>>46814677
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LORDY!!! Thanks for running today!

>>46814677

>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover

>>46814677
>>Charge in, Slaagyr can't breathe on you if he's busy trying to avoid an axe in the throat.
Prolonged fight probably means heavy losses and a disadvantage for us. Also Joachim about to hump our rump. Less time we take to do this, the better.

Also mad skeelz and swag for speedrunning a dragon.

>>46814677
>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover

>>46814677
>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover

>>46814677
>>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover
It's not smart to charge facefirst into fire, or whatever his breath attack is(I think Ku''zag said it was like hot sand or something? not sure).
He will have a harder time keeping track of hundreds of orcs scattered around and hidden, than our orcs will of a single dragon.
Have Bra'kur be ready to lightning his eye once his breath finishes, then we can have our closest orcs rush in.
>>46814711
I agree on a prolonged battle not being good, but I don't think rushing is a good idea now, he's already rearing back, I'm not confident that we can get there in time to stop his breath attack.

>>46814677
Have Bra'kur lightning bolt him in the mouth when he goes to spew whatever it is he spews. He'll be less likely to try and breathe on us if every time he does he's spewing his mojo across the blisters on his tongue.

>>46814785

Seconding. Doubt it could hurt, at any rate.

>>46814677
>>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover

>>46814677
>>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover

>>46814677
>>Order your forces to scatter, use the mounds of treasure for cover
Hmm if he melts some of the loot it might be easier to carry out.

>>46814785
This un

>>46814882
That's very unlikely.

>>46814882
A 50 ton pile of melted gold instead of a bunch of coins?

If we kill Slaagyr, can we butcher his corpse for his hide and bones? Might make good weapons and armor from them.

>>46814677
>Charge in, Slaagyr can't breathe on you if he's busy trying to avoid an axe in the throat.

>>46814952
You beat your ass we are going to desecrate his corpse

Okay, roll me 2d20.

Rolled 15, 10 = 25 (2d20)

>>46815136

Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)

>>46815136

Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>46814952
We still have an army of ogres to beat.
We will definitely make us of him, but his head will probably be a trophy.
>>46815136

Okay, 17, 19.

Writing.

>>46815152
>>46815153
>>46815155
>17,19
Not bad

>>46814952
I want to make some dragon hide boots for UR

Hmm will bathing and drinking Slaagyr's blood give Ur and bonuses?

>Running OWQ on Queen's birthday
Why aren't you outside celebrating your monarch ?

Your father was a skink and your mother was a dragon-shaped windsock! They abandoned your egg to be brooded on by Kulakin divine servants— that’s why your scales are so shit-brown! You must be some kind of half-dragon, half baby bird, because when you open your mouth I get an uncontrollable urge to vomit! What do you eat, because I’ve never seen a garter snake get so big and fat! Or did you get all stretched out when the God of Filth stuck his dick down your throat? That was the only time you’ve ever mated, right? You must be pretty pathetic with females, because Kasimir’s daughters were all tight as virgins, and they worship you as a god— or they did, until I gave them what you obviously couldn’t! Do your followers know how much of your hoard is composed of dildos? How many can you fit in your pox-ridden cloaca at once? Bra’kur, quick, it’s some kind of illusion, right? This isn’t actually the dragon we came here to fight. After all that big talk from Slagyyr’s servants, I was sure we would be getting a real challenge, not some trumped up ball of hide that doesn’t know it’s a pair of boots yet. I think I’ll put those horns in the latrine, so I can shit on them every time I have to take a break from fucking my harem of beautiful, powerful slaves! Not that I’ll be taking many breaks once I add those two dragonesses to the north, though. You wouln’t know anything about them, would you, toad? I doubt they’d even let you get within twelve miles, since your stink stretches at least that far! IS that why Joachim’s cult follows you? You’re the only thing that smells worse than they do?

>>46815198
>Why aren't you outside celebrating your monarch?
Because she would demand more Orcs!

>>46815198
This is how I celebrate it, or are you trying to tell me that Queen Liz can't appreciate the simple pleasures of dragonslaying and big orc cock?

>>46815197
Nah, dragon blood would be more useful as an alchemical ingredient

>>46815207
>You must be some kind of half-dragon, half baby bird, because when you open your mouth I get an uncontrollable urge to vomit!
I admit, that's pretty good.
>>46815197
We've talked about that, anons aren't generally interested in it.
I hope we can still tear his still beating heart out with our hands, though.
Because that's metal as fuck, and if it helps terrify the enemy forces, even better. Plus it'd please several of our gods.

>>46815183
I want to make gloves for Sho'ka and K'zala, and use them to masturbate Ur.

>>46815328
Ew, no thanks, I'm not interested in getting Slaggyr's remains to touch our dick.

