You sleep for a lot longer than you expected, and by the time you wake up, the army is already disbanding and heading home, while some remain to disassemble the camp.

You grab breakfast quickly at the mess hall, which has been left to function until the entire rest of the camp is gone. You take a seat next to Sasuke, who is also eating.

"Just woke up, huh?" he smirks. "I'm in the same boat. Totally exhausted. Anyway, seems like we're done here. All the villages are supposed to handle giving out honors and performing funeral services on an individual basis. So everybody is to be back home in the next couple of days. Though I'm pretty sure we still have plenty of people we know hanging out here, so you could catch them before you leave. As for me, I'm going to be leaving right after this. Eager to get back to the village."

You chat with Sasuke for a while longer as you two finish eating, then you both get up.

"Kiba already took off, apparently." Sasuke tells you. "Got tired of trying to bask in the glory, I guess. But he also said he had something important that he had to get home to do as soon as possible. I don't know if he even slept. So I'll make sure he made it back alright too. Anyway, if you're sticking around a bit longer, I'll see you later."

Sasuke waves goodbye, then turns to leave South, back in the direction of the Hidden Leaf Village.

>A.Join him, you're dying to get home

>B.Say something before he goes (Write-in)

>C.Look for someone in particular (Specify)

>D.Just wander around and see who's still here

>E.Other

>>47460071
>>A.Join him, you're dying to get home

>>47460071
>>A.Join him, you're dying to get home
Got to go see Uncle.

>>47460071
>>D.Just wander around and see who's still here

>>47460071
>E. Say goodbye, then head to Mount Kakazan. Sarujizo needs a high five, the guy's a fuckin trooper.

>>47460071
>>D.Just wander around and see who's still here
Maybe help out with packing up.

>>47460071
>D.Just wander around and see who's still here

>>47460071
>>D.Just wander around and see who's still here

>>47460071
>>D.Just wander around and see who's still here

>>47460125
>>47460209
>>47460277

You figure you can spare a bit more time, and decide to stay here for a bit longer. As you head to try and find a place to help out with packing up, you pass Iruka and Anko, holding their son Taiyaki. They seem to have run into Orochimaru as they were leaving.

"What a lovely little family you've made, Anko." Orochimaru says. "Well, you should be careful. You're probably relieved to finally be rid of that curse seal, but it ate up a lot of calories. You can't afford to get lazy now that you're married, and I remember your eating habits. You're going to have to work harder than ever to keep your figure."

Anko's fists are shaking, but she restrains herself and accepts the advice.

"This should be the last time you ever have to see me, dear." Orochimaru says, walking off. "Sorry for all the trouble. Have yourself a nice life."

Iruka eventually calms Anko down, and they leave as well.

You find a group that's packing up tents, then spend some time helping. After a few hours, only the medical tents and the mess hall are still up. You head over to the medical tents to check them out, and find Kakashi Sensei there, along with Guy on crutches. You didn't get a good look before, but your teacher is back to one normal eye with the other covered.

"Look out Kon, I'm just as youthful as ever!" Guy shouts, as he flips around on his crutches, despite the cast on his leg. "Opened all 8 Gates, and I'm still trucking!"

"You are something else, Guy." Kakashi sighs. "I swear you'll be hopping around until the moment you're put in your grave."

>A.Ask Guy about his leg

>B.Ask Kakashi about his eye

>C.Say something else (Write-in)

>D.Look for someone else

>E.Other

>>47460539
>>A.Ask Guy about his leg
>>B.Ask Kakashi about his eye

>>47460539
>>A.Ask Guy about his leg
"It'll take more than six feet of dirt to keep Guy down."

>>B.Ask Kakashi about his eye
Also ask where the other sharingan will go.

We wrapping up boys

Fuck

>>47460539
>A.Ask Guy about his leg
>B.Ask Kakashi about his eye

>>47460539
>A.Ask Guy about his leg
>B.Ask Kakashi about his eye

Pls no pigfat anko

>>47460663
We could still do the movie events.
We only did like one right? There's a whole crap ton of events we could do now.
Let's go kill some more ninja gods!

>>47460539
>>D.Look for someone else
Let's see if we can learn something unique from Orochimaru.

>>47460539
>D.Look for someone else
The land of snow ninjas! I wanna know how they did!

>>47460539
>A.Ask Guy about his leg
"A yang infusion can heal you from literally burning to ash from the inside out, but it can't fix a broken bone? Weird."

>>47460776
Maybe, next generation time soon too though

>>47460647
>>47460659
>>47460663

You can't help but laugh at the man's antics.

"It'll take more than six feet of dirt to keep Guy down." you joke. "So how's the leg?"

"Well, whatever Naruto did was enough to save me, but this leg is too far gone." Guy answers. "At least, for now. Orochimaru said it was just because Naruto didn't know how. So he'll put some knowledge in the kid's head and we'll see. I may just get it back to normal yet. Though even if I don't, I'm still fine. My youth can burn on no matter what."

After that, you turn to Kakashi.

"I see you got your eye back, Sensei." you note. "What do you plan to do with the other sharingan?"

"I can't handle having all the time, the strain on my chakra is too great." your teacher replies. "But that doesn't mean it might not be useful in the future. I've sealed it on my person for emergencies. Though I'll have to get an operation to swap it in every time. Let's hope it doesn't come up often."

"Are you ready to go home, Guy Sensei?" you hear from Lee as he barges in. "Since you are held up by that leg, I will carry you back to the Leaf!"

"No, no, no." Sakura complains as she emerges from further in the tent. "That is a terrible idea, what if Guy Sensei gets injured further?"

"Then you will just have to join us, Sakura!" Lee exclaims, as he lifts his teacher onto his shoulders. "If you are running alongside us, we can feel confident that no matter what happens, we can count on you!"

"You were about to head out anyway, right Sakura?" Guy asks. "Then come with us! Alright Lee, let's go!"

"Right!"

Lee takes off running, his teacher on his shoulders. Sakura gives a defeated sigh, then takes off after them.

"Well, I should be leaving too." Kakashi says. "There should be barely anyone left here as it is. Care to join me, or are you still looking for someone?"

>A.Let's go home

>B.I want to go find someone (Specify)

>C.I'll just stick around a bit longer

>D.Other

>>47460991
>>A.Let's go home

>>47460991
>A.Let's go home

>>47460991
>>A.Let's go home

>>47460991
>>A.Let's go home

"Want me to carry you too?"

>>47460991
>>B.I want to go find someone (Specify)
Orochimaru might have something useful for us to learn. He is literally guaranteed to know techniques we don't.

>>47460991
>>A.Let's go home
Let's fixing race them. Carry Kalashnikov on our shoulders. Please please PLEASSEEE. We owe lee a rematch anyway

>>47461082
You know what, I change my vote >>47461072

Racing Lee and Guy with Kakashi on our shoulders sounds awesome.

