>>46550570
YEAH GET SOME

first for hate needs to fuck yams

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Instead of rousting a pair of bored-looking MPs or setting yourself up for another hour of long, sarcastic sipping sounds from Hamp, you just call Hate to pick you up. You pin your phone against your ear to enjoy his running monologue of bitching, a whole chorus of corgis offering soulful counterpoint to his smooth jazz griping for the entire short drive across base. After helping you clear a spot on the passenger seat (which consists of frantically shoveling a constant stream of corgis out of the open space till you manage to squeeze in,) he screams towards the officer's mess with his typical grace. This time, however, he pulls to the curb as the pretty flashing lights in your rearview alert you to trouble. Hate yawns as the MP slowly approaches the SUV, a dour look and a citation book in his hand. He reaches the driver's window and promptly recoils before he's lost to view behind a solid wall of frantically barking dogs. Hate just tips his cover down, letting the brim shield his eyes from the whapwhapwhap of several little tails at high WPM.

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The dogs calm down after thirty seconds or so, because their own breath has fogged up the air-conditioned class enough to block their view of the interloper. As they slink back to prowl and growl around your lap, Hate cracks the window an inch.

“Hello officer,” he says cheerfully.

The MP's eyes appear at the gap, regarding Hate sorrowfully.

“God has punished you enough,” he says, and waves him on.

The officer's mess is the same story as ever; aside from the strange, boxy truck-mounted missile launcher parked outside it, surrounded by a loud argument. The marines guarding the door look like they'd be more amused by it, if they weren't standing in the summer heat in full body armor - with overly-heavy rifles, to boot. Hate is held up as he disembarks by a sudden rush of corgis trying to exit with him; the whole doggone mess getting jammed in the door for a second. Unperturbed by his plight, you limp your way towards the door - slowly. The vicodin is wearing off already. You wonder if they gave you your usual dose at the hospital, or just enough to get you out the door. One of the door guards has found a good place to lean, where the shadow of a nearby decorative shrub casts a scraggly shadow. You get close enough to see he's working frantically with some small handheld device before he catches a flash of scrambled egg from the corner of his eye and snaps upright, all vim and vigor and fooling absofuckinglutely nobody.

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You teeter to a stop in front of him and lean on your cane heavily.

“Sir?” the marine inquires politely as you trade salutes.

You just stare at him, waiting. To his credit, he doesn't break; waiting patiently for a verbal order.

“Out with it,” you demand.

Smothering a sigh deep in his breast, he slowly produces a portable game console from his pocket. You study it.

“Oh. I see,” you say curiously, turning it around in your hands. “A game... game... game-thingy.”

“Yes, sir,” he says flatly, intelligently deciding not to dig himself deeper by explaining the device's robust multimedia capabilities.

“Well. This kind of thing could land your ass in hot water.”

“Yes, sir,” he says, voice growing fainter.

“Could...” you tuck the console into a convenient pouch on the marine's chest rig, taking the opportunity to lean close. “But we both know the Vita has no games.”

Hate catches up to you inside, just as you're heaping your plate with leftover french toast strips from the breakfast buffet. “The hell did you do to that guy outside?”

“Nothing.”

Hate sighs as his little army gathers around his feet, their panting blending together into one big doggy-sounding susurration. “You meme'd him, didn't you.”

“I did no such thing.”

“Yes. Yes, you fucking did,” Hate grouses as he picks up the entire pan of cheese-stuffed mushrooms and carries it off. “Don't even try to bullshit me. You always get that little dipshit grin-”

“Now who's memeing who?”

“DUDE,” he says, jerking his head at the pack of dogs tailing him towards your chosen table.

You just give him that little grin again. “An admiral? On 4chan? Please.”

>>46550620
>doggone
stahp

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Halfway to your seats, you espy Naka and Harder - they're both waving you over energetically. Hate just keeps on trucking till you lift your cane and press against the side of his head, steering him towards your friends. After his entourage lands, pan and all, you poke a pathway through the doggy hordes with your cane till you can perch on one of the hard little plastic chairs.

“Hello, Settle,” Naka says - no faux cheer, but no sad song in her voice, either. “How've you been?”

“Cinnabuns,” you reply, looking up at the ceiling as if spotting divine revelation.

“Pardon me?”

“Cccccccinnabuns,” Hate purrs, gliding out of his chair like a wraith, his escort flotilla close behind.

Naka blinks. “But... there aren't any-”

“Indeed.”

“... ah.” You have a few minutes sarcasm-free. How to use them?

[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550650
>“An admiral? On 4chan? Please.”
fap angel.
fap angel pls.

>>46550673
>[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550673
>[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
Help Hate, Settle cannot into ship-girl.
>>46550620
>The MP's eyes appear at the gap, regarding Hate sorrowfully.
>“God has punished you enough,” he says, and waves him on.
IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN!

>>46550673
>>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46550673
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
Yeah, we're not P-San.

