>>46313386
"WAIT! This is important! I think you might be.... well... magic!" you make out Rosella yell as you run out the door.

"Make sure to close the door on your way out" you shout back.

Magic? Yeah right. Ever since a Warlock showed up about a year ago and started a band with a bunch of monsters, the whole worlds gone crazy with superstition and scams. Literally one person in the history of the universe has had magic as far as you're aware, it's just absurd. Though you have felt awfully... I don't know... tingly... Maybe if you just focused on something really hard... like a birthday wish, something would happen? I mean, it couldn't hurt could it?

For any new comers, as a magic user your powers are practically infinite but also extremely unreliable.
> You can use magic to do pretty much anything.
> Attempting to use magic requires a write in command and a roll of a d2
> 2 is a success
> 1 is a backfire
(Alternatively I will also accept the old d100 system)

If anyone has any suggestions for how to run these quests better or has a recommendation for future story lines I would appreciate it.

Last week _

In addition I may miss some requests, if I do, please feel free to try again, I don't consciously skip commands without acknowledging them, if yours got missed its probably because I planned to use it but forgot, or just didn't see it.

And Finally, I do have a twitter if that’s your kind of thing.
https://twitter.com/ExcaliburQM

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46313400
Wish you exam was filled out magically with a 100% grade.

Also can I get a recap on who Rosella is?

>>46313488
>Recap on who Rosella is
Oh god... let's see.

In the 3rd Quest, taking place in this same universe, a warlock turned a Russian mercenary or something named Rosella into a bee woman and trapped her in the bee dimension.

In the 4th Quest, a fairy godmother released her from the bee dimension and later turned her into a baby elf, sending her to another universe where she would be raised as "Elfana Secretariate" the Elf Secretary.

In the 2nd Quest, a wizard summoned an adult Elfana to his side and proceeded to do some very nice and horrible things to her, mostly horrible. Eventually the two got married.

In the 7th quest, a powerful godlike being randomly teleported her to him and transformed her into feces before another powerful being changed her back into her original human form and returned her to her original universe.

It feels like every thread someone tries to bring back the Elf Secretary, so I thought I'd bring them back as part of a quest, rather than wait for players to just find an excuse to bring her in.

Gonna write your command as a separate post.

>>46313488
wasn't her the half wasp, bee thing that we banished to the infinite plane of bees and then returned to normal land?

make your school explode with bees

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46313801
hoping i'm rolling right

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>>46313488
You see your school in the distance. There's no way in hell you're going to make it in time, you're going to fail this exam and the whole course!

Maybe... just maybe Rosella was right though, what's the harm in trying?

You close your eyes and imagine the test sheet. You imagine a pen filing out the whole exam, you feel something happening but it's hard to describe.

You open your eyes and stare at the school. There's really no way to tell if what you just did worked or not from here... I mean of course it didn't work. How could it have?

Something more obvious maybe, that'll prove you're not magic. You close your eyes and picture the whole school exploding with bees.

You hear lots of buzzing. You open your eyes and and see bees shooting out of your hands. You open your mouth to scream but a massive torrent of bees flows out.

As the bees dissipate, traveling in different directions you fall to the ground and begin laughing. You really are magic!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46313976
become a bee theme superhero

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>>46314051
Staring at the bees scattering into the sky you hold out your hand. The bees all halt. You begin moving your hands like a conductor, the various bees moving in response.

You command the bees to swarm around yourself and as they do your clothing slowly transforms into a bright yellow suit with black stripes, as well as a mask that covers most of your face.

You're like a real life super hero!

You can see Rosella coming running in your direction before she sees you and immediate begins backing away.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46314217
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

(fill the town with bees)

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>46314217
Seek out your past lives for help on any of this supernatural dealio.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46314217
Give her the ability to turn into a bee girl.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>46314217

Seek out supervillians.

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>>46314277
You begin laughing maniacly.

You can't tell if this situation proves absolute power corrupts or if you're just really sleep deprived. Either way, it's time to fill this place with bees. LOTS OF BEES.

You float up into the air and glow, spraying bees out of your body in all directions. The bees are filling the city. Men and women begin running for shelter.

>>46314306
You look down and notice Rosella panicking, swinging at the bees. They begin swarming and stinging her. You get a great idea and decide to maker her your new sidekick!

With a bit of focus on her she begins to glow. With a poof of smoke, Rosella has been turned into a bee girl and should be able to turn back... probably.

Rosella spreads her wings and flies through the swarm to you. She seems surprisingly competent at moving in this form, almost like she's done it before.

"Hey asshole, I'm kind of afraid of bees, so can we move somewhere else to talk about this?"

>>46314305
You think about this for a moment. You probably should talk to someone about this, but you're not too eager to have a discussion with a complete stranger you've spent most of the semester hating. Maybe you can discuss this kind of thing with yourself first... but like a different you?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46314217
create your secret hideout

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>46314542
Turn all the bees into giant asian hornets.
That's right, ALL of them. I regret nothing!

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>46314542
sure let's go somewhere else and see if Rosella can help us figure out what's going on.
>Transport us both the the plane of infinite daisies, which happens to be a infinite plain of daisies.

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>>46314542
>>46314305

You begin to meditate while levitating. The buzzing from the bees and Rosella's attempts to get your attention are distracting at first but you manage to shut them out. Soon you project your mind onto a small floating disc in the middle of a void. Your third eye opens and you begin to call out to your past lives.

There are thousands of them, but you decide to call forth the most interesting.

A caveman, a medieval King, a medium and a farmer.

Right as you go to ask a question you find a giant pair of glowing purple eyes appear in your mindscape. A voice calls out to you. You don't understand what it says, but it's words cause your past lives to freak out before fading away and forcing you out of your trance.

You open your eyes and find Rosella shaking you.

"What are you doing?" She shouts.

You shake yourself awake, the experiences of the trance fading like a dream, you remember what you were originally up to. You're a super hero!

>>46314511
You focus hard and try to detect some super villains to fight, but as hard as you try, you begin to realize there are no super villains... I mean, if there were surely you'd have already been hearing about them on the news or whatever.

>>46314557
Maybe a secret hideout would cheer you up? You focus on creating a home hidden from everyone else, completely unrecoverable and then you try and make it super cool, shaping all sorts of gadgets and computery stuff, maybe even a butler. When you finish you decide to check it out only to realize that you've made it too secret. You have no clue how to get there.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>46314867
Maybe there is another universe in need of saving, one with supervillains for us to defeat.

Let's try and detect it.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46314867
If there are no supervillains we need to create them!
Make it so some random people that would easily get corrupted by power gains some random ones.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>46314867
Maybe we can teach our bees- Er, Asian hornets, to seek out evil and fight it where ever it is.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>46314867
cast know alignment on ourselves.

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>>46314643
Rosella finally succeeds at getting your attention for real.

"Please, can we talk about your powers for a second. Then you can come back and fix the city and be a super hero or whatever."

"Wait, I wanna try something before we go."

You focus your magic on one of the bees and watch as it transforms into a giant asian hornet. You laugh and begin forcing your magic through all the bees. All of them start to transform as you turn back to Rosella.

"Alright ready to go."

"You idiot, I'm a bee too!" She says as she shifts uncomfortably, slowly shrinking, her humanoid features disappearing.

