http://www.strawpoll.me/10539567

http://www.strawpoll.me/10539571

"So is theft," you point out, looking over at Lazuli. "So, is this your boyfriend?"

"I'm her brother," the boy tells you. "And I don't appreciate guys stalking my sister."

"I just broke down a metal door, you sure you want to pick a fight?" you ask.

Lapis reaches down to a holster at his hip, pulling out a pistol.

"Well, it looks like I'm the only one here with a peacekeeper, so yeah, I like my odds," he answers.

Well, this could get ugly. How should you play this.

>A. Take a step forward

>B. Tell him to go ahead and shoot

>C. Tell him shooting you wouldn't do you much good

>D. Tell them you just want your money back

>E. Something else

>>47879649
>B. Tell him to go ahead and shoot

>>47879649
>D. Tell them you just want your money back
>C.

>>47879649
>C
>D
>E
"Brother? Nice try, lady, but you're clearly a girl."

>>47879728
Oh boy, here we go

>>47879796
Tell Goku to give the pat pat rest to prove it.

>>47879572
SOM, I think you are pretty.

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>>47879838
Anon, you and Krillin have been trying to ween Goku off the pat pat test, don't undo all your progress.

>>47879871

>>47879649
>E
"Look buddy, I dont have time for this
If you really wanna fight i can do that, ill break your face and leave you bleeding.
If you need money then im good friends with the Brief family, i can hook you up, get you settled.
The choice that will change your future is whether you give me back my money."

>>47879894
But I think you're most pretty when your plans don't go as well as you thought, and your players go off da railz! You are cute when you are stifled.

>>47879728
>>47879713
You tell the boy that shooting you wouldn't do much good.

"Yeah, right," he says. "I don't care how tough you think you are, a bullet's a bullet, you won't survive it."

"You should probably listen to him," Lazuli tells you.

"Him? Sorry, but that's clearly a lady," you reply.

The boy points his pistol at you, readying to shoot.

You tell them that you just want your money back.

"We all want things," the boy says. "Some of us get those things. And some of us back away real slow so they don't get shot."

>A. Take a single step forward

>B. Walk right up to him

>C. Back away real slow

>D. Snatch the money from Lazuli's hand (20)

>E. Something else

>>47879968
>E. Something else
costanza.jpg at him and

>E. Something else
Walk right up to Lazuli

>>47879924
A-anon, please

>>47879968
>E. "What are you even doing stealing money? Let alone from someone who beat up a full grown man for that money."
Really anything but C

>>47879968
>D
>E
"Look buddy, I dont have time for this
If you really wanna fight i can do that, ill break your face and leave you bleeding.
If you need money then im good friends with the Brief family, i can hook you up, get you settled.
The choice that will change your future is whether you give me back my money."

>>47880003
But objectively the best waifu is _ _ _ The person who is reading this spoiler right now. You! The viewer, at home, looking at your computer screen! You are the best waifu! _ _ _

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>>47880028
>MFW

>>47880026
This

>>47880089
No, these!

>>47879999
>>47880005

>>47880089
>>47880026
Craaaawling iiiin my skiiiiin

>>47880111
supporting this support

>>47880111
No dude

THIS!

>>47880135

>>47879999
Quads can't be wrong.

>>47880121
What is it edgy?
Cant a guy give a speech withouy being edgy?

>>47880121
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ *heals your wounds* ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ *casts fear ward, levitate, and dispels confusion* ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>>47880162
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black, yellow, black

>>47880162
>>47880191
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>47880240
I actually did not know this anon. Thanks.

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>>47880191
>>47880240
I dont get it
Is it bad writing or is it edgy
Is it both
Are you guys just bullying me now
N-no bully

>>47879999
>>47880005
You give the boy a look. "What are you even doing stealing money? Let alone from someone who beat up a full grown man for that money."

"Wait, so you stole the money first?" Lazuli asks.

"Ah, well that makes it even better," the boy says. "It's not really stealing if it's from a thief."

You ignore the boy and start walking toward Lazuli.

"Not a good idea," you hear the boy say as he cocks his gun.

You keep walking, and Lazuli takes a nervous step back.

There's a loud bang, and a bullet hits the back of your head, causing you to hiss in pain and rub the spot where you were shot. Looking over your shoulder's, you see the boy looking at you wide-eyed, and when you look forward again, you see that Lazuli's pulled out a knife, which she holds out in front of her, clearly ready to use it.

>A. Ask politely if you can have your money back

>B. Knock the knife away

>C. Snatch the money (25)

>D. Remind the boy that you told him bullets wouldn't do much

>E. Something else

>>47880347
>A. Ask politely if you can have your money back

>>47880347
>A. Ask politely if you can have your money back
>E. "Also, not stealing. Competition."

>>47880347
>B. Knock the knife away

>D. Remind the boy that you told him bullets wouldn't do much

>E. Something else
Advance slowly on Lazuli and just take the damn money.