>>46815341
Carve Slaggyr's horns into dildos and send them as a gift to the dragon down south?

Really, depending on how we kill him, we have allot of options.

>>46814952
I wouldn't mind a Dragonhide Cloak.

>>46815341
Plus I think the softest skin he has would still feel like sandpaper, and would come from a place we wouldn't wanton our dick.

>>46815406
You want to insult Xipil?

“Go to cover,” you shout, swerving mid-charge to dive behind a mound of gaudy metal ornaments as Slaagyr unleashes his breath upon your forces. Many have heeded your orders, diving to relative safety behind the piles of treasure scattered across the room, but some prove too slow, flayed down to the bone before they even have time to scream by the blast of fine grit spewed out by the dragon it impossible pressure.

“Bra'kur, shut him up,” you bellow, your voice barely audible over the cacophonous roar of sand and grit tearing through metal and stone.

Fortunately, it seems the sorcerer was listening, as a moment later you catch sight of a great flash of lighting arcing overhead, followed moments later by a pained howl, the dragon's breath dying down.

“A fine shot, as expected of the Great Bra'kur,” the sorcerer laughs, as you emerge from behind your cover, Slaagyr clutching his jaws in his claw, smoke curling up from his mouth.

“You vermin, filthy mammal, you dare,” the dragon howls, bounding across the chamber in one great leap with a flap of his claws, jumping straight for where the sorcerer stands, Bra'kur just barely diving out of the way of a rake of his claws, as the dragon stomps down on one of the Iron Warriors, crushing him beneath his talons.

You doubt he'll be so eager to breathe any more after that, but you'd better do something quick, before he murders your sorcerer for his efforts.

>Charge!
>Other (write-in)

>>46815435
>Charge!

>>46815424
>Insult.

Pls. We're just going to be foreshadowing.

Make sure it's shaped after UR'S DICK

>>46815406
>give Xipil dildos
HOLY KEK, let's do this please.

>>46815435
>Charge!

>>46815435
>Other (write-in)

Tell him you blasted his mother with your thick green dick, then charge.

>>46815435
>>Charge!
Throw ice dagger if we have it, I forgot. As we're charging.

>>46815466
I second.

>>46815435
>>Charge!
We'll carve your bones into a fake one of ours and send it to Xipil to tide her over til we get there to give her the real deal.

>>46815435
>Charge
Draw attention to ourselves so orcs from behind can get at him easily.
K'zala can do her sneaky git shit and try to ice one of his weakpoints if she wants to, I guess. Maybe Dru'ak can try fucking up one of his legs?
Regardless of what anyone does, always jump away immediately once they're done.
Hit him with any disabling spells now that he's in a nonadvantegous position.
>>46815490
Don't samefag your own shitty insult, please.
>>46815503
He doesn't even know who Xipil is.
Also that idea is retarded and wasteful, but whatever.

>>46815435
>Charge!

>Try to cut off his tail for a sweet sword.

In all seriousness, surround him and try to pen him in. If at all possible, hamstring him to limit his mobility, which is a huge advantage for him. If we have nets or grappling hooks, deploy them.

>>46815435
>>Charge!
DRIVE OUR AXE INTO HIS FUCKING ASS

Okay.

>Roll 2d20

Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>46815642
ay

Rolled 2, 16 = 18 (2d20)

>>46815642

Rolled 7, 20 = 27 (2d20)

>>46815642
Praise the gods

Rolled 9, 16 = 25 (2d20)

>>46815642
Rip and tear

Rolled 18, 4 = 22 (2d20)

>>46815642

>>46815656
>>46815673
>>46815677
>17, 20
First roll could be better, but pretty nice overall.

>>46815656
>>46815677
Dragon getting blown the fuck out

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>46815642

so far so good

>>46815930
Don't jinx it

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>46815942
I bet we will roll well forever

>>46815953
I bet we'll get a triple double nat1 next time

>>46815953

I...don't know how to react to that.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>46815973
Confirmed

>>46815435
man why Bra'kur just the best?

>>46816025
Because he's the Great Bra'kur.

If Slaagyr's upset enough about Bra'kur cooking his tongue to let his guard down, all the better for you. With a roar, you charge forward, your orcs falling in with you to swarm the dragon as he chases after Bra'kur, the sorcerer proving remarkably hard for the dragon to pin down as he ducks and weaves through the loot.

“Stand still, insect,” Slaagyr howls, your lieutenant's evasiveness only serving to provoke the dragon further.

Ducking under the dragon's sweeping tail, you bring your axe around in an arc, slamming it into the back of Slaagyr's heel. Even for your enchanted steel, the earth dragon's hide proves a formidable barrier, but with all your muscle behind it, you still manage to slice deep enough to make Slaagyr scream out in pain as you hack into him.

