>>46799078
HYPE NINJA QUEST TIME!

Time to confront Madara!

>>46799078
UNLIMITED HYPE WORKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNB_SRHkDw

You stand before Madara, confidence rising thanks to the allies at your side, but a quick glance shows you that your Sensei is less capable than he boasts. You notice him visibly straining, despite not even doing anything yet.

"Kon, having both of these eyes is a huge strain on my chakra." Kakashi tells you. "I'm already running on fumes. I'm more liable to drop dead from chakra exhaustion during this battle than die to Madara. Kamui is powerful for sure, but I'll probably only be able to use it a few times. We have to make it count."

You quickly run through the situation again in your head.

Madara can freely move those orbs around for both offensive and defensive uses, and they destroy anything they touch that doesn't have Nature chakra. He has an unknown number of invisible clones, that can phase into effecting only things Madara wants them to. He has the ability to absorb Ninjutsu and Genjutsu, as well as all the other Six Path abilities, though he would have to stop absorbing jutsu to use any of them. And finally, he has access to his likely huge repertoire of jutsu. Easily the most formidable enemy you could have imagined.

You have on your side Lee, Guy, Tenten, Kiba and Akamaru, Kakashi Sensei, and yourself. Two Taijutsu specialists, two Sages, and two users of Space-time Ninjutsu. Not counting the technique you yourself haven't tried. If there was ever a time...

"Sensei, Kon." Kiba speaks up. "We can't afford to keep trying until something sticks. We're on a time limit. You got any ideas?"

>A.Let Kakashi Sensei handle the strategy

>B.Try to capture the orbs like before

>C.Try to run interference with the Flying Wind God

>D.Try to move in and attack him yourself

>E.Give directions (Write-in)

>F.Other

>>46799219
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNB_SRHkDw [Embed]
I love you, Laze.

>A.Let Kakashi Sensei handle the strategy
Kakashi's the smart guy here.

>>46799219
Lets use his own orbs against him. Infuse our impact cloak with a layer of nature chakra and knock them into him. And also keep his balls away from people in general.

>>46799219
>>A.Let Kakashi Sensei handle the strategy

>>46799219
>A.
Let Kakashi direct general strategy, though suggest that we try this. >C.

>>46799219
>C.Try to run interference with the Flying Wind God

>>46799219
>A.Let Kakashi Sensei handle the strategy
maybe we could port Guy and Lee close via FWG? I dunno leave it to kakashi.

>>46799266
>>46799290
>>46799291

You've got a couple of ideas, but you decide to defer to Kakashi Sensei. He's never let you down before.

"Well, we need to make sure our attacks hit home above all else." your teacher starts. "Those orbs need to go. Kon, if you can trap them like you did before, I can warp them away. The problem being, he might wise up to that. It's a question of how many we can get away with. Likewise, that Limbo jutsu is going to be our biggest obstacle. We need to be really tricky if we want to avoid it. Tenten and I will stay on alert and try to deal with them, but Kon, if you get the chance, take it. As for offense, Lee and Guy can keep harrying him to keep him on guard. If we take away enough of his defenses, Kiba and Akamaru will have a chance to slip through and hit him. Though you could do just as well, Kon. Really, you're the most versatile one here. I know you can adapt on the fly, so go ahead and do what you think is best. I myself am going to be waiting for a perfect opportunity. It might drain all the chakra I have, but I know I have one good attack in me."

"So Lee, Kiba and I are on offense." Guy replies. "Sounds good to me. Let's go, boys!"

The three of them head off, while Tenten and Kakashi get ready to counter Madara.

>A.Stay here and capture any orbs Madara sends out

>B.Get close to the others and be ready to move a Limbo clone away from them

>C.Join the attack yourself, put even more pressure on Madara

>D.Other

>>46799586
>A.

>>46799586
>A.Stay here and capture any orbs Madara sends out

>>46799586
>>A.Stay here and capture any orbs Madara sends out

And if we get the opportunity, try to knock one into Madara.

>>46799546
You know, Madara didn't use limbo when he fought 8 gates Guy, so I was thinking if here he was, and then Madara was acting all smug cause Night Guy was gonna hit his limbo clones, but then we port him around and hit him from the other side

That would be cool as fuck

>>46799586
>A.Stay here and capture any orbs Madara sends out

I just realised how close we are to the quest being over

Fuck...

>>46799779
Yeah, it's this fight against Madara and then just the epilogue, unless Laze wants to do The Last or Boruto The Movie's events.

>>46799586
>B.Get close to the others and be ready to move a Limbo clone away from them
Could we use our instinctive chakra manipulation to incorporate Flying Wind God's spatial warping into our chakra cloak, make it so that we can interact with them regardless of their extra-dimensionality?

>>46799613
>>46799627
>>46799646
>>46799665

Sensei said you're the best one to deal with the orbs, so you get ready to catch any more Madara sends out. Hopefully this time, Madara will be too distracted to get them back before Kakashi can warp them away.

Lee and Guy start another flurry of attacks, keeping Madara dodging like before. Tenten has weapons strewn about all over, and is warping over and over, moving Lee and Guy around randomly to keep Madara from targeting them back. Kiba is standing a bit away, and dives in for a Nature chakra enhanced attack whenever Madara tries to clear too much room.

In response to being so boxed in, Madara tries to hit Lee and Guy with a couple of orbs, forming them into wide blades, but you capture them with your Nebula Sphere. At this, Kiba moves in to attack, keeping Madara's attention on him.

"Kamui!"

At your teacher's command, a portal opens up over the two orbs, and they disappear.

Madara manages to knock his adversaries away with what are presumably his limbo clones, then sees his missing orbs.

"I can't allow you to keep using that jutsu." Madara says, forming some hand signs. "You'll have to die first. Sage Art: Storm Release: Fang of Light!"

Madara expels a purple beam from his mouth towards Kakashi, who doesn't react fast enough. Luckily, Tenten grabs him out of the way fast enough to save him.

Just then, spikes rise from the ground and impale Madara.

"W-what? who did this?" he asks, while cutting himself free with a transformed orb. You see his wounds heal quickly.

"Looks like even you can't sense that jutsu being used." you hear from behind you. It's Kabuto. "If only it were strong enough to defeat you on its own."

"Nothing but Sages and Space-time Ninjutsu here." Madara complains dryly. "This is getting to be absurd."

>A.Try to get more of the orbs

>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others

>C.Attack

>D.Give directions (Write-in)

>E.Other

>>46800184
>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others
>D.Give directions (Write-in)
"It's natural selection, man. You already killed or drove off everyone who wasn't. You have no one but yourself to blame for your current situation."

>>46800184
>>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others

>>46800184
>C. Attack

Madara, a man thought to be long dead and who is now floating around with godling powers, thinks he has the right to call something absurd.

>>46800184
>>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others

Use barriers to protect them from the orbs.

>>46800184
>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others
>You drove off or killed anyone with anything less, kinda your own fault jerk.

>>46800184
>A.Try to get more of the orbs
>E. Now be fair, Madara. Lee here actually has crippled chakra coils, restricting him to pure taijutsu. He deserves some recognition for actually being a significant part of this fight.

>>46800362
That's fanon, actually. Lee's got perfectly normal chakra coils, he's just shit at non-taijutsu skills.

>>46800184
>>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others

Does everyone have a marked kunai? We should so tenten can warp to any of us if we aren't right next to a marked weapon.

>>46800184
>>B.He won't fall for that again, protect the others

>>46800236
>>46800244
>>46800292
>>46800300

As much as you'd like to get rid of more of those orbs, you doubt Madara will give you the chance. You decide to move to protecting the others.

"Well, it's your own fault, Madara." you tell him. "You drove off anyone with anything less."

"Sounds like we're being forgotten, Lee!" Guy shouts. "Let's show them that Taijutsu is not to be taken lightly! Let the power of youth explode!"

"Yes, Sensei!" Lee replies. "We are not to be looked down upon!"

The two of them jump back into the fray.

"As for the fodder..." Madara says, turning to the teacher and student. "You are nothing more than an eyesore."