>>47880431
Easy, tiger

>>47880481
Don't you mean

"Easy, bear"

>>47880510
I see what you did there

>>47880510
More like "Hard bear".

>>47880532
Giggity

>>47880537
I meant hard as in resistant to deformation and damage! God damn it Somnius I don't want to advance on Lazuli so I can fuck her.

Wait.

Can I advance on Lapis?

>>47880552
anon I'm sorry. Sominus won't let us be gay. Its just how he copes with being a huge faggot himself

>>47880376
>>47880395
"Can I have my money back?" you ask Lazuli politely.

"Why don't you just go steal more from someone else if you're so good at it?" the boy asks.

You explain that you didn't steal it, you won it in a competition.

"Oh yeah? What kind of competition?" the boy asks. "Sis, how much money is there?"

She thumbs through the stack of cash she stole from you. "A hundred thousand zeni."

"What, then you won that street fighting competition?" the boy asks.

You nod.

"Here," Lazuli says, holding out the money. "Just take it."

>A. Take the money

>B. Thank her

>C. Tell her you think she's pretty

>D. Ask why she stole your money

>E. Ask the boy his name

>F. Ask the boy why he has a gun

>G. Something else

>>47880598
>B.
>D.

>>47880598
>C. Tell her you think she's pretty
Aw yiss

>>47880595
You figured it out

>>47880552
Lapis don't swing that way

>>47880598
>G. Something else
We should probably thumb through the stack ourselves to verify that we did indeed get 100kZ and that Lazuli hasn't skimmed part of it

>>47880699
Don't trust her, anon?

>>47880714
Don't trust anyone Som.

That way no one can ever break it.

>>47880699
>>47880618
>>47880617
Three-way deadlock

>>47880598
>C

>>47880758
I agree with you completely and trust your advice! :)

>>47880766
C please

>>47880766
None of those options seem exclusive.

We can thank her, tell her she's pretty, ask why she stole our money, then count it

>>47880776
>>47880775
>>47880618

"Thanks," you say, taking the money.

Lazuli doesn't say anything back, crossing her arms and giving you a weak glare. Clearly, she's feeling a lot less confident in dealing with you since seeing you shrug off a bullet.

You tell the girl that you think she's pretty.

She gives you a surprised look, clearly thinking your compliment has just come out of nowhere. That look is quickly replaced by a slightly more intense glare, and you think you can hear the boy cocking his gun again.

You count the money, confirming that all of it is there.

"There, you have your money," the boy says. "Now scram, would you?"

>A. Ask why they took your money

>B. Ask the boy his name

>C. Ask the boy why he has a gun

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>47880836

>A. Ask why they took your money
>C. Ask the boy why he has a gun

>>47880836
>E. Something else
>Offer them a job.

"You want cash? Work with me and I'll make sure you won't ever need to worry about money again."

>>47880836
>A. Ask why they took your money
>B. Ask the boy his name

>>47880836
Objective: Tell Lazuli she is pretty
SUCCESS

http://dagobah.net/flash/successful_troll_2.swf

>>47880883
Congrats, anon

>>47880955
And congrats on your duplicate ending numbers, Som.

>>47880836
>A. Ask why they took your money
>E. Give them back the money
We don't really need it anyway

>>47880995
Dude, we need that money so we can pay someone to fix the Dragon Radar.

>>47881011

Just go find some bum in a garage in Penguin Village. He'll do it for free.

>>47881011
>Not making it rain instead while riding the nimbus since only Bulma and Arale's dad can fix it.

>>47880860
"Why did you take my money?" you ask.

"Why do you think?" Lazuli asks. "Because we needed it, you idiot!"

"Lazuli, calm down," the boy says. "We can replace it, we just have to find some idiots who aren't super-strong weirdos."

"So, why do you have a gun?" you ask the boy.

"For protection, why else?" he asks you.

"What's your name?" you ask him.

"Lapis," he says. "What's it to you?"

>A. Ask where their parents are

>B. Ask if they live here

>C. Give them back the money

>D. Something else

>>47881011
OoOOh that's why we're here
I forgot
the waifu lust has blinded me yet again

>>47880836
>E
>Ask for the gun

>>47881057
>A. Ask where their parents are
>D. Something else
Well I'm sure we can spare like 10,000Z for them.
But we're keeping 90,000Z

>>47881057
B. Ask if they live here

>>47881057
>>C. Give them back the money
>>D. Something else
"Go to the Brief residence in West City if you every need a job, tell them your a friend of Toofu and im sure they can hook you up."

>>47881057
>>A. Ask where their parents are
>>B. Ask if they live here
Daww. They're Orphans!

>>47881057
>C. Give them back the money
>D. "I don't need all of it. I thought you were just some cute jerks, but if you need it, then have it."

