>>47188062

I sigh, as my tongue rolls out and nearly touches the floor before it whips around, lifting itself up into the air before it shoots back past my lips.

"Come on, both of you are going to explain to both of our mothers why exactly you destroyed the living room" Karla growls angrily as Mitzuki whimpers, her spider legs skittering on the ground as she tries to stop herself from getting dragged away

"Come on sis, we're elderly!" Vera whimpers weakly as I see her curled up tail vanish around the corner "You can't do this to us"

"Well, technically, you're agelessly immortal" Iris says mater of factly "And you certainly don't act your age, Vera"


"Don't side with heeeeeer!" Vera yells angrily.

"...Well that was a little terrifying"I say, standing up and tugging on my wings to try and get them free from my back "though I kind of regret not seeing it for myself"

"You didn't miss much" Iris says sadly as she walks over to the broken tv and pokes it with her foot, and groans "Haaa, what are you going to do for you break now?"

"Well I....wait break?" I ask tilting my head "What break, I don't think you said anything about a break to me"

"Well, I was meaning to, but I thought you passed out under those blankets" she says shrugging her wings "So I didn't want to wake you just to tell you about it"

"Do I still have it?" I ask hopefully "Because I really hope my break wasn't being covered in blankets for a couple of hours!"

"Oh of course, its the whole day long, and besides you were only under there for...half and hour at max" Iris says nodding slowly as she scratches her chin as she wraps her wings around herself

What do I say?
[] so I can do anything I want
[]....why do I have a break?
[]...I've never had much freetime before.
[] So what do I do?
[] Really? it felt much...much longer
[]Thanks Iris!
[] this isn't a trap is it?
[] write in

Once again, ignore shitposters, /qst/ is still a trial board that may fail, yadayadayada

>>47188072
>[]....why do I have a break?
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.
>[] So what do I do?

>>47188072
>[]....why do I have a break?
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.

>>47188072
>[]....why do I have a break?
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.
>[]Thanks Iris!

>>47188072
>[]....why do I have a break?
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.
>[] So what do I do?

>>47188072
>[]....why do I have a break?
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.
>[] So what do I do?
>[]Thanks Iris!

Quit today, huh.

>>47188072
>...why do I have a break?
>I've never had much free time before.
>So what do I do?

Won't be very active today till later, but I will chine in when I can.

Is this the day we have fun in the kitchen testing out our powers and just making anything and everything? That would be great.

I am also okay with 'attempting' to corrupt more souls though. Whatever works.

>>47188351
Oh and add a...
>Thanks Iris!
At the end if this chain.

>>47188072
>[]....why do I have a break?
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.
>[] So what do I do?
Could we feed scraps from Laylas ambient bloodlust?

>>47188072
>[]...I've never had much freetime before.
>[] So what do I do?
>[]Thanks Iris!
>[] this isn't a trap is it?

>>47188373
We probably get nearly as much of regular lust if we find out wherever Maria is playing her porn games

I stare up at her as she smiles happily, her fangs barely peeking over her lips as she leans over me, her shadow covering me...ironically quite like a blanket.

"Why do I have a break?" I ask scratching my head with my upper right arm as I rub my chin with my lower right

"Why do you think, you've been doing a wonderful job as my familar, haven't complained or balked at anything I asked you to do" She says warmly, looking almost proud of me, before she smirks and opens her eyes again "And to be honest, it's mostly because I'm curious to see what you'll do with free time, especially if I let you off the leash to have it"

I blink, wrapping all four of my arms around myself, I'm not really sure if this is a bad or good thing, but...hey it's a chance to enjoy myself and

"Er I've never had much freetime before" I say raising my upper left hand meekly as Iris blushes and covers her mouth, trying not to giggle "What do I do?"

"Oh I uh er" she stumbles mumbling for a second as she turns her back to me "Well I'd like you to gather more power....buuut, I can't force you to do that, well I could, but that's not the point!, just do what you think is fun, it's your job today, think of it as that, alright"

"Oh"I say cheerfully as I grin, biting on the tip of my tongue so it doesn't roll out on accident "Thanks Iris! sounds fun"

"I bet it does" She says from behind me as I turn to walk over the room, dancing around pieces of glass and other broken piece of furniture and stuff.

What do I go to do?
[] Kitchen, I want to cook everything
[] Head to town, "Big sis" said there were other demons there right
[] Fly out of the cities walls, into the farms and outskirts
[] go for a swim in the sea, or moat
[] Gather a bunch of snacks, and hide in Mizuki's room
[]Hang around Alexander, see what he's doing
[] Practice with my cooking magic?
[] just fly around, making a lot of risks
[] stick around Iris
[] write in

>>47188373
If you want to risk trying?

>>47188557
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?

>>47188557
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?
>[] Gather a bunch of snacks, and hide in Mizuki's room

>>47188557
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?
>[] stick around Iris

>>47188557
>[] Kitchen, I want to cook everything
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?

>>47188557
>[] Kitchen, I want to cook everything
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?

>>47188557
>[] Kitchen, I want to cook everything
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?

>>47188557
>[] Kitchen, I want to cook everything
>[] Practice with my cooking magic?

>>47188557
>[] Kitchen, I want to cook everything
>[] go for a swim in the sea, or moat
>[]Hang around Alexander, see what he's doing
>check out the library

I jump and hop my way out of the ruined room, trying to break anything more as I get out of it. I sigh the second I get out and turn, gasping as I come face to face with the creepiest portrait I've seen in this castle yet. It's a man with greying hair, and red eyes like all of millers, he's very well dressed and everything about him has a sharp and somehow dangerous feeling to it.

Well, whoever it is, I don't like looking at him, he reminds me of all the old stories I used to hear. I shiver, and turn away as quickly as I can, practically running down the hall way.

Wait, why am I running? Not like I need to hurry anyways, I'm on break afterall, I could do whatever I want to, as long and slowly as I wanted to. If I could stand going slow about it.

I sigh and keep up my pace, nearly running into the railing of some walkway our another as I try and find my way to the kitchen. Well I should at least do something productive with my time, and what's more productive and funner than cooking, besides I can even practice my magic while I'm at it.

"However" I say to myself as I walk past a pair of curved swords like the one's alex is always mucking about with.

However I doubt the chefs will let me in, for any reason

what do I do?
[] just walk in, see what happens
[] Try and sneak in 1d100
[] wait for them to leave
[] try and scare them off
[]write in

>>47189017
>[] just walk in, see what happens

>>47189017
>[] just walk in, see what happens

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>47189017
>[] Try and sneak in 1d100

>>47189017
>[] just walk in, see what happens

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>47189017
>[] Try and sneak in 1d100

>>47189017
>[] wait for them to leave

>>47189017
>[] just walk in, see what happens

>>47189017
>[] just walk in, see what happens

>>47189170
Ignore the trolls, Report and move on, Do not engage.

But does that even matter? I mean I want to go there, so I should be allowed in there, I mean not to be rude or anything, but honestly I don't care if they want me there or not, besides it's not like I'll be causing any trouble or anything.

I huff, crossing my arms as I walk down the main set of stairs and into the main sort of hallish part of the castle. The smells of cooking meat and pastries waft over me as I walk along, and I start to feel a little...excited.

A giggle escapes my lips as my heart starts to beat faster and faster, forcing the energy in my blood through my veins faster and faster. I start to run faster and faster towards the iron doors, and press my hands against them as I get to them, struggling against them for a second as I try and push the giant thing open with my tiny body.

It slowly starts to move, with a loud rusty groaning sound, and I slip through, and not a second later, a shriek rips through the air, as something flies towards me, glinting in the far too clean light of the room.

Roll 1d20+dex

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47189309

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47189309

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47189309

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47189309

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47189309
Agility seems like a wise investment next level up time. What with the wings and all.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47189309

>>47189328
Nice save.

15= success
___
There's a sound like a knife cutting or maybe like something being swung through the air with too much force. I step to the left, and feel something rush past my face, rustling my hair as it goes.

I blink and turn, as the thing clanks off of the door next to me, and spins into the ground, bouncing once before it lands on its side.

It's a cleaver. My heart skips a beat as my legs feel a little weak for a moment.

