>(2/2)

>Anonymous 11:58:33: Laura a cute. Post Laura.
>Anonymous 11:58:39: She’s a mutie anon.
>Anonymous 11:58:41: Literally beet red at 06:15.
>Anonymous 11:58:44: How does one come by a qt mutie gf?
>Anonymous 11:58:44: >yfw no cute mutant girlfriend
>Anonymous 11:58:46: What do you guys think her power is?
>Anonymous 11:58:47: Get swole anon, you must be at least lizard swole
>Anonymous 11:58:49: Laura daki when?
>Anonymous 11:58:52: Her vagina is probably made of bees.
>Anonymous 11:58:53: Enhanced cuteness
>Anonymous 11:58:53: The power to move you.
>Anonymous 11:58:57: Lizard daki when?

Over the past two days you must have read hundreds of exchanges almost exactly like these ones.

Hisako and Jono were not amused when all this came to their attention. Julian was amused. Their frustration with you was dulled somewhat, however, when you explained how exactly the events currently viralling their way around the world at the speed of sperg came to be. You all know what it’s like to have your powers throw unexpected crap at you, and both your fellow ringleaders were pretty interested at the mention of instant plant growth.

A sea of golden, waist-high corn sways around you. Few hints that this was once a playground remain – the twisted remains of a swing set, a slab of merry-go-round fused awkwardly into the ground. If you close your eyes, your lids cutting out the skyline of the city, the blurry, indistinct world remaining in the lower half of your vision almost looking like something from back home.

You sigh, spreading your wings, letting them bask in the warmth of the sun.

It does feel good to create something, you guess.

>Present Time: 12:15 AM
>Current Funds: $775
>Hunger Level: 3/5

>Solar Charge: 1/5

>[ ] Altering the very flow of nature takes a lot out of you. Go hermit it up in the station and sulk about your face being an internet joke.
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.
>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.
>[ ] Stick about, relax, soak up sun. Let life approach you at whatever pace it chooses.
>[ ] Write in.

IT LIVES!

I hope Laura isn't too mad

>>46102558
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102558
>[X] Write in.
Go back to being dead.

Damn man, this is late as sin. Time to read the rage.
Also: welcome back Crusty.

>>46102558
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102558
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102558
>>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.

>>46102558
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102558
>Shitpost on whatever website that is, saying that you think they're all faggots. As a timestamp, Central Park will be filled with marijuana plants within the hour.

>>46102558
>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.

No farm simulator please

>>46102558
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102558
Eyuo

>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102558
>[X] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102601
Good to be back.

I haven't written shit in weeks, so I may be a little rusty.

>>46102558
>Stick about, relax, soak up sun. Let life approach you at whatever pace it chooses.

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>>46102558
>>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.
Did you know, it's easy to get lost in a cornfield?

>[X] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

Farming simulator is go.

>writing

>>46102761
Im wanting tree seeds.
Redwoods would be brilliant, but tree seeds.

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>>46102558
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

Did we make the underground farm yet? We need to line the walls of the tunnel with fruit trees.

>>46102558
>[X] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.

>>46102775
Hobo mutant civ quest is the best civ quest

>>46102781
I would really enjoy the faces of New Yorkers as they try to comprehend a redwood forest in the middle of New York.

IT LIVES

I THOUGHT THE ASS CANCER GOT YOU

Oh, great. Now I gotta follow this on my phone.

Goddamn, just when I was about to begin binging on Daredevil. New season's out and it's looking pretty good desu.

Do we have that plant mutation power yet? We need that shit if we want to keep a territory.

>>46102847
Forrest is pretty much the easiest way to ward off people coming in to trouble folk. Its also dangerous to cut down big ass trees next to buildings not designed to take a redwood to the face, so heavy lifting equipment and a shit ton of hassle.
Burning it down has the same problem.

>>46102896
>isn't up to date, doesn't check pastebins

You're the worst.
The wooooorrrrssssttt.

>>46102896
Son, the fuck do you think all that writing about corn was about?

lrn2read

No mention of JJ's nice ass? Marvel universe 4chan sucks.

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I wonder how Kimura is taking Laura becoming an internet meme in universe?

>>46102940
He's probably on about the bleed on said corn to make it into a minature minefield that would make alice in wonderland blush in jealousy.

Guys. Druidsfags. Phasefags.

Before we do something insane as getting the joshua tree or phasing, we need some serious firepower.

We need level 5 optical eyebeams and a supervision.

This will help JJ to pretty much fuck anyone everywhere in his eye of sight.

>>46102968
But... if we get the tree we can grow mankind.

>>46102940
We have both of the plant growth powers. He's asking if we have the next level plant power that gives plants mutants powers. The answer is no.

>>46102968
>line of sight

legitimate ftfy

>>46102968
t3 IS heavy firepower. Far heavier than your lasereyes power waifu.

>>46102951

They never saw his ass, I think.