Madara shoots a huge Fire jutsu in their direction, and they dodge to each side. Right while Madara had limbo clones waiting. They are hit off guard, and pushed straight into two orbs. Luckily, Kiba and Kabuto bat them away to keep them from getting hurt. However, they are immediately set upon by more limbo clones, having to fight just to stay aware. They can't let the invisible foes distract them, or they could be open to a fatal blow.

You move in to help, and activate the Flying Wind God for the first time. You feel exactly how it works. You can use the seals on your bracers to move things around in space-time to follow them, regardless of their original movement. You take up position by Kiba, and start waving your arms at any threat that comes your way. Both jutsu and orbs are pushed around you, and perhaps even the limbo clones, though you can't see them to be sure.

Everyone is on the defensive. You are all protecting each other well enough, but there are no opportunities to attack. Madara has too many ways to attack too fast. Something has to be done.

"This isn't working." Guy pants, still dodging. "Lee and I are only useful as distractions at our current level. Lee can barely keep up, I'm already at seven gates, and he's too fast and durable. I might have to use it here... the eighth gate."

>>46800736

>A.It's too early to resort to that

>B.That could outmaneuver him

>C.Go on the attack yourself

>D.Come up with another way of getting Madara open (Write-in)

>E.Other

>>46800736
>A.It's too early to resort to that


>C.Go on the attack yourself

Jesus Christ he can't touch us with his ten tails BS because wind god OP.

>>46800736
>C.Go on the attack yourself

>>46800763
>A.It's too early to resort to that
>D.Come up with another way of getting Madara open (Write-in)
Get everyone who can cast a mist jutsu to do so. He's waiting for the clouds to clear, so let's give him more clouds. When he's busy clearing the mist away, we attack.

>>46800736
>A. It's too early to resort to that.
>E. Keep it ready, though...once we have a way to put him down for good, you may have to.

>>46800763
>>A.It's too early to resort to that
>C.Go on the attack yourself

>>46800763
>>46800826
Supportin

>>46800860
I support this good idea.

Even if he uses wind justu, that's time he spends not doing nastier shit.

>>46800763
>>A.It's too early to resort to that
>>C.Go on the attack yourself

Also go into sage vision to see if we can sense the limbo clones with out boost from the first.

>>46800826
>>46800838
>>46800867
>>46800871

The Eighth Gate. A technique that bestows incredible power, but certainly kills the user. You don't want Guy to use that if he can help it.

"It's too early to resort to that." you tell him. "I'll go."

You break off from Kiba and Guy, and rush toward Madara. He tries hitting you with his orbs a couple of times, but you move them away. You also take a hit from a limbo clone, but you move it with you as you're knocked back, and dash forward once the way is clear. Soon you are face to face with the man.

"You just might be the most troublesome one of all." Madara scorns. "Where did you get such an obnoxious jutsu?"

You start attacking Madara with your Impact enhanced Taijutsu, but he uses his orbs to full effect. Blocking your kicks and punches by forming barriers with them, forming one into a sword and forcing you to redirect it or dodge. He's not just fast, it's like he has a whole additional set of limbs to fight with. He hits you more than a couple times with his limbo clones, but you endure. As far as damage goes, they are the least of your worries. They are really and a problem because they keep you from avoiding actual dangerous attacks. At one point, you're about to take a huge Fire jutsu straight to the face, but Kabuto knocks Madara off balance while Tenten moves you around to his other side. You are about to take the opportunity to attack, but you find yourself being completely enveloped by a black orb.

"No point in redirecting that." Madara chuckles. "Have fun in there while I deal with these others."

You hear the sounds of fighting continue as you bang on the inside of the orb. It moves around a bit, but it doesn't crack in the slightest.

>A.Try to break through somehow (Write-in)

>B.Try to move this orb around with you inside

>C.Call for someone to help you

>D.Other

>>46801235
>A.Try to break through somehow (Write-in)
Push impact chakra into the orb in multiple places, similar to how you can having ripples bouncing off off eachother until it cracks

>>46801235
>A.Try to break through somehow (Write-in)
Impact and nature chakra vibrates this shit to bits.

>>46801235
>D. feel through the orb with your own Chakra. Between Hashirama's sage mode and your own somewhat ridiculous control, maybe you can find a more permanent solution to this jutsu?

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>>46801235
>B.Try to move this orb around with you inside
>pic related

>>46801235
>A.Try to break through somehow (Write-in)
A reverse Nabula Sphere, with a constant outward expansion of Nature Chakra.

>>46801235
>>B.Try to move this orb around with you inside
Time to become the human boulder. We will know just how Choji feels.

>>46801235
>C.Call for someone to help you
Tenten. We've got a Flying Thunder sweal, she can just teleport us out, no problem.

>>46801235
>>B.Try to move this orb around with you inside

Smash into the fucker hamster ball style.

>>46801585
This might work actually. Supporting.

>>46801235
>>46801585
Nice callback m8

Supporting

>>46801585
But the Flying Thunder God is speed, not straight up teleportation.

>>46801912
You've got that backwards. The normal Body Flicker is speed so fast it looks like teleportation, the Flying Thunder God is true teleportation.

>>46801912
Wrongo m8e

It is indeed teleportation.

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>>46801288
>>46801356
>>46801414

You think about how to get out of here. Your Impact chakra has always caused problems for other chakra. Maybe it can give you an opening through this orb.

You focus and push both Nature and Impact chakra into the orb, trying to disrupt it. You see the surface ripple, and try harder. As you push more and more chakra into the orb, you see it starting to stretch, and little tiny holes form in the surface, like that of a sponge. You keep trying, but it gets harder and harder to get the holes any bigger, and they stop at about hand-sized. These orbs are made of some tough stuff.

Luckily, someone comes by and finishes things for you.

"All Killing Ash Bones!"

Kabuto sticks a bone into part of the orb, dissolving the area around the holes into a large enough hole for you to jump through. Unfortunately, Kabuto has to stop the jutsu before entirely destroying the orb, to avoid destroying his own arm.

You get back to the fighting, seeing everyone still on the defensive. It seems Madara has started to make even more use of his limbo clones now, as all of them are constantly taking hits they can't counter. It's only through Tenten and Kakashi that they can avoid Madara's most dangerous jutsu.

"You vermin are all very good at dodging." Madara notes. "I'll have to increase the scale."

Madara floats up a bit into the sky, then makes some hand seals. You recognize them.

"Tengai Shinsei."

You look up to see a whole rain of meteors. It's not comparable to the jutsu he used before. This one looks to cover the entire isthmus.

"No!" Kakashi yells. "This could take out the entire alliance! I have to stop them. Everyone, this might be the last thing I do here. Kiba! To me!"

Kiba and Akamaru run over to join Kakashi, as he gathers all the chakra he can for a jutsu.

"Susanoo!"

You see a giant humanoid construct form around Kakashi and your teammate. It has wings, and takes flight toward the meteors.

>Continued

>>46802134

"Let's get this rolling, Akamaru!" you hear Kiba yell as they raise into the sky. "Just gotta put some Nature chakra in here, and give it a spin!"

The Susanoo holds out two shuriken, then expands them to fuma shuriken size. The whole figure begins to spin, and phase into and out of existence. The sound it makes is like the howl of a wolf. They approach the first meteor and shout the name of their jutsu.

"Horkew Kamui!"

They hit the meteor and it disappears, then keep spinning, heading for the next one. They go from one meteor to the next, warping away each one they touch. Eventually, they are all gone.

"Impossible!" Madara shouts. "That jutsu should have been enough to kill all of you! And you aren't even an Uchiha! How could you use a Susanoo to such effect?"

If there was ever a time to attack, it was now. Madara is distracted.

>A.Tell Guy to go for it

>B.Attack him with the Kongosho

>C.Have others join you and get close to hit him

>D.Other

>>46801912
Would have taken this, but I was already writing. Sorry

>>46802156
>A.Tell Guy to go for it
>C.Have others join you and get close to hit him
Gai's the hammer. We're the anvil. He hits all out, we use barriers and Nebula Sphere to keep Madara in place.