>>47460991
>A.Let's go home
"Get on, I'll carry you like a monkey on my back and we can be Lee and Gai-sense. Break that tie of you have with your rival."

>>47461082
Yeah lets do that great idea

>>47461082
lets do this

You really should make a twitter to announce these threads, or at least one for your future threads if this one ends soon.

>>47460991
>A.Let's go home

>>47461184
But he did announce it on his twitter....

>>47461212
What is it? He doesn't have a link in his op.

>>47461012
>>47461034
>>47461042
>>47461043
>>47461082
>>47461105

You decide that you're about done here. Home awaits.

"Let's go, Sensei. In fact, why don't I carry you?" you smirk. "We can race Lee and Guy. How about it, another match with your rival?"

Your teacher buts his hand to his face and sighs. "Do we really have to?"

With just a bit more goading, you convince him and head off after the others. You almost catch up to Lee a couple of times, but he arrives at the village before you.

"We have done it, Sensei!" Lee cheers, as he puts Guy down.

"Looks like that's another victory for me, eh Kakashi?" Guy smiles. "I'm in the lead now. Don't you be taking me lightly just because of this leg, now."

Kakashi merely sighs again as you let him down. "Yeah, yeah."

You, Lee and Sakura are all beat, so you rest for just a bit at the gate.

"Tomorrow is when the Hokage should be awarding honors, and then the service for the fallen is tomorrow afternoon." Kakashi tells you. "So take the rest of today to get some rest, you hear?"

You assure your teacher that you will, then he and Guy head off. Lee and Sakura are soon to follow once they recover, leaving just you.

>A.Head straight home

>B.Swing by somewhere else first (Write-in)

>C.Other

>>47461277
https://twitter.com/LazeQM

>>47461277
@LazeQM

I've made sure to post it at the end of every thread, since the very first

>>47461280
>>A.Head straight home
Uncle!

>>47461280
>A.Head straight home
Uncle we ain't dead and we talked to mom and we may need a hug

>>47461280
>A.Head straight home

>>47461280
>>A.Head straight home
How do you think tenten is gonna handle her feelings? I hope laze doesn't give us an easy out for her to say something along the lines of "realizing she only likes as a friend@ or something dumb like that

>>47461312
I just stumbled on this quest last week, so I've been rushing the archives a bit. I hadn't noticed.

>>47461280
>>A.Head straight home

>>47461335
>>47461336
>>47461346

There's only one place you want to be right now. As soon as you catch your breath, you're off running again.

You arrive at the familiar restaurant to see the closed sign outside, yet you smell an all too familiar smell coming from within. You head inside to see your uncle at a table, with a spread laid out for two.

"Welcome home, Kon!" he greets you with a smile. "As soon as I got word that the war was over, I put business on hold. I'm sure you're dying to eat a good meal, right? Now you can take as much time as you want. If you want any more, I'll just whip it right up!"

Before your uncle is even finished speaking, you run in for a hug. He's surprised at how sudden it is, but embraces you back. After a bit, you separate and get to eating. It may just be the best meal you've ever had.

"So Kon, I hear you and your team are the big heroes!" your uncle laughs. "You saved the world! Not too shabby! I bet you've got all kinds of stories!"

>A.Tell your uncle about the war

>B.Tell your uncle abut meeting your mom

>C.Tell your uncle about saving the world from the goddess of chakra

>D.Other

>>47461528
>>A.Tell your uncle about the war
>>B.Tell your uncle abut meeting your mom

>>47461528
>>A.Tell your uncle about the war
>>B.Tell your uncle abut meeting your mom

>>47461528
>B. Tell your uncle about meeting your mom.

I hope you're hype for being trapped in a jail tomorrow, Planewrong

That's all. I'm still 40 threads behind this one, so I'm not even gonna attempt to jump in.

>>47461528
>B.Tell your uncle abut meeting your mom
She was... kind of a nerd. It was nice.

>>47461528
>>A.Tell your uncle about the war
>>B.Tell your uncle abut meeting your mom

>>47461528
>The War
>Our Mum

>>47461541
>>47461546
>>47461551
>>47461579
>>47461594

As you eat, you tell your uncle all about the war. From your time helping to lead the Third Division, to helping to defeat your revived master.

"Wow, I almost don't believe it!" your uncle laughs. "Serving as Assistant Commander, protecting all your troops, picking out some intruders, defeating a former Kage or two, you are just on a roll, kid!"

You also skip ahead to some of the rest before doubling back. You get slightly more serious for this one.

"Uncle, I also met mom." you tell him. "She was revived too."

You tell your uncle all about your encounter, and that she made sure to pass her technique on to you.

"And she did say one more thing, for you Uncle." you go on. "She wanted to tell you how grateful she was for raising her, and me. She said she owes everything to you."

Your uncle has been holding back tears the entire time you've been talking about your mother, but at this, he wipes them all away.

"That's right. I've spent all my life raising you two." he says, looking down. "There are plenty of things I missed out on, but... I wouldn't trade it for anything. It's all been worth it. Thank you, Kon. It was nice to hear from her one last time."

The two of you finish eating your meal.

>A.Stay at home and relax, say something else (Write-in)

>B.Head out to see if someone else make it back alright (Specify)

>C.Go somewhere (Specify)

>D.Other

>>47461799
>>D.Other
Ask uncle for girl advice, dear god someone we know must have some fucking advice

>>47461838
Fucking this.

>>47461799
>>B.Head out to see if someone else make it back alright (Specify)
Time to check on the 10/10

>>47461838
Supported

>>47461799
>D. Stay home and just enjoy spending time with Uncle.

Or >>47461838

>>47461799
>B.Head out to see if someone else make it back alright (Specify)
Kiba left on no sleep, let's check on him

>>47461838
I get the feeling that he probably couldn't help all that much

>>47461799
>B.Head out to see if someone else make it back alright (Specify)
Check in with Neji, see how he's doing, having Hinata back has to be weird for him.

>>47461838
>>47461799
This, lord above this.

>>47461799
I hope his advice is 'Stop pussyfooting around, asking everyone for advice and choose one. Then let the other one down gently.'

>>47461799
>D.Other
Uncle and Girl advice

>B.Head out to see if someone else make it back alright (Specify)
Shino (lets see if what we did helped him with Fu a bit)

So, guys, is Kon's hobby Shipping?

>>47462129
pretty much, we project our own issues with lack of conviction by forcing ships/encoraging others.

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>>47462041
Fingers crossed too mate. We can't have both and I for one don't want a Witcher 3 situation were we end up getting none of them cause we can't help but think with our dicks when yen was clearly the correct choice.

