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Hate's little pack of corgis are the first to notice the sound; a kind of polite purring that rolls down the sidewalk. They spring to their feet, flipping their muzzles up. Thirty-odd little white caps tumble through the air before landing squarely between sixty pricked ears. Covered and ready to rock, they watch the curve of the road intently as the purr approaches -

- and cock their heads curiously as the riding mower comes around the curve. Usually a destroyer girl on a riding mower would have them barking and farting for all they were worth, but there's something about the rider that gives even canines pause. The big, broad-brimmed Stetson covering Yuudachi's face is the first clue. The big coil of rope wrapped around her is the second. She tilts her head up to scan the sidewalk, squinting her eyes through shutter-shades - then she guns it past you and Hate, intent on her mission.

You're still looking at her retreating ride when you see Shimakaze strut past. She's hugging a big white metal canister to her chest; it looks vaguely like the bastard child of a milk bottle and a propane tank, and has some sort of mounting lugs on it.

Before you can quite finish processing that, you see Willie go past at high speed, her long, loud wail of horror undergoing doppler shift as she zips by on the sidewalk opposite. A few seconds later, you see -

“What the fuck is that?” Hate asks as something metallic, quadrupedal and fast rips by, hot on Willie's tail, its loud rattling racket fading as it turns the corner.

“... Big Dog?” you ask.

“You're a fucking riot. What WAS it?”

[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

Not first?

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.

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>>46573094
>[ ]PURSUE POI

WE MUST PROTECT THE CRAB

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573124
No. You are first.

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

Gotta protect the clumsy pseudo-daughter.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
What the hell is chasing our littlest DD?

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

and send the beleaguered Ensign to deal with
[x] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.

>>46573104
>[ X ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
We haven't given her enough attention lately.

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>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
Metallic quadrupedal things are dangerous and hilarious. We can go take a look to give time to Shimakaze to setup the disaster.

Whatever option wins, we all lose.

>>46573104

We'll go for poi, Hate has a gun and can deal with Willie.

And tell us about it later.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
I get the feeling that, while she's up to no good, it's the kind of no good that spreads quickly.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
>>46573175
There must be some mistake, I'm never first.

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>>46573168
Fuck crab. Karma is a bitch.

>>46573104
>[x] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good. Order hate to pursue Willie.

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
BigDog chasing Willie is pretty hilarious tho

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.

>>46573188
Also have Hate deal with Poi.

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573104
[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.

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Yeah, I'm just in time!

For those who are still curious, I've got a writeup going up later, so keep your eyes peeled!

[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

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>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
And make bets with Hate about which part of the base is going to blow up first.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
OK, this then send Hate to deal with Yuudachi, and the put upon Enisgn to deal with Shimakaze.

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>>46573104
>[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
shimakaze's got a JATO bottle, but she knows how to go fast. poi isn't going to hurt anyone we actually like.
i think willie's the only one who will actually need saving. bigdog has not been programmed with the concept of mercy.

>>46573104
[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

Willie being pursued by a fucking robot demands attention, lest she accidently start a Skynet uprising.

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
2 shipgirls getting into mischief vs 1 being chased by...something. I'd go for the more immediate threat.

>>46573222
Well, now you are.

There's always a moment you are first. Pray it is one you can live with.

>>46573104
>[x] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.
Gotta stop one mess from happening.

Hate can cover Willie. He and the Corgis should be capable of putting down whatever is after her.

Don't mind me, testing something

Here's the thing. Willie, bless her boiler, is incapable of not fucking things up. The fact that we haven't heard anything from her lately means that whatever the next fuck-up is, it's going to be BIG.

And being chased by Hellcow 2 sounds like just the kind of thing that could lead to said fuckup.

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

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>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
Crab deserves whatever he gets, the fag.
Besides, I want to know why that crazy fucking robot dog from those videos by that robot lab or whatever it was is chasing Willie.

>>46573104

[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573104
>[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit

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Aw yiss, shenanigans tiem.

>>46573227
Hey fuck you too buddy.

>>46573331
Didn't it get mentioned that the Nightmare of Solomon mode was Crab's everyday?

