>>46696515
>>CLASH!
IT IS TIME.

>>46696515
>>CLASH!
Show him the power of JUSTICE!

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>>46696515
>>CLASH!
Piping hot and ready
http://pastebin.com/yAGNxbPU

>>46696515
>>CLASH!
JUSTICE!

>>46696605
Many keks had, American. Glory forever onto you, and may the flag fly high in your name.

>>46696605
American, you are our greatest hero that we needed

>>46696614
>>46696605
>>46696560
>>46696549

You throw a fist out, a heat wave surging from the knuckle towards your enemy. He charges shoulder-first at you and spins with a flourish, white claws shooting from his fist and slicing through the projectile as he barrels at you.

"Gonna take more than parlor tricks to beat me!" He shouts, continuing his charge as she drops down into a slide, his kick knocking you off your balance and to the ground. With a foot right between your breasts, he stabs downwards at your face, the claws scraping your helmet and burying into your flesh.

You barely let your verbal reaction to the pain slip through your teeth, but the cut is obvious and you can tell his lips are practically curling beneath his costume.

>cont.

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>>46696649
>>46696689
Aw thanks.

>>46696821
Helps dealing with the stress that DS3 is brings to me
Fuck the deep cathedral [\spoiler]

>>46696804
He stabs downwards again, but you can't be caught with the same trick twice. You grab his wrist and twist it back up, as he groans in response. Curling your pelvis around one of his legs, you grab at the stomach of his costume and pull down, rolling with the pull so that you end up on top of him, ready to start pummeling.

Reeling back your fist to wind up, you slam him with the force of four knuckles, a quartet of burns adorning the cheek of his face now. You decide to give it an encore with the left, leaving it symmetrical with scars.

"You think this is funny!? That you can stroll up to me like you're my equal and show off? Well you're not! You're just a scumbag who wants to get off on the idea of his strength!" You shout at him.

"Better that than I fancy myself a hero, instead of an anarchist who wants to break the system." Ivory practically scoffs, despite the obvious pain he's in.

>"What did you just call me!?"
>"Shut your goddamn mouth!"
>Reflect on that.
>Write-in.

>>46697041
>>"Shut your goddamn mouth!"
I really like Ivory.

>>46697041
>>Reflect on that.
Mmh morality

>>46697067
You're not allowed to.

Get outta my thread.

/s

>>46697041
>>"Shut your goddamn mouth!"
*Pummeling Justice Intensifies*

>>46697107
I'll like him all I want. I'll suck his tiger dick all I want.

>>46697041
>>Reflect on that.
While punching him of course.

>>46697067
>>46697136
You slam a fist directly on his nose, hearing a sickening crunch as you do so. He cries out in pain, clutching it, but you grant him no such respite as you tear his palms away and lift him up by the scruff of his neck.

"I'll be a fucking anarchist instead of what this city calls 'heroes'. No one who lets crime happen can be called that!" you say, throwing a fist at his stomach. He winces in accordance, coughing and sputtering.

"Funny...why has the city accepted them, and yet it barely knows you?" He says. You can see the slightest vision of his eyes behind the mask, an inhuman yellow. "I think you like the idea of how strong the Phoenix makes you, but you really don't like the recognition you don't get."

"Shut up!" You say, throwing him down to the ground.

"You just want some kind of legacy to look back on with pride--you just want the fame." He says, as he dissipates into a white mist as the battlefield is engulfed in dense fog.

"What the hell are you doing!?" You shout out, but it reverberates around you like you're in an echo chamber.

Ivory's laugh rings out, thousands of times louder now.

"What? Did Daddy never hug you? Mommy have a drinking problem?" he mocks, as a silhouette of him flickers in the distance.

You pant, suddenly feeling the weight of exhaustion fall on you like the greatest burden in the world. Still, you stumble towards his image, hurling a punch.

It fades before you even land the blow.

"What are you doing? Where the fuck are you!?" You shout out, glancing all around you. Your bruised eye makes this much more difficult.

>cont.