>>46314716
You grab the asian hornet before you lose track of her in the swarm and decide to teleport somewhere else quickly. Wasps love too right? Maybe you could go to a plane of daisies!

You disappear in a flash of light in a large desert, sand as far as the eye can see in all directions.

"Huh. Not what I had in mind."

The hornet buzzes angrily, trying to sting you.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>46315047

Summon a fish that made of honey.

>>46315047
>Wasps love too right?
meant to say love flowers too, like bees do.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>46315047
Transform her into a similar appearance she had while she was bee girl.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46315047
Transform every piece of sand into a bee and call this place the bee dimension.

>>46315142
But anon, why not wasps? Why be limited by the inferior species?

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Ended up missing the last two threads because of work, so I'm glad this one is later in the day.
Can anybody who has been present in the last two threads help update the multiverse sheet. I read through em after the fact but I mainly skimmed desu.

>>46315047
While we are at it, let's make ourselves sting proof.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>46315273
Forgot roll

>>46315189
Well, i was thinking that this was how the realm was created that we used in all the other quests when we send someone to the bee place.

>>46315340
In the end, I feel to change that soon. Maybe not this thread, or the next one, but soon, be afraid. Be very afraid.

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>>46314922
You look around the desert, wondering if maybe this is a whole new universe, or just some part of your own.

Speaking of other universes, maybe you should start checking some out, try and find some evil to fight.

You attempt to focus on other worlds but you see only intense darkness, absolute nothingness. Then two large eyes begin to form.

You hear a series of incomprehensible sounds but are able to make out some of them this time.

"Lord Perferus" specifically.

You are shaken from your trance by an incredibly painful sting. Rosella has managed to sting your hand.

>>46314963
You shake your hand around, shouting in pain. You knock the hornet down with your hand and break one of it's wings.

Trying your best to reduce the pain with some magic, you turn your attention back to your superhero situation. You try and focus on people who would make the best villains, people who would be your opposites. As you begin to be able to see images of these people you recognise some of them as volunteer workers or activists... people who you'd imagine would make excellent heroes. The fact that your opposites would make good heroes begins to scare you. Are you a bad guy?

>>46314998
You attempt to ponder the nature of your own morality as judged by the universe. A holy ray of light from the sky carves a message into the ground in front of you.

"Good and Evil are usually pretty subjective. You are being a pretty awful person though."

>>46315077
You think maybe you should try and do something that doesn't involve harming people. You create a magical fish made of honey. You're so proud of yourself you forget for a moment you are in the desert and the fish falls to the ground and splats on the ground, dying.

>>46315117
You turn to the injured hornet and realize maybe you should start by fixing things you started. You focus on the hornet and imagine it in a humanoid form, similar to what she looked like before. Rosella lets out a sigh of relief as she finishes changing.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>46315410
Fuck the alignment, let's make our own.

>>46315410
So uh, what did you want to talk about in regards to my super powers?


>Rolling to not be distracted.

>>46315410
Check on that test, super powers are cool but Knowledge is power.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>46315493
Fuck, forgot the actual rolling dammit.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>46315502
Forgot roll

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>>46315142
You turn your attention to the desert.

"I hereby declare this dimension. THE BEE DIMENSION" you shout as all the grains of sand begin to grow and uncurl into bees, taking flight. The ground begins to shake.

Rosella begins cussing in another language as she takes flight, but it's definitely not Russian, despite her last name and background. Maybe french?

>>46315273
>>46315293
You decide to ignore her comment and make yourself sting proof, it could definitely come in handy. You have trouble focusing on it, the pain of the previous sting is really distracting. You look at the bees as they erupt from the ground and begin to swarm you. some land on you which is fine at first but then they begin to sting.

>>

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46315555
Turn bees back into sand.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>46315555
Let's turn them into more giant asian hornets before leaving the fuck out of there, this time excluding Rosella.

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>>46315585
As the bees start to sting you focus on them and return them to their natural state as sand. A massive hail of sand plummets to the ground, knocking Rosella to the surface and burying the both of you.

>>46315482
As you dig your way out you find the message about your alignment. You erase it and write: "You're a pretty cool guy." in the sand using your finger.

Nearby Rosella pops her head out of a pile of sand, coughing some up.

>>46315493
>>46315510
"So what did you want to talk about exactly?"

>>46315256
now that I've finally gotten through a bunch of these and feel I can take a bit of a break.

I think the only new worlds have been the plane of horse jockeys and the science universe (quest 6)

The 7th took place in Quest 2's universe (though it didn't really come up)

The 8th is currently taking place in the Modernity Universe.

Also this desert is technically a new universe, but it's not infinite sand or anything, it's just a desert.

Also thanks again for this image, i makes me super happy to see that someone gave enough of a shit about this quest to actually make something like this for it.

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And with that, I'm gonna take a break for dinner. I'll be back in maybe an hour?

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>>46315818
Okay, I think I got it fully updated.
It's good for there to be some sort of thing to keep track of everything that happened even if it's rather loosely. I'd like to create a timeline of some sorts of the multiverse but I just cba.

>>46315863
I'm back!

>>46316088
Hey this is great. Only thing i'd change is it looks like you called the science universe quest 2.

Also a few threads ago someone called me out on the timeline not making any sense, so if you want to make one, be warned.

It could work if you did something like >>46313738 focusing on an individual or place's timeline, though that seems like too much work.

>>46316899
Fixed, must of been thinking too far ahead desu.

Yea, I'm not quite sure how I'll do it since people quite frequently like to merge worlds or bring back past characters. Maybe change it to make it some kind of ultra ven diagram kinda thing, if that makes sense

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>>46317235
Forgot to post.

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>>46315717
Rosella gets to her feet and brushes some the sand off of herself.

"Okay, so. Do you remember what happened last night?"

"Yeah, I went upstairs to complain about the noise, and then I fainted when I saw... what the hell was that thing?"

"I don't know, but it called me by my elf name. It said I was chosen by some powerful being and it was going to bestow a gift onto me if I looked into it's eyes. After you looked at it and fainted, the monster just vanished. I think when you looked into it's eyes you were bestowed the powers instead, unless you were always this magical of course."

"Okay ya that makes sense, but it's hardly anything I couldn't have figured out on my own from context, I'm not an idiot." you tell her.

She raises and eyebrow at you. "Alright, well then I guess where this effects you is, you're likely going to have an all powerful being come looking for you sometime soon and he may be pissed when he finds out you're not me."

"Wait did you say you had an Elf name? Are you like, really into Lord of the Rings or are you being serious?"

"Well, I spent almost an entire year in a mental institute finding out my entire long and torturous life as an elf may have been a complicated delusion to deal with the loss of my lover. I even started remembering most of my human life, but now that this creature has shown up and started using my old name, I don't even know anymore."

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>46317517
Create a magic barrier that prevents others from locating us.

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>>46317517
>Assumes shes too into LOTR
>Before assumimg she plays d&d

THE MC IS A FUCKING NORMIE
I CANT SELF INSERT TO THIS.

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>>46317728
Doesn't self insert mean the writer is imagining himself in the role?

>>46317719
You think about what Rosella said and decide to begin hiding yourself from this all powerful being. Lord Perferus if you remember correctly.

You focus on creating a barrier around yourself that will block all scrying and divination magic from being able to detect you. You make yourself not show up on radars or heat sensors as well just for good measure.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46317840
Readers can self insert too.

