>>46737968
Still linking foolz as the archive
and I bet if I looked at the quest and character summaries I'll find them very out of date
Update yo shit Gobble

Also fuck yeah Pokemon Quest time

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You and Devon relax after learning Sludge Bomb. He eagerly drinks up his water bowl as you sip a juicebox.

Clair grabs your towel from off your shoulders and whips you with it.

“What the f-”

You see that girl that was with the merchants you got a ride from in the desert. What’s her name... umm...

“Shan-Li,” Clair helps. “And she’s not alone.”

Clair and Vance’s parents, the royal family, professor Fir, and...Sato, the Chloroville Grass type gym leader!

“W-what’s everyone doing here?” Few things make you stutter like Robin, but this qualifies.

Clair takes your juicebox and sips it, scrunches her face at your choice of flavor, but doesn't give it back. “Well, Robin was taking a break outside the training building, then someone came and asked for an autograph, then a crowd formed.”

“When did that happen?” You wrestle back your juicebox.

“A few hours ago. Vance and Jeanine got Robin back inside and told her to train. But the crowd didn't go away. You two are popular, I guess. We didn’t want to distract you. Vance let in his parents, then a few others,” she grabs for the juice.

They come over and say hi. You spend a short amount of time wishing you luck and offering advice. But the person whose words really gets through to you is...


>Shan-Li, naive but perceptive
>Sato, old and wise
>Vance’s parents, normal people
>The prince, underhanded and crafty
>Sera, the lost jungle princess

>>46738071
>>Sera, the lost jungle princess

>>46738071
>Sato, old and wise

>>46738071
>>Sato, old and wise

>>46738071
>Sato, old and wise

>>46738071
>>Sato, old and wise
Old people knowledge.

>>46738071
>Shan-Li, naive but perceptive
Awww maaan, just as I gotta go sleep. Oh well, good luck with the thread!

>>46738071
>Sera, the lost jungle princess

>>46738071
>The prince, underhanded and crafty

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Sato was the first gym leader you battled. He was kind and helpful.

“Kat,” he leans on his cane. His squinting eyes make it hard to see where he’s looking. How does he see? “Yours and Robin’s trees have been doing well. They’ve grown quite strong in a short amount of time.”

As part of the tradition, anyone that beats him is asked to plant a tree.

“Thanks! I’m glad. And thanks for coming!”

“Oh ho. My old bones don’t move for any one person. All gym leaders like to come here for the championships. We all sit and watch and hope that the trainers that did well against us do well here. I’ve never had two first timers get so far, I would have come even if it was just to see you both.”

“Any advice?”

He bends down and scratches Devon. “Fire can be overpowering destructive rage, but it can also be focused, constructive passion.” He taps the metal rims of his glasses. “Robert’s instinctual push for as much power as he can throw at you will lead him to exhaustion. He won’t be able to resist making the biggest flame possible. In that, you will find your opening.”

“Thanks,” you try to absorb what he said. It sounds like what you already know, but at the same time it feels like there’s more there.”

You stay and catch up with everyone until it gets too late, and head back to your hotel.

Robin looks like she’s been training especially hard. You told her that you’d let her know if you wanted to do a double battle with her against her dad, and your match is tomorrow.

Robert said that he’d be willing to do any sort of battle. He’d even use 12 Pokemon in double battles against your 6 each. That, or he’ll do 6 against 3 each of yours. Or just a regular singles battle.

She fidgets. She wants to ask, but she doesn’t want to pressure you. You do need to give her an answer though.

>Let’s battle him together
>You want to battle him alone
>Something else

[Sato's advice will give you insight during the battle]

>>46738558
>>You want to battle him alone

>>46738558
>Let’s battle him together
Not gonna get a chance like this ever again unless there's post-elite-four chapters.

>>46738558
>>Something else
Ask if she thinks it best if we fight together or does she just want us as a crutch to face her father.
But worded better

>>46738558
>Let’s battle him together

>>46738558
Battle him together. Who gets to roll for Robin? Us?

>>46738558
>>Let’s battle him together

>>46738764
Nah Gobble rolls for Robin

>>46738558
>>Something else
Ask if she wants to 1v1 him or double team him.

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>>46738657
>>46738786

[Robin is torn between wanting to battle him herself to show she doesn't need him to baby her, but also together because it symbolizes how you two fit and work together.

In terms of being able to beat him, she feels that she has a great advantage from training under him for so long, but knows she didn't do a great job the last time you tried it. Then again, in her most recent match, she steamrolled Emma.]

so if we are teaming up we are gonna do the 12v12 yeah? because that sounds fun

>>46738779
And how did that work for us last time?
I think we should get to roll, it's us on the line.

