Or maybe it's just the distraction. Shoukaku ended up sitting in your lap, legs dangling off the side of your kitchen chair, sleeping peacefully with her head on your shoulder. Tilting your head results in a truly alarming series of cracklesnappops from your poor spine, but the racket doesn't even make her stir.

A soft sound from the living room precedes Willie's entrance - she's kind of floating in a daze, a thick blanket still wrapped around her like a cloak, trailing after her on the floor. She kind of weaves her way towards the refrigerator, slapping her tiny hand around randomly till she hits the tab for the water dispenser in the door. She just hangs her head back and uses it like a water fountain, letting it pour down into her mouth, then mumbles her slow, sleepy way out of the room.

Shoukaku stirs on your lap a bit, nestling closer to you and hiding her face against your neck as the rising sun's rays slip through the angled blinds on the kitchen window.

Time to wake up and face a brand-new day.

[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

>>46949848
>[X] TO BREAKFAST!
Man, I sure do love having quests here on /tg/ where they can be easily archived and aren't cluttered up by dumb gimmicky board features. It's great. I hope it never ends.

>>46949848
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

The Officer's club is a never-ending source of new and interesting diversions. Clearly we need more of these.

>>46949848
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
let's see how long this thread stays up eh planefag?

>>46949848
>[X ] TO BREAKFAST!
We're not a janitor and the best things happen at the officer's club.

>>46949848
>>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
The bacon calls.

>>46949845
KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: I WILL GO DOWN ON THIS SHIP

fixed

>>46949848
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
We really fucking need to deal with the dream bullshit like we should have before shou got all weepy and kept us from following up

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU
The ending is pretty indicative of what I imagine will happen to Hate.

>>46949848
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
Fuck the O Club

>>46949848
>[X] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

The point about the O-club being a shitshow stands. But if we try to make something here, Willie's going to want to help.

We don't want Willie's brand of help. Take the girls to Dennys or something.

>>46949848
>A soft sound from the living room precedes Willie's entrance - she's kind of floating in a daze, a thick blanket still wrapped around her like a cloak, trailing after her on the floor. She kind of weaves her way towards the refrigerator, slapping her tiny hand around randomly till she hits the tab for the water dispenser in the door. She just hangs her head back and uses it like a water fountain, letting it pour down into her mouth, then mumbles her slow, sleepy way out of the room.
I see Willie wakes up about as well as I do.

[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

Dammit fap angel I have a paper to write.

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>>46949848
>[x] FUCK EVERYTHING
ZOMG hiroshimoot is sending quests into the jew oven

>>46949848
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>[X] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949925
Ooi please.

>>46949848
[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949925
por que no los dos?

>>46949845
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Yup offircer's mess is a silly place.

>>46949848
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

fap angel fighting the power of hiro
he is the hero we deserve

>>46949845
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!

What could possibly go wrong

>>46949845
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
>[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

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Every thread

>>46949848
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949848
>[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949925

The tilde is lewd anough, anon.

>>46949848
[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848

>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

BOY IT SURE IS NICE HAVING A THREAD ON A BOARD THAT HAS A WORKING ARCHIVE, HUH?

entering the officers mess with shokaku is going to send the base rumor mill into overdrive.

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>>46949848
>[x] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

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>I officially have to cancel today. Words cannot express your disgust right now
FIXED THAT FOR YOU

>>46949848
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

We get plenty of crazy as is, no need to start our day out with it.

>>46950081
Since when are we going in there with her?

>>46950081
As compared to the normal harem he enters it with? "Is that his beard?" "Yes, I think she is trying to straighten him out."

>>46950081
Eh, we've had breakfast with her before and people were still more occupied with when we were gonna fuck Ari

>>46949848
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!

Hopefully this is making breakfast at home choice.

>>46949962
Not sure if he's even involved in this, just some mod who wants to ensure "meaningful" content here (mainly edition bitching)

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949848
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Shenanigans every time.

>>46949845
[X] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
There is literally no where on base where something crazy won't happen. At least in your apartment, there's a relatively minimal chance of that.

>>46949848
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!