>>46573387
You might want to barricade your office and ready Thor, mate.

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>>46573104
[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.

bombs away

>>46573104
>[X ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
I want to see all three, but... I *gotta* see what got an LS3 chasing Willie. I also have a suspicion that Willie will manage to blunder into at least one of the other girls' hijinx...

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>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
Also, you guys don't need to worry about Yuudachi. Crab is too Gary Tsu to have any consequence.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Yuudachi. She's up to no good.

Maybe send hate after Willie though

>>46573387
I know you. Whatever's coming your way, deserving as it is... it ain't gonna work. You'll find a way, twist it on her head. And it'll be glorious. Do us proud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ&nohtml5=False
BigDog, you say?

>>46573104
[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

What would happen if they gave Sammy or Shimakaze Monster Coffee?

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>>46573104
>[x] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
Settle has had less exposure to the local mad scientist.

He needs more.

>>46573484
Oh wait, is that what it was?

Poor Willie. BigDog just wants to be useful and loved.

>>46573502
They would ask when you started canning their blood?

>>46573104
>[O] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573509
Shimakaze has enough exposure as it is, if you know what I mean.

>>46573104
[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

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>>46573509
Anybody care to explain why Asashio always has MEGA SIZE Acguy with her?

>>46573310
How the fuck are Hate and the Corgis going to put THIS down?! http://www.bostondynamics.com/robot_bigdog.html

On another note, Lieutenant, you need to train some of the corgis to play guitars and/or drums. Because "Hate and the Corgis" would be a fucking AWESOME name for a band.

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>>46573543
I do not. Tell me more.

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>>46573331
bigdog project was shelved ;_;
the weed whacker engine was way too loud, and the battery version was too weak.
RIP

>>46573104
[o] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573094
Is Essex still streaming, or did she succeed in shutting it off? Or did she do the unthinkable and storm off?

>>46573607
So what I don't get is that the bigdog is like a robotic packmule. Aside from feeding and watering and cleaning up after them in the stables and caring for them, why not just go to the natural version?

>>46573581
Think we just found Naka's new opening act.

>>46573285

You fucking know I'm more likely to see what the fuck she's up to and then just laugh, right?

>>46573674
Yup, and it will be glorious.

>>46573104
>open phone, camera app
>point to yourself
>"My name is Ryan Settle. Moments ago, I saw a destroyer riding a lawn mower with a rope pass by me. Then I saw a destroyer carrying an unidentified canister pass by me. Then I saw a destroyer fleeing from a quadrupedal robot pass by me.
I must now choose to face one of three possible flavors of bullshit, and whatever may happens then, let this be recorded: No matter how hard you try, shipgirls will always have One More Problem for you."
>Save
>proceed with winning vote

>>46573660
PETA, plus the fact that if a robotic mule gets a leg blown off by a landmine, you can just bolt a new one on. Harder to do with a natural one.

>>46573660
Ideally, a robot can be armored and treated more dangerously. Also doesn't get scared and can be ordered with precision.

>>46573674
you'd probably stop anyone from dying... probably

>>46573664
What about Hamp singing Dropkick Murphy's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc

>>46573104
[X] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573674
At her, or Crab?

>>46573660
That is exactly why. This is the reason that mechanized armies were hot shit during WW2. You didn't have to rely on unreliable biological instruments that required rest,food and other material that could be put into the War effort. This is why the Germans screwed up Barborossa because they simply worked their logistic arm to exhaustion

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>>46573660
boston dynamics were too busy making awesome robots to think of petty details like that

>>46573723
His job is to MAKE people die fuckwad.

>>46573701
...can we add this to the winning vote?

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Remember! Wormboats are dangerous for your health! The last thing we need is Settle to visit Dr. Gilgamesh!

UBW Good End when?!

>>46573727
He could be an intermission act. The traffic cone has to get some food and hydration to keep going for longer concerts, so he can keep the crowd entertained for a bit while she recharges.