>>46738839
Do we have time to practice team battling? Having two trainers shouting different strategies could be very powerful but not if we trip over each other.

>>46738935
but we aren't controlling her actions
she's a npc

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>>46738558
>>46738839
I say let her do it on her own. Win or lose, if we fight her dad together, she's going to spend the rest of her life wondering if the outcome would have been different if we'd faced him one at a time.

This way, neither of us will come out of this with any doubts about who won or lost, and I think that's important for Robin, in the long run.

>>46738558
>Together
Just caught up, hope I'm not too late.

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“So...”

“So...”

You share an awkward silence.

“Do you want to-”

“If you do.”

“Oh my Arceus!” Clair slaps you both on the back. “Just battle together. Yeesh!”

You and Robin look back at each other and read faces. She’s down. You’re down.

“Well alright then.” You put your arms around them both. “Tomorrow, we battle together. Tonight, we relax.”

You take them both to bed and get a restful night’s sleep. In the morning, you make sure your Pokemon have a nice big breakfast, do last minute drills together, and get ready. You forgot that Robin’s eye lets her see through things like Double Team. Her Pokemon also seem to really have a good sense of what she wants them to do, despite it always being part of some elaborate plan that doesn’t make any sense until it’s complete. Robin seems impressed by how quickly you can improvise under pressure.

“We’ve got this.” You high five.

The two of you walk to the arena, holding hands and feeling good. Vance runs interference on a few paparazzi types. You guess you’ve both been making headlines.

“Robin. Kat.” Robert greets you at the battler area. “So, you’ve decided to battle together.”

“Y-yeah,” Robin looks down. “We’re stronger together.”

He looks down. “You’ll have to prove that.”

“I-I almost beat you once!”

His eyes go wide. “That was an exhibition and a foolish trick. You’re the one that insisted we have the sprinklers to keep up to code, and then to use them in a practice battle...Bah! That won’t work this time.” He gets himself center again. “And ‘almost’ doesn’t cut it here. Now, how would you like to battle?”

>His 12 vs your 6 each
>His 6 vs your 3 each
>Something else

[Also, want to roll for Robin, or should I?]
>Players roll for Robin
>Gobble rolls

>>46739290
much to late for the vote but together won

>>46739315
>His 12 vs your 6 each
>Players roll for Robin

>>46739315
>His 6 vs your 3 each
I'd rather not have a 4-thread-long battle.

>Gobble rolls

>>46739315
>>His 12 vs your 6 each

>Gobble rolls
no point in changing the mechanics this late in the game and it's not like us rolling is gonna change anything

>>46739315
>His 12 vs your 6 each
>Players roll for Robin

>>46739315
>His 12 vs your 6 each

>>46739315
>His 6 vs your 3 each
>Players roll for Robin

>>46739315
>His 12 vs your 6 each
>Players roll for Robin

>>46739315
>12 vs 6 each
>we roll for Robin.
Not that I honestly think we'll roll better, but this way the battle's outcome is on the players, you know?

>>46739315
>>His 6 vs your 3 each
>>Gobble rolls

>>46739385
I agree. Supporting this.

>>46739315
All 12, we roll.
That way it's all on us.

>>46739315
>>His 6 vs your 3 each
>>Players roll for Robin

should we start off with Nibbles or Vlad?

>>46739559
Vlad U-Turn + Toxic into NIbbles.

>>46739315
>>His 6 vs your 3 each

>>46739315
>His 12 vs your 6 each
>Players roll for Robin

>>46739315
>His 6 vs your 3 each

Got to keep that tactical edge...

>>46739315
>His 12 vs your 6 each

>>46739315
>>His 6 vs your 3 each
>>Players roll for Robin

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“So, 12 Pokemon per side, eh?” His booming voice reverberates in your chest. “It will be a short battle either way.”

“Y-Yeah! Because we’re going to take you down!” Robin pokes his massive chest. It’s like a chipmunk picking a fight with a polar bear.

He looks...proud? “Hmph. Well then, I won’t be holding back. You understand that, correct?”

She stands up and automatically recites. “Holding back is an insult to trainers and Pokemon that deserve to be taken...seriously.” As her last words come out, he’s already walked off.

How that man made someone as sweet as Robin is beyond you.

“How do we want to do this?” Robin pushes aside whatever she’s feeling and asks you.

You’re both walked to your battle area. The crowd goes insane as it’s announced you’ll both be fighting Robert together. You tune it out.