This is to be Hate's fate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5w262XvCU

>Acting as if something else won't interrupt whatever plan/option we take.

>>46950141
>Willie and Shoukaku
>minimal chance of shenanigans

>>46949848
>>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
>[x] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

Depending on what's available; a japanese shipgirl's reaction to Denny's or IHOP?

>>46949848
>[X] TO BREAKFAST!

>never-ending shitshow
But that's our morning entertainment!

>>46950182
two of them as opposed to probably nearly a hundred of them, even if Willie is enough shenanigans for fifteen shipgirls.

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Torn between this and restaurant.

>>46950177
Hate's fate is to be passed around as a hug pillow while he rants about Odin. Later, they do his hair and nails

HA. AHA. EVERYTHING WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY INVINCIBLE.

THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME NOW.

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER.

PHYSICS IS NOW MY BITCH.

>>46949848
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

They pay you so much, yet it just sits in your savings.
The worst kind of feeling at times.
Go splurge.

>>46950129
The added tools are nice, but the image restriction is retarded as hell.

>>46949848
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!
but maybe without so much EXCLAMATION MARK!
because last time we flustered a carrier we got catapulted into the sea

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>>46950232

>>46949848
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Settle will become a shut in like the rest of us.

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>>46950232
>HA. AHA. EVERYTHING WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED
>I AM NOW OFFICIALLY INVINCIBLE.
>THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME NOW.
>I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER.
>PHYSICS IS NOW MY BITCH.

>>46950232

You unironically called yourself invincible. You getting bodied is almost inevitable at this point.

>>46950081
well the hot pockets option just delays the entry and going to a on base restauraunt would be even worse

>>46950081
We light think of giving Ari a heads up. Otherwise we may not survive breakfast. We did have Willie as a chaperone to back us up if needed.

>>46950239
they decided to drop the image restriction already

>>46949848
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
I'm sure the shot will just follow us home, but let's see.

>>46950284
So what's left is archiving and massive amounts of salt from anon?

>>46950232
Should we be calling you Shimakaze Heterodyne now?

>>46950297
exactly

>>46950284
Actually responding to ones constituents? Is it too late for 4chan to run for President?

>>46949848
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46950297

Pretty much. Lewdquests will continue in pastebins and ghost threads, as they always have.

>>46949848
>[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949848
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46949848
[x] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
>>TO BREAKFAST!

>>46949848
[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46950306
but in order to run we must first answer the question - who is this "4chan"? A hacker? A sys admin? the world may never know~

>>46950272
YOU DO NOT COMPREHEND WHAT I HAVE BECOME.

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46950372
Well, I was hoping that the more talented amoung us could at least keep the Chinese from stealing my OPM file on a weekly basis.

>>46949848
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!

>>46950389
Did you figure out how to miniaturize your super engine?

>>46949848
>[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
So when do we go back to work?

>>46950284
what about allowing nsfw stuff?

votes called~

>>46950427
And power it with sake and fervent nationalism?

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WELP, ignoring all that /qst/ drama, assuming this quest doesn't get booted off /tg/ tonight, DESTROYER DAD: POCKET BB EDITION is done and ready to go! Now it's time to decide the next one!

>Ushio
>Miyuki
>Shigure
>other

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
As much as I'd like to see Hate's new addition to his spider collection, let's not. They'll hunt us down eventually anyways.

>>46950456
>Shigure

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>>46950297
my concern is that it'll
(a) turn into a tripfag shitposting galapagos island like /vg/
(b) get lolocausted like /fur/ did

other than that it looks pretty good, things will be fine if it supports WALLS OF TEXT posts

>>46950456
>>shigure

>>46950456
>>Ushio

>>46949848
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

>>46950456
>Kawakaze

>>46949848
>[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

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Writeup tonight!

WHEEE COME ON FOXX YOU CAN TOTALLY DRIFT IN A LEAF!

>>46950456
>Shigure all the way

I want warm, fuzzy feelings Merc. Don't you hold out on me!

>>46950456
>>Shigure

>>46950516
Elly, are you *sure* you're a DE?