>>46102498
CRUSTY LIVES! also for the first time in like 8 threads this thread is happening when I'm not at work following this on my phone. New Daredevil is grand so far. Today is a good fucking day

>>46102940
That's regular corn, not mutant corn, you fuckwit.
>>46102921
Mugga it's been ages since the last thread and I'm not gonna pastebin in the phone, so fuck you.

>>46102968
Nobody is suggesting we get the tree. At least, nobody with half a brain.

That's blatant late-middle/end game tier shit, and we have far too much to worry about. I'm hoping the druidfags will see reason since they have most of what they want and let us get the sorely needed personal upgrades before we get the mutant plant thing, but...well...

>>46102968
I wanna see what Tier 3 is before committing to any one thing

>>46102984
Tree without the vision power to see what powers your giving to things/people will always end badly. Its a requirement, like a safety catch on a gun.

>>46102968
Save the powersperging for the end. Level 4 Natural Weaponry for raptor legs and Adamantium bones for the win.

>>46102998
No, it isn't.

>>46103032
Ugh, raptor legs. really?
It kind of puts me off.

>>46103032
Cool as those would be, even better tazers are more important.

>>46102558
>>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.
I'm laughing right now. Good to see you Crusty.

>Lizard daki when?

>>46103057
>implying it won't be a turn on for laura

Spergs, please can we save this till the end of the thread? I really don't want this one bump limiting before its time.

>>46103057
Raptor legs double our running speed and jumping height. And, they can be turned off at will. Plus we get a Nightcrawler tail.

>>46103057
It's just going digitigrade, not a big deal. The actual cool bits are the tail and Adamantium durability.

Sadly, it's just too many points. Can't justify it when we still don't have tier OFB or taserhands.

>>46103043
Yeah, it kinda is. T3 is pretty much gonna wipe away all pretense of JJ being street-level.
>>46103057
They're pretty useful desu. Double ground speed and two more fharp limbs to make use of with agl5+kinesics

>>46102998
Nigga. We get fucking Omega Beams from Darkseid except we also got aimbot abilities and we can even do such a thing even from range with supervision.

>>46103104
So long as its just the clawed feat then sure, just none of that backwards joint bullshit.

Well, corn is nice and all, but you can't live on it.

Or maybe you can? You don't really want to, either way.

Heaving yourself up, you let your wings fold back into your shoulders, a rush of metabolic heat washing through you as flesh and bone either vanishes under your skin or disintegrates into a trail of short-lived embers.

You've been thinking of getting your hands on some more interesting seeds - not just stuff that actually ends up tasting good, but things that might be useful. And, to be entirely honest with yourself, you could do with a walk. You're getting a lot of attention right now, and it's not something you're really all that comfortable with.

Heading toward the edge of the Scar, you glance back down at your fancy Moon Phone.

>Anonymous 11:59:53: Can someone tell me why this is funny? These guys are dangerous.
>Anonymous 11:59:59: Dangerous things are usually funny anon.
>Anonymous 11:60:02: eat shit
>Anonymous 11:60:11: Yeah, for real, how are they not in one of the camps? The fuck is mutant control even doing with my taxes?
>Anonymous 11:60:23: This thread is why nobody likes murrikans.

You flick away. This is one you've seen often. There's been a surprising number of people on the opposite side, too. Suffice to say, not everyone talking about you is laughing at funny pictures of your face or talking about how hot your girlfriend is (she is hot, though. Super hot).

As you reach the vaguely defined borders of the Scar, now strewn with tattered lengths of yellow tape, you pass out of visibility.

Well, then. What're you looking for?

>[ ] Suggestion time.

>>46103131
Even T3 doesn't give us anything as powerful as omega beams you retard, lern2comics

>>46103150
apples

lotta variety and utility with apples

>>46103099
But we haven't sperged in so long!

>>46103150
What ever we get, some kind of tree species that grows dangerously tall or large. Oak would be a good one. Its perfect for basically being a living roadblock should we need to stop bulldozer development/clearing.

>>46103150
Kudzu.

DROWN NYC IN GREEN

>>46103150
>[ ] Suggestion time.

Any fruit seeds. Seeds for anything that can be made into a spice;

Rice, too.

>>46103115
>Yeah, it kinda is. T3 is pretty much gonna wipe away all pretense of JJ being street-level.
Oh, derp. Thought you meant level 3 of OFB, not T3.


And frankly, that doesn't matter. It lets us hit that stage, it doesn't make us *ready* for that stage. The tree isn't happening soon, it's too stupid

>>46103150
Peas mugga. Fresh peas are fucking delicious. Followed by watermelon, inb4 nig jokes

>>46103150
Pot. Medicinal herbs. Apples we can modify for arsenic production.

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>>46103150
>[ ] Suggestion time.
Apple Tree's
Pear Tree's
Orange Tree's
Pineapple Tree's
Coconut Tree's
Lemon Tree's
Cherry Tree's
Fig Tree's Cover the tunnels.

