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You choose your words carefully as your ops personnel patch your voice link through to a radio in one of the orbiting aircraft again. Iowa has fully emerged from the thick, dense smoke laid by her compatriot cruisers and is making her best speed towards Houston and Perth. Perth is tacking harder than she ought, unshadowing her centerline torpedo mounts to threaten Iowa - but the old predreadnaught just gamely keeps the light cruiser at a narrow angle-off-bow and keeps plowing forward, determined and resolute. Shouts and cries of relief go up in the CIC as one of the Global Hawks finds Tenryuu and Tatsuta at last - stationary, and lashed together to provide one of them extra buoyancy. The jubilation dies quickly as they comprehend the situation - even if Tatsuta makes the beach, the Abyssals need to retreat if she's to be recovered.

It's all riding on psychology now.

Let's hope your words work.
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“BB-4. Iowa,” you speak clearly. The room hushes, but you feel Goto stiffen beside you - he's the only other living man who's spoken to an abyssal directly; the only other human being on planet Earth who truly comprehends the mind-invading horror of hearing their voices speak *directly to you.* “Isn't it time to call this one a draw?”

Silence stretches between you and the Sunda Strait, a thousand miles distant.

And then, floating through your earphones to race down your spine and chill your heart, the laughter.

The cold, empty, mocking laughter.

“Yeah,” you say softly. “Yeah, that's funny. Pulled a fast one on us, didn't you? Held back from the main force to come smash anything the cruisers managed to pin down, huh?”

More laughter, keener, sharper. Sweat trickles down your brow as your stomach lurches for your chest - but when you speak again, your voice is steadier, harder... hotter. “I don't hear BB-3 laughing much, though.”

The laughter stops mid-guffaw, like a radio being switched off.
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first for nuclear option
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Satisfaction sweeps over you like a firestorm, a hot wild rage climbing from toe to head as you give yourself over to it. “From whence do you slither, bitch? And for who's call? Not that I give a fuck who - just that you answered at all. You're a traitor.”

The squeal of static you get in reply is so violent it makes you wince - the sound has a pain that pierces your eardrums and stirs around in your *mind,* an ache that spreads from the center of your skull outward. Your heart hammers violently as the room sways a bit, but you feel your anger rising beneath you like a tide, buoying you up.

All you have to do is let go of a lifetime of training and discipline.

All you have to do is let go.

“A fucking traitor,” you hiss. “Slithering out of the slimy bottom to do some vile bastard's dealings. Preying on those you were built to defend. Chasing smaller ships like the coward you are.”
The squealing is so violent and harsh, discordant grating clashing static spills out of your earphones and into the room around you. You vaguely sense people reeling away in shock and horror; only Goto standing sturdy and stonelike at your side.
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>>45976048
>The laughter stops mid-guffaw, like a radio being switched off.
FUCKIN TOLD
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“Hamp came back for me,” you say, low and hot, like you're growling in BB-4s face from six inches away as you square off. “I summoned him. The time, the stakes - it was personal to him. Personal. That's all it took, all I needed to prod him awake.”

No static this time.

No reply.

“You might think you're safe,” you whisper. “But you forgot where the fuck you are, didn't you, bitch? You forgot that Perth and Houston had friends. You forgot about her because you've forgotten everything she *is.*”

The static squeal rips through your skull, your old head wounds aching so vividly you can actually feel the edges of the metal plate grinding against the hole in your skull. The room is spinning now, only your voice and your anger left in a dark void, a hot violent sun that sustains you in the darkness.

“YOU FORGOT DUTY!”

The Noise drives you to the floor. Your vision tints red as the pressure in your skull grows - and now you feel the mad, insane *hatred* of BB-4, a wrath, a madness so awful and terrible it feels like a physical presence in the room, raising a hand to smite you again.

“YOU FORGOT HONOR!”

The blow lands. The room tilts and whirls, strong arms catching you before you can hit the floor - but you and your body aren't on speaking terms anymore. Someone else has the conn, because all you can see or comprehend is the radio shack. Your voice rolls on, undaunted and loud - “YOU FORGOT SERVICE, YOU BITCH! YOU FORGOT LOVE! YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING YOU WERE BUILT TO BE!”
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>>45976048
>“I don't hear BB-3 laughing much, though.”
Ooooooooooh!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>45976071
>>All you have to do is let go.
CONCERN
>>45976103
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You can feel the presence now, a psychic force trying desperately to crush your mind into a pulp; a manic, unrestrained, all-out assault.

Now *you* laugh. You laugh, and laugh, and laugh, the sound fell and terrible as it rolls around the CIC. “You can't. You can't! YOU CAN'T!” The laughing feels good, feels *right,* like vengeance itself as it echoes around your chest. “You can't touch me. You can't touch us, because we *hate* you,” you hiss.

Shouts, in the CIC. Exclamations. Exultation. Your bloodshot eyes focus through the dark haze stealing over your vision - you stare down the long, dark tunnel, your consciousness fading to a single PIP window on the huge screen in front of you.

Through the mist and fog, through the smoke and fire, through the carnage of a clash of titans comes riding a single small vessel.

A lone destroyer.
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>it worked
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>>45976031
>>45976048
>>45976071
>>45976103
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>>45976134
>A lone destroyer
GIT HYPED NIGGAS, TIME FOR FOUR STACKS TO TAKE THE SEAS AGAIN
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>>45976134
>A lone destroyer.
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>>45976134
>A lone destroyer.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT
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>>45976134
It's time.
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Laffey?
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>>45976103
o shit calm down son
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The IR feed flickers as interference shakes the telemetry link a bit - but the vessel herself is solid and real; no eldritch mechanations cloaking her from sight. She knifes through the water swiftly, but she's old, even obsolete; weathering and water-stains clear to see on her old hull and well-worn superstructure. Perth is already coming about sharply to close range with Iowa, sensing the opportunity for a perfect hammer-and-anvil torpedo launch in co-operation with the new arrival. Iowa is already turning sharply, presenting as narrow an angle to both and unshadowing her secondary batteries for immediate action.

“We *hate* you,” you hiss quietly, voice seething with rage. “It doesn't matter what happens now, because you're not taking Perth, or Houston, or any of them. You're not going to have them, you hear me, bitch!?” You're struggling, fighting, trying to sit up against many hands restraining you - when did you end up on the floor? You distantly realize you're out of it, you've gone too far, but you have done what you must, you have LET GO and now there's no stopping this ride till you've reached the end. “YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THEM! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE OUR GIRLS!”
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Can the shipniggas tell me who the fuck we just summoned?
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>>45976134
... Johnston?
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>>45976134
>A lone destroyer.
HOPE
RIDES
A
L
O
N
E
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>>45976204
Either Evertsen or Edsall, at this point.
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>>45976203
>Can the shipniggas tell me who the fuck we just summoned?

Probably the USS Edsall.
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>>45976199
I do think he's communicating directly with BB-4, thanks to the shards of shrapnel in his skull.
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inb4 it's just sendai
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>>45976250
Sendai's a cruiser, mate.
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>>45976235
Nah, that's just radio
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>>45976218
Or a really lost Eldridge.
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Eight-inch shells begin to land around the oncoming ship - she's small, so small, half the size of a Fletcher, it seems, or a Fubuki, or any proper destroyer. Old, you think distantly - so old, so tiny, so outmatched - so fearless.

“I TOLD YOU!” you scream. “I TOLD YOU! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, BITCH. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!” You strain with sudden frenzied energy and feel the many hands trying to pin you down *give* a bit, shouts of surprise in your ear. “WE'RE NEVER GIVING THEM BACK, YOU HEAR, YOU BITCH? WE'RE NEVER GIVING THEM BACK! WE'LL DIE! WE'LL TRADE PLACES! WE WILL PULL THIS FUCKING WORLD DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING HEADS BEFORE WE LET YOU TAKE THEM BACK INTO THE DARK, YOU ROTTEN COWARDLY BASTARDS!”

The abyssal screams in reply, and suddenly a vision is blooming before your eyes - the face of your XO, his flesh on fire, eyeballs melting from his sockets as he reaches his melting hands for you, fat sizzling and popping as he burns and burns and burns.

You reach out and grab his shoulders, pulling him closer, feeling the flames bite your hands and sear your body as they begin to cook you alive. You hug the monstrosity to your chest, even as it bites into your shoulder and begins to *chew.*

“OURS!” you're screaming. “OURS! OURS!”
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>>45976288
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>>45976203
Higgins
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>>45976275
The Japanese light cruisers were misidentified as DDs innumerable times, though.
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>>45976288
jesus christ we've lost it
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>>45976276
He's on the floor, restrained by hands. He doesn't have a fucking radio anymore.
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[x] Pre-TOLDnaught
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>>45976071
>>45976131
... not really liking the "let go" part ....
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>>45976288
GET SOME
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Shells are bracketing the little vessel now, splinters slashing across her decks and felling tiny figures as they sprint to and fro. She doesn't even try to dodge, simply boring straight in at her target. The CIC screen is almost a mirage, half-glimpsed through the tangible vision of Higgins shattered bridge.

