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>>47545939
Hype for 10/10!

>>47545995
Sorry to disappoint you, but I think it's a little late for that

>>47545995
HAHAHA RIP tenten

You're kind of out of it for the rest of the day. You acted in the heat of the moment earlier, and the ramifications of what you've done only just begin to set in later. It's quite a serious decision you've made.

As you come to terms with your choice, you spend the rest of your day with your family. Deikida is showing off her newly developed prototype hand cannon for general use.

"Katsuji, get over here!" she says, dragging the boy up front from his hiding spot. "I need you to demonstrate."

Deikida shoves the cannon into the nervous boy's hand, then puts him in position.

"This cannon of mine can be used even by a ninja this young!" Deikida boasts. "Just put your hand here, imbue the round with your explosion chakra and push it forward, then..."

Katsuji fires the cannon at Deikida's signal, blowing a target she had placed to smithereens. The boy falls backwards from the force of the blast, his eyes as wide as dinner plates.

"Voila! An attack that could best a Jonin, from a mere genin, with almost no training required!" Deikida bows as the family applauds. "A clear choice to made the Bakutsugi standard weapon."

The family fawns over Deikida's creation, each one trying to get a shot with it. But eventually night falls, and everyone goes to sleep. It takes you a bit longer than usual with all the thoughts in your head, but you manage.

>Continued

>>47545995
Sadly not, anon. Last thread was filled with Kurofags, and now we're locked with Kuro. I wanted to at least talk to Ten-ten, but anon's didn't want to.

>>47546035

The next morning, you head out with the family to the inauguration. Near every Stone ninja is in attendance, and you feel a bit out of place as the only shinobi of another village.

The ceremony begins, and Onoki makes his speech. Like Itachi's speeches, the Tsuchikage touches on the village's belief several times. The Will of Stone. Standing firm in your beliefs, having an unyielding spirit. Eventually, he turns the Kage hat over to his granddaughter and steps back.

"It is an honor to be chosen as the Fourth Tsuchikage." Kurotsuchi begins. "I have some big shoes to fill. My grandfather has been leading this village for over five decades, keeping us strong. I can only hope to match his dedication. I know the road ahead will be difficult. The world is changing. But I must become a pillar of strength for this village. So long as I stand firm, it cannot be toppled. However, it is also my belief that a single pillar alone is not enough. We must reach out and make connections. I want to extend my hand to the other villages, and together hold us all up. This war has proven that we can put our differences aside. And we'll be stronger for it. I will work as hard as it takes to make sure the Stone prospers. Whether that means defending the village, or cementing its relations with others. I want our village to be supported not by a single pillar, but by an entire foundation of bedrock. Only then will we be assured to weather anything to come our way."

Kurotsuchi's speech goes on for a bit longer, and she's met by thunderous applause when she finishes. Once everything is over and she's left, Katsuki turns to you.

"She'll do great, I'm sure." he laughs. "Sorry if you wanted to see her again, but I imagine she'll be super busy for a while. You'll probably have to wait. So what are you gonna do now? Stay and relax for a while, or are you moving on?"

>A.I'll stick around

>B.I'm headed home

>C.I wanted to travel somewhere else while I have time (Specify)

>D.Other

>>47546058
>>B.I'm headed home

>>47546052
As I understand it we've basically ended up as kuro's concubine, since we can't offcially marry her but are still encouraged to sire heirs. With the situation being that weird, who knows maybe we get both, 10/10 as official leaf village waifu with frequent visits to Kuro via 10/10's teleporting. I don't even know anymore.

>>47546058
>>A.I'll stick around
Let's meet with Roshi. Maybe express our idea to travel around I feel like he would be a good companion. Maybe we can create that fire controlling jutsu with his help.

>>47546058

>B.I'm headed home

Maybe pop in briefly to say congratulations and that we'll be back, if she's way too buys leave a note with the same sentiment.

>>47546146
We're her official unofficial husbando. Officially no, but everyone knows it and nobody really cares.

>>47546058
>>A.I'll stick around

>>47546058
>>47546156
Ooh, i like that. Seconded.

>>47546058
>>A.I'll stick around

>>47546146
We are pretty much her husband in every way that matters anon.

Stop trying to go for both.

>>47546058
>B.I'm headed home

>>47546058
>>B.I'm headed home
I've got alot of explaining to do. So whos ready to get chewed out?

>>47546394
The Elders? I think they'll be okay with it. Should of talked to them first though.

>>47546156
Cmon this is a cool idea

>>47546058
>D.Other
Engage wandering sage mode

>>47546411
We just played a very important role in saving the world. If they want to get all up in our business after that they can fuck right off.

>>47546058
>A.I'll stick around

>>47546465
Like I said they'll most likely be okay with it.

>>47546156
>>47546232
>>47546233
>>47546249

You consider returning home, but get the idea to meet with Roshi.

"I'll stick around for a bit longer." you tell your uncle. "There's someone I still want to meet."

You ask your uncle where you might be able to find Roshi, but he doesn't know. He points you to Han and tells you that he should be able to get you to him.

Following your uncle's directions, you find Han outside the ninja academy, a bunch of little kids wailing on him.

"No, you'll never hurt anyone with that form!" Han scolds a boy, before taking a stance. "Like this! Taijutsu is one of the most fundamental aspects of being a ninja, no slacking off, now! Come on, hit me again!"

Han's words are stern, but as the kids go back to wailing on him, you can see him crack a smile. Once he catches sight of you, he lifts the kids that were attacking him out of the way and puts them on his shoulders.

"Hey Kon." Han greets you. "Been a while. Good to see you doing well."

You inquire about Roshi, only for Han to turn to the roof.

"Roshi, get down from there!" he shouts. "We've got a visitor!"

After a few moments, Roshi leaps down from the top of the building, taking place next to Han.

"Didn't get a chance to see you during the war, Kon." Roshi says. "I hear you did a lot, though. Good job."

>A.Tell Roshi about Son Goku

>B.Ask to train together

>C.Say something else (Write-in)

>D.Talk to Han (Write-in)

>E.Other

>>47546489
>A.Tell Roshi about Son Goku
>B.Ask to train together

>>47546483
>>47546465
We may have to explain that shit though, it does look abit like in the fires of passion and heat of the moment we did it. Plus ain't the Elders Danzo's old warhalk buddies?

>>47546465
If you count each potential world-ending as a separate event instead of part of a larger "Fourth Ninja War" main header, then Kon's contribution amounts to saving the world roughly twice.

>>47546489
>>A.Tell Roshi about Son Goku
>>B.Ask to train together

>>47546489
>A.Tell Roshi about Son Goku
"So, you know, if you ever want to visit him, I can set that up."

>>47546489
>>C.Say something else (Write-in)
I've been thinking about doing some traveling and improving myself as a ninja. Do you think you'd like to join me on a journey across the different lands? We could even create that flame control technique we talked about a while back.

>>47546518
Then we can 'explain' to the elders that this is a personal matter dealing with our own happiness, and that they can, again, fuck right off.

Errands already. Sorry guys, back in a bit

>>47546518
Well, sort of, but unlike him they're not crazy when it comes to the "the village's good matters more than the individual's". I think they'll see the benefit in having the ties to another village that this will create.