Roll to make Rosella orgasm.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>46317840
Initiate the Omega Plan.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>46317517
>>46317517
Use magic to detect whether her elf life was real or not and tell her the answer.


While we are at it, which lover?

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>46317864
I mean if we're going there.


Make ourselves appear to be the sexiest man alive to all those who view us. We don't look different, they just think differently about how we look.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>46317943
>>46317840
Descend to New York city in our home plane on new years eve (forward time travel as needed) on a beam of light and preform a musical number to announce our new sexy super hero status.
https://youtu.be/7Ap2iVwePS4

Video related.

>>46317864
Oh...

With a quick smolder you make eye contact with Rosella, using your magic to effect her mind. She gives you a confused look at first before her legs begin to quiver and she lets out a few moans of pleasure.

>>46317889
While she's laying down in the sand breathing heavily you decide to use some scrying magic to search through her past.

You have visions of a young girl in Russia, an old man hands her a gun and tells her tonight she takes her first life. Your visions shift and see a completely different looking little girl running around the woods, chasing strange and magical looking creatures.

You see several defining moments across these two seemingly unrelated lives, like the Russian falling in love with a large man named Boris, while the elf began dating some stuck up elf boy. Eventually it begins to make sense when the Russian criminal encounters a warlock. He humiliated her by turning her into a ball filled with shit, killed Boris in front of her and trapped her in a dimension of bees for a few centuries before she was released and through another series of misadventures was turned into an elf baby, where the other life begins. You don't bother going through the rest of the elf's life, it's pretty safe to say that both of her lives are real, she's just been dealing with a lot of weird magic shit. This whole process takes a while.

>>46317943
Embarrassed by what just happened she just asks "Why?" more confused than upset. As she looks over to you she becomes effected by the charm you just finished placing on yourself. "Woah..." is all she can say before facing another direction. You're not sure if it's your imagination, but you're pretty sure she's somehow blushing despite having a carapace instead of skin. "I'm married." she says while fanning herself off with her hands.

>>46318293
And uh, grab Rosella we'd feel a little bad abandoning her on some random chunk of desert somewhere in the cosmos.

>>46318383
Do we know she's married to past life us from when we summoned up all of our past lives?

Rolled 8584 (1d10000)

>>46318383
http://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf
Spice it up.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46318383
create a clone of rosella that isn't married

>>46318383
You know, "a moan of pleasure" is still the most sexual this quest has ever gotten. We did it!

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>46318383
"Surely, polygamy can't be illegal between universes."
Give her the smolder
>rolling to seduce.

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>>46318642
Well I guess we know how this will go.

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>>46317868
Oh shit, forgot this one. Do you mean you want to reset everything?

>>46318293
>>46318399
You grab the hot mess of a bee person, by the hand and help them up. She asks if she can have a minute to get changed or something but you tell her there's no time. You both disappear in a flash of light.

In New York on New Years Eve, Skull and the Bones just finished playing, and everyone's ready to begin the countdown.

As the ball falls a blinding flash of light fills the stage as you and Rosella appear in facy, cleaned off superhero and sidekick outfits. Everyone is silent.

You kiss her hand and begin putting on a perfect two person synchronized dance show, sliding around the stage magically, as if on skates.
https://youtu.be/7Ap2iVwePS4

>>46318528
Part way through the dance you spin her around yourself with one hand as another Rosella appears in the other. The three of you continue in synch before bowing in unison. Everyone who was watching cheers, some are even moved to tears.

>>46318463
Except you aren't the reincarnation of Ardeus... you aren't the reincarnation of any old MCs. Though you ARE the king that the warlock wanted revenge on.

>>46318586
Yeah, I'm not anti-sex or anything, but I don't really like writing it.

>>46318761
Save that roll as a back up roll in case shit gets really out of hand.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>46318761
Kill a random passerby to show your superiority in combat as well as dance.

>>46318761
Oooooh. I missed that. So we're our previous OPMU's not-quite nemesis? (unless there was another warlock besides the one who poop ballooned Rosella).

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>46318834
This escalated quickly.


Rolling to magic-fu said random passerby to have TOTALLY NOT COINCIDENTALLY been a supervillain or top 10 most wanted terrorist or something.

We have super luck!

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>46318761
Attempt to merge all realities. And or other selves.

>>46318869
Shit. Calling it now we're going to murder the pope, or our best friend vacationing in new york.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>46318834
>>46318834
If we gotta murder someone, do it WITH dance. Combat dance skills.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46318761
we are so good as a hero that nobody questions our methods or who we kill.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>46318941
>>46318834
maybe we could uh, revive them after.

and vanish any blood and gore to make it look like an illusion.

>>46318901
You're absolutely mad.

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>>46318522
>All within 50 yards are 10% likely to be closely related.

I uh... I don't know what to do with this.

>>46318642
The Rosella's are laughing, you haven't seen them look this happy before. You turn to the original. "Surely, polygamy can't be illegal between universes."

She pulls her hand away from you. "It's not about whether it's legal. Hell, it's not even illegal where I'm from, he's just the one I want to be with! Dismiss that illusion of me and we can get out of here."

"Oh ya her." you say, turning to the clone. "What do you YOU say?"

Clonella slaps you. "What, do I just exist because you can't get with the real me? Do you know how depressing that is on an existential level? I might not be the original, but I'm sure as hell not going be your backup."

The original Rosella just gives you a concerned look. "Oh gods, is she real? This just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. I vote we go by different names to avoid confusion."

>>46318834
Suddenly you feel an intense and unstoppable urge... an urge to kill.

>>46318941
You begin break dancing while violently kicking, at a random person nearby, you can't quite tell who they are, blood splatters in your eyes blinding you as you continue your super dance combo on them. You finish you flurry of kicks, get yourself onto your feet and punch a hole clean through their chest, destroying their heart.

As you begin to calm down you wipe away the blood and open your eyes.

>>46318945
The crowd goes wild, cheering, like this was all part of the show. You're not sure you understand, until you look back at the victim.

>>46318869
Rosella's clone is lying on the stage crying as she bleeds out, Rosella stares back at you in horror. The crowd continues to cheer, thinking this is all part of the show.

>>46318901
this is going to end poorly.

https://youtu.be/ZEhUdQxVy0Q?t=1m56s

>>46319178
Shenagins, and unexpected suprises.

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>>46319178
f***

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46319178
fuck it, became an evil overlord. the people still love you though.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>46319178
Bring one of the only two people that can fix this. Mercy Foster or the God Arcanum himself.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>46319178
>>46319272
Feel terrible guilt. We should use our powers for good, but instead we're becoming crazier and eviler by the hour.

>Try to save the clone by tying our life force to hers to heal her. Kinda like in dragon heart.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>46319178
Let's shapeshift Rosella back to her natural form too, and grant her permanent immunity from shapechanging effects unless she opts to let them through on purpose.

>>46319178
Reach through the roulette wheel of time and space to pull someone in to help rescue clone Rosella, and probably us at this point.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>46319358
oops

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>46319178
After we fail at everything, have a good cry.

>>46319329
so... this makes her a ditto from now on?

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>>46318968
>>46318968
You try and fix the wounds but you have no idea how, you just want to get rid of the blood somehow. You focus on the body and try and get rid of it in a panic. It explodes violently.