>>46697343

"Me? I'm somewhere you'll never be--the top. The best." His sick, haughty laughter rings out, but this time it's right in your head--smack dab between your ears in your brain. You slam against your helmet, trying to get it out by force.

"Shut up! Just shut the fuck up!" you stumble, tripping over a root obscured by the mist. Ivory's mirage appears again before you. Then another just beside it. And another.

They spread out infinitely around you, the misty area becoming impossibly dense with the image of your enemy. You grit your teeth, throwing yourself to your feet and crying out.

"IVORYYYYYY!"

Fire dances at your feet and begins to spread out in a circle, with his illusions disappearing as soon as it reaches them. Still, you seem no closer to hitting the real one. It's only when you hear a new voice break the spell that you snap back to reality.

"Rob! For fuck's sake, get away from the gas tanks! The fire--"

Your head whips around, ignoring the possibility of Ivory still being in the area. Instead, you see a gas station, one you must've ignored on the way over, as fire spreads towards it.

YOUR fire.

"No, no, no no no!" you say to yourself, starting to run over.

>cont.

>>46697429
Oh crap.

>>46697429
You stumble helplessly, realizing the fire is spreading too quickly before it'll hit the tanks. Your chest heaves as you realize your mistake...

And a green flash of wind bursts by, quickly grabbing the man called Rob as the backwind blows out the fires. An all-too familiar ally deposits the man safely on the streets near his friend who cried out, and glances over to the gas station, shoulders shrugging in relief.

You walk over to Makoto, not sure what to make of anything--what to say of yourself.

"Yuk--Vanquish?" She asks, her voice once more obscured by the technology of the Vanguard costume. "Don't tell me you--"

"No! No, I mean...not intentionally. I...what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be, erm..." you sputter, mind racing and talking before you think.

She looks quizzically at you, even with the mask on. "I'm a hero too, you know. I was just on patrols when I heard the call, and so I ran in--I just had no idea you would be around. What were you doing all the way in the middle of the city? Just...what the hell happened here?"

You look back at the park, seeing the scorches of your tussle with Ivory, with no sign of the man himself. Trees splintered, grass dying or scuffed up, and debris scattered everywhere.

This wasn't a battle with a supervillain, this was a battle for your ego and emotions that almost had victims.

>Tell her the truth.
>Fib.
>Write-in.

>>46697577
>>Tell her the truth.
Truth is justice

>>46697577
>>Tell her the truth.
Time to get chewed out.

Nice dubs.

>>46697577
>>Tell her the truth.
We value the Truth, unmitigated, unshaded.

>>46697577
>Tell her the truth.

She derserges to know, right Onee-sama?

Onee-sama, I have a cast on my foot! I broke it and now I'm in bed at my house, and my girlfriend is taking care of me and she said that that I'm acting funny because I was sedated earlier but I don't believe her, do you believe her Onee-sama, because I don't believe her, and I don't believe her.

>>46697577
>>Tell her the truth.

>>46697664
That sounds rather painful, like playing DS3 and getting invade by two red phantoms

>>46697664
Oh, now Imouto is here. Too bad Angry had shit come up.

Also, how did you break your foot?

>>46697606
>>46697610
>>46697657
>>46697664

"Makoto--full honesty is what we agreed upon, yes?" You say, already wincing from how this conversation is going to steer.

Hurricane nods. "Of course! Anything going on between us ought to be known--we're lovers, not strangers. I...I hope you know that I'd tell you anything I know as soon as I could, and that I hope you do the same."

You sink, depressing slightly from your full height at that. She really was too good for you.

"Makoto, I have...a rival of sorts."

"A rival!? What, from the Peacekeeper's!? Oh, let me at them! Let me show them not to mess with my girlf--" You interrupt her with a tap to where her mouth would be.

"He's a rogue party, but he's like me. Another Avatar. We had a fight here in the park, because I talked with Paragon, and I got so angry...so...so seething that he could stand to let all this bad happen for this false security! We fought, me and Ivory Moon--that's his name. We fought here, and he...he did things that messed with my mind, and in my anger...I lit that fire with my powers. I almost killed a man by proxy."

