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[12:23 AM, Tuesday June 30th 2015]

For the briefest of moments, everything…just stops.
Squad Carina, their demons, and even Duke Orias pause in their movements to watch Adrian Brown collapse onto the ground for unknown reasons. It was a rather unexpected and sudden event. One moment, he had been in the process of getting ready to toss a Dis-Poison to one of his demons, and the next? Boom, on the ground, unconscious and twitching.

Everyone has varying reactions. Brady, Victoria and Adrian’s demons are demonstrating myraid degrees of panic, from ‘oh shit’ to ‘ohmygodisheokay?!’. MacKay starts shouting into his COMP, “Man down, man down”, as Fitz moves to try and flank the enemy with consecutive blasts from her shotgun.

All Orias does is shrug, as if to say ‘not me’, and resume his attacks on the remainder of Carina Squad.

Then time resumes, and everything starts going down the slippery slope of FUBAR. Hopefully that can be rectified before it's too late.

>Pick a character:
>Brady
>Fitz
>MacKay
>Victoria

>>46803267
>MacKay
He seems the most level headed/second in command type.

Unless you do some bad sin.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>46803267
>MacKay

>>46803267
>>MacKay

>>46803267
>MacKay

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>>46803323
>>46803379
>>46803396
>>46803403

Your name is Stanley MacKay, Devil Summoner of Task Force 666 and priest of the Roman Catholic Church. You say ‘priest’ and not ‘ex-priest’ because you were never formally defrocked by the overseeing Archbishop. Many men of the cloth, such as monks and clerics, Benedictines and Jesuits alike, have accepted the defrocking that came along with joining the Task Force out of the inability to handle the duties of both a Devil Summoner and a clergyman.

Not you, though.

There is still something you have to do before you can accept that. Not that you would ever harbor the desire to be deprived of the right to practice the functions of the ordained ministry. You’re quite too attached to the warm and fuzzy feeling that performing the holy rites fill you with.

But digressing from that, it looks like you’re in quite the pickle. Your leader is down and out for the count, and the demon Orias shows no sign of letting up or backing off. If anything, the big guy’s attacks have gotten more ferocious and deadly.

You shake your head and slap another magazine into your assault rifle and cambering a round in the barrel. Now’s not the time for trepidation or fear. Not if you can help it.

>Secure Adrian’s body.
>Join Fitz’s counter-attack.
>Custom

>>46803679
>>Join Fitz’s counter-attack.
MacKay is only other real fighter that's not Adrian.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>46803679
>Secure Adrian’s body.
Tell Fitz and the others to stand by and guard the Box Titania is in, since the task force is already sending reinforcements, as that call to them got interrupted

>>46803679
>Join Fitz’s counter-attack.
>Custom
Have Brady secure Adrian's body. He's our sniper right?

>>46803721
Orias is totally a distraction so some punk can grab the VIP (titania) while we fight off this dude. Since MacKay and fitz are the best fighters, we should at the very least have one on box-duty at all times

>>46803767
But we are literally right next to the box. The fight is happening around the car.

>>46803795
Still would be a good idea to keep someone on guard, and make sure that Fitz and the others don't get so into fighting they let Orias draw them from the car

>>46803679
>>Join Fitz’s counter-attack.
Someone let Titania out

>>46803721
>>46803762
>>46803919

Hefting your gun and commanding your demons, you rush forward to join Fitz in her counter attack. “Get Adrian’s body secure!” You shout to Brady and Victoria. “And whatever you do, don’t let anyone get close to that box!”

The Englishman hesitates before nodding sharply and making a mad dash towards your squad leader. “Aye! Victoria, on me now!”

Once you’re sure that they’re up and running to secure Adrian, you tear your eyes away from them and sprint towards Fitz. The former policewoman has Orias on the ropes, in spite of the perpetual flames that the duke blasts at her. Combined with her magical Force bullets and her Apsaras’ ice magic, it seems that she’s been doing a decent job of keeping him busy.

Not strong enough to kill him, though, even with the exploitation of his apparent weakness. Seems like he hates ice. But you digress. This is a Duke of Hell. It won’t go down without a significant effort on your parts.

You make it within range just as Fitz dodged a ramped-up Maragion spell that Orias expelled towards her.

>What should Knocker do?
>What should Hua Po do?

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>>46804219
>>What should Knocker do?
Bufu
>>What should Hua Po do?
Pester.

>>46804219
>Knocker: use Rakukaja
>Hua Po: Pester

>>46804219
>>46804262
>>46804268
these

>buying Pixie her hair dye never

>>46804219
>Rakukaja.
>Pester.

Both will buy us time in different ways!

>>46804313
>pixie using seduce on Adrian soon

>>46804456
We got rid of that actually. Kaz still hasn't updated her sheet yet.

>>46804475
>implying that will stop her

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>>46804268
>>46804306
>>46804411

“We need to buy time for the reinforcements to arrive!” You shout to your demons as you line up a shot. “Knocker, we need a defensive buff now! And if it isn’t too much to ask, you said you had a negotiation skill, Hua Po?”

She tilts her head, confused. “Yes, that’s right. Nag and…pester?”
You give her a tight smile. “Think you can try to Pester our friend from hell?”

Her eyes widen and her eyes dart towards Orias, you, back to the enemy demon, before stopping on you. “…okay, if that’s what you think is best.”

>Your demon is at 100% Loyalty.
>It will not question or disobey your order.

“Don’t stay if it gets dangerous, alright? Just do what you can to buy time without getting hurt.”

“Yes, master!”

With that, she flies right up to a surprised Orias and starts running her mouth. “Hey, mister demon? Listen, I was having the roughest time the other day…”

As the Chinese demon continues to distract your enemy, Knocker hits all of you with a defense buff. You feel the familiar flow of the magic reinforce your body, girding you in a magical defense. Attacks coming in from the big guy were gonna hit less than they originally would.

>How well does Hua Po succeed in Pestering Orias?
>Roll 1d100 – 50

Rolled 55 - 50 (1d100 - 50)

>>46804637
>“Hey, mister demon? Listen, I was having the roughest time the other day…”

Rolled 27 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>46804637
Sorry Hua Po, fire can't do shit here.

