>>45913401
>Give him directions, you've got better things to do.

>>45913401
>>This should be funny, tag along.

>>45913401
>This should be funny, tag along.


Allow Prince Vegita to possess you and re-assert Saiyan Dominance over the Galaxy.

>>45913401
>This should be funny, tag along.

>>45913401
>This should be funny, tag along

>>45913401
>>This should be funny, tag along.
Can it wait after we've gotten Bra from school?

>>45913401
>This should be funny, tag along.

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Eh, you could use a laugh. "Sure thing, just keep up with me. We're heading out to the desert."

He follows you outside, taking flight awkwardly. "Tarble, you know how to fly, don't you?" You sigh, watching him wobble about.

"...Mostly?" He grimaces tentatively.

You give him a few pointers, which gives him a slight improvement, before he flies off to fetch his wife and daughter.

With those two in tow, you fly eastwards, heading to Baba's Palace. Spike and his monster friends give you a half wave, and you chat with the devil man, while Tarble haggles a price with the old lady.

Eventually, Tarble agrees to trade one of his pods to Baba, for the right to see his brother. You're lead out through a small opening, and sure enough, a small gassy cloud billows out as Baba starts to chant.

It slowly, slowwwwly takes shape into Vegeta Jr. Huh, the older brother is actually taller than someone, Tarble standing a good few inches shorter.

Vegeta blinks his eyes open, his general moody expression mixed with confusion for a few seconds, before he looks right past his family, locking on you.

"When Hell is full.... Vegeta will claw his way out! Once more to walk the Earth! YOU BITCH!" He roars, flying right at you, a fist drawn back, "Think you can kill me?! The mighty Vegeta?!"

Tarble opens his mouth to talk, but falters as Vegeta lets out a furious battle cry.

This is what he's gonna start with?

>Knock him on his ass
>Take the hit, this should be worth a laugh
>Go Super Saiyan, just to fuck with him.
>Write in

>>45913986
>>Go Super Saiyan, just to fuck with him.

>>45913986
>Take the hit, this should be worth a laugh

>>45913986
>>Take the hit, this should be worth a laugh

>>45913986
>>Take the hit, this should be worth a laugh

>>45913986
>Don't underestimate him
>Knock him on his ass, this is Tarble's time, not time for Vegeta to whine about things.

>>45913986
>Knock him on his ass
Let's not underestimate him. It's uncharacteristic and gives Chuckles a chance to humiliate us.

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You stand stock still, letting him rush right at you, he laughs, "Too slow!"

His face crashes into your chin, a shockwave bouncing off the blow, cracking the tiles under your feet. You don't even flinch, as Vegeta's expression darkens. "Wha- N- NO!"

He launches a kick at your shoulder, but you grab his ankle, holding him at a comfortable distance, "You're done." You grin at him, tossing him back in front of Tarble. "I'm on a level you can't even comprehend. Now sit down, shut up, and talk to your brother."

Vegeta is just quivering with rage, murder written plane across his face. "Brother?" Tarble tries to cut in. "C-could we talk? It's been years! And you're dead! We might not get another chance to talk like thi-"

"Shut up you disappointment!" The elder brother snarls, not even bothering to look at him. "This is between me and the woman! You and whatever beast of burden and whelp you've brought with you should get out of my sight!"

Gure gasps, covering Krop's ears. "Beast of- Brother! That's my wife, and child you're talking about!" Tarble's getting annoyed now.

Vegeta tries to rush you again, you grab his wrist and flip him, kicking him right back at Tarble again. "Play nice." You tell the prince, folding your arms.

Vegeta picks himself up, Baba floating out of potential blasting rage, seemingly bemused by the prince's little tantrum.

"So you've sired another mutt too?" He snarls at Tarble. "Some little freak that polutes the Saiyan gene pool even further?" He glares at Gure, the small woman trembling now as she clutches her child to her chest.

"I wouldn't." You warn him, knowing he's planning on blasting the Tek-Tek.

He glances at you, his body still trembling, itching to go on a rampage...

"Tarble, you're a waste of royal genes, a shame on our race, and if father were alive he'd likely disown you." The elder prince growls out.

>You know, Tarble's technically the king now Veggie.
>Tarble, you gonna take this? Kick his ass!
>Write in

>>45914489
>>You know, Tarble's technically the king now Veggie.

>>45914489
>You know, Tarble's technically the king now Veggie.
"Unlike a certain someone. Never worked up the courage for it?"

>>45914489
>Write in
"Compared to you, I'd say KING Tarble's been a much better Ruler of All Saiyans than you.
"Under his rule, we've expanded the pure-blood Saiyan population by 17%. We've successfully cleared our name as dumb terrorists beholden to the Arcosians, and are now rightly feared galaxy-wide as mercenary juggernauts.
"Also under his reign, we've avenged the destruction of our planet and the genocide of our people by killing Frieza, King Cold, Cooler, and taking apart the PTO.
"All things considered, King Tarble, I believe you should put your brother in his place."

>>45914489
>>You know, Tarble's technically the king now Veggie.

>>45914489
Supporting >>45914584

>>45914489
"Uh. Since your dead Vegeta, your power level will never rise. Meanwhile I can train Tarble here to be stronger then you ever could be."

Why you gotta start so late chuckles? I gotta go to bed soon!

>>45914584
Can anyone think of something that would make Vegeta more enraged than to see his failure of a brother get all of the RESPECT, FEAR, and ADORATION as KING OF ALL SAIYANS that was supposed to be Vegeta's?

Do you think Tarble was banished, not because of his power level but to keep him from being taken by Frieza like Vegeta had done to him? Ol' KV coulda been trying to spare his son the same fate his eldest boy had to endure.

>>45914738
I don't think that's true at all. They can train in hell.

>>45914753
Show him that we've become the legendary super saiyan. Press the Goku button. Do we honestly want the collateral damage he'll cause from gaining a reason to work for this though?

>>45914807
I thought they couldn't train in Hell.

I thought they stagnated because they were be punished and keeping their bodies was just to torture them more then if they were...cloud souls.

>>45914833
Eh... my DBZ is hazy but when Cell/Freeza came back from hell they boasted about having a power boost. Of course it didn't matter at that point in time.