The arena has a small green patch of trees and grass in the middle of your side. There’s only a small amount of water, and it’s on Robert’s side. The rest is mostly flat and dry terrain.

Robin holds up her Dragonite’s Pokeball. That’s a good choice, flexible and strong. “I’ll start with Safeguard. His moves burn more than normal fire moves.”

You’ll start with...

>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
>Devon (Houndoom)
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>Vlad (Crobat)

>>46739926
We'll want something that can take advantage of Dragonite's Safeguard; something that might otherwise get shut down by it. At the same time, we need to be quick, so we can cover Dragonite in case it gets targeted first. Therefore:

>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)

>>46739926
>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)

>>46739926
>>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)

>>46739926
>>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)

Then we can put in Destiny later, one raindance and we'll win easily.

>>46739926
>Nibbles (Tyrantrum)

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“In a turn of events I don’t think we’ve ever seen, the two challengers are facing Robert at the same time.”

“An interesting gambit, Chip. Let’s see how it plays out.”

You and Robin look each other in the eyes, then toss your Pokemon. Nibbles and Dragonite. Roberts Pokemon appear on his side at the same time. Charizard and Infernape, with Solar Power and Blaze respectively.

“Your Tyrantrum is strong, but can it deal with the confusion of a battle with four Pokemon?” Robert’s voice booms even through the crowd. “And can Dragonite handle the pressure?”

“H-he prides himself on seeing a Pokemon’s weakness,” Robin explains.

Robin already let you know she intends on using Safeguard to keep your side safe from status effects like burns.


>Stealth Rock opening, duh!
>Roar!
>Open with Earthquake. Throw them all off
>Thunder Fang that Charizard
>Rock Slide them both
>Protect!
>Dragon Dance, pump up!
>Charm that Infernape
>Something else

>>46740416
>Stealth Rock opening, duh!

>>46740416
>>Open with Earthquake. Throw them all off

>>46740416
>>Stealth Rock opening, duh!
Man, if only we could've roared out Charizard before stealth rocking it. Shit would've been so cash.

>>46740416
>Stealth Rock opening, duh!

>>46740416
>>Stealth Rock opening, duh!

>>46740416
>Stealth Rock opening, duh!

>>46740416
>Stealth Rock opening, duh!

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Rolled 43, 51 = 94 (2d100)

[Give me 4 rolls please. The 4th roll will be Robin's]

>>46740416
>Stealth Rock opening, duh!

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>46740644

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>46740644

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>46740644

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>46740644

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>>46740693
>>46740665

>>46740665
>>46740693
Jesus, okay

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“Close Combat!” Infernape dashes across the field and pummels Nibbles with blow after blow. Thanks to his being a rock type it’s super effective. Nibbles roars and falls over from the assault, and Infernape leaps back a small distance.

Charizard uses Flame Burst on Nibbles just as Infernape is clear. It’s not at all very effective, but it keeps him off balance as he gets up. A small bit of it bounces off and hits Dragonite.

Nibbles is tough. “Nibbles! Stealth Rock!” He ignores Infernape and launches Stealth Rock all over Robert’s side of the arena. He won’t have an easy time with that.

Robin’s already applied Safeguard while that was going on. Dragonite took very little damage from that little flame, but it’s enough to take multiscale out of the picture.

You look to Robin. She’s got her eyes on Infernape.

>Roar!
>Earthquake. Get that Infernape
>Thunder Fang that Charizard
>Rock Slide them both.
>Protect! Robert’s marked you as his target
>Dragon Dance, pump up!
>Charm that Infernape
>Swap Pokemon
>Something else

>>46741053
>>Thunder Fang that Charizard
Get him out of there.

>>46741053
>Rock Slide them both

>>46741053
>Rock Slide them both.

>>46741053
>Protect! Robert’s marked you as his target

>>46741053
>>Thunder Fang that Charizard
Trust Robin to take that one on

>>46741053
>Rock Slide them both.
Rocks destroy charizards

>>46741053
>Rock Slide them both.

>people are trying to steal Robin's kill
Come on guys.

Heatran is going to be a pain.

>>46741053
>Protect!
If he wants to throw everything at the tank, by all means.

>>46741053
>Protect! Robert’s marked you as his target

They're quicker than Nibbles, from the looks of things. Robert's not going to expect Protect, and this will hopefully allow Dragonite to do some damage unchallenged. We need to get some early momentum going, and in this case, making him waste turns is the way to do it.

>Protect
We have trained for this moment.

