#BeatUpYamacha

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"What do you think you're doing?!" you shout up to Yamcha.

"Ha....." he continues, a glowing blue ball of light appearing in his hands.

"I promised Puar I wouldn't beat you down too badly!" you shout up to him.

"ME...HAAAAAA!!!!" he shouts, thrusting his hands down toward you.

A massive, blue wave of light shoots down at you, and you leap out of the way as quickly as you can. It strikes the stage, creating a massive explosion and a powerful gust of wind.

You hold your hands toward Yamcha, and release your Light Shot, sending a small ball of light from your palms that quickly crosses the distance between the two of you.

Yamcha, searching for you on the ground, doesn't see it coming, and is entirely blindsided. Letting out a yell of pain and surprise, he plummets toward the ground.

"In a strange act, Yamcha, a student of the Crane School, has used the signature technique of the Turtle School against Tofoo!" the announcer shouts. "Yet. somehow Tofoo's avoided the devastating attack and taken the opportunity to catch Yamcha off-guard! This may be it!"

You quickly find yourself falling from the sky. But, being in a much better position than Yamcha at the moment, you land just fine, ending up in a crouch and rising to see Yamcha sprawled out on the floor of the ring.

"I don't think Yamcha's getting up from that one," the announcer tells the crowd. "But I'll start the count anyway! One! Two! Three!"

The crowd roars with applause as the announcer continues, though you can practically feel the glares of the Crane School members melting through your skull.

>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area

>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought well

>C. Call Puar, and ask him to take Yamcha somewhere to recover

>D. Don't say anything, just leave the ring once the count is done

>E. Something else

>>48360324
>>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area
>>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought well

>>48360324
>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area
>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought well
Is he sprawled out like I think he is?

>>48360394
Anon, I'm not sure what you're referring to

>>48360324
>>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area
Good times, beating up Yamcha..Beating up Yamcha some more

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>>48360406
yes you do
>captcha is a bakery called "the negro"
what?

>>48360475
I can assure you, there is no severed hand next to him

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>>48360353
You remain where you are as the announcer finishes his countdown.

"Nine! Ten! The winner of the first match is Tofoo!" the announcer calls.

The crowd cheers, and you can hear your friends shouting to you, congratulating you and telling you that they're proud of your victory.

Ignoring that for the time being, you approach your unconscious opponent, bending down and scooping him up.

"You fought well," you tell Yamcha.

It's true. While he wasn't strong enough to defeat you, he still pushed you further than you'd expected, and the amount of progress he's made in the past three years is incredible. If he'd had more time to train, he could have possibly caught up to you, maybe even surpassed you.

Turning away from the crowd, you carry Yamcha out of the ring, intending to take him to the medical center to get his injuries treated. You don't think you did anything too severe to him, but it's worth checking out.

As you step out of the ring, you pass Goku, Krillin, and Jackie Chun.

"Great job out there," Krillin tells you.

Passing them, you continue on your way, until you find your path blocked by Tenshinhan.

"Where are you taking him?" the three-eyed fighter asks.

>A. To the medical center

>B. Ask if he'd rather take him there

>C. Tell him to get out of your way

>D. Something else

>>48360593
>>A. To the medical center

>>48360593
>>A. To the medical center
>B. Ask if he'd rather take him there
Just to clarify, Tofoo has little to no real martial arts training right? Mainly just the brief time he spent with Roshi.

>>48360620
Yeah, we're all self taught. Hence why we have our own school of martial arts.

>>48360620
Right. He pretty much taught himself to fight while living alone for years. Roshi never taught Krillin or Goku any actual martial arts, though, unless you count them teaching themselves the Kamehameha Wave

>>48360643
That makes it seem like Shen is the only one who actually teaches his students

>>48360593
>A. To the medical center
>B. Ask if he'd rather take him there

>>48360657
Pretty much. The entire point of the Turtle School is that there is no set fighting style. Roshi gives his students challenges to help them overcome normal human abilities. He does it in a karate kid method that somewhat translates into fighting.

>>48360680
Thats... intuitive if not a little lazy

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>>48360620
"To the medical center," you tell him.

Tenshinhan looks confused, then amused. "Sympathy for your opponents is a weak trait that only leads to self-destruction."

"Would you rather take him yourself?" you ask.

He holds out his arms, and you hand Yamcha over. Without another word, Tenshinhan turns and carries your opponent off.

"Tofoo," you hear Jackie say from behind you.

You turn to find the old man staring up at you with great concern. Jackie's always been a pretty relaxed guy who doesn't really seem to let much get to him. If he's worried about something, it must be pretty major.