>>47881113
Actually, I like this too. If this doesn't pass this time, I want to support this.

>>47881057
Don't give them the damn money!

>>47881139
Dude we are bad asses we can make more money
or better yet we can get Bulma to do i or something

>>47881168
But ... my money

>>47881139
Dude, it's only 100,000z. I'm pretty sure the toilet paper in Bulma's house is made of that.

>>47881057
>>47881134
This

>>47881198
No, but her tampons are

>>47881225
Som I'm not sure if you're trying to le funpost on us or if you're giving us a quest to raid Bulma's toiletries.

>>47881235
Me le funpost? Anon, please, perish the thought

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>>47880836
>You tell the girl that you think she's pretty.

YOU FUCKING FA RTMEN WHY WOULD YOU

I want to waifu her a much as the next 18 fag but that was counter productive because she thinks we're a creepy scumbag.

This was a move of the counter 18fags wasn't it?

>>47881252
GUYS THE DM HAS THAT GRIN ON HIS FACE AGAIN LIKE WHEN WE'RE MAKING A REALLY BAD DECISION

>>47881275
Well don't look at me, I wanted to rape her.

>>47881057
>D. Something else

Give them back HALF the money, we need that shit too, but we can be generous.

>>47881304
Decent compromise I suppose.

>>47881304
Why can't we just employ them?

Make'em work for it!

We could literally buy our first pair of students!

>>47881275
I wonder if there's any girls in the DBverse that prefer creepy autism scumbag rapedungeoneers.

>>47881322
ayo hol up

If these our students

then we don't give them the money

we loan them the money, to be paid back when they can

And co-incidentally the cost of each of our lessons is 1,000,000Z spread over 10 lessons

>>47881123
>>47881116
>>47881113
You take a look around the room you're in. You think it was a warehouse at some point, but it looks like nobody's used it for years. A couple of old mattresses lie on the floor, with some dirty looking pillows and surprisingly nice-looking blankets on top of them.

You see some empty cans of food, some water bottles, and a few empty bags of chips, pretzels, and other snacks.

"Do you two live here?" you ask.

"So what if we do?" Lapis asks. "The rent's cheap."

"Where are your parents?" you ask him.

"Where do you think, idiot?" Lazuli asks. "They died a long time ago."

You sigh, handing half of the money back to her. "Here, I thought you two were just some cute jerks, but if you need it, I don't need all of it."

Lazuli stares for a moment before quickly grabbing the money, as if she's afraid you'll just take it back.

"If you guys need a job or something, go to Capsule Corp in West City," you say. "Tell them you're a friend of Tofoo, and I'm sure they can hook you up."

Lazuli's eyes go wide, and you see a smile begin to work its way onto her face before Lapis speaks up.

"Thanks, but we're doing just fine out here," he tells you. "Besides, working for a bunch of corporate snobs at Capsule Corp doesn't sound very fun."

Lazuli frowns. "Right. But thanks for the money."

>A. Apologize for breaking their door

>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this

>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile

>D. Ask if they know anything about the Red Ribbon Army

>E. Leave

>F. Something else

>>47881379
>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile

>>47881379
>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>F. "If you ever need help though, keep it in mind."
>E.

>>47881379
Oh shit is the door's lock okay?
Lock was best waifu!
Quick, gather the dragonballs and wish for Lock to be brought back to life

>>47881379
>>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
I mean, what would he have done if we weren't such a nice guy. Eventually he'll run into someone who'll catch them and they won't be as generous as we are.
Sometimes you've got to put family first.

>>47881379
>>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this

Say B as you walk away

No C. Please.

>>47881379
>>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
>>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile
>>E. Leave

>>47881379
>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>B. Tell Lapis that having a job has got to be better than this
>D. Ask if they know anything about the Red Ribbon Army

>>47881379
>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile
>E. Leave

>>A. Apologize for breaking their door
>>C. Tell Lazuli she has a nice smile

It was a nice door
This is nice board

>>47881485
>>47881470
>>47881439
It's specifically to spite me isn't it. No one wanted C until i asked the anons not to.

Goddammit anons.

>D. Ask if they know anything about the Red Ribbon Army
Cmon guys stop thinking with your dicks

>>47881518
Anons can't not, It's been proven by science high level neckbeards contain most of their grey matter in their dicks.

>>47881404
>>47881397
>>47881459
You tell Lazuli that you like it better when she smiles, then look back at Lapis.

"If you ever need help, just keep it in mind," you tell him. "Having a job has got to be better than this."

Lapis smirks. "It's not so bad. At least we have our freedom."

You shrug and start to walk toward the exit, apologizing for breaking their door. As you make it to the door frame, you pause, remembering something.

"Do you two know anything about the Red Ribbon Army?" you ask, turning around.

"Sure," Lapis says. "A bunch of clowns with stupid names who think they can take over the world. Why?"

