>>48359366

I sit up from the oh so soft and comfortable bed, oh so reluctantly. My heart won't stop beating, which is also pretty standard but...it feels frozen, and dead while it's beating. I don't know it just doesn't feel normal.

"Ooooh" Iris sings from the shower, clicking her tongue a few times and generally just singing a lyricless song, that is pretty lovely, in a basic and sort of broken kind of way I guess "Whaaaaaaahaaaauuuwaaah"

Kelly just growls, covering her ears as she tries to crawl and hide under he bed, before she starts to wail like Iris' singing is actually killing her. Which could be happening actually. Weirder things have happened, I mean just look at me.

I grind my teeth, my skin crawling from this unknown feeling, and it won't stop. I can't even calm down like I usually do, I've tried it all already, flying through the air, feeding on lust and all the other kinds of fun and excitement I love.

None of it worked like it's usually does, and now I think I'm going a little mad from it all!

What do I do?
[] go for a walk or a fly
[] Wait for iris and go out to town with her
[] ask Iris if we're ready to leave
[] drag kelly out of the bed and go "Hunting"
[] Groan and roll around on the bed
[] Look to one of the books for answers
[] Mirror walk Somewhere
[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*
[] try to drown out the feeling by indulging my desires.
[]write in

>>48359376
>[] Wait for iris and go out to town with her
>[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*

>>48359376
>[] Groan and roll around on the bed
>[] drag kelly out of the bed and go "Hunting"
>[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*

>>48359376
>[] Wait for iris and go out to town with her
>[] Look to one of the books for answers

>Tell Iris that something feels wrong

>>48359376
>[] Groan and roll around on the bed
>[] drag kelly out of the bed and go "Hunting"
>[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*
> Tell Iris you feel something weird before you head out

>>48359376
>[] Groan and roll around on the bed
>[] Look to one of the books for answers
>find out whats up with that burning 't'
>[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*
>tell Iris your heading out.

I groan and flop over, before I start t roll around on the bed, getting caught up in all of the blankets and tangling them up around and over my wings. Well, this is wonderful, you know what I'm just going to lay here for awhile. I sigh and close my eyes, before a sudden pulsing feeling rockets through my head and forces me back up as my stomach feels like it's twisting and sloshing around inside of me.

I feel so whoozy, like I'm going to throw up just like...just like when I was talking to the priest in front of that burning thing. I blink and hold my mouth as I slowly open my eyes, and start to feel a little mad. This has to be something he's doing...it has to be, he's up to something.

And whatever it is, it can't be good for me, considering how much he hates me. I frown, and look at the drape covered window as I toss the blankets off of my back with my wings and hop off the bed as the shower stops.

"Finally, she's done making noise" Kelly grumbles under it, growling wetly as I walk on over to the fancy door, all covered in carved leaves and vines.

And before I do, the bathroom door creaks open behind me, and I hear Iris snort, sounding a little annoyed.

"And where are you going?" She asks flatly, flapping her wings to dry them off

"Oh, I just feel something weird, the air feels all wrong" I say shrugging as I glance back, and frown as I see she's all covered up with towels "So I'm going to see what's causing it"

"Even though that fanatic wants you dead" Iris asks "I thought you wanted to get out of here as quickly as you could"

"Yeah, I do, but I'm a little too curious for my own good" I say grinning "Besides, I don't like it when someone wants me dead"

"No one does" Iris says angrily, stepping towards me as Kelly watches her like a hungry wolf "Common sense really, but so is not going out when someone wa
cont

>>48359792
nts to hurt you"

"Well I've never had much of that anyways" I say opening the door "Besides, you'll know what to do if I do get into any trouble, and you'll save me if you need to"

She sighs, and pushes her glasses up, looking at me with those ruby red eyes as she keeps on smiling.

"Fine" She sighs shaking her head "Just try to stay safe, and if anything is going on, come back to me, and don't try anything"

"Hehe" I giggle as I walk out of the door and shut it behind me "No promise"

"Mali" She begins, before she stops. I frown and then I smile, as I nearly skip down the darkened halls, with the red carpet and dark almost red wood, and all of the creepy portraits lining it.


Now, lets go see that priest fellow...one problem though. I hop down the stairs, glancing at the confused looking innkeep as he cleans up the floor. Yeah there's always a problem isn't there.

Well two ones here actually, where he is. I mean I'm pretty certain I know that answer to that one. But other is more important, if I should even go looking for him.

Yeah, I should. He'll just end up hurting iris if he tries to hurt me, and I can't let anyone hurt my master.

What do I do?
[]Just go and fly over to the church
[] leave the sigh of mortals and walk right to the church
[] Cause a ruckus in town, painting him as a traitor, or try to at least
[]On second thought, I want Iris to come with me
[]Trail him for awhile 1d20+senses
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48359878
>[]Trail him for awhile 1d20+senses

>>48359878
>[]Just go and fly over to the church

At maximum altitude, if we can manage it. Also, do we have our spear on us?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48359878
>[]Trail him for awhile 1d20+senses

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48359878
>[]Just go and fly over to the church
>[]Trail him for awhile 1d20+senses

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48359878
[]Trail him for awhile 1d20+senses

>>48359878
>[]Just go and fly over to the church

But I'm also not dumb enough to just fly into his base shouting about justice and other stuff like that, Even if I am a demon. I sigh and shake my head. I mean the only thing I've really ever fought was that imp and that monster in the woods. I scratch my chin, and wrap my other thing arms over myself as I step out of the hotel's gardens, walking past all the white rose bushes, and creepy wooden statues carved to look like dancers...I think.

The wind is blowing, and it's cold, like the world decided it was winter all of a sudden. All the flowers dance around me, and so do the tree branches as I stand on the old brick road.

But then again, why wouldn't I? I unfurl my wings and step into the street, an old hag watching me across the street with a toothless smile as I start to pick up the pace and run.

I mean, I have no idea where he'll be besides that church, and Well it'll be the only way I can really start following him to see what he's up to.

I kick off of the edge of a fountain and take to the skies, flying up towards the grey wall of clouds above me, twisting around and around as I close my eyes.

The air is whistling around me as I feel the air get thinner, and somehow it gets even colder. I open my eyes.
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16+2=18= success
-

And I smell flames and smokes...oil like torches. I bend back, wrapping my wings around myself as I duck back, rubbing all over myself to stay warm as I start to plummet like a stone. My short hair blows back as I fall through the air, looking down at the world under me.

The church stands like a broken old bunch of ruins you'd find in the wood, all over grown. And he hasn't bothered to clean up, leaving ivy to grow all over it.

I wince as I unfold my wings so I don't slam into the ground in a big ugly broken heap...well probably not ugly. I smirk and fly up, looking at the old building and flying up a little higher
cont

>>48360178
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz5Mx3a8kRw
_

And then I hear chanting, and stomping inside of it, as smoke rises out of the various holes in the roof, making it look like a dying fire in some ways.

I frown as my heart calms down, and that horrible feeling creeps into my heart.

And then the front doors creak open, and I see baldy walk out, wearing a cloak as white as snow, carrying one of those t things like a massive staff. And behind him come a bunch of freaks wearing twisted and warped masks, all chanting in unison.

It makes my skin crawl, and it takes all I have to not turn and fly away. I don't like the look of this at all. This has bad written all over it.

What do I do?
[] Land in front of them *+Prismatic skin*
[] sneak into the church
[] Build walls around them 1d20+Pot
[] fly back to iris
[] keep just following them
[] drop alchemical magic on the fires to change their color, for fun 1d20+pot
[] Fly through the crowd 1d20+agility
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48360264
>[] keep just following them
>[] drop alchemical magic on the fires to change their color, for fun 1d20+pot

And after they've had their freak out

>[] fly back to iris

>>48360286
Wrong name, shit

>>48360264
>[] keep just following them

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48360264
sure, this>>48360286


>>48360301
you could just, not have a name

>>48360264
>[] keep just following them
>[] fly back to iris

>>48360264
>[] keep just following them

So, even as exciting as it'd be, I think I'll just keep on observing, since I'm pretty sure they're to caught up in whatever they're doing to actually notice me flying way up here. I flap my wings, watching them walk under all of the smoke, but all I can really see is their shadows, since they're carrying so many torches.

I tilt my head and flip back, laying down and lazily drifting around as I twist and circle around to stay up on the air, flapping my wings to stay way above these weirdos.

They turn away from the road leading from the church to the town proper and start walking over the hills and fields of flowers, still droning on with that chant of theirs. Where are they...They're heading for the hotel aren't they. And just like that, my heart nearly leaps right out of my chest.

And I zip down, twisting through the streets as I start to panic, as all the worse possibilites fill my head and scream at me.

Next thing I know there's a loud crash and shattering sound, and I'm on the floor of the hotel. I sit up, pain biting and nipping my body as I try and pick glass out of my arms as painlessly as I can manage.

"Mali!" Iris shouts in surprise "What the hell are you doing?! Please tell me you just forgot the window was there, they didn't hurt you right?"