>>46950456
Ushio

Seriously, as excited as I am for Houston and Perth, we REALLY neee to follow up on the spoopy shit before it slips away

>>46950456
>Shigure

>>46950516
Nice, the Spoopy returns!

>>46950438
not that i read sadly

>>46950456
>Shigure

>>46950516
I don't think you can turn off the traction control OR the stability control in those things. Kinda kills the whole drifting thing.

>>46950516
Too stacked for a DE

>>46950456
>>Miyuki

>>46950456
murakumo

>>46949848
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!

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>>46950389
A flying, rocket-powered destroyer?

A strike witch?

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>>46950456
>Murakumo

>>46950622
Get the Kongous to load all tracers in their 25mm and 13.2 mm

>>46950456

>murakumo

for the crix salt, ofc

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>>46950456
>murakumo
best fuckybucky; deserves a second chance at a writeup

>>46950456

The Adventures of The Dadstroyer: brig visit to Shigure!

We had those ideas a while back about fighting the Abyssals with Sabaton music. How about using Jimmy Buffett as well. He may not be as militarily inclined, but it is hard to say he's not nautically inclined.

>>46950481
nobody can post images but OP though

which is great, because it finally ends the avatar-fagging and drawfagshittery going on

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>>46950738
Such thickness.

>>46950456
Shigure.

>>46950779
>nobody can post images but OP though

Don't lie, they already reversed that idea.

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>>46950779

meme/10

>>46950516
shit writefag

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>>46950779
Sorry to disappoint you anon, but that rule was removed.

>>46950535
Yup! I've just been around a long time. I was scrapped in the late 80s early 90s after all...I think.

>>46950456
>>Shigure

Let's see if that marine still tries to talk to her.

>>46950831
>Yup! I've just been around a long time. I was scrapped in the late 80s early 90s after all...I think.
You should tell RJ your secret. Could probably make a fortune.

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>>46950801
you can't out meme me

That thing I did?

Don't do that thing.

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Well then.

This has been an eventful evening, huh?

>>46950814
>>46950792
What a shame, it actually had a chance at not being shit.

>>46950481
Issue is the mod behind it seems to be doing things in lines of artsy type quests (i.e. 1% of current ones), as in NOT planefag's stuff.

>>46950856
hey your alive.

>>46950857
Eventful how?

>>46950856
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

>>46950856
Please tell me you are the one who drank the Caffeine Overdose?

>>46950856
Oh so you did survive. What happened?

>>46950831
Sold for scrap in '99, can't find anything about when the scrapping actually happened.

>>46950857
So Naka

over/under 50 that Settle manages to make it through the week without sexing Ari OR Shou

also - what is denser - krupp cemented armor plate or Lt. Hate?

>>46950856
HE LIVES!

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>>46950779
that's already been fixed i thought?

i'm very much in favour of anons being able to post pics. or rather, i'm not willing to make an effort beyond creating a pic and posting it anonymously in the thread. if i had to decloak and go to irc and beg for planefag's email and send shit to him to be vetted for posting, well bollocks to that. i'll go to bed instead.

>>46950936
Probably within a year or two, if I had to guess.

>>46950939
Nothing is denser than Class A armor plate's outer face.

>>46950857
Have you shown Harder the Nakatank photo yet?

>>46950808
Meanie. A lot of effort goes into those reports. Booooo to you meanie! Booooo

>>46950849
I dunno if anything could help poor flat top.

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>>46950051

>>46950856
POST EXPERIMENTAL LOGS

>>46950972
you're probably right, though I think Hate has been giving it a run for it's money recently

>>46950911
>>46950891
I do not know the specifics or the why of my treatment, but it basically involved having me shit out all the caffeine or something. And I passed out in the middle of it.

It sucked.

>>46950989
Experiment 1: Don't do the thing.


Now diving and returning to anonymous.

>>46950980
I appreciate you, Elly!

>>46950856
MY GOD.

THE CHOSEN UNDEAD. HE HAS RETURNED.

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New US equipment and fairy added. It's one of the best AA items in the game, needless to say.

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>>46950881
This may be our last hurrah on this board. The show must go on, though!

>>46950939
Honestly? I thought I'd be dead a week ago, not violating a Gato-class every chance he gives me.