>>47546565
This is a new record, damn Laze.

>>47546561
...your gonna tell the Elders...to fuck off and your excuse is going to be "im doing this for me", i'm not joking when I say this may very well get us killed. Also whats itachi gonna think of all this? Hell we just gave the stone a badass bloodline and didnt even bargin for something in exchange! We know most of the Tailed Beasts are scattered again so bloodlines are more important than ever! We should at least get the Leaf something for it, they have a bloodline drain and now no demons, they need us.

>>47546642
>>47546588
>>47546561
In any case I think we better get a speech ready, shits gonna be heavy. Ima start writing it now.

>>47546735
Let's just see what they have to say first instead of speculating or jumping to conclusions.

>>47546642
We just saved the motherfucking world. I don't think you're understanding how gratitude is supposed to work.

>>47546642
They're probably gonna tell us to knock up a chick from the leaf cuz bruh we need dem fuken impact kids on the leaf bruh

>>47546642
The Leaf still has a demon. We're one of the few people who still do. It's us, Cloud, and Waterfall. And Waterfall's such a minor player that even with Chomei they're not much of a threat. Also, Leaf still has an intact Uchiha clan in this timeline, and a Hyuuga clan that's going to be growing in strength as the division between Main and Branch Houses is slowly dissolved. We're doing pretty well. Plus, there's no guarantee that our bloodline will even be inheritable. In fact, given that Kurotsuchi also has a strong elemental bloodline, it's unlikely that the mix of Wind/Lightning needed to get Impact would exist in any children of ours. It's not too bad a situation.

Now, that doesn't mean I support the "fuck off, elders, this is our life" plan. That is still very stupid to show them disrespect like that. It's out of character for someone as loyal as Kon is, and likely to get us in a whole heap of trouble that will splash back onto our friends. Not something we want. But I do think we can swing it to them without too much trouble. Emphasize the diplomatic benefits of having the Tsuchikage's ear like that, point out that it gives the future Tsuchikage (as Kurotsuchi's heir is likely to one day be) incentive to support Konoha due to having family there, and how it may also allow us to gain access to some of Iwa's resources for our own use.

>>47546837
....but we're a Ninja, thats our job. Remember what Shisui taught Itachi? the whole you do it for the village not yourself or glory? The more we try to make this about us and brag about saving the world the worse this will get.

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>>47546861
What this guy said.

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>>47546861
pretty much this

100% behind this plan

>>47546875
We did do it for our village, not for ourself. Now we're taking what small happiness we can after rendering vital service to the Leaf.

>>47546861
Yeah thats what i' thinking here are the Pros and Cons i've gathered so far to explain things

>Pros
-Tsuchikages Ear
-Strongest Alliance possible
-Get something of similar worth to our bloodline from the stone in exchange
-Now we have the Sand/Leaf/Stone Triplicate, along with the Sound and Waterfall! THE WESTERN NINJA TRIPLICATE RISES
-We can redeploy many assets to the other boarders now and we control the entire central continent.
-Best of all the Leaf can all but call the shots in this alliance.

>Cons
-Stone gets a chance at bloodline (very minor worry)
-Unruly A may get butthurt by our epic alliance.

>>47546916
>Not giving everything you posses to the leaf
Uwotm8

>>47546954

>Shitting on people who hugely help you out for no reason

Y'all dumb.

>>47546950
Ok we should just stick this list in their face if they ask us why we did it. Throw in a loyalty speech and we all good.

>>47546950
You forgot the fact we get to give Mei the finger and say told you so.

Fella's I think we should approach Itachi alone first and explain to him whats going on, I think its better than springing it on him in the office.

>>47546512
>>47546526
>>47546541
>>47546559

You had had the idea of traveling around for a while, and Roshi may be decent company.

"Roshi, I wanted to know if you'd be willing to train together for a while." you explain. "Maybe even travel around and see the world as we do. In fact, we could stop at Kakazan. Son Goku returned to his cave there, and he said he'd like for you to come visit."

"Journey with you, eh?" Roshi closes his eyes and rubs his beard. "Well, you're a decent kid. And I wanted to go see Son Goku again if I could. Alright, fine. But it might take a bit of time to get free for something like this. If I get to it, I might be able to join you in a month or two. Things are kind of tight right now, as you'd imagine. But after that, I don't have a problem. Might even help me develop myself as well."

"About time you got out to do something." Han chuckles. "This guy has just been sitting around moping. I think a trip like that will do him good."

>A.Talk to Roshi more (Write-in)

>B.Talk to Han (Write-in)

>C.Go back to your family again

>D.Leave the village to go home

>E.Head off somewhere else (Specify)

>F.Other

>>47547205
Fo sho.

>>47547207
>>C.Go back to your family again
Tell them the good news.
Then
>>D.Leave the village to go home

>>47547207
>F
Say our goodbyes and get going

>D.Leave the village to go home
We gotta talk to Itachi about this first before we spring it on the Elders etc, get the Hokage on board first, hopefully he won't purge us for thinkin with our Heart over our heart...ironic in a way.

>>47546950
>Itachi planned this from the start.
>Best Hokage confirmed.

>>47547207
This
>>47547248


>>47547231
I dont think we should say yet...wait for it to be locked and the termoil calmed

>>47547207
>D.Leave the village to go home
>F.Other
Give Kurotsuchi a kiss good bye first, though. And less affectionate farewells to our family, too.

Holy Fuck, The Leaf Village is a powerhouse in this AU.

If there's anyone else I'd want to bring on this journey it'd have to be Omoi. I think we need a better relationship with the cloud and I've always been interested in him as a character. Also black guy

>>47547285
She's busy bro, besides she has official duties for the first few days/week

>>47547207
>>47547248
Something like this, leave low key, A leaf nin being about is already weird.

>>47547273
> Itachi was the master of the greatest keikaku ever all this time.

I'm willing to believe that.

>>47547248
I'll back this.

>>47547207


>>47547248
I asume you mean Heart over our "head" but yeah I think this should be us.

>>47547248

You chat a bit longer with Han and Roshi, then say goodbye. It's about time for you to return home.

You swing by the Tsuchikage's office to try and get in a quick farewell, but the place is packed, and the best you manage is to wave goodbye to each other. It will have to do.

You stop at the Bakutsugi compound again, and say goodbye to everyone while promising to return again soon. They wish you luck, and you head off.

After a few day's travel, you find yourself back in the Leaf once more, though your time should still be your own.

>A.Go home and relax

>B.Go to the Hokage's office

>C.Go see somebody (Specify)

>D.Other

>>47547426
>>B.Go to the Hokage's office

>>47547426
>>B.Go to the Hokage's office
I did a thing.

>>47547426
>B. See Boss Man.
"We need to talk."

>>47547426
>>B.Go to the Hokage's office

>>47547426
>>B.Go to the Hokage's office
Oops.

>>47547426
>B.Go to the Hokage's office
Lets get this shit over with

With Itachi first

>>47547426
>>B.Go to the Hokage's office
Open up with the phrase "Can we chat in private...I may have just jumped the gun".