Rolled 88 - 50 (1d100 - 50)

>>46804637

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>46804637
>Hey

>Listen

Fuck.

>>46804660
>>46804670
>>46804687

At the sight of the Chinese wood fairy running her mouth and going on and on about the misfortunes of her other day, Orias isn’t too impressed. AS a matter of fact, the stoic mask on his face cracks for the briefest of moments. Retracting his snake-like hands, he redirects them towards Hua Po with an irritated snarl.

“Cease your blathering, you simpering twit!” He roars. You’re not sure what he’s trying to do. From the way the snakes’ mouths have opened wide open, he could have been trying to bite her. But the way he was flailing them about, they could have been trying to hit her. “I have no time to hear the woes of lesser beings! This is the field of battle, and I will not tolerate its mockery!"

>Orias has lost one of his Actions for the next two rounds!

Hua Po yelps, barely managing to dodge the swipe of his hands, and retreats back to your side. And just in time, too. As soon as she clears the field of fire, you squeeze the trigger of your assault rifle and open up on the Duke of Hell.

>Roll 1d100 + 20 to hit Orias with a three-round burst.
>Each degree of success guarantees another hit.
>Best of three

Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>46804904

Rolled 2 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>46804904

Rolled 62 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>46804904

>>46804904
Good on you, Hua Po!

>>46804914
>>46804918
>>46804927

For being such a large demon, you didn’t expect him to be as fast as he would. One of the bullets flies right past him, but two of them manage to hit Orias in the torso. Regretfully, they didn’t seem to punch through the demon’s body, let alone get in that deep into his vitals.

But the point remains that the damage was enough for him to stumble back, with a pained grunt coming out of his fanged mouth. The snakes thrash wildly in response to the pain, as well as the horse the duke is mounted on. Perhaps there was a symbiotic connection between the demon and his beast of burden?

That’s something to consider.

>Roll 2d10 + 4 Damage.
>Best of three.

Rolled 10, 1 + 4 = 15 (2d10 + 4)

>>46805056
Blat blat

Rolled 8, 7 + 4 = 19 (2d10 + 4)

>>46805056
Let's think, do we have anyway to turn Orias' fire spam against him?

Rolled 9, 7 + 4 = 20 (2d10 + 4)

>>46805056

>>46805085
Do these cancel each other out?

>>46805088
Not without Fire absorb or Mass Null Fire.

>>46805170
You don't crit or critfail damage rolls.

>>46805199
That's what I thought. Nice dubs btw.

>>46805171
Remind me, does SMT IV Orias(who this is based off given his weakness to ice) absorb fire himself? Can he set the area on fire to heal himself and cut us off?

>>46805250
Absorb yeah though it depends on what Kaz wants.

Rolled 41 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>46805250
Typically you can't absorb your own magic, though

>>46805298
Hmm, that could be a problem...
>>46805325
I think you can if it gets reflected back at you, so maybe he can heal himself at the cost of losing the fire in that area?

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>>46805085
>>46805088
>>46805092

Fitz moves in to follow up immediately after you pull back. She shouts orders for her demons, and they respond in kind. Lham Dearg bellows out a roar, and from his mouth, a wave of magical energy races towards Orias.

>Lham Dearg used Rakunda!

Not too far behind, Apsaras uses an ice spell, a Bufu. Crystalline shards of ice race towards the Fallen, penetrating deep and gouging out flesh wherever they strike. It clearly hurts, and Orias staggers back as permafrost starts to creep and form up along its various limbs and appendages.

“Well done, Children of Adam and Eve!” He shouts, struggling to break the ice forming around his body. “Do not hesitate to strike or exploit the weaknesses of the enemy. On the field of battle, victory in itself is honorable enough, and damn those who scream and cry about decorum and protocol. Everything is fair in both conquests of the heart and through the crossing of blades!”

>Roll 1d100 chance to Freeze.
>Best of three.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>46805668

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>46805668

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>46805668
dice give me another 100!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>46805668

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>46805668

>>46805702
Eh, you were close enough.
>Orias now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC8zz95rm8s&nohtml5=False

>>46805702
Close enough!

>>46805728
>>46805735
I apologize my mastery of dice only netted us a paltry 96. I will attempt to do better, and reclaim the 100 I rolled against Fitz.

>>46805702
4/20 FREEZE IT

>>46805777
THAT WAS YOU?! Good on you, anon! We should keep you in reserve for the really tough rolls, wouldn't want to waste that dice magic now!

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>>46805690
>>46805701
>>46805702

Orias manages to mouth that off before he completely becomes encased in ice. His mouth is frozen in what looks like a pained grin. At least, that’s what you think it is. You’ve gotten better since joining the Task Force, but there are some demons that are just too…not-human to read properly. Their facial expressions that is.

Fitz nonchalantly slides up to the Frozen demon and aims her shotgun point-blank at the heads of Orias’ snake arms, the right one to be precise. Without even looking in your direction, she unleashes a single round of Force-enhanced buckshot into the snake head…

…and causes it to promptly get blown off, covered in more holes than a block of Swiss cheese. The snake doesn’t even have time to hiss in pain or surprise before it hits the ground, shattering into countless tiny shards of ice.

Fitz pumps the spent round out of the gun and turns to you. “We need to hit him while he’s down!” she asserts.
“He isn’t gonna to stay like this forever. I’d rather do as much damage as I can while he can’t do jack shit to retaliate.”

>Yes. All-Out attack.
>No. Fall back to the van.
>Custom.

>>46805960
>>Yes. All-Out attack.

>>46805960
>Yes. All-Out attack.

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>>46805960
>All-out attack!

>>46805960
>>Yes. All-Out attack.

>>46805960
>No. Fall back to the van.
Come on guys, we're supposed to be protecting the Box with Titania in it. Let's not push our luck and find our Brady/Victoria got their asses kicked trying to protect Adrian AND the box at the same time.

>>46805960
>>No. Fall back to the van.

Get the van moving and gtfo. Priorities.