>>47461838
>>47461847
>>47461878
>>47461886

You decide to just spend the rest of the day at home relaxing with your uncle. As the evening wears on, you decide to seek his advice on your problem.

"Hey Uncle, I need some girl advice." you say. "So both Tenten and Kurotsuchi are interested in me, and I don't know what to do. No one has given me any helpful advice so far."

"Hmm... I see." your uncle rubs his chin. "That's quite a predicament you're in. Though don't you think you'd be better served asking someone who's actually been married instead of an old bachelor like me? I never had time for women."

"Raising kids is tough, you know. You guys didn't support yourselves." your uncle sighs. "Sorry, but I don't really know. Just pick who you like more, I guess. Isn't that how it works? Hell, you know what? You're grown up now. I've got all the time in the world. I'm going to start living my own life, starting with getting a girlfriend! You've already got two prospects,so you'd better not let me beat you, Kon!"

You don't know if your uncle's challenge is entirely serious, but you feel a bit more confident somehow, anyway.

The next morning, you make your way to the Hokage's office. There are a huge number of people there, so you spend quite some time waiting in line. In fact, you and your team are the last ones in.

"Your five are receiving the highest honors our village can bestow." Itachi says, giving each of you and Akamaru a fancy medal. "It doesn't account for saving the entire world, but please take it with pride regardless."

The service for the fallen is later today, but you've got a few hours. Your teammates all leave to relax a while before they get underway.

>A.Talk to Itachi while you're here (Write-in)

>B.Talk to one of your teammates before they go (Write-in)

>C.Go find someone else to meet up with before the service (Specify)

>D.Just relax until it's time

>E.Other

>>47459960
Why are you not on that new wuest board?

>>47462092
seeing Shino could be fun, did the Seven Tails help wingman for us?

>>47462188
>>D.Just relax until it's time
>uncle is making a race to see who gets laid/married first
My sides.

>>47462188
>C.Go find someone else to meet up with before the service (Specify) First Shino to see how things with Fu went

>>47462190
New wuest board? I didn't know we were dividing 4chan up by geography now.

>>47462188
>E. Hide from Tenten. You aren't READY!

>>47462188
>C.Go find someone else to meet up with before the service (Specify)
Taiyaki. I want to make sure that he's alright, see to it that Isobu's settling down properly and all that jazz.

Got some errands to run guys, be back in a bit

>>47462261
Quest, you know what I mean,

>>47462188
>>B.Talk to one of your teammates before they go (Write-in)
Dude, I think your mom totally has a thing for my uncle. Don't specify which one of them you're talking to. Let them figure it out

>>47462308
Errands, grrrrr, ect, ect.

>>47462315
It's mostly QM discretion, we keep running here. Please don't start the argument it makes a mess of the thread. The end part is /qst/ sucks and no one's goin there.

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>>47462308
Be sure to eat your dinner while you're at it.

>>47462315
Is it not an optional board? Is the Questmaster under any obligation to move? No? Then be silent wary anon.

>>47462308
ERRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS

>>47462335
I'd prefer you in quest, lets hope they make it.
Have fun anyway.

>>47462188

>>47462252
and then
>>47462279

Lets find out how the beasts settled down (getting the gossip on Shino while we are at it)

But catch up with Kiba and sasuke heading into the service with them.

>>47462315
No, I didn't. I was unaware there was a quest board. Is it that new /qst/ board? I've visited that a few times, but I haven't seen any quests on it. Mostly it seems like /b/ 2.0, lots of random nonsense that have nothing to do with story telling.

>>47462407
Yes, they are making trial runs.

>>47462440
Are you sure? Because I honestly can't recall seeing any quests on there. I think you're making this up to troll with. And I'm the dupe, here, for responding to you when that's what you wanted all along. How dumb of me.

>>47462480
No trolling, but have fun.

>>47462252
>>47462279
>>47462385

You head out to see a couple of people before the service. As you do so, Itachi calls to your team.

"I almost forgot, you are all granted extended leave." the Hokage tells you. "Take as much time as you wish before returning to regular missions."

"Well thanks, Lord Itachi." Kiba smiles. "My fiancee will be thrilled to hear it."

The stress on the word makes it clear he's bragging. You all go your separate ways, and you find Shino's house. He was just about to head out when you catch up to him.

"So, how'd things go with Fuu?" you ask. "Her tailed beast get settled okay?"

"He did. I'll have to thank you for that." Shino adjusts his glasses. "I was training my insects to carry passengers at extremely high altitudes so I could help Fuu fly again. With Chomei's return, that will have less impact than I hoped, I'm sure. But I get the feeling things will work out. I'm just glad she's happy."

You talk a bit further with Shino, then head off to your next destination. You find Iruka and Anko's house less heavily guarded than before, but you think you notice an ANBU out of the corner of your eye. After knocking, Iruka lets you in, where you find Sai once again playing with young Taiyaki while Anko watches.

"Taiyaki is as good as ever." Iruka assures you. "And it's all because of you, Kon. I can't thank you enough."

After confirming the boy's condition, it's about time for the service. You head to the village cemetery.

>A.Stand next to someone in particular (Specify)

>B.Just take a place wherever

>C.Other

>>47462964
>>A.Stand next to someone in particular (Specify)
The team.

>>47462964
>>A.Stand next to someone in particular Sai
We really need to get cracking on those cooking lessons. Teach our dog to get his lady

>>47462987
Supported

>>47462964
>B.Just take a place wherever
lets sit up somewhere so we can solemly watch from a little above the xrowd, maybe bring lil bro. Also lets uz see the full impact of the war better as well as the best view of the speach.

And go into sage mode, no one is interupting us this time.

>>47462964
>A.Stand next to someone in particular (Specify)
Sasuke and Kiba. We're team god-slayer, we stick together now.

>>47462964
>>A.Stand next to someone in particular (Specify)
Our teammates.

Should we not stand with Itachi? Bodyguard and all?

>>47463068
Neji is Itachi's only official guard, he just asked you to come along to the summit because it was customary to bring two

>>47463098
Probably also some favoritism in there, too. Itachi was valuing Kon's opinion pretty highly even before he proved himself to be extremely competent and trustworthy. Dude probably just wanted an excuse to spend more time with one of his friends.

>>47463165
This is bait.

>>47463176
Kon is Itachi's go to guy.

>>47463238
Oh, certainly. I'm just saying that it was damn convenient for him that a guy he was already friendly with turned out to be such a skilled ninja, too. Now he gets to have both a friend and a capable agent, taking Kon with him is the best of both worlds.

>>47463389
Here's to you stu.

>>47463389
And here's a sincere request for you to fuck off.

Laze, does Sauce have feeling for Hinata? Or am I just a crazed shipper?

>>47463520
I'm pretty sure he did at one point. It's less certain if he still does. He seems to have been of the mindset of "I'm too busy to worry about romance" for a while now. Maybe with things quieting down he'll rediscover girls again.