>>46550673

>[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46550673
HahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>imoutos birthday
give er da digg

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>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
The best part about this answer is that Hate hasn't heard that yet either, so he'll probably choke on his bacon

>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550673
>[x] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

>“But we both know the Vita has no games.”
And my scouter exploded.

>>46550570
[x] Introduce Kaga and Hornet to Spam musubi

>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

Also, fun video I found on Youtube showing Iowa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW83U4bkC_k

>>46550744
Didn't we make a bet with you about that concert, and Settle's involvement? I think it involved you and Harder.

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>>46550735
>Yeah, we're not P-San.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

>>46550673
>>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550597
>Police princess
OH GOD NO
NOT HER AGAIN
PLEASE MAKE HER STOP

>[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

So, Re-reading through the archives after the last few threads, and something caught my eye.
If Hornet would of stabbed Kaga with the arrow, the Chinese would of had an absolute field day. And us not so much.

>>46550673
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550780

I bet her... something? Yeah. I bet her that Harder would come running up to her like an excited puppy when he found out about that ben-hur bullshit she pulled, squealing about how it was super hardcore.

How'd that turn out, anyways?

>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550673
> [X] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

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>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
It's not like there aren't ten ship girls within earshot that will spread it to the rest of the base in minutes.

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Also, I always wondered whether some of the shenanigans (I'm aware that at least some of it is true) were real, then I found this picture and it silenced all doubts.

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>>46550815
...I'll grant you one free--no, one full HOUR--free of snappy comebacks and glib remarks--if you drop the bet.

>>46550815
hahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmk

>>46550570
Windows is actually one of the better ones about handling time zones.

I know this because they actually bother to email me about changes in my local timezone before I hear about it in the news.
Meanwhile all the *nix systems I've seen were woefully outdated in timezone shenanigans. I blame the tz database.

>>46550843
I always wondered if that was a real picture or photoshop.

>>46550673
[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550673
>[X] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

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>>46550843

War.

War, never changes.

>>46550673


[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

With a side of

[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

Last we know about her is that she went full Abyssal, let's inquire about that a bit first.

>>46550859
I have absolutely zero doubt that two young men gallivanting about in a foreign land with a license to kill and a rocket launcher would make dick jokes

>>46550673
[ x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

[x] Also how confess love for Goto and DANGEROUS RELATIONSHIP

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>>46550829
I love that this is Canon Aya art.


>>46550782
I dun fucked up, didn't I?

>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46550597
KOTOHIME BEST 2HU

>>46550673
>[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46550852

Dohoho. I remember my penalty was to sing onstage with you, but what did you wager, again?

[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Make 'em bigger. MAKE 'EM BIGGER

>>46550885
>Last we know about her is that she went full Abyssal, let's inquire about that a bit first.
Actually this is a good point, does Naka look 'normal' right now? Or are there a few bulk orders for cosmetics being filed right now.

>>46550673
>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550673
[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46550829
This.

We keep forgetting about the ship's hidrophone abilities. Especially the DDs. But they are discreet so everything's alright, right?

>>46550911
>kotohime policewoman art, the rarest thing in all the land

I love you so much. Kotohime is the best. The absolute best. Batshit. Fucking. INSANE. In the BEST way.

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>>46550881
Or does it? The war has changed. Did it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes. No of course it is, is war.

[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
Whatever it is, we will have no part in it.

>>46550673
>“Cinnabuns,” you reply, looking up at the ceiling as if spotting divine revelation.
Please explain to the ESL dude.

>>46550911
Kotohime is an upper-class twit who thinks she can be a copper, you mean. Can't trust those kinds of blokes, mate.

>>46550673
[o] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46550951

I am an enemy.

[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550673
>[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

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>>46550957

>>46550673
>[ ] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.
we are so very unprepared

>>46550896
>confess love for Goto
But our true husbando is Hamp. We even made out.

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>>46550919
Duet with Harder onstage.

You sure I can't convince you to come up on stage, where it's safe, with clear sight lines, and I can grease any Yakuza who even twitch at you?

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ERRY AND TERRY ARE FOR BEING TAKEN OUT TO ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS, AND THEN TAKEN HOME TO WATCH OLD EPISODES OF DUE SOUTH WHILE ENJOYING LOT'S OF ICE CREAM SUNDAES

[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
No. Enough being trolled. We have to troll Hate still I think. It is our turn to troll right now

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>>46550965
>Kotohime is an upper-class twit who thinks she can be a copper, you mean. Can't trust those kinds of blokes, mate.

That's what makes it so great. She is *explicitly* described as so bent, that other people who are bent *themselves* consider her bent. Ten times as interesting as Miss Perfect NEET.

[X] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

>>46550982
They're delicious, and sort of look like Naka's hair things, but I dun get it

>[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.

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>>46550951

>>46550993
Convince him anyway, Naka.

Under his current orders, he has to give you girls ANYTHING you desire. Like a performance onstage or a couple more boxes of shades.

>>46550993
This will end in tears of the boke-tsukkomi kind

>>46550673
>[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for

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>>46550993

Oooh, you're a good one. I think we're gonna have a chat about that in just a second, in fact. But aside from that? I think I'll take you up on that stage performance anyways.

