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>>254047
Get Hype For Death

http://www.strawpoll.me/10478662

http://www.strawpoll.me/10478670

>>47761580
Sup faggots

As you return to consciousness, you're assaulted by several sights and sounds that take you a few moments to register.

You're staring up at a bunch of trees, and you're pretty sure you hear monkeys calling from somewhere in the distance. As you sit up, you look around to see Bulma passed out against a tree, Oolong snoring against a rock, and Krillin looking as though he's not far from joining them.

His eyes shift to your direction, at which point he sits up, suddenly alert and awake as he rushes over to you with a smile on his face.

"Tofoo, you're okay!" he says, laughing with happiness. "How are you feeling?"

>A. Sleepy

>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>C. Ask where you are

>D. Ask what happened

>E. Something else

>>47761761
>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>>47761761
"Why..did...I...explode?"

>>47761761
>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>>47761761
>>E. Something else
Snuggle with bulma.

>>47761761
>B. "Didn't I blow up?"

>C. Ask where you are

>D. Ask what happened

>E. Something else

If our "energy" is being used to pull our body back together
can we ... feel if it's still doing that?

>>47761837
Imma second this.

>>47761775
"Didn't I blow up?" you ask him.

Krillin nods. "Yeah, we were real worried. For a minute there, nobody thought you were going to make it."

You hear rustling in the nearby bushes, and the two of you look over, sighing in relief when you see it's just one of the monkeys looking at you curiously.

"That's a relief," Krillin says. "You wouldn't believe how many hungry animals there are out here."

He looks back over at you. "Are you feeling any better?"

A lot better, actually, especially considering the last time you felt anything, it was when you were burning. So, this is a vast improvement. You still feel unbelievably tired, but in a different way from before. More like you want to sleep forever than your body actively dying.

>A. Tell him you feel better

>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better

>C. Ask where you are

>D. Ask what happened

>E. Something else

>>47762054
>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>E. Something else
Inspect the flow of energy in our body.

>>47762054
>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>C. Ask where you are

>>47762054
>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>C. Ask where you are
>E. Something else
And check ourselves to see what shape we are in

>>47762054
>B. Tell him you feel strange, but better
>D. Ask what happened
>Did you guys tell Silver he was basically fired?
I'm guessing we no longer have Silver's cool gun to keep as a trophy

>>47762054
>C. Ask where you are
>D. Ask what happened
>E. Snuggle with Bulma

>>47762073
>>47762099
You tell Krillin that you feel strange, but better than before, and ask him what happened.

"Well, the Red Ribbon Army ran away," Krillin tells you. "We sent Goku after the Dragonball, and the medicine lady told us where to find some stuff to help fix you."

"Where are we?" you ask.

"Some jungle," Krillin answers. "Apparently there's a Dragonball here, too."

>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in

>B. Wake Bulma and Oolong

>C. Suggest finding the Dragonball

>D. Tell Krillin he should get some rest

>E. Something else

>>47762191
>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in

>D. Tell Krillin he should get some rest

>>47762191
>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in

>>47762191
>A. Take a moment to examine what kind of condition you're in


>E. Something else
Bulma. Go snuggle.

>>47762191
>A.
>D.
>E. Keep watch until they wake up

>>47762191
E. Go poke bulma's naughty bits

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>>47762243

>>47762243
No!
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>>47762257
Oh, so Goku gets to do it but not us

STOP RAILROADING ME SOM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Srsly tho, that's lewd. Thanks for not going with that

>>47762306
It ain't lewd, it's Dragonball.

>>47762336
Wow, Chichi looks pudgy around the hips.

... Do children normally look like that?

>>47762197
>>47762225
You get to your feet and jump high into the air, throwing several punches and kicks to see what sort of condition you're in as you come back to the ground. To your pleasant surprise, your limbs move with the speed you're accustomed to, and your jump takes you high above the treetops.

As you land, you can't help but grin. You feel so much relief at being able to do these things without passing out.

Krillin grins from ear to ear, laughing happily. "It worked!"

You suggest that he go and get some rest for a little bit while you keep watch.

"Sounds good," Krillin says with a yawn. "I was up all night."

He finds a tree to sleep against, and sits down, closing his eyes and beginning to snore.

You're the only one awake now, deep in a jungle that also supposedly contains a Dragonball.

>A. Go look around for the ball

>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>C. Cuddle with Bulma Don't do it

>D. Something else

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>>47762257
>>47762243

Som? Som can i engage TRUE VIOLENCE now? Please?