>A. You heard the army was in this city, and wanted to know if they've seen anything

>B. Tell them you've been fighting the Red Ribbon Army

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

Rolled 63, 76, 31, 40, 49 = 259 (5d100)

>>47881379

>>47881673
>>A. You heard the army was in this city, and wanted to know if they've seen anything
>>B. Tell them you've been fighting the Red Ribbon Army

>>47881673

>B. Tell them you've been fighting the Red Ribbon Army
>D. Something else
We want to know if they have any idea where the Red Ribbon Army is based in this city.

>>47881673
>A. You heard the army was in this city, and wanted to know if they've seen anything
>D. "I'm not sure you should be talking about people's names Lapis."

>>47881698
Lol Lapis more like "La PISS" lmao

>>47881673
>>A. You heard the army was in this city, and wanted to know if they've seen anything
>>B. Tell them you've been fighting the Red Ribbon Army

North City was a mistake

>>47881832
t. Mirasaki Kitano

>>47881684
>>47881694
>>47881698
>>47881736
"I'm not sure you should be talking about people's names, Lapis," you tell the boy.

He scowls, while his sister chuckles.

You go on to explain that you've been fighting the Red Ribbon Army, and that you heard they were in this city.

"Have you two seen anything?" you ask.

Lapis snorts. "Right, you've been fighting the Red Ribbon Army, and I'm a park ranger."

Lazuli puts her hands on her hips, raising an eyebrow. "You've been fighting them? How? Sure, you can take a bullet, but they've got better guns than Lapis, tanks, planes, and rockets."

>A. You're super strong

>B. Ask again if they've seen anything

>C. Something else

>>47881906
>A. You're super strong
>C. "I came 2nd in the world martial arts tournament and that's only because Jackie could shoot lightning."

>>47881906
>C. Something else
costanza.jpg again

>>47881906
>>B. Ask again if they've seen anything

>"You can take a bullet, but they've got tanks."

>C. Something else "I was born with thick skin."

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>>47881927
I like this. Also, add that there are two more people just as strong as we are helping us fight them.

>and I'm a park ranger.
Holy shit. Lapis! HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

>>47882008
using an abridged joke in reference to the fact Sominus stole an abridged joke. 2deep5me

>>47882026
Sounds like you have an opinion

>>47882043
surprisingly, I don't

>>47882065
WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?

>>47882087
God, fuck LK. I've been playing that game since it came out and everyone else I know who does says that anytime anyone uses a draw card.

>>47881927
>>47882008
"I'm super strong," you tell them. "I came in second place at the World Martial Arts Tournament, and I only lost because Jackie could shoot lightning."

"Shoot lightning, right," Lazuli says, her tone betraying that she's having a hard time processing that.

You also explain that you have two friends who are about as strong as you, that have been helping you fight the army.

"Those two you were with?" Lazuli asks.

"Oh, he had friends?" Lapis asks.

She nods. "A bald kid and a spikey-haired kid with a monkey tail."

You ask them again if they've seen anything.

"Well, there was that bank robbery two weeks back," Lapis tells you. "Cleared the whole place out, blew up two police cars, and got away in a helicopter."

"Sound like your army?" Lazuli asks.

>A. Maybe, they would have that sort of equipment

>B. Ask if they've heard about any antiques being stolen

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>47882163
>D. Something else
Yes, thanks. Where they at?

>>47882163
>A. Maybe, they would have that sort of equipment

>>47882163
>B. Ask if they've heard about any antiques being stolen
"Something like an orange ball with stars."
Show them a dragonball, unless she stole that as well

>>47882163
Seconding
>>47882223

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>>47882163
That feel when you're just trying to live your muggle life in your muggle flat when some asshole comes in, absorbs a bullet, flirts with your sister, gives you 50,000Z, tells you people can shoot lightning, that he's looking for magic wishing balls, and that you're gonna be a park ranger when you grow up

>>47882276
"Did he jump everywhere he went, and have a stupid name? Must be the player character."

>>47882163
>A, B, and "try to stay out of their way. They are dangerous."

>>47882349
Oh, and check that we still have the balls and radar.

>>47882223
>>47882247
>>47882349
"Maybe," you say. "They would have that sort of equipment. Have you guys heard about any sort of antiques being stolen?"

"Antiques?" Lapis asks. "What, like pottery and old chairs?"

You shake your head, and pull out one of the Dragonballs you have on your person. You show it to the siblings, and ask if they've heard about anything like it being stolen.

"No," Lazuli tells you. "I've never even heard of anything like that existing."

"Is it valuable?" Lapis asks. "And is there another one around here?"

>A. You don't know if there's one in the city

>B. Explain to them what the Dragonballs are

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>47882308
We didn't climb on furniture, smash pottery, dig out an easer egg from behind the sofa, put a basket on one of their heads while stealing all the towels and washing powder, spin impatiently in a circle while talking to them, and shout out vague topics of conversation only to interrupt them the second they started speaking. We aren't very player character.

