30 minutes to call, let's say, and otherwise
HELLO LOVELY AUDIENCE AND WELCOME, OR WELCOME BACK!

> "Halia..."

IDS HAPPENIN

>>45902015
> "Could you two shut up? I'm trying to die over here."

IT'S HAPPENING. IN A MILDLY DIFFERENT FASHION.

>>45902158
Let's go with this.

>>45902015
>> "Could you two shut up? I'm trying to die over here."

>>45902015
It's back, nice

>Trying to die over here

>>45902015
>> "Could you two shut up? I'm trying to die over here."
And after I just came out of reading the first quest.

>>45902439
>>45902404
>>45902086

While this is encouraging, WAT? I did something right? Well that is a change.
Writing!

>>45902529
Don't worry, Redemptor, I'll still be here to shit on your quest.

>>45902587
Shut up minion, I know where you live.

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>>45902587
>>45902612

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> "Could you two shut up? I'm trying to die over here."
"Dr.Marches? Lil' Sis? Could you two let a man die in peace? I've had a long day and I'd love my deathbed to a quiet place now."
"Well it's definitely him Halia, but my point stands. He's not going anywhere for a few weeks at the least, and neither should you. You know what Miss Pollok said. No more conflict until the Kingsmen get here."
" They're not *going* to get here. And if I weren't doing something about it, my idiot brother would still be wandering the forest."
"He shouldn't be wandering in the first place! He doesn't have a pulse!"
"I'll have you know that my brother has managed to walk his way from the tavern all the way home with more booze in him than the entire royal family! Getting up from a stabbing wouldn't surprise me in the slightest."
"Well, since you [B] are [/B] alive Mr.Mantell, could you kindly tell me how you managed to get back up after losing the better part of you heart?"
> "I did what?"
> "well, it started in Crookhaven... (tell whole story)"
> "Well, I was wandering home in through the forest (tell whole story except how you sank two ships in the same harbour. In fact, just leave out the whole pirate part. Dad wouldn't approve, and sis would definitely tell him)"

>>45902655
Ah, bolding doesn't work I see. Noted. For future reference * * will denote bolding unless other means are found.

>>45902655
> "Well, I was wandering home in through the forest (tell whole story except how you sank two ships in the same harbour. In fact, just leave out the whole pirate part. Dad wouldn't approve, and sis would definitely tell him)"
No one can know

No one

>>45902655
>> "Well, I was wandering home in through the forest (tell whole story except how you sank two ships in the same harbour. In fact, just leave out the whole pirate part. Dad wouldn't approve, and sis would definitely tell him)"

>>45902655
> "well, it started in Crookhaven... (tell whole story)"

>>45902655
>> "Well, I was wandering home in through the forest (tell whole story except how you sank two ships in the same harbour. In fact, just leave out the whole pirate part. Dad wouldn't approve, and sis would definitely tell him)"

I still can't believe we were staring at our sister's ass.

Giving it 30 mins again.

>>45902682
Oh people will know the second they reach Crookhaven. You're a bit of a local legend. "Eat your veggies or Captain Mantell will sink his ship on your bed."

>>45902714
Nothing wrong with putting your sister to the test.

>>45902741
Are we gonna OreImo this?

>>45902733
Obviously, we need to completely destroy Crookhaven and everyone in it, then destroy any reference to it in history.

No one must know

>>45902714
>>45902741
>>45902766
...
I can write this, but do you *really* want me to?

I mean *really*. Because the option is there, even if I don't want it to be.

>>45902766
Only time will show.

>>45902766
>>45902795
Can we wait until we get other waifu options so we can waifu wars later?

>>45902811
Why are you even waifu-ing your sister. That was supposed to be cringe-y but... If I did that good a job...

>>45902845
Can't be cringey when it's people's fetish.

>>45902795
Let's not do this, please

Votes are slow, and people seem to know what they want (ie: not exposition) Writing!

>>45902845
I was just making a comment on the character's actions last thread. Other people just decided they want to oreimo this shit.