More of your warriors swarm around, javelins bouncing off the dragon's bony plates as they lay into him with spears and axes. Unfortunately, most are simply scraping ineffectually off of his hardy scales, but a few at least find the gaps in his defenses to penetrate, little more than pinpricks to him perhaps, but it'll add up.

You bring your axe around once again, slicing it along the smaller scales of his underbelly, leaving a vicious tear along his gut. Slaagyr roars, rearing up overhead, spinning around with impressive speed to swing a backhanded swipe of his talons down at you. You duck out of the way of the first, landing another vicious blow on his hind leg for his trouble, the dragon staggering under the force of the strike. You step in to follow it up while Slaagyr is reeling, only for the dragon to pivot, bringing his tail around, the rough scales on it colliding with your side as he swats you away, sending you crashing back through the mounds of treasure around you.

(cont)

>>46816066
You grunt, pulling yourself to your feet, thankful that through some good fortune you avoided landing on one of the many blades poking out from amidst the hoard. The enchanted breastplate seems to have weathered the worst of the strike, though you would imagine from the sting in your side that you might still have a cracked rib or two, and it seems that the rough texture of the scales served to tear a great strip of skin from your arm, despite barely glancing it. Still, it's nothing you can't walk off, which is more than you can say for Slaagyr, who following your assault on his legs seems to be moving with a noticeable limp.

A limping dragon is still a threat however, as he gives up on chasing Bra'kur, smashing aside a few of your orcs unfortunate enough to be in reach of his claws.

“Keep it up,” you shout. Your casualties are mounting, but still far less than you'd expected from facing a dragon, and it's all too obvious that Slaagyr is starting to tire.

“Cursed orcs, I've worked too hard to amass my power here to lose it to the likes of you.”

“Way I heard it, you ran here with your tail between your legs,” you sneer, Slaagyr's head whipping around to face you. The dragon really is too easy to taunt.

Of course, now you do have an enraged dragon bearing down on you.

>What's life without risk, throw yourself all-in to land a proper blow
>Keep wearing him down, slow and steady
>Evade him while your warriors swarm the dragon again

>>46816090
>Keep wearing him down, slow and steady

>>46816090
>Keep wearing him down, slow and steady

>>46816090
>>What's life without risk, throw yourself all-in to land a proper blow
Is this the time for Orcish Fury?
Yes, yes it is.

>>46816090
>>What's life without risk, throw yourself all-in to land a proper blow
NO PUSSY.

>>46816090
>>What's life without risk, throw yourself all-in to land a proper blow
>>46816153
>NO PUSSY.
What about Horse Pussy?

>>46816090
>>What's life without risk, throw yourself all-in to land a proper blow

ORCISH FURY

Okay, risk wins.

Now, do you want to Orcish Fury or not?
>Yes
>No

>>46816090
>>Keep wearing him down, slow and steady
Filth monsters guys, all I'm gonna say

>>46816090
>Keep wearing him down, slow and steady

>>46816287
If we're going all in, we might as well get the boost.
>Yes

>>46816287
*sigh*
>Yes.

>>46816287
>No

>>46816287
>No

>>46816287
NO!

>>46816287
>>No
Let's wait until he's too down to fight hard.

>>46816287
Lordy, I can never remember. Does our Orcish Fury extend to our followers yet, or was that the next level?

Also, when it does extend, what wold happen if it extended to an orc more blessed by Kul'zog Zor than us? Would they be affected as normal, or whould they experience something like the next level up of Orcish Fury, or what?

>>46816330
Then there'll be no need for Orcish Fury.
>>46816352
It can, if we want it to.

>>46816352
It can extend to your followers, yes.

You fools, why did you chose to risk it?

>>46816287

yes

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>46816381
Cuz of all the 20's

>>46816381
KUL'ZOG ZOR LAUGHS AT YOUR LACK OF FAITH

>>46816287
>>Yes

>>46816403
>>46816413
That's seems a terrible plan. We have only 2 rerolls for orcish fury.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Looks like it's a tie. Rolling.

1: Orcish Fury
2: No

Okay.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>46816520

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>46816520

>>46816520
dice+1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>46816520

>>46816528
>>46816539
hmmm

>>46816528
The gods prevail!

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>>46816528
>>46816534
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>46816528
haha

>>46816538
I am such a Mong..

>>46816528
You're a god amongst men

>>46816528
>suggest Orcish Fury
>roll nat20 as the first roll for it
Thank you based Kul'zog Zor

>>46816528
Well then.

Kul'zog Zor is clearly smiling on you today.

>>46816547
So we're gonna fist the dragon?

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>>46816568
WITH A FUCKING BATTLEAXE

>>46816568

I'm pretty sure we're about kill Slaagyr with our bare hands.