>>46805960
Can we turn our head 180 degrees to check if Brady and Vic are alright? Quick check like you are looking in your rearview mirror.

>>46806019
It's only gonna be MacKay, Fitz and their demons participating if you AoA. Brady and Victoria are out of range.

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>>46805960
>>Yes. All-Out attack.
Kaz, when we All-Out Attack, are there cut-ins of all the characters and a big smoke cloud with cartoon sound effects?

>>46806108
No.

>>46806130
>Kaz
I didn't realize that random tripless anons were Kaz.

>tfw still waiting for the sniper to take a potshot at one of the party

>>46806161
I don't need to be. The last time we did All Out attack on Brenda it was brutal and didn't any of the shit you described.

This is SMT mainline style, not Persona.

>>46805960
>Yes. All-Out attack
>>46806215
Yeah, where the hell did she run off to?

>>46806279
We didn't forget about the sniper. But it seems that MacKay and Fitz have.

Writing...

>>46806315
...Oh fuck. This can't possibly end well, can it?

>>46806237
>This is SMT mainline style, not Persona.
If this was Mainline style, we wouldn't have All-Out Attacks at all. This is a blend of multiple things, including SMT and Persona.
Hell, Kaz has said that a few times.
We also have the Devil Summoner title and Devil Summoner has never been Mainline.

So yeah, unless you're secretly Kaz, your opinion means about as much as me saying that it 100% is exactly like I described it. Because I don't need to be Kaz.

>>46806315
>TFW you're the only guy who voted to get back to protecting the mission objective
>TFW it's probably gone and Brady/Victoria are unconscious

>>46806315
Here we go...

Man we were literally talking about not getting drawn away and yet you guys completely forgot.

>>46806360
That way you get so defensive...

You're the Alicefag aren't you? That explains ALOT.

>>46805974
>>46805990
>>46805998
>>46806007
>>46806108
>>46806279

You nod. “We’ll do as much as we can, but then we have to rendezvous with the others. We can’t afford to let Queen Titania stay any longer here, exposed and vulnerable to attack!”

“Damn straight!” She crows back, making a ‘pumped’ gesture with her fists. Within seconds, her demons join her side, pawing the ground or cracking their knuckles in anticipation. “Let’s kick this guy’s frozen ass, MacKay! Dibs on the snake heads!"

Together, with Hua Po and Knocker standing by your side, you charge towards Orias, guns blazing and spells being launched at the frozen demon. Fitz lets out a war cry of cuss words and other profanities along with the discharge of her weapon.

Your ears turn red. You haven't heard that kind of language since high school.

Within seconds, the site of contact becomes a mosh pit of buckshot, shell casings, frozen flesh, and more than one spell being unleashed at point blank range.

>Roll 1d20 + 20
>Multiply result by 3.
>Best out of three.

Rolled 14 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>46806437

>>46806400
Everyone who disagrees with you is an Alicefag now? That explains alot.
Then again, it's easier to slap labels and make assumptions about other people then to admit your opinion on something in game means literally shit.

Rolled 8 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>46806437

Rolled 5 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>46806437

Rolled 7 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>46806400
Okay, not that anon, but you best not be insulting best daughteru, anon.
>>46806437
AHAHAHAHA!

Rolled 20 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>46806437

>>46806478
He threw a fit last thread because people were talking about Alice and posting art.

He also got blown the fuck out and resulted to muttering "No U!" at the end like an impotent simp.

>>46806479
Damn. Too late.

>>46806479
Goddamn, of course the Nat 20 is too late. Oh well, 34 x 3 is still pretty good.

>>46806546
>>46806553
The worst part is that when I posted I didn't see any of the other rolls

>>46806537
>Literal autism right here

>>46806537
Oh, okay. Carry on then-
>>46806479
NOOOOO! WHY DICE GODS?!

>>46806537
>Calling you out on your fetish
>Somehow that's throwing a fit.

Got issues mang.

>>46806570
Turn on Auto-Update. It'll update even while you post. Helps prevent that.

>>46806593
You're the person calling people Alicefags over unrelated shit.
I'm not the one with issues.

>>46806624
Nah see I didn't call people Alicefags.

I called YOU the Alicefag. The one who couldn't shut up about her last thread. Being under Anon can't hide the way you argue.

>>46806657
That's some pretty severe asspain there, bro. Might want to put some Preparation H on it and go to bed.

>>46806449
>>46806455
>>46806456

This has to have been the most damage you’ve ever gotten in on something for your entire career as a Devil Summoner. By the time you pull back, the duke of hell resembles nothing like the regal demon that had ambushed the others a few minutes ago.

The other snake has been blasted off completely, leaving him with two headless reptilian bodies for arms. Demonic ichor pours from the mouth of his mount as it stands up on wobbly legs, its breath coming out in short, pained gasps. Orias himself looks no better. Shards of ice are still embedded deep into his skin, and countless lacerations and cuts are laced across his skin.

But he doesn’t seem to be angry. On the other hand, he seems…thrilled?

“It has been many years since I’ve last taken that much damage from a mortal attack,” Orias grounds out. He spits out a mouthful of broken teeth and laughs. “Very good, Children of Man! You have turned what would have been a disappointing extermination into a challenge that has actually hurt me. You have made me feel pain!”

The roar that comes out of his mouth is one that is charged with fighting spirit, and the pride of a warrior. It actually causes nearby trees to groan in distress against the sudden winds, and you find yourself digging your heels into the asphalt to stay on balance.

“Very well, Devil Summoners of the Grey Order! I shall grant you the honor of fighting me at my full power!”

>Warning: enemy has used move registered in the database known as: {Luster Candy!}

>Stand and fight, keep pushing against him.
>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van.
>Custom

>>46806697
You know for someone who was being all superior cause he used 'No u' you sure sunk to his level pretty quickly.

>>46806734
>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van.

>>46806734
>>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van.
Motherfucker.

>>46806734
>>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van.
Run away! Freeze Shit! Do we have anything to remove buffs?

>>46806734
>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van.