>>47463520
I'm feeling that a bit as well

>>47463520
I just wanna see their super eyed babies.

>>47463745
Word of god on that is that you'd get someone with one Byakugan and one Sharingan, not two super-eyes.

>>47462987
>>47463046
>>47463052
>>47463058

You look around and find Kakashi, Sasuke, Kiba and Akamaru. You take up a spot next to them as the service starts.

"Welcome, everyone." Itachi addresses the crowd, as he stands in front. "We are here to pay our respects to those that gave their lives in this conflict. There are more of them than from any other conflict to date. The Allied Shinobi Forces lost over thirty thousand men and women in total, and five thousand one hundred and seven of them were from our very own village. Every single ninja here today personally knew at least one of them, of that I have no doubt. Our total forces are down by thirty percent. One in every three ninja that I am responsible for died in this conflict. The guilt is almost too much for me to bear. But I press on. The future that all these ninja fought to protect is within our grasp. Akatsuki is no more, and all the villages have come together. Relations between villages are the best that they've ever been. We may yet see the day where no one has to sacrifice their life. And it is all thanks to those that have come before us. Every ninja that we honor here today is a hero, and the reason that our village can keep living on. Never forget that they gave everything for us. Live your lives to the fullest so that their sacrifices will not have been in vain. That is your duty to them. And I sincerely hope the day does not come when any of you will have to give your own lives to ensure the security of this village, but just as we remember what our predecessors gave for us, we must also remember that which we must pass on. The Will of Fire. This village is all one family. Just as parents wish for their children to live well, the ninja that sacrifice themselves are doing it in the hope that those that remain will live their lives. They wish for them to grow up strong, and steward the next generation. Today, live well. That is your duty to your predecessors."

>Continued

>>47463764

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknP5Mxmuzw&index=56&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"Tommorow, do whatever it takes to ensure that the next generation can do the same." Itachi goes on. "That is your duty to those who inherit the Will of Fire. It is in this way that the spirit of every villager will live on forever. No matter the threat, even if it should throw the whole world into darkness, as long as there are those willing to give their lives to protect the things they care about, the Will of Fire will burn strong. The Hokage that came before me have passed their spirit on through the ages, and I will do the same. The heroes that still live are of course to be recognized, but it is those that gave everything that need our utmost respect. It is only through us that they can continue to live on into the future. Every single person that has ever lived in this village is alive, in our hearts. And so it will be even once we are all gone. Because I and all of you will pass the Will of Fire into the future. So that no one is ever forgotten."

The mood is solemn, yet hopeful. Everyone feels it. The world is indeed a safer place.

You see Ino, smiling proud. Though her father is dead, she no longer grieves. She intends to live for his sake.

After a while, the service ends, and people begin to disperse.

"Well, we can do anything." Sasuke says. "We can take as long a break as we feel like. We could even leave the village to go somewhere else if we want."

>A.What are you guys doing?

>B.I'll relax here for a while

>C.I have somewhere I want to go (Write-in)

>D.Other

>>47463789
>D. I need to hide before Tenten finds me.

>>47463789
>>A.What are you guys doing?
Like literally, no plans.

>>47463789
>>C.I have somewhere I want to go (Write-in)
Stone village. You know the reason. Stop pussyfooting.

>>47463789
>C.I have somewhere I want to go
Stone village

>>47463789
>>C.I have somewhere I want to go (Write-in)
Stone village

>>47463789
>A.What are you guys doing?

>>47463789
>>C.I have somewhere I want to go (Write-in)
Cmon guys we gotta talk to tenten before anything.
secondary option go missing until the moon nation attacks and return like the abated to save the day

>>47463789
>>A.What are you guys doing?

Then go see Tenten.

Laze, when the inevitable waifu vote comes up, you should probably make a vote thread on qst to prevent samefagging and keep it fair.

>>47463789
>A.What are you guys doing?
Just out of curiosity, we won't be going with them because:

>C.I have somewhere I want to go (Write-in)
We need to go see the Tsuchikage. Not immediately, we should give them a few days to sort their own business out, to do otherwise would be crass. But we do need to take care of this sooner rather than later. Maybe we can use that time while we're waiting to talk to Tenten?

>>47463789
>C
head the stone and get this done. Maybe see Kuros inaguation

>>47463789
>C.I have somewhere I want to go (Talk it out with tenten

>>47463840
>>47463869
>>47463881
>>47463926
>>47463961

You have business elsewhere, and this free time will be the time to do it.

"I'm going to the Stone village." you say. "I've got something there I have to take care of."

"Heh, we get it." Kiba smirks. "Just make sure you come back, alright? Don't be ditching us. You've got to be here for my wedding next month, right?"

"The rest of us will just be relaxing, I think." Kakashi says. "We could use an easy couple of weeks."

Your teammates say goodbye and head off, while you go home and get your things together. Once the morning rolls around, you're off. It takes you the usual few days to reach the Stone, but you don't have any problems. You arrive and are let through with no issue. Things seem to be bustling a lot more than any time you've visited before.

>A.Head to the Hokage's office

>B.Swing by your family first

>C.Other

>>47463789
>>A.What are you guys doing?

>>47463961
Support

>>47464031
>>B.Swing by your family first
I wish we could've talked to Ten-ten first, but whatever.

>>47464031
>>B.Swing by your family first

>>47464033
We've made our decision.

>>47464031
>B.Swing by your family first

>>47464031
>>A.Head to the Hokage's office

So much for seeing Tenten.

>>47464031
>B.Swing by your family first

You know, I'm okay with this. Kurotsuchi was interested in us from the beginning, while Tenten ignored us, friendzoned us, and only threw her hat into the ring at the end. If she misses out, that's all on her. I'm okay with this.


Even though through the whole thing I've been a heavy Tenten fag

>>47464031
>B.Swing by your family first

>>47464031
>B.Swing by your family first

>>47464092
Yeah I always thought that was odd. I like Tenten but as for what happened in the story she didn't do a whole lot until they very end.

And that was only because we confronted her about it too.

>>47464092
I blame the fact that anons pussy-footed around that until thread 73 when we blatantly told her.

Guys, we were Told to talk to the Elders ASAP.

>>47464163
Within the coming weeks yes. An hour spending time with out family won't change anything.

Honestly we are here probably faster than they thought.

>>47464054
>>47464062
>>47464070
>>47464092
>>47464110

You head through the crowded streets, making your way to the Bakutsugi compound. When you arrive, you hear a huge commotion from around the back. You head around to see nearly the whole clan partying, and explosions are everywhere. You walk up to Katsuki, who is downing some sake. He's got a young kid next to him, who seems to be too nervous to move far away from Katsuki.