All the Tree's

>>46103150
Pepper, bell and sharp. And definitely peas. Beats, maybe? Possibly onions, but that might get smelly.

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>>46103150

>>46103150
The seeds of fate

>>46103150
>Bamboo
>Sandbox Tree
>Kudzu
>Sequoia
>Pitcher Plant
>Venus Fly Trap
>Sawgrass

We might have to hit up some kind of greenhouse / museum storage / seedbank for some of those.

>>46103249
>pot
pls no
not this again

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>>46103150
How about 'em?

>>46103256
>Not redwood trees to hollow out for shelter
MEDIOCRE

>>46103150
Poppies

>>46103150
>WEEED
BLAZE 420

Why the fuck does anyone even want kudzu?
>>46103306
Apples are a good idea, but seriously anon, fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu.

>>46103311
No heroin Anon

>>46103150
>[ ] Suggestion time.
Fruits and Spices.
I mean I would love some Crocus Sativus if we could get it, but I don't think JJ is that lucky.

>>46103256
>Tree's

>>46103150
Seconding
>>46103256
and
>>46103284

Weed too, if we can get some.

>>46103150
Holy crap, I take a short break from Season 2 of Daredevil only to find crustys back! is it my birthday?
>> medicinal plants, bamboo (lots of uses as a building material)

>>46103308
>part of New York is a redwood forest instead of skyscrapers
>all of muggas live there
yes pls

>>46103150
Peaches! Pineapples! Redwoods!

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>>46103150
Certain climbing vines can decrease the Urban Heat Island effect, while being nicer to look at than row on row of brick houses. May help push public opinion in a positive direction.

>>46103150
Cacti

They store large quantities of water and are prickly right?

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>>46103150
Poppy seeds

>>46103150
Those really iconic palm trees that grow the coconuts. Also some banana trees because I like bananas.

And some raspberry bushes. I dunno if anyone else here's ever seen a raspberry plant up close, but they're mean little thorny assholes that grow fruit!

>>46103404
Fuck Palm trees. They attract Roaches. Hell to the no.

>>46103420
Then get some carnivorous plants all over the place to eat the roaches

I hope we don't attract Loki with this forest stuff.

>>46103150
Squash

>>46103434
Fuck you, Loki is cool. I hope we see him again desu.

>>46103434
I hope we do attract him. He was cool the last time we met him.

>>46103399
Stop pushing drugs anons, thats how we got in this mess.

>>46103399
JJ does not into druglord Anon, you know this.

>>46103434
>Hating on based Oberonp
Literally go fuck yourself.

>nobody wants potatoes
>>46103440
>>46103427
>>46103404
>>46103399
>>46103384
>>46103326
>>46103311
>>46103216
No.

Can we start tripfagging on hmq 4chan? I want to coach humies into getting gains and gfs

>>46103434
Loki saved JJ's ass last time, and JJ is basically the kind of spanner in the cog works that he loves to watch.

>>46102531
>>Anonymous 11:58:49: Laura daki when?
No seriously. Daki when?

>>46103434
Whaaat? Oberon is chill man, I'm sure he'd be a super cool neighbor.

>>46103470
>>46103470

They're legalizing all kinds of crazyy things nowadays...

>>46103484
Nobody cares about your shitty opinions. Fuck off.

>>46103479
Would attract too many "Irish-Americans".

>>46103484
Break into one of their houses, take a pic next to them sleeping with a timestamp + shoe on head, post it on their computer, leave.

>>46103479
Fuck off Ireland.

>>46103484
It sounds like a fun idea, until we could get actual V&.

>>46103479
St. Paddy's day is over, ya mick!

Dafuq is with the potato hatred here?

>>46103521
>implying the FBI can get passed Moon Knight's bullshit

Pls.

What fruit become Sangria? That is good choice.

>>46103479
Actually potatoes sound like a decent idea, we are looking for 'interesting' at the moment, and potatoes are not interesting.

>>46103553
Sugar cane

Oak tree's and Red woods so we can make stuff. And spices like Garlic, sage, etc.

P.S. Crusty said that JJ already got the standard crop plants. Potatoes count as a standard crop plant.

>>46103542
Its ribbing the irish, because potatoe famine.
Note: Love the irish.

>>46103521
We could do it via moon phone off of some cafes internet

>>46103542
>dafuq
kill yourself

Oranges, lemons, grapes, strawberries...

Cane sugar

>>46103565
Spices,like pepper and stuff, while nice for cooking and whatnot, could ALSO be used to make like, makeshift blinding powder and stuff, so, I can get behind that

Blackberries

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Crusty Jones is alive?! Hail Satan!

Bamboo is great for cheap construction material, grows up pretty fast and can be hardened through fire. It's what the viet cong used in their traps during Nam.