>>46802156
>C.Have others join you and get close to hit him
Let's save the Kongosho for destroying the moon when it shows up, eh?

>>46802156
>A.Tell Guy to go for it
>C.Have others join you and get close to hit him

>>46802156
>A.Tell Guy to go for it

>C.Have others join you and get close to hit him

Where is sauce man?

>>46802245
He's off with Naruto in the dream world getting a power up from the Sage of Six Paths.

Also, my bad, I don't want a glass him situation here

A is telling Guy to go 8th gate, if you just want him to fight with the rest of you, that's covered under C

Also errands, back in a bit

>>46802288
Don't worry, I think it was clear enough already. I got it, anyway.

>>46802245
Hopefully he'll be too late to the party. The moment he and Naruto show up, we become irrelevant. Or at the very least drop in relevance a great deal. I really want us to defeat Madara and prevent Kaguya's return before they wake up. It would be so poetic for the dumb Mary Sues to be so busy getting their bullshit power ups that they missed the day being saved by the people who actually put in the work.

>>46802156
>C.Have others join you and get close to hit him

>>46802156
>A.Tell Guy to go for it
Now or never

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>>46802368
Anon that is far too much sodium for a human to live with, you seriously need to dilute with some fresh water or you'll choke.

Christ anon i don't like it either but have faith in Laze, he isn't some dumbass faggot, he's a cool faggot who knows how to right a good quest so chillax.

Kon will always be the ninja this world deserves, and no amount of faggotry can change that.

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>>46802588
No. No compromise when it comes to the main characters. Theirs is an existence that is incompatible with ours.

>>46802705
>killing the sauce man

Anon, please, why are you trying to ruin Team 7 by killing a bro? Do you really need to justify your fragile existence by forcing an OC into being the main character that much?

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>>46802705
Since when were you under the impression that we weren't the main character?

>>46802156
Why can't we go with guy while he is in 8th gate mode I'm pretty sure with our impact chakra mode we would be able to keep up with him. He'll have ten ten put a deal on guy and we can just bounce around Madara while guy is kicking his ass. Would make for a pretty kick ass ultimate jutsu

>>46802860

Have we really always been the main character, anon? Have you always been subtly steering us in that direction, to obtain our destiny in this quest while also respecting Sasuke for being such a bro?

>>46802840
Sorry, I gave the wrong impression, there. I don't want to kill them (well, maybe Naruto). I just want to utterly invalidate their accomplishments. And yes, I do need to justify my fragile existence. I'm pathetic!

>>46802860
Since around the fight with Pain. It's when I started feeling that way.

>>46802368
>>46802705
How could we possible defeat MADARA UCHIHA without being a reincarnation?

>>46802971
Hey, anyone can kill Madara if they have enough firepower (which we do, we've got a bunch of very powerful ninja with us here). It's killing Kaguya that's only possible if you're the Chosen One.

>>46802961
B-B-But Sasuke is a great guy in this! He's a great friend, we can both be great together and without each other, we would be incomplete! Besides, at least we're not dog bro.

Also, yeah, honestly fuck Naruto because his bullshit is unjustifiable and we have no ties to him whatsoever. If it was instead a Team 7 victory over Kaguya and a Sasuke and Kon victory over her, that would be perfectly good because it shows that we're stronger than her thanks to us not being alone or some bullshit.

>>46802961
I thought we were just a fill-in for Naruto's heroic absence?

>>46802705
source plz

google fu fails me help

>>46803047
Just like canon Sasuke; LNQ!Naruto needs his redemption. After he helps save the world we can welcome him to the village with open arms. I mean, Orochimaru and Kabuto are obviously going back with us. Why can't Nacho?

>>46803025
If she does show up I vote that we touch her ears.

>>46803047
It kind of feels like Sasuke abandoned us, in a way. We were his best friend/rival. We're the one who he proves his strength against, who was there for him when he was down, who helped him become the man he is today. And now just because of a mirror-world illusion and some destiny bond, Naruto's his foil? I thought we had something special, Sasuke.

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>>46803124
cause mexican food is shit

>>46803137
Destiny choose him to be Naruto's partner in crime. Reincarnation and prime universe(canon) business. It's out of our control.

>>46803081
That's Kumagawa, from Medaka Box. He starts off as one of the villains, eventually becomes an anti-hero (and going by the character polls, the most popular character in the series. Good for him, he got his wish). Medaka Box is a very meta-textual series, the characters know what role in the story they fill, and a large part of the plot is driven by their frustration with the character who has the role of "boringly powerful main protagonist" and how she keeps stealing the show away from them.

>>46803124
What? No, they're all going to die. The moment Kaguya is dealt with we kill them to prevent them from being a threat in the future. Remember, our whole thing is that we're not the messianic protagonist archetype, we don't have to be all-forgiving. And these people more than earned their deaths, far more than any redemption can make up for.

>>46803047
>Besides, at least we're not dog bro.
Oh yeah, I forgot. He's the Sakua in this.

>>46803247
Just you wait. They are all going to come back home with us.

>>46802156
>>B.Attack him with the Kongosho
Use this first, he will either repel it or absorb it or get hit, if Limbo clones attempt to intercept it'll go through them

>A.Tell Guy to go for it
If Madara uses an ability he will be open if not he just gets hit twice

>>46803259
No, we're the Sakura. Kiba's the Sai. You know, the member of the team that everyone keeps forgetting about and keeps trying to prove his worth as a result.

>>46803301
Even Naruto? It would be so easy to kill him. You just know he's going to have a big dumb fight with Sasuke like in caon, but with their roles reversed. So there's going to be a point where he's lying on the ground exhausted and missing an arm. It would be so easy to kill him at that point.

>>46803342
>So there's going to be a point where he's lying on the ground exhausted and missing an arm. It would be so easy to kill him at that point.
That's when we all smile at the fact the war of the brothers is over. And everyone lives happily ever after. He becomes a traveler like canon Sasuke, fucks Hinata and leaves her as a single mother with two kids.

>>46803406
>Implying that Hinata wouldn't follow after him again.

If we tell Guy to 8 gate it he's gone, we have no naru to ress him. It's down to us.

So...Kon opens with our ulti madara will either block or have limbo take the hit (and will likly still get struck) or absorb it or push away

This leave him open for Kabuto to impale him briefly before tenten grabs Guy and teleports him behind Madara for a SEVEN GATE roundhouse kick into Kiba's fang over fang

>>46803198
>large part of the plot is driven by their frustration with the character who has the role of "boringly powerful main protagonist" and how she keeps stealing the show away from them.
That sounds really annoying to watch

>>46803438
It varies. Some of it's good, some of it's bad, much like any other shonen series. Kumigawa's a definite highlight, though.

>>46803438
>watch
read*

>>46803436
>A plot point would be Burrito thinking his real mom is Sakura

>>46802203
>>46802208
>>46802241
>>46802245
>>46802389
>>46802401

This may be the best chance you all get, and you need to take it now. You think of having Guy use the Eighth Gate, but you want to try not to. That's the most desperate measure. Still, you may not have a choice, and you keep it in mind.

"Guy Sensei, be ready if this doesn't work!" you call before dashing forward. "Everyone, let's go!"

Tenten, Lee, Guy, and Kabuto join you and head for Madara. Kabuto is able to get him unawares like before, while Lee and Guy get close and pummel him for a bit. You burst in with a strike of your own, strong enough to dislodge him from the ground spikes and send him flying.

Lee and Guy make to follow, and are headed off by limbo clones. They are knocked around a bit, before Kabuto has the ground move to give them a boost and get away. Two more orbs are sent in their direction, and Tenten zips over to move one away, while you stop the other in a Nebula Sphere. But the orbs keep coming, and Tenten can teleport them away, but not get rid of them. Meanwhile, you can only stop them for as long as you focus, and only if Madara doesn't knock them out of your grasp with his limbo clones. While you trap the orbs, Lee and Guy do all they can with Tenten's help, but he's still too fast for them.