Hate is a lot of things, but he's a lot less dense than you think.

>>46950974
It's more of a NakAFV. And... no, but I should, thinking about it. Hey LT, you on?

So Planefag, how does it feel to no longer be an accessory to manslaughter?

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>>46951010
>I do not know the specifics or the why of my treatment, but it basically involved having me shit out all the caffeine or something. And I passed out in the middle of it.

>>46951040
URAAAHHH.

No, wait. That's a Russian war cry.

>>46951052
There's a story there, and I want it.

>>46951032
That's cute

>>46950974
>Have you shown Harder the Nakatank photo yet?
What is this picture of which you speak?

>>46951032
Based Freedom Fairy No.2

>>46951010
What the hell was in that drink, again?

>>46951059
see>>46950856


LONG AGO IN THE DISTANT PAST, PLANEFAG MADE AN OFFHAND JOKE ABOUT NAVY COFFEE

BUT A FOOLISH DUMBASS ANON DECIDED TO ACTUALLY TRY THE RECIPE.

HE POSTED A BIT MORE AS HIS TYPING BEGAN TO SLIP AND AUTOCORRECT TOOK OVER THEN HE FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

EVERYONE THOUGHT HE DIED

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>>46950814
sanity prevails
japan's boards with only an OP image have threads filled with shift-JIS garbage, dumb text macros and repulsive visual noise like sigblocks desu, i'd rather have pictures.

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>>46951067
>>46951085
Very cute.

>>46951013
Hehe thanks. Just for that there's gonna be a new picture of me. Now I gotta run before Mrs.Planefag comes after me with a rolling pin. Shes been cranky since she found out there's gonna be a bouncing baby soon.

>>46951073
A JSDF fella wrote Naka a letter about how she inspired him to enlist, how he was working with the Americans, how his sister loves her music, etc. And, in closing, how he and his fellow crew had painted her on their IFV as a good luck charm, their lady of victory.
It was really fuckin' sweet

>>46951098
I think it was running coffee and redbull through the filter, then running it through another filter with more coffee grounds

>>46951122
>Hehe thanks. Just for that there's gonna be a new picture of me. Now I gotta run before Mrs.Planefag comes after me with a rolling pin. Shes been cranky since she found out there's gonna be a bouncing baby soon.
From... whom?

>>46950980
According to my book, Ryujo "was designed to make use of [treaty exception that exempted carriers under 10,000 tons from the Washington Naval Treaty limits]. They added a second hangar deck pushing her weight to 12,500 tons."

She had stability problems from being too top heavy, so they added larger bulges, more ballast and had another deck built on her forecastle to prevent shipping water in heavy seas.

>>46951040
>not violating a Gato-class every chance he gives me.
Oh? A nice game of "hide the torpedo?"

>>46951137
I dunno who she is but she's currently screaming "NYAAAAAAA" at me.

Thought experiment time: Naka without I-19 or Harder.

>>46951178
How about no.

>>46950535
Not all Destoryers are kiddish though.

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>>46951178
We already know how that works out

>>46951202
>Not all Destoryers are kiddish though.
She's a Destroyer *Escort* though. She's not even big enough to be a proper Destroyer.

>>46951178
duet with kurt cobain

>>46951175
Well now we know what the "ambush" was PF.

Congrats.

>>46951227
We didn't already know this?

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Why are abyssals so best?

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>>46951248
Their outfits.

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>>46951175

>>46951221
Hell, Sammy is bigger than her by 100 tons.

>>46951222
Cobain was killed by or for that whore of a wife of his.

Dude was had so much heroin in his system it would have been hard for him to pull the trigger normally. Plus, he was found with his boots on; kinda hard to push the trigger if you can't stick a toe in the trigger well.

>>46951221
I'd still believe it to be possible. On the flip side there's RJ the carrier mistaken for a stereotypical DD and Arizona who seems more CL than BB

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>>46951169
All I have to do is whisper "Ping~" in his ear, and he's as good as mine.

And he's spotting this for me so I can read it, so yes, Harder, you go ahead and whimper. It's the truth.

>>46951178
Basically >>46951222.