Clove oil is used as anesthethic and antiseptic in dentistry and oriental acupuncture treatment. Can't be that hard to extract with the proper youtube tutorials I bet.

Can't have good hot cocoa without cinnamon too.

Some sort of fast growing plant like sprouts or radishes could really help on the food front very fast. They can be harvested withing a week, and that's without freaky x-powers.

Although with xpowers we could look into the real hard to grow or endemic plants like saffron or wasabi.

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>Today is my birthday.
>Come home after celebrating with friends to find Homeless Mutant Quest is back.

Today was a good day.

Crusty is dead, LONG LIVE CRUSTY

>>46103714
Does the speed matter? we get them to grow instantly.

Why not focus on quality since our power provides the quantity.

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>>46103726

Happy Birthday, faggot!

>>46103781
Better off getting plants that can survive in the local climate as your basis, cause then if JJ goes away someplace, it'll stay alive without him.

Hey, man, I recently binged HMQ and... I just wanted to say thank you. Seriously. From the bottom of the withered, black thing I call my heart, thank you.

You made my entire month. And also made me sign up for Twitter, but eh, silver linings have their clouds. Or something.

Point is, shit was cash. There may have been manly tears involved at a couple points.

>(1/2)

You move silently through the bustle of the city, your mind occupied by a procession of ghostly voices, most of them translating from text to speech in the privacy of your brain. Not everything you’ve seen in response to your little stunt has been bad, but for every drop of goodwill, you can be sure that someone, somewhere else, is screaming about social degeneracy with an image of your face plastered in the background.

There was an article in the Bugle that was pretty nice. If you were a newspaper clippings sort of guy you’d have clipped that out and… clipped it up? You’d have done whatever it is people do with newspaper clippings.

The highstreets aren’t the best place to search for exotic seeds, and you’re feeling…. a little exposed… right now, so your path takes you somewhat off the beaten track. There’s this little new living type shop near the river where you’ve been getting most of what you’ve been working with. It’s got pretty much everything you’ve needed so far, the walls lined with little shelves, each one brimming with an assortment of tiny seeds.

You’re supposed to bag them up to go, but you simply scoop anything that catches your eye into your pockets. Petty theft doesn’t sit too well with you, immersing you in entirely the wrong sort of nostalgia, but you can’t exactly check the stuff out. You’re an internet celebrity.

Christ. You always thought fame would be more glamorous than this. And be accompanied by ‘fortune’.

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>>46103785

Thanks, faggot.

>>46103714
The fast growing properties of Bamboo are redundant thanks to our powers. We'd be better off growing hardwoods that much stronger than Bamboo but normally take a really long time to grow. By combining JJ's Chlorophyll and Green Finger power he could probably simulate 100 years of tree growth in a day.

>(2/2)

You pick up an assortment of fruit seeds – apples and pears and the like. You read somewhere that pretty much everyone can eat pears. You also help yourself to some bamboo, and sequoia, and a pinch of venus flytrap (sort of on the fence there, but hey, why not?). You had a sort of hankering for redwood seeds, but you can’t find any.

You guess they don’t stock ‘em. They don’t seem to have kudzu either.

Satisfied for now, you leave, your pockets fit to burst.

>[ ] Return to the station.
>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>[ ] Write in.

>seeds are the new glove

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>>46103914

You're welcome, nigger.

Wonder what Creeper thinks of JJ becoming a meme.

>>46103903
they put them in scrap books

>>46103937
>[ ] Return to the station.
>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

>>46103937
>[X] Shitpost aggressively.
>[X] Shitpost aggressively.
>[X] Shitpost aggressively.
>[X] Shitpost aggressively.

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>>46103903

>Seed thief

>>46103484
If only we had pics of us when we hadnt gotten big, we could shitpost on /fit/ about growing out of being a manlet

>>46103937
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

>>46103937
>>[ ] Return to the station.
while
>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

>>46103937
>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

Lets

>>46103937
>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

>>46103937
>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

Take our sorrows out on the Internet.

>[X] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

We kinda owe her, like, a baker's dozen apologies. For the whole 'making a wanted woman an internet celebrity' thing.

>>46103937
>Ask the guy working there if he can order you some Redwood and Kudzu seeds from wherever the fuck you order those.

>>46103937
>>[ ] Return to the station.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

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>>46103937

>[X] Shitpost aggressively.

>>46103937
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
Lets go fucbois

>>46103937
>Shitpost aggressively.
>Shitpost aggressively.
>Shitpost aggressively.
>Shitpost aggressively.
>Arrange a meeting with Nico.

>>46103937
>Check the quest log.
Seriously, I don't remember all the things we had on our plate

>>46103937
>[ ] Return to the station.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

>>46103937
>Call Laura

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

Qt mutie gf? Yes please.

>>46103937
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

>>46103951
He's probably shitposting about it.

So is Kimura.