>>47882440
>A. You don't know if there's one in the city
>D. "Not really. Their boss just collects them. One of my friend had one so we're trying to get it back."
Its the small lies that work

>>47882440
>B. Explain to them what the Dragonballs are
>D. Something else
The Red Ribbon army wants them.
So I'm gonna stop them.
Also I owe the wish to a person at Capsule Corp.

>>47882477
seconding.

>>47882534
thirding

>>47882440
"They're not worth money"

>>47882440
>>A. You don't know if there's one in the city

>>47882477
This
>>47882440

>>47882561
LIAR!

>>47882626
The only people I could see offering money for them is the Red Ribbon army, and they'd just take them by force if you tried selling anyway

>>47882626
They're not worth money but can potentially be used to gain infinite money.

>>47882626
Be quiet Governor.

>>47882663
just as $20 dollars can be used to gain peanuts

>>47882675
Your city is currently experiencing a mineral shortfall, and the plebs are rioting. I recommend building a library.

>>47882477
"It's not really valuable," you answer. "But the Red Ribbon Army's boss collects them. One of my friends had one, so we're trying to get it back."

Lazuli smirks. "Seems like you're pretty easy to steal from."

"So, is there one around here, or something?" Lapis asks.

You admit that you don't know, but if the Red Ribbon Army is here, it's a possibility.

"So, if you have money, why not just buy your friend a new one?" Lazuli asks. "Or have someone make him a new one? Or even just give him the one you have?"

>A. There's only seven on the whole planet

>B. It has sentimental value

>C. The one your friend wants has four stars

>D. Something else

>E. Leave

>>47882756
>B. It has sentimental value
>C. The one your friend wants has four stars
"Last thing he has of his family."

>>47882756
>>B. It has sentimental value
It was a gift from his late Grandfather. Family is important, you know.

>>47882756
Oh shit that's some good orphan guilt. I'll second.
>>47882784

>>47882756
>B, C, E, and tell Lapis, "you might have your freedom now, but what happens if the cops catch you? Be careful."

Hey, how come nobody's told us to go to >>>/v/ or whatever that quest board is yet

>>47882856
They realize by now that it's an empty gesture?

>>47882866
cmon senpai it was an empty gesture from day 1

>>47882887
Yeah, you and I know that, but did they?

>>47882792
>>47882784
"It has sentimental value," you tell her. "The last thing he has of his family."

Lazuli frowns again. "Well, I hope you find it, then."

"How's his different from the one you have?" Lapis asks.

You explain that his has four stars on it.

Before the conversation can drag on any further, you hear police sirens from outside.

>A. Tell Lapis and Lazuli to hide

>B. Go see what's going on

>C. Something else

>>47882981
>A. Tell Lapis and Lazuli to hide
>B. Go see what's going on

>>47882981
>B. Go see what's going on
But

>C. Something else
Bring Lapis with us, tell Lazuli to hide.

>>47882981
>>A. Tell Lapis and Lazuli to hide
>>B. Go see what's going on

It could be the Red Ribbon army!

>>47882981
>A then B

>>47882981
SOM, how strong is Goku compared to canon at this point? How strong are we compared to canon Goku? How strong is Krillin to canon Krillin?

>>47883090
Powerlevel status:

[ ]Bullshit
[ ]Bullshit
[x]Bullshit
[x]Bullshit (canon)
[ ]Bullshit
[ ]Bullshit

Did Lazuli jack Goku's "power pole?"

>>47883090
They're about the same as canon, you're stronger than Krillin, and probably slightly stronger than Goku

>>47883194
You are being very silly anon.

>>47883237
Will she jack ours for some more Zenni?

>>47882986
You tell Lapis and Lazuli to hide as you run for the door.

Stepping outside, you see a line of police cars speeding past the alleyway, sirens blaring as they make their way down the street.

Stepping out of the alley, you see them round a corner and disappear.

>A. Go tell Lapis and Lazuli that it's okay

>B. Follow the cars

>C. Something else

>>47883255
l-lewd

>>47883255
I have to say that I do not approve of this line of conversation or this line of thought. Please do not continue.

>>47883266
>A. Go tell Lapis and Lazuli that it's okay

You know cops don't usually come up with their sirens blaring to capture people in their houses.

Usually they just come up, park and knock on the door.

>>47883266
>A. Go tell Lapis and Lazuli that it's okay
>>B. Follow the cars

>>47883266
>A. Go tell Lapis and Lazuli that it's okay

then

>B. Follow the cars

Can we outrun the cars yet?

Also where's Goku and Krillin?>

>>47883266
>A, say goodbye, then B

>>47883287
They went to find the guy that "attacked" 18

>>47883310
Isn't that us, tho?