“IF YOU WON'T GO BACK TO HELL, WE'LL SEND YOU!” you scream, clutching the ghoul as hard as possible. “HATE. HATE!”

Perth launches her spread, torpedoes thundering into the water even as she turns to disengage under smoke. BB-4 turns immediately, doing her damndest to clear the spread and put her stern to the incoming fish - and that's when the newcomer takes her shot.

The last thing you remember is your mad laughter, and the sight of two German-made SUT torpedoes leaping from the KRI Andau's stern tubes.
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>>45976288
Settle needs serious help.
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Oh god Settle is a shipgirl shaman!
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>>45976288
fuck, man, calm down
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>>45976346
Good thing we've got you!
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>>45976342
Settle just went full AM.

You never, ever go full AM.

>>45976346
No shit, Colonel.

You're going to be up soon, I think.
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>>45976342
>“HATE. HATE!”

FUCKING WHAT
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>>45976342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3kY2LNPbM
What the ZOG
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>>45976346
>Settle needs serious help.

Yes. Yes, he does. He just got abyssal mindfucked hard, but all it really did was tear off a scab, and lo and behold what came flying out under pressure, eh?
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>my ship shaman theory is gaining evidence

Surprisingly this is the opposite of what I want.

Because this means that abyssals are the result of humanity playing with fire.
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>>45976342
>KRI Andau

wat
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>>45976379
>FUCKING WHAT
GO TO WORK
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Did we just kill the Settle?
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>>45976374
Damn it man I'm a nurse not a shrink!
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>>45976288
Shit, nigga calm down.
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>>45976342
Waitwaitwait.

We got ourselves a KRAUT DD?
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>>45976342
What? The Andau?
>>45976379
Turn your PT puppies around and go help The chunniboats!
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>>45976391
That's one of the Spica-class boats iirc.
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>>45976342
...wait
hold on I need to reboot after this hype whiplash
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>>45976342
Damn son.
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>>45976389
So BB-4 just don Fucked up and might bite her in the ass.
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>>45976400
Does it matter what nationality it is?

She answered the call. Welcome aboard!
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>>45976389
A fuck ton of stress induced insanity, like I predicted.
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>>45976391
>KRI Andau (650) is the first ship of the warship type patrol boat Andau class belongs to the Navy . Is a kind of fast torpedo boats (KCT).

>Served as enemy hitter element, either on the surface or below the surface (ASW - Anti-Submarine Warfare ) included as ship detection anti- submarine . Included in the class Andau among others KRI Singa (651) , KRI Tongkak (652) and KRI Invite (653) .
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>>45976411
After a quick Google search I can confirm that.
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>>45976411
>>45976432
ah, gotcha
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>>45976379

Hey, about that, why don't YOU ever up gibbering on the floor while foaming at the fucking mouth? Huh? If me and Goto end up like THAT when we beat an abyssal down with our brains, why don't you suffer anything tangible? Something tangible enough to require a few hours of bed-rest or something? Anything? I've been in the fucking base hospital twice already - three times, actually, if you count that other thing. Where's the fucking justice in this world?
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>>45976400
No.

That's one of the patrol boats
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>>45976400
Nah, its from Indonesia. It just fires kraut torps.
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>>45976379
SETTLE IS PLAYING WITH THE LAWS OF REALITY AGAIN
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>>45976342
we gotta stop pulling this rage fuelled shipyard shit
our mind's gonna leave and not come back
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>>45976432
>PT Boat
Sounds like we got ourselves a german shepherd.
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>>45976447
>I've been in the fucking base hospital twice already - three times, actually, if you count that other thing.

They need to move your office there.
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>>45976450
>PT boat
>not a corgi

Wat
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>>45976447
Hate doesn't need to use his brain for the shit he does.
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>>45976342
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Settle is riding the edge of a section 8 discharge.
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>>45976432
>KRI Invite
Please tell me that's an actual Indonesian word.
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>>45976447
I'll note that, just now, Goto remained calm and composed even when under Abyssal mindfuckery.

You lost your shit and went full Allied Mastercomputer.

>>45976488
We're not at the edge any more.
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>>45976463
>Settle ascends his physical form and becomes a naval spirit
>Higgins: "Welcome home, Admiral."
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>>45976447
>when we beat an abyssal down with our brains
There's your answer right there. What ever made you think Hate had a brain to beat one down with? He does it with his dick or Mah Valhalla or something.
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>>45976488
I think at this point he'd beat anyone who tried with his cane until they gave up.
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>>45976488
The line between a Section 8 and a Medal of Honor is a fine one indeed
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Was that the last thread post of the night?
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>>45976488
the man summons shipgirls with his rage. that's pretty fucking handy
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>>45976342
>>45976288
>>45976199
>>45976134
>>45976103
>>45976071
>>45976048
>>45976031
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>>45976472
It's one of the Indonesian ships you thick fuck
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>>45976521
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>>45976483
>Implying Urbs ever die
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I'm not quite sure what the fuck just
that's probably appropriate
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>>45976519
You shut your whore mouth!
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>>45976488
We're a few steps beyond the edge at this point.

We're this close to build an altar to Armok.

With great power comes great insanity.
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>>45976521
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>>45976488
I hate to say it, this just proves that the Navy CAN'T discharge him. He summons new Shipgirls nearly at command.
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>>45976520
Except he didn't. The Andau is one of the Spica-class boats that was already present. Maybe being mindfucked by BB-4 was enough of a distraction that Settle did actually buy it time to maneuver into position, though.
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>>45976520
And we REALLY need to not abuse it, otherwise we might end up summon someone very unfriendly.
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>>45976432

This is what she looks like. Name ship of her class. She's old. Very old. The only patrol boat class in the Indonesian navy that retains torpedo tubes - full-sized ones for launching full-sized anti-submarine torpedoes. The big ones that can chase down a nuke sub. Last time this was particularly relevant to the Indonesian navy was in the Cold War.

As you can see from even this low-quality picture, she looks a bit rough. She's old. Obsolete.
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>>45976559
I dunno, from the reading he might have summoned Edsall too.
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So who is going to visit Settle in his Hospital bed again? Shoukaku or Arizona?
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>planefag hasn't actually killed tatsuta yet
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>>45976551
So we're in Crab territory now?
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>>45976571
>She's old. Obsolete.

But she's ours.
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>>45976588
that's because they're both going down
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>>45976472
It's a modern patrol boat. Been here the entire time. Not one of the WWII ships, and certainly not summoned just now.
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>>45976588
The Battle isn't over yet
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>>45976546
I'm pretty sure Settle is going to start building one when he wakes up.

You know, to help summoning Ship Girls with his Rage, Hatred and Insanity.

>>45976571
A good old girl.
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>>45976571
>full-sized anti-submarine torpedoes
Obsolete in the current world, but she's just what we need to take on the Industrial era.
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>>45976586
Iku.
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>>45976623
You know, that wouldn't be so bad. Settle might actually get some sense knocked into him.
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>>45976623
Well a good lay might actually be a good stress lease at this point. And lord knows Settle has a lot of stress built up.
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>>45976588
That's because they're getting captured
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>>45976586
Both.
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>>45976616
I've never been so proud to be a Luddite.
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When Andau gets over to port, we're going to treat her to as much powdered french toast as she can eat.

Abyssals don't fucking know what it's like to get headpatted for loyalty and given good food.
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>>45976571
>As you can see from even this low-quality picture, she looks a bit rough. She's old. Obsolete.

And unless wiki fails me; built in 1988. Ouch.
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Can we just sink the fucking ship please. This is some serious fucking autism.
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>>45976623
>>45976656
>>45976657
I'd imagine Iku do a 1-3 things: Trade banter, Give advice, "Stress Relief" (she's neutral in the whole waifu duel)
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>>45976447

Cos I'm fucking better at this than you
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>>45976683
>autism

You're in a CYOA thread on a tabletops game board on an anime imageboard and the subject matter is a bunch of cute girls who are actually the reincarnations of WW2 warships.