Makoto pauses, but presses a button on the side of her helmet so that the visor lifts. Her eyes are as inviting as she can make them, and she hugs you.

"Oh, Yukari...I'm sorry. I'm a little upset about not hearing about this Ivory earlier, but that's nothing compared to what he did to you. He...he just sounds like a big bully! He was trying to trick you into hurting other people, probably!"

"You think so?" You glance up at her, your hands reaching around her waist to pull yourself closer.

"Yeah! He must be jealous of you, and you being cool and an awesome Avatar! Meanwhile, he has to do sneaky things to MAKE you look bad, because he knows you're a good hero! What a massive jerk!"

She lowers her visor and affectionately whaps your shoulder. "I heard about some drug kingpins taking in shipments from the Yakuza by the docks, wanna come with?"

>"Sure."
>Decline.
>Write-in.

>>46697865
>>"Sure."
"Just give me a minute to rest up."

>>46697865
>>"Sure."
Time for some Justice

>>46697865
>>"Sure."
But first, where did you hear about this?

>>46697750
I wish I had DS3! But right now I can't play it even if I had it! Ugh!

>>46697754
Onii-chan can't be here? That's too bad!
I don't remember how I broke it right now, it's pretty hard to think, but I'm pretty sure I fainted though!

Also, it feels both weird and nice to be carried to the bathroom by my now overprotective gf. I feel so loved!

Onee-sama, notice me!

>"Sure"

This is a non-update post to say that Homestuck's ending sucked ass.

That's all. Also, gonna take a 10-15 minute shower break at sometime this thread.

>>46697865
>"Sure."

I heard Yakuza, time for some appropriate music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpNz-xx_sCo

>>46697984
>Homestuck ended
Wait, what? I thought the creator was dragging his fucking feet like molasses through that whole shit.

>>46698020
Nah man it ended a couple days ago.

>>46698070
Well, never bother reading it before, not going to bother now that's done.

>>46697959
Its much more harder then DS2. I am currently fighting the urge at breaking the controller
>>46697990
Which was your favorite Yakuza?
>>46697984
See you when you come back

>>46698020
Nah, 4/13/16, 7 years to the day that it started.

>>46697990
>>46697959
>>46697944
>>46697906
>>46697891

You smile. She knows you do love beating down bad guys as a kind of stress reliever.

"Sure. Just gimme a moment to get my wits about me, okay...?" You ask, using her to support yourself as you get up to your full height slightly above her.

"Take all the time you need." She says, resting her head on your chest.

It'd be a sweet moment, if you both didn't look like cosplayers who were planning a weekend one-night stand.

"How did you hear about this, exactly?" You ask, petting her head...er, helmet.

"Oh! Um...I miiiiight have beaten it out of some informants while looking for dirt on the Peacekeeper's, and decided it would be a fun dateeeeee?" She says, looking up innocently at you.

You pat her helmet affectionately. "You always know just what to do. Best girlfriend, or best girlfriend?"

"Best girlfriend, the second one!"

You smile down at her and then look down the street, which descends into a hill going out to the bay.

"How are we going to make it there in time, exactly?"

Hurricane separates from you and bends over slightly, pointing a thumb at her back.

"Hop on! I'm pretty strong, and unless you weigh more than I think you do, it's okay!"

Ignoring the dig at your ambiguous weight, you weigh (heh) the options.

>Ride your girlfriend. (Heh.)
>Get a ride instead.
>Write-in.

>>46698180
>>Ride your girlfriend. (Heh.)
Heh.

>>46698180
>>Ride your girlfriend. (Heh.)
If only Angry was on he would love this

>>46698138
I found DS2 really easy. Didn't die once until the Smelter Demon? I'm glad it's harder!

>>46698127
Never read it either.

>>46698180
>Ride your girlfriend. (Heh)

Hehe!

My girlfriend just left to grab some dinner. I hope I don't need to use the bathroom before she comes back.

>>46698226
I wonder why you haven't introduced your GF to these threads yet. Wonder how good of a riot she'll get from these.