Suddenly, you see Kabuto jump at one of the orbs you have trapped. You release the sphere around it, and he stabs it with his ash bone.

"Dealing with these is keeping you from fighting, Kon." he says. You can see his hands start to crumble as the orb does. "Let me get rid of them for you. Madara's not going to take himself down."

Kabuto finishes one of the orbs, then moves to the next. As he destroys the orbs, more and more of his arms are crumbled away, faster than his regeneration can counteract. By the time he's done, his arms are nothing but dust.

"That's all I can do for you, now..." Kabuto pants. "Go on... You have the strongest ninja ever... to defeat."

>Continued

>>46803515

Kabuto falls to his knees, then on his stomach. His regeneration seems to be working, slowly but surely. The rest of his body is in no danger of disintegrating, he just passed out from the pain.

Now the orbs are gone. You see Kakashi and Kiba have landed. Your Sensei is clinging ever so slightly to consciousness, but he won't be going anywhere any time soon. In fact, he needs medical attention to survive. You can't let this drag on any longer.

Over at the fight, you see Tenten and Lee are both exhausted. Madara has even started toying with them again. Kiba and Akamaru run over to join the fight, but are intercepted by more limbo clones. You look at the sky. The moon is already partly visible. You don't have much time.

>A.Fire a Kongosho

>B.Tell guy to use the Eighth Gate

>C.Try to use a combination with someone else (Write-in)

>D.Other

>>46803462
I was refering to the main character being an all mighty badass being the annoying thing to see most of the time

I've liked that thing happening once in One punch man, everything else just turns me off

>>46803535
>B.Tell guy to use the Eighth Gate
TIME FOR NIGHT GUY!

>>46803556
Kumagawa is worth reading the whole series for

>>46803535
>A.Fire a Kongosho
fuck him up

>>46803535
>B.Tell guy to use the Eighth Gate
>D.Other
Be ready to follow up Gai's assault. Madara is going to be seriously weakened after that, it's our best chance to take him down.

>>46803556
Oh, I see what you mean. But she's not really the main character, she's the character with the role of "main character". The plot mostly focuses on other people.

>>46803535
>>A.Fire a Kongosho

>>46803535
>>D.Other
Box him in with barriers while Guy goes Kenshiro on his zombie ass.

>>46803535
>B.Tell guy to use the Eighth Gate
We don't want to lose our mode, guys. We know this isn't the end.

>>46803642
>zombie ass
He's not dead anymore.

>>46803691
Okay, kind of metagaming there, but we have no guarantee and we get one shot. Better safe than sorry

>>46803535
>>B.Tell guy to use the Eighth Gate

>>46803535
>>C
Tell Guy sensei we are sorry it came to this, it's been an honour to see his mastery and vibrant youth
>B
and then follow with a Kongosho immediately behind him, fuck madara up once guy is out the way for sure

>>46803535
>>B.Tell guy to use the Eighth Gate
Time to shine

>>46803726
>metagaming
We already know kongosho eats up the impact sage mode m8

Maybe Naruto will give us a solid and revive Guy.

>>46803535
>B
for sure but be close in behind him so that we can continue to strike once Guy has done his thing? maybe give guy an impact tag to put on his foot...stun lock Madara a tad more

>>46803535
>A.Fire a Kongosho

>>46803766
That would require Naruto to actually care about people, which he has demonstrated he does not. He cares about "people" as a nebulously-defined concept, not as actual individuals.

>>46803535
pretty much these>>46803625
>>46803642

>>46803827
If we promise him he could live in the village and marry Hinata; he'll give us a solid.

>>46803868
nah the love is more on Hinata's side Naru aint gone into Waifu mode yet, hence Karin's annoyance.

>>46803535
>B
Then u and lee get in there and rip out that fuckers eyes... we need a tailed beast tugo war at some point, we can use naruto to form the link and then all of us here yank'em out.

>>46803868
Why would he want that? Living in the village means dealing with people he has nothing but contempt for. And he doesn't think of Hinata like that, he's not capable of reciprocating love.

I wonder what our perfect dream looks like in the tsukuyomi

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I just Kon to have a chance to suit this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6SS6uWI-k&feature=youtu.be&t=24

>>46803535
>A.Fire a Kongosho
AT THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>46803934
our parents are alive

Guys Idea once Guy has done his thing while he charges we summon Enma then go behind Guy to get dragged behind in his slipstream before channeling an ungodly amount of Chakra into enma and playing softball with Madara's head.

Sage Strength+Tsunade strength control+enma+impact chakra= *softball bat noises*

>>46804009
Damn, anon.

...Which girl is best girl in the dream, Kurotsuchi or Tenten?

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>>46803934
>>46804009
>>46804041
Implying we don't use space/time fuckery and shear will to pull a Kamina and wake everyone we can up.

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>>46803585
>>46803625
>>46803691
>>46803755
>>46803756
>>46803761

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNKPCsP6WjQ

There's no other way. None of you have a way to hit Madara hard enough save for one. It's time.

"Guy Sensei!" you call. "I'm sorry, but there's no other choice. We need the Eighth Gate. The rest of us will keep him open!"

"Don't be sorry, Kon." Guy replies. "This is the way of things! The old leaves fall and provide nourishment to the new, young leaves! That is when youth burns at its peak! When you have something you would give your life to protect!"

Guy takes his thumb and presses it to his heart.

"Here I come, Madara!" he shouts, red steam starting to come off of him. "The Eighth Gate: Gate of Death, open! You will see the ultimate form of Taijutsu!"

Guy explodes forward toward Madara, while Lee, exhausted from maintaining the sixth gate for so long. He looks on with tears in his eyes.

"Go Guy Sensei!" he shouts. "Your youth burns brighter than anyone!"

Guy makes some punches, the force of the air hitting against Madara with every swing. Madara attempts to dodge, but you form barriers to box him in. The only way out is to Guy.

"Evening Elephant!"

Guy's attack hits home, but it's still not enough. Guy is about to keep going, but he is set upon by limbo clones. Tenten tries to come over to get rid of them, but Madara starts firing jutsu in Guy's direction.

"You are certainly the strongest Taijutsu user I've ever met!" Madara praises him. "A fitting man for my final battle!"

Guy can't get a clear shot, and Tenten can't get rid of all the limbo clones. Kiba is trying to go for Madara, but keep getting hit by jutsu. You need to do something.

>A.Have Tenten warp Guy, you'll deal with the limbo clones

>B.Go after Madara, keep him held down until Guy can get a shot in

>C.Join Tenten and clear a path for Guy

>D.Other

>>46803934
It's a world where Naruto, Obito and Madara don't exist. Because Kon's a realist. He wants to make it a better place, but he doesn't just want it to magically get better. He knows that the effort of building the perfect world is what matters. The only thing that he really wants to happen out of nowhere is for all the people trying to hide away from the world to go away.

>>46804080
>>C.Join Tenten and clear a path for Guy
give the man his moment.

>>46804080
>A.Have Tenten warp Guy, you'll deal with the limbo clones

>>46804041
Tenten

Less headache in the relationship and I prefer her to kuro

Also those God techs in one kid

Gotta eat dinner

Back in a while

>>46804080
>C.Join Tenten and clear a path for Guy

>>46804080
>C.Join Tenten and clear a path for Guy
Go out in a blaze of glory you young wonderful bastard

>>46804080
>>C.Join Tenten and clear a path for Guy
Don't steal Guy-sensei's moment, but if we have to hold the fucker in place while he does it

it's a shame because I don't wanna force Guy into doing this but I see little option.

>>46804080
>D. KONGOSHO AT THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>46804295
I don't know why you guys think that would work, the moon is really big and really far away

>>46804295
The Kongosho can't even destroy a small asteroid. Why do you think it would destroy the moon? Especially when, in the world of Naruto, the moon is guarded by an army of robots and giant ninja crabs?

>>46804342
Because Hashirama sage modo and the fact that we really don't know what the upper limit is on what's effectively the most deadly precision attack in the history of ninjutsu that doesn't involve Truth Seeking Balls.