You begin to panic, Rosella walks towards you calmly, takes your hand and bows to the crowd who's still going wild.

"It's alright, don't freak out. Just try to stay calm."

>>46318901
You can't focus on what she's saying, there is a pain in your head, like you're having a stroke... no, wait, it's more like what it felt like when you looked into the eyes of that creature.

You feel tingly, and you begin to see everything in the multiverse. Countless universes, planes and dimensions, each infinite in themselves. You reach out into the veil of reality and begin pulling all of them closer, attempting to merge them.

All of existance, across every single universe begins to shudder as a great tear opens up in the sky above New York City.

Large tentacles begin pouring out of the sky accompanied by a voice that seems to echo through your mind, making you feel like your head is about to burst. It's words are still foreign, but your positive you recognize it. You're positive it's elvish.

Between it's words you attempt to conjure help or defense as best you can.

>>46319272
You try to enforce your will over the minds of the people but they are too lost in panic to be effected.

>>46319283
You attempt to find a powerful source of magic somewhere in the universe and pull it towards you, but this only seems to tear the hole in the sky open further, the body of the tentacled beast coming slightly into view.

Rosella grabs you. "It's Lord Perferus! I'm the one he wants, turn me back and I can go with him. He'll leave this world alone."

You ask her how she's able to think straight with this thought annihilating voice.

"What are you talking about? I can't hear anything?" she says confused.

More coming.

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>>46319475
Yeah. . . . kiiiinda.

Since it failed, maybe more like pic related.

>>46319557
"Whoa whoa, why should we let lord Perferus take you, he looks uh. . . . kinda evil and rapey."

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46319557
banish lord perferus away

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>46319557
We cannot fail now! Reattempt the summoning, while conjuring a staff to be raised to the heavens and growing s majestic as fuck wizard/sage beard.
If it fails, Omega plan all the way.

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>>46319329
You try to focus on Rosella but the voice just keeps shouting. You begin using magic on her and she closes her eyes as her body begins to shift. Her carapace becomes skin and she starts looking like herself again, but then her ears begin to grow longer.

"Alright, human or elf is fine, but you don't need to worry about that right now."

You feel blood drip down your nose. What was she again? An elf or a human? You try and remember what she looked like but you feel your mind is a blur all of them being mixed up in your head. When your capable of thinking again you find yourself staring at a horrifying creature. A human sized dung beetle with a stinger and the wings of a bluejay. The beet;e has two large insectoid eyes as well as two out of place looking humanoid eyes, each a different color. All four eyes are crying as out of place human limbs seem to grow and disappear on the creature, as it constantly shifts forms.

>>46319404
You backup in horror of the creature and begin to cry. This isn't what you wanted at all.

You look back up at the tentacled horror and attempt once more to summon some help, but as you reach into the veil you once again feel your mind being torn apart and your energy being used only to pull the creature further in.

You beginning to see a point where the tentacles converge. Some kind of body?

>>46319699
You focus on the mighty creature and try your hardest to send it away, but your magic has no effect on it. The creature descends, the tentacles all connecting at the base of a massive humanoid torso, it's head is still not through.

You begin to shout, asking how it found you. The abomination that used to be Rosella attempts to point to the cameras that were broadcasting your dance routine.

>>46319726
You take a deep breath and summon forth your energy to conjure a staff which you raise into the air, creating a portal. Out of the portal a young girl with black hair and a stereo-typically pointed witch hat steps through.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>46319961
Plead for her help.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46319961
>File name
Ya that's about right.

Learn to speak elf while Mecy does the rest

>>46320004
>>46319987
The dice gods truly have smiled upon us today.

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>46319961
Fuck this shit, fuck that guy/thing.

Forge a sword out of our own soul. A Sword of soulfire. Then use it to smite the ever living shit out of hentai boy up there.

In the event that we win, metaphysically teabag his soul for the trouble.

>>46320068
Another one to be blessed.

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>46319961
>This ones for after the fight 'cause I gotta hit the sack.

Look back at Rosella, "so, you said polygamy isn't illegal where you come from? I know you like this other guy but uh, why not both?"
>Roll to seduce in the wake of heroic rescue.

>>46320127
Some OPMU's just aren't meant to find love I guess.

>>46320127
OTL, and then you stumble in.

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>>46319987
This teenage witch doesn't seem to notice you, focusing too much on the giant monstrosity in front of her. (Lord Perferus, not Rosella)

You call to her and beg her for her help. She smiles at you. "I'll take it from here, you just take it easy."

Two golden fiery wings spread from her back as she floats up into the sky towards the beast.

As she begins casting a spell you decide to do one yourself, you clear your mind and focus on the words you've heard them say so far.

"GREETINGS HIGH PRIESTESS. I HAVE FINALLY COME FOR YOU. YOU AND I WILL BE UNITED AT LAST. YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF MY GIFT OF UNLIMITED POWER HAS BOUND US TOGETHER AS ONE.

I WOULD HAVE COME SOONER BUT I COULD NOT DIVINE YOU. I DECIDED TO WATCH ALL CHANNELS BROADCASTED IN THE MULTIVERSE SIMULTANEOUSLY INSTEAD. I SAW YOU DANCING ON TIME SQUARE OF THIS UNIVERSE.

WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO GET RID OF ME?YOU ACCEPTED MY OFFER, YOU ARE MY HIGH PRIESTESS. I AM THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWERS! ACCEPT YOUR VILE DESTINY!"

The voice is loud, but somehow its no longer damaging to your mind now that you understand it.

As you get yo your feet you look up at the fight between the witch and Lord Perferus who's head has finally made it through the portal, his two purple eyes as bright as a searchlight.

(Rolling for both sides.)

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Rolled 44, 10 = 54 (2d100)

>>46320393
forgot to roll

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>>46320432
Poor Mercy. :(

As Mercy continues flying towards the head, dodging tentacles and slicing some off, one catches her off guard and knocks her right into a building. She falls several stories to the ground below as several tentacles begin to beat down on her.

One wraps around her leg and lifts her up infront of Lord Perferus' face. slits open up along the tentacle holding her revealing countless more eyes, each beginning to glow, their pupils widening.

The girl begins dissolving away in the wind, starting with her wings and skin, being annihilated by Lord Perferus' willpower alone.

I know this is kind of a shitty place to break, but I gotta do something really important for like... 30 minutes, maybe less. Very sorry. Be back ASAP.

>>46320636
Got it. Don't forget the saved Omega roll. I also have to leave soon.

>>46320659
Hey, I notice you have a trip code, can I ask why?

Are you the QM of something? If so I wouldn't mind checking it out.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46320393
join the battle in a humongous mecha

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>>46320068
Seeing this strange witch girl being destroyed by Lord Perferus fills you with righteous idignation. You reach inside your very soul and pull out a mighty soul fire blade. You leap forward summoning something like a mecha to ride into glorious combat with.

The vehicle you create is... Underwhelming.

As you scoot towards the beast, you begin slicing off tentacles with your mighty blade, and you hear the voice of Peferus echo in your mind.

"WHY DO YOU TURN AGAINST YOUR MASTER. I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER DESIRE, WHY DO YOU WISH TO DESTROY ME?"

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46321145
Fix Mercy faster than he can annihilate her.

Also ask Perferus what the hell he wants.

Then kill him anyways.