I smile and look over at her, as I feel my blood drip down my arms as the cuts heal up

"Smell fear, and fire" Kelly whines, peeking out of the bed, only looking like a pair of eyes

What do I say?
[] Oh of course not, I just uh...was panicking
[] Aww thanks for worrying, but no I'm fine
[] Well they're going to
[] Iris they're coming here with a bunch of torches
[] I think they've gone tail up bonkers
[] Mind if I borrow kelly for a bit
[] Well, not yet, but they're about to try I think
[] we need to get out of here!
[] write in

>>48360648
>[] Iris they're coming here with a bunch of torches
>[] I think they've gone tail up bonkers
>[] Mind if I borrow kelly for a bit

>>48360648
>[] Iris they're coming here with a bunch of torches

>>48360648
>[] Aww thanks for worrying, but no I'm fine
>[] I think they've gone tail up bonkers
>[] Well, not yet, but they're about to try I think
>[] we need to get out of here!

>>48360648
>[] Oh of course not, I just uh...was panicking
>[] Iris they're coming here with a bunch of torches
>[] Well, not yet, but they're about to try I think
>[] we need to get out of here!

>>48360686
>[] Iris they're coming here with a bunch of torches


Forgot one

>>48360648
>[] Oh of course not, I just uh...was panicking
>[] Aww thanks for worrying, but no I'm fine
>[] Iris they're coming here with a bunch of torches
>[] Well, not yet, but they're about to try I think

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48360723
>[] I think they've gone tail up bonkers
>try to fix the window with magic

"Well not yet" I say standing up, rubbing my still stinging arms, smearing my black blood down them "But I think they're about to try"

Iris' eyes narrow behind her glasses as she stands up off the bed, wrapping her wings around herself slowly as I can practically taste her anger. Its sour and burning, as she gets off the bed with a long drawn out sigh. She tilts her head, her ears swivel as she looks through me.

"Hmmph" She says, frowning and looking afraid for a moment, before she smirks "Well they aren't going to, surely they still have some reason left in them, right? I mean it's just misguided..."

"Iris, I'm pretty sure they've gone tail up bonkers" I say seriously, which makes Iris jolt a bit, her ears standing up on end "Cause they're coming here with torches"

"TORCHES!?" She yells, her eyes going wide as Kelly whines and repeats her "alright, so it's more than just misguided loyalty, it's zealotry now, and that really...really makes it a little harder to get out of this without bloodshed"

"Mi'lady, we're here to save you from the beast" An idiotic sounding voice says happily from the other side of the door as I hear shout and arguing from the floor behind us.

And the door begins to open, as I realize I didn't lock the door.

What do I do?
[] grab Iris and rush out of the window 1d20+agility
[] Warn him about Kelly
[]Step out of the way, so Kelly doesn't run me over
[] Seal the door 1d20+pot
[] Throw my spear 1d100
[] trip him with my tongue 1d100
[]Put my arm over a light, a stun him with the flashing colors
[] write in

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48360927
>[] trip him with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48360927
>[] Seal the door 1d20+pot

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48360927
>[]Put my arm over a light, a stun him with the flashing colors
>[] Seal the door 1d20+pot

>>48360927
>[]Put my arm over a light, a stun him with the flashing colors
>[]Step out of the way, so Kelly doesn't run me over

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48360927
>[] Seal the door 1d20+pot
>[] Warn him about Kelly

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48360927
>[] Seal the door 1d20+pot

>>48361015
>[]Put my arm over a light, a stun him with the flashing colors

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48360927
>Seal the door 1d20+pot

The door creaks open, and I put my arm over one of the lamps in the room. The man gasps and stumbles back, covering his eyes.

And in that moment, I hear Kelly growling like the wild animal she almost is. And I act faster than she does, or I almost do. I blink, and she's torn his arm off, leaving only a ragged stump in its place as he stumbles back into the hallway.

His ear shattering screech drowns out the crunching and chewing as Kelly drags her snack off to the corner. I close my eyes, so I don't have to see it, and slam my shoulder into the door, slamming it shut and throwing the man wailing behind it to the floor. I press my back against it and sigh, as I see measurements and golden dust blow against it behind me, slowly coating the door with long strips of metal and bolts to keep it closed.

Kelly cries out through her teeth, as she bites down on her hand to stop herself from screaming. I force myself to keep looking at her, which isn't hard to do from the noises kelly is making.

"We need to get out of here now" Iris says slowly, after a long second of silence, as stomping feet run up the stairs

And the man keeps on crying and wailing, his voice weakening with every breath he takes.

"I know" I say, still shocked at how fast Kelly moved just then "I know"

Iris presses her hand on the wall, and it splits, spitting out white light as the wall twists itself around to let her through. And she rushes over to me, away from the light that pours through it.


"Okay, on my count, start running Mali" She says "and don't look back, okay?"

What do I do?
[] obey 1d20+agility
[] grab Iris and take her with me 1d20+will
[] Try and argue with her
[] fly out of the hole in the wall
[] Apologize to the man dying outside of the door
[] yell at kelly
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] obey 1d20+agility

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] grab Iris and take her with me 1d20+will

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] obey 1d20+agility
I hope she will be okay, but I guess we need to trust her now.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] grab Iris and take her with me 1d20+will


Kelly can handle herself, but we don't know how well Iris can fight outside of her super scream

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] grab Iris and take her with me 1d20+will

>>48361182
>[] Try and argue with her
>[] yell at kelly

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] obey 1d20+agility

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48361182
>[] obey 1d20+agility

My legs start to move, but I don't...she's going to stay back here isn't she? I clench my fists and start to feel like I can't move. A killer headache works into my skull, as I bite my tongue as it whips around in my mouth.
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19+4= 23= bare success
-

"Nooo" I groan slowly, feeling my bones shaking as the rest of me twitches and tugs, before there's a cool emptiness in my gut "I'm not going to leave you here with them, they're crazy who knows what they'll do to ya"

"They won't hurt me, no one in brausrburge is dumb enough to try to" She says calmly "Mali, they want you dead, I just need some time to explain it and"

"Are you sure?" I ask unfolding my wings as I stare into her eyes, and kelly snaps her stolen arm's bone "This isn't a time to try and talk things out, we got to run"

She blinks, and blushes slightly as she awkwardly tries to come up with a rebuttal, So I grab her by her but and hoist her onto my shoulder, with a lot of difficulty. I may not be strong, but will is more important than that when it comes to things like this.

"Malizeral" She whispers into my ear, making me drop her like a sack of potatoes, No no no no no no no no noooo! Stop it! I don't wanna I don't wanna "Run"

And so I do, crying as I run out of the hole she made into the wall, leaping to the weed filled alleyway, landing on all of my hands and feet, as my fingers dig into the dust and dirt covered stone.

"Sorry" She says flatly "I hope you'll forgive me for being selfish right now, Mali"

I can't speak, and before I know it. I go back to running.
-
19+2= 21 success
-
People are coming out of their houses to see what all the noise is about, but I run past them before they can crowd up, my legs aching as I try and turn around, but I keep one running.

and running. And when I stop, I'm on the edge of a farm, all alone and abandoned, as it starts to rain.

And then the order stops working on me, and I turn back around, and see smoke rising from the part of town I ran from.
cont

>>48361492
And, I can hear wailing. It isn't Iris' voice, Or Kelly's. Its the sound of someone dying and losing themselves, and then the beast that came crawling out of them crying as they just keep on burning....I clench my fists, feeling just plain mad and pissed off

They're burning the innkeeper. And I feel...I just feel terrible. And I realize, it took me a lot longer to care than it should've.

But I didn't even know him at all...yeah that's the reason isn't it?

What do I do?
[]Pay the favor back, by burning the church
[] Wait in the center of town
[] go back, dragging my spear along behind me
[] make a small mirror, and hop through it back into the hotel
[] Sit down, and cry
[]...so they want a demon right? *attract attention to myself by acting on my instincts*
[] Curse Iris for being like this
[] write in

>>48361559
>[] make a small mirror, and hop through it back into the hotel

>>48361559
>[] Curse Iris for being so selfless
>[] go back, dragging my spear along behind me

>>48361559
>[] Curse Iris for being so selfless
>[] go back, dragging my spear along behind me

>>48361559
>[] make a small mirror, and hop through it back into the hotel

>>48361559
>[] Curse Iris for being so selfless
>[] go back, dragging my spear along behind me

>>48361559
>[] Curse Iris for being so selfless
>[] go back, dragging my spear along behind me

I don't know if I would call her actions selfless, to be honest. It seems rather selfish of her to override Malis wishes like that for her own, especially since if Mali had stayed she might have been able to save the innkeeper together.

>>48361559
>[] Sit down, and cry
>[] Wait in the center of town
>[] Curse Iris for being like this

>>48361639
It's one of those moral gray areas where we're both right, to me at least. She's being selfish in that she's putting her own desires before ours, that's true. But she's giving herself up to a mod of crazed zealots that she might not be able to placate. Putting herself in that much danger for us is selfless. And I think that's how Mali would see it, sacrificing herself to save her friend.