>>47762363
>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

GET AWAY FROM BAD DECISIONS

>>47762363
>A. Go look around for the ball
ifg it was launch I'd support the cuddle, gotta be consistent you know? BUlma? naw.

>>47762363
Definitely C. We aren't a bitch

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>>47762384
Shiggedy diggedy mother fucker, are you of the crazyness?

>>47762363
>>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>>47762363
>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>>47762363
>C. Cuddle with Bulma Don't do it
imma do it

>>47762469
Don't you do it

>>47762469
He's a do eet

>B. Just keep watch until someone wakes up

>>47762376
You keep watch over your friends as they sleep, wondering how long they spent trying to fix you. It seems likely that it was a while.

Bulma yawns, sitting up and rubbing her eyes. She looks around, and her eyes snap open all the way when she sees that you're up.

She jumps to her feet, grinning. "Hey, you're up! Looks like those herbs did the trick after all!"

>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>B. Ask if there are any left

>C. Ask if she knows where the Dragonball is

>D. Something else

>>47762363
>B. Plz

>>47762363
Spend the night in deep meditation.

>>47762536
>>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>>47762536
>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>>47762536
>D. Something else
Ask her why she wants to make her wish.

What if she isn't happy with the perfect boyfriend? Also the perfect boyfriend doesn't mean the perfect husband.

>>47762536

>A. Ask how many of them you needed

>>47762565
Probably not the time, anon

>>47762536
>A

>>47762565
You're right anon, there's nothing a teenage girl wants more than a lecture on finding a husband from a 13 year old boy.

>>47762647
Who just nearly died and really had her worried.

>>47762670
I'm just saying Realistically we probably have no chance with Bulma until we physically mature more. There's a pattern with the type of men she's attracted to and none of them look like little boys.

>>47762714
They act like little boys, does that count?

>>47762714
So we might as well try to not piss her off or be too pushy until then

>>47762731
I don't know, does it?

>>47762763
Can we post 'being disrespectful to men' stuff and then call them out on their hypocrisy when its not banned instead?

>>47762763
>The mods are having one of their "ban being disrespectful to women" episodes

We've always known mods were shit, but my god, the last few years proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt empirically.

>>47762553
You ask her how many of the herbs you needed.

"A few dozen," she answers. "We pretty much grabbed all we could find. You were burnt pretty badly."

Yawning again, she turns around and bends over, picking the Dragon Radar up off the ground. "That's odd. I told Goku where we were going, but the Dragonball's moving away from us."

>A. Ask if she thinks Goku's okay

>B. Maybe Pilaf still has it

>C. Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it

>D. Ask what happened to Colonel Silver

>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle

>F. Something else

>>47762783
We can, but then they'll just ban us and nothing will be accomplished.

The mods are shit, and always will be shit. Unless we make a coordinated effort to replace them with non-shit mods, but that'd be too much effort for 4chan.

>>47762799
>C. Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it
"We should get moving"

>>47762783
>>47762798
>>47762763
Shit I am derailing the thread.

I did not want to do that I only wanted to tell SOM I can't post as much as I would like

>>47762799
>>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle

>>47762799

>D. Ask what happened to Colonel Silver
>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle

>>47762799
>D. Ask what happened to Colonel Silver
>E. Ask about the ball in the jungle
>C. Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it

I kinda hope Silver become a reoccuring character. With Tofoo piquing his interest and he becomes his rival turned friend. But he'll probably just walk out like he did the anime and never come back.

>>47762887
>Never come back

He showed up in West City a few episodes later.

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>>47762902
Really? I thought that was a look a like in Hasky's filler.

>>47762918
Who knows?

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>>47762794
Wait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. I get it now, i do. I just realized that the hooking up of Krillmaster isn't out of the goodness of our heart, but a 'political' move to open up 18 in the waifuwars down the line.

It was them all along, they never left.

>>47762947
Let's counter that by wishing for Youth and Immortality and then waifuing Pan.

I wouldn't mind Zangya either. She probably wouldn't be too hard to wish to our side after Bojack's whole "Shoot her in the back" stunt.

>>47762822
>>47762843
"Maybe the Red Ribbon Army has it," you suggest.

"I hope not," Bulma tells you. "That would mean that Goku-"

She shakes her head. "No, he's fine."

"What about the ball in the jungle?" you ask.

"The radar says it's only a couple miles away," Bulma answers, looking down. "Once Krillin and Oolong are up, we shouldn't have much trouble finding it."

You ask her what happened to Colonel Silver.

Bulma gets a somewhat dreamy expression on her face for a moment. "The Ox King has him locked up."

