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>>45881087
>oh jeez how original
Unimpressed, sarcastic, teenage goth witch? I'm down

Become immune to fire.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45881087
Oh God another one.
I'm completely fine with this

Use magic to make all of their heads explode

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>>45881204
The executioner lights the fire, everyone cheers except the Fosters. Your "mother" keeps yelling there's no way her little girl could be a witch.

You let out a disgusted scoff, "I told you not to address me in public Maria."

This fires getting pretty hot. You sigh as you channel some magical powers to protect yourself. The dark energies manifest themselves in a faint redish glow.

The crowd goes silent as they see the fire doing nothing to you at all. Maria Foster begins to cry. "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG!?"

The fire completely surrounds you, but you're totally fine. The only real danger you're in is the steak you're tied to giving out and falling over, but the ropes should burn away faster, so you can just walk out of her in a few moments.

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>>45881263
As the ropes burn you pull yourself free and start walking out of the fire. Some guards come at you with swords, but you just wave your hand as your eyes glow.

The whole crowd other than the Fosters begin to bleed out of their eyes shortly before their heads detonating life a firework.

Your father looks over the death and destruction and calmly removes his pipe from his mouth.

"Young lady you've got some explaining to do."

"Were not mad, were just disappointed." Maria adds.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45881395
Explain to your parents that this is who you are its not a phase.

>>45881395
This is the best Sabrina the teenage witch incarnation yet.

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>>45881456
"We're getting you to a church right now young lady, whether you like it or not."

"I'm not going to church ADAM. This is the real me, I'm a witch, you just don't get it!" You argue.

"I can see you're a witch honey, my outfit is covered in the blood of our mayor, God rest his soul."

"God rest his soul" adds Maria quietly.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45881623
Run away to another plane of existence for a while

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45881623
Change your appearance to look like an angel, for shits and giggles.

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>>45881652
Mr. Foster grabs you by the arm and starts dragging you up the hill to see Old Father Jenkins. You struggle and manage to pull yourself free. You sprint away and open a portal, jumping through without looking where it leads.

Adam and Maria call to you with threats and apologies respectively.

You land in a huge open field with pink grass filled with fluffy adorable creatures while a rainbow shines overhead. This has got to be the brightest, most vomit inducing setting you've ever seen.

A small rabbit hops over to you and asks "Did you fall from heaven? Are you an angel?"

You laugh at the idea. You manifest your dark abilities to make yourself look like an angel. A glowing halo above you're head, some small feathery wings that would never actually support a human enough to fly. You bet the Fosters would just love to see you wind up like this. What a joke.

The rabbit hops over to a pink unicorn and starts telling everyone an Angel has come to visit.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45881825
Maintain goth girl integrity. Make those wings black.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45881825
Trick them into worshipping Lucifer

>>45881899
This is gonna be good.

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>>45881871
Alright, looking like an angel was good for a laugh, but this isn't you, that was the whole point of the fight you had.

Plus you weren't really aware you could alter yourself like that. Maybe you could try it again.

You concentrate on your wings, it's a strange experience, moving limbs you've never had before. The white feathers begin to turn black, like a Ravens.

Once you're done conscentrating, you look around to see a large group of unicorns have surrounded you. They have a great deal of blank scrolls and papers ready in front of them.

"Great messenger of our lord and savior, what message of the divine do you bring to us? Is the time finally come to lay siege to the infidels?"

>>45881899
You're taken aback by this... these sparklong horses think you're a religious messenger? Maybe you can help your old pal Lucy out here.

"Oh unicorn... people. I am the great and powerful Angel, Mercy." the unicorns are shooting thin beams of light from their horns to burn the letters into them. They are writing down everything you say.

"I have come with a message... you must give tribute and pay respects to the great Lord Lucifer!"

The unicorns slow down in their writing. One of them looks up confused. "Wait what?"

One of them steps forward, a pale blue unicorn with a long white beard. "Do not listen to this false rancher my brothers, she comes to lead you to the water, but I urge you. DO NOT DRINK! I sense dark powers within her, of deception and angst, she is no angel."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45882054
Make their skeletons pop out of their bodies and gain a skeleton army

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>>45882093
The unicorns begin surrounding you, their horns pointed in your direction, glowing with arcane power. You hold out your arms and focus your emotions outwards.

A powerful blast of energies bursts forward moving through the unicorns. Their magic fades and their skin seems to lose its colorful glow. They begin screaming in agony as their flesh tears away, leaving a crowd of skeletal horses standing in a pool of blood and guts. They await your orders.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45882163
Realize nobody gets you, feel like you want to curl up an die but don't actually do that.

Then take one of the skelecorns into the nearest town.

Conjure up a incubus boyfriend who understands us.

On mobile, hope I get the dice right.

>>45882303
I'm never able to get the dice to work on mobile. Can someone roll for me?

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>>45882224
You sit down on the ground and brood. This pink grass is killing your brooding mood. You wrap yourself in your black wings. If only there was someone who could GET you. You grab onto the closest skelecorn and get on his back. You've never ridden a horse before, but it seems easy enough.

The unicorns spoke about others, so there's clearly got to be a town nearby, plus infidels sound like you're kind of people. You tell the other skeletons to await your call and head off on your mount.

You ride for a long time. Being undead means your horse never gets tired, which is convenient. In no time you reach the bright pink walls of a city. From the watchtower you can hear some voices.

A pale skinny man leans over the wall, he has pointed ears and what looks like sparkling purple insect wings.

"Is that... is that a dark angel ridding a skeleton horse?"

The largest, most muscled man you've ever seen looks over as well, he has a military hair cut and a cigar in his mouth.

"Well slap my ass and call me Barbie... The unicorns were right, it is the end of the world."

"YES CAPTAIN BARBIE SIR."
There is an audible slapping sound.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45882303
>>45882322
I'll do it I guess.

>>45882498
Dang it. A 1!

Try to conjure up a succubus girlfriend who doesn't really get us.

Thanks bro!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45882530
I got this bro

>>45882552
D:

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45882480
Spread the worship of Lucy

>>45882559
I tried man

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>>45882498
While the two fairies at the gate are doing their thing you can't help but feel you've just stumbled into yet another place where nobody will get you. You wonder if they even exist.

You look at your wings and think, "Hey, these powers have worked out like... every time you've used them so far. Maybe a boyfriend... One who's a demon like Lucy, only a cute one, who gets you. That's not asking too much is it?" You wave your hand and the grass begins to burn in the pattern of a pentagram.

A fiery portal begins to open, an attractive young man walks out. He has pale purple skin, horns, hooves and bat wings . "Hey babe, I'm Ash, and I'm really horny." He points at his horns. "Haha, get it? Up top!" He tries to high five you but you don't know what that is. He is left hanging.

"Alright babe, you ready to bang or what? Also I'm running a bit late so can we make this quick? I'm running a bit low on cash too so if you could lend me some that'd be great babe."

This didn't work at all... you're kinda disgusted by Ash despite how attractive he is. It's probably just his personality... or maybe you're just not attracted to guys!

>>45882530
>>45882552
You concentrate a little more on the open portal, in a moment a second being comes through. She shares all the same features as ash. Ash looks over at her. "Ahh shit, what are you doing here Cinders? Shouldn't you be whoring yourself out somewhere else?"