And you say the autism has only just begun?
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>>45976694
Smarter than the average slut.
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>>45976659
>Tenryuu or Tatsuta having a fairy named Ricky
I don't think so.
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>>45976674
>Chiaki.jpg
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>>45976623
>>45976694
I do really like the intelligent Iku we've seen in this quest. She might have some good advice for Settle. Plus I hope she can eventually work things out with Naka...
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>>45976718
Well, you are more reliably... less incapacitated than Settle, at least.
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>>45976751
If by advice you mean "advice" and by work things out you mean "work things out", then yes.
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>insulting a ship that probably can't even remember who built her
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>>45976759

You mean I'm better at this fucking shit than he is. You can say it, it's ok. We're all fucking adults here.
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>>45976683
Sinking a Capital ship even an obsolete one is Damn hard in close Quarters.
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>>45976674
Andau's a PT Boat laid down in 1988, and still in active duty. She's not a shipgirl/ship-pet.
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>>45976771
>>45976751
http://pastebin.com/m23TKTRb
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>>45976787
You are better at screaming your rage at Abyssals. It's too bad you can't summon platoons of WW II marines to board them with your fury, though.
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Okay. That's it for tonight, because I'm fucking slippin here. Next thread we will open with Settle, The Morning After, being given the post-mission debrief he wasn't conscious and/or lucid enough to see himself in the CIC after he got duct-taped to a table.

So I don't leave everyone stewing too much till Wednesday:

1. Chuunibotes lived. For a given definition of "lived." Settle will have to check up on them himself in the hospital.

2. Iowa was hit by a torpedo and forced to piss off - Perth and Andau sling full-sized firecrackers, and she was already wounded by the PT boat fish. In fact, she was lucky to survive at all - don't expect her to be ambushing you anytime soon.

We have a writeup or two - incoming!
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>>45976751
iku is the modern, sexually enlightened woman feminism should have created but didn't
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We need this on the ceiling of our private hospital room.

I mean, we have one, right?
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>>45976837
Iku is love.
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>>45976816
Thanks for the fun, boss.
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>>45976816
Cheers, boss. That was fucking crazy
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>>45976816
>for a given definition of lived

Sounds like they're feeling a bit blue.
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>>45976816
What happened to the destroyer that could?
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>>45976816
Did a new shipgirl pop up, or was that a hallucination? And if so, who was it?
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>>45976816
And now has an appointment for a psych eval one would think...
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>>45976816
Thanks for that one boss. See you Wednesday.
HAHA TIME FOR WRITEUPS
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>>45976816
Thanks for the run.
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>>45976787
I hesitate on that. You haven't summoned a ship out of your sheer hatred of Abyssals yet.

>>45976816
Ah. They "lived".

As in "Why didn't you just let us die, you sadist".
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>>45976864
>What happened to the destroyer that could?

Survived without a goddamn scratch!
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>>45976809
>>45976816
So then she must have just been in the area?
Not unreasonably, an indo patrol boat off the indo coast.
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>>45976865
What if it was both?

What if we "saw" the soul of the ship?
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>>45976816
>That's it for tonight, because I'm fucking slippin here
Thanks man
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>>45976841
Private? Hospital room? I'm sorry you must be confusing us with the cushy civilian sector.
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>>45976816
Also, Good Night and get the FUCK TO SLEEP.
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>>45976841
We probably have our own gurney, wheelchair and chrome IV stand.

One more visit and we finish the first row on our Frequent Visitor's Card.
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>>45976588
You see, In a Sea of Dark Matter, Every Minute Matters (tm)
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>>45976816
>Chuunibotes lived
THEN WHO WAS CONSEQUENCES
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>>45976816
What happened to the boarded ship?
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>>45976813

I wouldn't want to. Those old dogs earned their fucking rest, those of 'em that are still around don't deserve finding out their dead buddies were called back to war. Not everyone buys into the same warrior's paradise I fucking do.
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>>45976883
>So then she must have just been in the area?

Yeah. Old ASW boat on ASW patrol, turned and booked it towards the battle at flank when shit popped off.
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>>45976816
>Chuunibotes lived
Rage but also happiness.

>after he got duct-taped to a table
At this point the whole CIC crew must be booking us a room at Arkham.
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>>45976134
>Through the mist and fog, through the smoke and fire, through the carnage of a clash of titans comes riding a single small vessel.
>A lone destroyer.

HOPE
RIDES
ALONE
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>Chuunibotes lived
God, you are predictable.
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The low hum of the transport resonates with the rattling of your breath. Fog rolls from between your teeth with every weak, shuddering gasp as you cradle Harder's body, lost in your own world.

Breathe in. Is he still breathing?

Yes.

Breathe out.

The flight--hours and hours--are a terrible infinity of that. You shudder and hold him closer, his shaky breath on your neck the only warmth you feel.

You dimly feel your sisters out there somewhere in the black, side by side, wounded and weak and unconcerned for themselves. The smooth edges and warm curves of their bodies are interrupted sharply by the cold barrel of the American's gun. His corgis sleep or guard or cower around his feet, the barrel of his weapon lingering in your direction.

"...That's enough." the eldest's voice is the one that breaks the silence. "Please--she isn't hurting anyo--"

The middle child's hand on her arm, her voice low and somber. "It's okay, Sendai," she whispers.

"...Thanks," says the marine. Gruff, slow, unused to the word.

They all fall away again as the silence resumes.

A few thousand slow beats of Harder's heart pass. The droning stops. A faint lurch and a rumble. Stillness, silence. A momentary light, your sisters and the marine disappear. Two new bodies, four sets of hands prying lightly and fruitlessly at your grip, trying to take Harder away from you. Eventual acceptance, as the youngest child carefully tilts his neck on her shoulder, letting them ply his wound. The return of the droning as the plane takes aloft again.

The heartbeats continue. If they stop, you will stop.

A few thousand more unbroken heartbeats, a few hundred more shallow breaths.

"Bravo. Job well done."

You look up--not these human shipwri--doctors. Something cold and victorious, a voice like thin white gunsmoke curling over frigid water.

Terror. Shigure called it Terror.
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>>45976876
One of these days Hate's gonna summon Iowa or her going to him to save him.
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>>45976882
Who the hell duct taped Settle to the Table? I mean i imagine him knocking out a bear at his point due to his rage.
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>>45976910
CONSEQUENCES ARE MORE POSSIBLE ABYSSALS
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>>45976816
Thanks for the run
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>>45976910
Every sailor that died
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>>45976816
Thanks for the run, it was a nail biter in places but definitely a good time.
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>>45976900
Private rooms? In the Public Civilian Sector? HA.

You must think you're in a Private Clinic.
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>>45976883
Being a PT Boat gives you a boost bonus.
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>>45976816
Thanks for running!
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>>45976866
Sounds great... Who exactly did you have in mind to replace him that
A) Would not go even more insane right away
B) Has the clearance and rank to be part of this side show
C) Could assume command without a riot starting among the shipgirls
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>>45976900
Flag Officer, yo.
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>>45976910

See, here's the thing, anon. Everyone thinks letting the chuunibotes live makes me merciful.

Thing is, when someone dies? Their suffering is *over.*

And that just ain't on the menu today.

>>45976914

<--- This. I'm really, really gonna enjoy writing that summary for the next thread.
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>>45976921
More like Insmouth.
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>>45976882
Who is it, or do we have to wait 'till Wednesday?
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>>45976816
>1. Chuunibotes lived. For a given definition of "lived." Settle will have to check up on them himself in the hospital.
I expect us to find all of DesDiv 6 piled around Tenryuu.
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>>45976928
"Word of advice?" She sings languidly. "Drown them by hand. It's a lot more satisfying if you can feel it."

What? Drowni--ships, battle, fireball in the night, Kasturi, Kasturi, It's okay you're oka--"No," you whisper.

"No? Suit yourself, then. Keep it in mind for next time."

"It wasn't...I wasn't..." your voice is frail.

"You could have stopped them," Terror interrupts sharply. "Used your song, and ordered them to turn around. But you didn't. Why do you suppose that is?"

"I--it doesn't work li--there wasn't the TIME--"

"What was there time for? Because whatever it was, you didn't do it."

No... no, please. You didn't--you didn't want this. Why did you kill them? A sob escapes your throat as you tremble, ice clawing at the corners of your eyes. Why did they send you--

>I'm sorry, Naka. This was the only way.

He knew.

The stamped steel floorplate falls away as you jolt up, eyes wide.

He knew. HE KNEW.

WHY DID SETTLE DO THIS TO YOU?

"You know why," Terror whispers assuringly. "He's dead inside. Los Angeles broke him, and he couldn't bear it. He had to break someone else, make them share his guilt."

You drown in that, for a time, before terrible understanding slithers into you. Your trembling lips part as you try to speak. "Who..."

"Yes, Naka?"

"Who broke you?"

You feel silence. You feel cold contemplation.

"'When I looked for good, then evil came unto me, and where I waited for light, there came darkness.'"

You feel Terror's voice slipping as the hum of flight dies around you again.

"Speak of the devil."

Light floods you, the men tending Harder disappearing from your periphery. You can't see. You can't see.