"Kon? Hey, you're here!" Katsuki puts his drink down and lifts you up in a huge bear hug. "Good to see you!"

As he puts you down, he glances to the kid.

"You know what, I don't think you ever met your cousin here. I probably didn't mention him at all." Katsuki says, rubbing his chin. "My bad, he's so quiet I forget about him sometimes! He's been out on missions when you were here before, though. Kon, this is my son Katsuji. Katsuji, this is your cousin Kon. Say hello, now."

"H-hello." the young brown haired boy peeks out from behind his father, still clearly nervous. He must just be a genin. "Nice to meet you."

"Yeah, he's a bit soft spoken, but when the chips are down, he pulls through." Katsuki laughs. "That's what I'm told anyway."

You look around again to see Deikida showing off her arm cannon to everyone. They all seem to be impressed, a stark difference to before the war.

"So how's life?" Katsuki asks. "You got some business here in the Stone, or are you just swinging by?"

>A.Just here to see the family

>B.Actually...

>C.I just decided to do some traveling

>D.Other

>>47464332
>>A.Just here to see the family
>>C.I just decided to do some traveling
I'd rather not get their hopes up in case we don't marry Kuro.

>>47464332
>D.Other
"You could say I'm entering the end-game, so to speak. It certainly feels like it, at least."

>>47464332
>A.Just here to see the family
>C.I just decided to do some traveling

>>47464332
>>B.Actually...
I wanna bang a girl from all the nations.

>>47464332
>A.Just here to see the family
>C.I just decided to do some traveling
we should visit all the villages

>>47464332
>A
>B

Gotta see those elders

>>47464417
Song of Ice and Fire has the a common man version of this

Obviously the touring the 5 nations should have something similar

>>47464433
Ssooo why didn't we talk to tenten first? Even if you guys didn't want to be with her it kinda seems like a dick move to not talk to her at all before leaving. Hopefully she will come looking for us and reverse summon to us before we become to locked in.

>>47464332
>>B.Actually...

>>47464332
>B.Actually...

>>47464473
Shadow clone it. I am kidding.

>>47464332

>A.Just here to see the family

>>47464467
Yep making the eight. Bobby b's fatass always brags about that.

>>47464332
>D.Other
"Maybe. I guess you could say my business here is to find out if I have business here. It's complicated."

>>47464473
It's not like we're making a decision RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. We're hearing what the Elders have to say so that we know where we stand.

If they won't let her be Tsuchikage if she hooks up with Kon that decides it. If they decide they're okay with it, then we have a decision to make.

Posting to be on last threads. Thanks for running Laze

>>47464355
>>47464414
>>47464417
>>47464419
>>47464433
>>47464483
>>47464487
>>47464504

You decide they should know you've got business, but not to give everything away. You still don't know exactly what's going to happen.

"I just decided to do some travelling and came here to see the family." you explain. "Though I may have something to take care of with Kurotsuchi while I'm here."

"Heh, well you better do it today." Katsuki laughs. "She's getting inaugurated tomorrow! She'll be way too busy by then. So go on, get! We'll still be here when you get back. And you'll be free to stay as long as you like."

With a sudden urgency, you thank your uncle and head off to the Tsuchikage's office. You're made to wait a bit, but you're let in to find Onoki and Kurotsuchi. Kurotsuchi is trying on a cloak much like her grandfather's but with "Fourth Tsuchikage" on it.

"Kon, you're here!" Kurotsuchi exclaims in surprise. "That was quick. I thought for sure I'd be Tsuchikage already when you saw me next."

"So you've come to learn the terms have you, Kon?" Onoki asks. "We can see the elders now if you wish."

>A.Yes, let's go

>B.I'm here for something else (Write-in)

>C.Say something before you go (Write-in)

>D.Other

>>47464685
>>A.Yes, let's go
Let's get this over with.

>>47464685
>A.Yes, let's go

Also eating dinner

Back in a while

>>47464685
>>C.Say something before you go (Write-in)
I am gay. I like big big cocks. I am super super gay. I am really gay.

>>47464685
>A.Yes, let's go

>>47464685
>C.Say something before you go (Write-in)
"Honestly, I didn't realize you were being inaugurated this soon. Congratulations, Kurotsuchi. And likewise on your retirement, Lord Onoki. Right, let's do this, then."

>>47464733
Putin pls

>>47464685
>A

Let's do it

>>47464685
>A.Yes, let's go

>>47464823
When run Wargle?

>>47464793
The penis to anus compatibility doesn't lie.

>>47464685
>>A.Yes, let's go

>>47464733
>>47464877
It's not gay if it's Haku.

>C. Say something else.

"I wish I had time to see the elders, but let's be frank. There's a bigger problem. I've noticed as of late that we are, all of us, like pawns on a large chessboard. I feel that whatever actions we take will have been predicated upon us by some supernatural force. I'm not talking about a god, or gods. The world has begun to seem scripted.

If we were to look hard enough, would we see the ink that binds us to it's pages? Would any art forbidden or not break us from this inevitable path? Why should we continue forward, through wars and utter chaos when nothing we do is truly in our own interest, and nothing we do can ever have a truly good outcome."

And then drive a kunai into his own throat.

>>47464685
>A.Yes, let's go

>>47464924
God Hand pls.

>>47464685
>A.Yes, let's go

>>47464685
>C. Uh, question, should I put on my mask for this? I'm filled with a sense of foreboding that trumps monday's.

>>47464851
Most likely saturday evening, barring any unfortunate events.

>A
Should I disarm myself first? Mask y/n?

>>47465276
Am I the only one who doesn't know what quest you run?

>>47465431
shinobi quest its on the suptg archive

>>47465431
I not so subtlety piggybacked off of Laze's community and started a different narutoverse quest.

But this is Laze's thread, not gonna shill myself here.

>>47465431
>>47465442
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest

>>47465489
Sweet
I was hoping for more naruto quests

>>47465488
It's funny, before you made yours, i was considering doing a Mist Ninja narutoverse quest . It's surprising how good the narutoverse is to run games on considering how the manga ended.

>>47465489
The question is

Is this good shit or mediocre garbage like Princess Guard or whatever it's name was?

>>47465594
Anon you have TRY to be that shit.

And it's like 4 or 5 threads in, just see for yourself.

>>47465594
>>47465594
I'm gonna start reading it in the hopes the MC bags a male character instead of a lady. Like every god damn single quest with a female MC.

>>47465594
The real question is if it can keep its quality up as it progresses or will it shrivel up and be forgotten?

>>47465632
That would be quite refreshing for a change

>>47465632
>Like every god damn single quest with a female MC.

Proven false multiple times, but le memes amiright?

>>47465594
It's only five threads so far. It'll only be as garbage as your voting choices.

>>47465632
That's when Haku will show up and make everybody happy.