Today is a good day.

>>46816568
If we're going to tear him apart from the insides, there are only two points of entry. We all know how dangerous his mouth is, so...

>>46816568
TEAR HIS STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF HIS CHEST AND FEAST UPON IT

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>>46816528

If this keeps up Slaagyr's gonna beg to become one of our bitches and bear our whelps.

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>>46816528
>When the rage kick in just right

This is the moment where we defeat Slaagyr then rape him in his humanoid form

>>46816808
/r/ orc edit.

>>46816808

Somebody paint this pacha green and give him tusks. And maybe a slave.

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>>46816528

You hear it in your ears, in time with the hammering of your blood, the joyous laughter of Kul'zog Zor, the Burning God. Slaagyr's massive form bears down on you, spurred on by fury, and you will meet him in kind.

With a feral roar, you let yourself go, charging forth to meet him. Whatever Slaagyr might have imagined you'd do as he lunged for you, maw open wide to crush you between his jaws, you don't think leaping straight for him was high on the list. A moment of indecision slows his attack as he witnesses your howling visage sailing through the air, a moment you don't share, revelling in glorious bloodlust, and that moment is all it takes.

You land on his snout, lodging yourself in place by burying your axe in his scales, Slaagyr howling as the blade bites into bone. He rears up, trying to shake you loose, but your grip is too strong, as your steel-capped boot slams into his jaw, cracking a tooth. Slaagyr stumbles back, reaching up to pry you loose, but removing the frenzied orc from his face proves more of a challenge than he can handle in his disorientated state, claws raking off your armor, what wounds he inflicts little more than flesh wounds and of no consequence to your rabid mind.

“No, not like this,” Slaagyr cries, as you heave yourself bodily up, boot once again colliding with his jaw as you scramble for purchase, one horrified reptilian eye staring out at you for a moment, before you plunge your fist into the massive orc, humors leaking from the ruined organ as you push deeper, Slaagyr's cries turning delirious as you drive your arm into the dragon's skull.

With a roar of triumph, you take hold of a great fleshy mass, tearing your arm free, you and Slaagyr tumbling to the ground in a great crash, showering gold and jewels in all directions. You lie there for a moment, feeling the fire fade, the bloodthirst sated, a laugh welling up in your throat as you hold high your gory trophy, your orcs howling in triumph.

(cont)

>>46817082
“Is that a part of his brain?” Ya'zada asks, your mate looking rather flushed for witnessing your bloody display. You pick yourself up, your legs feeling more than a little shaky beneath you after pushing your body to the limit like that, finally tossing aside the grisly mess in your hand.

“Yeah, or at least it was,” you grunt.

Judging by the rapidly expiring dragon collapsed alongside you, a trickle drool escaping his open jaws, you don't think it's a part he can do without.

“So what now, dragonslayer?” she grins, as you heft your axe up onto your shoulder.

>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led
>Go back into the tunnels and down to the main camp, take Slaagyr's head
>Let your orcs enjoy some good looting before you continue
>Other (write-in)

>>46817101
>Orcs get to work beheading him, regroup with Or'kug, go kill the weird human.

March from the peak down to claim sovereignty over the mountains.

>>46817101
>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led

>>46817101
>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led
Secure the perimeter, then loot.

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>>46817101
>>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led
>“Is that a part of his brain?”
Yeesss

>>46817101
>>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led
Well, that was a bit anticlimactic. I suppose we really overestimated Slaggyr.
Remind our orcs that this war is not over yet, we still have an army to enslave.

>>46817124

well this has my vote

>>46817101
Make a primitive call to establish your dominance over all who dwell in this mountin because you killed a Fucking dragon

>>46817124
Second we need his head

>>46817101
No fucker is to wear any arms or armor until its been checked by someone. This entire horde could be cursed to shit and back. No point wasting orcs on curses.

>>46817082
>not the heart
Boooo!
Ah well, this is fine as well.

>>46817101
>>Let your orcs enjoy some good looting before you continue
Then
>Go back into the tunnels and down to the main camp, take Slaagyr's head

We can always come back and explore later.

>>46817124
This.

>>46817163

We can carve out and eat the heart.

>>46817082
>one horrified reptilian eye staring out at you for a moment, before you plunge your fist into the massive orc
Shouldn't it be 'massive dragon?'

Let's make sure to bring Slagyr's head with us to cow the rest of the cragfolk

>>46817169
Nah, not the same, it's not in the heat of battle anymore.

>>46817101
>Eat his heart

>>46817179
Lordy meant orb.

>>46817101
>>Let your orcs enjoy some good looting before you continue

>>46817169
This

>>46817169
Use the heartstrings for a bow maybe?