>>47883320
no

>>47883266
>>A. Go tell Lapis and Lazuli that it's okay

>>47883283
You run back inside, telling Lapis and Lazuli that it's alright, then run back out the door, taking off after the police cars.

The blaring of their sirens allows you to track them, and it doesn't take long for you to catch up. You run down the sidewalk, moving around many shocked people as you follow the cars, which screech to a halt in front of a bank.

The police set up a perimeter, and a dog-man with brown fur and a megaphone shouts for the people inside to come out with their hands up.

There's no answer.

>A. Ask a policeman what's going on

>B. Rush into the bank and take out whoever is robbing it

>C. Sit back and watch what happens

>D. Something else

>>47883487
>A

>>47883487
>>B. Rush into the bank and take out whoever is robbing it
Push it to the limit.

>>47883487
>A. Ask a policeman what's going on
assess the situation. be patient like bear during salmon spawning season

>>47883487
>D. Something else
Find a costume shop, make a vigilante costume and then head and do

>A.

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So we're finally, for real, settled on a waifu now, right?

>>47883615
the lowest rider jeans

>>47883615
No, screw you anon. I'm still waifuing Bulma

And I am fully ready to vote rig that shit into happening.

>>47883654
She really is the girliest of all the DB waifus, isn't she? In a weird way.

>>47883615
Yes, or an OC Sayian waifu if she fails.

>>47883654
No, screw you anon, even that gif makes my heart melt I will stay faithful to bulma.

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>>47883732
Give in

>>47883703
I voted to suplex Metallitron!

Rolled 53, 29, 50 = 132 (3d100)

>>47883487
>D. Something else

I roll over an 80 on a best of 3

>>47883788
I saw, and saw that it didn't exactly work. That just means we need to work on our suplexes. We need to be able to Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat.

Rolled 69, 53, 72 = 194 (3d100)

>>47883800
... on my second attempt.

>>47883779
you can't fool me. that's not 18. that's super 17 who absorbed 18. only that version has hair that long

>>47883806
>>47883779
You're gonna have to post something better than that if you want me to start waifuing 18.

>>47883615
I've settled on 18 for a while now, i just don't want anons to smash every 18 option available because their dicks are exploding and ruin any chance of any positive relationship with her.

Let's play it cool for once and not rape mash the seduce button. I do think our 'get shit done' decently intelligent good guy With a subtle but deep and huge lust for violence shtick would work well with her, more than any other of the DBZ women personality wise anyway.

>>47883841
I have an opinion on this issue but I'm not going to tell you what my opinion is.

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I'd be fine with anybody who isn't Chi Chi, to be honest.

Chi Chi a shit.

Of course, she might grow up to be totally different without all that butthurt over Goku forgetting her or the continued butthurt about Goku ignoring her or her own kids always trying to ditch her or...

Man, she had a hard life, didn't she?

>>47883876
Yeah ChiChi has every right to be as angry as she is.

Think about it, your husband takes your 4 year old son out for a reunion, and the next you hear your husband is dead and your son was kidnapped twice, and is now somewhere alone in the wilderness being brutally trained by the guy that killed your husband after almost killing him before.

And that's just the first 5 episodes of DBZ.

>>47883961
You know, it's surprising she didn't develop a drinking habit or something

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>>47883867
You want to violate her don't you? You're the dungeon rape anon.

Do you like hurting other waifus?

>>47883513
"What's going on?" you ask the nearest policeman.

"Not now, kid," he says. "Wait, do you have family in there or something?"

>A. (Lie) Yes, and you want to know what's going on

>B. No, just curious

>C. Forget this, storm the bank

>D. Something else

>>47884024
>>C. Forget this, storm the bank

If we don't act, people could get killed.

Let's do this.

>>47884024
>A. (Lie) Yes, and you want to know what's going on

>>47883876
Krillin already got Chichi

>>47884024
>>C. Forget this, storm the bank
RECKLESS

>>47884060
Calm down Donn Mortem.

>>47884060
You haven't learned to teleport yet

>>47884024
>A

>>47884060
>>47884070
>>47884077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>47884024
>D. Something else
>Jump on the roof and go through the ventilation system

That's how all the bank heist movies do it.

>>47883876
Giving Chichi actual friends to interact with instead of being stuck as the sheltered hillbilly princess that she is would go a long way too.

>>47884077
What if we create 67 Afterimages, each more Afterimagey then the last?

>>47884153
Supporting

Go in and do this.

>>47884153
>>47884043
Nevermind this, you don't have time to sit around and ask questions.

It's time to get a little reckless.

Pushing through the police line, you run ahead toward the bank, ignoring the cops who shout and run after you as you make your approach to the building.

But, despite what the police are probably thinking, you aren't heading for the front door. Instead, you head for the side, jump, and punch into the wall, giving yourself a handhold before creating another, and another until you reach the top.