...You can see.
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>>45976930
>Who the hell duct taped Settle to the Table?

Shipgirls...

... *two* shipgirls.
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>>45976914
they were probably slaughtered by viking ghost or some magical bullshit.
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>>45976930
>Not trusting the power of duct tape
DUCT TAPE MAKES YOU STRONGER
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>>45976980
The ramp descends, a shadow cast by the sun at its back yawning across its slope as the actuators whine.

The view is all wrong, the shadow too tall, the height too far from the ground, the edges a blur. Slowly, the dim bronze of sunset fills the darkened gluch inside the plane. Deep within, with its back to the cargo bay wall, something pathetic lurks untouched by the beams, lying in Settle's shadow.

He steps aboard, slowly approaching the tiny figure. Its eyes are down, holding another tiny figure close, cradling it desperately. It rocks faintly, a long snarl of black hair spilling out around it, cascading down and across the floor at her back. It looks up at the man's approach.

From beneath Harder's cap, two gleaming blue lights peer into Admiral Settle's eyes.

You feel the jolt--feel the instinctual flinch, the resignation, the deep, unspoken grief. But still he approaches, his shadow shrinking with every step as he comes closer and closer to the abyssal.

"Is this--" it--you--murmurs. "Is this how you feel all the time?"

His response is slow. Low, and burdened. "Yes."

"You knew." It isn't a question. "You knew what they would do."

His voice is somber. "Yes, I did."

All at once, your body is racked with sobs--hearing it, knowing it was true and still waiting to hear it--"Why did you make me do it?"

"It was the only way to make you understand," Settle replies, watching you shudder and weep. "You had to see."

"I knew," you protest. "I knew they would die for us. You didn't have to show me--"

"For you, too," he says quietly.

"No," you blurt, pleading, desperate. "Not for me. Never for me. Please..."

"I'm sorry, Naka." The admiral turns away, and your vision blurs into a formless orange sunset streak. "It doesn't get any easier tomorrow."
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>>45976966
>Who is it, or do we have to wait 'till Wednesday?

KRI Andau.

>>45976973
>I expect us to find all of DesDiv 6 piled around Tenryuu.

They would be, but... Tenryuu won't want them there.

She won't want them to see.
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>>45976985
Arizona and Shoukaku?

Well, damn. They can work together for a common goal.
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>>45976985
>Shipgirls...
>... *two* shipgirls.
Ah yes, the shit posting of Arizona going on about how stronk Settle is has come full circle
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>>45977003
It returns to focus again as boots crunch up the ramp again, interrupting your helpless sobs. "I need to take him, Naka," Wainwright says, his voice as poised and delicate as Settle's was ponderous granite.

"Don't," you gasp. "Please. I--I can't be alone right now."

Tucked under one arm, Wainwright slowly unfurls Harder's coat in front of him, shaking it out. "Come here. Put this on."

Slowly, dreadfully, you rise, unsteady on your feet, trying to move through another person's eyes, and stumble closer. You wrestle the coat on clumsily, muscle memory blunted as you refuse to let him go. Wain eases the coat onto your other shoulder, tucking the long, black hair under the back. With his hat pulled low and cool brass buttons jingling around you, you let Wayne lead you out of the frigid transport and make your way across Yokosuka.
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>>45977009
The horrifying, gaping wounds. The missing limbs. The blinded, maimed eyes.

Yeah. I wouldn't want 6 years old to see that either.
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>>45976985
But the only girl there was Kongou. Who else was there?
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>>45976816
>CHUNNIBOTES LIVED

1) YESSSSSSS my rage is gone
2) Well, that's sort of anti-climatic
3) Hope there's some permanent fucking damage to the tune of 'combat killed for eternity'

>BB-4

1) Bitch survived what
2) Nemesis lives on - that's five now, we got a whole deck of Warchiefs at this point.
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>>45977009
>They would be, but... Tenryuu won't want them there.
>She won't want them to see.
THAT'S NOT OMINOUS AT ALL
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>>45976900
I would think that an admiral would probably rate a private room even in a military hospital, if only for security concerns.

I mean, one of my dad's less pleasant stories from the Army was from his AIT (or tech school, or whatever they called it back in '67). All the guys in his training unit were going to go off to be spooks at listening posts, so they all had Top Secret CRYPTO clearances and knew technical stuff that was full TS/SCI stuff.

One of them went out and got drunk off his ass and wrapped his car around the only tree that could be found within thirty miles of their training site at San Angelo, Texas, and ended up in the hospital, doped to the gills on painkillers for the broken bones and the severe burns (because 1967, cars burned a lot easier then).

And Dad was one of the guys they rousted out of the barracks to go sit with him until he died and make sure he didn't, in his delirium, slur out anything classified that they'd have to debrief everyone within earshot about.

I'd think that Settle would probably rate a private room just in case he breached some TS stuff while doped up...
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>>45977013
They haven't been hostile towards each other at all unlike their fans. They just haven't really interacted.
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>>45976816
>Chuunibotes lived
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>>45977009
>She won't want them to see.
You better not fuck this fridge horror up or I will find you.
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>>45976951
Psych eval doesn't necessarily mean replaced. Its exactly that, is this person still psychologically stable, or not?

After that outburst in the CIC, several somebodys probably really want the answer to that question.
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>>45976957
Are Houston and Perth returning to base with the rest of the shipgirls?
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>>45977013
Shoukaku has never demonstrated shipgirl strength.
Or anything else about her shipgirl aspects.
All she's done this entire quest is boring girl stuff, with no cool ship stuff.
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>all of this suffering

Makes me want to return it tenfold.
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Some art to remember the battle by. Great thread and looking forward to the write-ups!
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>>45977078
>You better not fuck this fridge horror up or I will find you.
You could give him pointers
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>>45977069
>LOL PLANEFAG WILL NEVER KILL A CHARACTER
>OH MY GOD WOW YOU DOUBED HIM HE'S KILLIN EM OH MAN WOW YEAH THEY'RE DEAD THEY'RE SO DEAD PANIC
>WHAT THEY'RE NOT DEAD WTF PLANEFAG THIS IS BULLSHIT

I don't know why it's still funny after happening so many times, but it is
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>>45977060
He'd rate one. And he'd rate one of the "nice" ones after that episode in the CIC.
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>>45977009
eh, it'll buff out
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I see the deathfags are upset that their best efforts to get characters pointless killed failed, never mind the fact that what'll happen will be worse than merely dying.

>>45977098
Hi Draft.

>>45977114
Ha.
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>>45977048
Yeah, immune to this stuff now.
Better luck next time, Nakafag.
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>>45977108
Nice/10

>>45977048
Naka nuuuu
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>>45977112
He wants em he can have em. I'd be more than happy to give them, examples from personal experience.
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>>45977067
Hell of a good start, duck tapping their prospective paramour to a table.

>>45977078
You're probably best placed to advise him on how horrifying an ER truly is at times.

God, I still remember the one time I went and there was a failed suicide.

Poor bastard had jumped in front of the subway cart, on a track, and lived.

>>45977114
I was ready for the losses.

Truth be told, they're both probably wishing they'd died.
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>>45976928
>>45976980
>>45977003
>>45977048
Oof
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>>45976910
>>45976957
The chuunibotes already knew that they were obsolete by the time of WWII. This last engagement threw that fact into their faces in a way that can no longer be ignored. And they *lived*. They now have to figure out how they are going to deal with that going forward. It would have been easier for them if it had been a valiant last stand, but it was not.
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>>45977069
pssst.
Rule 15 is still in effect.

>>45977108
yes
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Reminder it's too late for her.
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>>45976957
Well.. shit. Let me say this first. Thanks for sparing sis's life. I know she'll be on the mend for a long time. There is hope for her.

But if you ever fuck with me or sis again like this, I will hunt you down, tie you up and let YOUR sister loose on you!
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>>45977185
It's never too late until one goes full Iowa.
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>>45977165
Yeah, I know those kind of stories... all to well.
I'M TO DRUNK FOR THIS!

Captcha is drinks, please Captcha mercy!
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>>45977185
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>>45977108
Noice
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>>45976985
The Dess and Ari wasn't it?
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>>45977185
Yes, and?
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>>45977185
Why must abyssalNaka be so much hotter than the genuine article?

Its so not fair.
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>>45977124
Ah, yes. One of the ones with a door that locks. From the outside. Only.
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>>45977242
They're the superior faction.
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>>45977114
I just lost a bit of respect for you as a writer desu. You were all fucking set to kill someone's waifu and laugh in his face about it, then at the last moment you bailed.

like
mate
either start breaking waifus
or stop pretending shit has actual consequences
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>>45976811
Do you happen to have the first Iku writeup anon?
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>>45976389
>all it really did was tear off a scab, and lo and behold what came flying out under pressure, eh?