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You step between the two, "You know, Tarble's technically the KING now Veggie." You lean down into his face at that, sneering at him. "Compared to you, KING Tarble's a much better ruler than you were, Prince. Too scared to step into Daddy's britches, eh?"

That one breaks him, his irises shrink to tiny dots of hate, "You.... you bitch! You do NOT speak to me like that you trash!" Pink energy wells up in his palm, "I'll kill you! And your whole damn plan- Grrk!"

Vegeta stumbles back a step, Tarble having ducked around you to punch his brother square in the nose.

"You... you will not talk like that about my wife! My friends!" The king warns, a tremor in his voice. "Vegeta, you will learn your place!"

The older brother stares at him blankly for a moment, one hand over is nose. "You.... you struck... me? How dare you Tarble! I'll show you the meaning of- Ack!"

He stumbles back again, Tarble having socked him in the eye. The one you punched in all those years ago.

Good memories.

"You w-will not threaten me!" Tarble nods to himself, trying to psyche himself up, and for just a hint of a second, you swear you saw his eyes flash green.

"No..." Vegeta shakes his head, baring his teeth. "NO! NO NONONONO!" HE draws back both hands, gathering all of his energy, "I won't let that happen! Not to Tarble, not to you! Galick G-"

All noise ceases, save the gusting of the wind and the slap of Gure's feet on the ground as her escape slows to a halt.

Vegeta disappeared in the wink of an eye. "So angry that one." Baba titters, still half smiling to herself. "Thought I'd get rid of him for you, before he put any more expenses on your bill."

Tarble sags, resting his hands on his knees, his legs turning to jelly as Gure runs back to him. "Oh thank the Kais. He would've obliterated me." He sighs.

>Good job, King Tarble
>Do you know what you almost did there?
>Grow a spine Tarble, you'll need it
>Write in

>>45914855
>Good job, King Tarble
Looks like you found something to fight for.

>>45914855
>Do you know what you almost did there?

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>>45914855
>Good job, King Tarble
>Do you know what you almost did there?

We should just pay Baba to summon KV and get Tarble to go full SSJ.

Or we should summon his mom!

>>45914855
>>Good job, King Tarble

>>45914847
That was in GT tho.

Doesn't count.

>>45914855
>No, he wouldn't have
>Good job, King Tarble
>Do you know what you almost did there?

>>45914885
What the shit is that thing

>>45914899
Not him... but it's want to fuck. Especially if it's his mother.

>>45914899
The only picture I could find of a female Saiyan that looked remotely okay and wasn't already used on here.

Can you do better anon? Because I'd love to add it to my female saiyan folder.

>>45914885
We're summoning mom for Bulma, she missed it last time.
>>45914885
You know, without the circlet, that looks quite a bit like what I imagine Kabuya looks like. Not exactly, but quite a bit.

>>45914909
Kabu could stand to diversify her wardrobe.

>>45914885
Lets not hit Capsule corp's wallet any harder, lets just fight for the right. We'll get gains from it too.

>>45914855
>grow a spine Tarble, you'll need it.

>>45914943
I'm sure if we told Bulma we had to summon an old enemies mother to fuck her in front of him and crush his spirit she'd be fine with it... you know as long as she was invited.

>>45914962
He just grew a spine. He nearly went SSJ.

>>45914943
>Lets not hit Capsule corp's wallet any harder
Speaking of money; what about Kabuya becoming a Space Mercenary Commander of the Free Saiyan's Army, taking short-term military consulting contracts to raise extra credits.
Raditz could use a job, and having extra space bucks to buy space tech to make Bulma's job easier would be nice.

>>45914982
>Nearly went SSJ
>Did it
Two different things.

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>>45914919
Here.

>>45915005
And if Baba Yaga hadn't desummoned him, it'd be a different story. Hell, he had enough strength to actually hurt him with his fists, he'd probably be able to take Vegeta on 1 on 1.

>>45915017
Considering what they eventually revealed what Gine looked like, I'm betting the moms looked less like gender-swapped versions of their children and much more different.

>>45915041
with the bowl cut, Trunks kinda looks like genderswapped Bulma

>>45915017
Thanks Plague

>>45915017
>Female Broly
I didn't know I needed that in my life

>>45915078
Isn't female Broly a girlfriend in a certain other saiyan quest?

>>45915078
Fluffiest tail too, anon.

>>45915090
That's the thumbnail, anon.

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>>45915090

>>45915101
>>45915102
Le sigh, I didn't know it was a thumbnail until I posted it.Jesus Christ

>>45915113
>Le

>inb4 shit storm

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You step up to him, giving him a solid clap on the back. "Good job, King Tarble." You assure him.

He gives a weak laugh, sounding on the verge of tears, "You really think so?"

"Honey? Can you stand? He didn't hurt you did he?" Gure fusses, "You scuffed your gloves up punching him, did you hurt your knuckles?"

He assures her he's fine, shakily getting back to his feet with a little help from his wife.

"Do you know what you almost did there? That made him go berserk?" You ask.

He tilts his head curiously, "I... no? I just felt kinda... tingly for a second, and then Vegeta got really angry?"

Hmm. It does feel like he's at least a little stronger than before. "For just a second there, you almost became a Super Saiyan." His mouth falls open at that, "Now you see why Veggie got so mad?"

He nods, staring at his hands. "Me? A S-Super Saiyan? But- that's only supposed to be for mighty warriors, not... me."

You shrug, "Guess that makes you one then." He smiles a little at that, standing a little taller, "Gure, you doing alright?"

She nods quietly, Krop asleep in her arms. "Fine, thank you." She breathes. "And thank you for sticking up for Tarble. He has trouble believing in himself sometimes."

The king rubs her head fondly, "Cool, well, you ever want to see the rest of your family, let me know. Baba? We're cool to come back, yeah?"

>>45915122
Dude, le sigh is as old as Pepe Le Pew. I don't think it'll be a problem.

She nods, staring into her ball, "As long as you bring payment, or win my tournament. Though give me a week. An old women like me needs to conserve her strength."

What is with Earth and tournaments? It's like they have one every god damn day.