"Look, I was summoned, I came. I didn't know you're stupid ass was going to be here so get over yourself."

The two begin to argue, neither of them paying attention to you. Things start getting violent. Or wait... sexual? Are they... oh god they are. The two demons begin attempting to drain the life out of each other.

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>>45882601
You decide to cover your eyes and turn your attention back to the fairies. They seem to be watching the demons very intently.

"I have come to spread the word and faith of my dark lord Lucifer!"

"If it involves what ever is happening down there you can sign me up! Open the gate kid!"

The large pink gates begin to open, letting through. You're just glad to get away from the demons.

The guards let you pass. You wander into the small town. It's pretty nice, filled with homes and pointy eared people with colorful butterfly wings.

In the center of town there is a large pink castle.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45882942
To the castle! On top of a skeleton unicorn

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>>45882945
You spot some food vendors in the street selling fancy and magical foods. Your stomach growls. Why bother paying for food when you can just conjure your own?

You try to conjure food, but nothing old or boring... some kind of other world's food, one you can snack on casually you know?

You hold out your hands and a bag materializes, filled with a strange food. It tastes great, and the bag is super fancy, inlaid with gold and silk, and clean despite it's contents being covered in butter. Truly this must be the food of kings and queens. How delightfully decadent.

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>>45883030
With your food in hand, you ride towards the castle atop your skeleton steed. You arrive at the castle doors where more fairies wait. These ones are covered in sparkling green armor.

"Halt, who goes there? And for what purpose do they seek to enter Castle Sparklehold."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45883093
Command them to let you through.

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>>45883120
You point at them and give them a command that burrows its way deep into their minds.

"Let me pass."

The eyes of the guards glaze over.

"Of course my master!" the head guard calls out, while opening the palace doors for you with a smile.

You ride the skelecorn through the doorway. The hall is long and empty... like very very long. You think at the end of it you spot a throne.

After a minute or two on horse back you arrive in front of a massive woman, about the size of three men, with an extravagant outfit. Glitter pours off of her with even the slightest movement.

"I am Queen Titania. who are you and what have you come here for witch?"

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45883256
"I've come to spread the glory of my lord, Lucifer"

>>45883256
To claim her heart!
As our light-sided girlfriend.

Someone roll for me plz.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45883336
Because this can only end well

>>45883382
YESSSS!

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>>45883282
"I've come to spread the glory of my lord, Lucifer" you say to the fairy queen proudly.

The queen just laughs. "Is that so? Well young one, I suggest you run along before things get very bad for you."

"I warn you, I do not offer second chances. Should you deny my offer you will know my wrath, and you will suffer the fate that all naughty little girls do in fairyland."

"Death. Resurrection. Torture, then death."

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>>45883382
"Oh but you misunderstand Queen Titania... this was not a threat... as a matter of fact I was never here for Lord Satan at all." You explain.

"Then what were you here for?" The Queen asks curiously.

"I seek the release of something that was taken away from me, it is very dear."

"And what exactly are you accusing me of stealing young one?" She asks, looking slightly offended you would imply she was a thief.

"My heart."

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45883476
Use magic to make the Queen call in love with you.

>>45883513
No, Anon, that's what the last roll was for.

Ignore this post.

Use magic to conjure a beautiful dress for ourself.

Someone roll for me.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45883573

>>45883607
Woo! Power of Love prevails!

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>>45883513
She stares at you confused, as well as amused.

You give her your most seductive look, working a bit of magic in there. Your eyes glow red. She makes eye contact and her eyes go wide and flash red for a moment. She begins shaking her head a bit, like knocking herself out of a daze.

Behind you a plumb man comes running up out of breath from the size of the hall he just ran down. He has the head of a donkey much to your confusion. The queen looks at him with disgust, then there is a flash of red in her eyes again and her scowl becomes a smile.

The donkey headed man leans up, still catching his breath. "There has been a breach of security marm, an enchantress has slipped into the throne room!" He looks over at you. "Oh... I suppose you already know then."

The queen walks over to the messenger and begins to shrink down to a more normal size of about 7 feet. She wraps her arms around him.

"Oh um... alright."

"Oh messenger boy, when did you get so devilishly handsome?"

"Oh... the asses head? Just a prank you know... haha... are you feeling alright marm?"

"I've never felt better, now that you've arrive. It's a good look on you." The queen assures him, caressing his head.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45883679

Summon the troll who sound like Bruce Lee.

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>>45883573
>No, Anon, that's what the last roll was for.
Oops.

>>45883607
You see the queen is looking very distracted with the donkey man. You're not too sure how you feel about all this. She was supposed to be in love with you, but she's also really touchy feely and that's not really your thing...

You are pretty jealous of her fashion style though. You're still stuck wearing these dirty old rags with some blood and brains on them. You're a powerful dark angel witch now, you gotta look the part.

You focus your energies into the clothing and mold it to your liking. You create a very nice dark black dress, as well as fix up your hair.

>>45883679
No! We already claimed the queen's heart! It belongs to us!

Use magic to turn the donkey-headed messenger to into a normal girl.

Someone roll for me.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>45883744
Summon a certain elf from a certain plain just to have her shit herself.

>>45883771
Meant plane.

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>>45883740
You wait for the queen to finish with the messenger. You keep waiting and she just stands there leaning on him, playing with his hair... The messenger seems like he can't tell if he should be delighted or terrified. It's getting really awkward.

You get tired of twiddling your thumbs and try and summon some company. You start with a troll. You've always wanted to meet a troll.

You attempt to conjure up a mighty beast but instead you summon a daisy in a flower pot. What a strange occurrence you think to yourself.

>>45883771
You decide a troll wouldn't make the best company anyways. What about an Elf? But not just any elf, you wonder if you can summon an elf who's had some experience with crossing different dimensions and planes.

In a quick spell, an elf woman in a feathery blue dress appears in front of you... wait a minute.. that's not an elf. This is some kind of plant creature or golem molded into the shape of an elf. It's difficult to tell until you get really close. Is she... is she made of daisies? What the hell is going on with your magic and these flowers?

(huh, I forgot she wasn't blonde)

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45883923
Ask her if she has any experience with proposals.

>>45883923
Cry and pout, regaining the attention of the queen, and her heart!
Magically.

Someone roll for me please.

>>45883984
Anon, you can roll.

>>45884004
Nah mate, I'm on mobile. Dice don't work for me.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>45884030
Rolling on mobile now.

>>45884030
See anon. Look at >>45884069

>>45884069
...I'm a sad Mobile Anon now. Everytime I try it doesn't work for me.

How do ye do it?

>>45883984
>>45883747
>>45883628
>>45883573
>>45883513
>>45883336

What the hell is this? I thought we were a brooding teenager! Why you guys always make these quests into "let's fall in love with and marry the first woman we meet?"

>>45884133
The same way I do it on a computer?

>>45884142
I'm also on mobile for the record

>>45884133
Options feild dice+*insert number*d*other number*

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>>45883771
>have her shit herself.
She's a golem now, so that's not really an option anymore.

The elf looks around the room. "What's going on here? I was just on my honeymoon with my husband. Oh this isn't good. You need to get out of here right now before he does something... unreasonable."

>>45883982
"Wait, you're married? I need to ask... how did he propose?"