>A. Ask what she looks so happy about

>B. Ask if you can take the radar and look for the Dragonball

>C. Ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army here

>D. Something else

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>>47762982
>D. "BUlma he's tried to kill me at least twice. Focus."
>>47762947

>>47762982
>C. Ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army here

>>47762982
>>B. Ask if you can take the radar and look for the Dragonball

Business people, BUSINESS, RESULTS

>>47762982
"Oh, so you like bad boys now? You know I watched him murder a man right?"

>>47762982
>C. Ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army here
>B. Ask if you can take the radar and look for the Dragonball

>>47762536

>D. Something else
Tell her she looks pretty

>>47762647
Lol who gives a shit what a teenage girl wants. they're teenage girls, they don't know what they want.
Good thing they have us around to make decisions for them. Yes /tg/ might not be the wisest decision-makers but we're better than a teenage girl.

>>47762982
>B

>>47763123
....Is Bulma, Trixie Tang now?

Fuck waifus, let's just let what happens to us naturally happen. But getting krillin a waifu other than 18 is pretty cool. Let's get stronk and have Bulma want us because we are awesome, and not annoy her into disliking us.

>>47763140
When trying to get a girl to like you it is usually a good idea to anticipate what might piss her off and not do that. It's not a complicated strategy

>>47763167
Good man.

>>47763201
You do not need a girl to like you in order to take her as your waifu.

>>47763167
Agreed

>>47763167
Exactly this, if we focus on gains then the women will come to us

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>>47763167
>Bulma
If we're going to go after a Briefs, let's just try and woo her mom.

>>47763201
>>47763216
Moreover, I say again:
She's a teenage girl. She doesn't know what she likes and dislikes.

Sometimes the best thing for a teenage girl is to just let her get pissed off, and to be forced to endure or submit to whatever you were going to do anyway.
Teaches her that her feelz aren't really all that important and that getting pissed off won't change anything.

>>47763244
>forced to endure or submit to whatever you were going to do anyway.
Getting a little too rapey there anon

>>47763273
>too
>rapey
There is no such thing as too rapey.

>>47763069
You ask Bulma if you can take the Dragon Radar and look for the ball.

"Are you sure you're feeling up to it?" she asks you.

You assure her that you are.

"Alright then, go for it, kid," she says, handing the device to you. "Just be careful."

You ask if she's seen anybody from the Red Ribbon Army out here.

"No, but it's a big jungle, and they were able to find the last Dragonball," Bulma answers. "So be careful."

You set off into the jungle, the radar telling you that it's mostly a straight shot from where you are to the ball.

>A. Take your time and go for a hike

>B. Run as fast as you can

>C. Something else

>>47763295
>B. Run as fast as you can
gotta get back to gettin gains

>>47763295
>B. Run as fast as you can

>>47763295
>>B. Run as fast as you can

>>47763273
>>47763286
Plus, there's a meta strategy.

Train a girl that you'll respect her feelings while you're courting her, and she'll expect that respect all the time.
But train the girl that you'll respect her feelings sometimes, but not at other times, then she won't take it personally when something that upsets her pops up.
It's about balance, really. Can't let her get her way all the time or she gets arrogant, can't let her get her way none of the time or she loses hope.

>>47763273
Well if your waifu isn't enjoying the sex then why do you have her as a waifu? shit waifu tbhqfamalamt

>>47763295
>B. Run as fast as you can

>>47763324
As someone whose brothers all used that "sometimes" strategy I can tell you that you're wrong buddy.

>>47763340
Okay. Which strategy did you use, and did it work?

>>47763349
I hang out with them and treat them like I treat my other friends, hangin out, mutual respect and roasting, and my current relationship has been running for 4 years now of smooth sailing

>>47763368
>I hang out with them and treat them like I treat my other friends
... but ...
I only respect my male friends' feelings sometimes, too.

>mutual respect and roasting
But that's the exact correct strategy that I am advocating! Balance out the respect with the roasting, to train the person that being a good friend (or good gf) = respect, and being a shit friend (or shit gf) = roasting.

>>47763368
>and my current relationship has been running for 4 years now of smooth sailing
Grats! How many children? :)

>>47763368
OK, I mean the mutual respect thing, but saying it sounds really gay.
>>47763393
>Kids
What am I? Some kind of faggot?

>>47763406
>Kids
>What am I? Some kind of faggot?
Ok. But who will you spread your ideas and your genes to? Who will carry on working towards your values when you die?

>>47763416
>>47763406
>>47763393
You guys are seriously derailing the thread.

I mean this is nice and all, but let's get back to meta gaming and waifu wars please.

>>47763437
This is a part of the waifu wars!