>For when you gaze long into Settle, Settle gazes also into you
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>>45977108
Holy shit, you can even make out Hate and the muzzle-bloom from Fenrir.
Kickass/10, dude
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>>45976463
We're going to end up spouting a halo and end up being rebuild shinji or something at this rate
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>>45977242
merged with another shipgirl, but that attitude shows you're not a real naka fan.

>>45977258
>implying horribly maimed/etc isn't consquences
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>>45977284
>GIVE HIGGINS BACK
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>>45977114
Sure, if I had actually believed you would do it.
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>>45977108
NICE!
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>>45977258
Ever read Johnny got his Gun?
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>>45977242
Unless she starts trying to kill us, she's still just Naka, no matter what she looks like.
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>>45977283
Wait really?

>>45977108
I so then m8, you messed up on the proportions of the PT boat, they're a tad bit smaller than that.
still great
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>>45977151
>>45977219
The fucking smells. The worse part is the smell.

Then the visuals hit you. The body... just wrong and your subconscious points out even the things you don't know consciously.

Then the sounds. If they're still making them.

The blood isn't the problem. It's everything ELSE.

>>45977185
Not quite yet.
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>>45977291
>implying horribly maimed/etc is consquences

lit "your waifu now walks with a limp lmoa but u can still fugg her"

i guaran-fucking-tee you, no matter how much we piss off shocuck or flatizona, at the end of the day they will still want our fucking dick and we will still wind up fucking one of them or goto
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>>45977114
>Getting worked up over meta concerns like 'will the qm dare do this' 'the qm totally won't do this' 'the qm always turns starboard in the bottom half of the hour'
>Not just voting with everything taken in the serious context of the quest
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>>45977323
I have. Seen the movie, too.
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>>45977258
Tatsuta is likely to die later in hospital though.
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>>45977366
That should give you an idea of how the Chuunis are now, I hope.
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>>45977323
"What is he saying?"

"Kill me."
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So now I guess that if Harder ever tries to "torpedo" Naka, a lot of clanking will ensue.
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>>45977344
Sounds like you're reading the wrong story if you hate waifus so much.

Though I don't think The chunniboats got off that lightly.

>>45977362
welcome to modern questing, though a good part is the fact he doesn't provide nice easy clear answers but rather a game of russian roulette.
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>>45977396
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>>45977342
"That bone shouldn't be there. He's going to puncture that lung when he coughs here in a moment. Ah there it is, there's the gurgling."
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>abyssals left the chuuniboats alive to serve as examples
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>>45977223

Look at this guy. Look at him. Look at how cool and unimpressed he is, how smooth and unruffled his jimmies are. So hardened and hip, immune to the SUFFERING of Nakatime. That jaded Cool Guy with his coat blowing in the wind as he leans against a building corner. He doesn't care. He doesn't care so much that he posted twice to make *sure* you'd know he doesn't care. Isn't he something?

>>45977258

And look at THIS guy. He has weighed me against Nakawriter, and found me wanting. I could've killed off those characters. I could've butchered those waifus and taken a shit on my readers and laughed and laughed as I stacked Sunda Strait six fucking high with shipgirl bodies. Failure to do so means there are NO CONSEQUENCES. This man knows what a Consequence is. Only one person survives this choice, and it effects the NEXT TWO GAMES plus this one - do you choose the quiet, composed, controlled bro-tier operative, or the awful, bigoted, racist superbitch with boring tits? Choose wisely, or forever hold your peace, for tonight, someone dies. There are Flags, and Routes, and they are fucking binary. Look at this man. This is a man who doesn't fuck around. My shades of grey are more like shades of GAY in his eyes; a pussy who just can't hack his tough-as-nails black or white world.

Man, I'm in trouble here. What ever am I to do?
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>>45977378
>Crusade
>Winston + Lincoln
>railroad
Top kek
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>>45977339
>>45977291

Oh I like her well enough, especially with what Planefag and Nakawriter have done with her, but there's no denying that the vanilla version looks more cutesy than hot.

And sure, inside at least she still seems to be the same. Just as well, it'd be a hell of a thing for us to get our captured abyssal like this.
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>>45977378
>anyone
>dying in a planefag quest
if there was ever a time and place for planefag to start killing characters, it was tonight.
it is now a fairly safe assumption that, no matter how badly we fuck up, nobody we care about will die.
planefag doesn't have the balls.
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>>45977396
Naka needs that lewd scene. It might be the only thing that can pull her back from this.
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>>45977401
The chunniboats bodies can be repaired back to normal. The mind part is what I'm worried about. Naka 2.0 all over again.
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>>45977448
Planefag who was in the CIC room besides Goto, Hamp, and Kongou?
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>>45977448
>i can't think of any way to respond to criticism and my failure to live up to my readers expectations
>LMAO I'LL JUST BANTZ
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>>45977463
RFV will probably find some new listeners.
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>>45977448
>do you choose the quiet, composed, controlled bro-tier operative, or the awful, bigoted, racist superbitch with boring tits
big tits are overrated
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>>45977462
>>45977420
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>>45977454
If you've ever spent time in a the emergency ward of a hospital, you'd know that dying wold be the cop-out choice.
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>>45977454
Don't tempt the planefaggot.
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To be honest, a lot of QMs on /tg/ don't kill their characters.
It's not really a planefag thing.
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So Tenryuu wouldn't let go even to save her life, and now Tatsuta's alive but permanantly broken in some way and can't ever be removed, like a siamese twin?

You still wanna hit that, Hate?
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>>45977488
>not wanting to see if Naka's kid comes out as half-abyssal or full abyssal
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>>45977463
>the entire boiler room gone

Wow, how is Tatsuta even alive without a heart anymore?
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>>45977476
God, you're salty.

Go try on a new fedora, Captain edgelord.
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>>45977454
>no matter how badly we fuck up
We didn't really fuck up, though. We had shit options because it was a shit situation, but that just is what it is. We took a few risks that didn't work out.
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>>45977185
the impact's been lost through overuse
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>>45977497
PLANEFAG
DOES NOT
HAVE THE BALLS
TO KILL
ANY OF HIS CHARACTERS

PROVE ME WRONG, FAGGOT
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>>45977499
I would.

Or at least be a close friend.
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>>45977258
>>45977069
>>45977454

Can somebody please explain to me the obsession with getting someone killed off? I mean, maybe you're following the wrong quest if you want to see that.
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>>45976928
>>45976980
>>45977003
>>45977048
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>>45977448
I'm not gonna lie and say that I find Naka's writing emotionally impactful anymore.
It's not that I don't like it, I do, I enjoy it, and your writing, and a lot of the other writefag's writing, but it doesn't really get me in the feels.
I do get a kick out of posting stupid reaction images though.
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>>45977540
And now hate gets cancer
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>>45977558
It's literally just people being edgy.
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>>45977499

I dunno... might be hot. I mean, if they were like, joined at the hip or something, and had two pussies? Hell the fuck yeah... maybe.

I don't actually fucking know. Sisters or twins is on the list, but nothing in there about them being Siamese.
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>>45977448
Yo faggot, what does naka look like right now?
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>>45977511
Maybe we can replace them with modern equipment?

She could probably make some decent speed with new gas turbines.
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>>45977511
Considering the insides of a shipgirl does not fiction like a human should be a clue. The last two times we looked inside one we saw a warp gate to somewhere else or it said 'Desu'.
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>>45977540
Man, enough of the REAP THE SOULS bullcrap already.
So he can't kill a character. Cool, on to the next plot point, capische?
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>>45977256
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>>45977078
>better not fuck this fridge horror up

That'll be easy. I'm pretty sure most anon's have no goddamn clue what a wound vac is, or what it does.

But they will. Poor dumb bastards.

>>45977470

Fuck if I know. People.

>>45977362
>'the qm always turns starboard in the bottom half of the hour'

Fucking THIS

>>45977476
>criticism
>criticism
>criticism

I had to read that three times and it just got funnier every fucking time, like, there's this air of "legitimacy" attached to your whining, it's fucking spectacular
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>>45977452
Considering her KCQ personality, when she wants to arouse, she will succeed even though her figure more cute than hot. Charm/arousal is more than just curves.

>>45977463
Assuming considering Naka wasn't healing right from what is a scratch compared what the Chunniboats took.