>>47547426
>>47547490
Pretty much this. Start on the Sorry Boss I think I fucked up route to show we are aware we "may" have done something wrong rather than willful disobidiance.

>>47547426
>.Go to the Hokage's office

>>47547535
Easier to say sorry then ask for permission.

>>47547426
>B.Go to the Hokage's office
"Hey, so, hypothetically, how much shit would I be in if I just got engaged in a common law marriage to the Tsuchikage? The new one, the pretty girl, not the old guy."

>>47547555
bad habit our ours aint it, act first then do the paperwork. So long as we really push the "Have I ever let you down" angle we may be ok.

>>47547426
>Inb4
>Itachi: "Took you long enough."

>>47547565
>>47547342
>>47547273
If he is cool with it, Theory confirmed.

>>47547599
He probably will say something like this, regardless of whether he chews us out or not. Itachi like his deadpan.

>>47547599
Guys... Since the first hokage gave us that amazing chakra control power up does that mean we have perfect safe mode now?

>>47547639
It wasn't a permanent boost.

>>47547639
Probably not. It was mostly temporary even if we've retained some permanent gains. Still, we have our Impact Sage Cloak, and that's better than normal Sage Mode. It's less that we've never mastered senjutsu and more that we've gone off on our tangent based on its principles. We've made our own apotheosis.

>>47547666
But it did give us a minor boost

>>47547599
"I didn't need my sharingan eyes to see that she was lusting for you like Anko does food."

>inb4 Itachi says he's not angry, he'll just look down and sigh "Im just disappointed"

>>47547583
Kon Karagowa is a loose cannon shinobi, on the edge of the will of fire!

He shoots kunais into mob bosses first and asks questions later.

Tenten's gonna be there, isn't she.

>>47547732
Every girl who liked us willl be there.

>>47547720
>Itachi sees Kon as Shisui
>Hearing Itachi say that makes Kon depressed as fuck

>>47547731
I swear thats gonna bite us in the ass someday and when we are confronted Kon will be like "I killed who? Whats a Gato? its a food right"
I mean in canon Zabuza did it so no one to blame since he died, but in the AU a Leaf nin did it...

>>47547720
>Boss was a Kon x Tenten shipper.

>>47547757
So just Tenten and Kuro then? How'd she get here before us?

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>>47547443
>>47547453
>>47547455
>>47547457
>>47547466
>>47547472
>>47547490

You need to go see the Hokage. You have a lot you need to talk about.

You make your way to his office, and find the elders, Homura and Koharu inside. Just the two people you didn't want to see yet. You also see Sasuke within, talking to his brother.

"Are you sure you want to get back to work already?" the Hokage asks. "Neji adamantly refused to rest as well, but I forced him to take a break. I don't want you over working yourself."

"It's fine." Sasuke insists. You see that he's started to let some of his bangs fall in front of his left eye, probably to block his Rinnegan. "I'll be much more relaxed out doing missions, I think. It's not like there's anything crazy going on right now, anyway."

"I suppose." Itachi replies. "Alright. I'll get something together for you by tomorrow."

Sasuke thanks his brother, then greets you briefly on his way out. You enter, then address the Hokage.

"Lord Itachi, can I have a word with you?" you ask. "In private?"

Itachi nods to the elders, who leave the room.

As Itachi waits for you to speak, you catch his gaze. Only one of his eyes works now, but his stare still pierces through your heart like a cold spike of ice. You've seen him make this gaze before, but never at you. It disturbs you.

"Well, Kon?" the Sixth asks, his voice as stoic as ever. "Care to explain yourself?"

>Write-in

>>47547799
>Write-in
I asked Kurotsuchi to marry me. But since she was going to be and now is the new Tsuchikage I had to make concessions with their Elders, which I accepted. Forgot to ask you about it though, wasn't really thinking.

>Explain the current arrangement.

>>47547799
Pretty much something like >>47546861 and>>47546950 while trying to not look like a giant prick

On a side note, Itachi got kinda fucked because of the war huh

>>47547799
My Lord have I ever let you down? Have I ever before given you reason to doubt me or my loyalty. I took an opportunity to increase the Leaf's standing with the stone than ever before, with our closeness to the stone and now this the entire western boarder is secure from unaligned greater nations, By doing this we are trading a “chance” at my bloodline for the most secure alliance we can get, a direct connection to the Tsuchikage, freed up a large amount of man power and finally given our angle the Leaf is now at the head of a forming Superstate. On the side of my bloodline, we will be able to bargain with it, the Stone has tipped their hand admitting to a talent drain, they need this so we can get something out of them for it. I am a Leaf Ninja, I will always be one, I will die one. Have I ever failed you before Itachi?

Pretty sure that covers all we mentioned in >>47546950

>>47547799
"I...might have gotten...a little excited. Also, Kurotsuchi is the new Tsuchikage...the Iwa elders say that, due to her position, marriage is off the table. For now, at least. But they are more than willing to accommodate a relationship, and won't pressure her to marry for political reasons. I think...Kuro and I are both okay with this. But I, uhm...I got all excited and mighta run off before uhm...checking with you...you know this...uh..."
>Maximum spaghetti

>>47547799
But sir its
>Current Year

but seriously
>>47547900
this sums it up. Maybe do add that we are really sorry we acted to fast, we know we fucked up, and holy shit word travels fast.

>>47547799
I was thinking with my dick sir.

Sorry.

>>47547942
>word travels fast.
nah man leaf too stronk

>>47547970
>>47547942
Laze was Itachi following us with the Third's magic crystal ball thing?

>>47547799
>I...haven't had a chance to really do anything for me, sir. Since the...Sand exams, when they went for the seven tails, I've been putting pressure on myself to just get the job done, and set my personal life aside for it just far enough that I'd still have friends when it was over. And now that it's over...I feel like I can do things to make myself happy. And so I did. And I didn't really think it through before I did. And I'm sorry, sir.

>>47548003
oooooooohhhhhh fuuuuuucckkk (atleast he knows we are loyal)

>>47548003
he pretty much could taste the thirst that Kuro had for Konwasnt that hard really

>>47547799
Admit we jumped the gun and assure him of loyalty, point out all the things the post above have mentioned, this is the dawn of the Leaf led/dominated Superstate! LEAF STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE, maybe add that we think our only external value outside is our blood and we felt we needed to use it for the leafs benefit.

>>47547799
>the other posts nail it but add in

My lord...I fucked up, I'm ready for whatever reprimand that comes my way, shall I walk myself to the cells?

>>47548102
Nah

>>47547799
Five bucks says he's not disappointed with us because of any political issues but just because we didn't let Tenten down gently before we went off to Iwa. "Kon, you cad!"

>>47548221
>Not because he now owes Sauce 2000 ryo.

>>47548221
>Kon you fuken nobhead why'd say shit to weap chick but just casted that shit aside just cuz youre dick was hard?

on another side of things Prevy Sage is gonna have quite the source material for a book.

im pretty sure Tenten will just be best, best Leaf buddy, hell romance wa snever her deal anyways, we can still carry on as normal. We are still great pals...unless the Elders have another idea.