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>>46951303

>>46951303
Have you considered possibly doing a collaborative event with Jimmy Buffett for the OSU during your tour?

>>46951248
they don't lie about just wanting to kill things

>>46951303
>And he's spotting this for me so I can read it

Does 'seeing through others' eyes. only work on ship-people or can you also do it on meatbags and/or animals? Because if you ever want to go for the pirate look, you could get a seeing-eye shoulder-parrot.

>>46951303
My question is, how's Hamp taking it? They are roommates after all, and the thought of the sublet offering ~girl advice~ to him is too precious to let go of

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>>46951347
I want to create new life, not destroy it.

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>>46951372
First time it happened was with Settle. Animals, I have no idea.

>>46951380
I keep imagining Harder telling Harder about how he 'totally bagged' me.

I can't stop laughing.

>>46951385
you can do both.

>>46951399
>imagining Harder telling Harder

We have two Harders?

>>46951122
I KNEW IT

>>46951385
The moment you do, you'd probably destroy the entire room and everything in it.

>>46951399
"Harder telling Harder"

... Well, we all have our fetishes.

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>>46951010
>I do not know the specifics or the why of my treatment, but it basically involved having me shit out all the caffeine or something. And I passed out in the middle of it.

What will come of me when my quests finally get someone killed?

Fox News is gonna have a fucking field day

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>>46951429
Well, I have two Harders. Little distracted, sorry.

>>46951429
>Naka getting fucked by two Harders

HE HAS SISTER SHIPS OR BROTHER SHIPS, RIGHT?

>>46951399
Have you considered he might have also told Sammy, given he plays CoD with her?

>>46951010
>it basically involved having me shit out all the caffeine or something
Army Nurse Guy, is this actually a way of treating caffeine overdose?

>>46951445
Well, there WERE 77 Gatos made.

>>46951399
Wow harder must have really fucked your brains put if you're seeing double

>>46951477
>77 THERE WERE

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>>46951461
I feel like he would know better than to brag about it to her, but it would probalby slip out during xbox shit-talking.
At which point Sammy ensues

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>>46951445
I like where this is going.

>>46951442
Infamy can be bartered into book deals. Get something ready for the publishers.

>>46951443
Naka-chan, what would be your ideal date or vacation with Harder?

Ignoring all bullshit, including your new look.

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>>46951435
>>46951227
>>46950516

Wao he got a girl pregnant? He's really taking this harem thing to heart. Who was it? Naka? Ghostdiva? Misha?

Good thing it wasn't me.

I hate you so much Foxx writer. So. Fucking. Much.

>>46951510
You hate her for bringing it up again?

>>46951510
You should see >>46951175

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>>46951510
Oh yea. Here ya go.

>>46951510
I like how you keep denying you two are an item, but admit the fact that if Deme got a gf the two of you combined would count as a harem.

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>>46951508
...you know, with everything that's been going on, I can't even think of one.

I guess maybe someplace quiet and private. He could cook, I'd sing for him, we could argue about silly shit all night and then I'd steal all his body heat.

>>46951467
That's a pretty bastardized way of putting it. What I expect happened is the hospital gave him something to clear him out in a hurry. One of our glorious super laxatives that I can never remember the name of.

lotta shitposters on tonight.
par for the course I suppose

>>46951623

Of course.

>REEE QUEST BOARD

>>46951617
Maybe some little underwater cave might be nice~

>>46951617
Sounds about like a vacation with my wife. That is the best way to spend 'em in my opinion.

>>46951617
So, basically, a quiet married life is your ideal date?

>>46951032
goodness why are fairies so much cuter than literally everything else in kancolle

>>46951623
Really? Seems a bit slower than usual.

>>46951623
The anti-quest fags got new pitchforks and are hopped up on their own egos.

I'm enjoying watching their posts get deleted.

>>46951617
If you want one nearby, I hear Cheju Island is nice this time of year.

>>46951645
literally off-topic now

questfags get out, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, etc

>>46951617
Settle's office then. He's never there since he's chasing waifus around so you should have plenty of privacy and quiet.

