>>47653930
>Shitty horror movies.

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>>47653930
>Lord of the Rings.

>>47653930
>Shitty horror movies.

>>47653930
>Shitty horror movies

>>47653930
How you doin Strike? Also sucks that Anonkun went down while Eail was runnin his new quest.

>>47654104
Yeah it's a pain, I wonder why it went down?

>>47654133
Hell if I know, Hope it gets fixed soon though.

>>47654133
Kas.

Writing.


KASCOOOOOOODE!!!

You know if Eail's going to continue running today if it comes back up?

“Alright!” you declare as you clap your hands together. “We’re watching shitty horror movies. I don’t wanna sit here all night arguing.”

“Sweet.”

“I guess…”

“I’m glad we got that squared away, now, what do we watch?”

“Already said what I wanted to watch.” Trish says.

“Well… I do know one good one I watched with my mom a few years ago. It was super scary.”

>Zombie werewolves 5 (shitty)

>In the eye (slightly less shitty, ghosts)

>The Hold (Dwarven horror movie, fucking piss your pants scary, yuki’s recommendation.)

>Write-in? (Anything you can think of,the sillier the better. Add a description if you want.)

>>47654431
Maybe, it might depend on if he has work tomorrow.

>>47654547
>>Write-in? (Anything you can think of,the sillier the better. Add a description if you want.)

Zombieland 3 The Quest for the Ho-Hos.

>>47654547
>The Hold (Dwarven horror movie, fucking piss your pants scary, yuki’s recommendation.)
>Inb4 it's a Boatmurdered documentary

>>47654547
>>Zombie werewolves 5 (shitty)
>>47654559
I wish he'd go back to JAQ..and Brine'd come back for SAQ

>>47654547
>The Hold (Dwarven horror movie, fucking piss your pants scary, yuki’s recommendation.)

>>47654590
I still miss SWQ and Broly...

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>>47654728
Same, Broly a best.

Writing.

Roll me a 3d10 for how well you handle this movie.

Rolled 1, 10, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>47654811

Rolled 5, 8, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>47654811

>>47654811
Will Yuki and Trish also have to roll?
>>47654850
Not bad anon.

>>47654857
yep

Rolled 7, 8, 1 = 16 (3d10)

>>47654811
come on, For the Lord!

Rolled 9, 2, 10, 2 = 23 (4d10)

>>47654825
>>47654850
>>47654898
Not bad, not amazing rolling for Trish

>>47654968
For fucks sake Trish, Quit browsing /x/.

>>47654994
Wait never mind, She only got two passes like us.

Rolled 1, 5, 8 = 14 (3d10)

>>47654968
Trish remains un-phased

yuki's turn

>>47654968
HURRAY ANONKUN'S BACK STRIKE!

>>47655029
It's the sequence, she beat 9, you only beat 7.

And Yuki only beat 5, oh dear.

>>47655052
I saw.

Writing.

>>47655115
Yuki clinging to us in terror?

>>47655115
>And Yuki only beat 5, oh dear.
Pat pat.

Man this movie must be pretty spoopy, it's made strike scared to post it!

>Inb4 it's posted as I type this.

The three of you recline lazily on the couch as Trish ques up the movie on Netflix. You’ve never seen “The Hold” before, but supposedly it’s one of the scariest movies ever made. Dwarven cinema is pretty famous for its no nonsense approach and apparently this movie capitalized heavily on that. It starts off pretty normal, several dwarf teens go on a trip to an old abandoned Hold in the middle of nowhere. This is supposed to be scary? It’s just the same as human horror films, big tittied bimbos and all. Although you knew better than to take it at face value…

The movie seemed off, not just in tone but in the way it was filmed. Just the angles and the colors… it was all off-putting. The real kicker though, was the lack of jump scares, the movie used honest to God tension and dramatic build up. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t getting kind of scared. You take a look at your friends and see… That Trish isn’t bothered in the slightest, she’s watching it with great intensity, but she’s not scared. Yuki on the other hand is…. Terrified. She’s covering up the lower part of her face with a pillow and her ears are tilted backwards.

>…I thought you saw this before Yuki?

>Keep watching.

>Write-in?

>>47655743
>…I thought you saw this before Yuki?
>Pat pat

>>47655743
>…I thought you saw this before Yuki?
>Pet scared cousin

>>47655743
>…I thought you saw this before Yuki?
>Pat pat

Writing.