We need to decide if we go full BOSS NIGGER with our girl, or full KEK BETA with our girl, or full MEDIUM BALANCE with our girl!

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>>47763437
Good point. Hows this for some meta? I realized the 18 thing the other night during the vote and abstained out of respect

>>47763437
Aren't we already set on a certain blue-haired waifu?

>>47763465
Thanks doc

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>>47763477
See >>47762947

>>47763301
You decide to see just how much you've recovered, and run toward the ball at top speed, dashing through the forest without your body quitting on you.

It's a wonderful feeling, and when you reach your destination, you're almost disappointed.

You're in a clearing, surrounded by dozens of monkeys, who watch you from the nearby trees. You see young and old simians, some hanging from branches, others perched on top of them, and a few sitting on rocks munching away at fruit.

>A. Look for the Dragonball

>B. Maybe if you bring the monkeys some food, they'll be less nervous around you. Go find some fruit for them

>C. Something else

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>>47763477
IMO:

Krillin - Chi Chi
Mai - Bulma
Goku - Launch
Tofoo - Suno

>>47763514
>>B. Maybe if you bring the monkeys some food, they'll be less nervous around you. Go find some fruit for them

Can I roll for this to see what food we get?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>47763514
>C. Something else
I dunno what I want.

Here is a dice roll to determine how well Tofoo does at it.

>>47763524
1. Banana
2. Apple
3. Nuts
4. Berries
5. Mango
6. Kiwi
7. Dragonball

>>47763514
>A. Look for the Dragonball

>>47763514
>B.

>>47763523
>Mai-Bulma

Wut?

>>47763514
>C. Something else
Act like a monkey. Make them take you in and learn from them. Eat their ticks, and throw you feces at your enemies.

BECOME THE MONKEY.

>>47763501
Why would anyone make a shirt out of that?

;_;ゞ

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>>47763523
>filthy Swadians
>not being glorious Rhodok
Shit taste mate

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>47763537
8. Avocado
9. Pineapple
10. Looks like a dragonball but is actually just a native species of Mango

>>47763514
>B. Maybe if you bring the monkeys some food, they'll be less nervous around you. Go find some fruit for them

>>47763580
>>47763549
woops sorry som, replied to wrong senpai.

>>47763558
Your king is level 35 and has a leadership skill of 8 when all the other kings are level 40 and have a leadership skill of 10.
Graveth is the manlet of kings

Goku is gonna end up being forced to marry Bad Launch now, isn't he?

I mean we know he likes forceful strong willed women, and Bad Launch is the most forceful there is.

>>47763549
Well Bulma is into the bad boys
Mai is a bad girl
Bulma gets kidnapped a lot
Mai performs kidnappings
Bulma is heiress to the most powerful company on the planet
Mai wants to help take over the world

It sort of works bro

>>47763604
>Implying Goku will marry anyone if he doesn't accidentally promise to do so

>>47763612
Yeah, except for the part where there's nothing to indicate that either of them are gay.

I'm not Bryke, I don't make characters gay just because.

>>47763558
My brother! Let's go shoot shit for the Doge.

>>47763604
I wonder if Blue has ever spawned in while Launch is in the middle of fucking some random dude.

What would she do? Run away and hide? Just keep going with it so as not to be a bother?

What if Launch was being a bit ... eh, forceful in her tastes at the time? Blue spawns in and asks "Hello, is this act we are performing consensual? You seem to be tied up."

>>47763629
>I'm not Bryke, I don't make characters gay just because.
Oh ok.
Fair point I suppose.

>>47763598
My kind doesn't need leadership skills when he's got sargents out the ass. Don't make me come down to those rank ass plains. My crossbowmen will tear you horsefuckers a new one.

>expected waifu wars
>got mountain butter wars

>>47763613
Then make it happen. Launch got bored with Tien and then went for Goku, the next best thing.

>>47763613
You know, if people got wind that Saiyans produce really powerful children, how much money do you think Goku's sperm would be worth?

>>47763765
with how much this society came to love Hercule? SOOOOO much

>>47763786
Guys ok I have a plan to get rich

>>47763738
oh god, am I.... am I SHIPPING LaunchxGoku?

NO ANON YOU ARE THE SHIPPER

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>>47763800
We are not milking Goku, anon.

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>>47763842
Did someone say shipping?
MAKE WAY!

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>>47763862
That feel when you will never milk Malon.

>>47763548
You decide to try and ingratiate yourself to the monkeys by finding them something to eat.

You leave the clearing and explore the nearby forest, finding it to be full of birds, snakes, panthers, and a host of other creatures. You also discover that there is quite the abundance of fruit; bananas, mangoes, various berries, apples, and so on.