"Is what Goku says true?" Chun asks. "Did you really kill Mercenary Tao?"

"Why does everyone keep asking that?" Goku asks.

>A. Yes

>B. Yes, but only in self defense

>C. Yes, why?

>D. Something else

>>48360771
>>C. Yes, why?

>>48360771
>D. "Well, technically he blew himself up."

>>48360771
>B. Yes, but only in self defense
"He threw a grenade at me when I had my back turn for second asking Upa and his dad on whether I should trust his words on him not harming us again."

>>48360771
>>48360783
>>D. "Well, technically he blew himself up."

>>48360771
>C. Yes, why?
>>D. Ask Goku why anyone besides him and Upa/Bora know this?
Click all the street signs, one says "despair" is it an omen SOM?

>>48360862
Well, some major shit is coming up, so maybe

>>48360771
>>48360844
Seconding this

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>>48360844
>>48360783
"Well, technically he blew himself up, but yes," you answer. "Why?"

"Oh, my.." Jackie sighs. "Tofoo, you and Goku don't know the ramifications of what you've done. Mercenary Tao is the Crane Hermit's younger brother."

"Really?" Goku asks. "But they don't look anything like each other. Then again, Master Roshi doesn't look anything like his sister Baba, except for the whiskers."

"Yes, and I've no doubt Tenshinhan has already informed his master of your role in Tao's death," Jackie explains. "You two now have the full wrath of the Crane Hermit focused on you."

>A. You aren't afraid

>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit

>C. Go see your other friends

>D. Something else

>>48360995
>>C. Go see your other friends
>Oh well

>>48360995
>>A. You aren't afraid
>>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit

>>48360995
>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit
>A. You aren't afraid

>>48360995
>C. Go see your friends
>>D. Make it clear to Goku he should keep his mouth shut about things like that from now on

>>48360995
>B. You can try explaining things to Crane Hermit

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>>48361025
"I'm not afraid," you tell Jackie.

"And that's what worries me," he replies. "Given the situation, fear is the proper response. Crane Hermit is a very dangerous enemy to make."

"I can try explaining things to him," you suggest.

"A respectable approach," Jackie tells you. "But one doomed to failure. Shen has always been stubborn, and now, he has surely become blinded by rage. There will be no getting through to him now."

"It'll be fine," Krillin assures Jackie, coming to your side. "Tofoo's had all kinds of creeps come after him before, and he's still here. Besides, he has me and Goku."

Goku nods, smiling. "We won't let anything happen to him."

Jackie smiles. "He is quite lucky to have friends like you. Speaking of, I'm sure your other friends are waiting for you, Tofoo. The matches are over for today, so why not go and celebrate with them?"

>A. Good idea

>B. Ask we he and the others bothered sticking around for this match if none of them were fighting today

>C. Something else

>>48361164
>A. Good idea

>>48361164
>>A. Good idea

>>48361164
>>A. Good idea

>>48361164
>A. Good idea

>>48361164
>A, I'm assuming you stayed to scout me.

>>48361164
>>A. Good idea
>>C. Thank him for sticking around for this match even though he didn't have a match today. Tell him you hope to see him in the finals.

>>48361164
>A. Good idea
>B. Ask we he and the others bothered sticking around for this match if none of them were fighting today

>>48361185
"Good idea," you tell him.

Jackie takes his leave, and you start heading for your friends, accompanied by Goku and Krillin.

Partway there, however, Krillin stops.

"Sorry, guys, I've got to go to the hospital to check on Chichi and Ox King," he tells you. "I'll see you both back at the hotel."

Krillin rushes off as you and Goku continue on your way.

"He sure does spend a lot of time with Chichi and Ox King," Goku comments.

>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend

>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes

>C. Don't comment

>D. Something else

>>48361313
>>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes
We really gotta get Suno in Goku's pants soon.

>>48361313
>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend
>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes
Oh hey, this talk

>>48361313
>>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes

>>48361313
>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend
>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes

>>48361313
>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes

>>48361313
>A. That's because Chichi's his girlfriend
>B. Tell Goku he'll understand when he finds a girl he likes
"And no I'm not talking about like, but "like, like""

>>48361313
>B. Tell Goku he'll understands when he finds a girl he likes
Bardock wasn't this socially retarded, Jesus.

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>>48361386
"That's because Chichi's his girlfriend," you tell Goku.

"I still don't get that," Goku tells you. "What makes a "girlfriend" so special?"

"You'll understand when you find a girl you like," you promise.