"Dammit" I growl, pushing my upper two hands into my eyes, trying to wipe my tears away as I fall against the fence and shake, feeling cold and...empty "Dammit, DAMMIT! WHhhhhhhy"

I wail, clawing my hands gently down my face as I hold myself up with my other two spare hands. A burning rage fills me up, and quickly goes down as I cry out, my voice mixing up with the wind blowing around me.

"Dammit Iris" I whine as I curl up and shake my head "Why did you have to be nice, you could've ran with me, but noo you had to care about me and now you're all...alone with crazy people, all because you were too nice to risk something useless like me, damn you, damn you iris, You had to be selfless and kind, you had to be my friend, you...you."

I stop, and close my eyes, and grin as a stray thought fills me with need. and not in the usual way it does.

"You aren't going to be in danger for long" I say, trailing off as I put my hand in the air, and feel my spear appearing in my hand, burning my palm as I open my eyes "I promise it, upon my name"

And then, I start to walk forward, humming a tune to myself as I drag my spear behind me, turning the ground to melted chocolate as it cuts through it like butter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hauVRrgEXl8
-

I walk down the hill, rocking my head back and forth as I go, as the smell of burning flesh and wood gets thicker, and more sickening, but I don't turn away.

I just keep walking, and it doesn't take my long to find those robed freaks threatening someone, holding the poor old lady against the wall, holding knives with t shaped hilts against her throat as she spits at them.

"You do not serve the brasur" she says calmly, smiling as I hear Kelly growling and roaring somewhere down the street.

And then, I hear that bastard in the white robes voice, can't hear what he says, might be too mad to.
cont

>>48361794

What do I do?
[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*
[] Go to kelly, see if she's alright
[] Track down the head of this pack of idiots
[] Walk into the streets, and calmly go to the center of town
[]write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48361802
>[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*
>turn their knives into pastry

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48361802
[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*
Turn their clothes into hot grease.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48361802
>[] Save the old woman 1d20+pot instead*
>Transform the knives and if possible the robes into our patented lewd honey

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48361802
>[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*
Turn the ground beneath them into marshmallow fluff, causing them to sink into the ground. Then, harden it back into stone

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48361802
[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*
Weapons to apple pie

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48361802
>[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*
>turn their knives into pastry

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48361802
>[] Save the old woman 1d100 *how? if it involves magic, 1d20+pot instead*

Turn their bones into literal jello

Guys lets not kill them right now, they are perfect guilt-free corruption targets to feed and power-up on.

>>48361862
Well, with the 1, I don't think we have to worry about that right now, though.

But we may have saved the woman by getting their attention, I suppose.

>>48361883
I was considering asking for reroll, but we definitly will need that for the angel.

But...I can't go after him let, there's someone else who needs help here, even if it's hard for me to turn back to her.

But I do, and I walk down the alley way, humming to myself as I walk up to the men as they get ready to slice the poor old things neck. I tap them on the shoulder with the bottom of my staff, and hold my hand out to work my magic on them.

I wince and stumble back, as they scream in a mixture of horror and joy. But I'm just looking down at my hand as I hold it with my two lower ones. There's a cut straight down it, and it's sizzling.

I look back up, and see my blood eating through those weird knives of the first one, who's staring at me in surprise as he and his friend drop the old lady.

"You" They say in unison

"Your the demon!" One of them shouts "WE"

What do I do?
[] Laugh, and act evil, pretending the one who cut me corrupted himself
[] Use my spear 1d100
[] Try again 1d20+pot *what do I do, and which magic do I use?*
[]RUN or Climb up the wall next to me 1d20+agility
[] Cover his mouth with my tongue 1d100
[] write in

also, this is going to be a long thread :)

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48361930
>[] Cover his mouth with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48361930
Try again 1d20+pot *what do I do, and which magic do I use?*
make their weapons apple pie- cooking magic

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48361930
>[] Cover his mouth with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48361930
>also, this is going to be a long thread :)
Ah damn, I can't be around for most of it, but looking forward to reading it later.

>>48361930
>[] Try again 1d20+pot *what do I do, and which magic do I use?*
>turn their robes into very thick aphrodisiac honey to immobilize them
>[] Laugh, and act evil, pretending the one who cut me corrupted himself

>>48361930
>[] Laugh, and act evil, pretending the one who cut me corrupted himself
>[] Try again 1d20+pot *what do I do, and which magic do I use?*
>Turn their clothes to lewd honey

That's just way to fun to pass p

Also,

>this is going to be a long thread :)

Great news, always happy to lose sleep over this awesomeness!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48361930
[] Cover his mouth with my tongue 1d100
Not voting this, but what would that even do? its utterly useless to cover the mouth of ONE person of half a dozen

>>48361969
Supporting

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48361982
Forgot my dice

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48361930
>[] Try again 1d20+pot *what do I do, and which magic do I use?*

more crystal alchemy

>>48362001
FUCK DAMMIT. At least it's out of range.

>>48362001
I wish you would have continued to forget them.
Important fights with long setup are always the worst, you get all those critfails and no way to do anything about them because you get reckt in the real fight.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48361930
>[] Try again 1d20+pot *what do I do, and which magic do I use?*
>turn their robes into very thick aphrodisiac honey to immobilize them
>[] Laugh, and act evil, pretending the one who cut me corrupted himself

>>48362001
So, we probably need to reroll this at this point.
Now I regret not taking the boring practical option of Demonic Favour last Hatman gift.

>>48362001
>>48362019
Looks like the dice want to make this a short thread.

>>48362049
Nah, bad dice always means long threads.
Since it takes a lot more for us to get into a situation where the thread should end then with good dice and solving the issue fast.

>>48362033
My roll was out of range right? That other guy rolled before I did, technically speaking.

>>48362001
>>48362019
Thank god you are out of range!

>>48362076
Yours was the 4th d20, it was in range.

>>48362078
Only the second 1 was out of range.

And before he can finish, I rush them, forcing all four kinds of my magic out into a brilliant aura of orangish gold, pink, white and green as I reach towards them to try and.

Ow? I look down as I feel a burning in my gut, and see the half melted knife stuck through me, the hilt pressing against my skin, and AHH!

I scream as it starts to burn, burning as I scream and try to push the man away with all four of my arms, but he just twists the knife with a mad grin.

Before the old lady smacks him over the head with a brick, leaving me to hold the hole in my tummy as the blade melts into a puddle of blackened silver.

"FOUND THE DEMON!" the man finishes turning with a smile to see the old woman standing over his friend.

And his eyes go cold as he raises his knife.

"Hmm" She says from behind her cowl "You think you scare me boy? I lived through the Gurlipoli war you know, you're noting but a little bitch"

"No, but hell will" He says coldy, as I hear and see the rest of them rushing to the alleyway I'm in.

What do I do?
[] Stab him through with my spear 1d100
[]Unleash all four of my magic on him 1d20+pot
[]Fly into the air and escape 1d20+agility to dodge gun fire
[] Strangle him with my tongue 1d100
[] cry and nurse my wound
[] write in

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>48362196
>[] Stab him through with my spear 1d100
>[] cry and nurse my wound

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>48362196
>[] Stab him through with my spear 1d100
Well that didn't work...guess that's one less soul to take. Maybe Kelly will enjoy it.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>48362196
[] Stab him through with my spear 1d100

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48362196
>[]Unleash all four of my magic on him 1d20+pot

Fuck this guy, you will be delicious!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48362196
>[]Unleash all four of my magic on him 1d20+pot

>>48362236
You know that the spear will possibly make him delicious too? Right?

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>48362196
>[] Stab him through with my spear 1d100
Like it or not, time to live with the reality that martial is vastly superior to magic in this system because d100>d20

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>48362196
[] Stab him through with my spear 1d100

>>48362246
Probably, but I just really wanted the magic to work after all that shit. And smaller dice with the Potential bonus seemed the safer option to me, for whatever reason.

>>48362293
Potential being high is sadly largely irrelevant because only nat1 or not matters here.

>>48362293
Well, I won't fault you for wanting to roll magic. In fact, I feel like we should mix it up, but seeing as magic wasn't working right now, the spear is fine here.

>>48362331
I'll admit, at least part of that was me being stubborn and trying to make up for that damn nat1.

And I snap a little, growling as I swing my spear around and slam it right through him, feeling it drink up my magic as it glows pink and starts to drip near the end as his blood thickens and gets a little light color.

He turns around, as I twist the spearhead, ripping his guts as his skin blackens and melts around the hole. I rip it up, cutting through him like the cake he's turning into as he gurgles in surprise, not having enough life to realize what's happening to him as I pull my spear through his head.

I smile as I spin it around, and lick the melted fudge and cherry sauce off the end, even getting a bit of cake with it to.

"Lord" one of the other solider mummers, as he gets to the front of the alley way "You..what did you do to him you monster"

There's silence, and over the crackling fire, angry screaming, I hear Kelly noisly eating someone across the street.