>>46103937
>[X] Shitpost aggressively.

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>>46103937
>[ ] Write in.
Ask Jubilee if she can start charging Pearls Crystals. It would probably be faster than letting them sit in the sun to charge. And it would brighten up the Cave enough to maintain plants in.

>>46103944
You don't understand anon, we were only borrowing those seeds. Stealing is bad. We need to return them once we have our own plants.

>>46103937
Sequoia trees are redwoods. HUGE redwoods.

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.

This heavy traffic is what happens when you leave us alone for too long crusty.

>>46103937
>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

>>46103937
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.
>text Laura and hope she isn't mad.
I am also curious about that Bugle article.

>>46104034
>Crusty Jones: sequoia was a mistake.

>>46103937
>>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

We done goofed.

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>>46103937
>>46104034

Ah you fool you made one of the classic blunders! Now there's no going back from Redwoodfags

>>46103937
>[X] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

>>46104053
>like two votes in and were at 170 replies

Lord.

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>playing Stardew Valley
>see HMQ
>farming simulation in muh quest

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
She can't stay mad forever. Not when we have this ass.

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>>46103781
According to my 5 minute googling internet research, we would be better off with high yield perennial crops like Olive trees, asparagus, elephant garlic, nuts, avocado and something called Good King Henry.

Or mushrooms and just let them establish their biome. Though with xpowers that's a recipe for a fungus based mutant zombie apocalypse.

>>46103937

>[x] Shitpost aggressively.
Welcome to my life.

>>46104081
This'll be another 1000+ reply thread. I can feel it.

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>>46103937
Crusty... Sequoia trees are so big you can park cars inside them.Fuck yeah Merica.

>>46103937
>[ ] Return to the station.
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

Plant dem plants, check up on Laura. Wasn't she having issues with shanking bitches? We gotta fix that.

>>46104090
Dude. We make her into an internet mutie waifu.

it's going to be at LEAST a week for her to even think about calming down.

>>46104088
I'll be voting to make sure we don't get too into farming actually. Cultivating crops and dividing up land plots is not my idea of a good time.

The only reason I voted down this path was for mutant defensive plants.

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?

Offer obscene sexual favors in return for forgiveness.

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>>46104108
>>46103937
Euro car for refrence.

>>46104143
>The only reason I voted down this path was for mutant defensive plants.
Then you're a fool.

Look upon what you have sown, fellow farmer.

>>46103937
>>[ ] Arrange a meeting with Nico.
>>[ ] Shitpost aggressively.

Let Laura cool off.

>>46104108
>>46104034
Noice.
>>46104143
Look. Once we get things set up, it going to be maintain automatically in the background or in timeskips.

So we just do this and be done with it.
>>46104147
Anon. That not how big it can be. It can be big enough for american trucks to drive through.

With mutie powers? We making fucking tree fortresses.

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura. Maybe she wants to be less mad at you today?
>[ ] Write in.

[DRUID INTENSIFIES]

Holy shit we owe Laura like literally all of the apologies. Thankfully, we got dat ass.

>>46103937
>no redwood
>sequoia tho

FUCKING PLANT THAT SHIT NOW

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>>46104147
>>46104108

TURNING THE SCAR INTO THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR CONFIRMED

>>46104143
>We sow and mutate chili peppers
>invaders get met with supercharged pepper spray

For the anon who asked what was on the to do, we need to find Tsar Bombers aunt.

Also we need to eventually realize we have a cursed dagger in our possession, although we seem to be very good at ignoring it's effects, judging by last thread.

That's just the last thread stuff of course, not getting too deep.

>>46104189
Well yeah but Crusty is from bong land. The trees are huge already. If he sees American trucks as well he'll be frightened. I seen English cars. Those coopers are tiny.

>>46104208
I mean, it's not really JJ's fault, his powers have legit thrown his emotional spectrum into whack.

>>46103937
>[ ] Call Laura, beg forgiveness for the Nth time.
>[ ] Plant. Fucking. Everything.

>>46104218

Muties pulling an Ewok on Sentinels confirmed?

>>46104255
First rule of dating: always apologize, even when it isn't actually your fault.

Doubly true when dealing with chicks who have adamantium claws.

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJ_o7urUVc

>>46104143
Dude are you kidding? We get to turn the scar into our own personal jungle. That to me is way cooler then laser beams or digigrade toes. We're like a japanese kami or some shit, it's fucking awesome.

>>46104327
Now i feel like playing Okami again

>>46104327
You're missing my point. Yeah, having that kind of control is pretty great, but I don't like the pain of messing around with the setting up or followup of farming.

I'll just trust Crusty to handle it.

>>46103937
>[ ] Talk to Laura about actively bringing the Facility down.

Can't rely on obscurity to protect us anymore. Game has changed; JJ's always relied on hiding, but we blew that the fuck up. This kinda shit's why we didn't get into drugs in the first place.