You know not with whom you have meme'd, darling.

>>46550982
For fuck's sake don't fucking meme something to somebody whom the meme is completely meaningless.

I know what a fucking cinnabon is because I can fucking google and that they resemble Naka's hair buns but unless you're literally saying that's the extent of the reference then you're gonna have to elaborate.

Unless, of course, it's one of the myriad urban dictionary explanations.

>>46550673
>[x] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

>>46551008
Meiling could also fit in there pretty well.

>>46551036
An idol concert turns into a manzai comedy act?!
But how does that change the wotagei?

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[ ] So, who's all jazzed up to throw a massive concert in a few days!? You? I hope so, because me, I'm like, yeah, no, not so hype, yeah, I see those plans in your eyes, and I'm vetoing them now. Leave me out. LEAVE ME OUT.
What happened to Hate's wonderful gift?

>>46550999
AIDF plz go and stay go

>>46550673
>[ ] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

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>>46551049
I accept it.

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Threadly reminder that we are in the fleet route.

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>>46551049
She probably hasn't seen the livestream yet.
She knows not the rapport you have with her people.

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>>46551071
It doesn't, because the fans are also in on the joke.
>>46551092
OH SHIT NIGGA SHE ON NOW

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>>46551077
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of mah waifu's cuteness.

>>46551050
>I know what a fucking cinnabon is because I can fucking google and that they resemble Naka's hair buns but unless you're literally saying that's the extent of the reference then you're gonna have to elaborate.

Okay. FIRST. "VOTES CALLED."

Second. I used to do debate in high school. I was good at it, and so was my best RL friend, but we weren't super devoted to it, like the good little autists with their square-framed glasses who would print out new evidence cards from a small printer, laptop and wireless broadband card they brought with them. These events ran all day, so they usually served a cheap lunch on-site. The lines were long.

Now they called the schedules that showed which team was up against which team "schematics." So my friend, he catches on quick. He walks up to the line and yells, "SCHEMATICS!" And all the good little autistic scramble away to see which team they're up against so they can start forming their strategy.

By the time they realized there WERE no schematics yet, he'd already bought his bagels and scrammed.

See where I'm going with this?

>>46550673
>[X] So, Naka, how are you doing? So, Harder, translate her answer from Bullshit to English for me!

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So did anyone happen to nab Catte's pic from the last thread before it was taken down? Because I feel that is something we should bring up again.

>>46550673
[X] So the CNO pretty much kind of just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell. Yep. There you go. Admitting that out loud. That's my gift to you, for being such a trooper. Go ahead. Flank speed, damn the NJPs. Weapons free. Also, HELP.

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>>46551095
Threadly reminder that HOPE RIDES ALONE.
Also interpreting "Keep Arizona, in particular, happy" as "fuck people who aren't Arizona" is pretty dumb m8

>>46551049
You guys can do that on a webcam, just ask I-19

>>46551135

It's already on fucking danbooru.

>>46551127
Oh. Now Hate's actions make sense.

>>46551127
Oh, we just cleared all the destroyers in the vicinity away to go check for sweets while we talk honestly.
Clever.

>>46551127
Ah. I guess even a slim, slim possibility of a delicious cinnamon bun is enough to get Hate out of our hair for a few moments

>>46551164
There is a significant chance that it will not be approved, as it has already been 48+ hrs since it was uploaded. Images that aren't approved within ~72hrs by a mod get deleted.

Bama when

>>46551135
search fap_angel , admiral_thomas ,or kant-o-celle_quest

>>46551127
>>46551171
It's probably sad that I've gotten so used to just skimming over the bits I don't get because it's jargon or some kind of stupid inside joke that I didn't even try to piece together what is rather obvious in hindsight.

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>>46551164
Now you will know why you fear the night.

>>46551198
Also the whole 'artist requested deletion' thing

>>46551198
I've had plenty of good images approved on the last day, but I doubt this one will pass muster.

Doesn't matter to me because I can see deleted images anyways.

>>46551219
The artist requested deletion was for the pic of his Essex that was colored by someone else (not neco)

>>46550794
>would of

would have, you fucking moron

>>46551127
...not really, no.

>>46551198
Nope. Just checked, it's still there.

>>46551237
I can too, not like I care because neco's art-style is kinda shit
I did delete it from Gelbooru, though.

>>46551261
He's calling Cinnabons as a distraction.

>>46551263
Of *course* its still there, it hasn't been deleted (or approved to stay) yet, it's in limbo right now. If it's not approved within 72hrs of upload, it will be deleted.

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>>46551049
aren't your 1990s meems incredibly stale in 20X6? but practically nobody can tell you to stfu.
christ it would be awful to be your subordinate.

>>46551271
You mean Neco-trace?

Wow I just checked danbooru and somebody broke a 9-year silent streak just to upload Catte's picture. Impressive.

And that guy seems to have used the wrong artist tag, unless Catte really likes to post yaoi pairings in pixiv.