>>46741053
>Protect! Robert’s marked you as his target

>>46741053
>>Protect! Robert’s marked you as his target

>>46741221
changing to Protect

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[sudden votes on the tail-end. Let's do a quick revote. Rock Slide or Protect?]

>rock slide
>protect

>>46741434
>protect

>>46741434
>protect

>>46741434
>protect

>>46741434
>protect

>>46741434
>protect

>>46741053
>Protect! Robert’s marked you as his target

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Rolled 82, 95 = 177 (2d100)

[Dice those rolls]

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>46741535

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>46741535
>protect girlfriend

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>46741535

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>46741535

>>46741567
O_O

>>46741567
>>46741569
We a best

>>46741567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

>>46741567
HA!

I AM THE DICE GOD!

>>46741567
Protected so hard that they both flinch?

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>>46741567
>>46741569

>>46741608
>leap in front of Dragonite
>protect
>charge out of the smoke, ramming into both of them with the protect, surprising both of them before Robert even realizes he didn't do any damage

>>46741637
That's something we should experiment with, using protect as a battering ram.

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You notice that every attack seems to take something out of Robert’s Pokemon. They put so much of themselves into it, that they get worn down quicker.

But those attacks hurt. Nibbles took a hard beating from that Close Combat before, and Charizard’s attack, while ineffective, wasn’t anything to sneeze at.

You go with your gut. “Protect!”

Just in time. Infernape’s Close Combat bounces off his protective shield. Dragon Pulse is deflected shortly after, exploding at Infernape’s feet and firing tiny pebbles at it’s face.


It gives Dragonite the opening it needs to turn a well aimed attack into a critical. Aerial Ace hits Infernape with a righteous fury, smiting it from the skies. It flies off the arena and into the stadium wall.

“An amazing play!”

“Indeed, Chip. We’re witnessing a doubles dream team not seen since the Dark and Fighting gym’s founding.

And Robert turns red. Oh man. It’s the exact shade Robin gets, but for entirely different reasons.

He retrieves Infernape. You don’t hear what he says, but the jumbotron puts a mosaic over his mouth as he utters it.

He throws out Heatran. The crowd goes from deafening to nearly silent.

>Earthquake!
>Swap Pokemon
>Crunch, try to flinch it
>Thunder Fang Charizard
>Dragon Dance, pump up!
>Roar (specify target)
>Rock Slide
>Try Protect again (half chance of working)
>Something else

>>46741875
>Roar (specify target)
Heatran

>>46741875
>>Rock Slide

>>46741875
>>Roar (specify target)
Heatran
because I'm a dick

>>46741875
>Rock Slide

>>46741875
>>Earthquake!
4 times weak.

>>46741875
>Roar (specify target)
Heatran

I feel like this will just make him angrier


Also, Gobble, did it get hit by stealth rock?

>>46741952
It wont touch Charizard and will hit Dragonite

>>46741875
>Roar (specify target)
Heatran.

>>46741977
wait no I was thinking of Dragonair

>>46741977
Nope. Dragonite is dragon/flying so he's good.

>>46741875
>>Roar (Heatran

>>46741875
>>Earthquake!

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>>46741961
[Whoops. I forgot]

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>>46742100
>dat 4th pic

Jesus.

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Rolled 48, 90 = 138 (2d100)

[Dice those rolls]

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>46742177

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>46742177
welp

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>46742177

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>46742177

How you like that Dad?

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>>46742199
>>46742208

Holy shit. Robert gonna be platinum mad.

>>46742259
Robins rolls this thread
93
88
91

Kats rolls this thread
91
100
88

fugin Dream Team right here m8y.
I'm keeping score to see who does better and betting on that person to win in the tiebreaker after we both beat Violet.

>>46742412
I kind of want Robin to win but only after we are both down to our last Pokemon

>>46742611
If it's one of those ties where it's ultimate move vs ultimate move and both of our last pokes dont get up I don't know whether I'll be mad or happy.

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Charizard nails Nibbles with a Dragon Pulse, staggering him. He almost falls over, but stomps a foot down into the dirt and holds on.

Robin hit’s Heatran with a Thunder Wave, paralyzing it. It’s a dead on hit.

But Heatran isn’t a slouch. It uses Magma Storm on Nibbles.

Nibbles retaliates with everything left in him, Roaring Heatran away.

“And in an indignant display, Heatran is running with it’s tail between it’s legs.”

“It would be if it’s small tail could do that, Chip.”

Robert looks like he’s going to blow.

Nibbles falls to one knee, and finally keels over from the Magma Storm.