You swipe Tarble's scouter off of him on the flight home, getting a solid number... 30,000. "Hot damn Tarble, you're stronger than Vegeta was. When I killed him. Congrats."

He seems unsure how to process that, so he just nods, a thumbs up coming your way.

They retire to their room, Tarble bushed after all that, just in time for Bra to come skipping in through the door, breezing past, covered in finger paint and smiling sunnily.

>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going
>Check on Bulma, she needs some relaxation time
>Yo, Towa? You doing anything?
>Write in

>>45915201
>>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going

Then
>>Check on Bulma, she needs some relaxation time

>>45915201
>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going

then
>Check on Bulma, she needs some relaxation time

>>45915201
>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going

>>45915201
>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going

Shame Kabu didn't get a chance to tell VeggieTales she killed Frieza, he'd have had a ghost aneurysm.

>>45915235
Technically we did it twice.

>>45915201
>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going
>Then Yo towa what you doing?

>>45915235
>>45915243
I always forget we got him out of our head.

>>45915201
>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going
>Check on Bulma, she needs some relaxation time

>>45915201
>Get her cleaned up, ask her how school's going
>Check on Bulma, she needs some relaxation time

>>45915315
I wonder if anyone else has to deal with annoying ghosts in their heads?

>>45915335
Your telling me most normal people don't... HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!

>>45915440
No.
That's why their called 'normal'.
I HEAR THEM TOO!

>>45915440
>>45915463
I thought I was alone...

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You snag her out of the air as she passes, "Alright, bath time you." You tell her.

She whines and groans, but finally accepts her fate as you dunk her in the bath. "How did you get it in the back of your knee?" You have to question, scrubbing at the dried on vomit green... really hoping that's paint.

She shrugs and grins, "I dunno."

Sure she doesn't. "Right, and how's school going? Are you making friends?"

She shakes her head side to side. "Just Pen so far. The other kids don't want to come near me I think. After how bad I beat those bullies up."

Oh yeah, humans are like that. "Well, if they don't want to get to know someone as cool as you," You boop her on the nose, trying to scrape some purple out of her hair, "Then forget them." She nods, ruining your attempts. "And how's Pen?"

"She's really smart!" Bra informs you, "She reads just as much as I do! Most of the other kids are dummies, half of them can't even spell yet!" She lifts her fists out of the water and crashes them on the surface, "How are they SOoooo stupid?" She asks, "Spelling is easy!"

"Well, not every kid has a genius for a mom, and a grandpa." You sigh, "But that's okay, I'm sure they'll get it eventually. Til then, just don't make fun of them.... too much." She shoots you a conspiratory wink as you get the last of the paint out of her hair. "Alright, all clean. Try not to roll around in the dirt too much, okay?"

She nods and you towel her off, setting her loose on the house, the heavy steps of Boto greeting her as the two hurry to her room to play.

Looking for something to do, you head down to the lab, Bulma still working on cracking Android 16. "How's progress?" You ask.

She shrugs, running her hands through her hair. "I think... I'm almost done. Another few hours, and all orders to kill Son Goku will say say to leave Saiyans alone. I even got a handy hint from a blue skinned friend, that saved me a few weeks of work."

Neat. "You do good work hun." You pat her on the head. "Thanks Towa." You announce to the empty lab.

Silence. Then, "You're most welcome, Kabuya." The demon responds, stepping out from behind a corner, a thrum running up your finger, the warning ring Towa gave you buzzing against your skin.

Uh oh.

>Bulma, run, I'll blast her
>Piss off, fake Towa
>I know you're not real, what do you want?
>Pretend it's normal, see what she wants.
>Write in

>>45915500
>>Pretend it's normal, see what she wants.

>>45915500
>>Pretend it's normal, see what she wants.

>>45915500
>Pretend it's normal, see what she wants.

>>45915500
>Pretend it's normal, see what she wants.

>>45915500
>Pretend it's normal, see what she wants.

"Sup Towa. You wanna go mess with pinkie and her gang of goodie-two shoes again?"

>>45915500
>and all orders to kill Son Goku will say say to leave Saiyans alone

Does this mean 16 can't ever interact with Saiyans? Will he immediatly run off as soon as a Saiyan nears him?

I kinda hope it doesn't because I wanna hang with him...

Also gotta make sure no back-up systems exist like 'Oh Gero left a secret 'Kill Kakarot' directive in there in case the 'Kill Son Goku' directives got all swapped out'

After all he did have his spy bots around when Goku's true saiyan name was revealed.

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You roll with it, giving Bulma's shoulder a subtle squeeze, just so she has a hint, "Sup Towa, what're we here for on this fine March afternoon?"

She smiles, man even her smile is different, colder, "I'm just here to invite you along on a little job offer is all." She purrs, strutting forwards with collected confidence.

"Yeah, we messing with short, pink and high pitched again? And her gang of goodie two shoes?" You ask.

That same frosty smile. "But of course." She extends her hand, holding it out to you. "I'm sure Mrs Briefs here won't mind me borrowing you for a minute? She'll be right back."

You look down at your wife for a moment, Bulma tapping at her keyboard, "Need back up? 16 is charged, and I can prioritise her as a threat."

You glance up at Towa- the Towa that's not your Towa... man this is probably gonna hurt your head if more of them show up together.

>Tell her to let 16 out, kick some ass
>You've got that ocarina capsule, see what it does to a demon like her
>Take her hand, you can handle yourself.
>Write in

>>45915698
>You've got that ocarina capsule, see what it does to a demon like her

Didn't OUR Towa give us something to call her if this happened or not? I can't remember.

>>45915698
>>You've got that ocarina capsule, see what it does to a demon like her

>>45915698
>Write in
"Hold it. I want specifics on this job. Last time I went with basically nothing. This time I want details. You said you would be upfront with me from now on."

We can totally force her to play along. And we did ask our Towa to be honest.

>>45915698
>You've got that ocarina capsule, see what it does to a demon like her

What if this Towa gave advice to Bulma? Gotta see if she fucked with our 16's programming now, ugh.

>>45915740
Gotta come up with a password for our Towa to use...
I suggest!
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

alright, roll me a d100

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>45915846

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>45915846
Can this ocarina play smoke on the water?