>>46551284
And it actually worked? Against *Naka*?

Shit, way to go Harder.

>>46551315
Yeah that's him

>>46551271
IMO his style is fine except he can't draw eyes that look alive.

>>46551324
Still not it. Try again.

>>46551324
No, you misread. It worked against Hate. From Settle

I wonder what HMAS Armidale would be like, considering Eddie Sheean.

>>46551340
His faces/eyes look alien.

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>>46551324
No, against Hate.
Naka's still there, so is Harder.
Which is why the the options involve talking to them

>>46551324
Nope, cinnabuns was probably to clear the surrounding tables of people who could potentially eavesdrop.

>>46550919
Hey. Fuck you. Aint no fucking cinnabuns over here. Fucking bamboozled

>>46551324
No. Settle mentioned Cinnabons to get Hate to leave in his pastry-trance, giving him a few minutes of Hate-free conversation with Naka and Harder.

>>46551324
no, he used them against Hate, and it worked, since he shuffled off to look for the phantom cinnabuns, letting us talk to Naka without him meme'ing at us all the way

>>46551249
Is he ever coloring it himself?

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>>46551373

You know how you can fake out a dog by pretending to throw something, but never letting it leave your hand?

So is Naka re-makeup'd given she carried Harder through the base to the hospital without any cover, or is she just Abyssal-looking and nobody's willing to say anything, or...?

>>46551426
That's incredibly cruel

>>46551426
Oh sure. Know those stories you see about people getting viciously mauled by their fucking dogs?

>>46551451

gettin to that~

>>46551426
Lots of dogs learn to know better, though.

>>46551127
Given how things have been going you could just as easily be making a reference to "icing" in Naka's hair.

>>46551451
Honestly her current appearance is a big question in general (both made up and not) as i get the feeling she isn't fully doing the CL hime look.

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>>46551451
Also, I wonder if we'll notice that she isn't breathing.
Maybe something nice happened and she's managed to shake it off.

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>>46551466

It's cool bro I just hide behind a clean glass door. If it works on you, it ought to work fine on the dogs!

>>46551451
Probably re-makeup'd.

>>46551470
>Lots of dogs learn to know better, though.
I guess lots of dogs are smarter than Hate

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>>46551426
you monster

>>46551480

GET

OUT

>>46551507
Dogs don't carry fucking pistols. Or axes

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>>46551480
First I thought you mean it as in Naka is abyssal cold right now.

Then I realised.

>>46551544
My dog does

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>>46551480
>>46551581
How the hell does Iku deal with this shit literally all the time?

...never mind. I just remembered how the hell Iku deals with this shit literally all the time.

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So where are we right now?

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>>46551611

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>>46550949
I had to dig through the deep bowls of tumblr and deviantart to find it.

I'm pretty sure I got more lying around in my mess of a folder.

Just something I'm wondering. Could the first abyssal attacks have been plague ships in 542?

>>46551506
if she's speaking she's breathing
unless we've gone off the deep end of spoopy

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>>46551645

Officer's mess.

>>46551535
Why Planefag, why would you let us know something makes you angry when you you know how much we will taunt you with it?

>>46551631
Naka, how are you going to deal with the inevitable conversation with Iku when she interrogates you about Harder penetrating the depths of your marinas trench?

>>46551631
So quick question and let's see if you'll dodge it again: If the rest of you turned CL Oni-ish, does that include the chest.

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>>46551645
We're at HERO OF JUSTICE right now

>>46551656
I'm gonna say no, that's dumb
>>46551661
Ships have got radios and crew, don't they? Girls need to use their lungs to speak, but I don't figrure a ship does.

>>46551645
Right above "Fuck it, I'll burn this whole motherfucker down"

>>46551669
Aerogay, I think you missed the big picture.

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>>46551652
>Kotohime: The Cowboy
>Eiki: The Methodical One
Watch as two of Gensokyo's finest police officers lay down the law in
GENSOKYO VICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8

>>46551691
Well at the least, biological warfare is one of the potential weapons in the Abyssal playbook.

>>46551631
Do you have any other talent performing at your concert?

>>46550787
I...
What?

>>46551699
Thats how to fuckin be, blood.

>>46551709
But if he zoomed further out it might be difficult to see places of interest

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>>46551689
>Why was I the only one who survived that fire?
>Swords
>Old injury
>unlimited fleet works
>Surrounded by cute girls who could murder him pretty handily
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one

>>46550881
Is it bad that I am wondering what the other marine in the background is doing pointing at him?

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>>46551738
Kotohime is a character from the PC-98 Touhou era. She's a princess who's got a chuunibyou fixation with being a POLICE OFFICER WHO FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE

>>46551748
Go back into the image Shirou.

>>46551761
But there is no titty monster waifu in this. That only applies to Hate and Batlead.

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>>46551761
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one

>>46551761
The best waifu in Fate is, of course, Taiga, though Illya is a close second

>>46550999
With or without maple syrup?