I forgot how quiet mondays are.

Alrighty, How against would people be about getting some iron tipped gloves or knuckledusters. I kinda want to go full on punk look with Amy. Nothing screams punk to me more than leather gloves with studded knuckles though.

>>47656025
No thanks, I'd rather not go for a punk look, Amy just doesn't scream punk to me, But getting some knuckle dusters would be okay if they are oni forged, And if you can find a legal pair.

>>47656025
Pretty heavily against it.

>>47656081
Since we can only get one Oniforged weapon for a loooong time, most people were leaning tetsubo or daisho.

>>47656104
Yeah, I think we should still get a tetsubo, Since if we're going to be fighting something dangerous enough that we have to use a weapon, We won't be in human form.

“I thought you’d seen this movie before Yuki?” You ask as you lean over Trish and rub your cousin’s head. You’re not entirely sure why you keep doing that… But it does seem to calm her down a little bit.

“I could hardly watch it the first time… I covered myself up and hid behind mom.” She tells you as she leans into your hand a bit more.

“Will you two be quiet? I’m trying to watch here.” Trish says, as the movie continues to play out. At this point there’s only the big tittied bimbo, her boyfriend and the black dwarf left. Which is weird, considering the black dwarf usually dies first. Well whatever. The atmosphere in the film continues to get darker and darker as the try to escape by any means necessary.

>Roll 3d10 for fear.

Rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8 (3d10)

>>47656185

>>47656149
tetsubo is the currently best choice for a first Oni weapon, but getting mundane weapons are still certainly on the list. Maybe we can take Trish and Yuki to a gun range sometime? It would be amusing to find out Trish has a hidden talent with small arms.

Rolled 1, 9, 3 = 13 (3d10)

>>47656185

Rolled 5, 5, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>47656185

Rolled 8, 2, 2 = 12 (3d10)

>>47656185
oof that first roll. I can't remember does that count as a crit fail? Or would it only be 3 straight 1's

>>47656222
Wow, Does that count for something special?

>>47656223
Critfail is when all three numbers in all three rolls fail to meet the difficulty.

>>47656222
We are decidedly meh about this movie.

>>47656222
A triple's gotta account for something, right?

>>47656235
It counts for us only being as scared as Yuki was, assuming Amy isn't more inherently fear-resistant (which she could be).

Rolled 5, 10, 7, 2 = 24 (4d10)

>>47656215
>>47656222
>>47656223
Oh dear, even with a crit you're scared

Rolling for Trish.

Inb4 Amy crits the fear roll.

>>47656252
Well, I mean, We are an oni?
>>47656264
Aw c'mon, No bonus against fear, I mean we are literally a japanese demon.

>>47656264
fookin Amy I swear she consorts with devils for these dice rolls.

>>47656222
Oh baby, trips with trips

>>47656279
I think you meant trish.

Rolled 9, 7, 3 = 19 (3d10)

>>47656264
This movie is fucking ridiculous, it managed to scare Trish.

Now for Yuki

>>47656296
I did in fact mean Trish I don't know why those words got replaced with each other.

>>47656314
Clearly we transferred our bravery to our cousin through headpats.

>>47656314
>She stopped watching and became headpats

>>47656329
Nah, She got a worse roll than Trish, She failed also.

>>47656314
Oh, she just missed it. That would've been funny.

Writing.

Errybody needs a blanket and a flashlight tonight!

>>47656370
I assumed it was more of a sliding scale than a static DC.

>>47656424
Always a static DC.

>>47656414
Nah, Cuddle pile tonight for safety, We're the big spoon, Yuki is the medium spoon, And Trish is small spoon.

Yuki was right! This movie is fucking scary, one minute they were just talking and then he was gone. The boyfriend was just FUCKING GONE. No music to give it away, no obvious jump out bullshit. You even hear Trish gulp. The rest of the movie starts to culminate towards a great scary ending as the black dwarf also disappeared, just leaving the bimbo. The end of the film has her moving down the first hallway of the film. She’s just done at this point, there’s no real emotion left on the character’s face as she walks closer and closer to the entrance.

When she finally gets there she’s greeted by a silhouette, it’s much taller than dwarf. The tall figure extends its hand towards her… She reaches back for it, and takes its hand in hers. The movie ends with the two of them slowly fading from the frame as the credits start to roll.