>>46573701
Forgot to add
>record whatever happens next

Because at some point you'll need to make an instructional video for How To Deal with Shipgirl Bullshit and this will be your answer.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.
>>46573509
Yes! More mad scientist.

[x] Go home, and drink until you forget everything that's happened since you arrived.

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>>46573784
>Shokaku not being Sakura
>Rin not being the Higgins

What fucking shitty comparison is this?

>>46573104
[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

Send Hate after Shimakaze; JATO rockets are not toys.

>>46573104

>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.
>[] Have Hate check on Shimakaze

Willy is Willy. She needs saving.

Hate can keep Shimakaze from destroying the base. Granted we are doing so by putting a Marine and a Kerbal in the same room, so it will only be a temporary fix.

>>46573784
Wow they're not even similar.

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>>46573820
This is the future that we chose, anon.

It is already too late.

We could be fucking Shokaku sideways right now, but you didn't listen.

>>46573799
>He could be an intermission act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

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>>46573818

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>>46573784
Nice comparisons there, ace.

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>>46573848
>Kerbal
>Shimakaze
Suddenly everything makes sense.

>>46573104
>[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

Captcha is botes

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573885
WAY TOO MODEST FOR HER. Also, wouldn't the bunny ears and long flowing hair add drag? Like why late war American aircraft tended not to have camouflage painted onto them?

>>46573104
>You're still looking at her retreating ride when you see Shimakaze strut past. She's hugging a big white metal canister to her chest; it looks vaguely like the bastard child of a milk bottle and a propane tank, and has some sort of mounting lugs on it.
Can't imagine Shimakaze is up to any good with a RATO bottle.

>>46573502
SPEED MADE MANIFEST

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>>46573784
So that means Shoukaku has the best route.

>>46573784
Shit analysis there desu.

>>46573929
Those aren't armor, silly.

>>46573104
>To hell with it. It'll probably turn out alright. Let's go check on the new arrivals before they inevitably screw somethings up.

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>>46573929
I assume the lack of "armor" has the more significant impact here.

>>46573502
Nah, give them Black Blood of the Earth, then sit back and watch the fireworks.

>>46573784
I don't get it?
How are they similar?

>>46573946
>planefag accidentally opened up a Fleet End

Well, he kinda asked for this to happen.

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>>46573975
>GN Particles

Sorry for the long delay, everyone. Just got some surprising news that an aunt of mine has died.

Votes called!

>>46573104
>[ ] Pursue Shimakaze. She's up to worse.

Crab says he can look after himself, I'm happy to let him. Feel a bit bad about bailing on Willie though.

>>46573104
>[x] Pursue Willie. You just gotta see this shit.

>>46573972
Not just that, the drag from the paint caused the airplanes to fly a thousand, two thousand feet lower than they could otherwise and took off ten knots of speed. If her configuration truly was optimized for speed, she wouldn't wear the bunny ears or have long flowing hair. Also, my condolences to you planefag.

>>46574013
>Just got some surprising news that an aunt of mine has died.
Shit dude, I'm sorry for your loss.

>>46574013
>>46573623

>>46574013
Shit, my condolences.

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>>46574013

>>46574013
Sorry to hear that, boss.

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SOON

>>46573941
That's why we should have Hate keep an eye on her. Sure it won't keep her out of trouble, but it would increase the chances of whatever she's up to working. And hopefully reduce the repair bill afterwards.

>>46574013
Oh man. I'm sorry for your loss planefag.

>>46574013
Damn, that's never pleasant news to receive all of a sudden.

>>46574013
Dude, you're on a roll lately. Condolences.

>>46573701
>>46573104

Seconding, this has to go in the next update

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>>46573701

desu senpai

>>46574065

Who the fuck is Shirou?

Don't fucking say 'you are' or I swear to every god there is I'll stab you in the fuckind dick.

>>46574037
Planes are orders of magnitude lighter, smaller and weaker in terms of horsepower than a ship. It's a meaningless comparison.

>>46574177
You're cousin.

>>46573905
>Suddenly everything makes sense.

I should note that, at the moment, this comparison is *extremely* apt.