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>>46321194
As you ride up on your trusty mecha steed, you stand up and focus your magic on the witch girl, attempting to repair her body, but as soon as her flesh begins to regrow, it is torn from her body even faster, making her suffer all the more slowly before there is nothing left but a skeleton that fades into dust.

You call out to Perferus with your sword in hand.

"What is it that you want you monster!"

As you swing your sword straight at his head it stops less than an inch away from his body. His eyes stare at you, each one almost twice as big as you.

You can't move.

"I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS. ALL I DESIRE IS YOU, MY HIGH PRIESTESS." his voice has a hint of confusion in it.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>46321145
Oh, you know, the usual. Love, boredom, extreme allergy to "Vile Destiny"'s, way too many superhero comics.

Why do you insist on not dying like the puerile villain you are!

>Fire a beam of dasies into his face that begins converting his dark power into harmless flowers.


Also, if I recall correctly, Mercy has god tier regeneration or reincarnation or some shit because she has the powers of the pheonix so we just need to kick this guy's ass and she'll be ok.

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>>46321429
>That filename

T_T

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46321429
Activate full high priestess powers. Magical girl transformation style.

Then tell him "No thanks." Before shooting him in the face with that gun you just materialized just now.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>46321429
"WELL ALL I WANT IS FOR YOUR PUTRECIENT SOUL TO BE CAST DOWN THROUGH OBLIVION AND INTO THE NOTHINGNESS BEYOND YOU FREAKY DEAKY TENTACLE BASTARD!"

>Charge our off-hand with the power of giving a fuck and knock him right in the kisser for massive damage.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>46321429
Charge even more power into our sword, pour all of our magic and life essence into it and push it towards this freaky hentai bastards ugly mug.

"You can't have me, you can't have my friends, and you can't have my world!"

>>46321507
>>46321507
Use the soul sword to shoot his ass dead with soulfire bullets.

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>>46321441
You tap into the core of your powers, understanding them truly for the first time, though you also realize that these powers were never intended for you to use, so you may still have trouble wielding them.

You reach into your soul and bring your magic to the surface, as your clothes disappear and new ones materialize out of pure forbidden arcane energies. They take the form of a large black gown, but you own it.

>>46321441
"Well no thanks, I'm allergic to vile destinies." Yoy say as you sheath your sword, using one hand to blast daisies at his eyes and the other to materialize a gun.

"Repent motherfucker."

You pull the trigger and one of his eyes explodes, blood pouring out with more pressure than a fire hose. He screams in agony.

>>46321527
"You thought that was bad? YOUR PUTRID SOUL IS BEING CAST DOWN THROUGH OBLIVION AND INTO THE NOTHINGNESS BEYOND YOU FREAKY DEAKY TENTACLE BASTARD"

You let loose your hardest punch on his face, but his skin doesn't even flinch. There is no damage whatsoever.

You unsheathe your sword and begin focusing more of your own essence into it and plunge the blade into his flesh.
.
"You can't have me, you can't have my friends, and you can't have my world!"

The blade goes in slightly before immediately being forced out, knocking you back.

"WHAT IS THIS SOUL. THIS IS NOT THE SOUL OF THE HIGH PRIESTESS ELFANA. DECEIVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS PRIESTESS!? IF YOU HAVE HARMED HER THERE WILL BE NO END TO THE SUFFERING YOU WILL FACE."

>>46321750
>Repent motherfucker
SOMEONES confirmed for weeb trash.

>>46321776
Guilty. It felt fitting.

>>46321750
>Repent motherfucker
huuuuuuh. You know we never did get an answer from elfina on why we ought to let this big nasty have her.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46321791
Great show though.

>>46321750
I'm the defender of the innocents, the male super hero in a dress: QUEEN BEE

rolling to casually change Rosella back during all this.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>46321750
Try a new tactic, clap our palms together and use the power of alchemy on a titanic scale, causing a mountain to erupt from the earth and slam razor sharp obsidian edge first into his tentacle ass.

"SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOUR UGLY ASS TENTACLE FACE BUCKOO!"

>>46321920
"This is the soul of the mighty super hero Queen Bee! And I'm just getting started!" You call out dramatically, to stall while you attempt to change Rosella back. You see the dung beetle monstrosity shifting painfully as you try, but it seems like you're not having any luck, the immunity to transformation must have worked slightly. What a horrible form to be trapped in.

>>46321876
Well she was giving herself up so nobody else would get hurt. She knew as much about him as you did.

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>>46321996
Hahaha! About damn time. Enjoy the hemmeroids fucker!

>>46321997
Oh good, we're justified enough in jamming a metal spike so far up his ass he spits bullets.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>46321997
While he's . . . occupied. Let's make a more concerted effort to change elfina back. This time we'll wait and add the transformation immunity only if it seems to work out. . . . hopefully.

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>46321997
"Ara Ara, it's not over yet you slimy tentacle dicked son of a bitch.

"ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE, BEES OF JUSTICE!"

>Open the portals to the positive energy plane and the bee plane overlaying one another so that a swarm of bees jets out into hentai-fuckers face charged with positive energy.

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>>46322273
balls.

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>46321997
>Show off our "feminine" charms to seduce the newly returned to form elfina.

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>>46321996
You drop to the surface below, doing a cool superhero landing onthe way down. At the ground level you clap your hands together and place them on the ground. God you hope this works.

A massive razzored fist of obsidian erupts from the ground below digging through the flesh of the giant beast. It begins thrashing violently as the fist digs deeper into it's flesh.

It's remaining eye twitches, welling up with tears.

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. I'LL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS GORUD DAMNED UNIVERSE. THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING NICE. I WILL DRENCH THIS WORLD IN FIRE AND DESTRUCTION. YOUR HOME WORLD WILL SERVE AS A NEW OBLIVION, AND WHEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT BUT A SWIRLING VORTEX OF INFERNO AND CHAOS I WILL PROCEED TO HAVE PHYSICAL RELATIONS WITH IT."

The creature begins constricting the fist, attempting to crush it with its tentacles and body. As it writhes and screams in agony you run back to Rosella.

You clap your hands together and place them on her shell, your not really sure if this helps, but it feels like it might. You channel your energies through your hands and into Rosella. She slowly shifts back into a human. She falls to the ground exhausted. In the distance you notice a burning skeleton slowly dragging itself towards you as cinders surround it forming skin.

"Holy Lucifer, I think we need to get out of here as soon as possible." the skeleton says in the voice of the witch.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>46322360

>>46322360
"If by out of here, you mean up there to rip that monstrosity a new arsehole and toss it out of my world, I'm right behind you" Draw the soulfire sword with one hand and hold out the other.

"Why don't we give teamwork a try?"

https://youtu.be/WI0mSEzttx8

>rolling for teamwork and heroic musical accompanyment

>>46322542
The heart of the dice are not with me tonight I'm at like 70% failure good grief, someone else rescue us!

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>>46322273
You look up at the beast as massive tears drip from it's eyes, each so big, it causes the ground to shake on impact.

You decide to finish this once and for all, BEE JUSTICE STYLE.

With one hand you open the gate to the plane of positive energy, and to the other the plane of bees. The bees rush forward, absorbing the light and swarming the great beast.

The positive energy seems to be harmless to Lord Perferus, as a mater of fact his wounds appear to be healing. The bees also just seem to ignore him.

A billowing laugh shakes the entire city.