>>46804393
Oh, it rekt the small Asteroid, and it kept going. All we have to do is fracture the moon enough to make it useless for the Infinite Tsukiyome.

...there may be some collateral.

>>46804427
No, it did not. It broke the asteroid into several smaller but still quite large pieces, which had to be handled by other ninja. Naruto's Tailed Beast Ball utterly destroyed the second asteroid. Laze has stated that Hashirama's little chakra transfusion won't make us anywhere near as strong as Naruto. So we're still not strong enough to destroy even one little asteroid. The moon will shrug it off like it was nothing.

>>46804404
then why don't we say use it on Madara while he is using another Paths ability so he can't absorb it?

>>46804080
Whatever the responce be right up in Madara's grill and rip out his fucking eye, nice reverse of canon when he took Kakashi's to get to Obito. If we remove the eyes he can't cast and that buys us more time.

>>46804482
Yeah taking out an eye would be a good idea...

>>46804482
>>46804553
So a Kongsho right in the eye? I'm for it.

>>46804709
Not unless he's using another Rinnegan ability. Otherwise he'll just eat it.

>>46804080
B.

BLAZE ON GUY SENSEI

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>>46804112
>>46804151
>>46804180
>>46804202

It's Guy's moment. You are going to clear a path for him and let him shine.

You rush over to him and Tenten, where they are trying to get away from some limbo clones.

"Hey, Kon, I've got an idea." Tenten says. "Guy Sensei, we'll cut a path for you."

Tenten throws out some kunai in a line straight from Guy to Madara. She then grabs a hold of your vest.

"We're going along with Guy Sensei, and you'll keep the way clear with your jutsu." Tenten explains. "We better hope this works, cause it'll be all I can manage."

Guy begins to run forward, picking up speed. Tenten moves you along with him, teleporting from kunai to kunai, using your technique to ward off any chance of Guy being interrupted.

"Running at me in a straight line?" Madara smirks. "Not exactly subtle."

Madara makes to move, but he's suddenly held in place by a two headed dog biting on him.

"You're not going anywhere!" Kiba says, even as Madara pummels him. "This is Guy Sensei's ultimate attack! With this, he'll save everyone!"

You and Tenten go down the line, clearing the way for Guy as he goes faster and faster. The steam around him takes the shape of a dragon. Eventually, you get right in Madara's face. Tenten then warps to Kiba and grabs him before warping away.

You appear near Kakashi. You also happen to notice that the clouds have cleared from in front of the moon.

"No!" Madara yells. You see an eye open up on his forehead. It's like a cross between a Sharingan and a Rinnegan. "It's too late! I'm casting the Infinite Tsuku-"

He doesn't finish his sentence before Guy hits him head on.

"Night Guy!"

Madara is struck, and instantly coughs up a huge amount of blood. His body is ground away as he's pushed across the ground. Eventually, the dragon pushes him up into the sky, before finally burning out.

>Continued

>>46805157
Burn with youth, Guy-sensei!

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>>46805157

Madara and Guy both fall to the ground not too far away from you. Guy's body looks like it's turning to ash. Meanwhile, most of Madara's body is entirely gone.

You're about to go and make sure the job is finished, when a black mass emerges and surrounds Madara.

"Thank you for your service, Madara." it says. "You've fulfilled your purpose. You can go ahead and die now. The Infinite Tsukuyomi has already begun."

"B-black Zetsu!" Madara coughs. "What is this? I created you!"

"I tricked you into believing that." Black Zetsu responds. "In reality, you were my pawn. Just like all these pathetic humans. Now, Mother is about to finally revive. Rejoice, for your body will serve as her vessel."

The moon turns red, like you saw before in that illusion. But this time, there are more tomoe. You think that this can't truly be the end. Not after all this effort. Suddenly, it goes dark around you.

"Sorry I was late." you hear. "Traffic was a mess."

It's Sasuke. And his left eye is now a Rinnegan. You're within his Susanoo. You look around to see Kiba and Kakashi Sensei also here. As well as three people you didn't expect. Naruto, Karin, and Jugo.

>A.What's happening

>B.What happened to you

>C.Ask why Naruto and the others are here

>D.Other

>>46805195
>>A.What's happening

>>46805195
>D.Other
Tell Naruto that he's not welcome here.

>>46805195
>B.
"Please tell me you're not going to go all 'I will become a god' or something with that eye..."
>C.

Anyways, lets find out why edgy, fangirl, and edgy's tagalong are here because we definitely don't know why.

>>46805195
>D.Other
Attack Naruto.

>>46805195
>D.Other
Push Naruto out of the Susanoo, we don't know what he's done to Sasuke but if he's treating him like an ally it can't be good.

>>46805195
>C. The fuck're you doing here, Mister 'I-need-a-fake-world-because-I-can't-be-bothered-to-change-the-real-one'?"

>>46805195
>D.Other
Attack Naruto. The Infinite Tsukuyomi's his doing, he's the enemy here.

>>46805195
D. Punch Naruto and ask what the fuck he's doing here

>>46805195
>>A.What's happening
Your Late Sasuke, thats unlike you, you look diffrent? it's the haircut, you got a new haircut.

>C.Ask why Naruto and the others are here
I'm assuming there's a plan her for why i'm not about to throw an Adamantine Thunderbolt through him....

>B.What happened to you
But jokes aside, it looks like I missed something...

>>46805282
You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that one anon was right about Naruto sounding like that one faggot from Nocturne.

>>46805195
>A.What's happening
>B.What happened to you

>>46805195
>D.Other
Kill Naruto while we still have a chance.

>>46805293
>>46805195
this

>>46805288
>>46805241
I sense same fagging, we are not attacking Naru, atleast not now

>>46805195
>B.What happened to you
>A.What's happening
Something tells me you know more than me at this point.

>>46805195
>C.Ask why Naruto and the others are here
Let's not attack him though, not really the time

>>46805195
>D.Other
Give up, since we're clearly no longer relevant.

>>46805195
>>B.What happened to you
>>C.Ask why Naruto and the others are here

>>46805195
>>46805293
I chuckled but pretty much this ask sauseman why we ain't blowing Naru away.

>>46805195
>D.Other
Attack Naruto.

>>46805349
Why do you stick around if you're just going to bitch?

>>46805304
what the fuck is nocturne and that guy from said nocturne really is as much of a shit head as nachos?

>>46805220
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>>46805371
Stop hating on Nalt. The fate of the entire world is at stack here.

>>46805195
>D.Other
Hit Naruto with a Kongosho. If the world's ending, now's the time to settle our petty grievances.

>>46805381
You do you stick around if you're just going to suck Naruto's cock? Okay, stupid question, you stick around to suck Naruto's cock. Sorry, I'm mad, it's inhibiting my quipping skills.

>>46805310
dude get over the fact only like 2 of you want Naru dead. We need him atleast for now if we are to survive this. Accept the fact we need him and move the fuck on.

>>46805195
>>46805293
Keep it simple with this also this makes 18 respones so unless same fagging we aint killing Naru

we wait until after the fight to kill the asshole.

>>46805394
>>46805417
How are we going to stop Kaguya without Naruto? Answer me that.

>>46805456
We don't need Naruto. We need the seal inscribed on his hand. We'll cut it off.

>>46805394
>>46805371
>>46805310
>>46805241
we are not killing Naruto ffs I know your trying to same fag and fix this but it aint gonna work shit stain.

>>46805195
>A.What's happening
I bet you have an answer don't you Sasuke

>C.Ask why Naruto and the others are here
Do you want me to give the Fox a free pass or is he still on the hit list?

We be Sasuke's right hand man yo

>>46805456
The same way we solve every problem: Violence.

>>46805489
So you acknowledge that killing Naruto would be fixing this?