Grabbing everything you can carry, you return to the clearing, placing your offering on the ground and stepping back.

The monkeys continue to watch you for a few seconds before one of the more adventurous apes wanders into the center of the clearing, grabbing an apple and running back to the group.

As the minutes pass, the monkeys seem to be alright with your presence, and begin to congregate as normal, communicating, playing, and taking food from the pile.

Watching them, you notice that they seem to be quite playful, even using objects as toys. In fact, it looks like one of the babies has...

A Dragonball.

>A. Go steal the ball

>B. Approach and offer to trade a fruit for the Dragonball

>C. Let the monkeys keep it

>D. Something else

>>47763900
>>B. Approach and offer to trade a fruit for the Dragonball

Or kill it, I'm fine either way

>>47763900
>B. Approach and offer to trade a fruit for the Dragonball

>>47763900
>>B. Approach and offer to trade a fruit for the Dragonball

>>47763900
nice dubs som

>D. Something else

Play catch with the monkeys.
Eventually one WILL throw the dragonball at us. Then we run off with it.

>>47763900
>B. Approach and offer to trade a fruit for the Dragonball

>>47763862
Google images is going me squat.

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>>47763938
Can confirm.

>>47763900
>>B. Approach and offer to trade a fruit for the Dragonball

>>47763900
>D. Something else
Kill a major predator of the monkeys and offer its corpse as trade for the orb.


.

>>47764003
Som pls.

>>47763908
You take a piece of fruit from the pile, and approach the monkeys that are playing with the Dragonball.

The baby monkey looks over at you curiously, but its interest seems to quickly be absorbed by the fruit in your hand.

It tosses the ball aside and stretches its tiny hands out for the food that you're carrying.

Handing the little guy the food, you pick the Dragonball off the ground.

>A. Head back to your friends

>B. Stay and play with the monkeys

>C. Something else

>>47764133
>A. Head back to your friends
>C. Something else
Ask them when we get back which way goku went

>>47764133
>>A. Head back to your friends

>>47764133
>A. Head back to your friends

>>47764133
>>A. Head back to your friends

>>47764133
Thank the monkey!
If gigantic bears can talk, why not monkeys?
>A. Head back to your friends

>>47764096
? Why'd this get deleted

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>>47764149
With the Dragonball now in hand, you begin making your way back to your friends, leaving the monkeys behind to enjoy their new food in peace.

It's not a long run, and when you get back to the space where you left your friends, Oolong and Krillin are still sleeping.

"Wow, that was fast!" Bulma compliments when she sees what you're holding. "The five star ball. Where was it?"

>A. Monkeys had it

>B. Right where the radar said it was

>C. Ask for details about where Goku went

>D. Ask if it's time to get a move on

>E. Ask Bulma if she smells smoke

>F. Something else

>>47764308
>A. Monkeys had it
>E. Ask Bulma if she smells smoke

>>47764308
>>A. Monkeys had it
>>B. Right where the radar said it was
>>C. Ask for details about where Goku went
>>D. Ask if it's time to get a move on
>>E. Ask Bulma if she smells smoke

>>47764308
>E. Ask Bulma if she smells smoke
Because she is H O T ! xD

>>47764332
Cringe

>>47764308
>>F. Something else
Never you mind, sweet ass. Just know that when you order out this Tofoo, it always gets delivered in 30 minutes or less. Unlike my love-makin.

Alllllllllllllllll riiiiiiiiiiight.

>>47764350
autism
creepy

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>>47764354
>>47764332

>>47764308
>A. Monkeys had it
>C. Ask for details about where Goku went
>E. Ask Bulma if she smells smoke

>>47764373
[Common]: bur

>>47764373
oh come on som, that thirty minutes or less delivery line was funny.

>>47764354
We are not Quagmire.

>>47764434
I was going more for a Black Dynamite thing.

>>47764329
>>47764379
You tell her that monkeys had it.

"Monkeys?" she asks. "That doesn't sound so bad. I was expecting snakes, giant spiders, some crazy natives, or something like that."

You look around the camp, and see that Goku still hasn't shown up. Curious, you ask where exactly Goku went.

"Remember that big airship we saw at the village?" Bulma asks. "The Red Ribbon Army went chasing after it, and so did Goku. Hand me the radar."

You give her the device, and she looks at it, frowning. "The ball he was after is getting even further away."

A strange smell fills the air. Sniffing, you soon realize what it is.

Smoke.

You ask Bulma if she smells it too.