>>46806734
>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van.
We've overstayed our time here, we need to get back to protecting Titania
inb4 she's gone because we wasted too much time on the distraction and left our support fighters to guard it along with adrian on their own

>>46806744
Easier to dismiss him and attempt to get on with the thread.

>>46806842
Well for next time don't ask dumb questions and then snap back when someone gives an answer.

I don't think Kaz bothered answering you cause the answer was pretty apparent.

>>46806882
“There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question.”

And man, why are you using this apparent psychic link you have with Kaz that lets you read his mind and make decisions on his behalf to act like a jackass over the internet?
Put it to good use and solve the mission for us!

>>46806964
I'm trying to help you anon, but if you keep coming back with stupidity coupled with smug superiority there isn't much I can do for you. I'm done.

>Put it to good use and solve the mission for us!
Don't All out attack. Wait you already fucked that one up.

>>46807023
>Wait you already fucked that one up.
Can't put that on my shoulders.
Must be a conspiracy by all those Alicefags to make you look stupid.

>>46806882
>>46806964
>>46807023
>>46807068
Can you all simmer down please?

>>46806734
>>Disengage and retreat, fall back to the van
Just got here. Are you using the p4 or p3 rules on downed/aoa?

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>>46806750
>>46806753
>>46806771
>>46806772
>>46806776

Some fights you regret walking away from, running away from. Painful memories that have kept you up at night for the last ten years. Events that you so dearly desire to rectify if you had the chance, and still have yet to atone for. Your reasons for joining the clergy, your reasons for joining the Task Force.

A second chance to rectify your greatest mistake, a sin that no priest can ever absolve you from.

“It’s too late to stop, Stan! There’s no stopping, no stopping nowwwwwwww!”


You close your eyes and exhale. "Stipendium peccati mors est..."

But this is not one of those fights. You know your limits quite well. The fact that the analyst from central is screaming at you to retreat only heightens the knowledge that it is time to withdraw.

Galvanized, you shout, “Pull back! Fitz, we need to pull back to the van!”

She regards you with a look as if you’ve lost your mind. “MacKay, are you serious? We’re just getting started here-”

You cut her off with a pointed look. “He was sandbagging earlier. And as much as I would love to go ‘Deus Vult’ and join you in beating back one of the worst enemies of my religion, I have no desire to have the mission fail. Central’s reinforcements are on their way. We just need to lock down the area-”

“Okay, okay, fine!” She huffs in annoyance as she joins your retreat. “Apsaras, Lham Dearg! It’s time to head out! We gotta head back to the Cadillac!”

>You and Fitz spent your actions retreating.

"What did I tell you about turning your backs, Children of Man?!" You hear Orias roar behind you.

>Warning: enemy demon used skill registered in the database as {Diarama}.

>Roll 1d100 Perception.
>Best of three.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>46807192

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>46807159
I dunno man, things seem to have already come to a boil imo
>>46807192

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>46807192

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>46807192

>>46807213
>>46807214
>>46807218
>Adrian and Titania are kidnapped. Vic and Brady are unconscious. And you don't see jack shit.

>>46807213
>>46807214
>>46807218
How I wish we were Adrian. MacKay isn't as good as percepting things.

Man, Adrian and Fitz really are the ones who don't job hard, huh?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

Rolling for FItz

>>46807285
>>46807306
Spoke too soon. No best of three for her?

Jack. Shit.

>>46807320
Why would Brady ever tell his demon to do that, man? To demoralize the enemy or something?

>>46807306
Dammit Fitz, Why must you job hard? Let me guess the sniper is using status bullets to incapacitate people while Orias blusters about.

>>46807306
And Kaz proceeds to prove me wrong. Fucking hell, guys, I fear the moment we die or get transported away from the team, cause this is sad.

>>46807357
We already did, it's why everything's going to shit right now; PLOT happened and kicked Adrian in the balls for Orias.

>>46807388
Fucking childhood friend repressed memories. Kicked in right when it mattered. High Pixie and Angel would be great right now.

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>>46807357
If we ever die, hopefully we'll be able to bribe Charon to come back.

>>46807409
Yeah, we really need to become a Meta Race and get over that shit.

>>46807435
I don't think Adrian has any Play Coins.

>>46807458
He accepts Macca too. Usually exactly half of what you currently have on hand.

>>46807475
I don't think we have any Macca either. Maybe he'll take a Life Stone.

>>46807475
>tfw calling tails and Dante takes half your shit

>>46807495
I don't know this feel cause I played DMC beforehand.

>>46807435
>post yfw we tell Charon we won't pay and will just wait.

>>46807511
Reference to SMT Nocturne/Lucifer's Call.

Rolling for ???

>>46807489
Life Stones make the world go round.

>>46807495
>Not playing DMC.
Man, even I saw that coming.

>>46807522
I think >>46807511 meant that because he played DMC he knew about Dante using the two headed coin before and didn't fall for it.

Rolled 52 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>46807522
Shit forgot to roll.

>>46807522
In DMC Dante has a coin with both sides as Heads. That's how I knew what to pick during the coin toss in Nocturne.

>>46807543
Welp.
>captcha is Hurt Rd
Fuck you captcha.

>>46807522
>>46807543
Please tell me Brady and Victoria let Titania out and that's her roll.

>>46807511
I never had a chance to play DMC1-2 when I was younger, I went back after, but not before I had played Nocturne.

>>46807578
At least you eventually played them. Some of my favorite PS2 games right there.

>>46807543
KAZ! We have Dante and not Donte right?

>>46807603
>KAZ! We have Dante and not Donte right?

>Por que no los dos?

Imagine that meeting.

>>46807603
Confirming that Dante, the Son of Sparda, is of the original franchise and not from the reboot.

For an April Fool's joke, I was considering featuring Edgy!Dante from DmC or having Fitz "reveal" that she was lesbian in a drunken stupor and try to hit on Victoria. Then I saw what had happened to 4Chan and then decided not to.

>>46807628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc

>>46807639
Probably a wise idea.