>>47465632
>>47465667
Would yall accept Haku?

>>47465690
Yes. We must have Haku!

>>47465632
But girl love is the purist form of love

>>47465709
Pure love is for faggot

>>47465679
Lemme change that. I myself have never read a quest with a female MC that doesn't up with yuri. I apologize for making my experience sound like everyone else's.

With how much everyone shits on princess guard I suppose I should read it as an example of what not to do

>>47465709
Hetro is God's chosen path heretic.

>>47465724
Don't do it. Really don't.

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>>47465724
PGQ was awesome, they are just baiting.

>>47465724
Please do

>>47464699
>>47464701
>>47464750
>>47464823
>>47464839
>>47464904
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>>47465059

You waste no time.

"Yes, let's go." you reply.

Onoki leads you and Kurotsuchi out of the office, up a flight of stairs, to a different room. Within, you see an old man and woman seated, though they aren't quite as old as the Tsuchikage. Onoki takes a seat next to them, and they motion for you and Kurotsuchi to sit across from them.

"Welcome." Says the woman. "Kon Karagowa. It's good to finally meet you. We have much to discuss. Please, take a seat."

You and Kurotsuchi sit down, and the man begins to speak.

"We just want you to know the facts." he explains. "So you won't be making any uninformed decisions. Now, the easiest way for this to resolve is for you to move here to the Stone. Your lineage comes from here, and you are renowned as a great hero. You would be welcomed and beloved as the Tsuchikage's husband. No doubt our ties with the Leaf could only remain strong with your help. However, we know this thinking is only optimistic. We've heard of your unshakable loyalty to the Leaf. We just wished to inform you of the option."

"Kurotsuchi is the saving grace of our village." the old woman goes on. "Our leadership has grown older and older, and naturally faith in us has dwindled along with our bodies. For decades, no one has been considered worthy of taking up the Tsuchikage's mantle. With Kurotsuchi's single handed defeat of a revived Kage, the people's hopes have soared. She is a symbol of everything that a Stone ninja aspires to be. People can finally believe that the Stone will remain strong into the future, because we have her. This cannot be compromised for any reason. Which is why we have to make things absolutely clear for you. As long as you are a ninja of the Leaf, and Kurotsuchi is Tsuchikage, you cannot get married. We cannot allow it."

>Continued

>>47465729
Hey now, let's back this all up and calm down

>>47465747
No your post right there was bait.

>>47465751

"We are aware of the new distribution of tailed beasts." the man continues. "The Leaf and Waterfall keep one, while the Cloud retains both of theirs. Our sources also tell us that the Mist plan to recapture the Six Tails eventually. Meanwhile, Roshi and Han have asked for us to not pursue the Four or Five Tails. We have decided to honor their wishes. Therefore, Kurotsuchi is our only hope. The only symbol of strength in this village. We cannot let her be married to another village's ninja. Our village must appear strong. We must be able to stand on equal footing with the other Great Shinobi Nations. We cannot let ourselves become subordinate to the Leaf. If you consider our position, I'm sure you will understand."

"However." the old woman adds. "This is not to say we disapprove of your relationship. You see, the future of our village must be secured. It took decades for a suitable heir to appear. That cannot be allowed to happen again. Kurotsuchi needs a strong heir. One that can instill confidence in the people for years to come. Proof that our village can remain strong. Were you and Kurotsuchi to have a child, they would undoubtedly be suitable to become Tsuchikage. With the two of you as powerful as you are, who knows just how strong they could be? Kurotsuchi will only be able to hold this village up on her own for so long. She needs an heir, and a powerful one. If she does not, then I fear for our village's sovereignty. We will wither away as we get weaker and weaker. And also, Kurotsuchi has told us herself in no uncertain terms. She does not intend to bear any child but yours, Kon."

You glance to the side to see Kurotsuchi as red as a tomato, but her face is still looking forward sternly.

>Continued

>>47465690
I guess boy love is pretty pure as well

>>47465777
>She does not intend to bear any child but yours, Kon."

Dayum. Nice Trips btw Laze.

>>47465777

"Our village's future may very well rest in your hands, Kon." the old man tells you. "We implore you to consider it. Though you will not be married, you can still be in a relationship. In fact, we encourage it. Who knows what may happen without a suitable heir? The repercussions could effect not just the Stone, but the Leaf as well."

They really put you on the hot seat. It's a lot to take in.

>A.I can't do it

>B.I can accept those terms

>C.Actually, I am okay with moving to the Stone

>D.I still need more time to consider

>E.Other

>>47465751
>As long as you are a ninja of the Leaf, and Kurotsuchi is Tsuchikage, you cannot get married. We cannot allow it."
Well that settles that.

>>47465794
>>B.I can accept those terms
Works for me. Marriage is just a ceremony. You don't need it. The relationship is what matters.

>>47465794
>>A.I can't do it
leaf for lyfe!

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
>E.Other
"Commitment is more important than the ritual symbolizing it, after all."

>>47465794
>A.I can't do it

>>47465794
>>B.I can accept those terms

>>47465794
>>47465809
>B.I can accept those terms

Exactly. Marriage is not that important.

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
Y'all ever play Dishonored? It's basically like the relationship between the Empress and Corvo. They still had a loving family.

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
Will of fire m8

Can't abandon leaf

>>47465815
>>47465827
There were saying
Can't get married without leaving the leaf
But you can have a relationship and fuck, just no marriage.

>>47465794
>>B.I can accept those terms

Marriage is overrated

I don't think anons will accept this, though

rip Kuro you shall be missed

Well, I'm getting pretty drowsy, think I'm going to nod off. Good night, thread, make good choice when it comes to waifus.

>>47465794
>C.Actually, I am okay with moving to the Stone

>>47465794
Question, If we select B. are we still able to work something out with 10/10? I'm not trying to pursue a harem ending, but I also don't want to be a bachelor for life.

>>47465794
>>C.Actually, I am okay with moving to the Stone
As long as the Stone does not antagonize the Leaf and I am allowed to travel there.

>>47465842
Well, i hadn't thought about that. But yeah, it's a good example. We'll be Corvo to Kurotsuchi's Jessamine.

So... Who's Daud?

>>47465794
>E. I would like to discuss this with Kurotsuchi. In private.

>>47465794
"the easiest way for this to resolve is for you to move here to the Stone"
is there anyway we could work this into kon becoming a permanent alliance ninja or maybe something like the diplomat of the hidden villages. that way we wouldn't be tied to a single village but to the system as a whole

>>47465860
WHAT IS THE GOOD CHOICE THO? WUICK BEFORE YOU LEAVE!

>>47465881
You aren't a bachelor for life in all but name.

>>47465794
>E.Other
how about a private conversation with our nonbetrothed before we commit

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
Well be bond not by some traditional ceremony but the bond of love we feel for eachother.