You decide to do what you've seen in some of the movies you watched with Oolong while you lived at Capsule Corp. You're going in through the vents.

It's a tight fit, but you're able to make your way through the ventilation system, pausing when you hear voices below you. Looking down though a grate in the vent, you spot five, well-armed individuals standing in the middle of the bank, surrounded by terrified looking people on the ground.

Four men surround a woman with long, green hair who looks at her watch impatiently.

"Boss, when's the chopper supposed to get here?" one of the soldiers asks.

"Five minutes ago," the woman says with an angered growl.

"What if they don't show?" a fox man asks.

"Then we blast our way out with as much as we can carry," the woman tells him. "Take some of the hostages with us so the police keep their distance."

"We have enough firepower to take them," one of the soldiers tells her.

"Maybe, but we're still outnumbered, this could go real bad real fast," the woman tells him.

>A. Drop down from the vents

>B. Keep watching

>C. Something else

>>47884312
Take them out with the ninja stars.

>>47884330
This

>>47884312
>A. Drop down from the vents
go for a dropkick if you can

>>47884312
>>A. Drop down from the vents
Strike now, don't wait

Hotline miami rampage intensifies Pardo style.

>>47884312
>>A. Drop down from the vents

>>47884312
>>A. Drop down from the vents
Any way to cut the lights first?

>>47884426
You're not Batman, you will never be Batman

>>47884462
Can we be Nightwing or Red Hood?

Or at least Red Robin (Yum!) ?

>We'll never be half as awesome as Cassandra though.

>>47884462
That sounds like a limitation to overcome.

>>47884373
You drop down from the vents, kicking one of the soldiers as you come to land, and sending him flying across the room.

As the man crashes into the far wall, the woman and her three remaining men turn to you.

"Who let this kid in here?" one of the men said.

"I don't know, bu-" the woman starts before pausing, raising an eyebrow. "Ah, it's you."

Her men look at her in confusion, while she just chuckles to herself. "Just my luck. You're the boy who defeated the Silver and White corps, aren't you?"

>A. Well, you don't like the brag

>B. One of them

>C. Yes

>D. Tell her to give up so you don't have to hurt her

>E. Ask if she has a Dragonball

>F. Something else

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>>47884462
We may not be Batman, but at least we're not Suppaman.

>>47884499
>B, D

>>47884499
>"Platinum, Tofoo Platinum."

Throw the ninja stars at their guns i guess.

>>47884517
Bond, Tofoo Bond, MI6 agent designation 008.

>>47884499
>>B. One of them
>>D. Tell her to give up so you don't have to hurt her

>>47884499
>>B. One of them
>>D. Tell her to give up so you don't have to hurt her

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>>47884503
>Anus mouth

>>47884499
Ask if she is a dragonball

>>47884514
"One of them," you tell her. "Please give up so I don't have to hurt you."

"Hurt me?" she asks, gasping and batting her eyelashes. "Well, I wouldn't want that. So, how about we make a deal? You're obviously really strong if you beat Silver and White, so you'd definitely be very useful. Why not join the Red Ribbon Army? I'll make you my second in command. You'll be rich and powerful, and practically own all of North City. You can have anything you want. Money, girls, video games, your very own amusement park, anything."

Her men give her strange looks, while she just gives you a smile.

"What do you say?"

>A. Punch her

>B. Deal

>C. No deal

>D. Beat up her men

>E. Tell her to surrender again

>F. Something else

>>47884635
>B. Deal (lie)
Smile

And then

>A. Punch her
>>D. Beat up her men

>>47884635
>>A. Punch her
>>D. Beat up her men
>>C. No deal
Ask why they all keep offering to make us their second in command.

>>47884635
>F. Something else (Bluff)
"Rename it the Tofoo Army and we have a deal. I don't work for anyone who thinks a ribbon is an intimidating name."

After-image around and take all her men out while making the deal, take their guns ask if she like to make that deal now.

>>47884635
>D then E

>>47884635
Join and make our first order of business to disband everyone below us.

>tell her she's pretty

>>47884660
>>47884651
You punch the woman, sending her flying across the room to join her soldier against the wall.

Her men turn their guns on you, but you can avoid the bullets fairly easily, and are able to take all three of them out with little difficulty. In a few short seconds, they're all passed out on the floor, and not long after that, the police come rushing in.

"What in the world happened here?" the dog man asks.

The hostages explain the situation to the police, and the dog-man comes over to you.

"Damn fine work, son, ever thought of taking up a career with the police department?" he asks.

>A. You're only thirteen

>B. No

>C. No, but now that he mentions it, that might not be a bad job for you

>D. Yes

>E. Something else

>>47884851
>>A. You're only thirteen
>>C. But now that he mentions it, that might not be a bad job for you
>>E. Something else
Ask him if we can ask something of the chick when she wakes up.

>>47884851
>D. Yes
"Can I be a sheriff and deputize my friends?! Their just as strong as me!"