She gets grim look on her face. "Well... um. One day, when someone cares very much for you, they will give you something that is very important to them. A ring, a necklace... a katana. Then, if you're not completely positive it's what you want, you say no."

"What if we would be really good together though?"

"Well if it's meant to be, they'll keep trying and trying and trying, until you ARE completely positive it's what you want. Then you say yes."

You think it over.

>>45884167
As am I

Wow... lotta discussion about mobile going on here... also is there anyone other than me who isn't on mobile, just out of curiosity?

>>45884191
Odd. I've tried that before. Maybe I typed it wrong.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45884196
Oh shit send her back before he shows up. He will fuck us up for hurting his waifu

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>45884196
Ask to meet her husband for more tips.

>>45884210
I'm not.

>>45884217
Use our magic to summon her husband.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>45884276
Dang it.

>>45884295
I already rolled to meet him.

>>45884309
Typed that before I saw it. Also, finally figured it out.

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>>45884223
You think a little too long. In a flash of light a wizard appears before you. He wears a pointy hat and a bright yellow suit.

The elf goes to him. "It's okay honey, she's just a young girl wanting to know about love."

The wizard thinks it over. "Well maybe I'll go easy on her, this time."

He looks over and sees the the donkey headed man. "Ha! Classic prank. Alright let's get out of here honey."

>>45884224
"Wait... can't you stay and talk?"

The wizard turns around and gives you a smile. "You know what, why not. It's been a long time since I met a new wizard, oblivion itself having been destroyed and all."

"What do you want to talk about exactly?"

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>45884332
How to get someone to fall in love with you.

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>>45884332
Wait how old are we? Everyone keeps saying we're young and now I can't help but think of pick related.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>45884332
>>45884376

Plus any lewd tips...

Rolled 1 (1d2)

God damn it I was enjoying this one. But people have just shat on what little characterization the MC had. She was brooding and from what i gatger pretty young, why the fuck are we trying to have sex with sparkly butt?

Fuck this. Listen to the tips, let them leave, then run away to a new world

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>>45884376
You ask the wizard how to make people love you. The wizard thinks about this for a moment. "Well... theres the fast way, a love potion." The elf clears her throat. "I uh... I mean, true love can't be done with magic or brewed in a bottle. True love happens when two people go throw a lot together, it takes time and effort and most importantly, shared suffering."

The elf goes to say something about that last part, but then thinks about it and nods to herself.

>>45884378
I didn't have a specific age in mind, but she's definitely a teenager, hence all the "It's not a phase" stuff from earlier.

>>45884498
You think about what the wizard said. He opens a portal to another world. "Well if that's all I think we'll be off. You ought to head home too, the fairy kingdom is a dangerous place."

You think about heading home, but there's no way you're going back to that place, you're gonna run away and live on your own. With Magic!

You try to open up a portal to another world, it opens and all you see are swarming bees forever.

The elf sees it and wonders to herself why it seems so familiar.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>45884681
Thanking them, we decide to go back to burn our village back home.

>>45884724
Apparantly we fucking vaporized it.

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>>45884724
Some bees spill out of the portal, you get a few stings while you concentrate on altering the portal. The image in the portal keeps shifting until you see your old home town.

Stepping through the portal you see the bodies lying in the town square, bloody and headless. You conjure some flames into your hands and start throwing them, causing massive explosions. As you continue to express your rage, your eyes glow bright red and you release one massive burst of energy, setting the whole town ablaze. The buildings burn away to nothing, there are some screams from those who weren't in the town square during the witch trial. A woman crawls out from the burning ruins with disfiguring burns and wounds from falling buildings.

She crawls towards you screaming about "the children. You recognize her as the care taker at the orphanage.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>45884868
Too late nothing we can do about her, Let's find the head leaders of Christianity.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45884900
Except, you know... Magic.

You were an orphan, take pity on the care taker and fix her.

>>45884926
I fear the outcome at what monstouscity we might do.

>>45884900
>>45884926

Holy shit! She is evil as fuck!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>45884868
Oops, wouldn't want to waste orphan souls.

Gather the souls of the Burning orphans and give them a new chance at life as our pseudo dragon familiar (cat to dog sized little dragon).

>>45884961
Hey, I knew just to leave the orphnas be, but some people just had to have ethics/morals.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45884926
Yeah.... fix her....


into an undead minion! what is dead may never die!

>>45884970
>>45885009
>>45884926
Just leave the damn orphans alone. We kill the church. Then maybe we might open up a new orphanage.

>>45885045
But what if we need the orphans later for like, science.

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>>45884926
You look down at the woman who cared for you before the Fosters. She treated you kindly. You kneel next to her, and attempt to heal her wounds, but it's too late, her soul has already passed on.

>>45885009
Maybe you can bring her back... you attempt to bring her soul back into the body. The body moans in agony, you try to calm it down but it grabs at you and digs its nails into your skin as it's flesh rots away and the bone crumbles to dust.

You look over the rest of the burning people, you probably have time to save them, but why should you?

>>45884900
You get up and look to the top of the hill where Old Father Jenkins lives in the church. What a vile place. You decide it's about time you bring an end to them.

>>45884970
You begin channeling dark energies into the wreckage of the orphanage. You see the spirits rise up and manifest. Children's skeletons covered in ash. Their eye sockets are empty and their teeth sharp.

They come towards you, floating slightly above the ground, circling you.

"Young ones, I come to you with an offer, a partnership!"

Many of the children begin to cry. The sound is torturous to listen too. Your mind feels like it's being torn to pieces. The youngest children start grabbing on to you and tearing at your skin repeating things like "What did you do to mommy? Where is mommy? What did you do?"

You fall to the ground as one tears a massive wound into your leg. The children keep getting closer, you can't think straight, everything hurts. As they tear deeper into your flesh, you begin to cry. Not a single tear or gently crying, you close your eyes and weep like a young child. The children stop their attack. When you calm down enough you realize they are gone.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>45885232

Reverse the time before we blown up the village.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>45885232
Send the Church to hell.

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>>45885232
Taking a short break for dinner. I'll be back.

Feel free to post things while I'm away, but try not to make them too radically different. It's hard to write them all at once sometimes in a way that makes sense.

Also now would be a good time to discuss if you'd like me to change how I run these or what kind of settings you'd want to see in the future.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>45885232
Ignite the atmosphere, were immune to fire so it will be fine

>>45885289
I think most of my complaints are with the players really.

Mainly I'd like to see less
>lets seduce the first woman we meet
And
>Cross over stuff with other OPMUQ adventures

>>45885382
I'm fine with this. I originally rolled to sdeuce as a joke. Was hilarious when it succeeded.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>45885275
Nah man, that would just martyr them.

Use the power of emomancy to make Christians feel like, whatever about religion and like, stuff.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45885289
It's okay quest. I like its craziness and randomness. Reminds me of the "first respond" quests.

Anyway, my roll is for
>summon some smokes, coffee and moody music. Brood like a crazy.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45885232
Teleport to another witch. They'd probably get you.

Also bumb.

Got another post coming soon, but my roomate has a problem he needs me for, so break is extended. Sorry.