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>45915846

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>45915846
>ROLL FOR THE ROLL GOD

>>45915865
Witnessed.

>>45915865
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY YOU FUCKING ROLLED

>>45915868
>>45915867
I forget is high good in Chuckles RP or bad?

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>45915846
rolling for reasons, not like it matters

>>45915897
High is good, low is bad, unless Chuckles says otherwise.

>>45915913
Then yay! I finally did good in this quest.

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>>45915897
>>45915937
Very good.

You stare at Towa a moment longer, before you whip the capsule from your pocket, bursting it open and pressing the instrument to your lips.

You blow for all your worth, Towa recoiling at the sound, before freezing in place, her muscles locking tight as you hold the note, before it starts to play different notes of it's own accord.

You keep blowing, as this Towa remains frozen in place, her face starting to twist in pain, glaring at you as her back starts to arch backwards, her knees bending, against her will by the look of it, as her body kneels.

You nudge Bulma, preparing to hand it off to her. With barely a breath's pause between you handing it off, Bulma has the music resume, as you go Super Saiyan, approaching the kneeling Towa, her arms held tight at her side, teeth grit, looking like she wants to bite your head off.

"Alright, faker, where were you gonna take me?" She just glares, silently. Might have got lockjaw or something...

>Bulma, stop playing, I'll hold her down.
>Call out for your Towa
>Kill the faker, screw this
>Write in

>>45916017
>Call out for your Towa

We are not playing Inter-dimensional bullshit without our own Inter-dimensional bullshiter here.

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>>45915865
Did we just master the use of the ocarina?

Are we the hero of rhyme now?

>>45916033
Pocket Towa?

>>45916017
>Call out for your Towa

>>45916017
>Call out for your Towa
"I'm going to send your ass back to the Council of Towa's with a message. Don't fuck with my dimension."

>>45916043
We are indeed anon. This is what happens, We will turn the weapons of humanity against our foes!

I fucking HOPE she pops out of our Pocket, That'd be the funnest shit if she also got caught in the Ocarina's effect

>>45914855
>Good job, King Tarble
>Do you know what you almost did there?

>>45916064
Someone's a Slowpoke.

>>45916017
>Call out for your Towa
>Make sure to leave the room so that our Towa doesn't get hit by the music from the ocarina

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>>45916060
I wanna evolve mah Towa. Do I need a stone, or do I gotta trade evolve her?

>>45916017
>Call out for your Towa
After seeing what the Ocarina could do, she probably proofed herself against it.

>>45916110
Just need her to have slightly better fashion sense, I think.

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>>45916060
Wait.

Does that make Towa our Navi?

>>45916110
>>45916125
or less clothing. Fucking sue me, I thought she was hot.

>>45916130
I want to say no... but that would actually work out.

>>45916144
I think her super form has more clothing covering her body, actually, and looks slightly badass, if still really showy. Only going for 50% underboob is an improvement, though.

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"Yo Towa! Real Towa, not this asshole, need your help!'

The kneeling demon glares at you, her staff-spear thing useless after she dropped it on the floor.

It takes a few moments, but a knock comes at the door. "Shut that racket off, would you?" Towa calls through it, hurting my damn ears!"

You shoot Bulma a thumbs up, "Just hold out a bit longer." You assure her, letting yourself out.

Your Towa growls as the door opens, her hands clapped over her ears. "What the hell are you doing, playing that thing?" She demands.

No ring buzz, this is the real deal. "We got a faker. Another Towa tried to con me into heading off with her, to gods know where."

The corner of her mouth twitches down, a sigh escaping her. "We'll let this one go, with a warning... and maybe a few bruises for good measure. Next time one shows up though, do your best and try to kill her. Our power levels vary across timelines, sometimes drastically, but you should put up a decent fight against most of them." She grimaces, clapping her hands over her ears as a high note pierces the door, "And stop that damn music!"

You head inside, telling Bulma to cut the music, Towa following you inside. "Thought you could poach mine, did you?" You Towa asks the kneeling one, the fake picking herself up slowly.

"The Hero's Flute." The fake muses to herself, "Hardly an accurate title, but clever." Her eyes run around the three of you. "Look at this little group, how unusual, the three of you being so... buddy buddy." She laughs under breath. "Very well, 77, you can keep your silly little monkey girl for now. I don't want to waste MY Mira on someone like this."

She disappears in a flash of light, Towa spitting on the ground where she stood.

Bulma thunks her over the head, "Hey, that's my floor you know!" She growls, Towa shrugging the hit off. With a snap of her fingers, the spit is gone, Towa rolling her eyes over the fuss.

"Yes, yes." She sighs patiently, before turning to face you. "Kabuya, I found some readings that might be helpful to you... but you called in a hurry, so I left them at my- the lab. Want me to fetch them for you?"

>Why don't I just come to the lab?
>Eh, sure, wanna check 16 while you're here? He was tampered with.
>Seriously, who spits on peoples floors? Rude.
>Write in

>>45916285
>Eh, sure, wanna check 16 while you're here? He was tampered with.
>Why don't I just come to the lab?

>>45916285
>Why don't I just come to the lab?
>Eh, sure, wanna check 16 while you're here? He was tampered with.

we should really train with Towa next time, if there power levels vary so much. Boost our own and ourselves.

>>45916285
>Why don't I just come to the lab?
>Eh, sure, wanna check 16 while you're here? He was tampered with.
Are there Fremen-analogues in the DBZ universe? They spit on the ground to show respect.

>>45916285
>Seriously, who spits on peoples floors? Rude.
>Eh, sure, wanna check 16 while you're here? He was tampered with.
>Why don't I just come to the lab? Unless that'd cause even more weirdness.

>>45916285
>Why don't I just come to the lab?
>Eh, sure, wanna check 16 while you're here? He was tampered with.

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You shrug, "Why don't I just come back to the lab?"

She clears her throat, scuffing her foot on the floor, "I... suppose that works too." She mutters.

Right. "Well, before we head out, the faker might have tampered with 16, you wanna take a look at it?"