>>46817101
>Take Slaagyr's head ourselves
to whatever wins

>>46817179
>>46817195
God damn it...

>>46817167
We still have an army of orcs, humans, and a cult of cannibals to handle.

>>46817233
It's okay Lordy, orcs are very distracting.

>>46817192

Shatterfang pls

>>46817082
>before you plunge your fist into the massive orc,
kek

>>46817243

Yeah, true.

Changing my vote here: >>46817167

to

>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led

>>46817101
>Eat his heart
And this >>46817124

>>46817101
>Keep exploring, meet up with Or'kug and see where the other path led

Okay, looks like meeting up with Or'kug wins.

Writing.

>>46817300
Eat the heart of a Fucking dragon to gain his strength and the ability to dick a dragon

>>46817233
Even though we used orcish fury, did any of the other gods like that we single handedly took a dragon down?(we did do the killing blow and was the one doing real damage while the others were just slowing it down).

Are people still on board with a protectorate run by the Snowfox remaining somewhere in the mountains, and providing us with a tribute of iron in exchange for protection?

Maybe it could be at the site of that old Orc clan, the one with the half troll bodyguards

Okay, I'll hold it to a vote since people keep asking.

Eat his heart?
>Yes
>No

>>46817300
What about eating his heart nigga?

>>46817313
Anon, stop.

>>46817300
I think there was also interest in eating Slaagyrs heart

MAYBE WE CAN DINE ON IT WITH THE SNOWFOX DURING OUR MEETING WITH HER

>>46817327
Yes

Hopefully showing Slaagry's head to Aurora will cause her to change her tune and we can finally have her replace those dozen or so orcs she slew.

>>46817327
>>Yes

>>46817327
>>Yes

>>46817327
>>Yes

>>46817322
Yeah

>>46817327
>No
we should save it for when we get back to camp so we can make a show of it

>>46817327
>>Yes
If you have to ask

>>46817322
Fuck that, its too much of a hassle.
We would need to protect then from a crazy human king, a faint king, and maybe twin dragon sisters.
They going south with us as slaves.

>>46817327
>No
It would've been appropriate and cool during the battle if we tore it out.
Don't butcher him just to eat his heart raw after the battle is over.
That's nasty.
>>46817339
Okay, fuck off, Snowfox does not get a piece of the dragon heart.

>>46817327
>No
I bet it taste horrible.

>>46817327
>yes
But wait until the battle is done, it can be dinner tonite

>>46817322

No, not without a vote.

>>46817327

>Yes

>>46817327
>No

Really wish this wouldn't be a vote.
This is pointless to do, will generally be considered weird and a bit creepy by the other orcs and is only even a thing because anons are idiots and bandwagon onto every single meme, regardless of how stupid it is.

>>46817327
No

>>46817327
>>No

>>46817327
Yes but eat it in front of his army

>>46817327
>Yes

>>46817327
>Yes

Do et faggots

>>46817327
>No

>>46817327
>>No
Smells like samefagging.

>>46817315
If we have Ur start worshiping Atrolavoth in addition to the Orcish gods we might.

>>46817369
You aren't thinking like an orc.
Some one show him the flow chart.

>>46817327
>Yes.

No

>>46817369
I was the one who started it, but it was specifically meant to be in battle where the enemy forces can see.
Not now, this is just fucking ridiculous and disgusting.
And of course, Yes is now being samefagged.
>>46817327
>>No

>>46817394
Yeah I am seeing alot of no's

>>46817327
>Yes
Let's dedicate it to a god.

>>46817402
>No
This is so stupid.

>>46817327
yes

>>46817361
We dont need to share, just let her see us eating it.

Whatever. Whichever route we decide to go, we are eventually gonna need non Orc reinforcements, given it'll take about two decades for the current whelps to come of age.

I think we should have the Snowfox lead a vassal tribe of humans which serve as auxiliaries to our own forces

>>46817327
Can we only do this in a big old ritual to the gods before the celebration feast? If we do it at all.

Sometime more appropriet than right this instance.

>>46817322
No, It is too much of a bother and we aren't lacking iron or steel. If we need it we can have slaves to mine for us.

>>46817399
And you should fuck off as well.
I'm not opposed to worshipping non-mainstream orcish gods, but that one is not an orcish god.
>>46817448
You know we pretty much are lacking good quality steel

>>46817402
It's an explicitly unorcish thing to do.

>>46817441
Nah fuck that she isn't leader material have her be a slave.
Our own slaves are better than she is.

>>46817327
>No

Looking forward to our Honour guard wearing Dragon scale armor and using Dragon bone shields

>>46817327
>>No
Just don't do it Lordy, it's fucking retarded and you know it.
Ur has no reason to do it now that he's out of the Orcish Fury trance.