>>45885289
I always come into these threads too late, what timezone are you on QM? I feel like you're on GMT either that nor NEET

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>>45885269
Lying on the ground in the rubble, you wipe away some of your tears. You look around the town and regret what you've done. The only people you hurt with this fire were the ones who didn't want to see you burn. You concentrate all of your energy on a single moment.

You feel everything fading away, you close your eyes and imagine starting a fire in your hands. You open your eyes and find yourself right before you cast the first flame. You fall to one knee because of your leg injuries.

>>45885275
You were reckless with your anger before, you should focus on directing it to the right place. You look up at the church at the top of the hill. Father Jenkins is a nice man, but he's an old fool. Him and his kind, the men who run this world, they should all see what it's like to suffer, to burn.

You concentrate on your dark master, and his domain. Your powers are strong, but this will be difficult. You imagine a dark pit in your mind and picture all the churches, priests, bishops and cardinals. You cast them all into the pit and then you make your will reality. You open your eyes and see the old church being pulled into a burning red portal.You can only imagine this is happening all over the world.

The church isn't dealt with yet though, without the preachers, there will still be followers. They shouldn't be too hard to deal with, just attack their faith, their devotion. You attempt to imagine the average believer... it's much harder to pin down... after all everyone you've ever know has been one. You try and focus on them and their beliefs, making them realize that life is pointless anyways and that they should really just not care too much about what religion people are a part of.

You try and attack their minds with this idea, but you feel the idea of faith is fixing itself faster than you can attack, it, growing stronger.

You fear you may have just turned most of the population into religious zealots.

More incoming.

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>>45885336
You laugh to yourself. To think you were using this power just to pick up things off the ground, or scaring animals away. You wonder what your limits are, how far you can take it. It doesn't matter if anyone gets hurt, you can always just go back and fix it. Unlimited power, no consequences, now this is the life, so why don't you feel whole?

>>45885646
You sit down, giving your bloodied leg a rest. You conjure up some coffee, moody music and a pack of cigarettes. You lounge around brooding for a bit. With your fingers you create a jet stream of fire to light the smokes. You take a moment to appreciate the beauty of fire, and how something so pretty can also be so dangerous. You think to yourself that it's like deep or whatever, I don't know.

You wonder just how big a fire you can create. You create a spark so strong, the air itself catches fire. The fire spreads in all directions, the heat feels nice. The fire ignites everything as far as you can see. It completely covers you. You feel yourself begin to choke, fire filling up your lungs. There is no air, only fire, you're suffocating.

>>45887175
AST actually. I like to start threads around 1:00 so i can just keep em running as long as possible with minimum breaks.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>45887698

Summon ninja demons to aid us.

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>>45887764
As you continue to choke, with fire filling up your lungs as well as blocking any sight, you try and get help from Hell itself. Demons walk towards you through the fire. picking you up off the ground. One puts a hand over your mouth and you can feel yourself breathing again. You cough a bit and go to thank him put he places a finger over his mouth as a sign to be silent.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45887865
Ask them to take you to another town

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>45887865

Make ourselves as ninja witch.

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>>45887698

This is a shitty paint layout of current multiverse. Pls give opinions and comments.

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>>45887908
>Set fire to literally everything.
>Another town.

Um...

>>45887921
I love it, but lacking in the bees.

Also also, this is quest 5. The 4th was a fairytail quest. Just to let you know.

>>45887975
Ah, fuck I knew I was forgetting a few things. I came into the last one at the last minute so it totally slipped my mind. Will fix now after 10000000000000000hrs.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>45887865
Head over to another universe, where you might find acceptance. Bring the ninjas

>>45887975
Obviously, the space in between universes is where the bees are.
You have to get through the bees to get to a new universe

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>>45887916
You try and cover yourself with the same sort of dark armor they are wearing, something stealthy, and menacing. You also want to give yourself some skill at staying hidden... though theres not much alive here to hide from.

You focus your energies again on yourself, and create some rags that shimer and glisten in the light. Your dirty old shoes are replaced by wooden sandles that make a huge amount of noise. You other than that you look just like a real ninja. Though the demons shake their heads in disappointment.

Behind you there is a big rumbling as a tall figure looms over you. You turn to see a very familiar goat head.

"Well if it isn't little Mercy. I see you've been trying very hard to please me. Sending me gifts of the holiest men on earth, the few who I have no right to claim. In addition you took it upon yourself to exterminate humanity. Do you have even the slightest idea of how big a mistake you have made?"

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>>45888032
Haha, don't kill yourself working on it anon. To be honest I'm extremely flattered anyone cared enough to make anything for my little series. So honestly, thank you.

>>45887921
oblivion doesn't exist anymore, we destroyed it.

Bee plane is missing.

I could swear we popped open a few other planes, like a plane of infinite poop or something but I'm not sure.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45888172
No sir, you are the one who has made a mistake.

Consume him and take his power, becoming even more infinitely powerful.

>>45888211
OPMUQ Lore thread: >Dimensions >Characters >Chromosomes & Mysticism

alright but legitimately where have we been so far?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>45888248
Fuck, I really wanted to eat Satan.

Ok backup plan, seal him in the plane of infinite bees.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>45888265
Backup backup plan, reach across the Metaverse to another time and place, when we were a wizard who bitch slapped God, and summon that past life self to bitch slap Satan back into hell.

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Updated version. Bees have their own universe but also exist interdependently between worlds.

>>45888326
We already met him, he gave us love advice. But ya, call him.

>>45888402
Fortunately he also has a lot of experience with annihilating his home planet and fucking with time.

>>45888428
He also created a citadel full of blackjack and hookers, and a glorious golden power suit, and an entire universe. Man that quest was awesome

>>45888394
This kinda makes me want to draw up a plot line in visual Studio with all the quests and how they connect to the plane s and which characters cross over to what planes and which quests.

>>45888248
You look up at the devil and see he's very upset. "You;re the one who made a mistake Lucy" you attempt to focus on his power, draw it away from him.

He kicks you in your leg wound, you fall to the ground, pain burning away at it, you're in agony.

The demon ninjas raise their weapons but cower away with a single glance from the devil.

"I gave you this power in exchange for servitude. You were supposed to currupt and destroy lives, but this has gone too far... humanity needs to live so more souls can be made. Normally I would just fix it all and give you a warning, but you also had the audacity to send the church into my domain. Do you know how much trouble you have caused?"

>>45888265
You attempt to focus your magic on the devil, sending him to somewhere where he'd suffer. You do the spell perfectly but nothing happens.

"You stupid bitch, I gave you these powers. Do you really think you can use them to defeat me?"

He stomps on your leg. It's completely broken now, you're in agony.

He puts a hoof on your pack and grabs onto your wings. He begins tearing them off. You cry out for help.

"Go ahead and call, nobody will come. You killed them all remember?"

The wings come off. You black out from pain.

When you wake up you are being held up by chains, surrounding you is only fire.. but it burns now, the way its supposed to. You beg for someone, anyone to help.

>>45888326

Far away, in another universe, a wizard and his elf wife can't help but feel someone is in need of assistance.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>45888502
Also summon Momperesso Maliarami (or however it's spelled)

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>45888502
Tap into our angst to realize the magic was inside us all along, break the chains!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>45888502
Yeah, fuck this demon shit. Regenerate our wings, but slam some extra power into it, making them fully flight capable and demon repelling. Still black though, like our soul.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>45888502
Now clothe ourselves in fire that grants us powerful rengerative abilities, like a pheonix.