>>46574177
>Who the fuck is Shirou?
Some anime character, the guy who posted the pic couldn't be fucked to swap "Shirou" for "Hate".

>>46574013
My condolences, man.

>>46574177
A redhead who knows that people die when they are killed.

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>>46574177
Hate, he is your FATHER.

>>46574013
When it rains, it pours. My sincere condolences, Demetrious.

>>46574177
Someone who know's that just because you're correct doesn't mean you are right.

A true philosopher with a sword fetish.

>>46574205

Nonsense! Shimmy is just...

Who the hell am I kidding. She's a slender, blonde Kerbal.

>>46574283
>Who the hell am I kidding. She's a slender, blonde Kerbal.

And what's the first rule of Kerbal Space Program?

>>46574013
Well hell.

If you want to cut things short I think everyone would understand

>>46574177
Essex's brother.

>>46574013
Well that sucks. Feel free to tame as long as you need. Family comes first.

>>46574301
Add more rockets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jMb4CfRgs

>>46574205
>>46574283
>>46574301

Oh God.

JEBEDIAH NO!

>>46573799
i mean, she doesnt breathe, or probably eat, or probably drink, so

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>>46574177
Hahahahaha OH WOW

>>46574301
Add more boosters and try again!

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>>46574316
>Add more rockets?

YES.

>>46574347
>Sekkou Boys
Your taste is ayt

>>46574241

No, my father is...

You know what naw fuck you we ain't talkin about my family. Except, apparently, Yams. Just so you faggots know, she thinks you guys are fucking hilarious.

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>>46573848
>>46573905
>>46574205
>>46574283
So does this mean Shimakaze is going to learn rocket science?

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>>46574301
Get Jeb stuck in Eve?

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>>46574301
strut your stuff?

>>46574368
IT'S TIME.

RING UP JEB KERBAL, WE'RE GOING TO THE MUUN.

>>46574205
If it don't work, add more struts.

>>46574377
Oh dear, you've actually exposed her to this wretched hive of scum and villainy?

Heaven wept.

>>46574283
I thought kerbals are just retardedly suicidal

I mean all those failed space launches

>>46574368
So we shouldn't be asking what Shimakaze is doing with a RATO bottle.

We should be asking what she's doing with all the OTHER RATO bottles.

>>46574402
>>46574421

def. the #2 after add more boosters, I swear to fuck. even after aero. just strut it.

>>46574438

fucking christ no. I tell her second hand shit. "Then this pack of fags said this fucking shit, then I called them queers, then we broke out"

>>46574334
She has to breath to talk, dumbass. The other functions haven't disappeared either, or at least it seems like they haven't.

That kinda thing seems like something that Wain would probably make a big deal over.

Shit, even capital A abyssal seem to need to eat, if Erry and Terry are any indication.

>>46574377
>exposing Yams to us
HEY YAMATO, JUST FUCK THE DUMBASS ALREADY

>>46574439
All Kerbals are possessed of a singular need.

A Need... For Speed.

They're goddamn Orks.

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>>46574443

NICE

>>46574013
...Condolences for your loss.

>>46574469
*"and then we made out"

FTFY

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>>46574377
We're sorry he doesn't get it Yamato.
We'll keep trying though.

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>>46574493
They lack a shade of red.

>>46574469
I read that as WE MADE OUT

>>46574493
I thought they were creative gremlins?

>>46574469
Oh, thank Christ. The last thing she needs is this environment.

>>46574484
>>46574511
And the lack of reading comprehension can't be good for anyone.

>>46574493

Look, man, it was a fuckin toss up between "FOR THE EMPEROR" and fucking WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH when I was in freefall over sunda, ok? fuckin, orks iz best, you fuckin trackin?

Some good news, the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed. Unsurprisingly she was a victim of her own batshit insanity as well, so, poetic justice. So I'm not TOO torn up, but there will be Family Talks and shit going on in the background that I will try to ignore.

>everyone votes for Willie

Your deliberate choice to ignore scenarios with a more immediate risk of disaster and property damage in favor of protecting the daughteru has been noted. Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.

>>46574528
>>46574534
They are green, though.