>>47884851
Tell him he's pretty

>>47884891
Fuck you, anon

>>47884871
they're*

>>47884851
>>C. No, but now that he mentions it, that might not be a bad job for you
But
>>A. You're only thirteen

>>47884851
>A, ask if we can ask the woman questions, ask where the RRA base is and if they have any Dragonballs with them

>>47884865
"I'm only thirteen," you tell him. "But now that you mention it, that might not be a bad job for me."

"Well, come see us in a few years, then," the officer tells you. "We could use people like you."

You ask if you can ask the woman a few questions when she wakes up, only to be informed that she's already awake. You approach her and ask about the Dragonballs, and the Red Ribbon base.

"There aren't any Dragonballs in this area," she tells you. "And I'm definitely not telling you where our base is."

"We'll find out eventually," the officer assures you.

>A. Ask if you can have a few minutes alone with her

>B. Remind the woman that you're the one who beat Silver and White, you can definitely make her talk

>C. Fine, you'll find it on your own

>D. Something else

>>47884503
His confrontation with Blue was pretty funny

>>47885037
A

>>47885037
>A
Wink at the Cop

>>47885037
>>A. Ask if you can have a few minutes alone with her

>>47885037
>>B. Remind the woman that you're the one who beat Silver and White, you can definitely make her talk

>>47885234
You ask the officer if you can have a few minutes alone with the woman.

She looks up at you, looking quite worried now.

"I'm not sure that's such a good idea," the officer tells you. "Maybe-"

He's cut off by a loud boom, and the ground beneath you shaking. You hear people screaming from outside, and, running to the door, you see the flaming wreckage of a helicopter on top of a nearby building.

Two shapes hop from the roofs of other nearby buildings, coming to land in front of the bank.

You find yourself looking down the stairs at the faces of Goku and Krillin.

>To be continued

Hope everyone had fun, follow me @qmdralo to see when the next thread is up

As always, I'll stick around for a little while

>>47885037
>>B. Remind the woman that you're the one who beat Silver and White, you can definitely make her talk

>A. Ask if you can have a few minutes alone with her

Oh fuck yeah interrogation.

Don't start with the head.... it makes the victim all... fuzzy.

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>>47885329
Thanks for running, boss.

https://twitter.com/AXLLOWS/status/743801965503643654?lang=en

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>>47885358
Thanks for following, anon

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>>47885369
The fuck is happening?

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>>47885399
It's the new "crying Vegeta" figure with shaking in despair action. First in the line was dead yamcha.

>>47885447
Dark

>>47885369
like a bitch.

So. Suno or Princess Misa, who is best girl for Goku?

>>47885498
Bulma

>>47885498
I have yet to watch the episode with Princess Misa, so I'd say Suno. But, with the way the story is progressing in this quest, Misa seems more likely

>>47885498
Neither. Best girl is a Tuffle.

>>47885540
But anon, Tuffles arn't even 2 feet tall according to the flashbacks.

>>47885540
Wrong quest, anon.

All the tuffles are dead

>>47885540
Baby isn't even born yet, man

>>47885512
I don't see Bulma as the /ss/ type,

>>47885556
Memories aren't great at recalling details like height.

>>47885564
Their age is only four years apart

>>47885570
Not to mention King Kai also remembered Planet Vegeta being destroyed by its own guardian

>>47885564
She's totally up for it after he hits puberty

>>47885579
Well he wasn't wrong, planet Vegeta was destroyed by it's own "guardian"

>>47885613
Beerus?

>>47885613
Okay, fine, semantics

>>47885608
It's true

>>47885617
He couldn't even kill all the dinosaurs on earth, he just ended up sending them back to the stone age with no hope of recovering.

>>47885556
3 - 4 feet tall. Saiyans can get Nappa sized, remember.

Why didn't we tell the lady she was pretty?

>>47885704
She's not a lock

>>47885704
Because it seems the anons at large have narrowed down their choices of waifus

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Holy damn those ballistics!

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>>47885728
>>47885756

>>47885540
To be completely honest, I completely agree. I genuinely enjoyed seeing/making that happen, there was good chemistry and it all felt in-character for them. But since there are no redheaded midgets around, I want Goku to end up with the next best thing.

And that, in my opinion, is Suno.

>>47885907
Well then, you know what you must do

>>47885936
I'll try my best, SOM, but if Misa is who he ends up with, I'll accept it.

>>47885969
Very well

>>47885997
You do realize if he doesn't end up with Misa, there is another redheaded princess that will want his power pole, yes?

A snake lady princess.

>>47886125
Not happening

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>>47885498
Carrot monkey should be paired with moon bunny.

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>>47886143
SOM! Can we use the Dragon Balls to revive best Saiyan and then go on outer space adventures?
Unless he's been Xenoverse'd, then can we go on Time Patrol adventures?