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>>45902766
>>45902741
>>45902714
>>45902868

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> "Well, I was wandering home in through the forest (tell whole story except how you sank two ships in the same harbour. In fact, just leave out the whole pirate part. Dad wouldn't approve, and sis would definitely tell him)"

"Well I was wandering back through the forest, because I was coming home, and I was so close to Harrfell that I decided that I didn't need to keep my sword out. Which is the exact reason that I was unarmed and sort of surprised when a mad man rammed a knife into my chest"
"You let a mentally ill person sneak up on you?" Your sisters skepticism hurts, more than the the sharp blow just dealt to your ego.
"He had a knife! and the town guard should be keeping bandits out of the woods! Anyway, a few hours later I woke up in a pot, took the knife out of my chest...
"You removed an obstruction from a wound? a wound that was almost definitely in your heart?" Doc Marches' eyebrows raise almost as high as your sisters.
"Shut up! I had been stabbed! I obviously wasn't thinking straight! *Anyway, as I was saying, I took the knife out of my chest and stabbed him to death. Of course, then I had to go track down the assholes who he gave my clothes to, but before that, I had to get clothes on, so I took his."
"Really brother? I thought you had run away to the circus!"
"Shut up!"
"Then what were you doing?"

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"Later, now stop interrupting me. So I naturally climbed up into the trees and tried to chase after them but... well, I bumped into you."
"And started acting like a tom-fool. All the more reason to think you were in the circus brother.
"I *was* not!"
"Well either way, Mr. Mantell, your story is done. Until there's a healer that can put hearts back together, I'm not letting you out of bed."
"*Doooooc*" both you and your sister let out an exasperated whine.
> I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.
> Fiiiine. I'll sit in bed. Doing nothing. While bandits are apparently holding my hometown hostage and the rest of my family has all the fun murdering them.
> Say doc, why aren't you fighting back? Usually you're the person who's first to the practice poles in the militia.

>>45903188
>> I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.
>> Say doc, why aren't you fighting back? Usually you're the person who's first to the practice poles in the militia.

>>45903188
> I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.

Sneak out if we have to, we're completely fine

>>45903188
>I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.
> Say doc, why aren't you fighting back? Usually you're the person who's first to the practice poles in the militia.

>>45903188
another 30 mins a-nons

>>45903188
> I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.

We only need half a heart anyway. Not like we were doing anything with the other half.

>>45903188
> I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.
> Say doc, why aren't you fighting back? Usually you're the person who's first to the practice poles in the militia.

>>45903242
SHUT UP MINION!

Or I will railroad you into fixing your broken heart.

So if we lose the other half, will we become a heartless?

>>45903266
True love~

>>45903266
If we meet a QT necromancer can we force her into making us a badass revenant?

>>45903301
Only if you can somehow convince Vox to do a crossover, and frankly, I am not worthy of that.

Since Votes are pretty slow, I'll be cutting he voting margin down to 20 mins. Writing!

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>>45903301
>her

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> I'm fine! I'll be up and about in a moment see? and I don't want to spend any more time in these clothes than I have to.
> Say doc, why aren't you fighting back? Usually you're the person who's first to the practice poles in the militia.
"I'm fine see?" you say as you stand "perfectly fine, other than these horrendous clothes."
"And the hole in your chest"
"Dear sister, not moments ago, you were proposing that nothing short of enough booze to knock out the town guard would put me down"
"My views remain unchanged"
"Doc why aren't you fighting? You were always zealous with your poles in the militia? I swear, I still have welts on my bum!"
"James... Most of the town is dead."
"And my dad's a llama"
"A what?"
"Never mind. Harfell has always been filled with fighters, you, Halia, Mary Pollok, Harry the smith, Henry Foiles? Speaking of Henry, what happened to the guards"
"James..."
Oh no. Not the tears. Halia crying is one of the few things that can make you cry too...
"Dad's dead"
> "what..."
> "I was joking about the llama part..."
> Stay silent. Cry.
> "Doc, she's joking right?"

>>45903650
> "I was joking about the llama part..."

>>45903650
>"I was joking about the llama part..."

>>45903650
>> "what..."
"I'll kill 'em."

I require food, Might be a little late on the voting margin, rest assured, your planets are safe. On the plus side, this quest is teaching me all the capchas.

>>45903650
> "what..."

>>45903780
Has the tyranid gotten his food yet?

>>45903840
All planets *except* yours minion.

LURKERS, I SUMMON THEE, FOR WE HAVE REACHED AN IMPASSE (if no decision is reached in 5, I'll roll)

>>45903937
>I was joking about the llama part

I return to my lurking

>>45903937
> "I was joking about the llama part..."

>>45903650
> "what..."
Crying intensifies.