So yeah, ORKS.

>>46574558
'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! WAAAGHHH!!

ORKS WUZ MADE FOR FIGHTIN' AND WINNIN'!

>>46574583
Cheers.

>>46574583
>Your deliberate choice to ignore scenarios with a more immediate risk of disaster and property damage in favor of protecting the daughteru has been noted. Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.
Wait, you mean we did GOOD?

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>>46574583
HELL YEAH BABY

>the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed
Not sure if I should take my condolences back.

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dis gon b gud

>>46574583
Like I said, delegate someone else to deal with the rest.

>>46574607
It happens. Sometimes.

... Is there a Blue Moon out?

>>46574583
So nothing much of value was lost? Then keep truckin'.

>>46574583
I know it's impolite to ask, but I just gotta know. HOW?!

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>>46574605
BUT DA RED ONEZ GO FAZZZTAAHH, BOZZ!

>>46574583
Daughterus are important. You don't just leave your daughteru hanging like that.

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>>46574583
>Your deliberate choice to ignore scenarios with a more immediate risk of disaster and property damage in favor of protecting the daughteru has been noted.

To be fair, Hate can handle Shimakaze, Settle can handle the situation with Willie, and Poi... well, Poi is poi.

>>46574583
The other two didn't seem as immediately pressing as much as instances of "I've seen enough around her that I don't find these weird anymore," so it was an easy choice.

anyone have the link to the naka tiem archive?

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>>46574468
>just strut it.
As long as you don't use cheap outsources struts.

>>46574654
GREEN IZ BEST, YA GROT! YA ADD RED WHEN YOUZ GOT ENUFF GREEN FIRST!

>>46574667
I wanted to send Ensign butt monkey to deal with Poi.

>>46574667
I've got a whole role of Cherry scented scratch n sniff stickers, I don't need his help for this.

>>46574583
>Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.
Them daughterus 'ain't gonna protect themselves.
>the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed. Unsurprisingly she was a victim of her own batshit insanity as well.
Well, you reap what you sow.

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>>46574693
There's never enough green for you, xenoscum

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Landships when?

>>46574583
>Some good news, the aunt that died was a crazy bitch who got my uncle and her own husband killed.

wait what

>Unsurprisingly she was a victim of her own batshit insanity as well, so, poetic justice.

...Still a loss of life, so my condolences still stand - as far as words on a screen typed up by some random individual who knows how far away can count for.

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WELL GUYS.

I am thinking of which destroyer to do next for DESTROYER DAD, but there's so damn many of them!

Current short list is:

>Yuudachi
>Akebono
>Ushio
>Or whoever!

So who do you guys wanna see next?

>>46574745
USS PORTER! DD-356!

>>46574700
Problem is said ensign is apparently Sendai's boytoy now, thus damage to him is slightly more...problematic than before.

>>46574745
>Ushio
Not enough cutest and lewdest destroyer around.

>>46574745
What is DESTROYER DAD?

>>46574745
Always go with Kusobono

>>46574767
When?

>>46574745
SHIRANUI

>>46574745
murakumo

>>46574745
Shimakaze.

Rex is Air Force, you know she's just itching to pick his brain or beg for a ride in a jet.

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>>46574683
;_;

>>46574683
>Someday, when the time comes for me to sink, please be alongside me until the end. That would be my final wish.

>implying sinking is inevitable

FUCK THAT
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>>46574702
You sure that will work this time? Even dogs can eventually work out the difference between bullshit and reality - using the same gimmick over and over again may eventually end up with unfortunate consequences.

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>>46574745
kusobono

>>46574013
You seem oddly happy.

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>>46574813
I'm still waiting for Ugly and his sister to show up, to be honest.

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>>46574781
http://pastebin.com/f4gz3sH6

This right here!

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>>46574745
IT'S TIME FOR SHIT

>>46574800
As of last night's session, if Naka-poster is to be believed.

>>46574583
>Planefag has judged you, and found you wise.
broken clocks, twice a day and all that.

>>46574745
>>Akebono
it would be hilarious

>>46574745
>shitty o'clock

>>46574745
>Akebono
Good luck with this one Merc.