>>46104402
>waaaa farming is boring, lets go back to doing fun things
Layla pls

In Crusty's defense, JJ probably doesn't know sequoia's are redwoods.

>>46104407
>Avoid drugs
>We end up drugged on our own power and blow our cover
JJs already a crackbitch anyway.

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Who else looking forward to eventual make up sex?

>>46104441
JJ didn't finish highschool after all

>>46104146
>>46104462

This guy has the right idea.

>>46104431
I'm not complaining, I voted for the power. I'm just saying I'll be voting against farming if it comes up and we can do something else.

People who enjoy farming literally have shit taste.

>>46104462
It's time for our threesome with Megan.

>>46104455

Naaah bro, it's been awhile since we fucked up that badly. Those +5 modifiers are sweet salvation.

>>46104441
>>46104471
This is honestly the most convenient excuse for everything ever.

"JJ didn't finish high school. He doesn't know shit."

It's perfect.

>>46104488
You have never grown something, I can tell from your shitpost.

>>46104488
>agressively shitposts.

>>46104488
>waaaaaa farming is boring, i dont wanna exercise the most useful aspect of our power i wanna go do fun things
Isn't it past your bedtime?

>>46103903
>your mind occupied by a procession of ghostly voices, most of them translating from text to speech in the privacy of your brain
Is he referring to the plants giving him information?

>>46104526
>>46104471
>>46104441

He never even finished middle school.

People want to go home AND talk to Laura so I'm merging those.

>writing

>>46104558
dropped out during the 8th grade iirc

>>46104536
>the most useful aspect of our power

I know it's hard, but just try and think about it for a little while from the perspective of someone who does not care about farming sims.

>>46104572
Don't forget shitposting.

>>46104572
BUT WHAT ABOUT SHITPOSTING?!

ITS ALL I WANTED IN LIFE

>>46104572
Are we shitposting like cunts while doing those?

>>46104608
>I know it's hard, but just try and think about it for a little while from the perspective of a 12 year old

>>46104576

He had to leave. Didn't drop out.

>>46104572

Please tell me we're also shitposting.

>>46104609
>>46104621
>>46104624
I hope not. Shitposting is for pussies.

>>46104572
My first live thread.

Feels good, man.

>>46104663
Well atleast you know your identity Anon.

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>>46104663
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>46104648
The best aspect of the power was the ability to gather information from a network of plants in the Scar and mutate other plants.

Food is nice, but no one was starving.

>>46104725
With a bunch of pussies. Doesn't mean I want to share that fate with JJ.

>>46104608
It's not like we'd have to worry about farming minutiae given we can instantly grow shit. The parts we could focus on would be turning the scar into a redwood forest or growing herbs and plants for chemical warfare and medicinal use, or literally growing shit into furniture. Cool shit like that

>>46104729
Best aspect of the power is being able to lay Laura down in a bed of grass and feel every part of her body while holding hands.

>>46104788
>Obtain world-changing power to feed our people and create a surveillance network to protect our territory
>Immediately think of lewds.

As expected, /tg/.

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>>46104788
That sounds hot as fuck we should do that ASAP post fucking haste

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grow Laura some flowers as an apology on the way over

We DID apologize to Laura for accidentally outing her, right? I know we were high at the time, but it was still a shitty thing to do.

>>46104879
I mean, just high does not do it justice. It was like, super drugs.

>>46104923
We were literally and metaphorically high as fuck.

...should still say sorry, though.

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>>46104923
Nah, man, we were, like, connected to Mother Nature, like, spritually? It was a very, like, liberating experience, man.

So, the upside to this week?

You know what a dakimakura is. You guess that’s something that may come in useful, someday, somehow, in some strange parallel universe.

Heading back for the Scar, you take the opportunity to browse a little more of your steadily growing internet history. Occasionally, you can’t help but feel the urge to pitch in on a few issues – more than occasionally, actually. You were never really an internet person (you sort of missed the boat), but, if you’re not mistaken, its primary function appears to be making everyone act like a total shithead to one another.

Soon you are just one shithead among many. A shithead that needs to go back to tumblr, apparently.

Grumbling under your breath, you stow your phone away, having had quite enough of internet fame for the day. You make it back to the Scar as the day begins to turn toward evening, the sky flushing a deeper shade of red (it’s incredible, how used to that you’ve gotten. When the Avengers get back and everything goes all normal again you’re going to be waking up and wondering why the sky is suddenly blue).

As you approach the border of the Scar, you feel a frown weigh down your face.

You’re looking at an almost solid wall of navy blue uniforms, the MCA insignia printed in bright, bold yellow across every shoulder. There’s nobody in riot gear, thankfully, or even a visible weapon between them, but one of them is talking to a pair of cops that hang back away from the rest of the group, their vehicle idling on the other side of the road.

Fucking hell, really?