>>46951653
...come to think of it, Naka doesn't need to breathe anymore, right? It'll probably trigger some deep-seated ship instinct of hers, but an diving trip could be cute

>>46951617
Have you considered asking Settle to clear and restrict the torp range for a few days so the two of you could have a private beach getaway without needing to leave the base. Someone has to have camping equipment that you could barrow.

>>46951645
what are you ta-
Oh, I hadn't even looked at the front page sticky.
huh

From what we've experience, what abyssal vessels and armaments are giving us the most trouble? Battleships? Cruisers? Aircraft carriers and planes? Or their submarines?

>>46951617
Would it be safe to say your new look is basically "you in an abyssal palattee+those claw cloves?"

>>46951399
>Harder telling Harder

Harder has conversations with "lil'Harder"?
Or does he call it something else?

>>46951738
In the strategic sense, probably the subs since they make convoy escorts mandatory for shipping.
In the tactical sense, cruisers seem to be what we've had the most trouble with when we haven't had a battleship to swing around.

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>>46951653
Bad memories.

>>46951664
...shit. I AM old.

>>46951676
>>46951680
>>46951714
There's just too much to do. And worry about.

>>46951687
I, uh, kind of want to avoid diving into the ocean, given I can hear it whispering. Constantly.

>>46951749
I've still got the hole in my stomach, but otherwise... yeah, pretty close.

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more Bama when

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>>46951687
>Harder showing Naka his favor spots along the nearby coast
>they go crabbing or spear fishing
>have a picnic on an island together

They could connect in a whole new way.

>>46951833
more sanickaze when

>>46951811
Alrighty then, scratch that then.
Speaking of spooky whispers, things might be coming to a head with that, since it seems to be spilling into some other girls.

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>>46951833

>>46949848
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.

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>>46951833
>BB

More like GG

Have the votes been called yet?

>>46951915
yes

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It takes you a while to get out the door. First you've got to escape Shoukaku, who's kind of clinging to you with that tenacious nailtip grip cats employ when they don't want their cuddle buddy to budge. At last you simply stand up and carry her, bridal-style, into the living room. Laying her on the fold-out you made up for Willie, you tuck the comforter in around her and head for the bathroom to clean up.

Within you discover Willie, who's staring blearily up at the countertop, a tube of toothpaste held in both her hands, as if she's trying to remember what the mysterious artifact is for. You dig out the pack of five toothbrushes you bought at the PX the day you moved in, and give her a fresh one. After pressing it into her hands and miming the right motions, something clicks in her head and she manages to tend to her oral hygiene without help. She's woken up enough to start somewhat continuous, but still incoherent vocalizations by the time she finishes, muttering her way back to the living room to get dressed.

After your usual quick shower you wrap yourself in two towels (just in case Shoukaku gets any bright ideas,) but she's still dozing happily on the fold-out. You emerge in a fresh pair of working khakis just as she's finally yawning and stretching, a contented look on her face.

>>46951738
Planes were an issue before. I think that in light of who's come back, and who's up and running again, they're no longer an issue.

>>46951811
Have you visited Willie yet?

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“Good morning~” Shoukaku says, her vowels all cat-shaped with curved edges.

“You sound awful satisfied,” you say suspiciously.

She gives you a beautiful smile. “It's almost 0730 and I still respect you, Admiral Settle.”

Willie is sitting at the foot of the bed, fully dressed, turning her cap around in her hands. She places it on her head, and then woozily tries turning it around, and then around, and then around again, unable to remember which way was forward. Shoukaku leans over to adjust it for her, giving Willie a pat on the back for reassurance. “Getting breakfast?”

“Yeah. Was thinking of going to one of the base restaurants, but none of them are really good for breakfast. I love Chili's and all, but some things just don't go on eggs.”

Shoukaku chuckled. “I know. You always say, today's the day I live like a human being, but then there you are in the O-club, so stuck in your old ways you're not even sure you have a choice anymore.”

“Wow,” you say appreciatively. “Deep.”

“Forty fathoms, hon,” Shoukaku says serenely. “But, uh...”

>>46951833
fucking bimboat, go away

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“Problem?”