>>45888788
Actually, I take it back, could the wings be red-gold colored? continue the pheonix /fire motif?

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>45888502
This seems to be going well.

While we are at it, let's rip the blackness free from our soul and use it the Forge the all powerful blade of lassitude. Able to suck the ability to care about anything from you with the smallest cut, and with the power to instantly straighten hair and convert your entire wardrobe to matte black if you are cut by it.

The sword cuts not only with its blade, but with the edge of its personality.

>>45889033
2edgy4me

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>>45888561
As you burn alive in the fires of hell, you continue to call out. Images flash in front of you of a powerful wizard, and a slightly less powerful magician.

The wizard stares into your soul. "Mercy, try and remember your magic. Feel it flow through you. Try and find the smallest spark and focus on it."

You close your eyes and listen to the words of the wizard. It's too difficult, the pain is too much.

"Hey, uh, witch girl, I'm going to let you in on a secret, demons draw magic from souls, he didn't give you that power. It was inside you all along." says the magician who you've never met before.

>>45888663
You try again, you listen to your soul. You find a spark, a spark that's crying out in suffering, you focus on it and with that spark you light a fire in yourself. The chains break away, and the fire no longer burns.

>>45888788
You focus the energy into your wings, they expand outwards into a full wingspan, capable of holding you up with ease.

You thank the magical apparitions.

The wizard fades away, the magician looks around. "Hey by the way I'm pretty lost, do you know where this is in relation to the fairytail universe? I think I keep making the wrong turn at the bees."

You tell him sorry you don't know. He says it's fine, if you ever need him his name is Momerpresso Malamatartarei

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>45889064
Become new ruler of Hell

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>>45888823
>>45888855

Your leg is still broken, you begin to try and regenerate it with your new found talents. You feel the warm embrace of fire surround your leg as it heels itself blackness of your wings seems to burn away into a shimmering red and gold.

You get back onto your feet. If you want to defeat the devil you'll need a weapon.

>>45889033
You attempt to make a sword from the very darkness and emotional scars that power your magic. You focus on pulling the darkness from your soul. The sword begins to form out of pure emotions. The sword comes out looking brittle and dull, the top half of the blade is missing, like it's broken. That can't be right. You're the darkest, most angst filled person in the whole world, right?

Behind you you hear Lucifer laughing to himself. "Oh woe is me, I'm a little girl who's real parents were a whore and a rapist, I wish they were alive instead of these loving and thoughtful one's im stuck with."

"That's what you sounded like when you came to me all those years ago Mercy. You think you're the angstiest, most brooding person in the universe? Well guess what. YOUR LIFE ISN'T THAT BAD. You're just a stuck up little bitch, who thinks everyone is too stupid to get, but guess what Mercy? The world gets you just fine, they just don't like you."

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>45889064
And the first order of business is to make some changes. Tear the veil, opening the plane of pure positive energy to scour hell clean of all demons and Devils so that we might have a blank slate upon which to impose our will.

>>45889387
Actually, I wrote this before your last post qm, can we open it right in the Devils smug face?


Can't look smug if you don't have a face.

>>45889380
Lucy got too real

>>45889380
Oh shut up Satan, you decided to be an internal scourge on the mortal world just because daddy didn't love you best.

Plus, look at the size of this place. Clearly you're compensating for something.

>>45889469
eternal*


accursed mobile device.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45889433
Stab him with the sword for good measure.

>>45889237
Has no one else noticed this?

>>45889570
Give him time, there's a shit ton of request for him to go through

>>45889595
Oh I know, was just wondering if anyone noticed it.

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>>45889237
Lucifer raises his hand and all the demons in the area step away from what they were doing and begin to come towards you with weapons.

You stare at each and every one of them, your eyes glowing with golden fire. every one you make eye contact with stops in their tracks, their twisted smiles fading as they back up afraid. Some begin to bow.

"What is the meaning of this!? I AM YOUR KING!" Lucifer begins to yell.

"Not anymore Lucy."

>>45889387
You open up a portal to the plane of positive energy, a bright white light pours out of it directly into the face of the devil himself. He screams in agony as his face burns away, the light continues to flow into the room, destroying all of the demons as they scream and run.

All of hell begins to tremble. collapsing apart as it's cleansed.

>>45889560
You close the portal and find Lucifer's face completely melted away, only a smoking skull remains atop his neck. You walk towards him and plunge your sword at his head, but a hand rises up and grabs the blade. With little effort he shatters it between his fingers.

"Alright Mercy. I'm impressed." Lucy's voice echoes through the skull.

"Maybe you'd make a decent ruler of hell after all."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45889652
Rape the devil

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45889652
Awesome.

Been waiting for this quest to pop up again!

Summon a male Elf Secretary-In-Training. We'll need a boyfriend/someone who can keep things organized.

Rolled 10, 23 = 33 (2d100)

>>45889652
First off, repair our home universe, then create a palace for ourselves, using ludicrous amounts of gold
(Not sure if I need one or two dice for this)

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>>45889703
Can I say uh... no to that? I don't want to write about an underage girl raping the devil.

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>>45889652
Current multiverse

>>45889703
Wut.

>>45889733
Just say no to non-consensual sex with Demons!

>>45889729
I like this post. Very much so.

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>>45889729
As Lucy gets to his feet, you look around hell. You've got a lot of work to do, and you don't think you want to do it alone. Even that all powerful wizard had someone there for him...

You conjure an elf secretary in training, which is to say he's gone through his orientation, and pretty much is completely qualified to be one in every way, only he hasn't actually worked a day in the job yet.

He looks around confused. "What's going on here exactly?"

You tell him you're the ruler of hell and you're going to need some assistance, he got the job. He thanks you but wonders if his other job would maybe be a better fit, as he'd be paid and have any idea where he was.

You assure him he'll be payed, you have a great deal of money, or at least you will.

You open a portal to your home world and begin trying to fix things. You conjure up a mighty castle with a huge amount of gold. Or at least you try. The massive construct is made from dirt and stone, and it quickly crumbles away.

You think maybe you should turn your attention to the world itself. You try and replace the air your burned away. You start replacing it. The elf smells it and comments that he doesn't think you're doing it quite right before passing out.

This isn't working too well.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>45889939
Just kinda make it what it was before, but without the flames or demons and stuff.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45889939
Give our new Secretary a proper and fancy looking uniform.

Perhaps a nice suit.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45889972
Hell or our homeworld? That request really fits both.

Also just cause Lucy said we were cool doesn't make us cool. Beat the shit out of him with martial arts.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>45889939
Use our magic to repair the castle and make it out of gold AND silver.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>45889972
>>45889994
>>45890017
>>45890056
All of the fail. All of it.

Rolling to seduce the elf and make him our boyfriend. Got to have some change from all the waifu's we've had, let's have a husbando this time.

>>45890114
Holy shit, this fucking quest likes waifus and husbandos

>>45890146
I'm just sitting here laughing like crazy, didn't actually expect that to be a 100, especially compared to all of the fail rolls previous.

>>45890190
Love conquerors all. If there's been one constant it's when we really need a love roll it always comes out.

