871664
>persimmons
muh nig

>>45881283
>Hating based pomegranates
>Tomatoes not tasty
>giving a fuck about grapes
You really are some kind of fuckboy, huh?

>>45883656
Spotted the GM player.

>>45883780
That one contrarian.

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Literally perfect for any build.
Just avoid playing against coldsnap builds

>>45881283
>pineapples that difficult
I know y'all are some dumb faggot niggers, but enough is enough.
You cut off top, bottom, and skin, cut sections off core, done. Dice or slice how you see fit.

>>45884877
Meanwhile great many other fruits can be used without any gimmicks straight off the bat. Go ahead, call me a filthy casual, I know you want to.

>>45885068
>not using pineapple with citrus decks

How do you feel about alcohol builds, /fruit/? They haven't gotten a lot of attention in this thread.

I know it was awhile ago but I still feel like Growers of the Coast doesn't get enough credit for introducing phylloxera. Totally opened up the meta and overthrew grape dominance. I bet most people don't know scotch builds weren't even remotely competitive before that.

>>45886211
You realize the prices for good quality OLD scotch figures have gone up over 1000% in the last 7 years, the Asian player base is buying up all the great classic staple scotch cards, units that you could acquire in 2007 for under 100$ are auctioning at absurd prices today. Ageless combos are shit.

>>45886313
>>45886211
Have you tried a cider / perry deck using heritage fruits? Dry, sharp, sweet, very versatile.

Good for English / Channel Islands fluff.

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>can be used in any cider/jam/wine/baking based decks
>very difficult to hard and soft counter
>relevant at early, mid and late game states
>possesses the best alternative wincon through silkworm cultivation
>cheap as dirt to build

Why aren't you fags running mulberries?

>>45888072
>implying I need an obscure mulberry extension book

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>>45881283
>grapefruit nearly on the same level of difficulty as pomegranates
I should've expected someone who doesn't like bananas or tomatoes to be mentally ill.

Here, I fixed some of the errors and added best girl.
>>45888072
mah nig

Grapefruit forever

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>>45889868

>implying good apples aren't better than grapes
Leave your shitty grocer books behind and get some orchard splats
>tfw the orchards propagate and overrun with cider

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>2016
>not running miraclefruit/lemon
It's like you hate versatility. Sour, sweet, whatever you want, you've got it. I mean yeah, you've got to watch out not to take yourself out with all that acidity, but that's a risk with pretty much any citrus heavy build

>>45889938
>rapefruit forever

Fuck off, WAACfag.

>>45892308
But I run Miracle Lemon-Lime with Raspberry.

>>45883656
Because most of the mechanics that are viable are based in literal shit. Unless you cheese the system by mulch-stacking, but that might as well take decades to pull off.

>>45889868
>placing apples in untasty
>moving ghettofruit even further

Fuck you >:(

>newbie insists on playing super speshul dragonfruit
>we all warn him that it's bland and awful, give better options
>nope
>okthen

>throws a fucking shitfit when he loses

>write story over weeks
>ask players what they're gonna play
>hurr i'll be a durian
>i'll be le dragonfruit
>crying with laughter, third person says he wants to play nipplefruit
>this is how i spend my weeks

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>>45861912
>all these people playing fruit
It's a terrible system, meat or gtfo.

>>45892997
>not just recommending dragonfruit with watermelon tech
wew

>>45882142
What's The Laughing God doing here?

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>tfw we will never see a vegetables expansion again because all the writers are busy adding to mango, pepper and apple lore
They have so much shit already

The game is shit these days. I mean, you used to have a thousand different options for fucking everything. Ups and downs, positives and negatives. Now you have modern Supercrops and you have like.. three options. All of which are so much better than the old stuff that it's not even funny. Size, taste, yield, consistancy, resource required... what the fuck can you do with anything a decade old?
Fucking power creep.

God damn the meta's stagnant, just Apples, Oranges, Bananas and Berries.
Banana's getting nerfed due to lack of variety luckily.

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>not playing Nuts

ACTIVATE MY ALMONDS

>>45863161
You forgot to label the axis I have no idea if your right or not

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I got out after they introduced the vitamin c tax. Have they fixed it yet or do you have to splash a bit of citrus with everything

>>45897838
x is leftness/rightness and y is upness/downess, we've covered this.

But then you'd know that if you'd read the thread. I bet you play fucking blackberries and whine when people know to stall until you rot.

>>45881283
Pomegranates are easy, you just need to know the trick. Fill a bowl with lukewarm water, and break the pomegranate apart inside it. The shitty skin floats in water, while the seeds sink to the bottom.

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Anyone else having fun with fruit salads recently? It's possible to actually juggle a whole dozen fruits to combine into a Delicious Fruit Salad now.
Really fun to see people realise what they thought was a joke deck can suddenly come out with the second/third best dish in the game.

>mfw eating fruit salad with the tears of my opponents

I prefer S.E.E.D.S. it's quicker, smoother and fixes a lot of balance issues.

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>>45896938

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>>45898017
>all those chucklefucks trying to metagame
>not realising how broken a mixed deck is

>>45879262
Why...

Why did you make the file name so descriptive?

>>45879805
Warm cloudberry jam on some vanilla ice cream.

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>>45889868
>apples and lemons
>untasty

>>45905607
What did you expect of someone who likes banana and watermelon?

>>45862006
On the stage...!

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>>45903306

It's just something I have to do.
Something that must be done.
Something I am driven to do.
Nor do I have any compulsion to stop.
This is not simply my impulse, it is my choice.

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>>45907635
>That picture
It almost looks tragic, in a strange, surreal kind of way, like the man is mourning the blobfish, though the blobfish seems unconcerned