You feel a rush of anger tearing along the base of your skull.

>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
>[ ] Push your way through, everyone knows the place is full of muties anyway.

>>46104923
>dude grass lmao xD
>>>/420chan/

>>46104990
>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
internet celeb can't risk being seen

eaves drop on the conversation though

>>46104990
>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.

>>46104923
True enough, but like, she's got mega assassins looking for her, and we made her a meme.
We didn't do it on purpose, so I'm sure she won't be too awfully mad at us for long, but it was an unfortunate occurrence that we caused.

>>46104990
>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.

We've been way too visible. Don't wanna directly connect Lizard Elf Hobo to the Scar.

>>46104990
>[X] Just pass through invisibly

>>46104990
>>[x] Just pass through invisibly.
We ain't got time to deal with this shit, unless it's shit that involves one our people.

>>46104990
POCKET SEEDS SHA-SHA!

No, let's not start some shit.


>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.

>>46104990
>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.

>>46105027
>[X] Just pass through invisibly
>[X] Abuse bullshit senses to acquire intel.

>>46104990
>[x] Just pass through invisibly.
Chill JJ. Be cool, like Fonzie.

>>46104990
>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
You should pick someone's pockets, just to see if you get anything useful.

>>46104990
>Just pass through invisibly.
Starting fights is a bad idea JJ.

>>46104990
>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
And if that fails call them all faggots. Still curious about that Bugle article.

>>46104990
Pocket seeds.

Turn them into chia pets.

>>46104990
>>[ ] Just pass through invisibly.
We don't need this noise at the moment.

>>46105027
I'm just waiting for her to pop in and see some very choice art of her from some fans.

>inb4 she complains that it doesn't match her actual figure but is otherwise unconcerned about it

>inb4 she's actually fuckassmad.

>>46104990
>>[ ] Surveil the shit out of them

I want to know what these motherfuckers are doing in our back yard.

>>46104990
>Listen in

>>46105078
>I'm just waiting for her to pop in and see some very choice art of her from some fans.

>"Why would I be wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey?"

>[X] Just pass through invisibly.
>[X] With ears open.

>>46104990
>Acquire intel

>>46104990
>[X] Just pass through invisibly.

>>46105110
Uh, writing.

I was supposed to say 'writing' here.

The rust is real.

>>46105135
S'okay man, you came back from the dead.

>>46105135
>The rust is real.
so is my love for you

God Loves, Man Kills is best X story

>>46105094
>>46105080
>>46105047
seconding intel gathering, but only what we can get quickly without risking exposure, I'd rather get back to the station than get bogged down clowning mutie patrol

>>46105135
You need a wire brushing

>>46105135
>not "the crust is real"
You really aren't on your A-game.

>>46105135
You mean crust. The crust is real. You are, after all, the crustiest of all jones.

>>46105135
I'm sure Lazarus was a little off beat after his Resurrection too, it's k man.

>>46105135
We love you crusty you beautiful creature. Thank you from returning.

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MOAR LIEK "RUSTY JONES" AM I RITE?

>>46105044
>>46105135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOqNATSseBU
>Ya see raising a quest is like fixing a radiator.
>You don't talk it into working right, you have to take it out back and fuck it clean.

Crusty, you make wading through tech forums bearable. Waiting for people to respond to your own is still a nightmare.

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>>46105251

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What sexual act does a "Crusty Jones" entail?

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This is your threadly reminder that THERE IS ONLY ONE KING IN THE FOREST.

>>46105324
Lots of smegma and crusty, yeasty vaginal discharge

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>>46105324
missionary position in a kiddie pool filled with bangers and mash

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>>46105350

>>46105350
Killing the false king when?

>>46105324
I always assumed it had something to do with cucumber sandwiches and cuddling.

>>46105350
Time for some regicide, my gentlemen of African American persuasion.

Laura can be queen in the forest alongside us.

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>>46105394

>>46105324
Similar to a Rusty Venture but more teeth.

You ignore it, taking a deep breath.

You are a bastion of calm in this storm of fetid shit. You are not going to punch The Man.

Careful not to give away your presence, you slip between their ranks. You pull apart fragments of casual conversation as you go, your ears twitching erratically. Most it is puerile nothing talk – the stuff people say when they’re filling holes in conversations – and you snip that out of your perceptions.

It’s the conversation going on a little ways from the main group that catches your attention.

If you’re not mistaken, they’re getting ready to cordon off the whole Scar.

Great.

Marking it down as something for your ‘deal with it later’ list, you head into the ruins, not bothering to drop your invisibility even as you head down the steps to the station.

Pale, ghostly light washes over you. The crystal girl is weaving together a long, hexagonal pole of glowing mineral, the pillar of crystal turning slowly in mid-air, growing longer and longer as fresh ribbons of the stuff stream from her fingertips. You stalk past the figures that cluster in the half-light of the station, heading for your tent, sniffing experimentally at the air.