Shoukaku tugs at her robe. “I can run up to my room for some proper sandals, but... everyone's already up and about. I don't really want to go around in... you know-”

“Right, just a sec-” you dart into your room and return with your old faded GO NAVY hoodie, which you toss to her. She swiftly shucks the robe without warning you, but you nearly gallop into the kitchen , emerging with your recovered cane after feeding the DogFish, taking your morning pills and recovering your cane. Perfectly natural.

“This'll do,” she says, giving you a smile so warm you feel the heat on your face. She wasn't wearing much under the robe, but your hoodie is big enough on her to cover her butt. Well, just barely. She nearly skips out of the room, long, bare legs flashing in the morning sun before the door closes behind her.

“Be right back~” her voice sing-songs through the door.

“... I'm in trouble,” you say flatly.

“Yuuush,” Willie says blearily, rubbing her eyes with her fists. “You are.”

***

>>46951811
Have you considered doing live Q & A sessions like what happened with the live stream?

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>>46951993
Welp. Ari's going to fuck us over.

>>46951932
So Shokaku is content because she got her man?

When do we get Arizona to sleep on our lap?

>>46951993
>Shou in one of our hoodies
Oh lord planefag has internalized shitty romcom cliches

>>46951976
>bimboat

what

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>>46951962
Couldn't find her. I asked her to come talk to me.

>>46951995
Yyyyyes, but for one thing, I'm in evilvision, and for another, I don't trust myself not to drop a rotten bomb of cynicism given the chance.

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>>46952014
Ari is an understanding girl.

It's everyone else we need to worry about.

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Shoukaku returns in faded blue jeans and sandals, her long white hair tied back into a loose ponytail with a simple red ribbon. She goes to take your arm, but finds Willie is already under it - and you need your other for the cane. So she settles for walking alongside the little destroyer, a hand on her shoulder companionably. Willie maintains her deathgrip on your pantleg all the way to the officer's mess. As you stroll up the slightly inclined (handicap-accessible, you think ruefully,) concrete walkway to the door, a strange, almost foreboding feeling steals over you. The Marine at the door is holding up one of his Pike missiles while his buddy aims a cell phone camera at him. You pause, watching them as they try to get the staging just right, then snap your fingers.

“Mario!”

Both Marines see The Admiral and freeze like deer in the headlights.

“The giant creepy-ass bullet thing from Mario!”

They blink.

“That's what you're doing.”

“... yeah,” one of them says, as if any minute he'll wake up in his rack, instead of here.

“Carry on,” you say companionably, and stroll in. The door has barely closed behind you and your friends before the argument reaches your ears.

“How are you gonna fit in drydock if you eat all of that?” Hamp's stern voice comes growling clear across the room.

>>46951968
>“It's almost 0730 and I still respect you, Admiral Settle.”

What? Was she expecting sudden admiral rape?

>>46952024
Are you surprised?

>>46951976
that's a pretty good one

A bottomless Shokaku wearing an american sweater on base is going to get all the shipgirls asking Shokaku for the details.

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“Drydock,” comes the melodious reply, “is not ah concern of mine.”

“Don't give me that bullshit, your belt's just as thin as mine,” Hamp grows at the girl next to him at the buffet line. He raises one finger and pokes her in the side to illustrate.

The new girl - whom you don't recognize - shrieks quite girlishly as she leaps away from the assault. She bites her lip, closes her eyes, visibly counts to ten, and she stays angry anyways. “Ah-pologize!” she demands, crossing her arms over her chest, the lilt in her accent lengthening into a true drawl as she gets worked up.

“Apologize? ” Hamp growls as others in line cautiously tip-toe around them. “You called me ARMY!”

“Given youah appearance,” she says, stroking her chin meaningfully, “it was an honest mistake.”

“SAILORS GREW BEARDS ALL THE TIME! FRESH WATER! REASONS!”

“That,” the new girl says crisply as she scowls at Hamp's permastubble, “is no *beahd.*”

[ ] ... yeaaah just ease on this past one.
[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!
[ ] Hoist upon your own Starbucks lid, eh? Ha. HA!

>>46951846
Tonight, actually! Assuming I remember to post the link before going to bed.