Towa hums, moving over to the computer, she taps a fingernail. "She added in a secret back up code. Instead of kill Son Goku, 'Kill Kakarot!' Sneaky bitch." She picks up one of Bulma's notebooks, scribbling in some demonic text for a few moments, before snapping her fingers, the words rearranging into english.

"There, follow that, and it'll undo the damage." She nods, handing it over to Bulma.

She runs a sceptical eye over the page, "How do I know this isn't tampering with it for your favour?" She questions.

Towa sucks her teeth, "Try and find out, believe it or not, I'm genuinely not looking to have you murdered. At least not now that Kabuya has ascended."

Bulma frowns over that, but waves the two of you off. "Whatever, have fun with your- super whatever, I gotta fix this."

Towa grabs your shoulder, and a flash of red later you're in.... a dingy looking, poorly lit apartment. A table across the room has Mira laying on it, eyes shut, his stomach open with several components laying about.

The place stinks of cheap ramen and cheaper booze, empty cans and packets of food littering the small coffee table, along with huge stacks of books and loose paper.

"D-don't touch anything!" Towa snaps, moving away hurriedly, "This is all very important lab work!"

You glance around at a nearby pile, "The many erotic uses for synthetic minio-" You read aloud.

"I said don't touch anything!" Towa barks, poking her head around a floor to ceiling stack of paper.

>Towa, this is kind of a shithole, not gonna lie
>It's very.... you.
>Stay silent, snoop a little
>So, where's Churai?
>Write in

>>45916657
>I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just imagine you usually have this place cleaned up better
>So, where's Churai?

>>45916657
>So, where's Churai?

>>45916657
>I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just imagine you usually have this place cleaned up better
>So, where's Churai?

>>45916683
Seconded

You try to avoid breathing in, "I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and just imagine you usually have this place cleaned up better than this?"

She frowns, "Why should I? The cabinets are all full, and I know where everything is?"

You look at a pyramid of DEMON brand beer cans, raising an eyebrow, before she disappears, muttering to herself, "I like the mess- adds character- what does she know?"

"So... where's Churai?" You ask, looking around at pile to find a TV, the screen showing an image of the back of your head.

Uhuh. You glance around, but no camera. Concerning.

"She's busy, annoying the Time Patrol for me, I believe I sent her to.... planet.... Arcos, to see what happens if Frieza's race never even evolved sentience. What kind of galaxy that produces. That and it just amuses me to annoy that little Kai twerp."

She reappears, holding out a binder of laminated hides, scrawled in some indecipherable text.

"There's some notes, in the Ancient Saiyan language, before they adopted Galactic Common." She explains.

"You know, I can't read this, right?" You ask, thumbing through them.

She sighs, "Unfortunately, neither can I. I was hoping that maybe that girl- Risel, she might have picked some up?"

You shake your head. "Risel learned from me, and travel, but mostly me." Towa pouts, looking disappointed in herself.

"But I can always ask Risel and Bulma to put their heads together. Those two cracked the Tuffle language." You figure.

She nods, "I would have cast a translation spell, but unfortunately, they've been tampered with. Immune to demonic magic. And the Saiyans I acquired it off were... less than friendly."

>Send me back, I might be able to get it out of them
>Risel and Bulma it is then.
>Write in

>>45916929
>Send me back, I might be able to get it out of them

>>45916929
>Risel and Bulma it is then.
Ancient sayins were literally the biggest assholes. Let's avoid that at least.

>>45916929
>Risel and Bulma it is then.

>>45916929
>Risel and Bulma it is then.

>>45916929
>Risel and Bulma it is then.
>Who did you get it from? There has to be a saiyan out there that might understand the language without being a complete dick.

>>45916929

>Couldn't you just find a Saiyan from the past that speak both languages and ask them to translate? A few punches and a free meal should be enough for convincing.

Towa, you have access to all of time and space. Use it.

>>45917226
Seriously, Towa isn't using her incredible powers for practical things.

You stare at the hides a moment, a piece of history in your hands, "Eh, think I'll stick to Ris an Bulma. From what I understand, those Ancient Saiyans were kinda dicks."

Towa's lip curls up a little at that. "Oh? That's what you learned under King Vegeta, is it?" She smirks coyly. "How odd that the break off cell would teach that the homeworld were assholes, surely that must be true."

"Towa, don't be cute." You tell her, repeating her words back at her.

Her lips part in a single, silent laugh. "I'm always cute, Kabuya." She sighs, "Now tot off along home. Mira has... repairs that need to be finished."

"Towa are you and the robot still fuc-"

"Tot off along home, Kabuya." She cuts in, pressing a finger to your shoulder. You rise up into a stream of red, seconds later dropping back on to the lab floor.

"How'd that go?" Bulma asks, glancing over.

You show her the book, "I know you got a lot on your plate, but you mind taking a look at these with Ris some time?"

She takes the binder, flipping through a few pages. "I mean, I can try... maybe if-"

Holy shit, what is that power level?

It's coming from the east, and it doesn't feel right to be Gohan or Raditz... but that's definitely something big...

"I'll be back in a bit." You tell her, "Sorry, but something big just burst up in the middle of nowhere, and I can feel it."

Bulma nods, covering a yawn, "That's okay..." She says, jaw clicking.

Whoever it is, they're not wearing a scouter either, as you try to ping them... about an hours flight north of Risel's house.

Alright.

>Call them in for help
>Go check it out alone, don't want to seem hostile.
>Write in

>>45917244
>Go check it out alone, don't want to seem hostile.
Hey it might be Buu

We should be a good friend and help our basement-dweller demon. But first, Bulma time.

Actually, we should make a deal with Bulma: once 16 is ok, let's spend one month without working, for both of us.

>>45917244
>Call them in for help

>>45917244

>Call everyone, but tell them to stay away from now

They need to know, but coming in full force might be bad.

>>45917244
>Go check it out alone, don't want to seem hostile.
I actually kinda hope it's Buu and Kabu dies... you know, just to have some HFIL adventures and beating everyone there to shit.

>>45917294
Supporting.

>>45917294
Second.

>>45917271

We should also take some time training Tien and maybe Krillin. They're kind of wasting their potential, Tien especialy.