>>46805389
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne which is the third game in a JRPG series. Basically, you as the half-human/half-demon Demi-fiend recruit and fight alongside demons after the world is destroyed and set to be reborn based on the belief system created by one of the few remaining humans. One of the people who you can side with in this struggle and whose ideal world you can create literally wants everyone to be more or less sealed away in their own cozy little world due to his feelings of inadequacy and uselessness during the early part of the game, believing that living alone in a fantasy land is better than actually working in some fashion to make reality better.

I may be a bit biased against him, but every time I hear his (and by extension, Naruto's) plans, it comes off as escapism to the worst possible extreme, that of socially cutting all ties to those you love in the name of supposedly 'making everything better'.

>>46805195
>>A.What's happening

>>46805525
Killing Nardo won't stop Black Z's mama.

>>46805525
We should not kill Naru, Kon is smart enough to see that if Sasuke is here with him and all that we know it's fine. We may not be happy with it (i still think Kon would bear him a kind of grudge for having the intelligence of a biscuit) but we would not start shit here, it's Sasukes call now.

>>46805527
Actually, you know what, I'll give Naruto this much. He at least fought a tiny bit for what he believed in unlike the fuck in Nocturne who literally wants you to do all the heavy-lifting.

>>46805566
No, Kon's smart enough to know that the villain who keeps talking about controlling everyone with illusions, is probably controlling someone with illusions if they're his enemy and inexplicably working with him now.

You guys are hating on the Naruto here, ignoring the fact he could have been the lovable Naruto there(canon). It's just like Kakashi with the past and current Obito. Think of the Naruto he could have been instead of the one he is.

>>46805599
Aren't you forgetting that Kon let Orochimaru heal Itachi? If he can trust someone like him, he can trust Naruto.

>>46805622
Itachi was about to die. Kon had no other choice. He has other choices than Naruto, here.

>>46805599
We also know the Sharingan says "fuck you" to most genjutsu and Sause is our squads best at it, so we'd trust him. depending on how Sasuke responds to our questions will let us know. If he says Naru was right ill side with you but until then nope, Naru is gonna live

>>46805605
Hey, at least I don't want to kill the guy. I just want to tell him to fuck off after this final battle because he drives me up the wall with his bullshit plans.

Original Naruto was an admirable guy, LQN Naruto is a shit.

>>46805628
Yeah, most. The Infinite Tsukuyomi is not "most" genjutsu, now is it? Bear in mind that we also have the OOC knowledge that Naruto mind-raped Kurama and his parents' chakra imprints, so there's no reason to think he didn't do it here, either.

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>>46805605
>Ignore the one shithead currently in front of us that exists right now and think about the really airheaded but cool guy that does not
You wot

>>46805677
Hey, we met a version of the airheaded but cool guy in Obito limited Tsukuyomi. So it's something.

>>46805713
Yeah, and he was still a jerk, Because of him, our best friend abandoned us! If I'm being honest, I think that's part of why I want Naruto to die so much. He took our friend away, made himself the most important person in Sasuke's life.

>>46805218
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>>46805489

The situation is a bit confusing, but you get the feeling that Sasuke knows more.

"Sasuke, what happened to you? And what's happening out there?" you ask, before turning to Naruto. "And what is he doing here?"

"While we were out, we spoke to the Sage of the Six Paths." Sasuke explains. "Yeah, a bit far-fetched, I know. But apparently we're transmigrants of his sons that had a feud. He gave us a whole history lesson, but the important part to know is that the Sage's mother, Kaguya, is being revived out there. All the conditions have been fulfilled. She's here to take back all the world's chakra for herself, and turn everyone in the Infinite Tsukuyomi into Zetsu to do her bidding. Naruto is here, because we both have half of the seal needed to seal her away again. So at least for now, we'll have to work together. I don't know what his buddies are doing here, though."

While you process what Sasuke said about the Sage, Kiba speaks up.

"Why would you help us?" he asks Naruto. "You wanted this, didn't you?"

"I thought the Infinite Tsukuyomi was the best option we had." Naruto explains. "It was always a compromise. But after talking with the Sage, I know exactly what I have to do. I'm not conflicted anymore. But first, we have to stop Kaguya from taking everyone's chakra. Also, these two really shouldn't be here. It's too dangerous."

"We go where you go, Naruto." Jugo says. "It's always been that way. Infinite Tsukuyomi or no."

"Your Sensei doesn't look good. He's lost a lot of chakra." Naruto notes. "He might die if nothing's done. I can give him some life force to keep him alive. Also that Guy guy out there, too. I should be able to stop the damage he inflicted to himself."

>A.Do it

>B.No, we don't trust you

>C.How would you do that?

>D.Ask Sasuke about something in more detail (Write-in)

>E.Other

If Naruto sacrifices himself fighting Kaguya, make sure to call him the coolest guy. Since the canon coolest guy didn't get to have his moment.

>>46805752
A.

>>46805752
>C.How would you do that?
already fucking shit up eh?

>>46805752
>B.No, we don't trust you
>E.Other
"Give us the other half of the seal, then get out."

>>46805752
>>C.How would you do that?
>D.Ask Sasuke about something in more detail (Write-in)
Can we Trust him?
If sauce says yes
>A Do it

>>46805752
>E
I don't really trust you but if you can save my friends please do.

>>46805752
>A.
"Fine..."
>D.
"So you and him are kind of brothers, huh...? Anyways, if you two have the seal, then what should the rest of us do? Run interference?"

>>46805752
>A.Do it
See? A fucking solid like I fucking said.

>>46805752
>B.No, we don't trust you

>>46805752
>>A.Do it
"Well I already has Orochimaru save itachi...may as well go all the way". Look at sauske when he looks shocked at this, yeah It's been one hell of a day, Give Kabuto a Boost too.

>D.Ask Sasuke about something in more detail
Hang on a sec your the reincarnation of the Sages son? An I anything cool? Can we rip the Tailed Beasts out of her form to weaken her?

>E.Other
"And Naruto I think I know what your plan after this is going to be...but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it"

>>46805826
Fair enough, anon, and it looks like he's finally getting out of that dream-world bullshit. Maybe there is some hope for the little shit who almost became a rip-off of a Nocturne character.

>>46805752
>B.No, we don't trust you
Why would we ever trust him?

>>46805752
>A. Do it
>E. "The world's already ending, do whatever you want. And on that note," Kiss Tenten full on the mouth.

>>46805855
You don't just decide that you're no longer a terrorist and all your past crimes are forgiven.

>>46805752
>E.Other
"I'm pretty sure they'd both rather die than receive help from you."

>>46805855
Even though he was raised by a madman like Obito; he's still a Naruto through and through.

>>46805889
Seriously, when he's tired and missing an arm after his big dumb fight with Sasuke, we execute him gangland style. I don't know why anyone would want anything different.

>>46805889
Um, in Naruto you clearly can.

>>46805889
Real world wise, true, but given the fact that canon!Sasuke was forgiven for his bullshit with a few favors by Kakashi and Naruto, it wouldn't surprise me if he got off for it mostly scot-free

>>46805889
Kabuto and Orochimaru

>>46805826
Bullshit. Just you watch, once we're done with Kaguya he's going to pull something evil, just like how in canon Sasuke did once they defeated her.

>>46805826
ok fine you called it

>>46805752
>A
Naruto, how did you get the Nine Tails to work with you since it was effectively suicide for Karuma...

>Just realized quite a few demons know Kon. The Nine, Eight, seven, five, four and One tails met him and a little more of the Three Tails. The only ones that ain't encounted Kon are the 2 and 6 tails. Maybe Kon can get a little tailed beast Chakra Cocktail as a passive minor power up

>>46805939
And I'm still all for hunting both of them down after this is over.

>>46805752
>B.No, we don't trust you

>>46805921
>we execute him gangland style.
We do our handseals sideways?

>>46805953
Yeah, isn't that odd? There is no rational reason why Kurama should be working with Naruto. Just like there's no rational reason why Asura should be in Naruto. But hey, Laze wants this story, so I guess we'll just have to deal with it.

>>46805752
>>A.Do it

>>46805994
No, that's gangsta style. Gangland style is when you stab them in the throat.

>>46806004
For all we know: Asura was the villain.