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>>46951993
wot

>>46952044
>She goes to take your arm, but finds Willie is already under it - and you need your other for the cane
Ahaha, Willie is a good girl.

>>46952014
Over a desk?

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>>46952046
I would have been.

And enjoyed it

>>46952044
they're called bullet bills you fuck, or banzai bill if they're the big ones

>>46952046

you got that all backwards anon

>>46952024

here's the best part, anon.

he has

no

fucking

idea

what he just did

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>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

You're not getting out of this one planehomo

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952039
Have you though to ask Fubuki or one of your sisters to screen it the questions so you don't have to actually see all the shitposting yourself during a livestream.

>>46952065
>[x] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

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>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
[ X ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!
Who else came back?

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952088
>you got that all backwards anon
So her raping him this early?

Damn she's feisty.

>>46952065
>[ ] Hoist upon your own Starbucks lid, eh? Ha. HA!

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
>[x] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>"You called me ARMY!"
kek

>>46952088
the fact that shou basically requires tropey misunderstandings to stay in the running at all is just sad

>>46952070
Willie is Ari's stout defender. Good girl.

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>>46952085
>has a fucking name

why am I not surprised

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>>46952088
On a scale of 'tied to a bed and raped until his pelvis breaks' and 'never seen again' how Yandere is Ari going to be?

>>46952065
Oh boy, finally someone who calls out Hamp on being a faggot.
I like Houston. She can join the fleet.

>>46952065
>[X] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

be sure to call hamp Army at some point in the conversation

>>46952088

Did we hit our head on the floor and not notice while she was folding our balls or something?

>>46952065
>[x] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952159
When do we acquire Ari body guard?

>>46952158
The name was in the goddamn manual

has been for near 30 years

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
>[x] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

Well she's not wrong.

>>46952158
they have faces and occasionally talk, of course they have names

>>46952065
>[X] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

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>>46952188
>reading the manual

>>46952065
[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

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>>46952107
I can handle it a lot better than they can. I've got a year's experience. I feel like Fubuki would explode if you showed her a twitch chat ASCII dick.

>>46952070
>>46952147
Take of the shipping goggles please.

>>46951811
>I've still got the hole in my stomach, but otherwise... yeah, pretty close.

Huh, so you heal a whole lot faster, except the hole stays the same? Might be something there... shame your old hull's below Harders' maximum depth, he could try patching it from the other side.

>>46952158
I felt the same way when I found out the little faggots in masks were call Shyguys.
I always called 'em cans.

>>46952065
>[x] ... yeaaah just ease on this past one.
don't stick your neck into a family feud

>>46952088
>you got that all backwards anon

I am not sure if I understand. You are gonna have to explain that to me again.

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
>[X] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

Commence anti-coffee-hipster shenanigans!

>>46952217

So someone's gotta ask.

How long until Harder sticks it in that belly-hole?

Also, is he a stud, or does he cry during sex?

>>46952176
No planefag likely timeskipped/fade to black because he doesn't have the balls to do lewds.

>>46952205
is that a real scout cosmetic

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952205
>not reading the manual for games during the 90's

Now the manual is just basic controls, but come on, we all know they used to have cool lore shit not explained in the game.

I know you're not that new, plane.

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
>[ ] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952065
[X] Oh, you like her already. This must be Houston. Introductions!

>>46952217
How has ms. Gonna do my best! been anyhow?

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>>46951833
hopefully not too much longer!

sendai a cute

>>46952205
You did back pre-internet if you wanted to know how to do useful things like save codes, Millennial.

>>46952217
How about Kongo, since she started all this mess?

>>46952263

I never played mario. My parents hated all consoles. My first gameboy was a GBC and my first game was pokemon.

>>46952188
>>46952205
The manual came and went before Planefag was born.

On the other hand, I kept mine.

>>46952065
>[x] ... yeaaah just ease on this past one.
How about no.
>>46952014
>Welp. Ari's going to fuck us
I'm down for it...

So are we digging our own grave or is Hamp?
Also Goddamnit captcha that's a bus not an RV

Naka, how have your sister-ships dealt with your boyfriend and the fact that you frequently have 'night battles' with him?