His personal training must be shit as hell.

>>45917294
Second, deletind olvd vote here>>45917276

>>45917309

That would make our family unhappy, though.

>>45917320
This is why I suggested meeting weekly. Decent training at Kami's or somewhere else, they get the organization they had pre-Vegeta, and everyone gets to share techniques and combine their enthusiasm to really get gains.

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>>45917309
>Wanting to make our family sad and make our daughter go through having her mon die.
Get the fuck out of here you shit.

>>45917340

Eh, Tien's a troubled kid, he needs to get guidance in private.

Crane School training kind of screwed him up.

>>45917352
Mom* goddamn is it late here.

sorry about the delay, had burgers to eat
writing now

>>45914885
I remember that lady in the picture was so close to being the waifu in Saiyan Quest solely because of that picture.

>>45917357
Yeah, but he's not going to admit it till he sees how much everyone progresses with the training except himself after a little heart-to-heart chat and some personal training. It also means we can help Gohan with achieving SSJ, spar with Goku and Chichi (or both at once if we're insanely ballsy), and work on our abilities.

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You ping Risel and Chichi, telling them to get ready for a fight, but to stay put, before passing the message around to everyone you can reach, powering forwards through the sky, you blast over desert, then wastelands, more desert, before slowly rolling into thick forests, tracing that power down.

Now that you've got a good feel for it, you're pretty sure you're stronger than this thing, by a decent amount, still can't trust it.

Black clouds have all congregated around a mountaintop, darkening the night sky, loosing thunderbolts all over the place, an animalistic scream coming from above them, at the mountaintop.

You stay low, keeping to cover in case it can't sense ki, until you're right by the mountainside, before levelling straight upwards, shooting up the mountainside, you burst through the clouds, only to be bathed in a familiar golden light, tinged with red.

Goku's standing atop the mountain top, screaming his lungs out, as golden energy pours off of him. " KAIOKEN.... KAAAA MEEEEE HAAAA MEEEEE HAAAA!"

An enormous version of the blue beam shoots off into the horizon, detonating over the sea.

God damn, you weren't anywhere near that, and you still felt it.

He pants as he turns on the spot, the red colour fading off of him. He looks strained, his blood rushing to his skin, exhausted and half dead... but Goku just.... turned into a Super Saiyan.

Ho-? Wha-?

He laughs casually, rubbing his neck. "Heheh. Hey Kabbage, I'm a Soup Insane now too! Mmmmm... Soup."

"Huh?"

>"Super Saiyan Goku. It's the name of your damn race."
>"No really. Huh?"
>"Neat, how'd you do that?"
>Write in

>>45917475
>"Ka. Bu. Ya, Say it together now Goku, Ka Bu Ya, Kabuya.
>"Super Saiyan Goku. It's the name of your damn race."
>"No really. Huh?"
>"Neat, how'd you do that?"

>>45917475
>wtf Goku? You usually have to suffer through some kind of tragedy to reach super sayian!
>"Super Saiyan Goku. It's the name of your damn race."
>"Ka. Bu. Ya, Say it together now Goku, Ka Bu Ya, Kabuya.

>>45917475
>"Super Saiyan Goku. It's the name of your damn race."

>>45917475
>Goku, if you wont call me Kabuya, I'll call you Kakarot.
>And it's Super Saiyan. What caused it?

Just realized our little time in Towa's lab was one big Undertale reference. And we're probably her Undyne.

>>45917475

>Pretty impressive! [Jokingly] So, did Chichi finaly scare you enough to transform, or did you do it on your own?

>>45917552
Probably more Rick and Morty, but I guess Alpys is pretty similar to Rick, except being gamma as heck instead of being beta.

>>45917490
The real tragedy was that he was hungry. We should treat him to some authentic Saiyan cuisine as a reward. Hell, Raditz and Risel can come too, Saiyan Hunting and Gathering Cookout Party.

>>45917552

Nah, we're her Frisk. Except we didn't go for the Genocide run she wanted

>>45917552
>Trope is over a decade old
>All instances of it must be a reference to this recent game!

>>45917584
Look, I haven't even played the game but it just screams that.

>>45917629
It screams that it is an instance of the trope which was present in the game Undertale.

You pinch your nose a moment. "Ka. Bu. Ya. Say it togethe Goku. Ka Bu Ya. Kabuya."

"Kabuya?"

"Good." You nod, "And it's called a Super Saiyan. Learn it, it's the name of your damn race."

"Soup Insane." He repeats, rubbing his stomach.

"Goku." You call his name, shortly. "Super. Saiyan."

"That's nice." He responds cheerily. "I gotta go though. Chichi's making soup though, don't wanna miss that! The kids will eat it all before I get home at this rate. Raditz' daughter eats it by the bucket."

God... damn it Goku.

You grab his arm before he can jet off. "Nope. Tell me how you did it before you leave."

He whines, trying to tug free of your arm, "Bu- but.... Soup!" He whines, looking southwards longingly. "Chichi's adding dumplings tonight! And they're the best when they're still hot and crunchy!"

>Just. Tell. Me.
>Fine, tell me over dinner then
>You know what? I don't care any more. Enjoy your meal
>Write in

>>45917635
You know, there's a trope on Telivision Troparoos called "The Vegeta," that trope could very well obtain "The Alphys" as a moniker.

>>45917664
>Fine, tell me over dinner then
>who knows, maybe you found a different way to achieve it.

>>45917664
>Fine, tell me over dinner then
>You know what? I don't care any more. Enjoy your meal

>>4591766
>Ever had Tuffle Steak before? It's an exotic dish from Planet Vegeta, though I could probably get a blue friend of mine to hook us up with a supply.

>>45917666

What.

>>45917664
>>45917692

>>45917666
And? The idiotic monikers of such an infested site won't change that the trope itself predates the game and not every instance of it is a reference to Undertale.

Fans of that game already ruined it for me with stupid bullshit like this, don't expand the things I can't enjoy to this quest as well.

>>45917664

>Go enjoy your dinner

>But we will have to train together one of those days.