>>46807213
>>46807214
>>46807218

You don’t even have time to blink. One moment, you’re jogging along with your demons, and the next instant, a terrible, burning pain lances right through your thigh. You can’t hold back the scream that escapes the back of your throat as you lose your balance and spill onto the asphalt road.

“MacKay!/Master!”

>-8 HP

For the briefest of moments, all you can do is stare at the source of the terrible pain: one the size of your thumb right through an unarmored section of your leg, and another terrible wound from the opposite side. Crimson liquid weeps from the holes, rapidly coating your fatigues and the Kentucky highway in your life’s blood. Even moving in the slightest bit causes excruciating pain to race up your leg.

God have mercy.

You’ve just been shot.

Then you feel a pair of arms grab you, Lham Dearg from the musculature and roughness that pulls you up on your good leg. The Scottish demon doesn’t even break a sweat at the combined weight of your body and the equipment you’re carrying on your shoulders.

“Shit!” Fitz curses, as she fires at the oncoming Orias. The duke winces as the bugshot peppers him, but other than mild superficial damage, it didn’t seem to have done anything. “We need one of Adrian’s demons to get that fixed. Don’t think a Life Stone is gonna cut it for something that bad-”

You can feel the hairs on your arm stand up on their end as you see a bolt of lightning arc from the car and towards some unknown position in the tree line above the road.

“I missed the bastard!” You can hear High Pixie whine. “He’s still out there guys! Take him down, Mister Brady!”

(cont.)

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>>46807842
That's our High Pixie, taking initiative even with her Master down. And giving orders to other Summoners too.

>>46807888
So we're not letting her turn into that goofy Queen Mab thing or whatever, right?

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>>46807842

“I’d do that if you didn’t just mess up my shot!” He snaps back. “And you probably sent the sniper scurrying back to find another vantage point. Not to mention that – holy shit, MacKay!”

Victoria nervously stands around the trunk of the car, her eyes darting from one corner of the road to another. Upon seeing you and Fitz, her face breaks out into one of relief, then deep concern at the sight of Lham shouldering you all the way back to the car.

“Father MacKay! Are you-” She cries out. You give her a smile to assure her that you’re alright, but that quickly gives way to dread when she levels her assault rifle towards you. “Look out!”

She discharges the gun, and a stream of bullets smack Orias right in the face. That actually provokes a significant response. The demon reels back, clutching and groaning at the half-magazine of led currently stuck in his face.

“Jesus Christ…give us a bit of warning next time, Vicky!” Fitz curses, then yelps as shards of ice race towards the Stunned demon. "WHAT DID I SAY?!"

“Sorry!”

As soon as you make it back to the safety of the car, Adrian’s new demon approaches you with magic in her hands. “If you would hold still, good priest…” Angel intones.

>You were healed for +4 health.

Flexing your leg, you quickly thank her, and join the others for a quick briefing.

“Reinforcements aren’t gonna get here in time,” Brady mutters, lining up a shot. Mokoi and Jack Frost are joining Victoria in holding Orias off with magical attacks. “We’d be fine with the sniper, but I’m more worried about, you know, the duke of hell that’s slowly coming our way.”

>We need to get out of here.
>We need to stay and fight.
>Release Titania from the box.
>Custom.

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>>46807998
Nah this is our special snowflake Pixie's third form.

>>46808025
>We need to get out of here.
Orias is stunned. We need to move NOW.

>>46808025
>>We need to get out of here.
This is why we should carry grenades, actual grenades, not pop rocks.

>>46808025
>We need to get out of here.

>>46808025
>We need to stay and fight
Worst case scenario: >Release Titania from the box
Shit's going to happen if let her loose, BAD shit, I can feel it in my bones. We can't run away, survive, AND prevent the Queen from falling into the enemy's hands.

>>46808071
He's Luster Candied and he Diarama'd. But right now he is Stunned. Kaz capitalized that for a reason. This might be our only chance to make a break for it.

>>46808025
>We need to stay and fight.
Guys, reinforcements are on the way right now, if we run then it'll take longer for them to get to us, if they even can find us. Better to stand and fight here while waiting for reinforcements, considering Pixie and Angel can both heal, we're pretty well set for a temporary siege.

>>46808071
>We can't run away, survive, AND prevent the Queen from falling into the enemy's hands.

>tfw if we escape without the sniper taking out the vehicle we can almost guarantee all of those things at the moment

>>46808025
>>We need to get out of here

>>46808100
Or if we run our main objective is completed. Reinforcements are in a helicopter, they'll catch up.

Before you ask me how I know that, they said they had an 'eye in the sky' headed our way.

>>46808089
>Diarama'd
Wait, what? When? Ugh, that might limit our options..
>>46808105
That's awfully optimistic considering our roles so far.

>>46808131
rolls*
>>46808130
Maybe, but I fell like this is going to backfire.

>>46808100
>if they even can find us

Are we supposed to get lost on a stretch of highway? Better question, we're supposed to get lost when we have constant communication with the guys who are deploying the reinforcements?

>>46808025
Give one last Bufu barrage for Freeze then Run

Rolled 86, 31, 57, 44 = 218 (4d100)

>>46808089
Not to mention the fact that between four demons capable of using Ice magic, you've got a pretty good chance of getting in some extra attacks.

Speaking of which...

>Rolling for Jack Frost, Tagata Manu Gremlin and Apsaras chances to freeze.

>>46808100
It would take at least seven more hours of driving to reach the safety of the Fairy Kingdoms. Sure, you'd have sanctuary, but could you guarantee a safe journey to there?

>>46808130
That's a lightly-armed drone that's heading your way to provide air coverage and tactical info for the guys back at Central. In terms of actual reinforcements, they've only just exited HQ and took off from the air field.

>>46808025
>We need to get out of here.
There's nothing worth sticking around for anymore.

>>46808145
feel* Damn it, what is WITH me tonight?!

>>46808131
>That's awfully optimistic considering our roles so far.

Are you really using the dice as if they were a valid indicator?

Those motherfuckers don't know what they're doing, that's why you shouldn't factor the dice in as positive or negative.

>>46808160
>four demons
Five if you include Angel.