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>>46551825

>>46551761
>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one
You have good taste

but Rider is the best of the best

>>46551800
She's like Steven Heck from Alpha protocol. She decided to become a police office through the sheer power of insanity and bullshit

>>46551761
So Settle is Shirou now? Makes sense, because planefag is the Nasu of questing.

>The titty monster waifu is objectively inferior to the flatter one
But Medusa is the best waifu.

>>46550999
>>46551837
...Have you ever considered that at their age and history of service they might need, I dunno, something less insipid?

>>46551838
Please. she's only average compared to the real Titty Carriers

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>>46551853
>>46551849
>>46551835
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED THE POWER OF ROME~

>>46551784
I think he's showing that other guy to his new room. The despair on his face is telling.

>>46551669

Was your birthday present to your sister your D?

Because it had better have been your D.

>>46551825
Shoucucku

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>>46551680
Okay, seriously, I know she's the bellwether for nighttime boarding actions, but do you really think that's going to happen?
>So, the guy you replaced me with
>How's he handle in rough seas?
>Don't mind me, typing onehanded and blind as I shlick while crying

>>46551684
While we're at it, can you guys imagine for a minute I might be somewhat quietly horrified if my tits DID suddenly grow three sizes like the Grinch's heart when he got his second star? I'm a fucking nightmare factory.

And I see you chucklefucks who think I look better that way. That feels real good, people saying they prefer you painted in bleached bone white and funeral black, since you bounce when you walk.

>>46551882
>Best Fate Girl
>Not Rin and or Jeanne

NIGGA PLS

>>46551902
>Don't mind me, typing onehanded and blind as I shlick while crying
I mean, I'd give it a 50-50 chance of happening yeah. Poor girl.

>>46551882
Spin-offs don't count

>>46551887
Oh fuck you're right.

This is ten times as funny now.

>>46551902

Hey, seeing that you're connected to the fucking abyss inside, does that mean that your other half is also getting screwed by Harder?

>>46551853
>But Medusa is the best waifu.
Medusa a slut. She's the biggest slut in the local dimensional cluster.

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>>46551931
Why not both?

>>46551914
>Rin
Dude.
Pls.

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>>46551902
agano chestburster is somewhat disturbing image yes
but tits are tits. the internet is lonely place.

>>46551952
She exists in the same house as Sakura, so that is entirely untrue

>>46551800
Ahhh thanks anon.

>>46551969

SABER A SHIT, CATTE

>>46551902
I'm sorry, Naka, I didn't think of how much it'd suck for you.

>>46551902
Not really? It's just bigger tits.

And lots of people are into the white and black look. It's a whole thing, you know. S'not just the boobs.

Plus, the long hair look nice.

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>>46551902
But white and black looks great. Also, why wouldn't you want three sizes more? That's the best part of the package.

We're only looking at the... bright... side of life, honey.

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>>46551952
You best back down son.

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>>46551969
Because Taiga a best

>>46551887
Perfect.

>>46551914
>not Scathach.

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>>46551980
Catte is banned nigga.

>>46551979
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

>>46551986
This. Long hair is justice.

>>46551978
Low blow, man.

>>46551902
>painted in bleached bone white and funeral black, since you bounce when you walk.

You misunderstand. That is an AND statement. Bleached bone white, AND funeral black _AND_ since you bounce...

Each fetish adds to the others.

>>46551902
Ignore the small-head thinkers.

They forget the DD version is part Agano, not all just you.

>>46551902
Some people are really fixated on that, though for a nightmare factory it certainly doesn't disaude Harder much.

I personally would rather see you in a form you're happy with.

>>46552015
>Catte is banned nigga.
he was unbanned after about 15 minutes.

>>46552037
>I personally would rather see you in a form you're happy with.

inb4 fat, obese, with piecings and rainbow dyed hair.

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>>46551800
She also put Remiu in jail. Where the dirty shrine maiden belongs.

>>46551902
>>46551928
>Iku teasing Harder as usual
>he lets out that he and Naka had a night battle
>There's an audible crack as her expression breaks and she sulks off, dejected
>>46551980
>Catte
>posting Nero
nah bruh

>>46552053

That would be the temp posting stop to halt shitposting. The temp ban goes away but the ban is immediately reapplied once a mod looks over it in the queue. So yea, still banned.

>>46551980
Catte hates Nero, though.

>>46552005
Taiga is cute but she's no Nero~

>>46552076
ENJOY YOUR B& MATE

>>46552059
>fat, obese, with piecings and rainbow dyed hair.
'Lost in self-delusion' and 'happy' are two different things

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>>46552076
Damn Catte, Thomas is STACKED

>>46551978
Modern people are lesser in all ways when compared to those of antiquity. Therefore, Medusa, as a someone born in the Age of Gods, is a greater slut than Sakura.

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>>46552076
Here we go again

I wonder what happened to those poor saps that send that picture to the admiral guy?

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>>46551902
>bleached bone white and funeral black
when you stop asking whyboner, you open the pathway to inner peace

>>46552076
Do you even understand what happened last time, or are you just retarded?