>>47465891
>>47465910
I'll back both of these.

>E: Other
Have Kon talk with Itachi about being on "indefinite" ambassador duties with the Stone? He would still be a Leaf ninja carrying out his mission.

On a side note, typing with only one arm sucks.

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
>E.Other
"I'd be nice to give something back to this Village if I can't give my direct service Elders, I can't abandon the Leaf and were I to the shame of that would mean I could never wear any headband again, an oath is an oath, I swore to the Leaf and I will not leave them".

But if I might have a moment with Kurotsuchi in private for a moment.

>>47465794
>>B.I can accept those terms
>Don't get married
>Have a royal bastard
>Go home to the Leaf and get with Tenten
>Have legitimate baboos.
>Visit often for diplomancy and family bonding

>>47465794
>>A.I can't do it
The leaf is our home
I like kuro but not if we have to become some stone ninja
Will of fire for life

>>47465794
>A.I can't do it
Why don't we get Itachi's take on it, see if we can negotiate something with both villages that makes everyone happy

>>47465794
>>B.I can accept those terms
Not being able to marry isn't a huge deal, as long as the relationship goes well. And if it doesn't, we can always marry a leaf ninja later on.

>>47465794
>>B.I can accept those terms

>>47465958
You aren't becoming a Stone Ninja if you choose B.

do you think we should tell Kuro about tenten? I feel like she kinda knows already but I feel like she is waiting for us to bring up the subject.

We could be taking this as a Dune style approach, take no wife so we are forever tempting other parties to our side, so long as we are single Clans will act favorably to the Leaf. We can take "concubines" (or the not dick move name is), but no wife.

This would also work in the Stones favor, they could still have Kuro "marry" someone for politics. Like us

>>47465958
Dude, they just said we could be together without us defecting, just that we couldn't marry. Which on the one hand kind of sucks, it would be nice to have our family named carried on, but ultimately it's not really that important. We can still officially recognize the child as ours, I'm pretty sure, in canon Asuma and Kurenai weren't married but Mirai is still Mirai Sarutobi and not Mirai Yuhi. Though I guess that would have been Konohamaru recognizing her heritage, not Asuma, what with him being dead.

>>47465794
>B but also a private chat.

>>47465956
My fuckin man. Also as >>47465993 pointed out that could work well.

>>47465982
We need to mention this when in the private chat... either way the Waifu wars end tonight.

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
>C. Subordinate of the leaf? has the latest wars lessons not reached you? The alliance was the first step to peace, A marriage between two Powerful shinobi from different villages could solidify the peace for years.

>>47465993
The politics part is unnecessary. Kuro doesn't need a Stone husband and we don't need a Leaf wife.

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms
"Marriage is a ways off in any event. Perhaps by then the political pressures will have eased... a few years ago this meeting might never have even occurred."

"Until that time, the matter of balancing our duties to our villages with our personal loyalties would always be ours to manage. If it proves impossible then our villages have to take priority, but we won't know for sure unless we try."

did kon ask the hokage or the leaf elders about any of this?

>>47465794

>A.I can't do it

>>47466134
NOPE. People are jumping the fucking gun.

>>47466134
Nigga we have so much clout in the leaf we can do this if we want. Besides, if they want to try making babies with our Kekkei Genkai, they have our DNA.

>>47465794
>D.I still need more time to consider
I have to consult my village elders.

>>47466134
Pretty sure they'd also say 'no marriage' as well but be okay with it. Itachi has our back too.

>>47466152
They do?

I don't remember we giving them Kon's jizz in case we die or some shit

>>47466142
They're basically saying we can hook up or even have a kid, but not get married. By the time we're actually ready to get married they'll probably all be dead, there may be a new Hokage, and the political climate will have changed.

Realistically it's a *temporary* blank check.

>>47466152
That's not something Kon would do, though.
Waifufags ruin character development and roleplaying by thinking with their cocks.

>>47466174
We can do that when we come back if need be. We'll be around.

>>47466175
Also THIS.

>>47466189
...yes it is? He'd make plans for the various leaf R&D to have access to his DNA in the event of his untimely death. Something Hashirama distinctly did not do.

>>47465794
>B.I can accept those terms

>>47466175
>There may be a new Hokage
ey man Itachi considers us almost as his Uchiha bro whose name I forgot that died a few eyes ago

>>47466228
Shisui

>>47466218
I think if Kon died Kabuto would create a clone just to sacrifice and Res us, telling us not to be so careless.

>>47466228
Shisui. The name you're looking for is probably Shisui.

Again, it can't be understated: they're offering us all the leeway in the fucking world. It's a token attempt by a bunch of aging and largely irrelevant politicians at making it SEEM like they're still in control of something.

>>47466275
It's still worth making sure Kurotsuchi is really okay with this. And not being pressured into it.

>>47465809
>>47465824
>>47465831
>>47465837
>>47465842
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>>47466025

You of course don't consider leaving the Leaf. But marriage may not be all that important in the end. What matters is the bond between you.

"I can accept those terms." you tell the elders. "I am a Leaf ninja through and through, but I do want to give something back to this village. However, I would like to speak to Kurotsuchi alone."

"Go ahead, Kon." Onoki says. "Take as long as you need."

Kurotsuchi gets up and heads to an adjacent room, while you follow her. The room is totally empty, and you close the door behind you. The walls are thick. You doubt anyone will be hearing from outside.

"My ambition to be Tsuchikage means we can't really 'be together'. I'm sorry, but my duty to the village comes first. They need me." Kurotsuchi says. She seems uncharacteristically uncertain. "But I... still want to be with you. Even if this is the closest we can get. This is enough for me. As long as you come often, and help ease the burden of being the Tsuchikage when you do, I can accept this. We can make it work. But..."

Kurotsuchi suddenly gets closer. she leans the side of her head against your chest.

"It's not fair to you." she says. "You didn't have all your family growing up. You probably wanted to have a family that lived together, that you could come home to every day. I can't give that to you. I can't be part of that family you want, all because I need to be Tsuchikage. I'm sorry. I didn't want to do this to you."

>A.Say nothing

>B.Tell her you don't mind

>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore

>D.Bring up something else (Write-in)

>E.Other

>>47466304
She's definitely under pressure. She's getting everything she wants, yes, but probably not under the precise circumstances she would have preferred due to the political pressure.

So until the politicians in the major villages either die or unfuck themselves and their attitudes we wait it out. Develop a relationship, have a proper courtship, etc.

>>47466306
>>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore
"I may not be or ever will be your husband, but there will be nothing that can keep me from being a father to our children. That is a promise you can carve into stone."

>>47466306
>B.Tell her you don't mind

>>47466306
>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore

>>47466306
>E. Ask if she's okay with this, setting aside everything else.