Yeah, no way I can fight all of them at once, unless I get some kind of miracle

What do I do?
[] offer them a slice
[] shout KELLY! 1d100
[] try to fight all of them 1d100
[] Put a wall between me and them 1d20+pot
[] run for it 1d20+agility
[] or past them 1d20+agility
[] Throw a wave of one or two kinds of magic *creation, cooking, change or alchemy?* 1d20+pot
[] Whip my tongue at them 1d100
[] write in

>>48362306
Actually, a nat 1 is just an effect, it's just an 11 wasn't enough.
With enough points in a stat, nat 1s can end up meaningless depending on what you're trying to do, this has happened in trapped in da'ta with strength.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48362379
>[] Throw a wave of one or two kinds of magic *cooking alchemy?* 1d20+pot

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48362379
>[] Throw a wave of one or two kinds of magic change 1d20+pot

Rolled 46 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>48362379
>[] shout KELLY! 1d100
>[] Throw a wave of one or two kinds of magic * cooking, change* 1d20+pot
Well that is very useful to know.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>48362379
>[] offer them a slice
>[] try to fight all of them 1d100

"Come on please, just a little? I promise it'll be delicious!"

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48362379
>[] Throw a wave of one or two kinds of magic * change, alchemy?* 1d20+pot
Petrify them into crystals

>>48362415
actually, I'll also add

>Offer them a slice

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48362379
>[] Throw a wave of one or two kinds of magic *cooking alchemy?* 1d20+pot
Come on, lewd honey, third times the charm

>>48362445
>[] offer them a slice
adding as well.

"Want a slice?" I say teasingly, not like these guys count as people right? Besides they just tried to kill me and honestly, I don't care if they do, cause they don't for me.

I slam my spear into the ground as the old woman looks on in horror and shock, mostly the later. The man in the front looks down at his friend and glares at me as I start to gather magic into all four of my hands, feeling it ready to burst out from my palms. Colorful lights and pops surround me, as all my concentrated magic begs to get out.

"I'm going to kill you for that, demonic bitch" he hisses as he steps to me confidently

And gets the brunt of the magic wave I send out
-
19+10= 29= great success
-

And his flesh twists around as spikes grow out of his back, and his sword turns into a cookie as he falls back choking on his own blood as his body rips itself apart with a sound of ripping leather.

I smile and step forward, licking my lips teasing as the magic runs over the two behind him as the rest of them run screaming, all their faith lost for some strange reason. Wonder why that is.

I step over what's left of the first, as the buildings and street warp and break apart, strange black structures rising up as the slower fanatics get only a few bits touched by my magic, deforming their limbs to the point of useless stubs, or turning them into delicious candy.

They stare at me as I stand into the street.

"Ah, thanks flower" Kelly says happily as she drags a half eaten corpse from the other alleyway, which makes the smarter men throw their masks down and run for the hills, or to the crowd aiming for the priests head "I was getting hungry again"

I grin dickishly as I turn to the priest holding Iris. Iris just smirks as she looks down at me.

"You could still get out of this you know" She says as the man sweats and looks around, realizing most people have turned against him when he dragged iris out of the hotel "Like I said, I'm in control of her, and it seems you to"
cont

>>48362659

She planned this didn't she, she wasn't planning on talking them down at all. She knew no one would follow him if they "Saved" Her by force, and she knew I wouldn't run away when she was in danger and...Well I think Kelly just had some fun with it all.

"You've been corrupted, she's lying to you" He says weakly, looking at her as the townsfolk start to scream for his head, well it's mostly just cursing and shouts of traitor, since they're all to furious to listen to what he has to said "She...she planned this, she..I was a fool, I fell into her trap like a rat"

"No you fell into mine" Iris says flatly as the man pulls on her wing

"Do you still believe that" He says holding the t on his chest, "do really you really...do you really"

What do I say?
[]Eat up Kelly
[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
[]come on, give up all ready, I don't want to have to kill more people
[] and so your bid for power falls apart, you mad?
[]HEY! how do you want to kill im?
[] ....*watch*
[] Stay away from them *Spare the mutilated fanatics trying to crawl away from Kelly*
[] *try and figure out how to take the souls of the three I killed* 1d20+guile
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48362731
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
>[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
>[]come on, give up all ready, I don't want to have to kill more people
>[] *try and figure out how to take the souls of the three I killed* 1d20+guile

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48362731
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
>[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
>[] and so your bid for power falls apart, you mad?
>[]HEY! how do you want to kill im?
>[] *try and figure out how to take the souls of the three I killed* 1d20+guile

>>48362731
[] write in
Tell Kelly not to eat people

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48362731
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
>[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
>The Brausr literally had me made so I could protect her daughter and make it so she could use magic,.
>[] *try and figure out how to take the souls of the three I killed* 1d20+guile

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48362731
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
>[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
>[]come on, give up all ready, I don't want to have to kill more people
>[] *try and figure out how to take the souls of the three I killed* 1d20+guile
>Yell at Kelly for being such a glutton, no eating the still living ones

>>48362731
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it

>>48362731
>[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
>[] Stay away from them *Spare the mutilated fanatics trying to crawl away from Kelly*
>[]Yell at Kelly for being such a glutton, no eating the still living ones

I'm going to just leave the souls thing away, since I suspect that they aren't lust demon-y type souls.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48362731
>[]Hey, I'm not smart enough to do it
>[] No trust me, she fooled both of us
>[] and so your bid for power falls apart, you mad?
>[]HEY! how do you want to kill im?
>[] *try and figure out how to take the souls of the three I killed* 1d20+guile

>>48362783
>since I suspect that they aren't lust demon-y type souls.
That doesn't matter if we collect the souls themselves, if I see that right.
Our contract also wasn't a Lust thing at all afterall.

"Heeeey" I say trying to sound as dumb as I can to tease him a little "I'm not smart enough to do all this"

"Liieeees"He hisses as I step forward, so I don't have to see what kelly does to those poor bastards on the ground "Your a serpent and a trickster, weaving your lies to bring shadows to this land"

He tries to force Iris behind him, and she struggles with him for a bit before he gives up and roars from behind his teeth.

"No trust me" I Say holding all four of my hands up "She fooled both of us, played us like a bunch of puppets"

"So you figured it out then?" Iris says sweetly, looking a little bored with it all as she motions her head back to the priest "Really wish he could get it through his head that I'm the master, and not the other way around"

"Please my lady you must understand" He says, sounding like he's going to cry as he kneels down "that is not the truth I am just trying to"

And then Iris smirks, and glances at me.

"Y..you're hurting me" She says weakly, and the crowd roars and rushes the man, and I turn back around.

I wince as I see Kelly, half way through chewing through one of the still living men's neck, her face and stomach covered in blood as she sits on his back and chews.

Well...I better figure out how to make these souls mine...I could just drag them to hell with me right? Hmm yeah that should work, though I'll probably have to.

"NIHIL AESTUS" the man shouts, forcing my attention back to him as a few of the villagers freeze in place inches away from him, as he holds up his t necklace, as it glows white.

I blink and nearly vomit as he holds it up and focus on me.

"DON'T" Iris says wrapping her wings around him, a glint shining in her fingers "YOU EVEN TRY, SHE'S DONE NOTHING BUT DEFEND HERSELF AND ME! if you move another inch trying to hurt mali, I'll...I'll kill you".
cont

>>48363023

"I am sorry my lady" He says as the villagers start to break down their frozen friends and family, their eyes gone wild "But if I don't end this she'll take your soul and"

"And you're too stupid to see the truth" Iris sighs, as the man's eyes go wide in pain as she moves away from him, flicking one of her knives around as he falls, clutching his throat as blood sprays from it.

The crowd cheers as Iris licks her blade, and the man struggles to stay on his feet.

And he manages to, leaning against the back of his stage, still clutching his pendant in his bloody hands as they freeze.

"But why" he says weakly

"I warned you" Iris says, looking a little sick as the man crumples "I'm sorry, but I tried to"

"it's gone to deep" the man says weakly "I need to...encase this corruption, trap it away in an endless winter"

"What the hell are you even?" Iris says tilting her head and ears curiously.

"Alitharium!" He screams holding his hand out "I beckon you to this world, fully, take my life for"

Iris acts, and tries to stab him before he can finish

But its too late, as the sky opens up with a burning light, and the ground freezes over as the light burns a circle around the center of the town. as ice and snow covers it fully.

I grab kelly and run into the alley way as spikes shoot out of the ground. the half eaten body gets dragged behind us as screams and cracking ice fill the air.

I look back and see a field of bodies stuck on the tips of icicles, their blood slowly draining down them as they struggle to pull themselves free, crying out names and pleas for mercy.

If I could vomit....I would right now.

"God" The old woman cries out as Kelly just keeps on chewing down the man's spine, her eyes dulled over and blank.

And then they shatter, with a very....very loud bang.

roll 1d20+hardiness to stay on my feet.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48363114

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48363114

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48363114

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48363114
IT BEGINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj_hApbc5qg

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48363114
Damn I need to go right when it gets good. Thanks for running HM and have fun everyone.

>>48363146
Saved

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48363114
Hardiness? You must mean strength/resiliane? Right?

>>48363160
Sorry, I get mixed up easily
but yeah, I meant resilience
writing

>>48363146
Thank you for your parting save my friend!