>>45977485
You're taking that bit a tad too seriously. He wouldn't be stupid enough to reveal his biases in the waifu competition

>>45977558
I blame the shitty edgelord stories they read where people drop like flies compared to Game of Thrones or Victory gundam.
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>>45977580
>"We can rebuild them. We have the technology"

Honestly it'd probably be better to offer them a refit before the abyssals start promising they can be "fixed"
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>>45976377
What is AM?
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>>45977573
... so I'm getting trolled then? Damn, they're getting better at this than me.
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>>45977511
maybe time to switch boat to nuclear love
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>>45977516
Pretty much. You could make a decent argument either way on several of the choices, and sometimes you just do what you can and hope its enough.
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>>45977619
>trolled

That'd imply people were doing this for laughs. It's not. People honestly think this is a good idea.
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>>45977540
>all this bait
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>>45977340
>Wait really?
Check out the PT boat's bridge. That muzzle-blast is even bigger than the 20mm on the foredeck. And you can backtrack the muzzle-blast to the shooter.
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>>45977633

BLUE BOARD MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>45977633
why is their hair blushing
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You know I was in a quest where a hot blooded girl much like Tenryuu got crippled. She was obviously initially depressed but she bounced back after some time and the MC's help and honestly became a better, more well rounded character because of it.

But she was a major character, while the chunniboats are minor characters in a already bloated cast so I don't think they are going to get the same treatment sadly.
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>>45977606
But shipgirls aren't people so does that mean Kongou has the strength of two shipgirls?

Oh wait Yamato might be there too
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>>45977633
>>45977660

SPOILER THAT SHIT
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>>45976488
I am pretty sure I got one of those.
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>>45977540
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Planefag, just out of curiosity, do you watch RWBY?
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>people do their best to make sure everyone survives and comes home
>make decent decisions
>anons act offended when planefag's THREATS OF MURDER don't occur because of player action

gee it's almost like we're in an organic world and our decisions matter, even if there are things outside our control
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2nd writeup where?
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>>45977384
Oh, I'm the guy stating that they'll probably wish they were dead.

I'm fully aware that "alive" isn't necessarily a good thing, at time.

>>45977426
Yeah. I'm lucky most of my tales are more along the lines of "Do we treat the heart infection or do we try to save the kidneys before he goes full septic?"

It's still goddamn ugly, but the corpse left behind is marginally better looking.

>>45977511
Fuck, my brother has seen a guy with a pulse and breathing who was nonetheless stone fucking dead.

As in "this guy is in straight up rigor mortis" dead and no one had noticed.

Technology can keep the body alive, even when it's dead.

>>45977606
Oh, the wound vac?

Oh... I saw it once in use. Once.

Abdomen wounds are fucking horrifying.

>>45977616
Allied Mastercomputer. The villain of "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream".
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>>45977664
If she Saved her sister Tenryuu couldn't give a rats ass what happened to her.
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>>45977610
If she can hook a roomful of bored sailors in a SHARP video, I'd have to agree yes she can.

Still, not my personal taste, not disparaging, chill thyself.
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>>45977567
>I'm not gonna lie and say that I find Naka's writing emotionally impactful anymore.

eeee. eee. ehehehehehe. ehehehehhehehehe
EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE
EEHEHE

EEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh

oh you have no idea

oh

>>45977578

super abyssally!
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Again, I bet Planefag would like the aliums from Muv Luv
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>>45977580
Hmm, perhaps.

If orbitanon were here I know what he would say...
>>45977583
Getting that feeling now. So a shipgrill has to be destroyed utterly to actually fucking die, huh?
>>45977612
Yep. I wonder how Crab's dealing with Poi...
>>45977625
Oh fuck me no...
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>>45977606
>google what a wound vac is
christ, that actually hits one of my personal quick subjects
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>>45977606
>wound vac
Bummer. No doubt that crazy experimental stem cell therapy they have for 2nd degree burns would encounter problems working on shipgirls, plus the burns might be too severe for it to work. National Geographic did a segment on it called 'The Skin Gun", it's on youtube if you want to check it out.

It'll definitely be interesting to see how everyone acts around Settle after he went full Old Testament in the CIC there. I'm guessing it will depend on whether or not everyone else could perceive the psychic attack or not.
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>>45977699
That's some pretty shit animation right there.
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>>45977705
Next week when their actually fuck'n done
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>>45977740
>oh you have no idea
That doesn't mean anything deme.
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>RWBY

No, sorry, not my bag. I draw the fucking line at shotgun scythes.
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>>45976837
>but didn't
But that is wrong.
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>>45977784
Fair enough, just thought I'd ask.
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>>45977740
Good, cuz that's the shit I want!
I hope you and Naka can bring me the misery I crave!
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>>45977784
Sniper rifle scythes.

The shotgun are the fist weapons.
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>>45977784
I think its actually a sniper rifle too if that helps...
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>>45977610
>>45977637
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

I came here for the interesting take on Kantai Collection, and stayed for the awesome characters. I'm really enjoying this quest. Hopefully we can counteract the stupid and keep this quest on the right track.
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>>45977784
You forgot the sword that literally uses a glock as the hilt. And the shotgun bracers. And the giant-ass hammer with an M32 MGL in the head.
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>>45977818
A lot of that means not biting the big old abyssal bait, but people don't want to go down the redemption route that will deprive the Voice Below of soldiers.
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>>45977784
I tried it but the first episode's shitty voice acting killed me.
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>>45977779

>Next week.


I FUCKING WISH. I think I'm just going to go cry.
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>You forgot the sword that literally uses a glock as the hilt. And the shotgun bracers. And the giant-ass hammer with an M32 MGL in the head.

thanks you can stop now thanks for that stop

stop
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>>45977805
Anti-materiel sniper scythes to boot.
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>>45977740
>super abyssally!
Can she shoot out beams from her belly?
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>>45977764
>Settle got into an even more extreme shouting math with the Abyss again and won while being dogpiled by two fucking shipgirls
>Naka-chan has apparently genre-shifted to literal death metal now
>Tenryuu and Tatsuta got shot to death and back
The books they write about this war are gonna be -fascinating- reads
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>>45977733
Not from Deme's remark about her not wanting DesDiv6 to see her.

>>45977751
I doubt it, he can't stand plot Bullshit and Muv Luv's full of it.

>>45977784
That's Super Robot wars alpha 3 with the shotgun scythe.
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>>45977847
There's also the stilted animation and the absolutely horrible voice acting.
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>>45977756
Complete destruction or being sunk back into the depths of the seas for them to truly die again.
>>45977784
The show gets better. If you want to get clued into how the villain can pull off amazing plots, just watch that show.
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>>45977558
Planefag's trademark other than romances with emotionally damaged readheads is taking lighthearted settings and exposing their dark underlying assumptions. A lot of anons see this and think this means he's going to totally change up everything e.g. killing characters left and right, replacing all the teenage girls with hardened soldiers, permanently altering the way the setting works, etc. But all he's really doing is mentioning the flawed assumptions the setting makes. He won't admit it, but Planefag likes his lighthearted settings full of cute girls doing cute things and wants to keep them that way.
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>>45977854
Imagine what popular mechanics looks like right now.

"INSIDE THE NAVY'S SECRET SHIPGIRL WORKSHOP"
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>>45977854
And this is just the pacific.

I wonder what the Atlantic will be like.
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>>45977847
There's also a minigun. That folds up into a purse.
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EDIT MORE FAGGOT
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>>45977847
I mean if thats not your thermos of flamethrower coffee that fine, more for the rest of us.
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>>45977863
DesDiv6... hmm.
It shall be done.

For those that have rocked, we salute you.
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>>45977847
I think I remember something about nunchaku guns as well.
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>>45977871

8.5. Pages.

At this point I ought to just quit, it's never gonna be done.
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>>45977863
There is a Difference about what happens to her and hurting her girls.
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>>45977890
>pull off amazing plots

I'll give you a hint: out of her ass

Which to be fair, is a very nice ass, but Cinder is a really shitty antagonist.
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>>45977890
Yeah, once they actually started getting professional voice actors in it improved. Also, I've heard studio Bones is really hooking it up for the Japanese version, and there should be some good voice talent signing on.
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>>45977847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6nL6i5jOaY
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>>45977847
Anyway, Good Night Deme.

And I mean that. Don't stay up until 6 Am.
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>>45977925
Hilariously impractical and impossible? Yes. Fun as hell to watch? Yes.
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>>45977854
Its even more fun if you imagine Artfag's work as the cover artwork
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>>45977899
Would it come with an interview with Crab?
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>>45977926
Jesus Christ what the hell are you doing ghost.
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>>45977940
Cinder isn't even the BBEG
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>>45977952

I don't always. Sometimes I just have a nightmare and wake up!
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>>45977944
Is THE DESS going to be in it?
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>>45977740
So will Naka finally catch a goddamn break after all this despair shit and get some positive feels going on for the audience to get happy tears/feels about.

You can get salt from happy tears as well.
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>>45977960

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. HELP
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>>45977926
>quitting
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>>45977959
No.

With Shimakaze
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>>45977971
At least you still dream. I don't remember the last time I fucking dreamt or had a nightmare.