"YOU IDIOT!" Someone hisses "that's the littlest lady's pet, do not throw knives at her, it's almost like you want to end up gutted and quartered"

"B..but I thought...I felt like I was being stalked by a " A much weaker voice says, as I turn around, and see a large lizard with a skull in place of its upper jaw, dressed as a chef, holding a pan over a rather chubby and normal

"What?!, perhaps her owner isssss around?" the lizard hiss, smacking the chef over the head with the pot "Now you get back to work, as well as the rest of you, unless you want to be fed to the spider"

the other chef's rush back to what they're doing as the man gets back up, rubbing his head


"Ooooh ssssso sssssorry" the lizard hisses, not moving closer to or from me "Feel free to wander through, we're just making some soup for our majesties"

What do I do?
[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
[] ask if you can help with it
[] Start turning random cooking appliances into food 1d20+potential
[] try and act unaffected by what just happened
[] Scare the chef
[] Make the soup better *Cooking magic*
[] watch them work
[] ask them about the Miller family
[] write in

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] ask if you can help with it
>[] try and act unaffected by what just happened
>Fail

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] ask if you can help with it
>[] Make the soup better *Cooking magic*
>[] ask them about the Miller family

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] ask if you can help with it

>>47189489
>[] Make the soup better *Cooking magic*
>[] watch them work
>[] ask them about the Miller family

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] ask if you can help with it
>[] Make the soup better *Cooking magic*
>[] watch them work
>[] ask them about the Miller family

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] ask if you can help with it
>[] watch them work
>[] ask them about the Miller family

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] try and act unaffected by what just happened
>[] ask if you can help with it

>>47189489
>[] Take the cleaver *Weapon added, cleaver*
>[] ask if you can help with it

"It's fine" I say nervously as I pick up the cleaver, now laying on the plain tiled floor, as I try to keep myself controlled around all of the deliciously tempting smells flooding over and trying to drown me "I was just a little surprised is all"

"Your voice says otherwisssse" the lizard hisses as his eyes glow like flames taken straight from a candle, as a three pronged tongue zips out of his mouth "But feel free to stay, we're almost finished up anyways and your presence will not change that"

"Oh thank you" I say quietly as I pick up the clever as I start to walk into the kitchen proper, straigtening up my posture "Do you mind if I help a"

and I can't even finishes speaking before a lot of shouting, shrieking, hissing, and other horrible noises cut me off as all of the chefs turn towards me in sync and shout

"NO!"

I frown, holding the clever close to myself, clenching it's black handle as tightly as I can, as I get the urge to scream back and throw it, but I force those thoughts down, after mulling it over.

I sigh, and look up at all of the cooks slowly watching pots, and occasionally tasting from them and adjusting the spices. Judging from all of chicken bones lying around, I'm guessing they're making some kind of fancy chicken noodle soup.

I frown and press my back against the wall, unfolding my wings as I do so.

"So...do any of you know anything about the miller family?" I ask glancing at one of the cooks, a nearly human thing with bird like claws, wearing a cloak that covers all of it "Cause I really don't know too much about them and"

"Layla kept this place safe when the old world died" the chef who through the cleaver at me says happily "She's married to Maria, who somehow managed to er...well they somehow had kids is all I know"

"Not so strange" the lizard says flatly "but they're nice when they're not pushed, anti social and reclusive, but nice if you get the chance"

>>47189788

"Maybe the kids, I haven't had a conversation with either of the majesties"t he cloaked thing says with a croaking, dry voice "But the brauser she seems....dangerous, deadly even"

"Of course she is, where do you think her children get the killing instinct?" an old woman says slowly, as she struggles to work, her white hair tied into a bun, to keep it out of her wrinkled face "I've been around since the twins were born, and let me tell ya, there's something in their blood that makes them like that, Vera used to be the sweetest girl, now she...well she's always hunted things, but ever since she got that bow she's been a devil, and Mizuki...oh she's always had..a trouble, even if most of what she says is just blathering, it doesn't mean she isn't dangerous for it"

"Er...can you really be saying things Like that?" I ask as the old woman smirks, as the rest of the chefs go silent "Also, they can't be that bad, there's plenty of dangerous people and things in the city anyways, so it doesn't really matter what they're like, right?"

"Bah, I'm one of the few who can get a way with insulting them" the old woman says, grinning as her hat almost seems to move a bit "And they're much stronger than any monster or beast in brausurburge, it's just most of them are content with doing little to nothing, especially since Marla, Jasmine and Elizabeth left, they've been right calm"

"Those are there aunts right?" I ask as I walk over to the old woman, who smiles happily as I get closer "Everytime I hear them brought up, they get all quite and awkward, what happened?"

"they left, Elizabeth the youngest made a mistake, and the oldest, that's jasmine...well they had a falling out, and poor Eli ran off" The old woman says, looking down at me with her milky blue eyes, as her withered lips pull down into a frown "Not even half a decade later, Jasmine went to get her back, and hasn't came back yet"

>>47189943
Ah damn, Eli burned a bunch of people didn't she? Poor girl.

>>47189943
"Oh that's...really sad actually" I say, trying not to interuppt the story too much "So Marla went looking for her then?"

"No, she fought Layla, after a bit of....trouble" the old woman groans

"the afternoon revolt, wasn't it" A thing made out of stone asks, as it rips a clump of moss off from one of it's limbs "seems so long ago"

"It was, but not a drop of blood was shed between sisters, ironic considering what caused the spat in the first place, they yelled and threatened, but Marla stomped out before anything actually happened, no idea where she went off to" the old woman says sadly, rubbing her arm "And ever since then, Alexander and Karla have been, well all of them have been in a slump, may not be noticeable, but it's there"

"Well, maybe not the spider" the lizard says nodding

"It's more under their skin really, I think" the stone thing says slowly, turning to me "So do not worry little fleshling, they're not depressed, it simply a part of their lives they never thought they would lose, they're still adjusting to it"

"Except for your master" the knife happy one says happily "She never knew them"

What do I say?
[] really I never knew that
[] is that why she barely comes out from her room?
[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do
[] So any idea where they went
[] that's so sad
[] that's so....*put some finishing touches on the soup while they're distacted* 1d20+ potential
[]...what were they like
[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?
[] write in

>>47190066
>[] really I never knew that
>[] is that why she barely comes out from her room?
>[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do
>[] So any idea where they went
>[] that's so sad

>>47190066
>[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?
>[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do
>[] So any idea where they went

>>47190066
>[] is that why she barely comes out from her room?
>[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do
>[] So any idea where they went
>[] that's so sad
>[]...what were they like
>[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?

>>47190066
>[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?
>[] really I never knew that
>[] is that why she barely comes out from her room?
>[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do

>>47190066
>[] is that why she barely comes out from her room?
>[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do
>[] So any idea where they went
>[] that's so sad
>[]...what were they like
>[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?

>>47190066
>[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?
>[] that...explain a lot actually...I mean they do tend to argue a lot...at least the twins do
>[] So any idea where they went

>>47190066
>[] really I never knew that
>[] is that why she barely comes out from her room?
>[]...what were they like
>[] the revolt, papa never told me about that, what was it?

"Is the why she barely ever comes out of her room?" I ask, flapping my wings as I cross my arms, and look at my feet "Because it'd make sense, I mean this does explain a lot, I mean they all tend to argue a lot or at least the twins do"

"Maybe, Iris never got them in her lives, she might feel like that makes her different, maybe she doesn't, I wouldn't know, I'm not her" the cloaked cook says flatly "Honestly, she probably just doesn't like the noise, but it could be what you think"

"Yes and Alex and Vera are always butting heads, due to their little game they play" the old woman cackles, covering her mouth "They get along when they're away from their weapons, though it may not look like it"

"Well, she might have a point" The stone thing says, his body cracking as he turns away from his pot "Karla has been a bit..well, she hasn't been in the town as much as she used to"

"Could be because of the revolt, Stonehide" the old woman says quietly "She never had a taste for violence anyways and"

"Okay, what revolt, my dad never told me about it, what was it?" I say quietly as I run my hand down my new cleaver carefully "because it sound pretty bad"

"It was lady Maria's birthday" Stonehide says slowly "And well, some monsters thought they deserved to rule, as they were...fresh, and didn't like seeing human like things over them, some humans helped, as they saw the millers as...well more monsterous as they "pretended to be human?"

"And it started as mostly insults, which they were luck to have caught Layla on a good day, as well as Marla...and Alexander and Vera, really it was trouble from the start" the old woman chimes in "They tried to enjoy themselves in town, because Maria wanted it to be a nice and peaceful day"

"And then" Stonehide says, holding up a giant, rough and almost clawed finger "Well one fellow though a rock would be enough to show their displeasure, and it struck Maria right inbetween the eyes, after shattering the glass between them"
cont

>>47190462
>and it struck Maria right inbetween the eyes, after shattering the glass between them
Recipe for genocide right there.