"I like plenty of girls," Goku insists. "Bulma, Launch, Chichi, Suno, plus some friends I made during training."

"Not like, but "like,like", Goku," you explain.

He looks at you with pure confusion. "What are you talking about?"

>A. Ask if he's being serious

>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.

>C. Tell him that you'll sit him down and explain it later

>D. Something else

>>48361396
Bardock also didn't spend the first twelve years of his life without seeing another person besides his grandpa, and had actually grown up around girls

>>48361441
>>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.
We're doing this now

>>48361441
>>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.

>>48361441
I said we needed to do this yesterday
>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.
Can we have Bulma help us explain?

>>48361441
>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.

>>48361441
>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways

>>48361474
You can ask whoever you like, but Goku isn't very good with this sort of thing. The concept of a suitcase was amazing to him.

>>48361474
>Bulma
>Not her father, the best briefs
anon do you want Goku to stay retarded

>>48361497
teamfourstar is wise as always

>>48361497
I don't but Dr. Briefs isn't here atm, krillin took off, and roshi would give goku the wrong idea we need to explain it in concepts he can understand like fighting or food

>>48361441
>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.
"When you find a girl you like you tend to spend more time with her than you would usually do with other people. Going on dates and eating tasty food, doing fun things together. Dr. Briefs might be a better person on explaining this than me though."

>>48361515
I would say Roshi might work, but superpredator Goku would not be a good thing.

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>>48361522
"Sometimes boys and girls like each other in a special way," you tell Goku. "When you find a girl you like that way, you spend more time with her than you usually would with someone else. You go on dates, eat tasty food, and do fun things together."

"Fun things?" Goku asks. "Like fighting?"

Well, depending on the girl, maybe. But you still aren't sure Goku's entirely grasping the concept.

"Doctor Briefs might be better at explaining this than I am," you admit.

"I'll try asking Krillin," Goku promises.

The two of you soon find your friends, who grin as they see you coming.

"Kid, that was one heck of a show," Oolong tells you. "Best fight I've seen in years."

"Have you even seen a fight since the last tournament?" Bulma asks.

"On television, yes," Oolong answers.

"That was one heck of a beating you laid on Yamcha," Launch, now in her bad form, tells you. "You should've hit him a few more times, though."

"You were terrific up there," Bulma tells you.

>A. Thank them

>B. Ask where Master Roshi is

>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku

>D. Ask Bulma if you can have a kiss for doing such a good job

>E. Ask if anyone else is hungry

>F. Something else

>>48361441
>B. Explain that sometimes boys and girls like each other in special ways.

>>48361640
>>A. Thank them
>E. Ask if anyone else is hungry
time to ignore those flags

>>48361640
>A. Thank them
>>F. Ask OOLONG to explain that to Goku, and we can reward him for patience later

>>48361640
>A. Thank them
>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku

>48361640
>A. Thank them
>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku

D is kinda thirsty for right now it was just the first match we still have more to come

>>48361670
Oolong probably lacks the patience to explain it. Then again, so does Bulma

>>48361640
>A. Thank them
>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku

>>48361640
>A. Thank them
>F. Finally thank Launch for giving you the idea to train yourself

>>48361640
>A. Thank them
>C. Ask Bulma if she can help you explain relationships to Goku

>>48361751
Yeah, we need to thank launch for the idea

>>48361721
That's why I'm saying we bribe Oolong to do it, he's probably more well equipped, even with less patience.

>>48361767
What would you bribe him with?

>>48361751
Oh yeah, we should probably do that.

>>48361751
Second thanking Launch with my former votes of>>48361683

>>48361773
panties

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>>48361751
>>48361732
"Thanks, guys," you tell your friends. "And Launch, thanks for giving me the idea to train myself."

"Wait, that was you?" Turtle asks, just now catching up with the group.

Launch chuckles to herself. "No problem, kid. See? I told you you'd do better by yourself than you would listening to that old pervert."

"Huh, Launch had a good idea, go figure," Oolong says. "I guess crazy isn't the only thing that comes out of her mouth."

"I heard that, pork chop!" Launch shouts, punching him in the back of the head.

"Hey, Bulma, can you help me explain relationships to Goku?" you ask.

"Huh?" Bulma asks. "Relationships?"

"Krillin's been spending a lot of time with Chichi," Goku tells her. "Tofoo's been telling me why, but I still don't get it."

"Okay, what aren't you understanding?" Bulma asks.

"Tofoo says that boys and girls that like each other do things called dates, where they do fun stuff," Goku tells her. "Does that mean they fight?"