"I AM NO UNDEAD OR EVIL OUTSIDER YOU FOOL, THIS POSITIVE ENERGY IS HEALING MY DEFILED FORM. AND AS FOR THE BEES, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD USE MY OWN CREATION AGAINST ME? I AM THE CREATOR OF THE PLANE OF BEES, UNIVERSES COWER BEFORE ME."

You turn to the witch, who's fairly back together from the wast up, but still regenerating the bones of her legs.

"Well that was my final move. What the hell do we do now?"

You notice Rosella starting to come into consciousness and move into position so you're the first thing she sees. You make the sexiest pose you can.

"David? Is that you? When she gets a better look she blushes. "Why are you in a dress? Why are you positioned like that?" and under her breath you hear her mutter "Why is it so attractive?"

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>>46322542
You draw your sword and reach your hand out for the witch.

"Alright, We might not be able to beat him alone but we can probably do it together."

You grab her hand and she let's out a few "Ow, ow, ow." as you touch the muscle covered, skinless hand. "Oh, uh, sorry."

You stand around awkwardly for a few seconds as she continues to regenerate. "So uh... what's you name?"

You feel Rosella grab your hand. "Alright. Let's do this Queen Bee. I'm still your sidekick aren't I? Though uh... I am just a normal human right now, so I could use some like... magic buff or something."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46322589
Are we trying to cuck ourselves?
Also what the fuck do you mean not evil?
Also shield Elfana from detection.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>46322735
Hmm, yeah a buff is probably a good idea.

Given her the ability to shape-shift into the terrasque.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>46322735
Fuuuuuuckk.

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OFF. ".

>Summon tenacious D and enter into a deadly rock battle with the beast.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>46322868
THE POWER OF METAL COWBELL YOU!

Suddenly we're clad in glam rock attire and have a luxurious flowing mane of hair.

Wink at Rosella seductively.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>46322897
*compels you.


God dammit mobile.

>Compose a song that will make the beasts head explode from the sheer awesomeness.

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>>46322769
>Are we trying to cuck ourselves?
I think the plan is polygamy

>Also what the fuck do you mean not evil?
Thems the rules.

You use your magic on Rosella to hide her soul from Perferus, so he cannot recognize her as the one he is searching for. (Unless you meant make her invisible, but I feel like you would have just said that if that's what you meant.)

Perferus finally breaks free from the obisidian fist, wounds somewhat healed, he stares in your direction with a single eyes now more red than purple, due to the tears, and also maybe the rage. The other eye continues to spew blood, so much it's actually starting to flood the streets a bit.

"YOU HAVE ROBBED ME OF MY DREAMS FALSE PRIESTESS. YOU HAVE TORN AWAY EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED AND ATTEMPTED TO TAKE MY LIFE. I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU HAVE SUCH LUST FOR DESTRUCTION, BUT I ASSURE YOU, YOU WILL FIND IT. SURRENDER YOURSELF AT ONCE AND I WILL SPARE YOUR WORLD."

>>46322833
You turn to Rosella. "You ready partner?"
She nods. You hold her hand, using it as a focus point for your magic. She begins to shift uncontrollably, growing massive horns and scaly skin, her eyes begin to glass over, before she shakes herself out of it and the changes stop, her immunity to transformations kicking in. "Woah, what happened? That felt awful, I could feel my mind was disappearing."

Perferus approaches you raising a tentacle far into the air about to slam into you.

>>46322868
"WAIT. WAAAAAIIT WAIT, YOU MOTHER FUCKER! We challenge you to a rock off! Give us one chance we'll rock your socks off!"

>>46322897
With a flash of light you are dressed like a cowboy or a folksinger. Not quite what you wanted, you still pull it off, since everyone perceives you as the hottest guy alive anyways. You wink at Rosella.

Perferus laughs. "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!? VERY WELL I AM IN FAVOR OF A COURSE OF ACTION IF ONLY BECAUSE IT WILL END THIS STALE MATE OF A BATTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CATCH?"

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46323046
If we win you die, if we lose, we die.

>>46323128
"If we win then you die."

"AND WHAT IF I WIN."

"Then you can kill me."

"THIS SOUNDS FOOLISH. I WOULD HAVE DESTROYED YOU ANYWAYS, I DECLINE."

"WAIT!" Rosella shouts. "If you win than you can take me back with you, I'll be your High Priestess."

"What?!" You shout in protest.

"Trust me David, It's the only way."

"What are you talking about? He didn't even realize you were here before you said that!?"

"I ACCEPT. LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN." Perferus' voice booms.

All the countless tentacles open their eyes, and the eyes open revealing mouths.

He begins playing every instrument known to man and then a few extra, while the mouths sing beautiful acapella and backing vocals to his remarkably enchanting bass voice. These completely different instruments and styles that should never work together somehow manage to blend and make one of the most beautiful songs you've ever heard. You wipe a tear away from your eye as it finishes and clear your throat. "Ya that was... uh...pretty good."

(Gonna Roll d100 vs>>46322911 to see who wins.)

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>46323302
forgot to roll again.

>>46323322
so, we won?

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>>46323322
You pull out your soul sword and turn it into a guitar, as well as summon a soul microphone for Rosella and drum set for Mercy.

As the music starts you feel the entire planet shaking to the beat. Survivors of this great catastrophe begin pouring out of building and shelters just to come here you play and cheer you on. Even Perferus cannot stop his tentacles from swaying back and forth.

This music is already amazing, but the moment Rosella opens her mouth, it reaches a whole other level. The beauty of the lyrics are kind of lost in the translation from Elven to English, but she sings of loneliness, suffering and despair, but also love. You and Mercy keep playing through your tears, while every tentacle of Perferus begins to weep, as cracks form from eye socket outward, the song literally blowing his mind. The humans below continue to dance to the great beat, blissfully unaware of the sadness and beauty of the Elven lyrics.

As you finish your incredible solo you and Mercy come to a complete stop, Rosella finishes her last line and blows a kiss to Perferus. You can almost see a slight sparkle come off of her and travel towards his face. Underneath the eye of Perferus you notice something you hadn't seen before, a tiny mouth. It forms a smile and opens.

"THE HIGH PRIESTESS WHO COULD LOVE EVEN THE CRUELEST OF MONSTERS, AND THAW THE COLDEST OF HEARTS. IT REALLY IS YOU."

As the kiss reaches his face, massive purple beams of light shoot outward from the cracks in his face as his head explodes into a cascading lights. The tentacles turn to stone and crumble to dust. Perferus is no more.

>>46323692
sorry i took so long, I wrote the whole thing and accidentally lost it by exiting the page, so I had to rewrite it.

>>46323762
Holy shit this is still going?
You worried me with some comments making me think this guy wasnt evil but he was just a creepy stalker.

Use the Omega Plane to reset only this universe, letting people keep their memories.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46323808
Nah, let it like that. people with become stronger

>>46323832
Fair enough. Take back my other one.

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>>46323808
If that's your opinion on Perferus, then what does that make Ardeus? Dude was just super lonely.

>>46323808
>>46323832
>>46323855
Cool.

You look over the ruined city and people have already begun celebrating. You hear hundreds call out "HAPPY NEWYEAR"

You, Rosella and Mercy all come together. "What do we do now?" You ask.

"I mean, I should probably head home, Ardeus is probably looking for me."

"Oh hey I know that guy, how do you know him?" Mercy asks.