>>46808179
She just used Dia to heal MacKay, and will probably be with HPixie on heal duty for the fight imo

>>46808167
Eh, I suppose. Still doesn't look good for us.
>>46808160
We did freeze him though, go Jack Frost!

Kaz is the sniper a demon?

>>46808220
>Demon
>Using a Sniper Rifle
wat

>>46808220
>Implying demons know how to use guns.
It's a human. And that's all I'm saying.

Writing...

>>46808242
If Demons know how to ride Motorcycles, they can know how to use Guns.

>>46808234
>>46808242
It's just I am having a very hard time believing that a human sniper, so happened to be at the exact place we crashed our assailants car, when we could have crashed them ANYWHERE on this long highway. There needed to be SOME transit time.

>>46808255
>Implying they didn't plan for us to stop the enemy vehicle at this exact point
>Implying this isn't all part of their keikaku

>>46808242
Not that anon, but to be fair demons have used tech before, hell if you count Devil Survivor they figure a COMP out in at most a few hours. Guns would be easy. Also, this >>46808255. She's clearly not working with Orias, given she took shots at him.

>>46808274
She didn't shoot Orias. That was Vic.

>>46808274
When did she take shots at Orias?

>>46808279
>>46808281
Whoops, misread that.

>>46808255
Like what if Gryphon missed his attack and we fought for a few more minutes which is MILES when going 70 MPH. Would that Sniper go 'Well fuck I got to hoof it for a few miles' or would she just teleport there cause plot?

>>46808255
Teleportaion magic is a thing in SMT. As well as traveling through the Network to get from place to place.

>>46808274
>Demons and technology
Considering the fact that they already have magic and gun-like spells, one would think that demons operating fire arms would be somewhat of a moot point.

Writing...

>>46808308
>Teleportaion magic is a thing in SMT.
Then fuck the Task Force needs some cause we could really use reinforcements.

And if our enemy can just teleport wherever this mission was boned from the start. What's stopping the sniper from making more and more hostile checkpoints over and over again?

>>46808308
>That spoiler
...oh. Oh no. Oh please God no. By chance, is Hikawa mucking about? But to answer your question, you're forgetting that conserving magical energy is critical as well.

>>46808322
I assume that although teleportation magic is a thing, the sniper likely relied on something as powerful as Orias to do so; and most people don't have access to demons powerful enough to teleport.

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>>46808045
>>46808054
>>46808066
>>46808121

Checking behind you, you find the figure of Orias Frozen in a completely solid block of ice. This one seems to be a bit stronger than the others, considering that he just got hit by four consecutive ice attacks. The guy looks like he’s trapped in some kind of glacier.

You were once the captain of a football team, as well as a master sever and deliverer of homilies. It takes very little effort to school your voice into something more commanding or straightforward to the others. “We have to get out of here. There’s no way we can handle both of them at the same time.”

Brady and Victoria look ready to agree with you, but Fitz holds up a hand. “Wait, what the fuck? We’re just going to run? I thought we came back here to hold down the fort, MacKay…”

“It’s the best option,” You quietly assert. “We’re going up against something that’s in a heavier weight class than we are now. And right now, you’re too trigger happy to go up against Orias to think straight.”

“Well damn. Who died and made you…” The words die in her mouth as she looks to the unconscious Adrian. Victoria and Brady give her the stink eye, and High Pixie gives her the finger. You don’t give her any sort of scorn. She held no ill intent in her words.

You sigh, and respond with…

>“I’m doing what Adrian would be doing.”
>“This is what’s best for all of us.”
>“It’s not in the mission to kill Orias.”
>“Do you want to expend your life here?”
>Custom option.

>>46808440
>>“It’s not in the mission to kill Orias.”
followed by
>“I’m doing what Adrian would be doing.”
then
>“Which is what’s best for all of us.”

>>46808440
>“This is what’s best for all of us.”
>“It’s not in the mission to kill Orias.”
>I'm doing what I think Adrian would where he not incapacitated.
>What happened to him?

>>46808440
>“I’m doing what Adrian would be doing.”
>“It’s not in the mission to kill Orias.”
>"Now less talking, more getting in the car. That thing isn't going to stay frozen forever."

>>46808440
This >>46808451. Also:
>Pixie gives her the finger
That mental image made me laugh.

>>46808440
Hey Kaz what size is Queen Mab? And what does she look like?

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>>46808506
Big enough, anon. Big enough...

Writing...

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>>46808339
We've known the Network is a thing. The Bermuda Triangle is connected to it and poops things out at times.

People keep hoping a certain person will visit sometime.

>>46808525
See that looks to me like it's a human size fairy wearing armor inspired by 80s metal rock.

>>46808525
I can't unsee her having a beard in that picture, under the mask-looking face

>>46808525
She's a big girl. But if I took that mask off, would she die?
>>46808530
Yeah, but she's USING it., or at least that's what Kaz implied. As for that pic, any interaction with him would probably be extremely painful. For us.

>>46808575
We would bond over our Pixies and you know it.

>>46808550
>>46808551
>>46808575
Be hilarious if we got HP to evolve again into Mab and the first thing she did was rip the helmet of to reveal her regular face because she couldn't breath in it.

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>>46808593
Pixie Bros is a bond that stretches across dimensions.

>>46808603
I'm hoping she just stays looking like pixie and gets slightly bigger.

>>46808593
>>46808604
>Pixie bonding
Oh, well I can't argue with that. Fair point.
>>46808603
Just as long as we don't go over her helmet, we should be fine. If we did, we'd have to run away at ludicrous speeds.

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>>46808604

>>46808612
Probably not. However if there is another Queen Mab already in office she might just ditch the bad rock armor.


>>46808621
I imagine she'd have to ditch the ensemble if there is another Mab in office. Of course there is the alternative she evolves into ANY faerie queen that's missing from court.

>>46808661
She could always just evolve into a Super Pixie.

>>46808670
Level grinding is hard, and we'd likely have to steal that power from Demifiend's Pixie.

>>46808701
I don't think we'd have to steal it. There isn't anywhere saying there can be only one.