>>46806004
Oh for the love of fuck, if you're this fucking salty about this shit, then how about you make your own fucking quest and barely write half as well as Laze has and put up with bullshit from people like yourself when you fail to satisfy them.

>>46805752
>B.No, we don't trust you
Death before dishonor. And there are few things less honorable than getting help from Naruto.

>>46806058
It's like you don't want Naruto to be our broken ace in the future.

>>46806046
How about Laze writes a quest where he doesn't cherrypick canon to fuck us over while benefiting his little author's darling so much?

>>46806087
And now i wanna play ace combat zero again

>>46806097
Again, how about you just get the fuck out of the thread if you're this pissed about it?

>>46806097
Even if it's canon or fanon; Naruto generates arguments among fans over what should happen.

>>46806126
Because you're having fun wrong.

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>>46806150

LNQ!Naruto is now the Canon!Sasuke of this quest among fans, I see.

>>46806208
Yeah, that's a pretty good summation of him. The awful character who somehow took over the story, keeps getting attention lavished on him by the author, receives power ups out of nowhere without any good reason for them and who will probably get away with attempted genocide just by apologizing for it. That's canon Sasuke, alright.

>>46806208
I swear if the Sages forgive him we're going rogue just to hunt down Orochimaru, Kabuto and Naruto.

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>>46806026

You look down at your Sensei. So far, you've done everything you could to stop people from dying in front of you. You're not about to let your pride kill someone now.

"Do it." you tell him. "I mean, I already let Orochimaru heal Itachi."

You see Sasuke's eyes go wide. You quickly reassure him, while Naruto walks over to Kakashi. He places his hand on Kakashi, and you can see Kakashi open his eyes.

"Naruto?" he asks. "What are you doing here?"

As Kakashi pushes himself up, Sasuke explains what he just told you.

"So we're still not done." Kakashi sighs. "Well, at least something good may come of this. You said you could heal Guy, right?"

"Not right now, he's trapped in a pod from the Shinju." Naruto says. "We'll be too busy fighting to cut him out. We need to take care of Kaguya first."

"So we have to fight her, huh?" Kiba asks. "A goddess. Sounds pretty tough. What are we supposed to do, if you two are going to seal her?"

"We have no idea how powerful she is." Sasuke tells you. "We might need all the help we can get. Besides, I didn't get you guys in here for idle conversation. There's no one I trust more to watch my back than my team."

Sasuke lowers his Susanoo. Near you, you can see a few pods attached to the roots of a tree. These roots seem to extend forever.

In front of you, you all see a floating figure, a woman with horns, wearing a kimono. There is a smiling face in the darkness of her sleeve.

"These are the ones, Mother." the face says. "The last humans who have your chakra. Take it from them, and it will all be yours once more."

"My chakra..." Kaguya says. "I will take it back."

>End of Chapter 81

Next thread should be Saturday

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>>46805953
>Just realized quite a few demons know Kon. The Nine, Eight, seven, five, four and One tails met him and a little more of the Three Tails. The only ones that ain't encounted Kon are the 2 and 6 tails. Maybe Kon can get a little tailed beast Chakra Cocktail as a passive minor power up

Thats actually an intresting point, while it was not much contact each has seen him in diffrent sisuations, it'll be intresting if they all see him from within Rabbit Godess and actually think he's a cool bloke. Maybe Chakra Samples are on the books?

>>46806533
Well, we'll need something, seeing how we're currently the most useless person here.

>>46806550
Karin is with us right? We are at least the 3rd most useful person there.

>>46806576
Nope, she can heal and provide chakra to other people. We can't even do that.

>>46806503
Thanks for running Laze.

Did we do good taking down Madara in time?

in refrence to this post >>46806533 do the Beasts have an opinion of Kon like that or to harking at the wrong tree

I'm asuming everyone else is body sntacher pods atm

does that mean they are in a dream? IF so what are Kurotsuchi and tenten dreaming about...is it Kon. Little details Laze

Thanks again for running and see you next time

>>46806599
>We were trained by tsunade
Yep

>>46806646
Right, forgot about that. So we're exactly as useless as Karin, then. Small comfort.

>>46806550
Kakashi is still out, Karin can't fight, We're better at it than Kiba he just uses more adds which mean more targets, better than Juugo at fighting too. Honestly we're probably the 3rd most powerful person here.

>>46806503
I figured out our final attack Laze, A Super dense Nebula Sphere tipped Kongosho, with a Wind God cloak to make sure nothing can intercept it. Kaguya is going to erect a barrier Sasuke can't face through and Naruto can brute force open, so it will fall to us to pierce it with an attack that can go through anything.

>>46806610

Yeah, you did. I was hoping Naruto and Sasuke wouldn't have to bail you guys out, no one would like that

Most of the beasts don't really pay too much attention to everyone their host meets, so the four, five, and seven tails don't have any particular opinion on you. Among the other ones, really only the eight tails is particularly fond of you. The three tails thinks you're alright though

They are

Kurotsuchi is dreaming about being the best Tsuchikage ever, and some other things

Tenten is dreaming about being recognized by everybody as the best Kunoichi ever, and having all the coolest weapons ever, and some other things

>>46806717
And "third most powerful person here" is the exact same thing as "worthless" when it's only the two most powerful people here who can do anything about the opponent we're facing. Be realistic: Is there a single technique we have that will be anything more than an annoyance to Kaguya? I mean, maybe I'm just having a failure of the imagination, here, but I can't see it. At least Kakashi has Kamui, that will be useful against her. And Juugo and Karin can pass chakra to people, I imagine they're going to be doing that to fuel Kakashi. I guess you're right about us being worth more than Kiba is, here, but that's not much. What's left for Kon to do?

>>46806745
So in regards to getting the beasts to let Kon get a...sample of sorts, is that off the table?

Do you want to tell us how Naru got to the state/mode he is in from that behind the scenes stuff or will it be revealed later?

If Sasunoo blocks the light are there any other Uchiha who have it...say Itachi....keeping other people safe?

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>yfw we are going to sacrifice ourselves fighting Kaguya

>>46806693
Motherfucker we took on the Third Raikage by ourselves. Third Raikage who was an immortal zombie with infinite chakra. That was before we got the upgrade from the First Hokage. We easily outrank Karin by a couple miles.

>>46806833
>implying we arn't gonna sac naruto for his faggotry to kill kaguya, steal his 9 tails and proceed to shit on canon.

>>46806833
I still think we should surprise Kiss her or hug her to startle her and make an opening, since she does have a motherly side it may give us the chance we need, she is a rabbit after all

>>46806829
I guess you could ask them if you get a chance, not really something I would bank on though

You guys will find out later

It was just Sasuke's that did that

>>46806821
Pretty sure a Kongosho will drop any barrier she puts up, and her if she gets hit by it. I wouldn't be surprised if barriers stop her bones or slow them down a great deal too. And if we can supercharge our nebula sphere like our heavenly lance to Kongosho I'm pretty sure we'd be braining her with a black fucking hole.

>>46806837
And none of that matters when fighting Kaguya, because she's still too strong for that to be anything more than an annoyance, so only the healing will wind up actually used. So we're effectively in the same category as Karin.

I'm convinced that nobody pays any attention to how broken we really are. We have never once come anywhere near dying. We get away with fucking everything. And we just got a move that can fucking do tons of shit like nobody's business. We are almost a fucking Gary Stu if it weren't for two particular characters.

>>46806881
Her barriers are holes in space-time, they can't be destroyed by anything other than space-time jutsu. And I'm not so confident we can stop her attacks with our barriers, both because of raw power (Kabuto was destroying Truth-Seeking Balls with his All-Consuming Ash Bones, I can only assume hers are even stronger) and because, again, she can make holes in space-time, barriers will only stop her for the moment it takes her to adjust her firing angle. And the whole "strong enough Nebula Sphere would be a black hole" thing is pure conjecture.

>>46806940
I'm convinced nobody pays any attention to how broken Kaguya really is.