Let the guy have his dumplin's

>>45917664
>Fine, tell me over dinner then
with >>45917692

>>45917666

There is no such trope, and Vegeta and Alphys have pretty much nothing in common

>>45917664
>>45917692
>Ever had Tuffle Steak before? It's an exotic dish from Planet Vegeta, though I could probably get a blue friend of mine to hook us up with a supply.

>>45917725
>>45917679

Ignoring your family and inviting yourself to Chichi's place isn't nice.

>>45917775
>>45917692

I hope you're not trying to get Goku to eat people

>>45917791
Tuffles aren't people, anon.
At least not to saiyans

>>45917664
>Fine, tell me over dinner then

>>45917783
Relax, we'll bring food, a meal to die for even!

calling it

>>45917783
We aren't really ignoring them though, We're going to grab a quick snakc at Chich's and have goku explain then go home.

>>45917664

Changing from my vote here >>45917716 to seconding >>45917679


But please, no >>45917692. We have left that behind.

>>45917791
Do Beastmen count, because I think Goku's eaten a few?

>>45917829
Fuck you, it was our family's favorite back on Vegeta!

>>45917856
Actually Gundar Rat was.

>>45917833

Goku refused to eat Piccolo's brother, at least.

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You inhale slowly.... exhale. Don't want to pull another Nappa moment here.

"Fine, tell me over dinner then." You nod, taking off alongside him. "Say, Goku. You ever have Tuffle Steak? Old exotic dish from Planet Vegeta. It'd be impossible to get hold of these days, but I know a certain blue lady that might be able to hook us up. Delicious when they're slow cooked." Man, Tuffles were pretty tasty. Nappa probably has a recipe.

He rubs his chin, "Tuffles huh? Nope, don't think I have. Sounds kinda gross though. Like mushrooms." He sticks is tongue out, "Bleh. This one time Bulma, Oolong and I had to walk through this huge forest of giant mushrooms. They were icky."

He's like... a child. "They're not mushrooms." You sigh. "We'll talk about it some other time." You shake your hand as you touch down by the humble little houses the family has built.

You step inside, "I'm back!" Goku calls cheerfully.

Chichi screams, dropping a plate on the floor when she sees Goku, even the kids pause as they his golden hair.

"Huh. Good job brother." Raditz breaks the silence. "You're a credit to our race."

"Not another one..." Chichi groans, sagging a little.

You spot Chitsu trying to sneakily swallow a shard of plate she'd picked up from the floor, before you swipe it from her hands. "Not for eating." You shake your head.

She pouts, but quickly shrugs it off, shoving another load of dumplings in her mouth.

Risel's datapad flashes out. "It really worked? Just from willpower you managed to transform?" She questions as Goku takes his seat.

"Yup!" He nods, knocking a whole bowl of soup back in one go, his hair fading to it's usual black. "I tried real hard. And then it happened. Because I wanted it."

"That's it?" You ask, "You just had to god damn TRY and it worked?"

This whole quest is such a big ripoff of Jet Force Gemini, like holy shit!

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He looks at you and nods, "Well, yeah? I couldn't let Gohan get so far ahead of me like that." His words are lost as he stuffs about fifty dumplings in his mouth. "Affa ghaff ahfa dah."

Risel is furiously typing, editing her information on Super Saiyans and grinning insanely. "If it really can be triggered without a tragic event, then I don't have to let you die Radi." She giggles, nudging her mate.

"Oh, haha." He remarks dryly, giving her a soft smile all the same, bouncing Seruri in his lap.

Goku passes out at the table, to Chichi's annoyance. "Lord." She groans. "Raditz, be a dear and put him to bed?"

The older brother nods, hauling Goku off. "They eat even more when they turn blonde like that." She groans, staring at the mountain of dishes. "Chitsu? If you're going to do it, at least give mommy a few years to prepare, okay?"

The girl nods, "Kay!"

Raditz returns, his daughter clinging to is shoulder and tugging on his hair. "Sweetie... Stop that please. Daddy needs his hair." He groans, trying to pull her off as she tugs on it, only for her to get a tighter grip, laughing as she tugs.

Chitsu spins in her seat, staring up at you and holding a dumpling out. You wave it off and she shrugs, stuffing it in her mouth. "Did you say Bra and I could go camping yet?" She asks. "Mommy won't let us unless you or Miss Bulma says we can!"

What now?

"Bra hasn't mentioned any camping trips to me." You tell her, squatting to her eye level.

"Oh." She nods. "Okay, then we're definitely not planning a secret camping trip this weekend!" She nods, shooting you a wide grin and spinning in her chair.

>Eh, I don't see why not. You girls know how to fend for yourselves
>Fine, but I'm coming with you
>Anyone else wanna tag along?
>Write in

>>45917978
>Fine, but I'm coming with you
>"There definitely won't be secret lessons onthis trip, No siree.

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>>45917978
Supporting >>45918000

>>45917978

>If Bulma and me go with you, you can go. I'll tell you the answer latter.

We should ask Bulma what she thinks about her kid going camping.

>>45918000
Second.

>>45917978
>write-in
We'll see what Bulma has to say.

calling it

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You mull it over a second. "Fine, but I'm coming with you. You girls are tough, but I still don't feel good about sending you out in the wild on your own."

"Oh you don't feel good about it for them?" Risel asks, raising her eyebrows, a half smile on her face. "Teito and I were younger than those two when we were dropped off on planets."

You shush her. "That was different. I'd be training you two as killers."

She nods along patiently. "Yes Kabu." She sighs, "It was a joke."

You ruffle Chitsu's hair, giving her a wink, give Chichi a hand in clearing up, before telling them all good night and heading home.

So... Goku can apparently just turn into a Super Saiyan. No trigger or anything. That's.... fair. Totally.

Maybe you have to be a lot stronger to be able to trigger it by yourself without something causing you grief?

Aw shit, you forgot. You ping Risel as you fly home, asking her for help on the texts Towa gave you, which she happily agrees too.

Maybe that can tell you how this crazy shit works? Still, if even Tarble could have pulled it off- well almost- how is this some 'once in a thousand years' thing?

Maybe your view is just getting warped. Tarble is way stronger than any Saiyans that lived on Planet Vegeta now.

Tien's gonna be soooooo mad when he hears about this.