Alright, cashing in that shower-check now.

come up with fat jokes to dig at Yukari with, however illegitimate they are

>>46698180
>>Ride your girlfriend. (Heh.)

>>46698274
I dunno. She doesn't go on /tg/. I'm pretty sure she sticks to /fit/, and /fit/ alone. Actually, I'm not sure if she even goes on here?

>>46698304
I'll wait for you, Onee-sama!
Fat jokes? I don't really know any.

>>46698311
>>46698355

(Huh, I expected the page count to be higher...anyways.)

>>46698226
>>46698220
>>46698200

You sit yourself on her back, to which she falls to her knees, groaning.

"Oh, stop, stop stop stop!" She whines, with your cheeks flushing.

"Sorry! Oh, I'll--"

Makoto shoots right back up, snickering. "Nah, I can lift way more than this. Come on, hang on tight and don't let go--it's a bad idea to let go of someone going at superspeed."

"Supers--"

You clutch around her neck for dear life as she runs down the street corner. Your vision blurs as you move impossibly fast, and you can feel everything loose in your body jostle and jiggle around, your stomach acid basically daring to come up and make you vomit all over Hurricane. You somehow resist the tempting urge to, and don't.

As she slows down and your stomach comes back down to Earth, you peel off from her, cheek smacking her buttocks as you slide to the ground, dizzied.

"Oh, uh, sorry--probably shouldn't have gone so turbo your first time. I'll let you rest while I scout out--or do you uh, wanna come with?"

>Go with.
>Try to keep your intestines inside you this time.
>Write-in.

>>46698661
>>Try to keep your intestines inside you this time.
Mayhaps we keep our lunch in.

>>46698661
>Try to keep your intestines inside you this time.

Poor Yukari!

>>46698661
>>Try to keep your intestines inside you this time.

>>46698734
>>46698686

"I'll stay here, hon..." You say, clutching at your tummy as it still jostles from the motion.

She gives you a thumbs-up and runs off to survey the area.

A familiar voice rings in your mind.

'So,' it says, 'you have encountered the Tiger.'

I have, you reply.

'He's...always been the wild card. As a domain of Progress, he always is reinventing himself, but always with a fire that demands him to find some superior ground--he can be a strong ally, and a worse enemy.'

So I figured, I DID fight the guy after all. What the hell was with his powers anyway?

'Complicated. None of we Avatars have powers exactly 1-to-1 with our domains, but there is a limited set. I only know the extent of mine, but I refrain from telling you just so you don't get ahead of yourself. Truth is good, but you cannot give it all at once.'

Like how they trickle news reports for who's voicing who in animes?

'...sure. Moving on, was there anything you needed me to answer?'

>What do we want to ask the Phoenix?

>>46698935
Tell me about the others. Are the other two usually as big a bag of dicks as Tiger? Are you good terms with either of them?

>>46699040
'None of us are, quote, ''big bags of dicks''. None of us are good, and none of us are evil. We are merely ideals swimming in the vast cosmos of the galactic conscious, with you Avatars as our agents to establish those ideals."

So Ivory is the problem.

'Ivory isn't a problem, and he isn't the solution.'

Please stop talking like that. The whole 'not the bad or good' thing.

'It is the Truth, which you wanted. As I said, Progress is necessary because it is what we change with, to better ourselves. However, if we change too much frivolously, we can lose sight of what we had that was good. We can also evolve without basis and crumble under the stress and struggle to improve.'

'This is where Nature keeps it in check, who reminds him of ideals and tradition. However, there is also danger in remaining too safe. Do you see what I mean?'

I guess.

'We have our opposites, not enemies. We compete to have our ideal come out on top, but there is no animosity for it. Think of it like friendly rivalry, where our power ebbs and flows as one Avatar crowns themself strongest until another dethrones them. That is, until...'

Until what?

'None of your concern, for now.'

For Truth itself, you just got awfully cagey.

'...until the Universal Solstice.'

>Anything else?