We just gotta make it down to the lowest part of the Labyrinth of Amala. No sweat...

>>46808451
>>46808463
>>46808466

“It isn’t our mission to kill Orias. It’s to get Queen Titania back to the fairy kingdoms unharmed and safe.”

She grimaces, and pinches the bridge of her nose together. “Yeah, I know that much. Guess…I just kind of got carried away fighting him…shit…”

“I’m doing what Adrian would have wanted, which is what’s best for the squad as a whole. And if he weren’t in this…” You gently nudge your squad leader’s leg with the tip of your boot, “Unconscious state, I’m more than certain that he would make the same decision. Trust me when I say this.”

>Fitz’s opinion of MacKay has improved!

“…well, I can’t argue with that. But still…” Fitz frowns. “Speakin’ of which, what happened to him?”

Brady and Victoria look at each other before simultaneously shrugging. “Hell if I know/No idea.”

…well then.

You clap your hands together and offer a polite smile. “Well, now that that’s settled, we need to high tail it out of here. Let’s leave the big guy to the reinforcements from Central, okay? And would you mind driving? I would normally get back behind the wheel, but our friend in the treeline put a bullet through my leg…”

“I’ll drive,” Victoria says, quickly kneeling and rummaging around Adrian’s pocket for the keys. Frowning, she rummages a bit deeper before turning a bright shade of pink and immediately retracting her hands. “I..erm…ah…well…I found the keys?”

You nod. “Excellent. Now let’s get out of here before our mutual friend in the ice wakes up. Central, did you get all of that?”

“Yes we did. Unknown assailant with a sniper rifle, possibly human. Orias is Stunned and Frozen in a block of ice on the highway. Get Queen Titania back to her home. We’ll take care of the popsicle.”

You smile as you ease into the shotgun seat, wincing at the pain. Popsicle. You were always one for the most banal of jokes.

(cont.)

>>46808733
> “I..erm…ah…well…I found the keys?”
Victoria's opinion of Adrian has improved!

>>46808733
>Frowning, she rummages a bit deeper before turning a bright shade of pink and immediately retracting her hands.

i hope that was her embarrassed by how it looked and not her brushing something she shouldn't have.

>>46808701
>>46808720
There are at least two known Super Pixies in the games. Demi-Fiend owns one and Elizabeth uses a Persona Super Pixie if you break her rules during the fight.

>>46808752
Fitz is going to ask her how big and tease her in a less serious moment isn't she?

>>46808801
>inb4 they both try and sneak a peek at some point during the SoL segments

>>46808733
One unsummoning of their respective demons later, Fitz and Brady quickly move Adrian into the car, not being too careful in their rush to move. Much to High Pixie’s annoyance and Angel’s judgmental disapproval. They unceremoniously prop him in the middle seat, quickly strapping him before clambering in themselves and shutting their doors violently.

The motion causes his head to loll to the side, falling to lean on Brady’s shoulder.

…

“…don’t make a joke, or I swear I’ll get Jack Frost to freeze the smiles on your faces,” He warns.

Fitz responds by taking a picture with her COMP, her good mood and boisterous grin restored to her face.

You quickly drown out the sound of Brady insinuating that Fitz’s ancestors mated with monkeys and the sound of Victoria muttering something in Japanese repeatedly to herself. After confirming some of the finer details with Central, you cut of the communication line and focus inwards.

You pray once to thank God for protecting your friends from harm.

You pray once to help Adrian get better soon from the malady that afflicts him.

You pray once for living through another engagement.

And as always, you conclude by praying for the souls of Nathan Gleeson and Louise Fierre.

>Choose a character:
>The Caretaker
>The Legionnaire
>The Survivor

>>46808890
>The Legionnaire
Time to make rome great again

>>46808890
>The Legionnaire

>Praying to Louise Fierre.
Hahahahah,

>>46808890
>Victoria muttering something in Japanese repeatedly to herself
Victoria's opinion of Adrian has improved confirmed?

>Angel’s judgmental disapproval
kek

>>46808890
>Louise Fierre
Wait, what? Where did he show up before and does MacKay know who he's praying for?

>>46808890
>>The Legionnaire
Let's burn Rome.

>>46808931
Anon, what happens when you fall asleep?

>>46808945
He's praying to God for the souls of two people from his back story. All I'm going to say that it has something to do with his 'biggest mistake that can never be forgiven'.

Besides, the nurse that had hot chocolate with Alyssa was named Lucy Cypher. Different person, I swear!

Writing...

>>46808975
>MacKay knows Louise Fierre
>Alyssa knows Lucy Cypher
Has everyone on this team been hanging out with best girl while I wasn't paying attention? Next you'll tell us that Friz's old partner on the force was Lukas Siffer and Brady's First Crush was Lisse Ferre.

>Different person, I swear!
Uh huh, totally believe you.

>>46809052
b-b-bu-but anon th-that's not her....I swear
-Luisa Pierre

>>46809182
>Luisa Pierre
That's Adrian's childhood friend that's in his repressed memories.

>>46809207
I thought his repressed childhood friend was Lucien Sephar.

>>46809229
Nah Lucien was Victoria's mechanic buddy.

>>46808910
>>46808924
>>46808945

The Legionnaire hasn’t dreamt of that day for the longest of times.

He stands up, throwing the sheets off of his body, and sets himself to work on his daily routine. As the shower warms up, he checks his messages. The Filii Lupum completed another successful operation in the Alps, and the science team had made a breakthrough in the pagan artifact excavated from the countryside.

He responds to concerns from his doctor, approves of a budget reallocation, ignores offers for virile enhancement pills and authorizes the execution of a charity group found consorting with demons.

It hasn’t even been seven o’clock yet.
Even the mist of the shower could not completely cleanse the dream out of his head.

The Legionnaire sits down in the cafeteria, alongside the men and women underneath his command. He feasts and drinks, and asks about their families and loved ones, sharing anecdotal stories and current events. Some things rarely change, and this remained a constant throughout his long life. Command of over a hundred souls, fire-forged and tempered by the trials they have endured.

They would march into hell with him if he as much as asked. They are good people.