I don't think I have much REM sleep anymore.
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>>45977976
I just want Naka to fuck Harder on the hospital bed.
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>>45977971
At least you manage to awake from your nightmares.
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>>45977949
>it's a boarding school
>high school-

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOT IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS. FUCK ANYONE WHO LIKES THIS SHIT, I DESPISE YOU. WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS. A RIFT WIDE AND DEEP HAS OPENED BETWEEN US. NOTHING CAN HEAL THIS WOUND.

DAMNED AND EXCOMMUNICATE, CONTEMPLATE YOUR SINS!
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>>45977984
Sakuya Status Report:
>[ ] Holding out against cock
>[X] Crushed, conquered, and corrupted by cock

Welp.
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>>45978023
It gets better.
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>>45977940
Cinder has a nice ass. Her VA is just as good too!
>>45977944
Not sure, but there are a number of good VA are signing up for the show. RWBY is growing in popularly.
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>>45977981
GIVE ME THE RAWS
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>>45977926
>just quit
who are you, planefag?
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>>45978023
That's season one. They go out into the field after that, and characters start dying.
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>>45978043
>It gets better.

HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET FUCKING WORSE
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>>45978023
Its a -special- high school don't forget. They're training to be monster hunters!
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>>45977987
I could get behind that.
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>>45978044
>RWBY
>VAs
>Good

what are you smoking to live in that little bubble world of yours I want some
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>>45977899
>it looks a bit like that 1950s cine of the hormel spam factory
>but the carcasses on meathook conveyers are now partially-flensed shipsluts
>we follow tenryuu as she gets stroggified
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>>45978063
>and characters start dying.
>epic lol food fight in season 1
>boarding school
>second season
>NOW YOU DIE

So it went full J.K. Rowling in only two goddamn seasons?

... wow. It DID get worse. Holy shit.
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>>45977944
There's ome good voices like Kallen's VA doing Yang (very fitting)

>>45977976
Who knows, but I hope it's soon before the readers go SQUAD BROKEN
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>>45977892
That's the kind of compromise that I'm looking for in this quest! I like the exploration of what it would truly mean for the spirits of old ships to come back in human form. How does this new lease on life affect them? How does the world react to them? All the things that we are already seeing in this quest. Yes, there are darker elements that need to be explored, but at the end of the day I'm participating in this quest to have fun.
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>>45978068
There's a corgi in it.
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>>45978068
I've been watching from a distance. Third and second hand accounts.

It seems pretty terrible still.
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>>45978056

Ouch, man. Cmon, I haven't even started pushing this thing yet! I mean, if i never finished, it's not like it would be some huge unresolved story or anything!
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>>45978068
Look, first of all it's one of those shitty western attempts at anime, which results in it being unbelievably awkward and cliche; but it's also supposed to be something you "grow up with."

Meaning if you're a 25 year old 4chan user, season 1 is probably way below you.

Season 3, though? It's getting exciting. The show isn't the best thing ever, but I have fun.
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>>45978072
>a high school
>for monster hunters

nigger wat
>>45978103
THAT IS NOT A CORGI.

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.
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>>45978023
>NOTHING CAN HEAL THIS WOUND.
Hahaha, you're going full Linkin Park. You never go full Linkin Park.
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>but it's also supposed to be something you "grow up with."

SO IT *LITERALLY* WENT FULL FUCKING ROWLING
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>>45978103

Did that dog just get shot out of a cannon?
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>>45978023
Some anon posted this in previous night thread
Is this accurate
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>>45978120
>planefag
>25

You're going to have to shoot just a bit higher in age than that.
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>>45978068
it was conceived by the same genius who made this, thats why

https://youtu.be/ihH88jPOTMw
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>>45978121
bullshit it aint
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>>45978093
More like they start taking casualties once they get out into the field and become enough of a pain in the ass to attract enemy attention.
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>>45978088
>cyborg shipgirls

This might work.

>>45978137
>went

More like "was from the very start." Salem, for example, is the villain and while she narrates a good chunk of season 1, you don't know she actually is a character until the end of season 3.
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>>45978137
It literally goes full Rowling in 3 seasons, to be precise.
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>>45978139
it got baseball bat hit with a thermos that changes into a flamethrower baseball bat
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>>45978137
>NOPE. NOPE
At least none of the producers mentioned that one of the main characters says 'oh yeah he's gay'
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>>45978139
Yes.

This is one of the more sane things that happens in the show.
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>threadly reminder that Fuso is more stacked than Lex in certain aspects
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>>45977293
This is why Planefag will be hesitant about killing any main waifu for real.

Because Settle will go this far to save her, even if that means risking the wraith of Poseidon, Davy Jones, Cthulhu, and who knows what else
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>>45978078
Cinder's VA is Jessica Nigri anon. She looks and sounds VERY hot.
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>>45978180

That sounds fantastically stupid and ridiculous and fuckdammit I think I want to see it
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Hey, can I have a link to the Pastebin lewds that have been done, since they are not posted on the spacebattles compilation. I don't want to slog through all the previous threads
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>>45977293

Also last post before I wander off to sleep - I'm glad someone put their finger RIGHT ON IT
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>>45978153
How old is planefag?
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>>45978180
As expected of RWBY weapon design. Completely fucking ridiculous.

Have a skin gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXO_ApjKPaI
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>>45978214
If Naka ever got captured, Settle would probably raise the city of Atlantis to get her back.
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>>45978225
Season 2, either the last or second to last episode
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>>45978224
>fluff is into balding women and foreheads so wide you can land a P-61 on them


wew lad
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>>45978224
Nigri voice acting is not a selling point, Fluff.
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>>45978230
Have some Settle X Arizona lewds anon

http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq
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>>45978225
Just be aware you have to sit through some cliche bullshit to get to the good parts.

But when you do get to the good parts, it'll be a bunch of people beating up a giant scorpion while fighting a giant raven at the same time.
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fuck off rwby fags
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>>45978137
The first three volumes was meant to be season 1.
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>>45978099
Yeah, when anons complain about KCQ being not being "dark enough" I wonder where there were when Shigure had a PTSD attack and nearly killed us, when Shoukaku started acting like a slut because at least then people acknowledge her as a woman instead of a piece of machinery, or when Arizona realized that the man she was falling for was so utterly self destructive that he'd bring her down with him.

And this shit isn't dramatic enough for you?
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>>45978232
To be fair, Settle is less Shinji and more Venom Snake/Master Miller.
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>>45978232
OH NO YOU DON'T STAY HERE AND EXPLAIN GODDAMN
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>>45978280

no u
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>>45978294
>Settle is Miller
>Hate is Venom
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>>45978308
Go to bed faglord
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>>45978291
>when Arizona realized that the man she was falling for was so utterly self destructive that he'd bring her down with him
No, we TOLD her that. We are perfectly capable of ruining things ourselves.
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>>45978242
That's actually awesome
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>>45978291
Edgelords gonna edgelord, of course.
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>>45978318
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>>45978325

NOT ALONE, ANON

YOU VOLUNTEERING
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>>45978291
I know, right? I'm having a blast, but I guess assholes just need to shit all over everything.
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>>45978266
No, THIS is the woman. She's the english VA i was talking about.
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>>45978224
Yep.
>Captcha needs me to click on all the milkshakes
How appropriate.
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>>45978318
>implying it isn't the opposite, settle is venom snake while hate is ocelot and goto is miller
We already have the injuries, PTSD and CQC skills.
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>>45978362

Oh he knows EXACTLY who you're talking about!
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>>45978355
I'd sleep with Kaga, but not you.
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>>45978354
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>>45978355
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>>45978379
I'd argue Hate has the same revenge boner that Settle does.

Only the real Hate died in LA
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>>45978424
No it's not Hate that's Venom but rather The real Settle
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>>45978355
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>>45978395
>Skip, I'm already a de--
>STFU EDGELORD Good god have you become emotional these past few days.
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>>45978379
Not really. Settle is all about the "Give us back our Past" and vengeance like Miller, whereas Hate is into the whole Outer Heaven/Valhalla and being alive on the battlefield like Venom.

Naka is Ocelot.
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>>45978355
your faggotry has made tenryuu cry
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>>45978424
>Implying that the real Settle didn't die in LA as well.
>Implying they aren't both standing in for each other.
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>>45978453
>Naka pretends to defect
>was really on our side all along
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>>45978386
>>45978393

THEN I STAY AWAKE AND DRINK
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>>45978447

SPEAKING OF UNFUCKABLE SLUTS WITH HUGE FOREHEADS

>>45978454
>filename

AHAHAH YOU'RE FUNNY I'LL KILL YOU LAST
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>>45978424

Did fucking not
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>>45978471
That would mean Naka has a thing for Hate!miller
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>>45978471
>Shigure was sent back by the abyss to betray us.
>She instead decided to join up with us.
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>>45978501
Right on cue, the fairy comes to deny his fate as a battleship crewman.