>>46817327
>No
Please don't

>>46817327
>Yes

Can we get a final destination vote. All these no's are fishy

>>46817327
>No

>>46817313
>no

>>46817441
>I think we should have the Snowfox lead a vassal tribe of humans which serve as auxiliaries to our own forces

god no what the fuck is it with you anti-slavery faggots

we enslave people, we don't take vassals

fuck that shit

No's are same fagging hard

Seriously, what's the big deal

Wow, the vote count sure jumped waaaay up on this one. Okay, fuck it, five minute final destination vote, only posts which are exactly the same as what I've written will be counted.

>Yes
>No

>>46817463
I think it would be better served if we scouted out the under ground tunnel network for steel since its closer, and also we aren't big enough to do this without splitting our forces up since even now in our own territory we are spread thin.
I say we wait till we can actually handle such a thing since now all she can do is either run away or tell the crazy human king that the dragons territory is up for grabs.

>>46817543
>No

>>46817463
>You know we pretty much are lacking good quality steel
Not anymore we are going to raze Slaagry's camp.

>>46817514
Can we just not do this at all?
It's literally pointless and not in line with orcish culture.

http://ask.fm/BrightTegu/answers/125570815625

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817543
no

>>46817543
>>No

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817543
>No

>>46817543
>No

>>46817551
He also has a bunch of swords in his horde

>>46817543
>No

>>46817543
Yes

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817543
Yes

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817544
If we wait until we get more orcs, others will move into this area and we'll have to conquer it again if we want to own it.
Maybe we should have the ex-chief of the first clan we absorbed head of a camp in the mountains that reigns over these lands.

>>46817571
>>46817574
>>46817582
>>46817585
You make me laugh

>>46817571
>>46817574
>>46817582
>>46817585
These votes are incorreclty formatted and will not be counted.
Unless you're already samefagging, you might want to vote properly.

>>46817543
>No

>>46817543
>>Yes

>>46817544
Speaking of which would the dragons death mean his territory is up for grabs from the two factions that were bothering his ass up north?

>>46817543
>No

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817543
>Yes

Reminder, this is canon word of god.
>While orcs are a-okay with getting covered in blood in battle, actually bathing in a big pool of it would be considered a little strange.

>Now doing something dramatic on the battlefield like tearing out a dangerous enemy's heart and eating it to make the enemy force collectively shit themselves is something that several of the orc gods could appreciate for various reasons.

>>46817616
Obviously.

>Not binding the heart and become the 1st Orctemist

>>46817543
>Yes

>>46817616
It's only the ogres bothering his ass, the other groups are on the other side of the ogre territory. He doesn't share an actual border with Kasimir or the dragon sisters.

>>46817463
Could you be any more of a assfag?

>>46817543
>No

>>46817543
>No

>>46817649
Yeah, if I was you, for example

>>46817543
Yes

Okay, tallying votes. Reminder that anything outside of 5 minutes will not be counted.

8 No to 9 Yes.
How sad, the retards win

>>46817630
Than fuck that I rather not be forced to defend against two forces with a small group if orcs unless we move over to this area I say we loot the shit out of the mountain and leave it.
All the gear and metal from the loot should be enough to equip our orcs.
Also warlord confirmed we still have a few orc warlord tombs to get loot and magic from to upgrade our mages and get preist started.

>>46817552
>Now doing something dramatic on the battlefield like tearing out a dangerous enemy's heart and eating it to make the enemy force collectively shit themselves is something that several of the orc gods could appreciate for various reasons.

Okay, yes wins. So one last vote, since there seemed to be some different opinions on it, are you just ripping it out right here and now and eating it, or saving it for the celebration later?

To head this off at the pass, this is another five minute final destination vote.

>Now
>Celebration

>>46817718
Which this isn't

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>>Celebration
Just so the crybabies will stop their tantrums.

>>46817718
>Not on the battlefield
>No enemy force to shit itself
Woops, looks like we're back to doing awkward and weird shit for no real reason.

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>>Celebration
lets talk to our shaman and azara. Get some input there. If it is beneficial they could know about it.

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817765
It isn't beneficial.
I hope we'll have another vote to eat it or not when Ku'zag tells us a dragon's heart is a very valuable alchemy/spell ingredient and are told eating it is super wasteful.

>>46817732
>Celebration

>>46817732
>>Celebration
Talk to Kuzag, dragon hearts might be magical

>>46817732
>celebration

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>>46817785
He is too weak to do anything with it,plus he is a shaman and that is not his expertise.
Unless we freeze it, the heart won't last long.

>>46817804
>all these newfags/retards
>>46817765
Hell, I even know that you've followed this when this was talked about, so I know you're just retarded

>>46817827
Stick the ice dagger in it. Should keep it cool long enough to transport.