Jesus H. Christ

>Comfort the hyperventilating fox.

>Comfort the Lord who actually hid behind a pillow.

>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHAKING?

>Write-in?

>>47656781
>BIG ONI NEEDS COMFORT CUDDLING! GRAB THEM BOTH!

>>47656802
Ha, Second, I feel bad for them, We probably actually did change into Oni form accidently because of fright.

>>47656823
Don't mind me, just writing this down.

>>47656781
>>47656802
Third.

Writing.

I kinda want some more names of movies from this universe I can only imagine that superhero movies might actually be based off a true story.

You reach over and scoop both of them into you, it was quick it might as well have been a reflex. You smother both of them to your chest as you try and keep yourself from shaking. Yuki has wrapped her arms around your middle as her entire body from her ears to her tail shake. Trish is a bit more composed, but she’s staring blankly at the TV. She’s also not moving her head from under your boob, which is about the size of her entire hea-

Wait a second, when did you shift into Oni form?

Oh God?

>Palate cleanser NOW!

>TIME FOR BED!

>Write-in?

>>47657221
>Palate cleanser NOW!

>>47657221
>Palate cleanser NOW!

>>47657221
>>Palate cleanser NOW!

Time for a comedy and or makeover.

>>47657270
Comedy, Definitely a comedy, Maybe one of the naked guns?

>>47657221
>Palate cleanser NOW!
We shifted form for a reason don't swap back. Plus large Oni Laughs are better

Writing

Inb4 the movie was REAAALLLLLLL

>>47657607
Who said it wasn't?

>>47657621
Please no "IT WAS REAL AND NOW YOU'RE CURSED BECAUSE YOU WATCHED IT!" stuff please, It's so annoying.

“ALRIGHTY!” You say a bit too loudly, “I need a palate cleanser, anyone have a good idea?” You ask both of your couch mates who are still pressed up against you.

“Well we could just watch a comedy movie.” Yuki says.

“Or we could do something else, like m-make overs.” Trish says as she spits out the last few words. Yeah, she’d probably bitch and moan the whole time if you did that.

“Like, omigosh, I never thought you would say that!” Your cousin exclaims. You’d really rather not do that either…

>Watch a shitty comedy.

>Go to bed.

>Make overs

>Write-in a slumber party activity.

>>47657647
>Get the last of the leftovers.
>Watch a decent comedy.

>>47657647
>Get the last of the leftovers.
>Watch a decent comedy.

>>47657647
>Get the last of the leftovers.
>Watch a decent comedy.

>>47657659
Second.

Writing.

“I’m going to go heat up the leftovers, you two scaredy cats pick a comedy. A GOOD ONE.” You tell them as you remove them from your bosom. You get up and stretch, shaking the last of the shakes from your legs. Y-you totally weren’t scared by that movie at all, totally. You duck under the entry way that leads into the kitchen, you don’t want your horns scraping the frame. You quickly heat up the dinner you made earlier as Trish and Yuki squabble over what to watch next. This is pretty relaxing, scary movies aside. Who knew your evening would end like this?

You put the dinner into one huge bowl and grab three forks. You’re not sure if anyone else would want any, but it’s better safe then sorry. Your two friends look like they’ve stopped arguing as you walk back in the room. You plop down in-between them causing the couch to groan dangerously…. You’re not that heavy….

“Alright Amy we’ve narrowed it down to two choices.” Trish tells you.

“Which one do you wanna watch?” Yuki pipes up from your other side.

>Beijrn, Dwarf in the city.

>Horrible Necromancers.

>Ted 3, the spookying.

>Write-in a comedy.

>>47657995
>Naked gun 2

>>47657995
>Horrible Necromancers.

>>47657995
>Horrible Necromancers.

>>47657995
>Horrible Necromancers

Well geez guys I didn't know you guys wanted to watch Ted 3 so badly.

Writing, if I was any good at MS paint I'd shop the poster for this.

Alas

You start up Horrible Necromancers, a buddy comedy about three very different skeletons who were raised by horrible Necromancers. It’s pretty funny, with plenty of puns and sex humor. What really sells it though is the chemistry between the three main actors. Oh, and Kevin Spacey as the completely evil and horrible Necromancer. You finish the bowl of food before the third act, your couch mates having only nibbled at it. Yuki was noticeably sleepy and even Trish was starting to nod off a bit. Which was a bit odd for her, she could usually stay up incredibly late into the evening.