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>>45889994
You get the secretary up and breathing again. You decide to conjure him a nice suit while he's out though, you were thinking one like the wizard had. You attempt to make a bright yellow suit, but somehow you get carried away with pauldrons and armor to protect him, and wind up with some crazy looking power armor.

You turn your attention back to the world. You try conjuring everything you can think of the world needs. Farm animals, buildings, trees, but all of them just burst into flames as fast as you can conjure them. The flames arc through the air, you have trouble controling them. Some of the fires seem to have a life of their own, moving around, cackling.

"I can see you're having trouble. Need any help?" Lucy interjects.

>>45890017
"I might not have killed you, but that sure as hell doesn't mean I want you around."

You turn around and deliver a powerful kick to his chest. He doesn't even flinch. "You've made your point. I'm so very intimidated." he says sarcastically. You think he has a smirk, but his face is a skull so it's hard to tell.

>>45890017
You turn your attention back to the castle. You keep trying to form it, but it keeps falling apart. Eventually you manage to make a mountain out of silver and gold crushed together. Doesn't exactly resemble a castle though. Maybe from a distance?

>>45890114
The elf wakes up and gets on his feet. "Woah.. what's with the fancy armor?"

You explain to him that you thought he could use a change of outfit, but you went a little over board. "I love it." he says.

"Hey uh... What's your name. I'm Mercy." you give him a shy smile.

"I'm Alluin Wranlen. Your wings are uh... they're very nice. I'm sorry, was that weird? I uh, you probably want to keep this a purely professional relationship, you're just very pretty." he blushes.

"No no... it's fine, thank you, I don't get compliments very often."

"Do you want to... I mean... we don't have to... but would you like to..."

Hold hands?

>>45890435
Lewd

>>45890435
Yes, you deviant. The option is so deviant, that I'm not even going to roll and say that it is a success.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45890435
Maximum awkward cuteness achieved. Holy shit it's like I'm in the fucking school yard again.

Ask Lucy to create a kingdom for you.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45890435
Try to keep our cool and not incinerate him out of embarassment

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>45890435
Have him take us to a Romantic, yet cutely awkard dinner. While holding hands.

>>45890511
>>45890529
>>45890587
SUCH WIN!

>>45890613
This fucking quest, I love it so much

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>>45890489
The two of you hold hands
The elf reacts instantly. "Woah, your hands are burning hot!"

>>45890529
"Oh no, I'm sorry, how hot? Are you okay?" You focus magical energies on your hand.

"Ya, it's fine, just a little hotter than I was expecting, no need to go crazy over it."

You turn to Lucifer who's just watching the two of you with a massive grin. Or at least you assume he is.

"Lucy, could you build me and Alluin a nice kingdom to stay in? One that's habitable?"

"What's the magic word?" asks Lucy.

"Well if I knew it I would cast the spell and make it myself."

Lucy gets up and sighs. He moves his hands like a conductor, as gothic architecture rises from the earth and begins to form beautiful structures. Soon he creates a beautiful kingdom.

"It was please by the way. The magic word is always please. How do you not know that?"

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>45890713
He is surprisingly chill for a guy who lost most of his body and had his realm taken from him, let's make him a nice little Demi plane just to be a decent person

>>45890587
I leave for a bit to get a snack, and see that my post was succesful! Yes! Can't wait for the QM to write it and make it canon!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>45890713
"Satan, would you please be the priest at our wedding?"

>>45890846
More like the Un-Priest, Amiright?

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>>45890807
I mean, I said at the beginning he was your best friend. He got real pissed at you but he's also proud of you for doing all this on your own.

You thank Lucy by trying to create a demi-plane for him somewhere nice. You don't look it over before heading into the kingdom. Lucy looks into his new domain. It's a 10 cube foot white room. "How generous." he mumbles to himself.

>>45890587
The two of you run into town holding hands, and find yourselves at the nicest restraunt you've ever seen. The two of you sit down and wait for a demon waiter to take your order.

"So I was won-" you both start to say at the same time.

"Oh sorry-" Again you speak over each other.

"You go first." He says.

"Oh, I was wondering if maybe you'd like to-" You're cut off as the waiter comes in.

The whole menu is filled with demonic and morally questionable things to eat. Except the pasta. You both decide to order that.

The plate, singular arrives. You say there must be some kind of mistake. He assures you that there is no mistake. This is the lovers spaghetti special.

You both turn away, beat red,

You begin eating the spaghetti, it's all going well until disaster strikes. The dreaded shared noodle situation. He doesn't seem to notice. Do you keep eating it, do you stop? You don't know if your poor heart can take this. You might have an anxiety attack.

>>45890991
Oh so we can't rape the devil but you'll write this hand holding filth?

Take it to /d/ man.

>>45890991
Keep eating it!
Not rolling, this shouldn't require a roll for such an important question. You deviant, you!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45890991
Have noodle enduced panic attack.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45890991
Whoa whoa whoa, are we going to just forgive the devil for the horrible torture? I think not.

Create a plane of pure friendship and goodness just to lock his ass in it for all eternity, we will make him a fluffy bunny rabbit so he can fit it.

>>45891423
We destroyed humanity. Wasn't some torture called for?

>>45891423
fit in*

I'm doing this on the assumption that Satan himself is going to be a bit butt hurt over being stuck in a world where everyone is nice forever. Might teach him some manners and help him get over his daddy issues too.

>>45891423
We did wipe out humanity, kind of justified on his end. Let's not do this to the poor guy

>>45891450
Just because we had it coming doesn't mean we can't get revenge for it.


Plus, don't you want the plane of fluffy bunnys and friendship to exist? maybe in the future we can play a fairy that blows up the world with the runaway power of friendship, oops.

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>>45891423
As Lucifer walks into the white he room he sees it slowly expand outward, grass appearing and a bright sun with a smiley face appears. Flowers and birds and rabbits appear as well.

"Huh. Neat, but not my cup of tea."

He turns around to leave but the portal is gone. "This is revenge isn't it." he says to himself as he grows two large fluffy ears and begins to shrink into a fluffy bunny rabbit.

>>45891312
Not rolling is blasphemous!

You keep eating the pasta, you start to lean forward, he looks up right as your lips touch.

>>45891382
You pull away, you're so red you're making your wings look black and white.

You start apologizing excessively. You get up and say you need to go right now. You fall over and faint.

You wake up in a nice bed, a demon nurse and Alluin are looking over you.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45891626
Is our home plane fixed? If not fix it. If it is go home and apologize to our foster parents for all the shit we made them put up with over the years

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45891626
Lucifer is our patron isn't he as powerful as we are? If not more so?

Ask Alluin if hed consider getting married?

>>45891759
Yes!

>>45891759
Was in till wizard

>>45891626
>>45891759
>>45890846
Satan will be our priest after all!

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You get out of bed and ask Alluin if he wants to get married. He's taken a back by this.

"I uh... I mean, I was thinking we could go on a few more dates. Meet your parents first."

"Oh... my parents are dead. Oh god... my the Fosters are too!"

You focus your energy on bringing the whole world back to the way it was before. You tap into a new emotion for magic, happiness.

The whole world begins to right itself self back to the way it was and should be. With the exception of the giant Gothic kingdom atop the hill. You feel exhausted after such a huge amount of energy.

"Wow. I didn't realize how beautiful your world is." Alluin looks out in wonder.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45891980
Let him meet our real parents. Call forward ghosts.