>>45978509
>implying

Ocelot only has eyes for Big Boss.
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>>45978501
Embrace it, Hate. You are merely Ahab.
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>>45978547

So, you know they can't get too far from their ship, yeah? They can't... sustain, or something.

Fuckin, I'm pretty sure by now I'd have disaffuckingpeared if your theory held any fucking water.
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>>45978547
I dun fucked up. I meant to follow the analogy of >>45978318
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So...what does Goto really think about Settle's habit of talking to abyssals until his orifices bleed and he lapses into incoherent angrish?
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>>45978592
Better him than me
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>>45978583
You are no simple fairy, Hate.
You are Oberoth.
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>is one of the few known examples of a human using an active returned hull's weapons in war
>was brought back to health by Iowa under suspicious circumstances, i.e. should not have survived his wounds
>feels an immediate connection with Yamato; enough to consider her "kin"
>uses her fucking main gun as a dumbass shotgun
>"hurr I'm totes not a fairy"

Just fucking embrace it. You ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
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>>45978547
So... continuing the analogy...

Harder... is the real Big Boss?
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>>45978623
Harder is obviously Eli.
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>>45978592
The man be crazy, but DAMN does he pull it off well.

And he sometimes gets new Hulls to work with if he's lucky enough to survive, so good on him.
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>>45978623
Nah Harder is Psycho Mantis.
Or Young Liquid, take your pic.

>>45978606
>>45978592
>God that fucker's such a wimp. Let's see him handle Kongou on the regular.
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>>45978421
>He's shitposting himself.
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>>45978592
my feet hurt
kongo's rubbing her tits on me again
should i do her
i wanna do her
oh look, settle's frothing at the mouth and fighting a psychic duel with the abyssals again
i wonder if i can get decent udon this late
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>>45978500
>I'LL KILL YOU LAST
motherfucker i almost died of irony
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>The Voice Below wishes to unite humans and ships now and forever
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>>45978648
>he is tired and fucked up his own trip
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>>45978614

You guys are as wrong on this as you are every fucking time you insist Yams wants to fuck. It'd be funny if you weren't so fucking insistent.
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>>45978421
Deme. You're going insane from sleep deprivation. Go to sleep.

>>45978636
>>45978643
But if Naka is Ocelot, Harder has to be Big Boss.

Otherwise... who is the real Big Boss?

And where is Solid Snake?

>>45978669
ZERO!
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>>45978648
>it must be him!
>>45978681
>but a different trip

dear settle

no
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>>45978682
Hey dude, I want you to fuck Iowa.

And really you make my arguments with your own strange behavior. No other human acts like you, not even fucking Crab.
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>>45978702
... Deme. Seriously.

Sleep. Now.

I'm about to shut down myself.
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>>45978702
Thanks for writing!
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>>45978681
Fucked up his own trip.

>WAS REPLYING TO HIMSELF.
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>>45978648
>>45978681
God, did you guys forget the many times Planefag and settle have argued with each other, especially during the Bonins?
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>>45978592
I still can't wait until we find out that Goto is like, a fucking Marshal Admiral or something equally insane
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>>45978707

WHAT STRANGE FUCKING BEHAVIOR. GODS FUCKING ABOVE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING WANT FROM ME.
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>>45978691
>who is the real Big Boss?
Iowa
>where is Solid Snake?
in a museum berth in LA, wishing to reunite with Settle
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>>45978755
Goto is probably the GEoM on vacation. His first reaction to Abyssal mindfuckery was because he thought it was better to blend in.

But then Settle did what he did, so the Emperor just went "Okay, guess I won't pretend to be affected anymore".
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>>45978772
YOU FUCKING HALO JUMP WITH CORGIS AND TRY TO TAKE OUT A BATTLESHIP WITH A GUN MADE OUT OF ANOTHER BATTLESHIP'S TURRET

THAT STRANGE BEHAVIOR.
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>>45978813
Best. Gay. Porno. Ever.

Of all time.

"Fuck you"
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>>45978785
That... makes some sense.

However, Big Boss has to be a man. Harder makes sense in that case.

Iowa must be The Boss.
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>>45978785
>"My daughter... or should I call you... my sister?"
>"This is good, isn't it?"
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>>45978831
>Marine. I've never seen such clear eyes...

>>45978840
This makes too much fucking sense.
I BLAME THE PATRIOTS
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>>45978825
"Oh shit I'm sorry" comes very close.
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>>45978831
No, Iowa is the boss,

Settle is Big Boss,

Hate is Venom Snake,

Higgins is Snake
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So any other write-ups incoming, or is the plot done for tonight?
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>>45978889
Plot is done, we're just shooting the shit. Go to sleep.
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>>45978813

This is not 'strange behavior'. This is "We need a fucking ace in the fucking hole, and a group of PT boats in position on demand with an automatic 18.1 inch naval fucking rifle counts as a goddamn ace in the fucking hole"
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>>45978889
Pic related, I think
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>>45978871
It's a meme you dip.
That pic is a parody of a gay porn tape.
Famous line, "Fuck you" and macho standing off
Followed by furious gay fucking.
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>>45978912
Well I hate to be the bearer of unwelcome news, but NORMAL HUMANS DON'T WATER SKI INTO BATTLE AGAINST LOVECRAFTIAN ABOMINATIONS THAT NORMAL SHIPGIRLS HAVE TROUBLE FIGHTING

TWO LIGHT CRUISERS GOT SHOT TO SHIT AND YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO WADE INTO THAT CRAZY

YOU ARE EITHER HUMAN AND BREAKABLE OR YOU ARE A FAIRY AND A BADASS. PICK ONE. YOU CANNOT PICK "I'M TOTALLY NORMAL" BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.
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>>45978874
No... You were close, but wrong.

Iowa is the Boss.

Settle is Venom Snake.

Hate is Big Boss.

Higgins is Solidus Snake.

Harder is Solid Snake.
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>>45978944
Yes, I know.

I was quoting a meme from another equally hilarious gay porn.
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>>45978984
dammit stop memeing to my memeing
I can't keep up with all these gay porno memes
I want to be jacking off to my gay porno not memeing to it
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>>45978961

My brothers and sisters in arms fucking needed me. Even without orders, they fucking needed me. What I did wasn't fucking crazy or special, it was what any other grunt in my position would have done. Have had fucking done happily, every fucking time it came down the fucking pipe.
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>>45979018
See? Hate IS Big Boss.
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>>45979034
hate is raiden
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>>45979018
>What I did wasn't fucking crazy or special, it was what any other grunt in my position would have done.

If that was true, we wouldn't be sending fucking magical girls out into battle. Our conventional forces would be enough.

And you? You're not a conventional soldier anymore. You might have the soul of one, but everything else... is what one might call "above the call of duty".

And really so what if you're Iowa's fairy. That hardly changes who you are.
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I'm the boss of this gym
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>>45979072
Fuck you
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>>45979138
fuck YOU leatherman
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>>45978944
Is this seriously how gay pornos go?
>"Fuck you"
>"No, fuck YOU"
>*furious gay sex*

Because I'm...I'm just okay with that
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It's time to sleep.
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>>45978961
A human, breakable yet badass.

Literally Hate.
Problem is nobody knows his breaking point, as it's higher than the planet on which he treads, swims, or flies above.
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>>45978961
W-w-what is going on in this pic?
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>>45979067

It fucking matters because it Implies somewhere back there I did fucking die, and instead of reaching the promised paradise, Instead I ended up back fucking here for some goddamned reason, which is really fucked up considering valhalla has all my brothers right the fuck now, and being a sole survivor is the kind of fucking shit that keeps you up nights.

I didn't fucking die in LA. I fucking wish I had, but apparently the fucking gods want me around a while longer.
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>>45979351

>Curvier than a Wendys Frequenter
>Cat ears free with every large fries
>Extremely American (This is important)

9/10 made me giggle
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>>45979471
Unless your brothers sent you back here.
Ever think about that? They don't want you stealing that hot valkyrie arse from them, so they shut you out.
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Destroyers ARE for lewds.
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>>45979712

They wouldn't and couldn't. Entry into the halls is determined only by Odin and the choosers of the slain. I didn't die and am not a fairie, as much as you people seem to fucking want to think I am.
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>>45979829
They may have given Odin an offer that he couldn't refuse. After all, the Norse are big on challenges, right?
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>>45979471

If the various shipgirls did not reach their promised paradise, I don't see why Hate should either. Even if by chance he's not some weird fairy, I'll bet he's not strictly human anymore.

For that matter, neither is Settle.

In my view, this whole damn quest is about the living dead, so to speak.



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