“S-sorry,” Robin says. “I thought I’d be able to stop it with Thunder Wave.”

“It’s fine,” you tell her as you retrieve Nibbles. “We still have the advantage. Nibbles tanked a lot.” You thought he’d be able to take more, but you guess Robert’s raw power reputation was well earned.

Robert’s Heatran was replaced by Magmortar.

You reach for your next Pokemon.

>Devon (Houndoom)
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>Vlad (Crobat)
>Rush to the PC

>>46742709
>>Vlad (Crobat)
I've got a need for speed

>>46742709
Aren't Roberts Pokemon also getting hit by stealth rock every time they come out?

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>>46742639
>Robin and Kat become first co-champions in history

>>46742709
>>Raistlin (Alakazam)

>>46742746
Should be.
>>46742709
>Vlad (Crobat)

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>>46742709
>we don't have Destiny on us

>>46742709

Run to PC, grab Fel, proceed to powder all over the damn place.

>>46742709
>>Oberon (Garchomp)
Match Power, for Power


>>46742746
I'd hope so

>>46742709
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
Wasn't Destiny supposed to be on our team for this fight?

>>46742790
>>46742709

Yeah I thought we had Destiny and not Raistlin?

>>46742828
Ya, I think we left Raistlin out?

>>46742831
>>46742843
We definitely had destiny

>>46742709
I kind of wanted Destiny, did we forget to replace Raistlin with her?

>>46742709
>Oberon (Garchomp)

Charizard's got Dragon Pulse, and that Magmortar almost definitely knows Thunderbolt. We need to clear out some of these guys before we can safely send in Leviathan or Oberon.

>>46742872
Dammit Gobble! This demands rectification as well as a butt!

>>46742709
>>Vlad (Crobat)

Gobble we have destiny, don't forget stealth rocks either.

>>46742828
I mean that would make sense.

I just checked the last thread, this was our team we had selected and trained.

Vlad
Levi
Destiny
Nibbles
Oberon
Devon

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>lineup wrong
>repeatedly forgot about stealth rock
>following throwaway twitters
Gobble's just losing it all over lately

>>46742934
>>46742709
Oii!

git ur shit str8 m8

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[Fuck. Sorry guys. I'm really off my game today. I'm drinking a home brewed beer and I think it's melting my brain or something. Will dump a few pictures.

While I do that, let's revote.]

>Devon (Houndoom)
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>Leviathan (Gyarados)
>Destiny (Kingdra)
>Vlad (Crobat)
>Rush to the PC

>>46742709
>Vlad (Crobat)

>>46742995
>>Vlad (Crobat)

>>46742995
>Vlad (Crobat)

>>46742996
>>46742995
>Vlad (Crobat)
ninja'd by a couple seconds

>>46742995
>Vlad (Crobat)
Let's clear the road a bit before we bring in our heavy hitters.

>>46742995
>>Vlad (Crobat)
BRING OUT THE LADIES MAN

>>46742995
>Destiny (Kingdra)

>>46742995
>>Oberon (Garchomp)

>>46743032
Nurse Joy's eyes scare me, it's like she caught me checking out her ass.

>>46742995
>Vlad (Crobat)

>>46742995
>>46743032
>>46743120
Jesus, Gobble, your butts are on point today

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>>46743156
Wow. Ok.

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>>46743175
[Thanks. Sorry for any repeats. Considering just upload my lewd and butts folders]

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>>46743156
Pokemon got weird after I stopped watching didn't it.

>>46743267
Well if it got like this there just might be a reason to get back into watching it.

>>46743156
why am I not 100% sure this isn't real? I feel like I should be 100% sure

>>46742995
>home brewed beer
Did you make it?

I've been getting into making my own yogurt, making my own beer sounds like the next step.

Is it easy?

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Magmortar takes a pummelling from Stealth Rock. You toss out Vlad and spins and twirls. You think he doesn’t do that entirely to show off, but to also get a sense of the air. You know flying types are really sensitive to humidity and wind conditions.

He twirls again. Okay, that time was to show off. He's way too cocky.

Robin squints. “Magmortar was always pretty mean. He used to scare me. He takes playing around too seriously.”

You have a feeling that Robert won’t consider Vlad much of a threat. Then again, he’s not stupid, he won’t ignore Vlad if he becomes an annoyance. And Vlad is really, really good at that.