Even breakfast with his subordinates does nothing to ease the Centurion’s mind.

He sits down in his office chair, taking in the scent of potpourri and other confections from across the Mediterranean. There are pieces of the Ancient world from countries and cities whose names have been lost to the passages of history. Constantinople, Sparta, Mytillini, Celephon, and many more peoples and places come and gone. A relic to remind himself, to keep the time.

But his first and favorite is the spear he carried that day, sealed away and only used in times of great need.

Dreams are an aggregation of memory and fantasy. But there was nothing fantastic about the event that was literally etched into his soul.

(cont.)

>>46809257
>authorizes the execution of a charity group found consorting with demons
ruh roh

>Even breakfast with his subordinates does nothing to ease the Centurion’s mind.
Thought we were the legionnaire?

>spear he carried that day
Longinus?

>>46809052
>>46809182
>>46809207
>>46809229
>>46809245
Last time on Everyone is Lucifer Quest....

>>46809316
>Everyone recruited to Task Force had prior experience with a Demon.
>It was Lucifer in disguise for every single person.

>>46809340
One of the primary financial backers of the Task Force is Morgan Stern.

>>46809257

He could never forget, even if he wanted to. No matter how much time has passed since then, it was as if the events of his dreams only happened the day prior.

The day he bore witness to an innocent man’s death on the Place of the Skull so many years ago.

“Commander Gaius?”

The Legionnaire opens his eye. It is Maria le’Grande, his personal assistant and apprentice, a young and pretty face with a wit as sharp as a razor. Rumors go about illicit relationships, but all it took to dispel them was a disapproving look. He still has the aura, and the absolute respect of his soldiers.

“What is it, Maria?”

She clears her throat and opens up the holographic display of her COMP. “The Director wishes to speak with you. The European summit is approaching soon, and he just wants to make sure you’ll show up this time.”

“I only missed one to help lock down an internal threat, and he annoys me every time because of it.”

“There is the fact that you chose to also ignore his messages.”

“He is too young to worry about such things at his age. His hair will turn as white as mine by the time the holidays come.”

“Yes, sir. Be that as it may, I thought it would be interesting to let you know that Murdock has been taken into custody by the Americans.”

He raises an eyebrow. “Murdock? What do our brethren in the New World want with him?”

“I have forwarded the report to you to read at your leisure. It’s quite the story Now, if you would please come with me. The Director is waiting, and he won’t take no for an answer.”

He smiles, pressing his fingers to his lips and then touching the cross above the door frame as he exits. He and a handful of people back then, and some of his legion, had known the truth that day. And even now, in beautiful Italy, center of the faith, many of them believed.

That, truly, that man the Legionnaire stabbed on Golgotha so many years ago was the Son of God.

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>>46809399
It's Longi-Chan!

Time to call it a night. I'll answer some questions to the best of my ability if the thread is still up in the morning.

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One last Worldbuilding dump before I potentially hit the sack.

>Most European countries have their own Task Force, barring smaller countries that share with their bigger neighbors.
>Each Division has a permanent detatchment to their respective heads of state, working with whichever protective service (i.e. the Secret Service) in order to protect the head of the country from demonic attacks.
>The Japanese Task Force are run by powerful families of Devil Summoners who can trace their lineage as far back as seventeen generations.
>In spite of their differing opinions, both Sons of Sparda followed in the footsteps of their parents and joined the Task Force.

>>46809593
Thanks for running! Enjoyable thread as always.

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>>46809607
You're welcome, anon.

>>46809593
>In spite of their differing opinions, both Sons of Sparda followed in the footsteps of their parents and joined the Task Force.
what the hell happened to Sparda? Turned into a sword?

>>46808975
Lucy gets around.


>>46808890
Survivor was Alger yeah?

>>46809593
Has the Task Force ever encountered the Demi-Fiend?
or Stephen?

>>46809635
Did we make the right choice running?

>>46812466
that depends on >>46807186

It's the difference between easily being able to stand ground until reinforcements arrive or what happened was okay.

>>46812466
Everyone is alive and Titania is still secure. Yes we did good.

>>46809679
Sparda was a Commander of the Task Force, and Eva was a high-ranking Devil Summoner.

>>46811139
Yep. Any further details, you'll have to ask him in person.

>>46811178
Stephen has not made an appearance in this iteration. And as for the Demi-fiend, the Task Force has not met the one from SMT3, but there have been instances where they've gone up against some poor schmuck who accidentally swallowed a Magatama and got taken over by the worm due to a weak will.

>>46812466
A big part of SMT is knowing when to fold them. So yes, I suppose you did the right thing.

>>46814430
I assume the magatama is not look well upon

bumpo

>>46816027
Whatchu bumping for? If Kaz wants to run today better to have a clean thread no?

>>46816229
Might as well have him continue this one then ride it into the ground.

>>46808975
>Anon, what happens when you fall asleep?

>implying having fucked up head problems knocking you out is the same a restful sleep

Naw, nigguh. And you wouldn't get a stiffy within five minutes of falling asleep like that anyway.

I'm late as shit, man.

>>46814430
Nice.
I doubt the possessed aren't that much of a threat, unless they end up with a super high tier Magatama somehow though, and those are rare as fuck.

More dangerous would be the ones who don't get taken over and can hide it and actually learn the skills and possibly use multiple Magatama.

>>46818666
Nightmare fuel probably

>>46819828
Definately. Luckily they seem to be pretty rare.

>>46821308
I'm waiting for Lucy to spread a few around soon to make trouble.

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>>46821379
I'm actually expecting him to try and tempt one of the team with one. With the way he keeps showing up around our Rookie Squad, he's up to -Something-.

>>46821639
>MacKay walks in on Adrian and Lucy

>"Who's this, Adrian?"

>"A little girl named Lucy. Said she fell and is lost."

>REDFLAGS

>>46821744
Mackay is more likely to fall for it than Adrian.

>>46821744
Poor little girl. We should help her back up and find her way home.

>>46822284
>inb4 she looks like the girl Mackay was praying for.

Kaz is a spaz!