>>46699219
Gee, Phoe, tell me about that Universal Solstice. When is it? Is it more of a long term worry or a medium term one?

>>46698138
Yakuza 0. It introduced the stance system and that was an awesome addition.

>>46699219
>Is there any other important things I should know?

Onee-sama! I need to pee, but she's not back yet!

>>46699278

'...The Universal Solstice is the battle to determine what Aspect will reign over the Earth for the next decade. Until that decade ends, we depart for other worlds for their Avatars.'

What!? You mean there's some sort of tournament for us all?

'In crudest terms, yes. You will battle amongst yourselves, under whatever terms the four of you agree to, and the winner shall determine the direction of the Earth for the next ten years. A decade of Progress would mean evolution and bounds in technology, and the like. Truth, and freedom will reign. Deceit, and the world will be secure, and the public remains none the wiser as to how. Nature, and this remain in tradition and some safety.'

And what if I lose?

'That's one truth I reserve for later.'

You swallow.

As the time seems to trickle to an utter still, you pray for Makoto to come back just to save you from this conversation.

---

Why has Phoenix kept this from us?

What will the Solstice ultimately make us pay?

And what is the price of failure? Do we even WANT to live in a world dominated by Truth?

We will continue, in Chapter 10 Part 2 later this weekend.

---

real henshin hours are go

>>46699628
FUCKING IVORY. I LOVE HIM, BUT HE ALSO A BITCH NIGGA.

>>46699628
Thanks for running! Hope you have a great weekend!

>>46699628
Fucking Ivory man. . .

>>46699655
wow, mean much

what you got against ivory

>>46699760
He a bitch nigga is all I'm saying. Even if he is my favorite character.

>>46699760
So QM what do you think of DS3?
Currently defeated the abyss watchers boss

>>46699848
Haven't played it yet--hell, still haven't gotten to play DS1.

One day ;-;

>>46699830
Is it weird that it's surreal for me that people have favorites in this thread, and people get hyped for it?

Maybe it's low self-esteem, but I also do have a sense of pride in getting a fanbase of sorts.

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>>46699532
...at least she brought my favorite.

>my face right now after what I just did.

>>46699877
My favorite is Makoto.

>>46699877
So far I enjoy Yukari. Nellie is second because of her cake status.

>>46699923
Well, I mean...she is your senior in hero-ing.

Plus she finally allowed me to get to address the dangling plot thread of that destroyed portrait in the Peacekeeper's HQ back in Chapter 2.

>>46699877
Watch a guy on YT named Vati Vida if you want to get caught up with the lore of the game

>>46699959
I prefer Epic Name Bro. He's a cool guy. I'm going to eat dinner now. And have my gf help me change the sheets.

I had fun, Onee-sama!

I'm feeling really tired now.

>>46699952
She's our senior on the streets. But we're the Queen under the sheets.

>>46700137
>until Knightmare and Hurricane can't carry us around and make us blush

>>46700137
I am now asking for some Knightmare/Hurricane bullying on Yukari.

>>46700188
I see Nellie being the one to princess carry us. I mean, Knight in her name and all.

>>46700217
>she also has a horsecock thanks to the 'mare' part

>>46700238
Didn't need that image, Masked.

>>46700263
You also don't need the more depressing parts of this quest, but you're fuckin' getting em'.

embrace my chubby chasing too, or makoto dies

>>46700238
O-Onee-sama! Don't let Onii-chan hear that, or he'll think it's canon!

>>46700302
NO! Don't, Makoto a best!

Onee-sama, please!

>>46700215
Why not Nellie and Yukari bullying Makoto? Or Nellie bullying Yukari while falling in love with how cute loli!Makoto is?

>>46700302
Hey, it's your own fault there are no chubbies to chase.

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>>46700302
>spoiler
Good thing I'm also pretty evil so bring it on, knave

>>46700362
No! You're almost as bad as Onii-chan!

>>46700381
CRY MORE, GIRLY. I USE YOUR TEARS FOR MY CEREAL.