>>47190462
"I remember it broke her glasses, and I had to make her a new pair" the old woman sighs "But that really....really made things worse for them, the man was dead before he could even finish smiling, before Alex could draw his sword, and Vera could even notch an arrow"

"Even Before Maria could say no, In a single flick, the man was a new paint of crimson on the street, Layla had killed him in an instant, before Marla could even get out of the chair I heard" Stonehide says calmly "and then, the revolt thought it could handle our brausr"

"Monsters, men, beasts, a right horde of them against one very....very enraged Lamia...a queen of monsters, a beast unlike any" the old woman says sounding scared, as the other chefs stop to listen in as well "for the first time in nearly a century, and since, The brausr took her true form, I saw it, only when Karla came with her siblings and mother, dragging her aunt by the scruff as she was practically foaming at the mouth"

"I...remember only the aftermath, She slaughtered a....good portion of the city, since she wanted to be sure this never happened again, and hunted down the families of any one connected to it" stone hide says slowly "Most who survived it moved away from the castle, taking up homes on the edges and outskirts, letting new life surge for the empty places...but the streets were painted red"

"And the catacombs filled with blood, and a thousand upon a thousand souls were consumed in death and rage" the old woman says as a red figure rises behind her and takes form, slowly as my heart drops and a chill goes down my spine "But that's how mistress works isn't it?"

Ever shifting patterns in strangely flowing fur, and a pair of cat ears forming first, followed by knife sized fangs, and red eyes, half way between serpent and cat, and then tanned skin, like most of the m....oh no....nononononooo. Short, light brown hair comes last, only followed by two tails swishing behind her.

"Snack" the brausr hisses

>>47190634
>"Snack" the brausr hisses
Oh, So that's what happened to her.

>>47190634
>"Snack" the brausr hisses
Oh shit, Snack is still alive? How the hell?
Kinda impressive she even survived her time as Kimberlys blood dispenser. Let alone a century.

>>47190634
"Yes mistress?" the old woman says turning around happily "Do you need something?"

"Where's the soup?" Layla Miller asks coldly, pocking the old woman between the eyes as the room goes deathly cold "It should've been done now, right? you know how impaitent I can be, don't you? or has old age claimed that particular memory"

"You know good and well why I have a shoddy mind, Layla" Snack says sourly "And yes we're done, we're just, telling her a bit about"

Layla growls, as her eyes fall on me and I feel my legs starting to shake.

"Why are you not with Iris?" She asks softly, playfully curious as she smiles slightly "You two seemed so inseperable? is she feeling sick as well? Snack, more soup, okaaaay?"


"Eh?" I ask, confused

"hmm?" Layla asks tilting her head and grinning widely "Well? what are you waiting around for, don't you have work to do?"

Snack sighs, looking tired

What do I say?
[] *mumble, stumbling out of the room*
[]....What do you really look like
[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but
[] Y..yes, sorry madame Brausr
[] I'm on break
[] er...she told me to go to town and get her something, I was just wondering where I needed to go...so I asked snack
[] write in

>>47190674
Familiar, also misfortune.

>>47190744
>[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but
>[]....What do you really look like

>>47190744
>[] er...she told me to go to town and get her something, I was just wondering where I needed to go...so I asked snack

>>47190744
>[] Y..yes, sorry madame Brausr
>[] *mumble, stumbling out of the room*

>>47190744
>[] Y..yes, sorry madame Brausr
>[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but

>>47190744
>[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but
>I wanted to get better at it so I could help Iris with practicing it
>Try not to tear up, Fail

>>47190744
>[] er...she told me to go to town and get her something, I was just wondering where I needed to go...so I asked snack

>>47190744
>>47190781
Second.

>>47190744
>[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but
>I wanted to get better at it so I could help Iris with practicing it
>Try not to tear up, Fail

>>47190744
>[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but
>I wanted to get better at it so I could help Iris with practicing it
>Try not to tear up, Fail
Poor Mali.

>>47190884
Imagine when we get a little more power and get a little more too our nature. It'll be funny. In a tightrope walking while blindfolded and having throwing knives aimed at us and a pit of fire below us...kind of way.

>>47190744
>[] Iris gave me a break, and I wanted to cook and practice my magic but
>[] Y..yes, sorry madame Brausr
>[] *mumble, stumbling out of the room*

Keep the Layla docile and maybe she won't bat us around like a mouse.

>>47190884
This.

"Iris gave me a break and..well I wanted to cook and" I say, stumbling on my own tongue as I stare up at her, fear clenching my heart as her stare turns grim and serious again, I try to talk quietly as I can so I don't suddenly set her off, since I don't want to end up as paint
"And...and"

"Annnnd?" She asks, smirking just enough for her lips to pull back around her fangs, I gasp, stopping as I stare at them, i..is she going to bite me or something

"An...and" I mummer, as my eyes start to tear up, for the first time since I died and came back "Practice my magic, I wanted to get better at is so I could help Iris with practicing it"

The Brausr frowns, and sighs.

"Then go practice it" She says ass she slowly starts to grin again "shame kimberly took her book with her...but I learned from fighting with it, and killing with it, so maybe....maybe"

"Oh no" Snack mummers, before she suddenly freezes and stands perfectly still

"Snack?" Stone hide asks nervously, as the rest of the chefs carry the pots of soup out of the room quickly

"Well...tell me" Layla says slowly as I start to get lifted into the air, feeling my blood moving against my veins "Do you think you could handle that? Well, I don't care if you can, Go out and get better, alright? I'm sure you can find someway or another to do it in or out of the city"

I suddenly drop to the ground, fluttering my wings to slow my fall

"Now if you could, I have cuddling to get back to" Layla says happily as she walks through the wall, humming to myself

"Errrgh...well, better get going then" Snack says, suddenly moving again

Where do I go?
[] iris's room
[] the city *choose part*
[] the forest outside of the castle walls
[] write in

>>47191116
>[] iris's room

>>47191116
>[] the city *choose part*
Wealthier parts, where you can find restaurants

>>47191116
>[] the city *choose part*
Kets find some place where we can hi-jack the kitchen to practice.

>>47191116
>[] the city *choose part*
Back to the comic shop! Ask if we can make some food to sell to the customers.

>>47191116
>[] iris's room

>>47191116
>>47191145
I like that idea, make them tiny french kitchen style snacks that don't really sate, in the shape of sexy waifus.
Don't needto sell, just hand out snacks.

>>47191116
>[] iris's room

>>47191116
>[] the forest outside of the castle walls

>>47191143
This. Perhaps a tavern.

Okay
[] go to a restaurant in town
[] or Iris's room
sorry it took so long, I got distracted

>>47191297
>[] go to a restaurant in town
Preferably without the cleavers getting tossed at us. Byt the end of this we could be just lugging around a sack of kitchen knives.

>>47191297
>[] go to a restaurant in town

>>47191297
>[] or Iris's room

>>47191297
>[] go to a restaurant in town

>>47191297
>[] or Iris's room

>>47191297
>[] go to a restaurant in town
We're not doing Iris any favours with not training more

>>47191297
>[] go to a restaurant in town

I nod, and turn and leave the room more on instinct than anything else, still in shock at what just happened, that the brausr basically told me to go out and kill people, or at least get into fights. I mean, that's just, well it's a little too much I think. Besides, how am I supposed to use food magic to hurt someone? it's just a little silly I think.

Huh, well I could go to a restaurant, learn to cook there or just figure out what this new magic can do.

I sigh as I start walking over to the big doors leading out to the city proper. I've never been to many restaurants, since my family wasn't...rich.

But I remember a few from when I went out with Iris...so this shouldn't be too hard to find one that's nice and fancy right?"

Which do I go to?
[] Ice cream pallor
[] The den *Monster only restaurant*
[] Mortimer's Crabshack
[] Brausr's choice *FANCY as fuck restaurant*
[] Dragon's graveyard *weird foreign good*
[] Classic Brausrburge cuts *Traditional brausrburge cooking*
[] creepy butchers
[] write in

>>47191558
>[] Brausr's choice *FANCY as fuck restaurant*

>>47191558
>[] Brausr's choice *FANCY as fuck restaurant*

>>47191558
>[] Classic Brausrburge cuts *Traditional brausrburge cooking*
>[] Ice cream pallor

>>47191558
>[] Ice cream pallor

>>47191558
I will vote for either.

>Ice Cream Parlour
Or
Mortimer's Crabshack
For silly ice cream fun, or to work with Lobster and other seafood. Because there may be residual..."benefits"

>>47191558
>[] Brausr's choice *FANCY as fuck restaurant*
Implies that Layla has eaten here before. Probably can teach us how to properly put blood into dishes to share with the Millers.