>Wing Attack
>Supersonic
>Bite
>Confuse Ray
>Poison Fang
>Brave Bird (untested)
>U-Turn
>Toxic
>Cross Poison
>Double Team
>Roost


>>46743360
>>46743312
>>46743267
[It's edited. Ash gets sick so she takes his clothes and battles on his behalf]

>>46743409
>Confuse Ray Magmortar

>>46743409
>>Double Team

>>46743409
>Confuse Ray
2X Both

>>46743409
>Confuse Ray Magmortar
Wasn't Robert talking some shit about confusion before? Now it's our turn!

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>>46743399
[First time trying beer. I prefer making wine. It makes a great gift, I can bring some to my mother-in-common-law's and we can dish and gossip, and it's much easier to filter and finish since you don't need to worry about carbonization.

Beer is tricky. I have like 30 litres of flat beer because I didn't heat it right.]

>>46743409
>>Confuse Ray
>Toxic

On charizard

>>46743409
>>Confuse Ray
>Toxic

>>46743409
>Toxic
>Confuse Ray
Time to earn our name sake!

>>46743409
>Confuse Ray
Get them both

>>46743486
oh right we can use two moves

changing>>46743437
>Confuse Ray
both

>>46743409
Toxic+Confuse magmortar

>>46743435
>>46743489
We can use two status moves for free

>>46743409
>Confuse Ray Magmortar

Can Vlad do double moves a turn? Because annoyance party time means everybody gets confusion. Confuse Ray sets up for Toxic.

>>46743409

>>46743435
changing this to Confuse Ray both

>>46743409
Confuse Ray Both

>>46743409
>Confuse Ray
>Toxic
Guys remember TWO MOVES!

>>46743553
On charizard of course.

>>46743491
>Confuse Ray
>Toxic

>>46743491
How long does it take?

Yogurt is fine because it doesn't take a lot of space, but I imagine brewing 30 litres of beer in my small apartments kitchen is liable to piss off my roommate

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Rolled 61, 10 = 71 (2d100)

[Roll those dice!]

>>46743577
It's also illegal to brew without licenses and stuff, at least here in California.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>46743624

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>46743624

>>46743491
Shit. My buddy is making mead right now and I have no clue how he is going to wait 8 months to actually taste it to see if he goofed.

We should ask Robert if it's OK if we call him Bob. When he says no to this as we know he will simply defer to calling him dad. Let's see how many shades of red he has.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>46743624
DICE!

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>46743624

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>46743624

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>46743624

>>46743629
>Commiefornia
Even if it is illegal here in Texas, I don't give a fuck.

The government shouldn't be telling me what I can and can't drink especially if I make it myself.

I agree that I shouldn't be allowed to sell it without a license, but that goes for pretty much all food.

>>46743634
Yeah Robert gonna be platinum mad at this rate.

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>>46743577
[Beer takes longer. About 2-3 months when all is said and done, depending highly on how long you're willing to wait and the temperature you keep it at.

Wine is about 5-6 weeks. Kits always say 4 weeks and 30 bottles but realistically you're looking at a little longer and like 26+ bottles. I leave the bottom and don't even bother trying to filter out all that sediment. You get less wine, but you never worry about giving anybody a bottle with gross floaty bits.

Whatever you brew, it doesn't have to take much space, but you absolutely 100% will spill something so do it over a surface you don't care about. Between steps you need very little space to store the carboy. Bottling takes the most space and can be done in a small space.
]

>>46743692
It's dumb as fuck that people with home gardens get 1000+ dollar fines for selling their extra tomatoes to their neighbors. Dumb as fuck. Or cookies or what have you.

Fuck even a kids' Lemonade Stand is illegal.

>>46743692
i think it has more to do with the fact that the brewing vats can explode if you aren't careful.

>>46743692
Legal in Texas to brew, unless it is "hard". Like 20% abv.

>>46743813
and unless you have shitty neighbors nobody is going to call the cops about a little moonshine.

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“Foolish, Kat. A light Pokemon like that won’t be able to maneuver with infernos causing rushing winds. Even Dragonite will be pulled in. Now, Charizard, Magmortar, Blast Burn and Lava Plume!”

“Vlad! Confuse Ray!” You point to both targets. He spins under and over, staying nimble as he approaches. He drops two confuse rays in a way that reminds you of a bomber doing a close torpedo run in an old documentary.

Charizard uses Blast Burn on Dragonite. It’s almost blindingly bright and hot. But what’s worse is that the insane heat creates a wind vortex that throws Dragonite to the ground. Vlad’s wings beat hard as he’s swing around as well, like an asteroid caught in an orbit. He won’t be sucked in, but he’s forced to swing around.

Magmortar ends up shooting itself in the foot in confusion. He looks beyond confused. Like he’s in another world. Vlad really messed him up.