>>46552100
You're here, aren't you?

>>46552097
>>46552106
>>46552113
Thanks niggas. I wanted it up for the 4chanX guys in here but now people can get to it through your replies.

>>46552123
They got yelled at by the Colonel.

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Have you lewded your destroyers today?

>>46552123

Ones on frontdesk duty for the foreseeable future.

>>46552132
Who said I was happy?

>>46552123
THEY WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN

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>>46552171
Yes.

Crab be jelly

>>46552154
>They got meme'd at by the Colonel.
This is what I read and I'm sticking to it.

>>46552154
Totally worth it.

When you are in the military medical branch, they can't find anyone to replace you so they won't fire you.

Imagine telling the trial judge - Your Honor, I would apply for termination of duty for this lady for sending a genderbent image of myself fornicating with a shit poster on a site called 4chan.

>>46552154
I bet that one guy that did do that got the shit beat out of him for getting all of them in trouble.

>>46552171
NO DD BOY, NO DD

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>>46552171

>>46552192

It does not work that way.

And those guys are nurses. They'd be booted instantly.

>>46552198
>>46552192
I hear that particular nurse had it coming for the longest time. Colonel was just waiting to give him a reason to be btfo'd.

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>still no Big 7

shit quest desu

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>>46552171
Yes.

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>>46552202
: ^ )

>>46552171
Eh, Crix, this is best shipslut, not a DD.

>>46552176
Is Front desk that bad?

>>46552227
storytiem pls

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>>46552171

>>46552243

You're first in line to deal with cocks and idiots.

Also. Front Desk in a military installation. Where Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.

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>>46552242
thanks shirou

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Hate is looking for sweets, post Hotel.

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>>46552228
>posts worst 16" battleship

Britannia coming through, outta my way American shits.

>>46552224
>>46552227
Do you know how hard it is to find a nurse to recruit? There are tons of job for them everywhere outside the military.

>>46552243
No

It's worse

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Cute Wo-Enterprise when?

>>46552306
Well they didn't kick him, they just sent him to front desk to make him suffer.

>>46552277
So its a bit like working the customer service desk in Whole Foods?

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>>46552294
>Nelsons
>Best

South Dakota's Short Stacks say no.

>>46552315
Wo-Enterprise and Essex interacting when?

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I forget, do we have any Crossroads veterans on base?

>>46552315
>Implying that Enterprise would ever betray her country

>>46552332
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTY

>>46552277
Can't be worse than dealing with the civilian population at a clinic near walmart.

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Edsall when.

>>46552349
>implying the abyssals would give her a choice

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>>46552356

I wonder if being sent to the army / marine medical centre is a punishment for health care workers.

>>46552324
The worst fate known to man.

>>46552349
>Implying that Enterprise would ever betray her country
No, Naka proved the looks and attitude are two different things.

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>>46552315
Hopefully soon.

Wo makes for best Big E, abyssal or not.

>>46552357

The civie cant fuck you.

When the retards an officer, he can. THEN you just have to bend over. So yes, it can be worse.

>>46552294
Oh you talking about the Colorado's right?

Since the British didn't know how to fun the Nelsons right, they throught putting three different design and wear time guns in same turret was a good idea, they couldn't hit the broadside of a barn inside the thing...

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>>46552332
>posts a ship built 20 years later

come back when your power supply doesn't fail in the middle of a night action m8

>>46551127
Ahhh...good times that. I enjoyed many years of abusing the lemming effect on tab postings. It doesn't work as well with international debate I've found.

>>46552369
Sorta like those Deutschland and Vanguard write-ups. But Deutschland and Vanguard were able to resist, and it's been demonstrated in quest that not all of them share the same agenda.

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Anyways, I got a little KCQ related writeup ready to go when the thread ends today. Look out for DESTROYER DAD.

>>46552400
What kind of AR derivative is that?
Also
>Ski ramp
>Harriers
Wo is british?

>>46552415
Is it the one that's several thousand words and took months to write?

>>46552423
Hey, I didn't make the image.

>>46552425
That would be Ghost's writeup, I think.

>>46552409
You come back when you guns can hit in the same zip code of each other.

>>46552403
No, you outrank most junior officers as a starting nurse, right?

And the senior officers know that one day they will get hurt bad. And you will be looking down at them in the ER.

>>46552408
Those problems were sorted after the first few years. And considering the Bongs were the first ones to build a battleship under the treaty limitations (waaaay back in 1923), they did fine.

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>>46552409
That wasn't her fault ;w;

>>46552370
gross

>>46552403
How does the doctors tell higher ranking officers to fuck off and man up then?

>>46552466
You give them morphine first.

>>46552443

nope. Enlisted.

>>46552466
"Fuck off and man up"

>>46552436
I keep confusing Ghost with Merc dammit

shimakazefag pastebin where

>>46552447
You mean the undergun KVGs right?
That use light weight shells that did nothing to anything with a lick of armor?

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>>46552499
Don't forget the KVG's had two quad and two dual turrets instead of just going for four triples.