Well that's conclusive.

Okay, I'm going to go grab something to eat, should be back within an hour.

>>46817849
I forgot that we brought the teen orc mate.

>>46817732
Lordy would dragon Scale armour be better or worse than Steel? that one anon made me curious.

For the guys wanting to ask the shaman please reread the last few threads where we were getting ready to fight the dragon we already asked him about it.

>>46817879
Anon we will obviously learn once the fighting's over and the time comes for celebration and loot and administration and shit.
It's not better than Ur's starsteel chestpiece, but better than some of the clan's armor for sure.

>>46817879
Not armour, a cloak

>>46817879
Well I mean, we punctured his hide with our axe, but his bony plates turned away javelins.

I feel like the softer, more leathery parts of his skin are going to be pretty high-quality as leathers go, while still being inferior to steel, and the hard bony parts of him will be better than normal steel., but probably not nearly as workable.

>>46817846
Man I just don't want him to throw it in his mouth with out any input from our shaman or someone who may know something about eating a mother fucking heart. And a dragons one none the less. We have no knowledge to say this won't kill us. via dragon blood = poison/to much magic/some bullshit.

We're making Spears and Axes and Swords out of every claw and tooth he has. Or had.

We should be able to get Several sets of Armor out of him too, probably like 7-8. I say we save the Dragon weapons and armor for Lieutenants and Honor guard.

>>46817934
Reread past threads dumbass.
You got an hour to do this if you really want your answer.
All it takes is crtl+f

>>46818105
Pfft you know how long it takes namby pamby elves to do anything? He'll be at it for days.

>>46818105
stop being a whiny little bitch if you know post it. some of us have shit to do. and don't have time to whine about others just help
also stop being a jack ass.

>>46817934
Lordy wouldn't do that.

Plus you're just straight up wrong .

>>46818243
I'm o. My phone in the bus stop.
I would have posted the thread when you guys started asking to ask the shaman.
We already asked the shaman, but I forgot what he said.

>>46818243
Stop being a whiny lazy little cunt you little bitch.
Either do the work yourself or don't whine about others not spoonfeeding you.

This reminds me of the Tribe now.

>Let's eat this huge overly tough chunk of muscle

Why?

>>46818331
Went through the last 8 threads. nothing
>>46818363
cause apparently magic, that some cunt doesn't want to share. because he is a cunt.

>>46818363
Because fags took memes too far

>>46818363
Machoism, symbolism, and we can do it as symbolic, like, fry the thing, eat a portion, pass it out around the tribe as a festival kind of thing.

>>46818363
Because I want to be able to talk to birds.

>>46818392
Honor guard and iron warriors, anyone else who showed some superior battle prowess

>>46818458
Sure.

Its going to make a hell of a story when alls said and done.

>>46818383
Go further since a good portion of the last 8 was bullshit side story.

>>46818474
if its poisonous then that will really send a message.

>>46818533
Thats why you talk to the shaman etc beforehand dumbass. Besides, would still want to detoxify and eat it.

No way the heart is venomous. No gain for a creature to have a venomous heart.

>>46818533
Jesus you're dumb.

Besides, orcs are immune to most poisons and venoms.

>>46818602
What do you expect from one of the idiots that didn't want to eat a fucking DRAGON heart?

You know what fuck it when I get home in an hour and some one doesn't post the link I'll spoonfeed you dumbass since it literally would take a few minutes to go through the archive while searching for heart,dragon, dragon heart,shaman,(shamans name) in the last 10-15 threads.
There us no need to skim when you can just use key words.

>>46818629
It was literally discussed beforehand that there's no benefit to doing it right now.
It would've made sense in the heat of battle.
Not now.

>>46818648
I'll laugh if its in warlrods ask.FM page.

>>46818671
Right after you kill something is the time to eat it's heart. I'd say that this still counts. But note, I did not specify a time frame for heart consumption, I was merely disparaging the intelligence of those who felt that we shouldn't eat the heart at all.

>>46818752
No it isn't.
It's state, in this fucking thread, that orcs do not generally eat their enemies' hearts. Therefor, it is not "time to eat the heart" after battle.
It was also stated, that the gods appreciate it the most when you eat the enemy dragon's heart in the middle fo battle, after tearing it out of his chest, so all the enemy forces can see, to terrify them. This would please Kul'zog Zor and Zol'gor Tor both, at least.
Therefor, the time to eat the enemy dragon's heart, is in battle, where the enemy forces can see. Not after the battle, once there's 0 danger or enemies around.

>>46818817
Those are all wrong.

>>46818419
Love the reference

>>46818851
They are not.

>>46818861
>At least some of us read mythology.