Rosella laughs and brings Mercy in for a hug. "I remember you! How you've grown!"

"Elfana? Is that you?" The two begin excitedly talking back and forth. Mercy opens a portal to the world of Elves. You start walking away, but you hear Rosella call back to you. "Hey, you should come with us... for a visit."

You smile and rush to join the three.

"Room for one more?" Asks Momerpresso Malamatartarei as he sudenly appears from thin air.

Everyone cheers but you kind of just look around confused waiting for an explanation that never comes.

The four of you step through the portal into the world of the elves.

You never wind up in a polygamous relationship with Elfana and Ardeus, but it doesn't take long for you to get over that. You and her are crazy close friends now, and along with Mercy, you guys are the world's most awesome band... or at least one world's.

You wind up moving into this fantasy world full time. Getting a nice house in the Kingdom of Randar. You still visit your home world sometimes for family or to deal with the occasional super villains who have started popping up. You're still hoping to find that special someone, but for now your happy to finally have some meaning in your life, alongside some great friends.

I will take any last requests for things that need to be wrapped up now.

I would also appreciate any feedback or suggestions for future quests.

Today was the first real return to an old setting, and I really based the quest on previous quests. Did you like that or would you prefer a return to the standalone ones?

also I will post my twitter that I have in case anyone is crazy enough to stick around this late and missed it.

https://twitter.com/ExcaliburQM

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46324063
I'm crazy, still around and don't have Twitter, so so much for that.

You guilted me a bit on prefer. Using magic to give him a happier ending. Maybe turn him into a previous character like we did Rosella into Elfana.

>>46324159
Updating from mobile

Do you have anyone specific in mind? Cause you passed but I don't have the slightest idea who would fit.

>>46324194
Can I use that roll instead to ressurect Preferus as a tentacled monster girl?

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>>46324337
I mean... I guess you can.

Not a huge fan of monster girls. Or tentacles. Or genderbending. Though I guess he didn't REALLY have a gender.

>>46324388
Thank you! I just want a happy ending u know? Maybe David and Preferus will hit it off. Maybe this could go somewhere like Holding hands which I know you love you sick fuck.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46324388
Create a clone of Perferus and make rosalina control both her and the clones bodies. It's time for a kaiju smack down.

>>46324388
>Not liking Monstergirls.
>Not liking Tentacles.
>Not liking Tentacled Monstergirls.

What are you? Some sort of barbarian?

>>46324159
Maybe for the next quest we could be death's intern on his/her first day

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>>46324427
It was really difficult to find an image of this mind flayer girl that was dripping or oozing out of somewhere.

Anyways. Not long after the battle in time square you begin to wonder if maybe Perferus didn't deserve what he got.

You use a bit of magic and ressurect the monstrosity into a new body, more appropriately sized for a human home, but still with tentacles. The new body is female, partly as humiliation, though this is lost on Perferus who jumps to questioning you.

"WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED ME TO LIFE. WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRIESTESS? WHY DOES MY THROAT HURT SO VERY MUCH?"

You calm Perferus down and explain everything that's happened since the rock off. Perferus looks incredibly sad. "IF I CANNOT HAVE HER WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER LIVING. I HAVE NO PLACE TO GO AND NO REASON TO CONTINUE. YOU HAVE SIMPLY BROUGHT ME BACK AS TORTURE YOU FIEND."

"Look you don't need to yell everything, take it easy alright? Youre hurting my ears."

"I'm sorry. I yell when I'm mad. Or scared. Or sad. Or lonely. You could have asked me to stop whenever."

You're taken aback by Perferus' speaking voice, it's so gentle.

"Look, are you being serious when you said you'd rather be dead? Because I mean, I could just do that."

Perferus shakes her head. "I WAS JUST-er, I was just being dramatic."

After a bit of discussion Perferus beads out for a new life.

A few days later you begin noticing something is digging through your trash at night. You stay up and find Perferus digging for scraps. You call out to them but they run away. You start leaving entire meals in the garbage, just for her.

One day you notice she doesn't show up and you head into the woods looking for her. You find her coiled up and shivering, laying on the ground.

"Perferus what the hell are you doing to yourself? Just use some magic for God's sake."

"Magic is for the strong. I don't deserve to wield it's power. I AM IN PENANCE!"

>>46324852
> was NOT dripping or oozing

Perferus finishes shouting before going into a coughing fit that ends in bloody followed by vomit. You sigh and pick her up in your arms, carrying her back to your home. Perferus doesn't even protest.

After a bit of magic and a few days of recovery, she's a live and well. You wind up letting her start living there for a while longer. You both decide you could use the company.

The end...?

>>46324678
I don't think I understand the request? Also sorry, but it's like 4:00am here and im in dire need of some sleep.

If I wake up and maks sense of it, and if this thread isn't archived, I'll try to do it, but until then, goodnight everybody.

>>46324931
And they lived okayishly ever after.

>>46324931
>>46326226
And by that I mean Perferus should be come basically our semi-annoying housepet/roommate.

We keep rocking out, and quickly become a wildly popular celebrity, totally because of our rock skills, and definitely not because we're the most attractive person on the planet.

Didn't Randall have a daughter? if I had a daughter I vote we marry the princess somewhere down the line like 10 years from now. Maybe add her to our rockband and that can come up again later.

Surely we deserve an epilogue happily-ish ever after.

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>>46324852
If you're taking requests for a future quest, why not something with a little romance and adventure from the get-go.

Maybe our next OPMU could have his childhood friend who he's totally not obsessively in love with abducted by an evil dragon or inter-dimensional cult that hates OMPU's or something and knows our destiny. When trying to persue her abductors we manage to fuck up and fall into the void between worlds, where we awaken our powers, or something like that.

or work it into other anons idea, and we die and become deaths intern.

I wouldn't mind seeing a crazy fantastical magic world though like pic related.

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>>46326427
I guess none of these things exclude each other though, we could be multiverse deaths intern, or deaths intern to a specific magical world/universe.

Oh wow, this thing is still up? I need some time to eat and whatever, then I'll do a more final epilogue.

Need a little longer than expected.

In the meantime, I will comment on some of these ideas.

I do very much love the idea of death's intern, I'm just always hesitant to have Boss/Powerful characters as part of the story.

Lately I have tried to introduce more powerful characters (Lucifer, Perferus) , but when the main character can do anything, it's hard to give a good reason WHY these characters are in charge. Plus I don't really want to hand wave the rules of the game to say "Nah these guys are too strong, that passing roll fails."

The only reason they weren't taken care of so easily is I pretty much just used the wording to my advantage. (Aka, unless the command outright says it killed them, I will probably make them live through it.) I have fears that a "Death's Intern" character would devolve into "Death is my little bitch and I don't need to do my job because I can do anything."

>>46326427
I could definitely try and work in a more fantastical setting next time. I'm a huge fan of high fantasy settings. My only thought is that these quests have a had a trend of jumping around to different universes, so I don't know if I can promise a magical setting to explore for very long.

As for the romance that sounds like a good idea. Ever since the Science Quest (#6?) I've been trying to give the players at least one nonmagical character to keep them on track.