You hit the lawn, spotting a familiar bald head. "Hey Krillin. How's things with Tore?"

He rubs his head awkwardly. "I- uh- I tried talking to Goku about it but he's...."

"Goku?" You ask.

He nods, "Thing is... Tore's ship is repaired, hell they probably juiced it up some. It's just... we're kinda a thing, I mean we've... you know... but, she's leaving the planet soon, and... I don't even know if I wanna go with her? I mean I kinda do? But she hasn't offered or anything, and..." He trails off, rubbing his head, "I dunno."

>If you don't know, that means you're not ready to leave Earth for her
>Give it a shot, worst case, we can come pick you up
>Write in

>>45918249
>Give it a shot, worst case, we can come pick you up

>>45918249
>Give it a shot, worst case, we can come pick you up

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You raise your hands, shrugging, "Worth giving it a shot. Worse case, you get stranded in space, and we can come pick you up. Or she'll shoot you down and say you can't even come."

"Hrrrm." Krillin whines, pinching his- wait, Krillin doesn't have a nose.

What's with that?

"No sense in not asking I guess." He finally sighs. "Don't ask, there's no chance it can happen, right?"

"That's the spirit." You pat him on the shoulder, "Go get that red booty Krillmaster."

He boosts off from the lawn, and checking by the lab- yep, Bulma's asleep at her computer again.

"What do I keep telling you?" You sigh, hefting her up to bed.

She manages to sleep through the whole trip, and you're about to join her, when you hear Bra and Boto thunder past in the hallway. That reminds you.

You poke your head out into the hall, picking Bra up as she skids past, about to round a corner, in the middle of hide and seek.

"What's this I'm hearing about a secret camping trip young lady?" You ask.

She goes wide eyed, "Camping? Wha- what? I don't know ANYthing about any camping mama." She assures you.

>Relax, it's fine as long as I watch over you
>Chitsu ratted you out, sorry
>Invite Pen along too, if she wants
>Write in

>>45918461
>>Invite Pen along too, if she wants

>>45918461
>Invite Pen along too, if she wants

>>45918461
>>Relax, it's fine as long as I watch over you
Maybe we can bring Bulma so we can have a bit of relaxation. She's been working herself raw.

>>45918461
>Chitsu ratted you out, sorry
>"And you know the punishment MUAHAHAHAHAA!"
>Tickle the shit outta her
>Invite Pen along too, if she wants

>>45918524
This is adorable.

>>45918461
>>45918479
Add >>45918524

>>45918461
>>45918524
Supporting.

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You hold her at arm's length. "Chitsu ratted you out, sorry princess." Bra grimaces, "And you know the punishment.... THE TICKLE MONSTER COMES TO VISIT!" You give a cartoonish laugh and let her go to scamper down the hall, making a short hunt of it as you leap after her, tucking and rolling as you grab her out of the air, tickling her all over.


She writhes and thrashes, giggling and screaming as she tries to break free, "Mamaaaaa! Sto-hee- stoooop!" She wails, loud enough to wake the dead.

You float out a window, keeping up your assault for a few more seconds, before you let go, drifting around with her on your stomach as she gets her breath back.

"She finally manages to sit up, swivelling around to face you. "So, does that mean we can't go?" She asks, her face a mask of disappointment.

"Pffft, nah. Invite Pen along too, if she wants to come." You tell her, watching her face light as she listens.

She jumps forwards, hugging around your next. "Thanks mama!" She squeals, before zipping back to the house to call her friend.

"Ask her tomorrow!" You call after her. "It's too late!"

You float down to the pool and kick back, swimming yourself around on the surface for a while.

Should tell Bulma to take a month off, after 16 is done. Woman works herself raw.

Ah well. Another Super Saiyan, and a the potential for another one to come. That's always cool.

Plus... you got to piss off Vegeta. That's always fun.

It was a good day.

>End of Episode 54

>>45918747
Thanks for running chuckles.

When are we going to ________hold hands then cuddle with____________ Towa?

>>45918792
Never.

>>45918764
I liked this one, twas fun

>>45918792
if you get everyone to vote for your demon NEETfu

>>45918802
This was a weird one for me, it started right when I was going to bed and ended right before work haha.

The end was cute as all hell though

>>45918747

Thanks for running!

Daughteru bowl

http://strawpoll.me/7043506

>>45918888
>Not a poll on which daughteru is best daughteru (with multichoice)
It's shit.

>>45918930
http://strawpoll.me/7043579

>>45918802
W-we're not actually going to eat tuffles are we?

>>45918942
>Not multichoice
Goddammit anon.

>>45918747
Thanks for the great run boss! Always a pleasure

>>45918018
>>45917973
My sides. Well, Maple's sides

>>45918957
Bulma is probably too close to being a Tuffle for us to be comfortable with it now. I mean, she's short, weird hair color, hyper intelligent, not a fighter...

Kabu's mom mistaking Bulma for a Tuffle survivor when?

>>45918957
Its a moral duty, because one day a Tuffle might eat Bra. fuck, I thought I had an image for this I'd seen making the rounds but now I can't find it on my drive. Of a blue haired girl asking a more normal looking girl if she'd like to eat something her mom made, the girl saying "Sure, what?" and the blue haired girl saying "Me," and the other girl blushing.

>>45918957
You are missing the scarier implication. You want to have Goku eat Tuffles, maybe tell him what they are. He will consider them peoples. Do you want a Goku with Abridged brain power to think peoples are food?

Damnit, I tried to post from mobile and got hit with some asshole on /v/'s warning for being too off topic!

>>45918957
Are you?

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>>45920049
...so what you're saying is, start pushing for Bra and a certain Tuffle monkey?

>>45920720
So a tunkey?

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>>45920624
not unless it's the sexy kind of eating and not the cannibal kind.

>>45920624
Thanks for running, Chuckles. Fell asleep at 4am, maybe you can run on the weekends more often or fuck up your sleep schedule for us again?

>>45918957
>>45920030
>>45920049
>>45920471
>>45920624
As God is my witness, we'll never go hungry again!

>>45924358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkU23m6yX04
For some reason, that made me think of this.

>>45919986
Nice.