>>46574848
Take the Duckies out for a meal.

>>46574745
Never mind, Ushio then.

>>46574848
Is it shit?

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>>46574745
abukuma bullying is fine too

>>46574853
My computer crashed towards the beginning of the second thread, so yeah.

>>46574013
Christ, ANOTHER dead relative? This must be an Abyssal plot.

>>46574852
That's what I get for not pasting my choice.
>Akebono

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>>46574745
In order of importance
>Akebono
That story behind the rescue operation... I want to know it.
>Yuudachi
How to boil a crab
>Shimakaze
Pull some strings, get her in a SR-71

>If a surface-to-air missile launch was detected, the standard evasive action was simply to accelerate and outfly the missile

>Maybe Shiratsuyu?

>>46574882
Read it and find out for yourself.

>>46574882
Nah it's fine.

>>46574745
Yuudachi

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>>46574848

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“A robot, you god damn cockgobbling asshole!” you snap as you leap into the SUV. Hate yanks the back door open and slings himself in with his hands gripping the top doorframe, leaving room for the corgis to swarm in beneath his dangling feet. “Just because they put a globe on your goddamn uniform doesn't mean the world revolves around Marines!” Stomping the accelerator, you send the SUV screeching backwards out of its parking spot. You remember to punch the button on the console to disable traction control just in time, then spin the wheel hard left while stomping your foot on the parking break, swinging the nose around in a sharp J-turn.

“WAT,” Hate demands from the back seat. You ignore him, as you're busy with all hands and feet; disengaging the brake, shifting into forward drive and flooring the accelerator. Smashing the unfamiliar console beneath your left hand you start trying to lower your driver's side window, succeeding at last in getting it down. Flicking your eyes at the rearview mirrors shows a harried Hate desperately trying to wrap himself in two safety belts while little wagging Corgi ends cram into every window, piling atop one another to get their heads out in the windstream. You take the corner hard, jerking the wheel hard left, then right to powerslide around, keeping your nose lined up with the long downhill straightaway you know's coming up. Sure enough, you spot Willie and her metallic pursuer.

You floor it.

>>46574745
ARASHI! I'd imagine that she is a lot like Shigure considering she was responsible for the sinking of the Kido Butai at Midway.

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The SUV accelerates like a leaden sled - but now it's a leaden sled on greased rails heading straight downhill. You're gaining on them fast when Willie cuts left, across the road, trying to climb up a brick retaining wall that's holding back the hilly slope the road was cut through. With one foot on the brakes, the other on the e-brake and the third downshifting the engine, you manage to come to a screaming, smoking halt near enough to Willie that she looks up at you with desperate hope.

The robotic dog comes galloping around the end of your SUV, and with a sudden flash of horror -

- you see that it is armed.

[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!
[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!
[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574949
>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!

>>46574868
This too, if they're back.

Hell, even host an on-base BBQ. All personnel invited, and all that involves. Have a few extra bulls nearby for when the carriers (especially Akagi) show up, though.
>>46574894
Ever since planefag's started this quest, shit's been going wrong for him.

>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
I'm not sure what's the precise difference between flotilla attack and doggy chase the stick but I guess both involve the corgis?

>>46574949
>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574949
IT'S A UNMANNED GEAR.

>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

FUCK IT, IT MIGHT WORK!

>>46574949
>[X] RAMMING SPEED

CAR FU STRONK

>>46574949
>[X] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

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>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
>CROWS
>on a semi-automated drone
Goddamit R&D, what the hell were you thinking?!

>>46574949
>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

BOUNCE EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKERS

>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
Can never go wrong with dog jokes.

>>46574949
>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

>>46574949
>With one foot on the brakes, the other on the e-brake and the third downshifting the engine
Does that mean Settle is hung as fuck and harder than diamonds?

>>46574949
>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

Another long delay for a short update. I really do apologize. One thing after another tonight, it's made it very hard to focus. Thank Christ it's a Saturday night so I can stay up a bit later and make sure we get through everything.