>>45891759
He was.

It's OPMU, if the dice favor us we're infinitely powerful.

>>45892005
It'll be like the final scene in return of the jedi with the ghosts and the partying.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45891980
Banish all the Christians in favor of witch hunting to the plane of fluffy bunnys and friendship for a year in the hope that they'll learn the error of their ways.

>>45892005
This quest is beautiful. Love power brother!

>>45892122
Why did you roll. Why? Why!? WHYYY!?!?

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>>45892005
"Well if you wanted to meet my parents, my REAL parents, I suppose you still can. "

With an an incantation you conjure two ghostly images of your parents appear. Your mother looks at you. "Who are you? Where am I? Why is he here!?" She screams at the image of your father.

>>45891980
And let's make up for past transgressions by adopting all the orphans and inviting them to move into hell with us, which is now covered in daisies.

>>45892167
Because suffering makes the sweet parts a lot better of course.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>45892206
oops roll failed. >>45892203
ng

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>45892203
Hmmm yes, family reunion might have been a bad idea.

Banish father to the pits of tartarus.

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Sorry about the slow updates. I gotta take an unexpected break real quick for a bit. Sorry!

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>>45892275
>Please Understand.

Those feels man, you brang them back!
Why!?

>>45892275
What do you guys think? Come back and finish this in an hour or so?

Or leave it for another day?>>45892275

>>45892341
I must bump this.

In the name of LOVE!

I COMMAND YOU TO BE BUMPED!

>>45892983
Do what you think will be best, if you think you can keep going and make it fun, then go for it, otherwise there's allways next time.

>>45892983
Whoops, posted>>45893008
Before I saw your post.

I say continue this. I have to go to work tomorrow, and I don't want to miss this.

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>>45892206
But you reset time, the orphans are actually alive and well.

You sit in the room as your mother begins to panic. "It's me. Mercy, I'm your daughter... I, I've always wanted to meet you."

Your father looks over you with a smile.

"What a beautiful young lady you turned out to be, just like yur dear old pop, hahah. Look honey, what a beautiful baby we made together, I told you we'd go well together."

"Get the hell away from me you disgusting thing!"

You look at your father, your hands are shaking, you're not sure how to react. You've been told... but... but he's your father. He wouldn't actually have... he couldn't have.

>>45892248
You fill up with rage and attempt to banish the spirit of your father far away, but he doesn't go where you intended. In a land full of rabbits and rainbows he appears. He looks around and spots a particularly large, horned rabbit chewing on a carrot.

"What's up doc, long time no see" Lucifer asks.

You turn back to your mother, she keeps shouting about the horrible creature, and you keep trying to explain to her you send him away. She just keeps yelling and you don't know what to do.

Alluin puts his hand on your shoulder. "I think it would be for the best if you... maybe... left the room for a moment Mercy."

And then you realize that she's talking about you.

>>45893712
>But you reset time, the orphans are actually alive and well.

I think I misread your post, for some reason I thought you were talking about bringing the orphans out of hell.

>>45893747
I will say, you should probably hold off on adopting the children till you actually wind up having a place to care for them.

Rolled 22, 56 = 78 (2d100)

>>45893712
So sad! D:

Use our magic to help calm her down, and get to know her.

Also, sorry I'm late, had to use the bathroom.

>>45893939
Shoot. At least we get to know her? Maybe?

Can we use the 56 to calm her down, and disregard the 2d100 bit? Plz.

>>45893712
Gotta say, has anyone told you you're excellent at giving us wacky scenarios and then making us feel like shit? You give emotional whiplash.

We fainted because we kissed a boy a few posts ago, now we find out our dead mom hates us because we're a rape baby.

The fuck is wrong with you. The fuck is wrong with me for liking it?

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>>45893939
You attempt to use your magic to calm her down, but Alluin holds you back.

She sees your glowing eyes and begins to panic more.

"She's a witch, I've given birth to a witch! This is hell isn't it?!"

You just wanted to know her better. Maybe you still can. You focus on her, trying to think about your time in the prison and then think backwards from there.

You start having things sort of like memories... well they are memories, but they aren't yours.

You are a young woman. You do everything you've ever been told for the most part, exactly like a lady should. Some days however, when you're feeling particularly naughty, you slip out of church early. You know it's wrong, it's just so convenient. You like to go in the woods and be with nature, see the animals. Sometimes you even talk to them like they are your friends, since you don't have many of those.

One day a fox talks back. It's voice is all too familiar. It offers you power in exchange for your first born daughter. You tell it to go away and never speak to her again, and it never does. Every day however you see it out of the corner of your eye, always watching. This continues for weeks. One day you snap and start yelling at things that nobody else can see. You tell them the devil is following you, talking to you. They call you a witch, they lock you away. The cells are over crowded, they put you in one with a man. He seems a gentleman.

He is not a gentleman. You can tell what happens next, but the whole time, she saw the fox on the other side of the cell, watching her.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>45894219
Well then

Go teleport to a random plane, away from all this, just for a little bit

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>>45894288
Seeing these memories is too much for you. In an instant you just disappear. Lying in the grass you look up at a smiling sun. A big bunny with horns leans over you. It's red eyes are identical to that of the fox's.

"How's it going little Mercy? You enjoying your time? I'm really enjoying what you've done to my little box dimension. Especially sending me some old friends to hang out with."

"I haven't seen him in so long. You know he's the one who picked out your name actually."

The rabbit gestures towards the ghost of your father.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45894370
Send father to Limbo. Have real talk with Lucy.

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>>45894387
With a wave of your hand you send the man away.

"We need to talk Lucifer."

"Uh oh, full name, you must be serious." the rabbit shifts back into the goat headed creature you're familiar with.

"What's on your mind Mercy?"

"I saw my mother's memories. You were there. You... you tried to get her to give me up. You wanted me before I was even born. What the hell did you want me? You were there, taking care of me in the prison for as long as I can remember... why did you want me and not some other kid? What were you after?"

"Think for a moment Mercy. You destroyed the whole human race because you were curious about fire. You destroyed a domain I spent literally countless years creating in a mere moment. Do you really think just any witch can hold those kinds of powers? How has the world not been sent into chaos sooner? You're more powerful than any other mortal Mercy, maybe even more powerful than me. A long time ago, I was told that your mother would give birth to one of the most powerful destructive forces ever to exist. One that would one day surpass me. I just wanted to make sure that when the time came, you would be with me, not against me."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45894531
> realize parents don't love you
> best friend only in it for power
> nobody loves you.

ACTUALLY become filled with angst and emoness. Don't cry, just feel nothing.

>>45894564
No roll, just a statement.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45894531
Uh oh. Well... Shit.
Conjure some more coffee and smokes. This going to be a one helluva long hard day.

>>45894574
>>45894564
Fuck it, I admit it, I just tried to samefag to try and stop my quest from dying. I sorry, that was shitty and I shouldn't have done it. Sorry.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>45894607
It's alright QM! I'm sorry for not being here! Forgive me!

See if our mother has calmed down a bit, at least.

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>>45894592
You conjure up some smokes and coffee. You don't say anything, you just sit there. Lucifer eventually gets up and walks away. You think about your life for a few hours.

>>45894655
NOOOOOO!
WHY!?
PLEASE NO!!!