>>45903955
>>45903963

Writan. I'LL MAKE A HEARTFELT MOMENT OF THIS YET!

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> "I was joking about the llama part..."
No. No, no no nO NO NO NO NO NO!
No. You can feel the tears running down your cheeks. You feel you adopted sister bump into you as she rests her head on your shoulders and his words come rushing back to you.
"She's lost her mum, see? just like you. Come now Jamie boy, no more tears, you need to be strong for her. She's only five. Can't have her seeing a big seven year old crying too."
"but dad! It's... It's not fair! She's my friend! Why'd she have to lose her mum! She doesn't have a dad like you!"
"Come on now Jamie, go play with her. Remember, no more tears, I don't want to see her crying when she gets back"
No more tears. "No more tears Lil' sis. Jamie's here now. We're going to be pirates see. Pirates like we were always going to be. Captain Halia! Come on sis, I was joking about the llama part"
"James, weren't you going to be the captain?"
"I already was sis, it's your turn now."
" 'K James..." She sniffles. "James? What's a Llama"
"It's like a very hairy horse with a long neck"
She stifles a sad giggle. "We killed them already. Or rather, I killed two and you crushed one under your fat ass."
"oh, were you looking at it again?"
"JAMES!" her horrified look is better than tears at any rate "I would never!"
She calms down and looks at you, dead in the eyes.

"Their boss is still in town, he took over Mary Polloks office when he killed her. We're going to kill him. And knowing you, you already have a plan."
>" nope."
> "Pants. First, I need my pants. And my sword. And maybe some booze."
> "how much has town changed? Wren still have here moonshiner still set up?"

>>45904204
> "Pants. First, I need my pants. And my sword. And maybe some booze."

>>45904204
>> "Pants. First, I need my pants. And my sword. And maybe some booze."

Also, a moonshiner sounds like a perfect way to get booze.

>>45904204
>> "Pants. First, I need my pants. And my sword. And maybe some booze."
>> "how much has town changed? Wren still have here moonshiner still set up?"

>>45904204
> "Pants. First, I need my pants. And my sword. And maybe some booze."

Or I guess we could dazzle them with our wedding tackle out.

>>45904277
I'm from Ireland, here, that's an ancient tradition. Ever wonder why the Romans never invaded? Too freakin' cold, and far far too many shouty blue naked men.

>>45904204
>Secure pants, sword, and large amounts of alcohol.

>>45904303
Most of them time they didn't even paint themselves either. The blue was from the cold.

>>45904303
Also why there aren't any sneks.

>>45904332
But Anon, the signs of cyanosis are way less visible in drunks.

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>>45904249
>>45904272
>>45904276
>>45904277
>>45904277
>>45904328
YOU ARE A PIRATE

>>45904340
??? are you the guy who posted "like a snake" last time?

>>45904367
Wasn't the snek guy, no. Sorry.

> "Pants. First, I need my pants. And my sword. And maybe some booze."

"Pants dear sister, my plan is pants"

"Doc, I've changed my mind, this clearly is not my brother"

"I find it hard to believe myself. And I gave the diagnosis."

"Gallows humor huh? Sis, did dad... Do you still have dad's sword?"

"mhmm. It's in the house though"

"and my stash?"

"I drank it long ago"

"YOU WHAT?"

"I replenished it!"


THUMP THUMP THUMP

"DOCTOR, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, AND I KNOW YOU HAVE THAT BITCH IN THERE WITH YOU"

Halia, sweet little Halie Halia, takes a knife from out of the top of her dress, from the only place with the space to hold it. You pull yours out of your pants.

> "What did you just call my sister?"
> let the Doctor answer
> Burst out the door, knife bearing. (d20,+ 4 because you just thought of an awesome stunt)

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>45904490
> "What did you just call my sister?"
> Burst out the door, knife bearing.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45904490
> Burst out the door, knife bearing. (d20,+ 4 because you just thought of an awesome stunt)

>>45904570
You secured us, you magnificent bastard.

>>45904490
>> Burst out the door, knife bearing.

>>45904626
Anon, would you roll for that pls?

>>45904668
MINION! ROLL FOR THE ANON!

Rolled 8 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>45904668

>>45904543
This, and
>>45904570
that roll, right? Right?