>>46818817

The gods are fine with eating other's peoples, humans, orcs, elves, other sapients hearts in battle to terrify them.

None of those are Dragons, dragons are in a league of their own and are inherently stupidly powerful by virtue of their own existence.

Being anal and pissy that your pussy-footed desire to NOT eat the heart of a fucking DRAGON, a DRAGON that has been our primary antagonist for almost the entire quest, lost is just too much anon.

What's next? Not going to rape elves? No more horse-pussy?

Fuck sake. 300 posts of people arguing and saying either yes or no.

>>46818908

probably the same fag who wants to vassalize the humans and make snowfox their leader instead of just enslaving her and their choicest females

>>46818908
>No more horsepussy.
Mate, I'll fucking riot if there is no more Cylwyrri smut.

What's the big fucking deal? It's not a game changer. It's not a major decision. It's just a bloody heart.

>>46818952
You won't be alone pal.

>>46818908
The question asked to Lordy, to which he answered >>46817630, was in reference to Dragons.

>>46818994
Exactly yet some people are screaming bloody murder.

>>46818988

It's some guy being pissy because he wanted the dragon heart that we can't preserve for long to possibly make potions that nobody in our clan has the knowledge to make or perform rituals that only the oldest and more tired orc around MIGHT know how to perform for some esoteric purpose.

If he ever suggests we look at SLAVES to see if they have the alchemical or ritualistic knowledge to make something extremely potent out of the Dragonheart I'm convinced he's an idiot and is trying to actively sabotage us.

>>46819025

A Dragon is a dragon.

>>46819066
No no no no.

A dragon is either male or female, which falls into the kill it or fuck it catagorys respectively.

>>46819043
>make potions that nobody in our clan has the knowledge to make

>Ku'zag
>Alchemy 4

>>46819066
A dragon is a dragon, and
>While orcs are a-okay with getting covered in blood in battle, actually bathing in a big pool of it would be considered a little strange.

>Now doing something dramatic on the battlefield like tearing out a dangerous enemy's heart and eating it to make the enemy force collectively shit themselves is something that several of the orc gods could appreciate for various reasons.

Note how this specifies the context of tearing out and eating the heart.

Looks like I'll be doing a second thread tonight at this rate.

Anyway, back and writing now.

Reminder that we have a puzzle box to solve.

>>46819026
Elves.

>>46819087

How does one tear out and eat the heart of a Dragon in the middle of battle?

That's like going through several feet of muscles and meat to eat a muscle that weighs 40 pounds in the midst of combat.

>>46819109
Same way you tear out something else's heart.
You cut its chest open, reach in, and tear it out.

>>46819086

>Savage wasteland Orc
>Having the equipment and background to work on a possibly stupidly potent and excessively rare reagent.

>>46819091
YES

>>46819109
Enchantment, seige weapons or heavy magic useage.

Basically, it was going to be very unlikely unless we pinned the fucker to carve into his chest over time.

>>46819133

Ku'Zag is surprisingly well-informed about most things, anon. Guy has been a wellspring of useful tips all quest.

>>46819148
gonna be sad when he dies

>>46819043
>>46819086
>>46819133
Ku'zag might know. But our older elves or the spellcasters might know something. I seriously doubt it beyond that.

>>46819166

He's going to ascend to the orcish pantheon as a new god.

The Orcish Deity of Angry Lectures.

>>46819131
That's not something you can do in 5 seconds before people realize your rooting through their boss's chest. Eating the heaart won;t be so much as an impact if people surrender from that first.

>>46819195
You really overestimate how focused people are in large scale battles happen unless something calls their attention, and how much more significant seeing their boss's heart being tore free is than seeing their boss being cut.

>>46819190
You forgot Cranky elders and sore bunions.

>>46819190
Minor godling: Anrgy advice shaman.
He will be beloved by all cranky old men.

>>46819166
Gonna be the first time Ur sheds manly tears

Realistically, how much longer does Ku'zag have? Living in the waste can't be good for one's life expectancy, and he's pretty old to boot.

>>46819284
He's already past the usual life expectancy for an orc.

>>46819284
On the other hand he's also a cantankerous bastard and will live long enough to see actually some real stundents.
>>46819303
this too.

>>46819303

So he's over thirty?

>>46819303
So, he could kick the bucket at any moment. Greeeaaat.

>>46819318
He doesn't recall his exact age, but he's over ninety.

>>46819318
He's well into his nineties.

>>46819344
>>46819340

It was a joke, guys.

I'm well aware Orcs can live up to a century, and even beyond that if things happen.

Like that one Orc pirate bitch that was having fuckmassive orgies despite being a raisin, she was like, what? 160ish?

>>46819375
Nah, she was only a bit over 100. 160 would require some supernatural assistance.