18= just made it
-
I let go of kelly, and she goes flying back, still holding onto the corpse as the old woman gets thrown back...I hope she's all right. I start to get pushed back, and grab onto the sides of one of the twisted spikes jutting out of the corpses next to me with two hands, and the wall of the warped impossible walls with my other two.

My fingers ache, and a few bend and crack, but I manage to hold myself up as frost sticks to my hair and face.

And then it ends.

and I hear Iris wheezing and panting from all the cold, as she flutter down across the street.

A pair of silver eyes stare at me from the street as the dust clears.

the first thing I see is what's left of the bodies, which isn't much, which is sickening. Bones and bits of frozen meat stick out of the frozen ground and bloody snow.

And then I see a pair of white horse legs, covered in silver armor of so dainty looking, followed by the rest of the horse. The armor is carved to look like bells and wings, with a big t carved on the front and sides prominently.

I see the vague outline of the rider as the horse stomps forward, squishing the split jaw of one of the monstrous folk of the town as I hear shouts from the other parts of it.

A large axe swings down, and a shield colored blue with a gold t on it drops down next to it. And that isn't a rider.

the mist clears, and I see that the figure I saw was the other half of it, connected at the neck. She's wearing armor like the rest, with flowing white cloth and fur falling out of it. She tilts her head as she sees me and frowns as she looks around, a torn wolf head covering the top of her head, and her whitish blue hair.

"Oh" She says sounding horrified for a moment "You called me on innocent souls...Your soul shall be judged when this is done for this, my apologize to the rest of you"

She bows her head to the confused and lost figures of ghost before she turns back to me, and raises her axe.
cont

>>48363257

She stops for a moment as I grab my spear,

"Ah yes' She says, remembering what she forgot "the cause for all these unnecessary deaths, the demon born on this plane of mortals, I must say, you haven't caused much trouble, but a demon you are...When you are purified I shall make sure to keep your weakened soul safe"
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ
-

What do I do?
[] teasingly flirt with her
[] call her out for killing all those people
[] Scream at her for almost hurting Iris
[] Charge her with my ask 1d100
[] Fly in to the air
[] try and wrap my tongue around her axe 1d100
[] wave and run 1d20+agility
[] Slam my hands into the ground, and make the streets wave 1d20+pot
[] Check on the old woman
[]write in

Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48363321
>[] call her out for killing all those people
>[] Scream at her for almost hurting Iris
>[] Check on the old woman
>[] Slam my hands into the ground, and make the streets wave 1d20+pot
>[] Fly in to the air

>>48363321
>[] teasingly flirt with her
>[] call her out for killing all those people
>[] Scream at her for almost hurting Iris
>[] Check on the old woman
>[] Fly in to the air
>[] wave and run 1d20+agility

Well, she is far more reasonable than I would have expected. And let's get this fight as far away from the town and Iris as possible, these people have suffered enough.

>>48363321
[] call her out for killing all those people
[] Scream at her for almost hurting Iris
[] Check on the old woman

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48363363
woops

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48363321
>[] Check on the old woman
>[] wave and run 1d20+agility
try to run out of town, get to a spot where her aoe frost bullshit won't hit iris or other people

>>48363321
>[] teasingly flirt with her
>[] call her out for killing all those people
>[] Scream at her for almost hurting Iris
>[] Check on the old woman
>[] Fly in to the air

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48363321
>[] call her out for killing all those people
>[] Scream at her for almost hurting Iris
>[] wave and run 1d20+agility
>[] teasingly flirt with her

"Oh, didn't know I dropped on top of them and mushed them" I say flatly, no idea how I'm not shaking in my boots from the cold or fear right now "Don't blame my fat ass for what yours did"

I give mine a little slap as she narrows her eyes and calmly marches up to me, walking through the corpses and snow.

"Of course not" She says calmly "but if you did not exist, it wouldn't have happened, if that idiot mortal did not call me above them, my magic wouldn't have destroyed them....it really is a shame, but at the root, you are the cause of their ends, Sinful one"

"So I'm responsible for their ends" I say, shaking mine as her eyes narrow a bit further, as she clearly begins to lose patience "Can't I just be in charge of yours? Always thought horses were beautiful creatures, and your no different"

I back up, so she doesn't take my head off. The old woman groans and I glance at her and reach to help her up.

"Honeyed words will not make your end swifter, corrupted one" She says angrily "Away from the mortal, you shall have no more fun with their being this day or past it"

"Oooh soooo cold, come on open up for me" I say holding my hands out as she raises her axe and slams it down where I was.

Luckily I managed to duck out of the way.

She stares at me blankly, and then glares as her eyes glow blue.

"ALSO, fuck yourself for nearly hurting my master like that!" I hiss, leaning towards her, before she rips her axe from the ground

"Die" She says cooly, as I turn tail and run, hearing her axe slam into the wall behind me as I wave good bye.

I look over my shoulder, and see her charging after me as I run up the hill right outside of the alleyway, leaping over the fense, that she just charges through.
cont

>>48363519

What do I do?
[] try and trip her with my spear 1d100
[] Continue to playfully flirt
[] pretend we're playing tag
[] Lick her and try to cut her with my tongue 1d100
[]Make a whirl pool by shifting the ground 1d20+pot
[] Try to catch her one spikes grown from nothing 1d20+pot
[] keep fucking running 1d20+agility
[] KELLY, KELLY WHERE ARE YOU, EAT HER PLEASE
[] write in

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>48363530
>[] try and trip her with my spear 1d100
>[] Continue to playfully flirt
> Point out that technically the countess of brausburgr made us, so she is the root of the sin here
Lets her talk her way out of having to take it up with Layla

>>48363519
>"Honeyed words will not make your end swifter, corrupted one"

She was far more receptive to that than I would have ever imagined. And now I really REALLY want to corrupt her and use her to replace the undead horse pulling the RV. Is that at all possible HM, or are we just going to turn her into brownies?

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48363519
>[] try and trip her with my spear 1d100
>[] Continue to playfully flirt
>[] pretend we're playing tag
Cant touch this.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48363530
>[] Continue to playfully flirt
>[] pretend we're playing tag
>[]Make a whirl pool by shifting the ground 1d20+pot

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48363530
>[] Continue to playfully flirt
>[] pretend we're playing tag
>[] Lick her and try to cut her with my tongue 1d100
>[] KELLY, KELLY WHERE ARE YOU, EAT HER PLEASE
>[] Realise what we just said
>[] Keep yelling it with a grin and a sultrier tone

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>48363530
>[] try and trip her with my spear 1d100
>[] keep fucking running 1d20+agility

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48363586
and for running...

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48363530
>[] try and trip her with my spear 1d100
>[] Continue to playfully flirt
>[] pretend we're playing tag

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>48363530
>[] try and trip her with my spear 1d100
>[] Continue to playfully flirt

"Oooh so you wanna play a little? make me beg for it" I say, sticking my tongue out as I look behind myself and see her charging up to me, freezing the ground under her as I flip my spear around "what a naughty little angel you are, we're so alike, I love it"

"Of course you had to be a lustful beast, just shut your mouth and be silent" She sighs calmly as she swings her axe around , as I stick my spear under her legs and duck her eyes going wide as I swing my spear to try and trip her

"Taaag your" I say playfully the second before her shield slams into my jaw, sending me sprawling back as she stumbles "No...I'm it"

I rub my jaw as she stands back up staring down at me, raising her axe as she holds her shield up, kicking the dirt behind her, throwing ice into the air.

"SOULESS HARPY!" she screams "First you led the flock astray, and now your all jokes and play"

"Oooh, I like it when your mad" I say teasingly

What do I do?
[] Keep on flirting
[]Throw my spear at her 1d100
[] fly up 1d20+agility
[] risk getting cut to work change magic into her shield 1d20+pot
[] wrap my tongue on her legs and pull 1d100
[] Match blades with her 1d100
[] make Mirrors all around us and mirror walk between them to avoid her 1d20+pot
[] write in

>>48363561
I'd actually would like to do that now that you mentioned it. The poor undead horse could use a break.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48363692
>[] Keep on flirting
>[] make Mirrors all around us and mirror walk between them to avoid her 1d20+pot
This is probably a 1.

>>48363692
>[] fly up 1d20+agility
>[] Keep on flirting

Flirt until the end of time if we must! And she's been less... chaste than I would have expected. Very interesting.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48363692
>[] Keep on flirting
>[] make Mirrors all around us and mirror walk between them to avoid her 1d20+pot
cmon nat 20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48363692
[] Keep on flirting
[] make Mirrors all around us and mirror walk between them to avoid her 1d20+pot
[] I didn't choose this, I didn't want it, but i'll be redamned before I'll allow your sanctimonious horses ass to kill me

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48363692
>[] Keep on flirting
>[] make Mirrors all around us and mirror walk between them to avoid her 1d20+pot
also.. does mali have to fully walk through a mirror or can she just stick her spear through?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48363692
>[] Keep on flirting
>[] make Mirrors all around us and mirror walk between them to avoid her 1d20+pot

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48363726
Dang it

>>48363730
Hahahahahahaha i will just put those dice away for now... thankfully i didn't vote for anything truly critical.