>>47191558
>[] Classic Brausrburge cuts *Traditional brausrburge cooking*

>>47191558
>[] Ice cream pallor
For the obvious innuendos and ease of access

or
>[] Brausr's choice *FANCY as fuck restaurant*
For getting away with extremly tempting food that doesn't let you stuff yourself.

>>47191558
>[] Dragon's graveyard *weird foreign good*
>[] creepy butchers

>>47191558
>[] Brausr's choice *FANCY as fuck restaurant*

Well the fanciest place I can think of besides this castle, has to be that restaurant I saw pretty close to here, in the wealthier part of the city. I think it was called the Brausr's choice, and from what I've seen, it's pretty high class. But there's only one problem, I think as I step out into the sun shine and unfold my wings, getting ready to fly.

I'm pretty sure it's also so uptight that it has guards to make sure no one without an reservation or money gets in there...or maybe that's just decor, I didn't get a good enough look at it, but honestly it looks like that would be the case, since from what I know of the rich is they tend to do extravagant and crazy things like this.

I take to the skies after a short run towards the gate, almost clipping it as I soar above it. I sigh as pleasure runs through my body, digging in and filling me with warmth as I twirl through the sky.

I mean I'm kind of an example of that, aren't I? But I actually enjoy that I am, since being someone else property is a lot funner than my old life of growing potatoes was.

I flap my wings back, grabbing the edge of a building with all four of my hands as I get to that small market just outside of the castle. I scramble up the side of the roof, and crouch on it as I stare at the small tower of a restaurant, covered in vines, and made out of dark red bricks.

It is also covered in sleeping cats, and I can smell the fish from here, there's also a few pots with weird looking plants in them. And of course, there are men in armor all around it, with spears in the front of the door, and rifles on the various roofs of the thing

I frown...I doubt they'll be as friendly as the chefs

What do I do?
[] try to fly into it 1d20+Agility
[] just walk up to the door and try to get in
[] use creation magic 1d20+potential
[] use cooking magic 1d20+ potential
[] find a way to sneak in 1d20+ senses
[] create a distraction
[] get some help
[]Make a scene
[]write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47192002
>[] just walk up to the door and try to get in
>[] use cooking magic 1d20+ potential

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47192002
>[] find a way to sneak in 1d20+ senses

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47192002
>[] find a way to sneak in 1d20+ senses
>[] create a distraction

>>47192002
> Find a way to sneak in

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47192002
>[] just walk up to the door and try to get in
>[] use cooking magic 1d20+ potential
Turn the chef's hat into a souffle!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47192002
>[] just walk up to the door and try to get in
>[] create a distraction
>[] use creation magic 1d20+potential
Create a huge cake to distract them so you walk in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47192002
>[] find a way to sneak in 1d20+ senses

>>47192107
trial board.

>>47192130
Anon, How many times do we have to tell you not to engage the trolls?

>>47192151
How am I a troll for asking a legitimate question? I also don't understand the point of having a trial board if it's not going to be used. Isn't the whole point of a trial seeing how well something goes? How can you know if you don't treat it like an actual board for the trial?

>>47192292
Hey janitor/mod/whatever, could you at least direct me to a place where I can find an answer to my apparently offensive question before you delete my posts? Nowhere on the stickies for either board does it say if quest threads are relegated to /qst/ or not or why.

I frown, covering my mouth with my upper two hands, trying to think about what I should actually do to get inside of that place, since it seems pretty, well secure. Maybe that's all just for show, I mean It does give it an imposing air around it, and I'm sure at least someone would like that enough to try and get in...or just for the thrill of it, if they're like me.

Eh, don't have any other ideas, I'll just go up and see if I can get inside, and if I can't, well I'll find someway to get in on my own. I'm sure I'm clever enough for at least that.

I stand up, and put my arms back to my side as I step over the edge of the building, and unfold my wings, gliding over to the steps leading to the door, after I let myself fall enough to get my blood pumping properly.

I shoot through the air, flying through a gate made out of twisted metal shaped vaguely in the form of a sitting cat, and land on the edge of a step plated in polished silver. I grin as the guards look down at me, and one of them sighs.

"Go back home little girl" He says, making my eye twitch "This isn't a place for you"

"Yeah, run along" the other chuckles, pointing the but of his spear at me "I'm sure the icecream pallor would be happy to help you find your mama"

"Okay, first off I'm not a little kid" I say angrily, crossing my arms and wrapping my wings around myself "Secondly I need to get in there, I'm on er business from the brausr"

"Sure you are kid" one of them says as he pushes the end of his spear at me, and I flinch grabbing it with my hand and "Huh?"

I blink, and pull my hand down, snapping a part of the dark wood off, it crumbles like chocolate as the golden spear head slowly melts and sloughs off of the end.

"Hmm, Well, that's an interesting magic" the other says chuckling as I take the second to look for a way to get into the building...no windows, no grates, not ever any sort of....well door besides the one right here.

cont

>>47192443
Hmm, well I guess they don't want to look at poor people when they eat, but I'm pretty sure there's magic for that and...wait they probably have a door to the side or back for supplies and deliveries and

"OOof!" I gasp, as I get kicked off of the stairs

"I said scram kid" the guard with the candy spear says angrily as I stand up and glare at him, my tongue lashing around my mouth as my stomach aches and hurts.

And then, I hear a door open, very close by. Sounds like a pretty heavy one...in the alley against this one

"Cunt" the other guard growls under his breath, glaring at the other angrily

What do I do?
[] Eat the piece of the spear I broke off
[] Make a scene
[] Fly away
[] walk into the alley way
[] get the asshole to chase after me 1d20+agility
[] Use my magic 1d20+potential
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47192531
>[] Eat the piece of the spear I broke off
>[] walk into the alley way
>[] Use my magic 1d20+potential
Make a path into the restaurant by transforming part of the wall into candy we can eat through

>>47192531
>[] Eat the piece of the spear I broke off
>I'm telling Iris when I get back!
>[] walk into the alley way

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47192531
>>47192555
Seconding

>>47192531
>[] Fly away
>[] walk into the alley way

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47192531
>[] Eat the piece of the spear I broke off
>[] walk into the alley way
>[] Use my magic 1d20+potential
Make a path into the restaurant by transforming part of the wall into candy we can eat through

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47192531
>[] Fly away
>[] get the asshole to chase after me 1d20+agility

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47192531
>>47192555
eh sure, need to get in somehow

>>47192531
>[] Eat the piece of the spear I broke off
>[] walk into the alley way
>[] Use my magic 1d20+potential
Ask the dude who just entered the alley if he wants to see a magic trick!

I huff, and limp away, wiping some drool away from my mouth, as every part of me fights against me as I walk away from him. Glad I never met people like that in my o...well, until the end of it at least. Each step I take, my stomach hurts, and I get a little madder as I hear my own wheezing and every slow step over the warm stone road.

It's a wonderful array of feelings, though the only one I actually enjoy is the warmth under my feet. So I close my eyes, and slowly limp into the alleyway, frowning as the ground gets cold. I open my eyes, leaning against a wall, as the pain finally starts to vanish, and my senses come back.

There's barely any trash in this alleyway, and what little there is mostly just stray petals and branches.

I sigh and walk over to the wall of the restaurant, there's a small metal door leading into it, but it's covered in padlocks and other kinds of locks, including glowing sigils and spells. I groan and pop the piece of spear into my mouth to try and think a bit better.

it's rough, like I'm chewing on bark, but it's clearly chocolate...very, very strong chocolate. I wrap my tongue around it and smile slightly as a small warmth fills my belly, and an Idea fills my head.

I grin as I walk over to the wall to the left of the door, and plant both my hands on it. This'll teach em to kick me like that, shame about the wall though.
_
19+ 6= 25! SUCCESS
___
the bricks crackle with pink light and sparks, as vines covering them start to wilt and turn brown. and nothing else. I glare and bite down on my balled up tongue and chocolate, which cracks slightly.

Pink smoke starts to pour out of the wall, as it slowly starts to melt and run over my hands like melted chocolate, except it smells like dirt.

I think I could walk through it now if I wanted to.

roll 1d20+sense

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47192898

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47192898

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47192898

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47192898

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47192898

But it'd be a real pain to get out of my hair, but oh so worth it. I sigh, and pull my hand away from the molten chocolate, and suck on it, smiling happily as I lick in between and over my fingers at the same time.