We WILL be doing the baking/date tonight, all the way through, god damn it! And that write-in!

>>46574949
>[X] RAM IT

SPACEBATTLES REPRESENT!

>>46574949
>[x] FLOTILLA ATTACK!

CORGIS.

ATTACK!

>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574949
>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!

>>46574949
[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574949
[X} Crazy Ivan!

>>46574996

He just has three feet. Still only two legs.

>>46574949
>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

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>>46575005
>We WILL be doing the baking/date tonight, all the way through
mfw

>And that write-in!
AH SHIT. IT'S MARE ISLAND ISN'T IT?

>>46575034
Oh right, forgot the cane.

>>46575005
>We WILL be doing the baking/date tonight, all the way through, god damn it!
>And that write-in!
The "Call Mare Island" one?

>>46574583
Only speak good of the dead. She's dead. Good.

>>46574949
[x] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46575041
>AH SHIT. IT'S MARE ISLAND ISN'T IT?

Mare Island indeed, but also the one about recording a testimonial about shipgirl shenanigans bullshit!

>>46574949
>[x] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!
megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost

wait, aw fuck. this is one of speedbutt's rensouhou experiments, isn't it?

>>46575028
We're not evading, you mongrel! We're engaging!

>>46574745
>Yuudachi

>>46574949
>[X] FLOTILLA ATTACK!
RDML Settle's in the danger zone here, guys! ALL IN, PROTECT THE ADMIRAL

>>46574979
>>46575006
We've stopped, though.

>>46574949
>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46575005
>baking/date
420 lay smoke screens

>>46574949
[o] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46575005
>nearing the end of the date
>sexual tension between Settle and Arizona at maximum
>suddenly, a phone call
>Hey there, it's Higgins

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>>46574949
>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46575072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GeisRaias

>>46574949
>[x] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

>>46575005
Don't write checks you might not be able to cash.

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>>46575063
>Only speak good of the dead. She's dead. Good.

>>46575005

Go get your sister alcohol.

>>46575114
Then Settle has to continue talking while Arizona unzips his fly

>>46575114
>>suddenly, a phone call
>>Hey there, it's Higgins
If that happens then I vote that we find hate and give him the phone.

Then fuck Arizona up the ass.

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>>46574949
>dat robot
WE'RE DEAD, WE'RE ALL DEAD

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Reminder that today is Sakawa's launch day (eg. birthday).

Everybody post Sakawa.

>>46575063
>Only speak good of the dead. She's dead. Good.

True story. My mother's out grocery shopping one day in Dearborn, when some people go by wearing all black, burquas and everything. A little old greek lady leans against my mother, all conspiratorial-like, and she goes, "Huh. Turks. Looks like one of 'em died. GOOD!"

My other one was when my father boarded a bus in dDetroit and listened to two little old Greek ladies ripping into everyone on the bus based on appearances (they took my father for a Jew, because he had a big nose.) When he disembarked, he wished them a good day - in Greek - and strolled off grinning like a lunatic.

Best one had to be my grandmother on my flemish side, though - family wedding, an unrelated friend of the groom's family was standing behind her. She was a very handsome woman, so this guy was going on in great detail about what he'd do to her in bed; all in Flemish, of course. After letting this go on for a long while she turns around with a little smile and says "thank you, kind sir, for your kind comments." He sat across from her at dinner and couldn't bring himself to meet her eyes.

Ethnic families, man. Save me.

>>46574949
>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!
Man I am tempted to steal that picture.

>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
Fetch

>>46575117

if you hadn't posted dogedance, I would have. I love that fucking gif. cracks me up errytime

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>>46575143
Go on...

Daily reminder that Ryuujou has been out and about on the base for days now and we've never even spoken to her once.

>in b4 Hate has been talking to her and she's been passing along the grapevine

>>46575162
>joysticks

wat

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>>46575163
You have a very interesting bloodline, boss.

>>46575214
>JOYstick
Ribbed for her pleasure.

>>46574949
[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574949
>[ ] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

When in doubt, chuck your underlings at it.

>>46575214
Fight sticks are Superior.