>>48363730
...well this is going to hurt.

>>48363730
never call for the natural 20, it knows...

>>48363730
We should reroll this, we are very fragile and the mirror setup will help us a lot

>>48363765
The Dice Gods are not to be tempted, lest they destroy you.

"DO you ever shut up?" She ask angrily as she charges me "I wonder if removing your jaw will make you quite"

"I doubt it, for you I can moan and groan all niiiight" I say teasingly as I hold my lower hands behind me, closing them over each other as I see measurements slowly burst out of the ground, all made up of golden orange light.

Mirrors start to rise up, and then I get a face full of chest, sadly its just the horse part of her, but it's enough to send me through the mirror behind me, and into the one to her right.

The other ones except for one behind her shatter as I get up, feeling blood fill my mouth and drip down my chin, freezing as she spins around and points her axe at me, without saying a word.

"Wanna do that again but a lil lower?" I say weakly as I stand up grinning widely "Maybe not so rough"

Her hooves paw the ground as she hold her axe to the side.

What do I do?
[] Step through the mirror
[] Leap and grab onto her 1d20+ agility + four arms
[] fly into the air, head back to town or the forest
[] Hold my spear up to catch her on it 1d100
[] Make a wall at knee level 1d20+pot
[] Try to block with my spear 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>48363875
>[] Hold my spear up to catch her on it 1d100

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>48363875
Hold my spear up to catch her on it 1d100

>>48363875
>[] Step through the mirror
>[] fly into the air, head back to the forest

>>48363875
>[] Leap and grab onto her 1d20+ agility + four arms

Staying at range would be a mistake. She has speed and reach on us, and she can use either of those if we ride her. Yes, I do mean in both ways.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48363923

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48363875
>[] Leap and grab onto her 1d20+ agility + four arms
>[] keep flirting and making innuendos
I wonder if we can corrupt her if we manage to make her lust for us, we should try conjuring lust food like the honey to hinder and arouse her

>>48363923
Oh god dammit, I forgot part of my vote

> keep flirting with her until she gives in to the forbidden love!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48363875
>[] Step through the mirror
[] Leap and grab onto her 1d20+ agility + four arms

Leaving a big open spot for me right in the middle. Oh wait, no bad mali, bad idea, you can't jump on her! she froze people solid, do you have any idea what she'd do to me if I got on her...then again, it can't be must worse than what she'll do if I keep letting her bash me around like this.

I sigh and lower myself down, as I watch her charge at me. And I take my chance and run at her, grinning through the pain.

She swings, trying to cut me in half at my hips, and I can't really blame her, since I am a pretty big target down there.

But I step to the side, and then back onto the axe before I leap at her, all arms out stretched.

"Fine, you don't want to ride me" I say playfully as she tries to smack me with her shield again, but I get out of the way with a quick flap of my wings "Do you mind"

I grab onto her breast plate with one hand and flip around her, sitting on her as she roars in anger.

"If I ride you instead?" I ask as I run my hands up her chest and hold on.

"OFF YOU RAT!" She screams "I AM NOT A HORSE, STOP WITH YOUR GAMES AND FIGHT ME!"

"Ohhhh?" I ask, rubbing her chest as she kicks around, trying to throw me off, but to no use since I'm stuck here good "We are? why did no one tell me"

Her eyes start to glow blue again, and her skin turns ice cold

What do I do?
[] choke her with my spear 1d100
[] Try to throw her to the ground 1d20+str
[] try and lock her legs together with chains 1d20+ pot
[] turn her armor into a tasty treat/ ruin it with a touch 1d20+pot
[] lick her and cut her up with my tongue 1d100
[] flip on her shoulders to avoid being frozen 1d20+agility
[] try and steer her through one of the mirrors 1d100
[] HEADBUTT HER 1d100 (Horns)
[] write in

Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)

>>48364114
>[] flip on her shoulders to avoid being frozen 1d20+agility
>[] Try to throw her to the ground 1d20+str
Hurricarana. Ist is agil 2nd is str.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48364114
>[] turn her armor into a tasty treat/ ruin it with a touch 1d20+pot
>[] flip on her shoulders to avoid being frozen 1d20+agility
Ooh boy, we're going to need to make some piping hot gravy to stop this ice shit.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48364114
>[] turn her armor into a restraint with a touch 1d20+pot
Just change it into bondage gear or something. Whatever to just tie her arms up at least.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48364114
>[] turn her armor into a tasty treat/ ruin it with a touch 1d20+pot

Also

>Tease her until she lets us touch her horse parts

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48364114
>[] turn her armor into a tasty treat/ ruin it with a touch 1d20+pot
>[] flip on her shoulders to avoid being frozen 1d20+agility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-Yh-nrTps
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her back lights up with the same icy blue fire as her eyes. And it flares up, but sadly for her, I am much faster than her magic and kick up, flapping my wings so I don't just fall back down and become a malicicle, as tasty as that'd be.

I grab onto her shoulders and holds her sides as she stops, leaps and spins around in a circle, trying to knock me off as spikes of ice grow out of her ice and break to little pieces.

I hold myself above her, and look down at her as she looks up at me with that silly little hat of hers. I smirk as she glares at me, and moves to slam the back of her axe into me.

Before she notices my magic creeping down into her armor, making it break and crack open with a hiss and it turns into milk and peppermint, and even a few bits of milk and gravy, leaving her pale, blushing white chest bare to the world, and covered in gravy.

She stops and

"Ahhhh!" I yell in pain as I hold my falling in front of her as she continues running around, and I struggle to hold on.

I glance to the side, and see her shield dripping with flesh but.

"Get off of me" She growls, her eyes glowing blue again.

What do I do?
[] slam my horns into her face 1d100
[] flip back around 1d20+agility
[] grope her
[]Make a wall in front of us 1d20+pot
[]Kick off of her and fly away
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48364288
>[] flip back around 1d20+agility
>[] grope her

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>48364288
>[] grope her
>[] slam my horns into her face 1d100
>[]Kick off of her and fly away
Well, it's been awhile, lets use them horns.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>48364288
>[] slam my horns into her face 1d100
>[] grope her

"they're just as pretty as I thought they'd be by the way." *wink*

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48364288
>[] flip back around 1d20+agility
>[] grope her

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48364288
>>[] flip back around 1d20+agility
>>[] grope her

I push my legs on her stomach and flip into the air. She tries to grab her air, but she's a little slower moving without her armor, like she isn't used to it being off and is a bit unsure about her movements.

I slide my legs back into her side, and she starts to get all glowy again, and I decide to be risky and a little frisky. I lay my head into the magic, feeling the chill biting into my skin as it all turns pale blue and purple, and a bit of frost spreads over my face, as black as my blood.

My face stings and hurts like a motherfucker, but I manage to grab onto her breasts, squeezing and rubbing them as she yelps all embarrassed like.

I giggle as her magic pitters out as I brush the frozen gravy off of them and lean closer to her as I give them a squeeze.

And then she stops, lifting her back legs up, trying to throw me off.

What do I do?
[] Wrap my tongue around her neck to stay on or at least hurt her 1d100
[] Headbutt her 1d100
[] Mirror shenanigans 1d20+pot
[] hold on 1d20+str
[] Roll and bounce up 1d20+agility
[]write in

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48364464
>[] Mirror shenanigans 1d20+pot
Time to suddenly not be there.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48364464
[] Mirror shenanigans 1d20+pot
Can we turn the air around her into lewd honey?

>>48364464
>[] Wrap my tongue around her neck to stay on or at least hurt her 1d100


"I may not be an expert, but horses usually have reigns right?"

>>48364488
I'm starting to think that it would be better served as a finishing move, honestly. We haven't really done any actual harm to her I think, just embarrassed her and pissed her off.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48364464
>[] Mirror shenanigans 1d20+pot

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>48364493

I look up at her as I fly off. Her face has turned a little purple, and I think she's blushing a bit. OH! she's swinging her axe at me again, aiming to cut me in half through the middle this time. I smirk as I see measurements and solutions run through the air over her, almost like ribbons.

I snap my finger and fold all four of my hand back as she swings. Looking back, and hearing that axe cut through the air, all I can do is smirk as I fall through a mirror, watching her through it. The shimmer view shatters into a bunch of smaller ones, and smaller ones as she stomps on them.

She smiling, and then I fall through the one behind her, stumble and throw my spear up as she kicks her back legs at me, sending me flying. She turns, glaring at me as I spin my spear around.

She shakes her head, and doesn't waste a second before she charges me.

What do I do?
[] Match her 1d100
[] Leap through the mirror again, and throw the spear at her from behind 1d100
[] Fly around her 1d20+agility
[]Polevualt and head butt her 1d100
[]Trip her with my tongue 1d100
[] Paint a swirl on the ground and spin it 1d20+pot
[] write in
>>48364488
You can try

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>48364572
>[]Polevualt and head butt her 1d100
Cinematic shit!