>>47466306
>>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore
So I just have to visit often then?

I am conflicted.

>>47466306
>Kon Karagowa, Leaf Village diplomat to the Stone Village.

>>47466306
>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore

>>47466306
This >>47466353
Its so fucking chessy we gotta do it.
Get hype of offspring

>>47466306
>B.Tell her you don't mind
>E.Other[You do mind. A lot.]

>>47466306
>>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore
>>47466353
Second this

>>47466306
>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore

>>47466306
>>B.Tell her you don't mind
"Marriage is just marriage Kuro. Official or not I'd still consider you and the children we raise as family. I love you and this has been a long time coming..."
>E.Other
KISS HER.

>>47466306
>>E.Other
https://youtu.be/tXmLRHnoSAs?t=5s

>>47466306
>>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore
Only option desu

>>47466306
>>47466353
>E. Open our eyes.

>>47466399
>>47466306
This. Do eeeet. Reassure and kiss combo.

>>47466399
I agree. FUCKING KISS HER

>>47466448
>opening our eyes to her is more poignant than kissing her

>>47466306
>E.Other
"You seem to be forgetting I have a screwy definition of family anyway, what with an entire village being 'family' and all."

"It'll work, somehow. And maybe by the time we'd be thinking about marriage the situation will be different: I know I'm not satisfied with the implicit assumption that our villages could be enemies tomorrow."

>>47466306
>B.Tell her you don't mind
"I'm honestly not that upset. We're ninja, it's not like we wouldn't be spending a fair amount of time apart due to our duties anyway. This makes it a bit more complicated, but not enough that I want out. If you're okay with this, I am too."

>>47466306
>D. It takes a village to raise a child, and it takes a kage to run a village. You'll do fine.

So will this help or hurt future diplomacy? On the one hand, we're dating the Stone's leader, that could help bring the villages together. On the other hand, we're dating the Stone's leader, everyone else might be too worried about bias to let us do diplomatic missions here anymore.

>>47466467
>what village will our kids be members of

>>47466306
>>D.Bring up something else
Well lets do what we are both good at, that is speaking plainly as you put it.

Your right, we can't be married, but I fell for the girl who would stop at nothing to be the Tsuchikage, and you know what, marrage or no, family or no, I will continue to love her.

As for the uhhh "only bear my young" thing well....uhhh.... I'm really trying to keep a clear head her but my word thats hard to resist. But here's the thing While I would be visiting often both socially and for work, would you be Ok with raising my child by yourself?

The hearts a strange thing aint it?

But don't worry it's a little early for kids and hell times may change in the years ahead right?

What this comes down to is, i'd love to have a family with you but I will not stand in the way of you becoming the Tsuchikage. No matter what happens we'll still be seeing alot of one another.

>Kiss her gently

>>47466306
>E. You know i am close enough with the Hokage that i could get a permanent assignment to the stone as an Ambassador right?
>F. Kiss the girl

>>47466505
Probably stone

They did say that the Tsuchikage needs heirs

>>47466523
Not sure how we all keep forgetting that.

>>47466306
>C.Spill your spaghetti hardcore
"am I supposed to kiss you now?"

Okay guys, spaghetti is falling, now the question is do we want it topped with cheese >>47466353

And do we want to follow up with a kiss

We can do one, or both

Or suggest an alternative topping

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>>47466467
>I know I'm not satisfied with the implicit assumption that our villages could be enemies tomorrow."
>tfw

>>47466549
both do it

>>47466541
Oh, I haven't forgotten, I'm just worried that we won't actually be able to do good work as an ambassador because people will be too suspicious of our closeness to the Tsuchikage.

>>47466549
Of course, the more cheese and sugar the better!

>>47466549
Following up with a kiss without waiting for her response first is for queers

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>>47466551
>MFW I didn't watch basilisk

>>47466549
No on cheese (Kon's better as just an earnest guy, not dramatic declarations), yes on kissing (because every story is better with that, Fred Savage didn't know what he's talking about).

>>47466549
Rip tenten. If only you realized our feelings sooner.... Or you know we confessed to her before we met kuro or got so deeply involved with her. Also guys! Don't forget the plan! We are gonna travel around the world for the timeskip

>>47466579
that pic is fuckin' nuts

>>47466549
Yes on the kiss.

>>47466549
No kiss, this is the time for talking

>>47466579
Basically, two clans were about to unite but then some nonsense with a grudge going way out of proportion lead to them going to war and the bride and groom declaring each other eternal enemies. Fast forward forty years later to the events of the main story, and the two clans are about to try to unite only for another war to break out between them. Luckily (for certain values of luckily), this time around the bride and groom involved just die trying to stop the foolishness of their clansmen. It's very much the model of the ninja tragedy story that things like Ninja Scroll would later emulate (yes, later, the anime came after Ninja Scroll but the book was written back in 1958).

>>47466549
Top it with the cheese then add on the sugar. (kiss)

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>>47466549
Yes on cheese, no on kiss

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>>47466594
She *actually* told her village elders she'd only have a kid if it was Kon's. How do you even argue with that kind of commitment, let alone top it?

If it can't end in awkward sexual tension and compromises all around, and has to be only one or the other, it HAS to be Kurotsuchi. I mean goddamn way to stake your claim.

>>47466549
Add the cheese. We can wait for her to respond and what not, but this moment is going to have a kiss in it.

>>47466549
Both
Rip 10/10

>>47466549
yes
just yes

>>47466549
No kissing, she'll give us herpes

Laze can you atleast make it clear to Kurotsuchi that Kon really really does have no ill intent he's just a flustered 17 year old child soldier whom just saved the world and is really, really confused (and here I was hopin Kuro was a bit of a perv)

>>47466628
Sounds pretty sick m8

I'll watch it later

>>47466658
Remember back when Mei told us that we were naive to think that romance between the villages could work out? Kurotsuchi will have a funny story for her, the next time the Kages meet.

>>47466705
Just watch Shinobi: Heart Under Blade

>>47466704
What are you talking about?

>>47466705
It's also (so I'm told, I can't get a good citation on this) the origin of the "ninjas do selective breeding for super powers" trope, with several characters actually having dojutsu that are called that by name. Though the story is also more realistic about what the consequences of that would be, so a lot of the ninjas are deformed as a result of inbreeding. You don't get that in Naruto.

>>47466710
>So Mizukage
>You remember that cute, naive young guy
>The one who fought Madara and Kaguya
>He told you about a budding inter-village romance that one time
>I hit that last night

>>47466559
No dude i think he means 'Ambassador" as a pretense.

>>47466749
>Mei: "...So, A, does this mean it's alright if I ask C out?"

>>47466757
Ha, I could see that.

>>47466757
Wasn't Mei that one thirsty bitch that always said that there was no man good enough for her?