You narrow your eyes on Charizard. He’s breathing heavily, and won’t be able to act for a short period. He’s also confused. You have a feeling like he’ll have difficulty acting for awhile.

The swirling wings might take a short bit to disperse though. But with both opponents so off balance, you could really do some damage.

>Wing Attack Charizard’s wing and send it spinning. It’s exhausted and confused.
>U-Turn
>Toxic both
>Bite Magmortar’s arm to adjust its aim
>Swift and ride out the tornado
>Poison Fang, full power!
>Brave Bird, even more power!
>Cross Poison, flyby attack!
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
>Something else
>Swap Pokemon

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable

>>46743985
>>Cross Poison, flyby attack!

Finish Charizard

>>46743985
>>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
>Toxic
Magmortar

>>46743985
>>Brave Bird, even more power!
Hit Charizard while he's weakened!

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
And use it twice!

>>46743985
>>Brave Bird, even more power!
Ride the tornado to build up speed

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
>Swift and ride out the tornado
I feel like our best bet is to make Robert as mad as possible.

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
Then once again, or Brave Bird Charizard.

>>46743985
Umm, what did Dragonite do that turn, or did Blast burn stop it form moving or something?
Was the 3 for Robin?

>>46744130
Robin gets the 4th roll, a 58 in this case.

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
X2

>>46743985
>Double Team, take this opportunity to be untouchable
Twice.

>>46744130
She got a 58

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>>46744130
[Shh. It's a secret.]

>>46744183
So, what did it do then?

>>46744218
This >>46744213

Apparently

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Rolled 51, 14 = 65 (2d100)

[Dice dice dice!]

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>46744268
rolling

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>46744268

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>46744268

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>46744268

>>46744289
Heh.
>>46744297
Nice.

>>46744305

not so good this turn for robin...

>>46744268
14 is for Magmar I think, so hopefully it's still getting hit by confusion and Charizard is on cooldown after that last attack.

>>46744354
well at least it's better then gobbles second roll

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Robin’s Dragonite gets up from it’s dusty landing. You didn’t quite see how it went down, but it kicked up a lot of dirt.

And yet it looks almost good as new. “You used Roost!”

She flails her hands over your mouth. “Shhh! Dad can’t see from his side. He thinks Dragonite went down hard. If he’s distracted, Dragonite can get a direct hit in.”

Dragonite winks to Robin, feinting being hurt. It goes back to playing like it’s nearly out of the fight as the wind whips away the remaining dust cloud.

Robin pinches herself and tears up. “D-Dragonite! Don’t give up!”

Wow. Robin can show a whole new deceptive side when she battles. You can tell from the look on her face that she isn't proud of this, but to Robin, her Pokemon are more important than her pride.

You nod. Your job is clear. Be a distracting annoyance. “Vlad! Double up on Double Team!”

Robert takes the bait. “Charizard! Shake it off! Magmortar, take down that annoyance now! Thunderbolt!”

Charizard fails to act thanks to using Blast Burn. Even if he could act, he’s still confused.

Magmortar’s shot goes wild and it trips. Even there weren’t a whole bunch of Vlad’s on the field, he wouldn’t have landed that one.

Robert’s stomps his feet. “Of all the incompetent....RAH!” His voice echoes out, trying to give his Pokemon something to snap out of it. “Your tricks mean nothing!” He turns to Robin, “And you start so strong, child. Stop blubbering and act!”

Robin’s fake panic ends and she looks up. “Dragonite! Dragon Tail!”

“What!”

Dragonite launches itself instantly at Charizard, delivering a spinning attack that sends Charizard back to Robert. “I know Charizard has strong water resistance training, so Aqua Tail might not cut it. But you can’t send him back out with Stealth Rock on the field!”

(continued)

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>>46744604
Robert’s stunned. He’s brought out quickly though of it as Vlad and his many copies zoom by and taunt him.

Charizard is replaced with Darmanitan, who takes a Stealth Rock on entry. He looks unhappy about that. In fact, he’s making the same face as Robert. Same colour too.

The wind is dying down now. It’s low enough that it won’t throw Vlad off, but still enough there to use to his advantage for a stronger flying move.

Magmortar looks like he`s shaking off his confusion thanks to Roberts fearsome voice. He's taken damage twice from confusion.

"These games will end now!"

>Double Team two more times! He’ll never touch you.
>Wing Attack Darmanitan
>Toxic both
>Confuse Ray both
>Bite, go for a flinch!
>U-Turn
>Poison Fang, High chance of strong poison
>Brave Bird, even more power!
>Cross Poison, flyby attack!
>Something else

>>46744637
>>Confuse Ray both
kek kek.