She sniffs the air, then frowns. "A fire. We'd better get out of here."

>A. Ask if there's anything you can do

>B. You get the feeling someone started this fire, you want to go see what you can find

>C. Guess it's time to go, then

>D. Something else

>>47764479
>>C. Guess it's time to go, then

>>47764479
>>B. You get the feeling someone started this fire, you want to go see what you can find

>>47764479
>B. You get the feeling someone started this fire, you want to go see what you can find

>>47764479
>B.

>>47764479
>B, but I know we didn't start the fire

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>>47764542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>>47764493
You tell Bulma that you're pretty sure someone started the fire, and you want to go see what you can find out about it.

Bulma frowns, clearly not thinking this is worth getting involved in. But, she knows that you're not going to be talked out of it.

"Fine, but I'm getting the airship ready," she says. "If you aren't back in an hour, we're leaving."

>A. She'd just leave you?

>B. Deal

>C. You won't need that long

>D. Something else

>>47764579
http://www.strawpoll.me/10480010

>>47764588
>B. Deal
>C. You won't need that long

>>47764588
>A. She'd just leave you?

>>47764588
>>B. Deal
>>C. You won't need that long

>>47764588
>B. Deal
>C. You won't need that long

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>>47764597
Don't make me choose

>>47764597
It depends
If we get young 18 then thats hype as shit and i want that
But if we need to wait then Bulma

>>47764651
Has 18 even been born yet?

>>47764588
>>B. Deal
>>C. You won't need that long

What are we, a pussy? We're a hero.

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>>47764627
>All that shit taste.
>Not wanting superior Heran waifu.

>>47764663
Yes, she's the same age as us from what SOM said in the last thread or so.

>>47764663
Yes, Lapis and Lazuli currently live in North City

>>47764694
...is that there names or are you making a weird joke

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>>47764713
Those are their official names

>>47764677
While the idea of securing a strong half breed blood line seems alluring...
Im not waiting for that shit.

>>47764738
Well thats cute

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>>47764610
You tell her that it's a deal, but you won't need that long.

Bulma's frown turns into a smile, and she chuckles lightly. "Then get moving, Tofoo, see you when you get back."

You rush into the jungle, hearing the fearful cries of its denizens as the smell of smoke becomes stronger and the fire presumably spreads.

Monkeys and other creatures flee in terror, running in the opposite direction of you as you make your way toward the source of the fire.

Not far from the clearing where you found the monkeys, you spot two men carrying guns, and wearing uniforms that you recognize as belonging to the Red Ribbon Army.

They don't seem to have spotted you.

>A. Walk up and say hello

>B. Sneak past them

>C. Take them down quickly, but keep them awake

>D. Knock them out

>E. Something else

>>47764803
>>C. Take them down quickly, but keep them awake

>>47764803
>C. Take them down quickly, but keep them awake

>>47764803
>C. Take them down quickly, but keep them awake

>>47764803
>Take them out, break their weapons and then interrogate them as we tie them up. Gag one of them while talking to the other if they make noise.

>Tofoo is now secret agent Vince Vegan!

>>47764829
You rush out of the trees, closing the distance between yourself and the soldiers before they even know there's someone there.

With a jumping kick, you knock one soldier's gun form his hand and send it flying into the air, letting it disappear into the trees somewhere nearby.

The other is too shocked by what just happened to act effectively. By the time he registers what's happened and turns his gun on you, it's too late, as you knock his weapon away.

Holding back as much as you can, you punch the two men in their guts, and they fall to their knees.

"W-what just happened?" one of the men asks.

"Who are you, kid?" the other asks.

>A. Ask if they remember you from the village

>B. Ask who is in charge here

>C. Ask if the Red Ribbon Army is who's responsible for burning the forest

>D. Ask why the army is after the Dragonballs

>E. Give them the chance to desert the army and escape on the airship

>F. Tell them to leave

>G. Something else

>>47764945
>C. Ask if the Red Ribbon Army is who's responsible for burning the forest
>B. Ask who is in charge here

>>47764945
>C. Ask if the Red Ribbon Army is who's responsible for burning the forest
>B. Ask who is in charge here
>D. Ask why the army is after the Dragonballs

>>47764945
>>C. Ask if the Red Ribbon Army is who's responsible for burning the forest

>>47764945
"Who are you, kid?" the other asks
>I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the person asking the questions! I am TOFOO!
>C. Ask if the Red Ribbon Army is who's responsible for burning the forest

>D. Ask why the army is after the Dragonballs

>G. "Tell Colonel Silver I said hello. IN HELL!" Then just knock them out. Since their suppose think he's dead.