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>45894607
You are forgiven my child

Let's create a plane of reality and completely destroy it, then find husbando and calm down

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45894607
But I'm not a samefag! There is at least two of us.
Anyway,
>Screw Lucy, screw our mother, screw everything. Fly to some other plane, bee free. Somewhere where there is no conception of hell, heaven and bees.

>>45894709
We must snuggle with Elf Husbando, and marry him! And angst a bit. Some just because Teenage Emo Ansgt, but most because of those massive feels. :(

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>>45894655
You get back up on your feet. You look around but Lucifer is nowhere to be seen. I guess he could have left whenever he wanted.

You try and teleport yourself back to the room but you can't. That spark of emotion you use for your magic... it's just gone.

You don't feel rage, or happiness or sadness. You don't feel anything.

You can't draw from your own magic, but you try and tap into Lucy's, your connection is still there.

>>45894709
You open up a portal to a whole new world. You begin modeling buildings and mountains just to smash them into dust. Forests just to burn, oceans just to boil... you're calm, but you don't feel any better. You return to the sanitarium, Alluin is sitting outside your room, he gets up walks over to you when he sees you. He puts his arms around you and you try to mirror him.

>>45894717
>No conception of bees.
That's a tough order in this setting...

You tell Alluin that you're going away for a while. Somewhere far far away. He says he wants to come but you think it's best if he doesn't. You came back to say goodbye.

You remove yourself from this plane. No portal from one to the other, you just enter the space bewtween worlds. The Cold Void. There is nothingness... well nothingness and bees.

You float through the nothingness for what feels like an eternity. You see the occasional thing, like a worker beast or debris from destroyed worlds.

Eventually you land on a large chunk of a mountain floating through the void, it's shaped like a piece of bismuth, but it's as large as a small house. You sit on it and stare into the void.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>45894858
Summon Husbando, and do an Adam and Eve!

PLEASE WORK RNGESUS!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>45894858
Go to foste r family you big dummy

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>45894858
Pick up a hobby, like painting models or something. Find something constructive to do for a bit

>>45894889
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

My luck is failing! Why!?

>>45894915
Because, RNGesus is telling us we need to help ourselves instead of latching onto someone to solve our emotional problems. Also we only went on one date with husbando, give it some more time

>>45894959
I know, mostly joking with that post, but still, all my rolls earlier were working! Now, RNGesus has abandoned me. 'Tis but a test of faith! You're right anon!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45894858
Make a world for you and husbando, and live happily ever after.

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>>45894889
You sit around in the void. You wonder if you should have brought Alluin along as well... no, you couldn't ask him to have come here and give up everything with you.

>>45894907
You start trying to come up with a hobby. You try making models for a bit but it really loses it's fun when you can just will all the pieces together. Everything you try just ;eaves you feeling as cold and empty as this world you're in. You don't feel anything. You wonder if there was ever anyone out there who really cared about you for who you were?

You go back to trying hobbies. You try puzzles but that was always more Maria's thing.

You start thinking back to the Foster's. You think of Maria's homecooked meals, and Adam's stupid jokes.,, and the way they'd always get on your nerves because they would never give you room to be alone... because they loved being around you so much.

>>45894903
You appear at home, in your room. You run downstairs and find Adam and Maria Foster sitting at the dinner table, their meal eaten.

"Mercy honey, I'm so sorry, if I had known you were coming home I would have made more!"

You run to her and wrap your arms around her.

"Oh it's alright dear, if you're this upset about it can make some more right now!"

"I love you mom and dad. I'm sorry I've been so difficult all these years."

Maria holds you tight. "Oh honey, please, you're hardly difficult, you should have seen me when I was your age, isn't that right Adam honey?"

Tears are streaming down "Stone Cold" Mr.Adam Foster's face with a beaming smile.

"She called me dad."

You can feel your magic beginning to flow through you again.

>>45895158
Yes! Love prevails!

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>45895165
Give hell back to Lucy, tell him not to fuck with us or our friends and family

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>45895238
No anon, why? It was ours! We didn't need to give it back!

>>45895165
Apologize to our parents, and make them rich as a way to show then how much we are sorry!

>>45895238
Maybe we could fail at giving it back? Maybe ending up as the permanent ruler or somesuch? A "didn't read the contract" sort of thing?

>>45895283
The one time we roll for money that isn't for us, and it works.

Okay.

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>>45895283
You go back to see Alluin again, this time you bring the Fosters. Alluin and the family hit it off immediately.

In about a weeks time Alluin finally brings up the nerve to ask the question, and you of course say yes, you will go on another date with him.
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He, the Fosters and you all wind up living in the Gothic castle together. You eventually wind up giving the Fosters enough money to buy a castle on their own.

In about a years time Alluin finally asks the REAL question, and the two of you are married.

>>45895238
You tell Lucifer that he can have hell back in exchange for leaving you and your family alone. He declines. With hell cleaned out of demons and populated entirely with lost souls and the entirety of the catholic church, he's just going to leave it as is.

>>45890846
He would appreciate it if you gave him one last chance to make it up for you. With the whole church exiled, he could officiate the wedding.

You decline. He understands.

You pull in a few favors from a friend, and your wedding is officiated by King Randal IV The Immortal as her authority in this world is higher than that of God himself. The only guests are your parents, a wizard, an elf and a magician. That's no problem, you did always prefer a smaller wedding.

As the wedding ends you see a fox watching to the side. It lets out a single black tear before disappearing into the Cold Void.

>>45895158
You create a new world for you and Alluin as a honeymoon getaway. It's a perfect paradise. You love it so much you decide to stay. You pull the Gothic castle into the world and open up a portal to your old town so you and your family can visit each other whenever you want.

Of course Mercy Foster, Alluin and her family, lived happily ever after.

And with that, our Witch Hunt story line comes to a close. If anyone has any questions or anything i missed you want to bring up now is the time to do so.

I will be archiving this and going to sleep very shortly.

If anyone missed it or cares here's my twitter, I'm gonna start trying to use this more.

Next quest will likely be sometime this weekend or next tuesday. Until then, have a great night.

>>45895522
Forgot twitter:

https://twitter.com/ExcaliburQM

(Ignore the name, I just couldn't get WizardQM and Excalibur was an old dnd character.)

If anyone has any recommendations on what the next adventure should be feel free to give ideas.

If this quest and the last one are anything to go by however, I do feel people are leaning towards a story that will allow them to revisit some worlds or characters.

Who knows, maybe we'll have Magic the Gathering: Return to Randar.

or maybe Lucy Quest.

The Phantom Smug Anime Menace

>>45895665
A modern day scientist gains reality bending powers after an experiment gone wrong. He also loses any sense of right or wrong, as is customary for all our protagonists

>>45895747
I like it.

Speaking of protags, I gotta ask. Did you enjoy the set up with an incredibly basic personality as well as some minor characters to work with, or do you prefer a blank slate, like Ardeus the wizard in adventure 2?

>>45895826
Personally, I like having some details to work with.

>>45895862
Cool. I'll definitly keep that in mind.

In the meantime, I'm gonna head to bed.

The likely hood the next quest will be the scientist is actually very high by the way, I've been trying to find a way to do a sci-fi twist but I always thought alien. I like the idea of a normal person developing these powers.