Yep, she’s in there.

Swallowing, you duck your way inside, returning into visibility.

Laura lies with her back turned to you, her body curled along the fabric of your sleeping back, her hair flowing across the pale flesh of her shoulders. She stirs slightly as you enter, and you catch a brief flash of bright, piercing green as she glances over her shoulder at you.

She says nothing.

>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?
>[ ] You will fix this with cuddles. Possibly.
>[ ] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?
>[ ] The internet thinks she’s cute. There’s that.
>[ ] Write in.

>>46105534
>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?
>[ ] You will fix this with cuddles. Possibly.
>[ ] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?

>>46105534
>>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?

>>46105534
>[ ] All of the above

>>46105534
>[X] The internet thinks she’s cute. There’s that.
>[X] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?

>>46105534
>>46105534
>>[x] Write in.
>>All of the above

So how do we make this up to Laura, guys?

Tag while there's still snow on the ground? Cocoa? Maybe some cake? Oral sex?

...offering to crush her enemies, see them driven before her, and hear the lamentations of their women?

>>46105534
>"pls love me"

Man, I love crusty and am as HYPE about the return of HMQ as everyone else, but one of you faggots on twitter is so fucking thirsty you're just the epitome of cringe

>>46105534
>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?

>>46105534
>>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?

>>46105534
>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?

>>46105534
>Don't say anything yet. Just tell her she might want to see this.
>Go outside, make a garden. Arrange the flowers to spell out "I'm Sorry". Make it visible from space.

>>46105534
>[ ] Say sorry a million times.
>[ ] Does she want to get some fresh air maybe?

Apologize a shitload and explain, calmly and rationally, that it was an uncontrolled reaction to our sweet new powers.

Then apologize some more.

>>46105592

You mean the one with the starry-eyed anime grill avatar?

>>46105589
Actually have a conversation with her, we havent done that in a long time. I'm sure she'll forgive our pitiful ass after we explain what being a genetic abomination whos met god and has constant urges to commit acts of high impact violence all the time is like

>>46105592
Why are you reading other peoples twitter shit?

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When the quest is over are going to get an epilogue?

Maybe JJ talking to his and Laura's Great Grand-kids about that time he use his Joshua Tree ability to become the mutant messiah and usher in a new era of mankind.

>>46105622
Yeah that guy

>>46105592
Yeah you need to calm the fuck down, Graham.

>>46105620
Hey, it worked for Spiderman. Kinda?

>[ ] Say sorry a million times.

Guys, I don't think we should go out. The MCA dudes are probably here in part because of us, so that'll just remind her of how badly we fucked up.

>>46105634
Accidentally clicked one of crusty's posts on mobile and saw the same dude desperately tweeting at him and then looked to see if that was a regular occurrence in a kind of horrified fascination

>>46105592
>>46105622
>>46105647
>>46105658

Graham-senpai has noticed you.

>>46105534
>[ ] She has to admit, the flying part was pretty great, right?

I can not think of any solutions to cordon off the Scar, apart from maybe use the tunnels in the station to get to the rest of the city.

Maybe another mutie has a solution.

Reminder that laura is totally gonna cuck us

>>46105636
Because of healing factor, they could probably live for a couple centuries. Laura for probably a lot longer because her healing factor is fucking stronk.

>>46105589
Well considering that the biggest problem with this fiasco is the fact that Kimura is going to be all over us now, which also happens to be her single biggest fear, yes, telling about our plan to crush her enemies will most likely be our best route back into her panties now.

>>46105534
>[ ] Outline all the weird shit that's going on with us and explain that we are very, very sorry.

Do NOT try and just brush this off with humor. That ain't gonna fly with our waifu.

>>46105695
She already has anon.

>>46105688
>Liking Filthy Frank
Please just kill yourself.

>>46105696
IIRC her healing factor is better than Logan's cuz she doesn't need to deal with adamantium poison on her whole body

>>46105696
>sad old laura having to live for years after JJ dies

>>46105647
Yeah, he's a total cuntnugget with everyone else, too. Total fucking slimeball. zHellas, if you're in here, fucking kill youself, you total fagmotron.

Wow, I hadn't even realized I'd been holding on to that. Thanks for bringing it up, anon.

>>46105711
But we are gonna fly with her again.
>>46105731
>Implying we can't hack our way into immortality
Healing factor + GENETIC DESTINY, son.

>>46105731
JJ has also healing factor m8

Might not live immortal elven years like laura but he'll live a long time

There's also T3

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>>46105722
>>46105734

>>46105731
implying JJ or Laura getting old

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>>46105756

>>46105734
Who the fuck are these shitlords and have they done?

I really only glance at Crusty's twatter every once in a while

>>46105695
Naah bro.

>[ ] Deploy gratuitous apologies and commit to feeding Kimura her own entrails
>[ ] Explain some of our mental weirdness