Something rustles right next to me, something falling down? no, it sounds like its moving
_
18+2= 20= success
_
Sounds like a snake moving through grass, like at home, no like a snake crawling through...branches

BRANCHES

I turn and my wings flap, pushing me out of the way, as a massive snake snaps at where I was a second ago.

My heart stops, as the blue scaled thing stays there, with patterns in the shape of hearts and bones.

It's green eyes blink and glow as it starts licking up the chocolate pouring out of the wall.

"Mine" It says clearly, with a voice like a little girl glaring at me "stay away from it, or I'll eat you up"

I blink, as I realize this isn't a normal snake, and judging from how it looks like it shouldn't be "here", I think it's a thing like me, one of those demons.

"Whaaaat, oh don't act like you're surprised, I haven't eaten since I got in this world' it hisses, it's tongue flicking out as it's lower jaw splits "Leave me be and I'll leave you be, you're too quick for me anyways, I will admit"

What do I do?
[] leap over it, and through the melted wall
[]...YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?
[]I'll give you more food if you go away
[] are you another imp?
[]Oh you poor thing!
[] well I need to get through their, so you move
[] write in

>>47193101
[]...YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?
[]I'll give you more food if you go away

>>47193101
>[]...YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?
>[] are you another imp?

>>47193101
>[]...YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?
>[]I'll give you more food if you go away

>>47193101
>[] well I need to get through their, so you move
>[]I'll give you more food if you go away

>>47193101
>[] well I need to get through their, so you move
>[] leap over it, and through the melted wall

>>47193101
>[]...YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?
>[]I'll give you more food if you go away

>>47193101
>[]Oh you poor thing!
let it eat for a bit the explain we made the wall that way so we could enter, offer to transmute something else so we can pass.

>>47193101
>[]...YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?
>[] are you another imp?

"YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!?" I shout as the snake puts its head under the constantly falling chocolate and opens it mouth, swallowing it up as it jaws spread out to catch it.

Its eyes dart back to me, as it scales rearrange themselves, fluttering almost like feathers as it seems to noiselessly sigh.

"Of course I did, I'm just polite about it, and to be honest I mistook you for a mortal, its so easy to mistake lustful ones like you as such" It says calmly "Not that I would've have eaten you anyways, but you haven't attacked me in retaliation, so maybe I wouldn't have if I had the chance to...just leave me to this empty meal would you, I'm starved, and I don't like being bothered during my meals"

"Look I'll give you more food if you go away" I huff, crossing my arms as the snakes scales flutter again

"And why do you care? there are plenty of mortals around, go have fun with one of them, this place has food in it, you know, the thing us gluttons so love" it chuckles "Mostly because most of us are practically mindless idiots, and well you, you smell of lust, why do you have any interes....hm, wait you'd give me food, Oh I'm oh so sorry for what I said, I'm in a bit of a state as you can tell, and Well, I guess I got a little frustrated with my current fortunes, but tell me, what kind of food would you bring me, if I don't like the answer...well I'll consider you back on the menu to be blunt, no hard feelings of course, it is only in my nature to hunger"

I swallow, and lick my lips with my tongue, okay...I need to be careful about this.

What do I say?
[] More chocolate
[] What if I got you a Mortal? a fresh one
[] Lots of meat, fresh, still bleeding even
[] everything you could imagine
[]You're...much smarter than I thought a gluttony demon would be
[] Why do you want to eat me so badly?
[] Oh to hell with this, you'd just eat me anyways *initiate imp fight!*
[] write in

>>47193356
>[] Lots of meat, fresh, still bleeding even
>[] More chocolate

>>47193356
>[] Oh to hell with this, you'd just eat me anyways *initiate imp fight!*
Lets go make tentacle onee-sama proud

>>47193356
>[] Lots of meat, fresh, still bleeding even
>[]You're...much smarter than I thought a gluttony demon would be
>[] Why do you want to eat me so badly?

>>47193356
[] Lots of meat, fresh, still bleeding even
[] Why do you want to eat me so badly?

>>47193356
>[] More chocolate
>[] Oh to hell with this, you'd just eat me anyways *initiate imp fight!*
>cover him in chocolate to pin him down

>>47193356
[] Oh to hell with this, you'd just eat me anyways *initiate imp fight!*
I mean... it DID try to eat us. Gluttony demons seem like something that should be taken on quite early while they're still weak. Otherwise they just might turn into a big issue.

>>47193356
> write in
> Leave
This sounds like way to much work and risk just to practice cooking.

>>47193356
>[] Lots of meat, fresh, still bleeding even
>[] More chocolate
get him dreaming and pile some up to distract him, then
>[] Oh to hell with this, you'd just eat me anyways *initiate imp fight!*
bam. roast him

Can't we just have him taste test our creations?

>>47193491
We could, but he's a gluttony demon, he may not be satisfied at any point, and then try to eat us anyway.
And what happens if we meet again?
I can see the argument of just feeding him, but it seems just safer to rem ove the possible threat and see what defeating imps does for us.

>>47193356
>[] Lots of meat, fresh, still bleeding even
>[]You're...much smarter than I thought a gluttony demon would be
>[] Why do you want to eat me so badly?

>>47193356
>[]You're...much smarter than I thought a gluttony demon would be
>[] Why do you want to eat me so badly?
>Well what do you want?

>>47193562
He just directly said what he wants.

"Lots of meat, fresh" I say smiling as it stares back at me, as chocolate pours over its snout "Still bleeding"

"Hmm, tempting, oh so tempting" It giggles happily, sounding like a pot boiling over or a stomach gurgling, I can't tell which "But there's a problem there, I hope you realize"

I shake my head cautiously, as I stick my hands in my borrowed pants, grabbing the end of my clever, and wince as I start to feel like my clothes is sand paper being dragged against me again.

"OH, well mortal food is oh so delicious, and much tastier than anything you could find in our home, besides soul of course" the snake hisses, as it slithers over to me and curls around where I stand "it does not give me power, or the ability to leave this useless form, it doesn't even make me feel full"

It hisses in my ear as it slithers away, its scales fluttering on an unseen breeze as it goes.

"Its a shame, because I love it all, but, it does nothing for me" it says sadly, it's voice cracking like a mirror shattering, repeated over and over again "But...you obviously want to get into this building, and I won't let you without a gift, so how about a deal, hmm?"

"I'm listening?" I say, regretting every word as it leave my lips

"Good good, you bring me a mortal, a body to...incorporate into my own" it hisses "and I will let you past"

"And you think I'm just going to trust you after you tried to swallow me?" I ask tilting my head

"Well, as I said, I was mistaken, as you are obviously much..more welcoming than others, and imps like us need to stick together if we want to live" It says, smirking a fang filled smirk "Riiiiight?"

What do I do ?
[] Trust it, and head out to get it a body
[] Yeah, not killing someone for you
[] Don't trust it and leave it here
[] I can make you lots of food, get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty
[] Pull my cleaver out and fight it
[] write in

>>47193658
>[] I can make you lots of food, get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty

>>47193658
>[] Pull my cleaver out and fight it

>>47193658
>[] I can make you lots of food, get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty
>[] Pull my cleaver out

>>47193658
>[] Yeah, not killing someone for you
>[] I can make you lots of food, get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty

>>47193658
[] Pull my cleaver out and fight it

>>47193658
>[] Yeah, not killing someone for you
>[] I can make you lots of food, get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty

>>47193658
>[] Yeah, not killing someone for you
>[] I can make you lots of food, get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty
>[] Pull my cleaver out

>>47193658
>[] Pull my cleaver out and fight it
He's really being obnoxious, and I doubt he will just leave in peace once he know we can make limitless food

>>47193658
>[] Yeah, not killing someone for you
>[] Pull my cleaver out and fight it

Minimonster fight GO.

"I can make you lots of food" I say, holding both of my left hands out, to try and make it stay back from me, which it seems to understand, as it backs off, and go back towards the still melting wall "So get out of my hair, and I'll turn anything you want into something tasty"

"Anything I waaaant" it says with a smug grin, its eyes going completely blank as its jaws unhinge and the lower one splits open, it's tongue flicking out as it's blue flesh rolls around in its mouth, and finally it scales fan out around it, making it look like it's wearing a very collar heavy coat "Do you swear upon your name? Anything I want, rearranged by your wonderful magic? If so I'd swear upon mine to leave you alone, if only you agree to turn Anything I want into....such a delectable treat"

I start to pull my cleaver out of my pants, and its tail rattles as it tail flicks again

What do I do?
[] swear on it
[] DON'T
[] SO....you're just going to make me turn someone into food aren't you
[] Attack it 1d100
[] leave it
[] write in

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>47193990
>[] SO....you're just going to make me turn someone into food aren't you
>[] Attack it 1d100

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>47193990
>[] DON'T
>[] SO....you're just going to make me turn someone into food aren't you
>[] Attack it 1d100

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>47194010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh wow. First fight.