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>48364572
>[]Polevualt and head butt her 1d100

And maybe lick her face a little, to keep her flustered.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>48364572
>[]Polevualt and head butt her 1d100

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48364572
>[]Polevualt and head butt her 1d100

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>48364572
>[]Polevualt and head butt her 1d100

And I do the same, holding my spear out like I'm going to run her through where her two different bodies meet. She raises her shield cover her stomach and horse parts, raising her axe and getting ready to smack me with it, before I stab my staff into ground, turning it to frosting as I pole vault towards her, tossing myself at her as I get past the range of her axe.

Our eyes meet, and I pull my head back and headbutt her with a very loud crack, she stumbles, running awhile as I fall under her and grab my spear. My head is still aching from me slamming hers with it. I look up and see her hanging limply as she rides along for a few yards.

Then she shoots straight back up and slowly turns around, with silvery white blood dripping down her face.

She swings her axe around, as she stares at me, and screams, dragging her axe along the ground as the edge of it glows blue, and larges spears of ice flow out of it, cracking as she runs towards me, blood getting into her eyes as she runs at me.

What do I do?
[] turn the ice into icecream 1d20+pot
[]Make the ground in front of me turn liquid, roll 1d20+pot
[] dance out of the way 1d20+agility
[]catch her axe with my spear 1d100
[] Cut her stomach with my tongue 1d100
[] Polevault and kick her stomach 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48364715
>[]Make the ground in front of me turn liquid, roll 1d20+pot

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48364715
[]Make the ground in front of me turn liquid, roll 1d20+pot

Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48364715
>[] turn the ice into icecream 1d20+pot
>[]Make the ground in front of me turn liquid, roll 1d20+pot

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48364715
>[]Make the ground in front of me turn liquid, roll 1d20+pot

>>48364742
do we have any rerolls left? taking a full on horse charge seems bad.

>>48364780
You do
[] reroll?
[] Or nah

>>48364787
I think we should. We need to keep the momentum.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48364715
>[]Make the ground in front of me turn liquid, roll 1d20+pot

>>48364787
>reroll

>>48364787
I'll say reroll, if we stop now we're fucked.

>>48364819
roll 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48364844

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48364844

I place my hand on the ground in front of me, slowly drawing it along as white smoke rises from it, as the grass and dirt melts away in a slurry of pain like slop that really shouldn't exist.

I smirk as I see the angel running towards me, and then I gasp and stumble back as I see her leap towards me. She's going to crush my head like an egg if I don't
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXNtLaOnSE
-


Someone grabs my back and I glance over to see Kelly, pale as a sheet, holding onto my dress. I blink, feeling a hoof scrap past my face as I fall to the ground, and slam my hands into it, the change I put down earlier spreading across and making a marsh of swirling colors and impossible textures.

She splashes into it, and struggles to get out of it. I glance at Kelly, who looks strangely afraid as she stands up, and I do the same.

"Only helping cause she hurt me" She says tracing over the scars on her chest

"Well I don't care, thanks" I say putting my hand over my chest as the angel struggles to get out of the not mud I made "I mean really you saved me there Kelly"

"Don't care" She snorts "Just want horse gone"

"Same" I say with a grin as the angel starts to freeze the pond I made, holding her shield up as her eyes glow again.

"Winds of the wastes, consume you" She mutters as the wind starts to wail and push me and kelly back

What do I do?
[] Stab my spear into the ground
[] Mirror trick Kelly onto her 1d100
[] Charge her 1d100
[]fold my wings up so I don't go flying
[] throw my spear at her 1d100
[] Slash her with my tongue 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>48364950
>[] Stab my spear into the ground
>[]fold my wings up so I don't go flying
>[] Slash her with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>48364950
>[] Stab my spear into the ground
>[] Slash her with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>48364950
>[] Stab my spear into the ground
>[]fold my wings up so I don't go flying
>[] Mirror trick Kelly onto her 1d100

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>48364950
>[] Stab my spear into the ground
>[]fold my wings up so I don't go flying
>[] Slash her with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>48364950
>[] Stab my spear into the ground
>[]fold my wings up so I don't go flying
>[] Mirror trick Kelly onto her 1d100

I stab my spear into the ground, and fold up my wings as the wind wails around me, cutting into me and pushing my dress back as I hold on, getting lifted up as Kelly runs at her on all fours, moving through the wind effortlessly as she climbs out of the muck, her white fur covered in grass and mud stains.

Kelly throws herself at her, and gets a shield to the get and a pommel to the skull. She falls to the ground, twitching and spasming for a moment before she gets back up as the winds rage.

The angel charges me and I keep holding on, letting my tongue roll and droop out of my mouth as she raises her axe to chop at me fingers. My tongue goes numb and freezes over, and I whip it around, slashing her from her elbow to her shoulder.

She still swings down, her blood spraying as her axe slams in front of me and sends me flying back. She turns and sweeps Kelly away, brushing her away like a fly before she turns back to me, panting.

I pick my spear up, feeling my bruises as I lick my lips.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkj3DgW8Y0
-

She swaps her shield to weaker arm, and grabs her axe with her uncut one.

And starts running toward me, ice covering her face like a helmet.

What do I do?
[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot
[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind
[] Swing my spear across her 1d100
[] try to catch the lip of her axe with my spear 1d100
[] Work together with kelly to bring her down 2d100
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48365079
>[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot
>[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48365079
[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind
[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48365079
>[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot
>[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48365079
>[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot
>[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48365079
>[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind
>[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48365079
>[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot
>[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48365079
>[] Send a spire of crystal against her shield 1d20+pot
>[] Mirror walk into one of the shards she left behind

I press my hand to the ground and grin manically I taste the frozen blood caked onto my lips. A golden light snakes towards her growing and spinning around as it measures itself out, calculations flying from it as it solidifies into a solid block of orange crystal that fires straight up, slamming into her shield hard enough to dent and buckle it.

And make her rear up on the back of her legs, yelling.

I bring my hand up, closing it into a fist as I make a hand mirror, seeing schematics draw themselves into reality. I reach my hand into it, and fall into the dull silver place between mirrors.

I grab onto one of the bigger shards, and get pulled through. I land on my feet, right at the back of the angel.

She glances back at me, still mid way through rearing up as Kelly stalks around us, growling at her.

What do I do?
[] Cut her with my tongue again 1d100
[] Make walls around us, so she can't keep running 1d20+pot
[] Trip her with the haft of my spear 1d100
[] Turn the armor on her sides into something 1d20+pot
[] Slam my head and horns into her leg 1d100
[] Flirt with her again
[] write in

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>48365182
>[] Trip her with the haft of my spear 1d100
>[] Turn the armor on her sides into something 1d20+pot
Again keeping with the theme, something really really hot.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48365182
>[] Turn the armor on her sides into something 1d20+pot


As good as walls would be, they can be broken down. Now, if her flanks were suddenly covered in the most erotic substance known to man... (lewd honey)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48365182
>[] Turn the armor on her sides into something 1d20+pot
>[] Flirt with her again

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48365202
And the roll for the armor.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48365182
>[] Turn the armor on her sides into something 1d20+pot
something hot, cocoa?
>[] Flirt with her again

>>48365211
>[] Flirt with her again

Sorry, missed something

>>48365211
Still think we should wait until we can give her a face full of it, she's not exactly in the mood to willingly try our created food now is she?

Can we try making a cake golem next roll?

>>48365246
Is that something we can even do yet? I think we can create food but not animate it. I mean, if we can, we totally should try. And if not, definitely in the future.

>>48365235
Your right, but it would still trip her up, especially since she can't reach certain places herself. Think of it as lubrication, to make it easier to do the deed once the time comes.

>>48365259
I think HM said we could since golems by definition aren't alive.

>>48365259
at our current skill level we'd probably need a statue to use as a base, then change it to cake and animate it.

>>48365269
I thought we were saving ourselves for Iris/Sis?

Though I suppose "Fucker of Angels" is a rather interesting title to have in demon circles.

Either way, I'm more in the camp for doing a gag throw up at her later on...or if you prefer, Mama Birding it.

>>48365306
I mean....

I kind of want to defile an angel

I run my hand over the armor on her rump, her tail swatting me as her silver armor melts up, turning a light brown as it starts to drip, as fluffy pink clouds flow around her, covering her dignity for now. She slams her axe down, trying to hit me, But I duck under her as she stumbles back and slams her hooves down, trying to stomp me flat as I run past her as hot cocoa pours down her sides and flank. She twitches and steams, stepping like she isn't used to have so much mobility, her tail suddenly falling flat on her ass as she glares at me, turning purple around the cheeks again.

"You're a dreadful beast, just dreadful" She says, holding up her bent and nearly broken and useless shield, and wincing "That was holy armor, forged from saintly love and innocent thoughts, how could you ruin such a wonderful thing, vile disgusting demon"

"Oooooh" I purr teasingly clapping my hands together "you look so much better out of your armor, just oh so enticing, I could just eat you up, come on lay down with me for awhile, I'll show you how to really fight"

Her face turns nearly as dark as a black berry as Kelly laughs.

"Flower's getting hungry for something eh?" She shouts as the angel glances back to glare at her..