>>47548314
It's going to sting a little bit for her, but at least she hasn't had any feelings for too long. It'll take some time before it's back to best buds again, but it should be doable.

>>47548221
>>47548257
> You made me lose money. I have no problem with you marrying the Tsuchikage, but because of your action i am now 2000 ryo less rich. I banish you from the Leaf!

And that's the story of how Kon founded the Neo Akatsuki so he could win 2000 bucks to pay Itachi back.

>>47548351
I hope so to anon. Besides we can help her with weapons and shit, kids would get in the way (trying to stay positive)

>>47548365
That fucking greentext almost made me shit myself

>>47546035
>holy shit our cousin just invented guns, gg ninja world.

>>47548498
actually that shit could have serious ramifications now i think about it.

>>47548365
>Kon must now team up with the ghost of Kakuzu to raise enough money to pay him back.
>Each money making scam they attempt ends in hilarious failure.

I'd follow that quest.,

>>47548498
Guns that only her clan can use. It's powered by Explosion chakra, she'd need to make a bunch of refinements before it could be used by anyone. So more like "gg ninja world of thirty years into the future".

>>47548498
not really, give them a week and it will be just as useless as normal shuriken

It just makes a big noise is all

>>47548520
I didn't know until now how much i wanted this.

..Laze is writing alot...oh god we're in trouble

>>47548643
Laze likes his speeches.

>>47548649
To be fair, so do we.

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You take a moment to compose yourself, thinking of what to say.

"My Lord, have I ever let you down?" Have I ever given you a reason to doubt me or my loyalty?" you begin. "I may have jumped the gun, yes, but I took an opportunity to increase the Leaf's standing with the Stone higher than ever before. Now the Leaf is set to be at the head of a forming superstate, with control over the nearly entire central continent. The Stone even admitted to having a talent drain, so we can use my bloodline to bargain. I know I made a mistake by acting so quickly, and I am sorry, but I am a Leaf ninja and will always be one. Have I ever failed you before, Lord Itachi?"

Itachi closes his eyes, and is silent for a moment. He then opens them suddenly, and you see his remaining Mangekyou Sharingan looking you right in the eye. You feel a familiar sensation. Itachi's Tsukuyomi genjutsu. You feel strange, as the world around you seems to twist and rotate, while you stay in the exact same spot. It's very disorienting, but the Hokage is still right in front of you, looking you straight in the eye.

>Continued

>>47548770
OH SHIT.

>>47548770
FUCK, I'LL PAY THE FUCKING 2000!
We're fucked.

>>47548770
fug

>>47548770

"Some may consider a ninja with a kekkei genkai that chooses not just to not pass it on within his village, but exclusively to another village, as a traitor." the Sixth begins. "That position is not entirely unfounded. I know you didn't grow up as a member of a clan with a kekkei genkai, so you don't give it quite the weight it deserves, but you can't just go making these decisions of your own accord. I thought I could trust you to handle yourself, because you were my friend. My chief confidant. You reminded me of Shisui. A man who lived, breathed, and died for his village. I have only ever tried to live up to his ideal, and I thought you would do the same. You saved my life, and I won't forget it. But I can't allow you to go over my head like this. You serve the village, it does not serve you. I got married and had a child so that I could strengthen the next generation of Leaf shinobi. I try to keep my wife and child happy so that they will contribute everything they have to this village, and go on to do the same as I have. Everything I do is for the village. I understand your point, and even want to agree somewhat. Having the heir to the Tsuchikage be your child is indeed a great opportunity. It will give us huge pull in their village. But what of the future? You have a powerful bloodline, Kon. What if one day there is an entire clan of users in the Stone, all extremely proficient? Enough to outmatch the Leaf's strength? A longshot, I know. I doubt very much that it could happen, and we would both be long dead if it did. But you are taking that chance. You are putting that risk on the village, however small. Your legacy may very well be to make the Stone more powerful. If that happens, and not a trace of you remains in the Leaf, could you truly call yourself a Leaf ninja?"

>Continued

>>47548770
OH GOD HE SEES US!

>>47548826
Itachi's Shadowrun Fag was right, We should have listened.

>>47548826
I KNEW IT, YOU NIGGERS. WE SHOULD'VE ASKED HIM FIRST. BUT NO, WE HAVE TO GET THE WAIFU RIGHT FUCKING AWAY.

>>47548826

"Carrying the Will of Fire means to pass it on to the next generation, and as wielder of a kekkei genkai, you have a greater burden than most. And you are choosing not to pass on everything that you can to the future generation of Leaf ninja. You are denying them. And you do it on a whim."

The pressure is intense, as you work yourself up to reply.

>Write-in

Also breaking for dinner

Back in a while

>>47548872
>I thought you were my dog. Fight me IRL itachi, my nigga kiba will back me up at least he believes in true love.

ITT:We realized that we fucked up royally

>>47548770
>>47548826
>>47548872
>I've missed the last couple of threads
>Speed-run them to catch up
>Come in to this

Whelp, hope you guys have a good response to this, because if not, I fully expect a kekkei genkai breeding program to be forcefully introduced in Konoha.

>>47548872
So is this your way of implying we should suggest harem end with Tenten? It covers the bases. We have a strong bloodline, and 10/10 is vanilla with supreme talent. If we told Kuro "Well, it's two wives, or Itachi locks me in a dream prison for eternity", I feel like she would understand. That said I really don't like the idea all that much.

>>47548872
God damn, he's super salty about losing that bet.

>>47548894
For once I'm glad you're doing dinner/eating errands. This is one hell of a pickle.

>>47548872
>Write-in
Yep I fucked up

I accept whatever punishment you have for me

>>47548872
Stare right back into his eyes, Lord Itachi everything I do I do for the Leaf, clan names, my name, if i'm forgot none of that matters, if the Leaf forgets I exist none of that matter. I will do everything in my power to secure the future of this village.

Your right, i never grew up in a clan, but my bloodline desn't have to be denied to the leaf, there are way, such as with Orochimaru's help we could do something, my bloodline is going to thrive in the Leaf one way or another, plus onlt the Leaf is getting this Technique (gesture to our arm guards).

Clans mean nothing to me sire, the only thing that matters is the village. If the Stone should ever rise up to fight us I will correct what i've done myself.

(still thinking of more)

>>47548826
>>47548851
I told you fuckers. I told you they don't give a shit about us beyond what we can give them.

>>47548987
He's salty enough to fill an ocean.

Two Broke Ninjas starring Kon and the Ghost of Kakuzu when?

>>47549029
I'd watch a sitcom about that.

>>47549029
Is that shit gonna be like TFS with nappa and vegeta?

Except Nappa is the one with the stick up his ass

>>47548872
>>47549000
>checked

but also this, it's the closest thing we have so far, plus it draws us closer to Shisui for Itachi point.

>>47548872

>>47549000
Supporting this bit, will decide on the next bit if anon posts something

>>47548872
"You probably shouldn't have done so much to set us up then, Itachi. You were practically playing matchmaker. Did you think nothing would come of that? That you could use the attraction between one of your ninja and the Tsuchikage's granddaughter to aid your diplomatic efforts, then terminate it whenever it ceases to be convenient? And you accuse me of acting on a whim. Now, I have been very reasonable about this. I made no commitments that weren't contingent on your authorization. If you disapprove of this, then so be it, I shall accept your ruling. But I ask that if you do, that you treat me like an adult who knew what he was getting into rather than an unruly child. You owe me that much."