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>>47765010
Kaguya, get off the computer, you dork.

>>47764960
You ask the soldiers if the Red Ribbon Army started the fire.

"Yeah, orders are orders," the first soldier answers. "Captain Orange said to burn the place and do whatever else we needed to to find the Dragonball."

"Why does the Red Ribbon Army want the Dragonballs?" you ask.

"So we can rule the world," the second soldier says. "At least we're pretty sure that's why. Commander Red never said."

>A. Ask where Captain Orange is

>B. Tell them to leave

>C. Something else

>>47765086
>At least we're pretty sure that's why. Commander Red never said
I feel so fucking bad for these guys.

>>47765086
>A. Ask where Captain Orange is

>C. Something else
"So you chumps don't even know what your really fighting for? How about you work for me instead? I can actually come through with my promises."

>>47765086
>A. Ask where Captain Orange is
>C. Something else
At the risk of looking like an edge lord murderhobo....fucking kill them

>>47765108
>Murderhobo

It's been way too long.

>>47765086
>A. Ask where Captain Orange is
>B. Tell them to leave

>>47765108
eh. I feel uncomfortable not killing someone who's not actually threatening our life.

Call me soft peasant but I'd rather knock them out and tie'em up. They'll be considered AWOL by the Red Ribbon anyway.

>>47765086
>A. Ask where Captain Orange is
>B. Tell them to leave
"You probably don't remember me, but I'm the child you killed in that village with that weird explody thing. Boo!"
Act like a ghost

>>47765099
Red was probably the most horrible bastard in Dragonball.

>>47765120
It was last Tuesday for me

>>47765140
You could say his heart was two sizes two small...

>>47765127
"Where's Captain Orange?" you ask.

"At his camp," the second soldier tells you. "Keep going until you reach the cliffs, the camp's right at the bottom."

"Get out of here," you tell them.

The two soldiers stand and run, leaving you alone to decide what to do next.

>A. Go after Captain Orange

>B. Go back to Bulma. You have the Dragonball, so if you leave the forest, they will follow

>>47765211
>B. Go back to Bulma. You have the Dragonball, so if you leave the forest, they will follow

Do you guys think the 'Black' Goku is just an evil Red Ribbon raised Goku? Or a clone? Sorry. Latest episode got me curious. Also Blue Haired Truuuuunks!

>>47765211
>B

>>47765233
I blame Demigra.
But no, Black Goku is wearing Potara, so I'm assuming a Potara Fusion gone bad.

>>47765211
>>B. Go back to Bulma. You have the Dragonball, so if you leave the forest, they will follow

>>47765211
>>B. Go back to Bulma. You have the Dragonball, so if you leave the forest, they will follow

>>>>47765233
I hope Demigra

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>>47765219
You decide that this probably isn't the best place to have this particular fight. Besides, you're on a time limit.

Rushing back through the jungle, you find Bulma and the others waiting outside of the airship, looking relieve when they see you.

"Good, you're back," Krillin says.

"Was it the Red Ribbon Army?" Oolong asks.

You explain what little information you were able to get out of the soldiers, then tell them that you're ready to go.

"Hold on a second!" Oolong tells you. "The Red Ribbon Army seems really determined to get these balls. And they're strong enough to do it, too. Even the Ox King couldn't stop them! I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to get in their way!"

Bulma thinks it over. "I guess having the perfect boyfriend doesn't mean much if I get killed trying to get him."

>A. Tell them that the Red Ribbon Army can't be allowed to get the Dragonballs

>B. Tell them that they can go home, but you want the radar

>C. Ask Krillin what he thinks

>D. Something else

>>47765423
>A. Tell them that the Red Ribbon Army can't be allowed to get the Dragonballs
>B. Tell them that they can go home, but you want the radar
>C. Ask Krillin what he thinks
"Plus I need to find Goku, he might be in trouble if he is still chasing that giant fortress with the Red Ribbon Army behind him."

>>47765423
>>A. Tell them that the Red Ribbon Army can't be allowed to get the Dragonballs
>>B. Tell them that they can go home, but you want the radar

>>47765423
>A. Tell them that the Red Ribbon Army can't be allowed to get the Dragonballs
"It doesn't matter if we get thos dragon balls or not, who knows what the Red Ribbon army would wish for?"

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>>47765423
>>A. Tell them that the Red Ribbon Army can't be allowed to get the Dragonballs
>>B. Tell them that they can go home, but you want the radar
>>C. Ask Krillin what he thinks

>>47765457
You tell your friends that you can't let the Red Ribbon Army get the Dragonballs.