>>46326383
Also looking over this I realize it was mostly requests, plus this guy who pretty much wrote up the epilogue I had in mind,

That being said if I can remember the timelines right, Randal III's daughter, Randal IV, is in her hundreds or so. She's the immortal queen who's authority surpasses that of God himself, or something like that

>>46329670
Hey, I'm alive too. Have you considered setting limitations on the characters? Like: we can only be this powerful in our home universe.

Everything after

>>46324766

Was just me spamming before and after going to sleep.

>>46329670

Yeah I wouldn't really expect the odds of it staying in-universe to be super high, but a number of the quests, usually where we either had some attachment to or beef with our starting world, stayed on track-ish. Fairy godmother quest probably went the best in that regard.

>>46329511
Yeah, we'd probably just make death our bitch and shove him into the plane of infinite farts or something, if past quests are any indication.

To a degree, the super power enemies are nice, since we have something to fight besides ourselves and get to feel awesome, but at the same time, if we couldn't morph them into a body pillow and send them to some random weaboo's house it would kinda be like One Punch Man losing a fight.

I do think rolling against a passing roll is a decent way of dealing with it though, as long as we can try try again through different means and methods.

On a related note, slightly less than infinitely powerful magic user might be fun on occasion. Like, we can do anything with our magic, as long as it's within our natural line of sight. No simultaneously observing the whole universe, and no snapping our fingers and poofing all our enemies out of existence. Instead we have to actually drive/fly/teleport to our nemesis' house before we can pull a meteor out of the sky and onto his bathroom.

Maybe it'd defeat the point of OMPU but it would make for different variety in commands I think.

>>46330119
Whoops, I think I put my name in the options field, derp.

You and Peferus wind up getting along as roommates pretty well, though she's a bit of a weirdo and she gets on your nerves sometimes. She started wearing an eye patch as "FURTHER PENANCE" for having lost her original eye.

Things were a little awkward at the Arcanum household, Rosella needing to explain that she was in fact the same Elf that Ardeus married, and how she used to be a Russian criminal from another universe. After a long winded explanation of her entire life, Ardeus simply shrugs and says "Well nobody's perfect."

You continue your rock career, getting together with Elfana and Mercy at least once a week. Eventually you wind up getting called forth to play your first show in this universe, and it's for the Queen no less!

The show is amazing, you rock as hard as ever, and in the crowd you spot your friends and family Ardeus brought over to watch. You even see Momerpresso Malamatartarei and Peferus together... wait are they making out? Well shit, that certainly explains the constant visits. "Ardeus asked me to keep tabs." my ass!

As the show finishes and you leave the backstage you are confronted by a very tall and very intimidating woman. "Your show was wonderful. I would like to thank you on behalf of the kingdom."

You give her a smolder and ask her if there's anything else you can do for her. She raises an eyebrow and shrugs.

The two of you rush into the backroom. You begin undressing and turn to see her wearing nothing but gauntlets, her crown and a scabbard strapped around her back, with the holy sword of Randar sheathed in it.

"It stays on." she says authoritatively.

"Fair enough." you shrug.

You will go down in history as the great King David Wessel of Randar, sexiest man alive, world's greatest guitarist and trophy husband of Queen Randal IV. Together you two have a beautiful child, a baby girl, Princess Randal V, as well as a young boy, who's name could not be decided, as the royal family had never more than one child before.

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>>46330466
forgot image of Randal IV, though I'm not totally satisfied with it. Features are too soft, not nearly intimidating enough.

>>46330466
>monster girl with eyepatch

I never knew I wanted this.

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>>46330466
Alright that seems to be the ending for real. Just need a name for the son. He's gonna be a potential future MC, him as a kid with his sister, going on adventures.

>>46329990
>>46330119
>slightly less than infinitely powerful magic user might be fun on occasion

I was thinking about that too. I would be totally fine with it, I just worry some of the players wouldn't have as much fun with it.

>slightly less than infinitely powerful magic user might be fun on occasion.
Ya, I think I'm gonna try incorporating a set up in your own world more often, so the players have more reason to stay.

This is probably the most discussing this quest has ever had, so thanks for that. Seeing people talk about or generally give a shit just makes doing it feel that much more rewarding. So thank you anons, you're awesome!

>>46330730
That second quote was supposed to be:

>some attachment to or beef with our starting world

>>46330753
Arcanum plox

>>46330788
Like, you want to play him again, or you want a beef with him?

>>46330730
Shine on you jojo loving, monster girl disliking weaboo motherfucker.

>>46330818
Cameo.Final boss?

>>46330921
You know one of my quest ideas involved a wizard from really far in the future coming out of imprisonment or something and going through, killing many of the previous MCs as well as the great Momerpresso Malamatartarei.

I watched kill bill and thought it would be hilarious, but I didn't do it for fear of

"I roll to make them all dead." *2*

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>>46330921
GOODBYE JOJO ANON

So I'll do a big post putting a lot of these in one place alongside a few of my own ideas.

Things I should add:
>More reason to stay in your world
>Non-magical sidekicks to keep people on track
>More interesting settings and concepts
>More Cameos

Now here are a few ideas for future quests:

>Death's Intern.
You're a dude who died, now the spirit of death hires him to reap the souls of a specific plane or region, given you full access to his power for this job.

>Fantastical Adventure
An original world filled with fun and interesting things to explore, as an adventurer trying to rescue his waifu/childhood friend.

>Spirit of the Lamp
Either the MC is a genie, or more likely, he gets a genie. As an owner of the genie, it'd be the first time the powers failing wouldn't be because you messed up, it'd be because the genie has twisted your wish.

>Return to Randar
Play as Arcanum again, no current ideas for plot.

>Randal Quest
Play as prince TBA as a 12 year old, going on adventures with his sister Randal V and their parents.

>Momerpresso Malamatartarei Quest
???

And finally:
>Over Powered Martial Character Quest
This one would be more of a spin off quest i suppose, with it's own set of similar mechanics. You'd play a bad ass warrior who could do shit like jump over mountains or cleave planets in half. I thought it could be fun.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

roll for something

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>>46331373
93 Otters rain from the sky in New York City on New Years day exactly one year after the great battle. The otters are adorable and extremely adorable.

>>46331412
i keep fucking up today holy shit.

>The otters are UNHARMED and extremely adorable.

Alright... so is the quest done? Do i archive it? I mean, i keep thinking it's over but then someone posts something.

>>46331517
I mean, I was hoping you'd say "Hey let's continue the quest." Or something.

>>46331546
Well I do have the whole day off, so I defnitely COULD run another quest. I just don't really know if I have the energy for it.

>>46331304
My favorite is still the fantastical adventure, although the genie idea is pretty neat, it's fun to have an explanation for our insanity.

Although I kinda felt there was a low key "awesome godlike power causes your mind to turn into jello" explanation going on.

On a general note, I loved the epilog, and thanks for running these quests. They Crack me up and I swear this quest chain is the only reason I was able to maintain sanity during my last round of college finals. Cheers.

>>46331703
The whole mind going to shit, the idea was that Perferus was some mind annihilating monster, and whenever you used the powers which you received from him, you let him more into your mind. So ya, the more you use them the more you started to lose it.

Glad I could help with people's stress, I usually run these as a way to unwind myself. I thought I would take a break this week as my finals are coming up, but I thought, hey what the hell, I could use a break.

And with that, I will be ending archiving this thread. I wish you all a good day, and if you need me, I'll probably just be posting a quest pitch in the WQDT and never following through with it for the 6th time.