Before she screams, and charges me, faster than before, but alot more awkward.

What do I do?
[]Slide under her 1d20+agility
[] Focus on her weakened arm 1d100
[]Block with my spear, and try to hold her axe down 1d100
[]Make some ropes to wrap around her 1d20+pot
[] try to knock her off of her feet 1d20+str
[] call for Kelly to help me 2d100
[]keep flirting and teasing her, but start demeaning her
[] write

>>48365306
No need for it to be mutual, right? Mali can remain "pure" if you guys wanna do "THAT"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48365332
>[]Make some ropes to wrap around her 1d20+pot

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48365332
>[]Make some ropes to wrap around her 1d20+pot
>[]keep flirting and teasing her, but start demeaning her

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>48365332
>[]Block with my spear, and try to hold her axe down 1d100
>[]keep flirting and teasing her, but start demeaning her

Only one other thing left to turn into food stuffs. I'm sure we have a chance with this.

>Spoiler
I have no immediate preference, just feels like it would be thematically right if it was. But we'll see what anon's decide.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48365332
[]Slide under her 1d20+agility
[]keep flirting and teasing her, but start demeaning her

>>48365306
Fair point. Here's what I think: if we can subdue and corrupt her, the power boost will be MASSIVE. Especially since, as I've said, she'll need some very special help if she wants release for all of our pent up teasing, flirting and honey feedings. We'll touch her all we want, but she will never touch us. What kind of girl would we be if we just threw our virginity at the first centaur we see? No, the first, and maybe only, person who will touch us will be Iris. And it will be consensual, and it will be BEAUTIFUL. Also, we should turn the angels spit into honey and gag her with a bridle, and then ride her back to town.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48365332
>[]keep flirting and teasing her, but start demeaning her

YES

>[]Make some ropes to wrap around her 1d20+pot

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48365332
>>[]Make some ropes to wrap around her 1d20+pot
>[]keep flirting and teasing her, but start demeaning her
I consider molesting her not really the same thing as Mali losing her first time, but I certainly would vote against going all the way.

I run my hands over the air, slowly pulling the strings of glowing orangish gold light into a solid shape, bending it and hardening it into a nice, thick, rough and merciless rope, I even put a few spikes in it for some fun. I grin and look up, as the axe swings down at me. There's a swish as it cuts clean through the air in front of me, and I feel a cold pain cutting through my stomach.

She starts laughing, in a very undignified snorting way, but she stops when I look up at her, and force all my colors to be reds and light pinks, as my dress flutters away on the wind, as my black blood drips down from my chest to my stomach and panties.

"Kyaaaah" I say turning away as her eyes go blank in realization, she knows she just gave me more fuel for the fire here "If you wanted to get me undressed so badly you could've just asked, now I"m all chilly, meanie, oh what a pervert, I'll just have to tie you up to stop you won't I? But I bet a horse like you will just luuuuuuv that"

"I'm not a "She mumbles "JUST DIE YOU CUR!"
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g
-

I sway my hips side to side as she rips her axe out of the ground.

And what do I do?
[] wrap it up in my ropes
[]run under her, putting the ropes under her legs 1d20+agility
[] Make a shield and block her attack 1d100
[] Headbutt her axe 1d100 *probably a dumb idea*
[] lasso her 1d100
[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48365484
>[]run under her, putting the ropes under her legs 1d20+agility
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'
I'm a dream of every girl to have a pony

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>48365484
[] wrap it up in my ropes
[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48365484
>[] wrap it up in my ropes
>[]run under her, putting the ropes under her legs 1d20+agility
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48365484
>[]run under her, putting the ropes under her legs 1d20+agility
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

ALL OF MY YES

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48365484
>[] lasso her 1d100
>[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

>>48365504
FUCK EVERYTHING

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>48365484
>[] wrap it up in my ropes
>[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

>>48365504
Ouch, thats gonna hurt.

>>48365511
I thought we said no more rolling?

fucking hell.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>48365484
>[] lasso her 1d100
>[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>48365484
>[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris'

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>48365484
>[] wrap it up in my ropes
>[]Lick her to distract her 1d100
>[] Flirt and say how she'll love being mine/Iris
Lousy tablet!

so... are we gonna have to talk to somone to learn how to care for a horse? alex seems like the one to ask for some reason.

She misses me, and I run under her giggling.

"Oh don't worry, you'll just love being Mine, and my masters" I say happily as I drag the rope behind me giggling "I'll take suuuch good care of"

I look up as I realize she's rearing up on the back of her legs. I blink and just end up groaning the last bit of what I was saying as she slams her hooves into my chest and starts to stomp and kick me.

I wheeze and pant, and start to push myself up with my bruised hands. And I get kicked right in the face. She moves to kick me again, and I lick her, making her yelp and fall down, right ontop of me. But at least she stopped kicking, and she didn't beat me up to bad, still hurts, but pretty sure she only broke a bone or two, and with this body, that means less than dog shit.

What do I do?
[] Play dead
[] Turn the ground under her back legs into chocolate 1d20+pot
[] or shackle her legs to the ground 1d20+pot
[] or someother kind of magic 1d20+pot
[] Slam the haft of my staff into her guts 1d100
[] Try and push her off of me 1d20+str
[] cut her stomach with a quick whip of my tongue 1d100
[]Mirror walk away
[] Wherever I am, I must also flirt "Any ideas?"
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48365577
>[] shackle her legs to the ground 1d20+pot
>[]Mirror walk away
>[] Wherever I am, I must also flirt "Any ideas?"
We'll brush your coat and feed you carrots and it's going to be so fun.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48365577
>[] Turn the ground under her back legs into chocolate 1d20+pot
>[]Mirror walk away
>[] Wherever I am, I must also flirt "Any ideas?"
probably something about brushing her or taking her for rides around brausburg, horse stuff, maybe some talk about clothes/barding we could put her into... or maybe saddle designs

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48365577
>[] or someother kind of magic 1d20+pot
> use creation to create binding gear on her torso, including a gag/bridle
>[]Mirror walk away
>[] Wherever I am, I must also flirt "Any ideas?"
> If all she wanted was to be the top, she could have just said, but *use magic/take action* we're powerbottom for all but Iris

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48365577
>[] Turn the ground under her back legs into chocolate 1d20+pot
>[]Mirror walk away
>[] shackle her fore legs to the ground 1d20+pot
>[] Wherever I am, I must also flirt "Any ideas?"
brushing her, feeding her delicious foods, and maybe stroke a leg or two.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48365577
>[] Wherever I am, I must also flirt "Any ideas?"
>[] Turn the ground under her back legs into chocolate 1d20+pot

"That's a very bad horse! I was planning on covering you up when I ride yo back to town, hide all of your new restraints and bridle. But now i'll just have to let the whole town know what a pervert you are! Are you happy now that all those people will now you get off by being treated like a pony? How shameless." *wink*

>>48365576
Either he or Karla, somehow I think Mizu would have ideas too

>>48365617
yes.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48365577
>>48365617
This, I mostly just don't want to hear her. After all, horses don't talk

>>48365617
I'm all for gaging her, but we should feed her her honey first, to keep her happy while we hitch her to the cart.

>>48365699
I thought it would be easier to turn her spit directly into lewd honey, can't avoid that, though I see the appeal in hand-feeding her.

>>48365713
Easier yes, but not nearly as fun.

I can't see anything under her, her fur is soft and smells kind of like...well now it smells like dirt, sweat and blood from our battle, but there's a faint...something nice kind of smell under here. I smirk as I can taste just the faintest drippings of lust under her fur.

My bones creak, as I press my hands to the ground, careful not to let her realize I'm still moving and breathing under her. I light up her belly with Orange gold and pink lights, as I make a mirror under me, and smell that oh so lovely smell of freshly melted chocolate.

But I fall back into the empty silver place, all filled with distant images, like Jenny trying to put on make up right, or Karla trying to stop Vera and Mizuki from wrestling with the remote, or just an empty bathroom, But then I see one that shows the angels lovely little face, and I step through.

She gasps and stops trying to pull herself out of the mire of chocolaty goodness, reaching for her axe as I snap her fingers, and trap her legs in the dirt.

She swings at me widely, as I wobble back and forth, my legs and everything else hurting from what she's done to me.

I step out of the way, and grab her wrist, measurements being taken as the golden light crawls form my hand and over face as she pounds her broken shield into my face, making blood cover my face as I wash her uncompassionately.

She starts screaming insults slowly falling into a panicked language I don't know, as she continues rocking my head with her hammering, something cracks, but it doesn't matter as her arms get bound in front of her, as an apple shaped gag and bridle wraps itself around her face.

She struggles, ice bursting out around us as she desperatly tries to escape. I sit down on my knees, trying to keep from passing out when I get an idea...Oh that'll make this perfect.

"Ya know" I say patting her face as it turns even whiter and gets covered in frost "if you wanted to be on top, you could've just asked, but then again ponies don't talk do they"

>>48365713
The first time we'll probably have to turn her spit into honey through her bit, but I hope we can hand feed her after she learns how nice being a good pony can feel.