>>47193990
>[] DON'T
>[] SO....you're just going to make me turn someone into food aren't you
>[] Attack it 1d100

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>47193990
>[] DON'T
>[] SO....you're just going to make me turn someone into food aren't you
>[] Attack it 1d100

>>47194010
I regret everything.

>>47194010
Wasn't there something about using souls for re-rolls?

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>47193990
>[] DON'T
>[] Attack it 1d100

>>47194010
>>47194031
I remember that too, how did that work HM?

>>47194051
if you act like a demon, you get demonic favor
If you beat angels, drag souls to head, beat other demons, give into your sin's basest form, and other stuff like that, gets you rerolls

so basically by being a demon, you get rerolls, and they're easier to replenish than devil's luck in one piece adventure

>>47194099
Well we DID corrupt one soul already, Do we get a rerol lfor that?

>>47194099
So we have none right now? Or does getting souls count for acting like a demon?

>>47194099
>and they're easier to replenish than devil's luck in one piece adventure
Considering we have at least one of those every thread, I find that claim incredibly dubious.

>>47194120
>>47194123
You'll be corrupting a lot of souls as you progress in this, I don't want demonic favor to be that common
because by time you get out of imp hood, you'd have an ass load of them, more than any coins you had in ASQ, except the last thread
maybe for milestones, probably actually
finishing writing

>>47194143
I mean, you haven't spent it yet, you just use it. Spending it is to avoid death, in a one piece fashion

>>47194143
Yeah, knowing your quests for any of those things we need to

>>47194180
>I mean, you haven't spent it yet, you just use it.
Well what we want is the reroll function, and we get that every thread once, so saying favour is more common than the reroll from devils luck is flat out wrong.
Especially to even get demonic favour, we need to succeed at a large range of rolls and suffer likely crit fails in the process, it basically devours itself as a resource.

"So" I say, running my finger down the edge of my cleaver, as I cross my other two arms "You're just going to make me turn someone into food aren't you"

"Of course, I need souls darling" it hisses happily, sounding like a starving man groaning in hunger "Besides, not like Mortals matter anyways, they're transient, temporary, why do you care so much anyways"

I glare at it, and without a word charge at it, swinging the cleaver wildly, surprised by its weight. I stumble past it, and it stares at me, rolling around me, and.

A big blue blur covers my vision, and I cry out in pain as I feel something slam into me, and send me flying, something cracks, and my wings start flapping, lifting me into the air as my head starts to clear and.

"YOU WORTHLESS DOG!" the snake howls as it throws itself at me, its eyes blank again, as my mind becomes crystal clear suddenly.

My back hurts, and I'm against a wall, that has a me sized hole in it.

What do I do?
[] make a wall between me and it 1d20+potential
[] Whip it with my tongue 1d100
[] Close its jaws 1d20+str
[] Create food to distract it with 1d20+potential
[] slice it with my clever 1d100
[] fly up higher 1d20+ agility
[] write in

>>47194208
Hell is fickle.

>>47194180
>You'll be corrupting a lot of souls as you progress in this,
Considering how we didn't even get to try to corrupt any souls in this thread because we kept being prevented from entering the restaurant, I somehow don't believe that.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47194252
[] Create food to distract it with 1d20+potential

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>47194252
>create a ring of hard candy around its jaws to shut them

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>47194252
>[] slice it with my clever 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47194252
>[] pour boiling hot chocolate over it

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>47194252
>[] Whip it with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>47194252
>create a ring of hard candy around its jaws to shut them

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47194252
>>47194286
seconding I doubt our strtenght is enough to really hurt it

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>47194252
>[] Whip it with my tongue 1d100

Lickittung powers activate!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>47194252
>>47194304
changing to
>create a ring of hard candy around its jaws to shut them

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>47194252
>[] Whip it with my tongue 1d100

>>47194372
Thank god you're out of range.

>>47194372
Eh, sixth roll anyway

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>47194252
>[] Whip it with my tongue 1d100
Whip it good!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47194252
>create a ring of hard candy around its jaws to shut them

>>47194395
Seconding. It's the best roll so far and has is pretty creative.

I breath in, and blow out, a pink cloud pouring out of my mouth and wrapping around it's jaw as it hisses and gets far too close to me. The cloud hardens as it swirls around its snout. It looks like a ring of hard candy and the thing makes a horrible gurgling noise as it tries to open its mouth to get the sugary stuff off of it.

it's scales flutter angrily and shift around as it swings its head at me, like a club.

What do I do?
[] work my tongue under its scales, and rip a few out 1d100
[] drop down, and avoid it
[] Smack it with my cleaver 1d100
[] Use food magic 1d20+potential
[] use creation magic 1d20+ potential
[] Stab it in the eyes with two of my thumbs 1d20+str
[] write in

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>47194484
>[] work my tongue under its scales, and rip a few out 1d100

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>47194484
>[] work my tongue under its scales, and rip a few out 1d100

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47194484
>[] tranform the ground beneath it into boiling hot chocolate

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>47194484
[] Smack it with my cleaver 1d100

I swear Hell probably has Imp cock fights. This must look cute/horrifying.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47194484
>[] tranform the ground beneath it into boiling hot chocolate

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>47194484
[] work my tongue under its scales, and rip a few out 1d100

>>47194532
Well shoot that's actually really clever. Seconding!
I was >>47194533
yea I know the roll still counts.

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>47194484
>Drop down, and avoid it
>transform the ground beneath it into boiling hot chocolate

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47194532
rolling for this

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47194484
>>47194532
>>47194516

I like it, seconding
>[] tranform the ground beneath it into boiling hot chocolate

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>>47194559
Who brought the marshmallows?

Actually, why not make it caramel. That way it'll stick around. Also caramel is something that is legitimately dangerous when molten.

>>47194559
Well done anon, well done
looks like we make lust onee-sama proud today

>>47194585
So is chocolate really, but you're right, in hindsight, caramel would have been better.
I had also considered sugar crystal spikes

>>47194596
So I guess it's looking like we attack with sweet rather than savoury? Not that I'm complaining of course, it's a fun gimmick.

>>47194626
>So I guess it's looking like we attack with sweet rather than savoury?
I honestly just couldn't think of a any not-sweets related food attacks.

>>47194657
That's fine, I'm sure we'll think of them as we go along. I just find it funny that pretty much everything that we've created so far is sweet, save for the kinda-sorta human flesh for the mermaid.

And again, what's more deceptive than something sweet. I'm okay with it, and I'm sure we can find some solutions over time.

>>47194685
We could always try our hand at spicy food. A cloud of crushed pepper seeds ought to ruin anybody's day.

>>47194704
Then again we don't have to always use food either. We could also have created crude weapons such as stakes or a billyclub of sorts just now as well. But we have the cleaver already.

20+6= 26+ crit= GREAT SUCCESS
___
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnHtaYiTrVM
___
My wings press against my back, as I lean forward and glide out of the way of the snake's head at the last second, falling past it as it swirls around, coming back for me as I hear and see the pink candy spiral crack.

It's coils move all around me, trying to trap me in, and I bite on my tongue to...hmm, that would distract it wouldn't it. I open my mouth as I pull up, going only a foot or two above it as lash my tongue around like a whip, making it dance around and smack into the snake's body.

I cry in pain, my wailing and crying sound like a broken record and tv. the snake laughs like a hungry stomach, and I get mad, and force my tongue to continue, and then it to cries in pain as I rip a few scales out of it. And not all of them were stuck in my tongue before then.

I fall further, righting myself, and landing on the ground as it thrashes around, as I drool black, almost oily sweet blood, as it bleeds the same. I glare at it, and spit out five scales, pulling the last one stuck in my tongue as I slam my fist into the ground, which sparks with pink and creamy light.

"Hey, is the bargain still open?" I ask as it it slithers back to face me, the spiral around its face shattering as it opens it mouth, drooling a bubbling yellow, bile looking liquid.

"Well, I don't care if it is, EAT UP!" I shout as the alley melts instantly, steaming as it becomes a unappetizingly grey and massive bowl of boiling fudge.