>>46806878
Seriously, are we going to be anything other than a support role in this fight? I don't want any "without Kon, Naruto and Sasuke never would have defeated Kaguya", I want "Naruto, Sasuke and Kon defeated Kaguya". Not just facilitating a victory but having a victory.

>>46806991
I'm not talking about Kaguya, people have been bitching how weak we are for the whole quest, yet we pretty much never have any trouble, we barely get even fucking get hurt.

>>46807037
It's mostly >>46807032 this guy everytime.

>>46806878
When/if they get out I was gonna play it like give me samples of your chakra so you can all have a meeting point so you don't all split up again, you can always have me pass messages on and so on? Don't really want a huge powerup just something that gives Kon more Validity lore wise rather than power level dick measuring, with Kon been a diplomat I thought it would suit?

Dare I ask what Pervy Sage is dreaming of? So The waifu want Kon's kids..thats cool, does our Cousin? Whats Neji creaming of other than not having to mary Hanabi? Or What about Itachi? Does Kon appear in anyone elses dreams?

I was wondering sometime would you be willing to write up to generic background stuff where Kon is mentioned? Kinda like so we see Kon been mentioned or made relivent when he is not infact present or where characters reveal what they think of him to one another such as the girls when they were in the springs? seeing it from their perspective?

>>46807032
That's up to you guys

>>46807061
So "no", got it.

>>46807037
The only real bad thing that has happened to us is that we don't have near infinite chakra like naruto so we constantly have to sit out of fights. I'm 100% sure we could've beaten naruto before his sage talk. I dare say we still have a chance to defeat him while we still have the first hokages power-up.

>>46806955
Did you forget those dinky(powerful yes, big no) bones literally cannot touch us? We could literally draw all her attention and unless she wised up and started thinking(not her strong suit when angry) she could do jack shit. As for barriers we don't need to stop them, just slow them down a little. Given we have the "understand how to make jutsu work" chakra upgrade from the first we can probably figure out a way to hit and hurt her.
Besides all that anons have been whining about how underpowered Kon is this whole quest. He isn't he's a scary motherfucker, yes he might not wield the sheer power Sasuke or Naruto wield, but he can wield it better with what he has if we think about it.


>>46807076
Anon stop bring a whiny shit. Leave or simmer the fuck down.

>>46807061
Could we coat our attacks in something like the wind god cloak?

>>46807117
pretty much this

>>46807058
That is something you could ask them when they get out

Jiraiya is dreaming of a nice comfortable life with no worries, and also beautiful women

Deikida is dreaming of a world where everyone loves explosions, and practices appropriate safety measures Because then her family would be whole and happy together

Neji is dreaming of the Hyuuga all being great people and also of having more friends

Itachi is dreaming of his clan never being dicks

He's in quite a few, mostly your friends in the Leaf, but some others

I should have been writing stuff like that this whole time, but I haven't because of my chronic laziness. I really should, though

>>46807117
That is something you could try

>>46807258
We'd have a bonus to figuring it out because we still have the First's chakra yeah? Theoretically what would happen if we made a supercharged version of the Nebula Sphere?

>>46807258
when you say you "really should" could you please? I love your writing and I really wanna see this sorta stuff. Are there any you'd like to right that sound fun?

Also the Tailed Beast Diplomat sounds right up Kon's alley

Did Kon get mentioned or thought about by Sasuke in the Sage's History lesson? Were there any notable deviations form canon in that regard?

>>46807258
Since Impact chakra has this fun habit of absolutely ruining every jutsu it worms its way into, could we figure out a way to "poison" Kaguya by doing an Elemental conversion of a portion of her chakra to Impact?

>>46807364
Yes

It'd crush stuff even better

>>46807365
>I love your writing
Doesn't seem all that great to me, but thanks, anon. I just have to work up the motivation, which I've always had trouble doing. Maybe some suggestion will be able to make me excited to write it

Sasuke did think about you a bit. Also, the Sage noted how this time around was really weird. Backwards from how he expected

>>46807396
You could try it

>>46807469
>It'd crush stuff even better
Would it crush time and space too?

>>46807484
Time and space aren't really "stuff" per se. That's why Space-time Ninjutsu are so damn good. Good thing you've got one of those

>>46807469
Ok well ideas for Scenes
-The Hotsprings: for social and lolz but another groups view of things
-Maybe a snap or two of Sasukes 2 year trip wondering what we're up too? can build on his relashion to prev and how he views us when not with us
-Maybe the Frogs reciving word about Kon's progress and sauske hearing bout it
-How about the Tsuchikage talking to Kurotsuchi about Kon after he left or something, maybe our Uncle passing on the Akatski info we gave him and Tsuchi learns we gave it or something?

>>46807698
>>46807677
Here are more
-Sasuke speaking before his clan
-Sasuke's PoV of the Orochimaru hideout raid
-Maybe a little more detail of Kon training with Tsunade with Sakura and her talking bout him
-Maybe some scenes from HQ while we have been doing stuff?

>>46807677
Time and space can be affected if you make something dense enough, and crushing until there is nothing left is Nebula sphere's job.

>>46807698
>>46807746
You know, those all sound like pretty good ideas. The problem I have is that I just never start, and just procrastinate all the time. I think if I actually started to write any of these, I'd be able to do it. I think I'll try and set some time aside tomorrow to just write stuff. If I can just get the hang of it, I think it'd work out. Check in next thread to see if I actually succeeded

>>46807752
You can try to make a singularity, I guess

>>46807779
Well I'll wait hopfully, i'm the drawfag so i wanna see more of the characters so I can draw them with more character or unique Scenes. I've got faith in you Laze see ya next time

can someone remind what the wind god tech does again?

>>46807813
Changes attacks directions and speed basically

>>46807813
Space time jutsu that makes an attack always miss, even when it shouldn't. Caveat is the larger the area an attack hits the harder it is to have us do. Why it took Madara a while to counter us, because it cheesed his Limbos and Truth seeking orbs, because tiny attacks.

Also I need someone to tell me how cool my super awesome Ainu mythology reference that I totally just shoved in here because I had the idea yesterday was

>>46807984
Sorry Laze no clue what an Ainu is. Let me google fu for a second then I'll say how cool it was.

>>46807984
Oh yeah, it was pretty I don't remember what the reference was.

>>46807984
Sorry Laze google fu is failing me/ I'm being stupid. However knowing you it was probably pretty cool. Y'know seeing as everything in this quest is awesome in my opinion.

>>46808015
>>46808028
>>46808064

Kamui is a divine being in Ainu mythology, and they usually have Kamui based on animals, so I wanted Kiba and Kakashi to have a combo move so I could call it "Horkew Kamui" which means "Howling God" and refers to wolves

On a scale to one to ten, how much did Mardara hate Kon. Cause we are the main guy to mess with his plan.

>>46808126
>new obscure chakra nature
>hits sage easily
>power house
>fucks up Tailed beasts
>fucks up his plans and life


Fucker is just like HASHIRAMA!

>>46808113
That is actually badass.

>>46808126
Like an 8

>>46808113
Ooooh duh That scene was all pretty fucking cool.

>>46808142
>Kon is Hashirama reincarnated.

>>46808159
But we saw Hashirama. How would that work? Nonetheless I love that idea.

>>46808159
>>46808198
But Hashirama was a reincarnation of Asura. How could we be a reincarnation of a reincarnation? Especially when there is a reincarnation of the person our reincarnation was a reincarnation of.

>>46808249
Maybe a reincarnation of tobirama? That guy was a bad ass monster

Im amazed we handled the big M so fast...wonder what the First is doing at the moment or Lord Second?

>>46808355
That wouldn't be so bad. He seemed to take a liking to Tenten. Didn't Laze say he fought Kurotsuchi too? Or am I misremembering?

>>46808398
oooOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! THE SHOE FITS!

>>46808390
Lord First is pinned to the ground by those rods right? And Second is dismembered and thinking how awesome this fight is.

>>46808355
>>46808398
>>46808409
Noice.

>>46808142
i cackled like a mad faggot reading this.