>>46700341
>>46700362

I can't make my magical realm that blatant. Outside the game is all well and good but inside ;-;

>>46700416
I'm sure everyone would have looked the other way if there were only one. I mean, unless she was a massive landwhale

>>46700414
I'm already crying about what I did earlier. ;_;

>>46700416
Maybe you could make a reference to it?

Like maybe make a civilian love interest? So long as she not a super hueg girl, I'm sure she'd be fine!

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>>46700444
>>46700466

Y-You sizeist fuckers...

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>>46700502

>>46700502
Look, thick is okay, but I can't in all good conscious get with a girl who may have extra body mass hanging off of her arms or is so wide she takes up two or three seats on the bus.

>>46699532
>>46699897
>>46700103
Wait.... Did you wet your bed?

>>46700551
Pffffffft.

I'm sorry, but, pffftttt.

>>46700545
>>46700531
YOU FUCKERS DON'T GET IT.

MORE CUTE GIRL = MORE CUTE PER SQUARE INCH

>>46700593
But muscles and tanned and good sizable ass and knockers and stuff. Also tall.

>>46700593
It's hard to get out of bed and to the bathroom! I can even feel anything right now! ;_;

Also, I love pho.

>>46700658
/fit/ girls a best. I should know, my gf is one! :D

>>46700593
But that's not cute. It's just lard.

>>46700658
SOFT

FACE-SINKABLE

ASS

STRONGFAT

BIG SOFT TATAS

all traits my lovably soft gf has...

>>46700718
Aww! Cute!

On chubby girls I only really like them with some cute love handles. Not too fond of girls without an actual noticeable figure. Forgive me, Onee-sama!

>>46700711
Wait so you DID wet the bed?

>>46700711
Do you not have crutches, or are the drugs really that strong?

>>46700801
>>46700828
They fell on the floor and I couldn't reach them. And she said that I was babbling like a baby earlier when she took me home from the hospital.

;_;

>>46700872
Rip^2.

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>>46700872

>>46700933
>>46700993
No bully plz! Only Onii-chan amd Onee-sama can!

Plz!

That gif makes me laugh. They look so happy! Haha!

>>46701074
I bully whoever I please. Also no story requests this time? I'm shocked.

>>46701105
I asked for Nellie/Makoto/Yukari threesome with some Yuakri bullying >>46700215 here.

>>46701105
I requested one earlier!

>Maybe Nellie bullying Yukari, while falling in love with loli!Makoto's cuteness? No futa please!

F-Fuck you all, I love my soft girlfriend...

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>>46701215
Good for you, at least you're happy. I'm not. Therefore, I must get rid of everyone's happiness. Come, Pascal! Let us ruin another anon's day.

>>46701215
Onee-sama, what did I do!?
I love my strong girlfriend.

>>46701265
Shonen! Don't be mean to Onee-sama!

>>46701143
>>46701161
Huh...since these two are so similar, I'll just combine them into one story.
>>46701215
Hey that's fine. I love my girlfriend who is not fat, but still quite soft.

>>46701292
Yay!

So only Shonen and Onii-chan are still single?

>>46701325
Eh, was never in dating game to begin with, so why bother now?

>>46701358
Now watch, one day, you're gonna see the 'one' and then you're gonna unleash all your shonen power and get the girl

>>46701484
Technically, I did see the "one" when I was 3 and she was like 4. Started Pre-K that early. Haven't felt that way since.

>>46701528
Wow, pedophile.

>>46701528
It takes time. You were far too weak back then to get anywhere.

>>46701544
Gr8t b8t m8, I r8 8/8

>>46701545
Not really. I was pretty clingy with her, hugging and Grandmother's words, not mine even kissing her a few times. I was a lovey dovey kid. Then middle school sucked it right out of me.

>>46701528
>>46701621
Aw, so adorable!

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>>46701638
RRRREEEEEE, I AM A HERO, FEAR ME.

>>46701670
Nope! Too cute!

I'm really sleepy now. I'm going to cuddle with my girlfriend and sleep now. G'night.

>>46701670
Not really imitating there...

Annnnnd we're on the archives.