>>47548872
Spill all of Italy's spaghetti.

"Well what do you want me to do?! Break it off with Kurotsuchi?! Knock somebody up in the leaf village?! Get a vasectomy?! WHY IS YOUR EYE SO SCARY?!"

Then break out of the genjutsu by crying like a little bitch, making Itachi super awkward.

Please don't use this.

>>47548872
>>47549000
supporting this

"that's implying I'm not going to pass it down in the leaf" we're aiming for that harem end

>>47548872
>Actually, I planned for this. A few months after I learned about my kekkei genkai, I left a scroll with sealed DNA samples hidden in my house. Something to be found in the event of my death. I'm not too concerned about my DNA being used to pass my kekkei genkai onto the village. I've got no clan pressure to prevent the spread of it. If you want that scroll, it's yours. The village can have my DNA. And with Orochimaru and Kabuto on...whatever sort of terms they're on, you should have no problem reproducing my bloodline. On the other hand, Kurotsuchi has not one, but two kekkei genkai of her own, with a strong potential for her grandfather's Dust release. It's entirely possible that adding my own into the mix will not lead to any such passing on of my kekkei genkai, after it's intermingled with the melting pot that is her lineage. Our children will be powerful, of that there is no doubt. But I do not think my release will spread quite so quickly as you seem to think it will. Besides, if it did work like that, then in a few generations we'll end up with every Konoha ninja having a Sharingan in one eye, a byakugan in the other, with Yamanaka mind-whammy genjutsu, Nara and Akimichi Yin-yang jutsu, all of them monkey or cat or hawk or whatever sages, and all of them enhanced by the fruits of the rather questionable research of Orochimaru and Kabuto. Even if somehow we did lose my kekkei genkai to Iwa, the Leaf would still be the strongest.

>>47549093
Absolutely this. We're being used, with no consideration given to what we've done. And some of the anons want to just roll over and accept it. Grow a spine.

>>47548826
make a speach about how we don't need to be called a Leaf ninja, spit on my grave if you must, but I will not stop until I make the leaf the strongest nation and the Leader of the ninja world, The Leaf with grow and lead the emerging superstate, the Leaf will become the greatest, and when I finally die, then my time is up ill entrust it to the next generation.

>>47548872
"On a whim? On a whim Itachi? Really? I thought you knew me better than that. This is important to me, don't you devalue that by treating me like some fucking child. I sacrificed and fought for this village my entire life. I shouldn't have to tell you my contributions. For once in my life I ask to be a little selfish, to find some happiness and you throw this at me? If my bloodline is what's really important to you, you can have it. I'll give you my DNA, free of charge. And if the Stone ever rises to fight us, I will fight with Leaf as I always have. But I've made my decision."

>>47549143
I swear to god if you fuckers end up like those faggot fanfics with naruto rebelling against the leaf like a edgy bitch I will choke a fucking dog with barbed wire

>>47549093
>>47549168
Supporting these two.

>>47548872
And I will pass it on to my children. As much as they will be from the Stine they will also be from the Leaf. Our heir will stay in the Stone and our next will travel with me to and from the Leaf.

>>47549196
Not our fault Itachi is going full mind-control the second we do something he doesn't 100% approve of.

>>47549093
holy shit please no it'll lessen his opinion of us even more, we trusted us to remain professional, hell he admitted he was tempted not to send us for this exact reason the first time.

>>47549218
We're not the one threatening to mind control someone with the sharingan right off the bat. If only one of us is being professional it sure isn't Itachi.

>>47548872
>Lord Itachi, are you saying that war with the stone is truly so likely? You're having one of your most loyal ninja go to Iwa, seduce and influence the Tsuchikage, and make the entire nation a steadfast ally for this and the next generation. I've spoken to the Elders, they are looking at any prospective children Kurotsuchi and I have to inherit her title. Such children will, you can be assured, favor the Leaf in any future negotiations so long as we don't sour them. You're not losing a Kekkei genkai, because I am more than willing to submit as many DNA samples as Research wants, and even if that didn't work you'd be gaining a much more valuable asset; Iwagakure's lasting goodwill, an assurance that the alliance we've forged with the Hidden Stone in this war won't simply fade away. So long as I live, you can count on Iwa as an ally.

>>47549218
Yeah, the first time. Then all the times after that he was all "Alright, Kon hit it off with the Tsuchikage's granddaughter, I can use this."

>Say fuck it and make Kon sterile and laugh in his face about the blood line thing

Fuck you, I'm going to adopt.

You know how many orphans exist now? I can have as many kids as I fucking want.

>>47548872
My name could be dirt, my bloodline lost to the ages, I will serve and strengthen the Leaf until the gods themselves have to come down and rip me from this world. The Stone remembers that too, should they defy us I shall have no qualms in ending what I have begun.

>>47549059
>>47549036
I wonder what Kakuzu would say about our girl problems

And gee, is Itachi's approach to everything to Tsukuyomi people into obedience?

>>47549337
Worked really well so far

>>47549283
then add, and after I die, the next Tsuchikage will be of joint blood, the first of their kind. They will lead the stone right into our court. Blood runs thicker than water.

[Kon Crusader Kings now]

>>47549337
Well, it would probably be pretty misanthropic jabs at our naivety and willingness to trust two women, one of whom is from an on-again-off-again enemy village while the other seems completely unaware of emotions until shit starts to get real.

>>47549360
Indeed. Well, fuck, we need one of those magic eyes, you know?

Shouldn't we point out that being super patriotic to one's village is the exact opposite reason why we won the war?

Kon is not just a Leaf Shinobi, he is a Shinobi of All Nations. He is a cult of personality, a symbol, an icon.

He may have been born of the Leaf, but he is a child of the world.

We're all connected, what one village does, effects all. Working on the bigger picture means not just concerning ourselves with the wellfare of one village, or even all of them. We look over the welfare of the entire planet.

Srsly. We helped killed a god. This petty 'romance' nonsense is beneath us, and waaay below Itachi. I think White Zetus is influencing him.

> I thought I could trust you to handle yourself, because you were my friend. My chief confidant
Fuck that hurt. wait he said..."were" oh no. fuck get his trust back fuck Itachi noooooo, he's like our big scary older brother!

>>47549378
Sounds awesome. Better than what everyone else said.
Guys, i think we made a mistake killing Kakuzu.

>>47548872
"If you wish for me to end the relationship with Kurotchui, then say so and I will do it. I only ask that you let me do it of my own free will, and not by the power if your Sharingan."

>>47549389
...no anon...just no.

>>47549442
Seriously, Kakuzu has some good advice as long as he isn't getting paid to fuck you over.

>>47549442
go find his body and shove a robotic heart in there? see if he reboot

>>47549389
Nah man we like captain america with the leaf and shit

New version doesnt count shut up

>>47549460
This romance shit is bullshit.