The snake rolls into it, and shrieks like a kettle, thrashing around, and slamming into the chocolate wall as it groans. The chefs inside turn and look confused, but don't seem to notice me or the snake as they drop the bag's they're carrying and cover their heads.

"I" the snake says as it picks itself up, as I lick the blood rolling down my lips, and smirk, posing a pit risqué, with my hands on my hips, and my upper ones crossed "I will consume you entirely"
cont

>>47194726
>"I" the snake says as it picks itself up,
How does it "pick itelf up" in the middle of boiling chocolate?

>>47194715
True, we could always create brick walls, etc when we need to. On the other hand, this is getting us a workout in the not so practical applications of creation/cooking magic. Though I do kinda hate that for now it seems to be on Layla's terms right now. Oh well, thems the breaks.

>>47194755
>Though I do kinda hate that for now it seems to be on Layla's terms right now.

I don't understand what you mean with on laylas terms?

>>47194726
"And with your power, I will become more than I am, and you will ever be, and I will eat every mortal I see, too spite your soft heart!"

It rustles its scales, and whips its tail around, or tries to. its eyes lower in pain as the fudge covering it sticks its scales, and continues to steam and hiss, still boiling on top of it

What do I do?
[] Smack it with my tongue again 1d100
[] taunt it
[] Charge it with my clever 1d100
[] Use my creation magic 1d20+potential
[] use my cooking magic 1d20+potential can use both at once
[] avoid it's attack 1d20+ agility
[]run into the kitchen
[] write in

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>47194771
>[] Charge it with my clever 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47194771
>[] taunt it
>[] Use my creation magic 1d20+potential
>create sugar crystal spikes right in front of it when it charges

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>47194766
Fighting our way into power. Though perhaps I am misinterpreting it, that or I'm getting my characters wrong. I've been in a rush to catch up.

[] Use my creation magic 1d20+potential
[] use my cooking magic 1d20+potential can use both at once

Cooking to send cayenne, or some similar spice into it's eyes.

Creation to create some sort of dome to seal the demon in/create a barrier.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47194771
[] Use my creation magic 1d20+potential
Transform the chocolate into concrete and encase the snake in our own special brand of hardening chocolate.

>>47194771
>[] Use my creation magic 1d20+potential
>[] use my cooking magic 1d20+potential can use both at once
Create iron spikes on a surface behind it, than boil the air between them and the surface to launch them through the developing pressure into the imp

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>47194771
>>47194810
forgot I can roll multiple dice
I guess the first one is for the cayenne, this is for the dome?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47194771
>>47194817
seconding this

Rolled 13, 5 = 18 (2d20)

>>47194771
>>47194825

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47194771
>[] taunt it
>[] Use my creation magic 1d20+potential
>create sugar crystal spikes right in front of it when it charges

>>47194810
>>47194835
>>47194817
Changing my mind to supporting this. It does more or less what I want to do.

Do we take the first of my rolls, the second, or should I roll again?

>>47194850
Always the first if only one applicable.

>>47194850
Nope your good. We got more than 5d20's now. Your old ones still count.

I smirk as it struggles to drag itself over me, over the boiling chocolate. I watch as it starts to slow down, more and more as more chocolate covers it and pulls it down as one chef steps outside to look at all of the boiling fudge over what used to be an alleyway.

He doesn't look at either of us, not even as I stride to the edge of what's left of the alleyways original stone floor, and dip my hand into the chocolate, commanding it to harden.

It freezes up, almost looking like it turns back to stone, as the snake travels through it, and the chef sticks spoon into it curiously. And...I think it might have actually turned back into being stone...I can't tell, it could be very...very hard chocolate, or just concrete again.

Hmm, I crouch down as the snake slams down in it...well it still smells like chocolate, but it really feels like smooth concrete.

The snakes scales manage to barely pull themselves over, and bile starts pouring out of them, and onto the stone.

What do I do?
[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100
[] Whip its eyes with my tongue 1d100
[] Melt the chocolate and freeze it again 1d20+potential
[] great a spear and harpoon it 1d20+potential
[] write in

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47194932
>[] great a spear and harpoon it 1d20+potential

All I wanted was to cook some food.All I wanted was to cook some food.All I wanted was to cook some food.

Hope this makes Iris happy.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100
This was all a bit too brute force for my taste, but the food weaponry made up for it a bit.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>47194971
Well, however the rest of this day plays out, we can always play to the more human side afterwords. Pretty sure the old Alice side of Mali isn't too keen on this murder type business...

>>47194932
>[] Smack its neck with my cleaver 1d100

>>47194996
Yeah, we're gonna need to do some therapeutic cooking after this, and if we need to take over the castles kitchen for it.

>>47194932
Does the cooking subschool allow us to give our food magical properties? Or at least magically exegerrated effects of real properties?

I wonder if we can make food that literally turns people lusty.

>>47195019
I have almost no doubt that that is something we can do. Pomegranates are a natural aphrodisiac after all.

And I run up to it, holding my clever up high as it trashes around, biting at the stone chocolate holding it in place. It turns around, and its eyes go completely blank again as I swing my cleaver down, slashing it across its neck. I freeze in place as black blood drips onto my hand, and I try not to scream in disgust and realization as it does, so I force myself to smile, like I always did before.

It slumps over, its tongue rolling out as its jaw droops open and I sigh, and turn to find something to wipe my hands clean with and.

"HAAAAAAAAA!" It screams as it comes back for me, mouth opened wide

What do I do?
[] Fly up and up and up to get away from it 1d20+agility!
[] Scream and push it back, accidently slamming the cleaver through it 1d20+str
[] Spit coffee on it 1d20+potential
[] Create a wall between us 1d20+potential
[] Try to "Cook" it 1d20+potential
[] write in

>>47195019
>>47195032
Yes it does, most lust demons would be jealous

>>47195019
If not, it's time to break out the oysters, chocolate, chilli's and other sexy time foods.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47195061
>[] Create a wall between us 1d20+potential
NOW it's time to make the dome. once encased we can turn it into an oven.

Gluttony demons are an arse to take down.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47195061
>[] Try to "Cook" it 1d20+potential

Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>47195061
>[] Create a wall between us 1d20+potential
This guy is like a slasher villain god damn.

>>47195080
So are demons in general

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47195061
>[] Try to "Cook" it 1d20+potential

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47195061
>[] Try to "Cook" it 1d20+potential

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>47195061
>[] Try to "Cook" it 1d20+potential

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47195061
>[] Try to "Cook" it 1d20+potential

Looks like it's chocolate covered snake demon on the menu. Truly a novelty item.

>>47195128
Is that at all like the scorpion lollipops? Or the deep fried grasshoppers? I'd take a few. They're actually quite tasty.

I scream in surprise and fear, and throw my arms out to try and stop it, as fluffy and creamy pink clouds flow out of my fingertips and mouth, as it I continue to scream, and scream, and scream. It bites down on my hands, and starts to shudder, as pink sparks flow out of it, and its eyes turn a warm pink color, as my scream turns shriller and shriller, as I smack it with my lower to hands, try to make it let go my hands, as trickles of black blood drip down my wrist as I start to feel sick.

It scales start to turn mushy and it groans, shaking me weakly as it tries to bite down harder on my hands and.
_
15+6= 21= Bare success
_

Its teeth shatter, like candy canes, and drag over my hands harmlessly as I realize its scales have turned into blueberry filling, and pastry crust is bursting out of it.

and despite ALL OF THIS, the thing is still alive and moving around!

What do I do?
[] Smack its head with my cleaver 1d100
[] Force more cooking magic into it, 1d20+potential
[] strangle it with my tongue 1d100
[] pull my hands out
[] Wait, see if that was enough magic to finish it
[] write in

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>47195187
[] Smack its head with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>47195187
>[] Wait, see if that was enough magic to finish it
if not
>[] Smack its head with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>47195187
>[] Smack its head with my cleaver 1d100

>>47195165
Oh probably. Covering anything in chocolate is second in prevalence to covering it in bacon.

>[] pull my hands out
>[] Wait, see if that was enough magic to finish it

It has to be in death throws now, right?

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>47195187
>[] Smack its head with my cleaver 1d100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>47195187
>[] strangle it with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>47195187
>[] Smack its head with my cleaver 1d100

>>47195230
>[] pull my hands out

Looking it up pomegranate, dark chocolate, vanilla, watermelon, cinnamon, honey, and almonds are some of the common "sweet" natural aphrodisiacs and if we want to ever create something with some zest to it. there is avocado, chili peppers, garlic, basil, arugula, or coriander for the other flavors.