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>>46552492
Merc's grasp of english is shakier than Ghost's, and he advertises his quests if you give him half a chance.
Pretty easy ways to spot the difference.

>>46552482
Oh my bad.

I guess medics / paramedics have it even worse then.

>>46552532
Ghost is generally a bit angrier than Merc as well.

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Lewd.

>>46552527
>3 turrets

Hey, its missing the USS Arizona in ships in class.

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“Well well,” you say appraising. “You two are certainly looking chipper.”

“Yes, sir~” Harder almost sing-songs before he drains his drink - he seems to have brought his own cup, a nice big 64 ouncer from a gas station somewhere. “I'll be riiiiight back~” he says before trotting away, humming to himself.

You watch the manlet go for a few seconds, before swiveling your piercing gaze onto Naka. She's studying something in the middle distance, her pursed lips slipping into a sloppy little grin despite her best efforts.

You lean forward on your elbow, narrowing your squint. “What. Did you two. Do.”

Naka's grin curls upwards into a knowing little smile. “It'd be shorter to list what we didn't.”

Your eyebrow damn near soars off your face.

“A gentlemen never asks,” Naka says primly, “and a lady never tells.”

“You are no lady,” you point out, “and Manlet Mayhem over there is no gentleman. Spill.”

“Speaking of ladies that never tell,” Naka replies, “what about you and the Lady from AZ?”

You take a deep, long breath and let it out slowly. “Y'know what, Naka?”

“Hmm?” she asks, eyes bright with malevolent glee.

“You've had a hard time lately.”

“Yes,” she confirms with a solemn nod.

“And I've not made it any eas-”

“No, no you have not,” she says, deploying one of those Idol Pouts with such perfect, practiced delivery that you almost feel guilty.

“And it's high time something nice happened to you.”

She giggles. “Why the hell would anything nice ever happen to me?”

>>46552540
Medics and paramedics have in better because I'M FUCKING BLEEDING LIKE A PIG AND DYING HERE. SAVE ME.

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>>46552425
Nope, that's Ghost's fic. It's something like 80 pages long right now and still not finished!

Mine is ONLY about 25.

>>46552557
Cutest couple

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You glance both ways to check for eavesdroppers, then lean close to her. “The Chief of Naval Operations pretty much just ordered me to ring Arizona's bell.”

Naka stares at you for long, astonished heartbeats, her eyes widening and widening and widening as your amused snort, denials, gotchas or not-reallys *continue* to *not* come. And then, without any warning, she leaps onto her own chair with both feet, plants one little foot on the table itself, and empties her plastic cup of kool-aid right down her throat from two feet up. As the entire room takes the opportunity to get a good look up her skirt, she starts to giggle. By the time she drops into her chair (with an alarming whump-creak of complaining polymer,) she's giggling like mad. Hugging herself, she starts to twist back and forth with unrestrained glee, crossing her stockinged legs tightly lest she soil herself, so powerful is her mirth.

Despite being the butt of a rather distressing joke, you can't help but smirk. Just seeing her laugh, really *laugh* for the first time in god-knows-how long lifts a shadow you didn't know was there.

“Oh,” she says pleasantly. “Ooooh, my.” She's dabbing carefully at her eyes with a handkerchief, not letting a single tear land on her cheek - which is remarkably flesh-colored, all things considered.

“Makeup?” you ask quietly.

“Tons,” she whispers back, checking herself quickly in the mirror of her compact. “It's working, though.”

“Will it work for the concert?” you ask. “I mean, it's-”

>>46552527
Doesn't matter how many guns you have if you shells bounce every time.

Not that it matter if the ship they are on have not had any basic maintance in so long of a time that the crew can't even do hygrien things like taking a shower.

>>46552557
>It'd be a shorter list of what we didn't

I bet they haven't held hands

>>46552576

Piloting the chopper. "Uh, stop bleeding then."

>>46552580
clearly, you must write a 100 page story now.

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“Yeah,” she replies, looking a bit perturbed. “We're reworking it for a more gothic/metal theme, even though it clashes hard with my whole... thing. But we don't have a choice, really.” She pulls out her phone. “Mostly just my usual stuff with a metal remix - people always love those, and they wrote a few new songs in a hurry that work okay to fit the theme-” her “fingers” slide across the smooth glass screen a few times as she tries to unlock it, the GUI unresponsive to the hard metal talons tipping her fingers. She looks up abruptly, stuffing the phone into her skirt pocket again, and you suspect that the compact might be emerging again soon. Gazing off into the distance at Harder, (who's currently fencing the corgis for a few italian sausages using the tongs from the tray,) she swallows, curling her hands together in her lap, out of view below the table. “We... I mean, I...” The softness of her sigh is belied by the terrible jerking shudder that ripples through her slender frame. “I should be *better* now... right?”

You snort.

Naka's head whips around to stare at you, perplexed.