It got us in trouble with our boss.

Going to vote to end it asap.

>>47549486
Hail Hydra

>>47549460
It's a better response than rolling over and hoping we don't get tsukuyomi'd because Itachi didn't approve.

>>47549486
Hail Hydra!

>>47549498
you do know the mind control eye is gone right...

>>47549563
You do know he just genjutsu'd us, right?

>>47548872
Pro strats Itachi.

Threatening and alienating your top ninja when a situation crops up that honestly has more pros than cons because of bloodline that can easily be solved.

I'm glad all that trust accumulated throughout the years amounted to nothing once something doesn't go by your playbook.

I agreed with you guys on the growing a spine bit. No matter what we gotta partially open both our eyes and stare back at itachi. Show him we mean business.

>>47549563
>You feel a familiar sensation. Itachi's Tsukuyomi genjutsu.

>>47549571
>>47549584

yeah...in a jutsu that lets him slow time to a crawl where he may torture us, chat with us or whatever. While im pretty sure we can't we may be able to escape it. we aint even tried yet.

the Mind "Control" is a different thing

Kon just needs to open his own eyes for once and stare back at Itachi to know we're being srs.

>>47548872
"This isn't about the Leaf, and you know it. You're scared, Itachi. Scared that you're going to lose another friend like you lost Shisui. Because you've been alone for a long time. Between mind-controlling your family and having them shun you after you dropped the control, you've had very few people there for you. It's me, Neji, Shizune, and only recently Sasuke. And now you hear 'Kon wants to have a relationship outside the village' and you get frightened that means you won't see me again. That I'll be gone all the time, that I'll leave you just like Shisui did. It's a pretty interesting parallel, isn't it? He went off to do something without consulting you first, for the sake of strengthening the village, and then he died. So now I go and do something on my own initiative that can benefit us, and you can't even think logically about it, you're too scared it will happen again. Well, grow up. I'm not going to leave you, Itachi. I'm not just loyal to the village, I'm loyal to you. You're my friend, and no outside influence is going to change that. The only thing that will stop this friendship is you, acting rashly like this, because you're afraid to say what you really feel."

>>47548872
If Ten-Ten is happy with it I would more than happily marry her and have. Failing that you have Orochimaru and Kabuto on hand to extract some cells for sue if need be.

>>47549616
Oh god, no.

No to all of this.

>>47549584
Tsukuyomi's the amplified illusion jutsu, the outright mind control one is Kotoamatsukami. He only had access to that through Shisui's eye, which he's since destroyed.

>>47549616
OH FUCK NO

>>47549616
i'm ok with us, bring the friendship bit at the end in. Mention we are his friend, he has seen our actions and right now he's pretty much in our head, he knows we would sooner burn the world to the ground than betray the Leaf.

>>47549616
Just

Fuck no

>>47549616
This is actually really good.... Kon needs to OPEN HIS EYES AT HIM THO. SERIOUS KON

Open our eyes at Itachi...that I can get behind.

>>47548872
I vote to agree with him, no idea why people are on the Kuro bandwagon to begin with.

>>47549971
Most of the quest had it building up to this?

Even if you don't like it, that's what happened.

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>>47549755
>Doesn't open eyes during every fight he's ever had.
>Opens his eyes cause he wants to get his dick wet.

>>47550009
True love anon. It's the most powerful force in anime.

>>47549994
I thought most of the quest had it building up between him and Tenten? Just anons flip their shit when we meet a forward woman who shows interest.

>>47550009
I was more nagling it as a show of loyalty, not fighting, not our dick, so we can truly look him in the eye and let him know we will anything to ensure Leaf is on top and that no matter what we have to do we will ensure this fact.

>>47550045
What? It was an initial crush but nothing came of it so most people moved on. It's not really 'building up' if it's forgotten about and then brought up at the last minute.

We reading the same quest?

>>47550045
yeah pretty much

but now I guess Kons gonna live like a miserable git

>>47550045
You are 200 percent correct. Past snobs were beta as fuck and refused to confess to tenten when we had several chances

You take a deep breath, then look Itachi straight in the eye with a gaze of your own.

"On a whim, Lord Itachi?" you begin. "I'm not a child, I knew what I was getting into, and I'd like to be treated like an adult. I made no commitments that weren't contingent on your authorization, and if you disapprove of it, I shall accept your ruling. But I am a ninja of the Leaf that has fought his entire life for this village. And if it ever came to the Leaf fighting with the Stone, I would stand with the Leaf to the end. One decision made for my own happiness shouldn't overshadow all my contributions. If it's my bloodline you really want, you can have it. I'm sure Orochimaru or Kabuto could do something. But I've made my decision and I still think it can be best for the Leaf. You know I put the village above all else."

Your eyes stay locked for a while, then Itachi sighs.

"I don't doubt your devotion to the village, Kon, but your foresight." the Sixth tells you. "I know that whatever you chose to do, you would do it to benefit the Leaf to the fullest. But you are reckless. This genjutsu of mine was just an attempt to humble you a bit. If only you had come to me first, I could have talked about this as your friend rather than your superior. But I never had any intention to control your decision. While I would like for your kekkei genkai to propagate within the Leaf one way or another, I won't stop you from seeing the Tsuchikage. I want you to be happy, too. I just wanted you to know exactly what choice you were making, in the event that you had in fact acted without consideration. But it was pointless. You have the Leaf's best interest in mind as much as ever. I'm sorry I took things this far. I will choose to trust you again, as I have. I know you won't let anything come between you and serving the village. I leave it to you."

You feel everything go back to normal, as Itachi's sharingan disappears.

>A.You're still mad

>B.Apologize

>C.Just leave

>D.Other

>>47550106
>B.Apologize
>I was reckless and riding high off of victory, I apologize Itachi.

>>47550106
>A.You're still mad
>B.Apologize
We mad yes, but we also fucked up by jumping the gun so we kinda deserved it

>>47550106
>>C.Just leave

>>47550106
>>B.Apologize
Sorry for running off ahead like that and thank you for being magnanimous.

>>47550079
Nothing came of it, because as it was established Tenten was busy becoming a shinobi, like we were. We never confronted her either, until the fucking day of war.

>>47550088
Yeah, meh, guess no chance with Tenten now anyway, her being second choice and all.

>>47550106
>>B.Apologize

>>47550106
>B.
>I just wanted to make sure that we would have a chance, but you're right, Lord Itachi, I flew off and that wasn't right. I hope we can put this behind us and that I won't abuse your trust so carelessly again.

>>47550106
>B.Apologize
>D.Other
"I'm sorry, too. I didn't realize how...involved a conversation I was going to be getting myself into when I went to visit Kurotsuchi. It was foolish of me, to underestimate the stakes involved. If I had realized, I would have come to you. You're my friend, Itachi, even if you weren't my superior officer I would want your advice in handling something that important."

>>47550167
>Nothing came of it, because as it was established Tenten was busy becoming a shinobi, like we were. We never confronted her either, until the fucking day of war.

I understand that. That's why nothing was 'building up' to it. That's on us, but in character it seemed like Kon moved on and got interested in Kuro. And that relationship actually got nurtured over most of the quest.