"Well, my parents called it wrestling," Oolong mutters.

Bulma glares at the pig, then looks back at Goku. "They do something they both enjoy."

"Oh, I think I get it," Goku tells her.

>A. Ask if anyone wants to go get some food

>B. Progress!

>C. You still aren't sure he gets it

>D. Ask if anyone has seen Master Roshi

>E. Something else

>>48361888
>>E. Something else
Let's take Bulma on a date to show Goku an example.

>>48361888
>>C. You still aren't sure he gets it
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go get some food
>Yeah we're going to need Dr. Briefs

>>48361837
Smart man

>>48361888
>>B. Progress!

>>48361912
Not sure if smooth or super lame. But I'll support it all the same

>>48361912
I like this very much but I am gonna go with fourstar

>C. You still aren't sure he gets it
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go get some food

>>48361888
>>C. You still aren't sure he gets it
>>D. Ask if anyone has seen Master Roshi
Can we like find the Dragonballs, summon Shenron and make Shenron explain it to Goku?
I'd suggest wishing it, but as Shenron would say:
>"I cannot grant a wish beyond my power."

>>48361888
>>48361912
>>E. Something else
Let's take Bulma on a date to show Goku an example

>>48361888
>>B. Progress!
in addition to
>>48361912

>>48361888
>B. Progress!

>>48361964
Fuck it, changing my answer to take Bulma on a date so goku can learn, he is a hands on guy and certainly is dense enough to not give a fuck being a 3rd wheel. I hope Bulma goes for it

>>48361996
I'll throw my hat in with this

>>48361888
>B.

>>48361912
And this.

Let's ask him if there are any girls that he's met recently that seemed to like him before we do.

>>48361888
>B. Progress!
can I vote against the date?

>>48361912
>Taking Goku on the first date
I implore you to reconsider

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>>48362042
Idunno, you seem to be in the minority here

>>48362056
It's a pretend date, still has its uses in the sense we get to read what Bulma's interests are for the real one.

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>>48362064
You can't stop it, SOM.
We will get Goku a waifu, and we will make sure Bulma has a cool dude to date.

>>48362056
We could always have a "proper" first date later, but I agree it worries me too

>>48362064
Call a vote for it.

Guys don't take Goku on the first date. Please. After Bulma and Toofo have been dating awhile and they are comfortable, sure.

But not the first.

My god what have I done, it was only suppose to be a joke...

>>48362095
>>48362080
>>48362056
It's good practice for having kids?

>>48362098
Call a vote, you say? Isn't that what I already did?

>>48362106
YOU DID THIS!

>>48362086
What's the cool dude's name?

And who will be Goku's waifu?

>>48362098
This isn't a "real" date, anon. If it were, we would be taking Launch, because she has the highest chance of putting out.

>>48362133
>Launch

>EVER putting out

Anon, the only man she ever showed ANY interest in was Tenshinhan, and I'm pretty sure he never tapped that

>>48362106
why would you joke about that anon? They other anons are autistic and don't know what jokes are

>>48362098
This isn't a real date, anon. If it was we'd be taking Suno, because she's literally perfect.

>>48362132
Yeah theres that as well, fuck Goku's being our wingman without us or him even knowing.

>>48362150
That's cause he's a bitch. But Tofoo? He's a real man

>>48362106
Honestly I was on the fence when I first saw it, now that I support it I am still on the fence.
>>48362132
Suno or anyone else Goku meets that fancies him. Really he needs someone who will have a feast waiting for him at home after training all day

>>48362150
>Implying good Launch wouldn't do it if we asked nicely enough

This is a pretend date.

>>48362176
She'd probably warn you that her other half would put a bullet in your head the next time you saw her

>>48362150
Tenshinhan was as uninterested in sex as a eunuch, similar to piccolo actually

>>48362186
Good point, better make sure she wouldn't have a chance. Dragon Ball probably doesn't have abortion

>>48362186
SOM I know this is surprising but there are things called character arcs. If we pursued Launch for whatever reason I'd imagine it'd take awhile but once we actually got to know her better things could happen.

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>>48362056
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>>48361964
>A. Ask Bulma on a date to show Goku what they're like

>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like

>C. Forget the whole date thing and just say "progress!"

>>48362213
>SOM I know this is surprising but there are things called character arcs.
Ouch, that one is scathing.

>>48362231
>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like

>>48362213
>SOM I know this is surprising but there are things called character arcs

What are you saying?

>>48362231
>>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like
It will at least get her flustered and thinking about dating us for real.