“Better?” You can't keep the shit-eating grin off your face. “Manlet Mojo over there snuck *into* a battle, in shallow goddamned water, because he couldn't stand the idea of something happening to you.” You clap a hand on her shoulder and shake her a little bit, heavy metal body and all. “He likes you, kid. *You.* The way you are right now. If you suddenly developed a sense of propriety I think he'd jump onto a pier.”

>>46552576
So what ranks do junior docs start at? Residents?

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>>46552587
>Despite being the butt of a rather distressing joke, you can't help but smirk. Just seeing her laugh, really *laugh* for the first time in god-knows-how long lifts a shadow you didn't know was there.
HELL YEAH BABY
HELL
FUCKING
YEAH

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She smiles at the table - a little. “Still look like a horrorshow, though.” A shake of her head. “Never really thought much about my appearance... never really had to. Hell, even the outfit comes back on its own, if you give it enough time.” She tugs at her orange dress self-consciously. “Same damn color every time, though. High-visibility, perfect for night battles.” She grins. “Well, we are speed bumps, so.” A frown, as she turns her hands over and over in her lap. “The one thing I never had to worry about was *looking* cute, even if the act killed me sometimes... and now I don't even have that.” Her chuckle is flat and lifeless.

“Uh. Huh.” You scoot closer and sling your arm around her shoulders, pointing with your finger to guide her eyes forward. Harder is not so much walking back to your table as he is gliding, his feet seeming to slide like a forward-motion moonwalk. He sees you pointing and doffs an invisible cap, a big, lazy smile on his face. “Honey, I might be a worn-out old cur, but once upon a time, I, too, ran from the Shore Patrol. I know a few things. And that kid? He just fucked the Princess of Beerland.”

“Or a Filipino hooker at Subic b-”

“Nnnno,” you say, moving your pointer finger a few feet to the left, where Hate has impaled at least seven jelly-filled donuts on an M-7 bayonet, like a pastry shiskebab. He dips the entire thing into his carafe of coffee, then begins to eat; a look of sultry and wicked satisfaction spreading across his face, the kind of face that implies evil laughter in one's head as accompaniment soundtrack. “THAT, there, is banged-ten-filipino-hookers.”

“Recognize it from your mirror?” she asks with a little giggle.

“I plead the fifth,” you say, straightening up. “Which means I assert my American right to close my goddamned mouth before I give you any more ammo.”

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Another grin - one with warmth, this time. “I imagine there's no shortage of girls around here that could give him that look. A lot of them are pretty sweet. And some of them are real lookers, too.”

You snort again. “Have you seen an *ugly* shipgirl?”

She blinks. “... I, uh... never really thought about that before-”

“Because you girls are, at least on some level, the essence of a sailors dreams~” you flutter your fingers in the air to illustrate.

Naka pulls her collar out and peers down at her modest chest with a frown. “Some dream.”

“And yet according to you, Arizona's got a hook in my mouth and the CNO's helping her reel it in,” you mutter. “There really is nothing that sailors can't bitch and moan about.”

Naka gives you a wicked little smile, conceding the game - for *now.* “Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

You cut your eyes towards Hate - who's currently lost in rapture, communing with the Donut - and pull a knife-hilt out from beneath your shirt.

“... I guess they really are bigger in America,” Naka mutters as she gets a look at the long sheath. You tucked it into your waistband before leaving your office, and it's been digging into your side ever since. “Is that a K-” you draw the rest of it out, all two feet of it. Naka's eyes widen. “A *big* one. That'swhatshesaid,” she swiftly adds before you can. “Okay, what's this about?”

You wink at her. “It's for Hate. But this is *half* a daisho.”

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>>46552636
>“Or a Filipino hooker at Subic b-”
>“THAT, there, is banged-ten-filipino-hookers.”
Oi.

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Realization dawns. Yep, there's that wicked glee sparkle again. “Oh. Ooooh. I think I know who can take care of this.”

“Sendai?”

“Jintsuu, actually.”

“JINTSUU!?”

“Jintsuu,” she confirms as she makes the sheathed weapon vanish somewhere in her frilly skirt. “Here he comes, look cool.”

Harder slides sidways into his seat, drifting it till it bumps against Naka's. “Hey.” He tilts his big cup upwards.

“Settle's gonna fuck Arizona,” she says matter-of-factly as he's halfway through. Harder surfaces with a sputter, staring at you in amazement.

“You little *shit,*” you growl.

“It's not over~” she singsongs, “till the skinny ship sings~”

[ ] You know, you really should address that whole issue of Arizona smacking Naka, right now - you plan to have a word with her later about that.

[ ] You should probably worry about this upcoming concert - you did kind of declare war on a bunch of hardcore Yakuza not so long ago, because you're prone to brilliant ideas like that.

[ ] Write-in vote, including mocking the QMs intellectual bankruptcy.

>>46552600
that's good advice

>>46552681
>[x] You know, you really should address that whole issue of Arizona smacking Naka, right now - you plan to have a word with her later about that.

>>46552681
>[ ] You know, you really should address that whole issue of Arizona smacking Naka, right now - you plan to have a word with her later about that.