Call it like I see it.

>>47550106
>A.You're still mad
>>leave

>>47550106
>B.Apologize
Itachi, your my supirior, my commrade but above all your may friend.

Shake his hand or bro fist or pat him on the back or something.

I won't make you worry again, and by the way thank you for the Shisui compliment, i'm flattered.

>A.You're still mad
wanna get a hit on me sir? Lighten the mood a bit. How about A drink your supposed to be taking it easy and im willing to bet my stupid move stressed ya out, come on ill grab you a drink.

>>47550192
Meh, we'll just have to disagree, not that bothered by either outcome especially.

So does anyone see this as an opening to give 10/10 kids as well?

>>47550286
No

>>47550286
No

>>47550106
>>47550197
these, let him know we wont fail him again.

>>47550286
while in theory yes...unless Tenten comes right up to us and asks for it and is ok with all that entails..it aint gonna happen.

>>47550106
>B.Apologize

>>47550286
That's entirely up to her.

I can't wait for Kawaki to ruin everything.

>>47550122
>>47550147
>>47550157
>>47550180
>>47550185
>>47550188
>>47550197

You feel tiny pangs of anger lapping at the corners of your mind, but you calm yourself. It was partially your fault.

"I'm also sorry, Lord Itachi." you say. "I really should have talked to you first, but I underestimated how serious that meeting was going to get. It's my mistake. Even above your advice as my superior, I value your advice as my friend, sir. I won't let you down again."

You extend your hand to the Hokage, and he shakes it, his usual smile returning.

"I know you won't, Kon." the Sixth replies. "Now, you're still on leave from saving the world, aren't you? Enough of stressing out here, go relax. That is advice as both your superior and friend. Don't you worry about the elders, I will handle matters with them myself."

You finish your handshake, then say goodbye to the Hokage as you make to leave.

>A.Say something before you go (Write-in)

>B.Go home to rest

>C.Go see someone (Specify)

>D.Go somewhere (Specify)

>E.Other

>>47550382
>up to Laze

Fixed you.

>>47550286
Kon already has the best bitch. Why must he step down?

>>47550427
>>C.Go see someone (Specify)
FUCKING KONAHAMARU and also summon Enma to thank him for all the training he gave us.

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>>47550440

>>47550460
Different opinions on girls isn't bait anon.

>>47550440
Didn't we just fucking have a almost-got-mind-raped-session because we need to put our fucking bloodline in the leaf among other shits?

>>47550427
Yeah, I like this idea.>>47550458. Let's go find Konohamaru, tell him some cool stories about fighting ninja-God and killing the ninja-Devil, then get a bunch of fruit so we can summon Enma and Sarujizo for a big thank you.

>>47550427
>A. Oh, that reminds me. The Iwa Elders laid out some terms for mine and Kurotsuchi's...thing. No marriage, though it is a possibility further down the line (which I wholeheartedly intend to make possible once the old shits croak), but beyond that I'm pretty much free to come and go as I see fit, so long as I don't interfere in her duties. I hope you won't ask me to abuse this trust, especially considering the potential benefits such an alliance offers.

>>47550427
>>C.Go see someone (Specify)
TenTen)

Let her know she lost.

>>47550427
>>C.Go see someone (Specify)
Seeing Konahamaru would be nice

>>47550482
Give our DNA to Kabuto.

Never though I'd say that.

>>47550482
So you want to cuck Kurotsuchi? Sorry, I don't support that shit.

>>47550427
>>A.Say something before you go (Write-in)
Give him the terms the Stone Elders gave us if he doesn't already know. See if the Leaf Elders are okay with it.

>>47550511
We really need to put a clan with our bloodline in the leaf m8

>>47550510
Kabuto sounds less like a fucking psycho in this AU but that should still be a last resort

>>47550458
Supporting.
laze make it easier on us by having konahamaru at asumas house so we can tell them both about our interaction with the third hokage

>>47550427
Lets go see lil bro, quite a few stories for him. We can also thank the Monkey's and stuff. i think we can also find out how our monkey mask bro is doing back there, he gettin a reward or something?

>>47550555
Konoha is already the home to most of the overpowered clans. How would Kon having babies with one girl tip the balance?

>>47550604
Impact is pretty damn broken when used right. It at least needs to be in both Leaf and Stone.

>>47550585
If by reward, you mean "load of monkey sex", then yes.

I have a very bad idea.

What if we just found our own village?

>>47550617
There is only one thing to do: We have to marry the two villages. Ceremony and everything.

>>47550604
>Kon's Children inherit Both of Kuro's Kekki Genkais, Kon's Impact, and Kon's Cousins abilities.
>And so will EVERY member of their lines from that point on.

>>47550663
As you said anon. That is a very bad idea.

>>47550585
>>47550622

If Enma ever dies or retires, he will for sure be next in line for being Monkey King.

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>>47550665
And to solidify the marriage. Both Kage's must wrap a Leaf around Rock. Like pic related.

>>47550673
Explosion Release mixed with Impact Release to create shaped explosions and explosion constructs. Deidara is getting one hell of a boner from, well, hell.

>>47550673
Well, if Hinata and Sausage have babies they will develop OP shit like Gentle Susanoo.

>>47550719
>Deidara's dick gets so big and hard that it reaches 2 circles higher of hell that he currently is locked in

>>47550737
>Sauce's Son ends up with Kon's Daughter.
>Goddamn it Hiashi!

>>47550458
>>47550485
>>47550503
>>47550563
>>47550585

Before you leave, you make sure Itachi knows the exact terms that were laid out for you. Once that's done, you head out to find Konohamaru. You've got plenty of stories to tell.

After looking around for a bit, you find him in front of the academy, with the rest of his team. The three young Chunin are all marveling at their teacher's arm.

"So this will let you use Wood Release?" Udon asks. "That's so cool."

"Yes, well, not without much practice." Ebisu says, adjusting his glasses. "But I'm sure with my technical skill, I could figure it out. Wouldn't that be a sight to see?"

"You're so lucky, Ebisu sensei!" Moegi says. "I wish I could do that."

"I wouldn't be so jealous if I were you." Ebisu warns. "I very well thought I was going to die at one point. It would have been for the village, so I wouldn't have any regrets, but it is a sobering thought. I just know that since I have both lived and received this arm, I will continue to support the Leaf."

Konohamaru looks aside, and sees you approach.

"Hey bro, long time no see!" he waves at you, smiling. "I hear you did awesome during the war!"

>A.Tell them all about it

>B.Ask about something (Write-in)

>C.Other

>>47550774
>Kon and Kiashi play Crusder kings together on weekends. Shits cash

Sorry guys, more errands

Give me a while longer

>>47550774
>Gentle Explosion-Impact Susanoo.
Oh no.

>>47550797
>>A.Tell them all about it

>>47550797
>>A.Tell them all about it
nah not really, battled the third Raikage, madara, the bunny goddess of the moon you know trivial things. But you know whom else I met again? The Third, wanna hear about it?

>>47550797
>>A.Tell them all about it
>>47550814
Errands, ect, ect, ect.