I propose we offer our services at the brothel to create Improved (corrupted) foods that contain some of these ingrediants. What exactly would be good with some of these foods I have no idea.

>>47195187
Points for making this more than a little disturbing. Guess he isn't going to be snake flavoured though. Shame...

>>47195278
This is a pretty solid plan. Or just create a...'bed and breakfast'

>>47195278
>I propose we offer our services at the brothel
Why? That seems pointless to me, since people already go thee lusty.
Much more fun to go to a regular restaurant, the more posht the better, and start spicing up the cuisine.
The fact they need to pent it up, means more meals for us too.

>>47195278
Dude, Cinnamon covered almonds are AWESOME tasting.

>>47195194
>>47195196
>>47195204
>>47195218
>>47195224

Tonight, on Smackdown!

>>47195297
Pretty sure chili chocolate is a thing too.

>>47195303
You know I've heard of that as well and I've been meaning to try it but I could never find it anywhere.

>>47195314
I know a store chain here that specialises in sweets has it, but I never tried.

Why is it still alive? why is it still alive!? why is it still alive!? WHY IS IT STILL ALIVE?! WHY IS IS IT STILL ALIVE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE, LIKE I NEVER COULD IN MY OLD LIFE, I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE.

I Scream as I grab the cleaver stuck in its neck, as honey pours out of its eyes as they crack open with caramels replacing them. I raise the cleaver up I swing it down, cracking its head open, as cherry filling and blueberries roll out of its head as it falls still. Its mouth feels dry now.

I stare at it, shacking as I realize I just turned a living thing into a pie. I mean sure it wanted to eat me...but god, that's not a pleasant way to go, I..I don't..I don't.

I stare at it for a moment, as it slowly seems to start to lose color, and I realize I can't feel the wind on my back, or hear anything, or even see a single thing moving. Everything...everything is silent, absolutely motionless and dead.

I whimper, and then I hear clacking from behind me, like someone walking down the street, I turn, and see a man.

A man in a hat, a very large hat. he's wearing a coat I think I can't tell, it's hard to look at him. He tips his hat, and I swear I see eyes crawling over him for a second as he smiles, and raises his hands.

I instinctively wince when I hear a clap, and look back up to see him smiling, and laughing, clapping his hands together
cont

>>47195367
>Why is it still alive? why is it still alive!? why is it still alive!? WHY IS IT STILL ALIVE?! WHY IS IS IT STILL ALIVE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE, LIKE I NEVER COULD IN MY OLD LIFE, I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE. I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE I JUST WANTED TO COOK SOMEWHERE NICE.
>I Scream as I grab the cleaver stuck in its neck, as honey pours out of its eyes as they crack open with caramels replacing them. I raise the cleaver up I swing it down, cracking its head open, as cherry filling and blueberries roll out of its head as it falls still. Its mouth feels dry now.
...Okay. I think she just snapped.

And just a few more for the ladies. Anise has a licorice like taste. Fenugreek is said to increase breast sizes over use and apparently is used as a maple syrup replacement. Then of course there is the classical dates, traditionally mixed into a drink of milk and cinnamon.

No more health food sites for me tonight thank you very much.

>>47195379
She needs a hug. She needs a long, gentle hug.

>>47195367

"Bravo, bravo, Braaaavooo Maaaaaliiizeeeeral" He says, grabbing his hat and bowing "Oh I must say that was quite a show, I thought you were too mortal to survive in deadly family you found your self forced to become a part of, but as an imp, you managed to fight off another, a much more wild breed, a hungering beast, an end many imps like you have face, but....your magic, should be expected, if demons like you live long enough to get lucky with that, oh the places they can go, shame bout that one, but....tch, guess you're still are human, though I doubt you'll remain as such"

"Eh?" I say as I tilt my head in confusion, my blood red hair sticking to the pie filling covering my face "Wh..what?"

"Oh forgive me, I forgot how horribly human you were, allow me to introduuuuuce myself" He says flicking his hands out, before he snaps his fingers "You may call me the hat man, the man in the hat, remember it and you'll go faaar"

What do I say?
[] Please don't hurt me
[] so you're doing this? Stop it!
[]...why..why? I what?
[] that's not very impressive
[] Why do you know my name?
[] What do you want
[] AHHHHHH! *throw the cleaver at him*
[] write in

>>47195401
>[] Please don't hurt me
>[] so you're doing this? Stop it!
>[]...why..why? I what?
>[] What do you want

>>47195401
>[] Please don't hurt me
>[] What do you want

>>47195401
>[] Please don't hurt me
>[] so you're doing this? Stop it!
>[] Why do you know my name?
>[] What do you want
Oh wow, we got attention from the big guy.

>>47195401
>[]...why..why? I what?
>[] Please don't hurt me

Imps are squishy and don't take kindly to strange people that probably have very nice shoes.

>>47195401
>[] Please don't hurt me
>[]...why..why? I what?
>[] Why do you know my name?
>[] What do you want
>...nice hat

>>47195401
>[] Please don't hurt me
>[] so you're doing this? Stop it!
>[]...why..why? I what?
>Fall down and cry

>>47195401

> please dont hurt me

>>47195401
>[]...why..why? I what?
>[] Please don't hurt me
>[] What do you want

Oh poor Mali. I guess we would be better off going home and calling it from there. I don't know if we have the heart to be the sexy lust demon we are right now...

"Why?" I ask as I back away, nearly stepping in the snake pie as I stare at the world frozen around me, there's nothing but grey, grey every where, there's no life there's just...boring grey it..its making me feel errrgh "Why? I what?"

"Oh, sorry about that my dear little imp, I forgot, human in mind still, such a misfortune don't you think" He says with a sigh, throwing his hands up, and rubbing his forhead "I know, maybe some soothing jazz will help her out"
_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoSi8mtuVLw
_

"Heh" He says as music starts coming from everywhere, very loud music...but it's actually calming me down, just having something there, besides...whoever this is "See, I was right, just need something to lust after now"

"Please don't hurt me" I say weakly as I cover my head with all of my arms and my wings, but my lowers arms can't reach "Please"

"Why would I, I have no reason to, if I wanted to, I could just leave you here out of time, but hell I ain't cruel" He giggles, snapping his fingers to the beat "Now tell me, something, don't care what"

"What do you want?!" I ask angrily, balling my hands into fists, as he just smirks and then grins a far too wide grin,

I scream as he's suddenly holding me by wings, and I cover my eyes, shaking.

"Well, to congratulate you, I am so curious as to how long until you demon instincts eat up your humanity, oh so curious, and I knew an imp wasn't enough, so I left you to bake for awhile, per say per say" He says happily as he tosses me into the air, and suddenly I'm staring the snake pastry right in the eyes, as he press my head towards "And you did an amazing thing like this, well I couldn't help to come and talk to you myself, and give you a bit of a treat"

I whimper as he wraps his fingers through my hair, and for a moment, I swear they go deep.

"NOW, what should I give her, Old friends?" He laughs loudly to the sky

_
cont

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>>47195598
I don't want to see whats on the Hat Man's Otherside.

>>47195598
Well well, here we are again, a moment, a century, so long, so quick, what does she deserve I wonder, hmm?
[] I know, I shall give her a useless gift *Gain a non combat, gift from hat man*
[] Oooh? force the dead demons essence into her? how passe! *gain twin sin: Gluttony
[] Jazz, for her soon to be lost soul, haaa *gain music sub school for free*
[] Well, I suppose I could twist her body a bit, but it'll be a roll of the dice *gain a random trait*
[] Favor? are you mad! *1 demonic favor point*
[] Pleasure? Hmm, well I could do this to her brain and...yep that worked didn't it *passed out Mali, due to over stimulation of the sense*
[] A hug, I don...fine, a hug * A HUG!*
[] or, tell me something else

>>47195461
Even demi human demon hybrids are sensitive people too. We need to go home and cry on a candy pillow, and gorge ourselves on (Calorie free!) chocolate while getting soothed by Iris, our one true monster/vampire/master friend.

Maybe watch the equivalent to a monster soap opera, be a real girly girl demon.

Life for Mali is strange.

>>47195635
>[] Favor? are you mad! *1 demonic favor point*

>>47195645
You
I like
also it occurs to me that Mali is probably my most girly mc besides Amelia

>>47195635
>[] Jazz, for her soon to be lost soul, haaa *gain music sub school for free*

Totally 100% won't backfire somehow for Mali

>>47195635
>[] Jazz, for her soon to be lost soul, haaa *gain music sub school for free*

Sounds like the best