"Besides, I need to find Goku," you add. "He might be in trouble."

Bulma looks down. "I hope he's okay."

"Krillin, what do you think?" you ask your bald friend.

"Well...." He looks blue in the face, so you're sure the idea of taking on the Red Ribbon Army terrifies him. "I can't just leave you and Goku out here by yourselves. And besides, Master Roshi said my training's done, so if I don't come with you, I'll just fall behind. Count me in."

You tell Bulma and Oolong that they can go, but you want the Dragon Radar.

Bulma hands you the device, and the Dragonball that you recovered.

"Good luck," she tells you and Krillin.

Oolong and Bulma climb into the airship and take off. They don't get far before there's a boom, and the ship plummets to the ground in the distance.

Here we go again.

>End updates

That's all for tonight you guys, hope you had fun

Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are happening

As usual, I'll stick around and answer questions

>>47765601
Thanks for running.

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>>47765601
Thanks for running!

How badly are we fucking up the timeline?

If nobody brags to Radditz about the dragonballs, will Earth just get attacked like 20 years later by random Freiza soldiers when they finally get around to it?

>>47765626
Don't be silly, the Androids would come, or Nappa and Vegeta would just come to kill you all out of spite and sell the planet

Well, Gohan will probably not exist, Krillin will get married much sooner

Yamcha's a bad guy

And you might make Gero hate you more than Goku


>>47765613
Thanks for playing

>>47765662
So what happened while we were between the realm of the living and the dead for awhile after the stunt we did.

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>>47765662
So will Kid 18 be in this quest or should i give up hope and move on.

>>47765687
Everyone went full panic mode, Goku got angry as Hell and went after the Red Ribbon Army and Pilaf once he heard you'd survive.

Bulma found out where the herbs grew, so she, Krillin and Oolong came to the jungle to get you fixed up

Ox King decided to lock Silver up for now

Chi-chi and Krillin had their first kiss

>>47765693
If you go to North City, I will probably let you meet young Lapis and Lazuli, could add an interesting spin to the android saga

>>47765715
Glad the waifu wars will settle down a bit now that chi chi is with krillin and Bulma is dead

>>47765715
You know i think Chi-Chi and Krillin will actually make a nice pair
The over baring wife and the beta fuck boi
a match made in heaven
We did a good thing team

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>>47765761
>Dead

>>47765762
Good work

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>>47765761
>Thinking Bulma and Oolong will die from an airship crash.

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>>47765866
cute

>>47765715
Goku still hasn't been shoot down in dragon ball russia yet I hope.

>>47765907
He's been knocked outta the sky

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I just realized something

>Yamcha is a bad guy and so he cant go out with Bulma
>Krillin is taken
>Goku is too dense to ever push for Bulma in any serious way

Our poor girl is still out of a potential boyfriend leaving only 3 options

A. She's Ours
B.She will grow up bitter and angry that she never had a relationship (Christmas Cake Bulma HYPE)
C.When she wishes for a boyfriend we get Kid Vegetable and we are all fucked

No matter what i'm liking all of these time lines

>>47765970
We're just getting started with timeline changes

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>>47765970
>Vegeta gets summoned
>It becomes the main reason that Raditz and Nappa visit Earth since the prince went missing.

>>47765985
I'm excited for that.

>>47766025
Be afraid

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>>47766047
Soothing waifu pics to appease the QM god

>>47766082
>But it had no effect!

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>>47766093

>>47766140
>Critical hit

>It's not very effective....

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>>47766201
Keep 'em coming

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>>47766221

>>47766242
>That Chichi

Hnnnng

>>47766254
and now she's with worst boy.

so much for my dreams of taking both Goku and Gohan's waifus during your quests.

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>>47766254
Night

>>47766329
You're a pleb. Krillin is the Samwise Gamgee of Dragonball.

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>>47766254

>>47766349
Cute

>>47766344
Night

>>47766329
I am the crusher of dreams

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>>47763613
>Implying Goku will marry anyone if he doesn't accidentally promise to do so
>>47765662
>Well, Gohan will probably not exist
I see what your game is now, SOM.
You can't fool me.
Not only have you guaranteed Goku will end up with a redhead like Toei always wanted, but you've also made it obvious that his child will be a princess!

All hail King Goku!

All hail the Monkey King!

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>>47766663
And even if you DON'T let them meet, you will need to keep Goku alive for the rest of the quest to prevent THIS from happening!

It is inevitable now!

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>>47763704
Fuck Rhodoks desu.

>>47766366
>I am the crusher of dreams
Too late SOM. Super beat you to the punch.