>>47550797
>A.Tell them all about it

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>>47550797
>>A.Tell them all about it

>>47550774
>'All According To Keikaku' intensifies

>>47550797
>A.Tell them all about it
"I killed the source of all the world's sin. I think I might be Buddha, now."

>>47550872
"Just don't kill me if we meet on the road."

>>47550774
>they see one another in the street
>walk towarss one another standing facing opersite ways in the street
>"I see your child has married my grandchild Kon"
>"So it seems"
>...
>......
>Both burst out laughing
>"Ah man you had me going there Hiashi"
>"I know right"
>"man I can't believe we pulled this shit off"
>"Still keen for beers on friday"
>"fuck yeah man"

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>>47550836
>Have a nam flashback cuz we made Kagura cry by taking advantage of her motherly instinct and we saw her breaking down
>Right in front of us

>>47550797
>A.Tell them all about it

>>47550899
I reckon that should have some weird effect on Kon, like he starts hearing her weeping from time to time when he looks at the moon, or can feel her arms around him. Some weird lasting effect.

>>47550816
All we need then is to is add a Uzumaki or Senju to the bloodline. Then we Conquer the Bunny people. For Humanity.

>>47550899
Might be interesting to ask kakashi to kamui us to the kaguya realm. We might be able to talk to her through her moon.

>>47551206
No, that's a terrible idea. Let her rot.

>>47551250
Oh, but Orochimaru doesn't get to.

>>47551281
Dindu nuffin

So... any ideas on what to say when we talk to Tenten next?

>>47551281
I was against that. But even so, Orochimaru won't try to kill the entire species of he somehow gets let out of his prison by accident. Best to keep people far away from Kaguya, just in case.

>>47551206
"Hey Kakashi, could you get the other sharingan eye surgically implanted so we can teleport to the realm of the goddess who almost killed everybody so I can maybe chat with her in moon prison?"

Well he did let us carry him piggy-back all the way to the village just to race Guy and Lee, so maybe.

>>47551250
You're a horrible person

she hot tho

Say, don't we still have one of 10/10's teleport seals on us?

>>47551366
yes we do, also we can go talk to her after this maybe we'll see.

>>47551334
The truth, that over the past few years Kon fell for Kuro and they stared a relationship. It'll sting but I don't think it'll be too bad.

>>47551366
Yep, right on our back. She can teleport to Kon any time she wishes.

>>47551386

We should probably stop putting it off so it doesn't get worse then.

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You tell Konohamaru and his team all about your experience in the war, from leading the Third Division to defeating Kaguya. It's a lot to go over, and you're there for a while, but your audience remains attentive the whole time through. Konohamaru tears up a bit while you talk about the Third, as expected, but he looks glad to hear it. Eventually you make it all the way through your tale, and leave it to sink in.

"That's quite something, Kon." Ebisu says, after a bout of silence. "But I don't doubt you. I saw Sasuke fighting with my own eyes on that battlefield, and It was incredible. Your team has truly done more for the ninja world than anyone else."

Udon and Moegi recover from astonishment at your story to start spouting how cool you are, while Konohamaru just smiles.

"Yeah, that's my bro." he smirks. "Just saving the world, no big deal. But now I've got to follow up. This is gonna be tough."

>A.I'm sure your time will come

>B.You don't have to save the world or anything

>C.Say something else (Write-in)

>D.Leave to see someone else

>E.Other

>>47551413
What if she dresses in something lewd and summons us

>>47551432
>B.You don't have to save the world or anything
but if it's necessary
>A.I'm sure your time will come


then

>D.Leave to see someone else
ten ten

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Supporting

>>47551432
>>A.I'm sure your time will come
Also give praise to Ebisu and all the other brave Shinobi of the Leaf. Footsoldiers ain't bitches man.

>>47551432
>B.You don't have to save the world or anything
>C.Say something else (Write-in)
"Hopefully you'll be able to prove how awesome you are some other way. Because I really don't want to have another alien demigod come down from the moon to ruin our days."

Smash cut to Toneri, planning to ruin our day,

>>47551432
>A.I'm sure your time will come
>C.Say something else (Write-in)
"Not for a long time, though, I hope. I know you're awesome, but there's only so many legendary battles you can have per decade before they lose their impact. Anyway, I was going to get some fruit and summon Enma and Sarujizo to thank them for their help, you want to come with? You can bring your team if you want, impress the monkeys by showing them the badasses they're going to work along side once you start summoning them in battle."

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You admire Konohamaru's resolve to prove himself, but you feel the need to keep him grounded.

"I'm sure your time will come, Konohamaru." you assure him. "But you don't have to save the world or anything. You can prove yourself some other way. Like Ebisu and all the other brave shinobi of the Leaf. They proved themselves out there too. Anyway, I was going to get some fruit together and summon Enma and Sarujizo to thank them for their help. Want to join me?"

"Would I ever decline?" Konohamaru smirks. "Let's go."

You say goodbye to Ebisu, Udon, and Moegi, then go about getting some fruit at the market. Once you feel you've got together a decent spread, you summon them.

"Kon, you're looking well." Enma greets. "Sarujizo told me everything about the final battles. You've done an amazing job."

"The boss really outdid himself, huh?" Sarujizo chuckles. "Of course I've gotten to brag quite a bit myself."

You present the fruit, then thank them for all their help. The two monkeys stay and chat as they eat, and the four of you have a wonderful time. Eventually however, the sun starts to set, and you go your separate ways.

You head home, eat a nice dinner with your uncle, then head to bed, thinking about what to do tomorrow.

>End of Chapter 86

I would have kept going, but I'm getting tired. Sorry. Next thread tomorrow.

Twitter is @LazeQM

>>47551706
Good night, Laze. Sleep well.

>>47551706
So, since Kon isn't getting married formally, how many formal offers of marriage is he gonna have to deal with himself? Or just plain breeding requests? I'm sure some of the clans are gonna try things, if only for his release.

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May your Ebisu live long and prosper.

*salute*

>>47551706
How great is our chakra control now that the firsts influence has dimished? Could we still fly if we wanted to?

>>47551870
Wargle give us Gemma and Aoba... I need it!

>>47551850
I'm sure he'll be bothered a decent amount

>>47551870
I will make sure of it

>>47551881
You would probably have to practice a lot to be able to do it as easily as before, but you could

How did Itachi and the Elders know what had happened so damned fast?

Has Itachi Forgiven us Laze, we still his right hand man, Neji being his left?

>>47552029
Itachi has eyes everywhere. Real Ninja Shit

He has. Though he wasn't really that mad in the first place. He just broke out Tsukuyomi because that's the only thing he has over you, and he had to hammer in the "I am your boss" thing

>>47552075
So hows Kuro finding her first few days as a Kage? whats Tenten been up to while we've been about.

What are the jinchirikki up too.

>>47552075
He is our boss after all

>>47552148
Very exhausting.

She's been doing missions as usual

Most of them have returned to life as normal

Reminder that Deikida was Best Eugenics option and Best Politics option as we'd probably end up with a situation where we sent any explosion release kids back to the stone and then they'd send impact release back to leaf, so we'd basically be one family split across two villages, discouraging war as whoever started it would risk not insignificant desertion.