>>46744637
>Confuse Ray both

>>46744637
>>Confuse Ray both
Be as annoying as possible

>>46744637
Welp. Just got home to find that you can't stop the Kat and Robin train. Good times, everyone.

>Confuse Ray both

>>46744637
>Confuse Ray both

>>46744637
>>Confuse Ray both

>>46744637
>Confuse Ray both

>>46744637
>>Confuse Ray both

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>>46744637
>>Confuse Ray both

HAHAHAHAHA

>>46744637
>Confuse Ray both

Haha fuck your shit.

>>46744637
>Confuse Ray both

Rolled 52, 72 = 124 (2d100)

[Oh you guys are just cunts. Alright. Roll those dice.]

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>>46744648
>>46744657
>>46744659
>>46744667
>>46744670
>>46744672
>>46744675
>>46744678
>>46744691

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>46744736

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>46744736

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>46744736

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>46744736

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>46744736

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Status effect Viscountess bitch.

>>46744736
damn.

>>46744747
>>46744748
Yeesh, thanks for everything Dragonite

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>>46744736
Well... Shit. The price of hubris!

you know..

I think Vlad actually has a shot at the "Most annoying pokemon to ever compete in the league" trophy.

>Confuse Ray both

>>46744781
I mean Darmanitan might hurt itself, but magmortar seems pissed.

>>46744791
We need a pic of a crobat in shades saying "deal with it"

>>46744816
I feel like the Crobat pic back in >>46743409 gets that message across even without the caption.

>>46744781
Wow, she really really really likes her bows

this is the price of our Hubris.

>>46744882
We have Roost, and they're both confused, this is far from the end of the world.


ALSO, don't forget the double-double team Gobble.

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“Confuse Ray! Again!”

Vlad zooms by both Pokemon, leaving behind a relatively much slower Confuse Ray next to both. Each attack barely hits, but it counts, and that’s all that matters.

“Magmortar! Thunderbolt!”

Magmortar arcs a Thunderbolt across the sky. By some absolute fluke, it manages to get the real Vlad as he’s flying back. He screeches out in surprise and almost goes crashing down, but he rights himself before crash landing and twirls back up into the air.

That hurt a lot. Just from one hit, Vlad’s a weak attack from being knocked out. Well, Robert’s not the Elite Four’s powerhouse for nothing. You’d hate to see his power combined with Emma’s strategy.

“Darmanitan! Taunt!”

Darmanitan tries to follow up from that lucky hit, but taunts one of Vlad’s Double Team versions instead. It fails. His eyes go back to spinning from confusion.

Dragonite flies at Magmortar with Dragon Rush, but misses as he sidesteps in his confused wandering.

“A close call.”

“Indeed, Chip. But can Robert deal with Kat’s status effects? And Can Robin continue to produce opportunities to lure Robert into unfavorable conditions?”

“What a gripping match!”

[That’s it for tonight. I’m hoping to run Tuesday for realsies this time. Thanks for coming everyone]

>>46745100
Damn. We gotta use roost next time.

Nice thread Gobble. Went better then I expected.

>>46745100
Thanks for running.

>>46745100
Night Boss!

>>46745100
This is gonna be a 6+ thread fight huh?

1 thread and it's 2 down for Robert and 1 down for us.

>>46745100
Thanks for running Gobble.

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>>46745100
Night gobble. Cynthia a best!

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>>46745148
[Might be a long one, but then again, double battles aren't necessarily long as one Pokemon tends to be ganged up on and knocked out quicker.

Infernape and Nibbles are both the only one's KO'd, but Charizard is heavily damaged and will insta-drop against stealth rocks, Heatran has a little damage, Magmortar has a little more damage and is confused, and Darmanitan is confused as well. Vlad has great evasion.]

>>46745124
>>46745128
>>46745143
>>46745186
>>46745205
[Thanks for coming!]

>>46745295
lewdest picture of the night.

>>46745295
Don't forget that Heatran took a Thunderwave and is paralyzed.

>>46745295
I know Cynthia is the best, but you should see some of the Diantha lewd out there.

Like damn son

>>46745295
Good night gobbles! Thanks for running.

Vance/Jeanine is next lewdbin, right? Then a Robin and Clair date?

>>46745295
Fuck. Missed out again.

So, Double Team + Roost next turn? :P

>>46746039
Why not?

>>46746356
Kat seems to be quite fond of double-teaming