When the movie’s actually done the three of you are incredibly tired. Yuki is struggling not go to sleep leaning on you.

“I think it’s time for bed.” Trish declares rather loudly, as if she was trying to keep herself awake.
You and your cousin nod in agreement. The three of you turn everything off and make your way up the stairs.

“Wait, what are we going to do for sleeping arrangements?” You think out loud. Trish shoots you a particularly nasty glare, as if daring you to make her move from her bed.

“I can sleep on the floor, it’s no biggie.” Yuki says tiredly.

Hmmm.

>Nah you’ll take the floor, Yuki can sleep in the bed if Trish is cool with it.

>Thanks Yuki!

>Write-in?

>>47658356
>We can just share it like we used to Yuki

>>47658356
Is there one bed total in this scenario, or two?

>>47658375
Second, Also nosebleeds, Not fun.

>>47658438
One

>>47658375
>>47658452
Not enough room, so it can be part of the dialogue, but not the real option.

>>47658356
>If it was a double-queen, we could just share it.
>Thanks Yuki!

>>47658460
>Not enough room, so it can be part of the dialogue, but not the real option.
How so? We should be able to just spoon with her on a bed shouldn't we? Unless the bed is tiny.

>>47658472
It's a bed for Trish. Of course it's tiny.

>>47658482
Pretty much this

>>47658356
Adding>Nah you’ll take the floor, Yuki can sleep in the bed if Trish is cool with it. to my vote here then>>47658375

>>47658460
Hm. Could one of them just sleep on Amy? Her muscles probably have enough give when resting to not be uncomfortable, and her breasts could be used as pillows.

>>47658356
>>Nah you’ll take the floor, Yuki can sleep in the bed if Trish is cool with it.
Were as big as the bed anyway if we forget to de oni

>>47658502
too much weight, you might break the frame

>>47658502
Can we do this? Amy best bed.

Alrighty. I'm just going to go with Amy taking the floor.

Unless you guys want a revote or something

>>47658562
Some were suggesting that one of them sleep on top of Onied Amy.

>>47658597
Read >>47658513


We could just roll for breaking the bed, if ya want

>>47658562
>>47658597
As a temporary bed on the floor. Sorry.

>>47658607
What if we go human though?

>>47658613
Oh, OH. I got you

Have Yuki/Trish/whoever sleep on top of Amy on the floor?

>y/n

>>47658623
y

>>47658623
>y
It'll be cute.

>>47658618
still too heavy for that small of a bed.

>>47658623
>y

>>47658623
>y

FINALLY WRITING!

WE BEAT 120

W E W
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>>47658674
It's a christmas miracle..

>>47658687
>they say strike's faggotry grew three sizes that day.

“Y’know what, fuck it. We’ll both sleep on the floor.” You declare as you go to the bathroom to freshen up and brush your teeth. The other part of the three amigos follow you. When all three of you are cleaned up and brushed you get to your respective sleeping spots in Trish’s bedroom.

“How’re you keeping your clothes the same size as you?” Yuki asks as she stares at your Oni sized pjs.

“Oni magic, from what I’ve gathered it’s pretty bullshit.” You tell her as you settle down on the floor.

“Neat!” She declares before settling down next to the wall. You hear Trish snort in the background as she turns out the light.

“Night.” Trish says.

“Night!” Yuki says happily.

“G’Night.” You rumble after them. Yuki and Trish are both quickly asleep, but you keep your eyes open for a bit. Just reflecting on life and how you got in this mess. That’s when you notice Yuki tossing and turning in her sleep. You guess that movie really took it out of her? You let out a long sigh, and with one giant Oni arm you scoop her up and lay her on your torso. She stops fidgeting immediately and starts to rest her head on your right boob.

Why does everyone do that?

And that's it! Thanks everyone for showing up and staying this late with me.

The archive and my twitter are in the third post of the thread.

I hope everyone has a great night/morning.

>>47658867
Thanks for running.

I hope Trish wakes up first and takes a picture to get revenge.

>>47658867
Thanks for runnin, Yuki a cute.

>>47658903
stop reading my notes

reeeeeeee

>>47658909
Indeed, thanks for coming anon.

>>47658910
Thanks for running, Strike. Over 130 now.

>>47658933
Weeew, been a while.

Thanks anon