>>45904570
This makes up for my failure roll last time, thank you tg dice

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12
22 FALSE CRIT!
12
Trait active - Swashbuckling
What dID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SISTER
Trait found Brother Protector 2/3
To the poor unfortunate bandit outside, it must have seemed as if the world came toppling down around his head.
To you, the door that you remember Doc Marches never really fixing fell wonderfully forward when you shoulder charged it, and smacked into the head of the idiot behind it. At which point the boards decide to bounce off to the side, giving you perfect clearance to drive your knife right between his ribs, and your sisters flicked blade into his throat.
"Never mind, definitely my brother. Gods above, your temper's only gotten worse."
"shut up. Let's just get over to the house."
"Right."
The town has in fact gotten bigger. The Doctor's house is on main street, and it seems that you were out for at least a day, because you can see the moon just peaking up from behind the trees to the east, and no ones around. Other than corpse boy, who Dr. Marches is dragging into his house and giving you the thumbs up. If you remember correctly, your house is near the wall at the other side of town, near the forest edge.
> go there directly, and fast someone's bound to have heard that commotion.
> Take the back streets, there's no way they know their way around town as well as you do. You grew up here.
> Climb onto the roofs. Rule one of guard duty is look up for a reason, and it seams these dolts never learned why.
>write in.

>>45904996
> Climb onto the roofs. Rule one of guard duty is look up for a reason, and it seams these dolts never learned why.

>>45904996
>Take the back streets, there's no way they know their way around town as well as you do. You grew up here.

>>45904996
MORE FOOOOOOOD.
I shouldn't be late, but heads up. Next few updates will be the last, but stick around to the end of the threads for questions, criticism (constructive or otherwise) and schedule (which I should stick to, as I despise social media, and twitter is something I am afraid of.)

>>45904996
> Climb onto the roofs. Rule one of guard duty is look up for a reason, and it seams these dolts never learned why.

>>45904996
>> Climb onto the roofs. Rule one of guard duty is look up for a reason, and it seams these dolts never learned why.

cya in an hour OP

>>45905159
Planets dev- I MEAN SCONE BEING CONVERTED INTO BIOMASS.
Writing

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> Climb onto the roofs. Rule one of guard duty is look up for a reason, and it seams these dolts never learned why.

Halia starts to run into the back alleys before you tap her on the shoulder from the roof of Dr. Marches.

"James, Get down from there!"

"Halie" you imitate her annoyed voice "get up here if you don't want to run into the five idiots 2 streets away"

"oh"

You bounce and sneak your way across the rooftops, and crouch behind balcony walls when you hear people moving. In total, there seems to only be 8 or nine bandits patrolling, a good sign, as it means that there can't be that many more guarding their boss. It's not long before You come to your old house. Low to the ground and slightly crooked, you can see where you broke the latch on your window so the da... Dad couldn't stop you sneaking out. You can also see where you did the same on Halie's window once she found out you were sneaking off to the tavern and wanted in on the fun. Of course you could always just walk in the front door. It is your house after all.

>Walk in. Your house, your rules
> sneak in by your window
>sneak in by Halia's window
>write in


This is the final story post I'm afraid. I'm pooped, and I've got to walk to college tomorrow. A 9.3 km walk of fun at half 6 in the morning.

I'll stick around for a bit though for questions and criticism

Also. NEXT THREAD ON SUNDAY at 3PM GMT
I'll probably run this on Mondays Tuesdays and Sundays from now on if it suits me, and if I miss Monday or Tuesday, I'll hold a Wednesday thread.
ON SUNDAY EXPECT CHARACTER SHEET!
AND POSSIBLY A DESCRIPTION OF HARRFELL
AND MAYBE EVEN STORY TIME FROM HALIA'S OR JAMES' PERSPECTIVE!

>>45905649

Thanks for running, and for the record

>sneak in by your window

For old times sake

>>45905649
>Front door
Who's going to stop us?

It was fun, thanks man

>>45905678
>>45905727
Anything I can do better? I know I'm not a great writer, but... Well, the thanks are much appreciated. ARCHIVING! (I'll start leaving archive links next thread. Thank Minion for reminding me. THE BASTARD.

>>45905649
> sneak in by your window

I feel you, man. I always had a little over nine kilometres to the schools back in the day. Take care, and good game.

>>45905749
Thanks for running.

Today was 9/11. Better than last time. Far fewer memes.

Archived. Night ladies and gentlemen!

>>45905649
>> sneak in by your window