>>46574949
>[X] FLYING CRIPPLE BOUNCES METALLIC MARINE!

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Welp it looks like we've got a winner!

Get ready for some really shitty helicopter flying!

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>>46575163
WEW LAD

>>46574949
[x] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

>>46574583

Ooh, that sounds a bit like my grandma, poisonous evil dragon that she is. All honey and sweet words, just timed to cause pain in the people who hear them. She may been a factor in two of her siblings committing suicide, in one case by telling her sister that her husband had cheated on her for decades. The one relative I have where I wouldn't shed a tear if someone called to tell me she was gone.

(the entire maternal line of my family is nuts in one way or the other. Great grandma was a paranoid delusional, grandma is mastermind type, mom went seriously chuunibuyo after she turned 50, my elder sister manage to convince herself (and a court, fuck them very much) that she had been raped in a bunch of places that were completely impossible (like the top of the steel bunk bed she shared with me...), and my younger sister married a nazi - not a skinhead - twice her own age after a serious of successively older boyfriends that were all disasters. She's apparently very happy though.)

>>46574949
[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

No idea what the best option is, but being openly hostile to a robot with a gun just sounds like a bad idea.

>>46575243
>not slaving that button under the really neat red flip-up mollyguard on your X-52 Pro to your Final Spell Card
>not shouting EAGLE SEVEN - FOX THREE! when you make danmaku release

fucking casual

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>>46575205
quest already has enough flat characters desu

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>>46575141
Do you need some battleships?

>>46575254
>Don't cut the torque, you shitty chair force pilot!

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>>46575254
That apron pattern makes it look like she is concealing a boner.

>>46575283
MY FELLOW X-52 PRO USER! I APPROVE.

>>46574949
[X] RAM IT

>>46575090
Unless they've made some truly revolutionary breakthroughs in robotics, they should easily reach Sufficient Velocity even from a standing start. BigDog is barely able to recover from a simple kick.

>>46575293

Absolutely. I also need motivation to write. Got any of that, bronon?

>>46575293
>battleship

>>46574949
>[X] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK

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>>46575283
>touhou with flight sticks
That's quite something buddy

>>46575163
Meanwhile the most my family has for diversity besides a bunch of white southerners is a Mormon, a bong from Manchester, and a Cuban.

At least the 8 of us that are vets get to swap stories.

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>>46575283
>filthy secondary talking down others on spellcards

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>>46575162
And in celebration of this CLady's birthday, we made a cake for her!

>>46575214
It's Konichi's particular trait for the Aganos and Yuubari. Made to somewhat resemble battleships, I guess.
Meanwhile Konishi's Nagaras have the guns mounted directly on the arms like oversized wristcuffs.

>>46575322
Don't trample on their dreams. Heh.

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>>46575283
>playing your 2hu with a wagglestick
the steering wheel underhive is real

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>>46575339

True. I don't even play touhou. I play games far superior, so I needn't soil myself with 2hu games to speak about them. When you need to read a literal textbook to properly play touhou, then you can lecture me.

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>>46575359
Is that an actual warning in Japanese train stations?

>>46575205
She got traded to the Abyssal base for Hoppou panty shots

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>>46575254

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>>46575342
the wristguns are extra silly

>>46575344

CAREFUL PRESTON

okay okay enough bantz votes called, looks like we've got'em all

>>46574949
>[ ] DOGGY CHASES THE STICK
Distract the BigDog! Then we need to find out what's going on here, and who armed it.

>>46575283
>X-52 Pro
>Not HOTAS Warthog.

Planefag confirmed for pleb tier tastes.

>>46575378
I remember when we used to talk about dogfighting techniques and tactics in-between updates in AWiY.

Good old days.

Probably should remove my Nostalgia Goggles. There we go.

Okay, it happened once.

>>46575411

do you have ANY idea what those motherfuckers cost? heeeeeeeeebus

>>46575254
Top Kuso

>>46574949
>[ ] FLOTILLA ATTACK!
Let's see if the little fuckers launch their torpedoes in THIS Flotilla Attack, or if they're as recalcitrant as in RtW...