>>48362231
>>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like

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>>48362231
>D. Ask Lapis on a date to show Goku LGBT tolerance

>>48362231
>>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like

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>>48362231
Oh, ask her out on a date like its real, and then say "You know, a pretend one to show Goku".

>>48362270
You wouldn't do it even if it got all the votes.

>>48362255
Supporting for lulz

>>48362280
This

>>48362231
>C. Forget the whole date thing and just say "progress!"

>>48362231
>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like

>>48362231
>B. Ask Bulma to go on a pretend date with you to show Goku what they're like

>>48362285
Don't challenge me, anon.

>>48362231
>B.

Ask it nicely. You don't want to see your friend so clueless around ladies, and Bulma is the prettiest one we know.

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>>48362314
I think I might sometime. It'll be funny.

>>48362323
did

did you just manage to work in telling Bulma she's pretty?

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>>48362342
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>>48362314
You know what, I AM challenging you, SOM. Lapis or bust!

>>48362323
>Bulma is the prettiest one we know
You missed spelled Lazuli.

>>48362342
Remind me that if we make it to the finals and fight Ten to tell him he is pretty

>>48362364
Wrong sibling, anon.

>>48362308
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>>48362301
>>48362266
Okay, so B wins, do you guys want to go with this dialogue?

>>48362323

>>48362364
>missed spelled
Fuck you autocorrect.

>>48362381
Yes

>>48362381
I knew you wouldn't have the balls to do it.

>>48362381
Fuck yes

>>48362381
I don't. Since she is 2nd.

>>48362390
Motherfucker, that option lost

>>48362393
Who is first?

>>48362400
Lazuli, obviously.

>>48362381
>Tell Bulma she's pretty
SOM you better believe I want to.

>>48362400
It only lost because you came on without a tripcode and shilled for it. Or some similar conspiracy.
In short, pick Lapis for the real date.

>>48362413
You mean Lapis

>>48362427
pretty knows no gender, but Bulma still best

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>>48362416
"Bulma, will you go on a pretend date with me to show Goku what they're like?" you ask.

"What?" Bulma asks, looking both confused and a little nervous.

"I don't want to see Goku so clueless around girls, and you're the prettiest one I know," you tell her.

"Smooth, kid," Oolong tells you.

Bulma's face turns red, though for once it isn't with anger, or embarrassment at the antics of one of your friends.

You see a shy smile come to her face. "Well...."

"Nah, that sounds boring," Goku says.

Launch, Oolong, Bulma, and Turtle all fall over.

>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner

>B. Smack Goku upside the head

>C. Next time, you'll get Krillin to be your wingman

>D. Something else

>>48362515
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner

>>48362515
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner

>>48362515
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
Goku-blocked! The route is not yet set.

>>48362515
>>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
>>C. Next time, you'll get Krillin to be your wingman

>>48362515
Damn Goku I knew we had to explain it in terms of food and fighting
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner

>>48362515
>>B. Smack Goku upside the head
but say nothing when he no doubt asks what we did that for
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner

>>48362515
>B. Smack Goku upside the head
When he asks what that was for, we tell him "Letting his guard down."
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
>D. Something else
Wink at Bulma.

>>48362515
>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
"But we seriously have to continue this conversation later Goku, maybe with Doctor Briefs or with Krillin tonight."

>>48362515
>Smack Goku, then ask Lazuli if she would instead

>>48362538
Double date with krillin would be nice
>>48362551
Seconding this

>>48362515
>>A. Well then, how about you all get dinner
>D. Something else
"I'm going to have use food metaphors to get through to you huh?"

>>48362551
Seconding this instead

>>48362551
I'm game. Changing my vote from>>48362545
to this

>>48362584
Thirding this.
SOM can't do nuanced romance confirmed. Another good thing about Lapis, he would probably appreciate a gross monster penis bouquet.

>>48362646
>SOM can't do nuanced romance confirmed.
That was confirmed like two quests ago. SOM wants people to punch each other, everything else takes a loooow priority.

>>48362703
The saiyajin eugenics program should be like a medium priority we need saiyans to help us fight saiyans and fight on namek

>>48362732
Nah, let's fuse all the Namekians together.

Then our blue-haired son can waifu Princess Gohan.

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>>48362551
You smack Goku upside the head.

"Ow...." your friend groans. "What was that for?"

"Letting your guard down," you answer. "How about we all go get dinner?"

"That sounds good to me," Oolong says.

Everyone agrees, and you give Bulma a wink as your group heads for a restaurant. Master Roshi joins up on the way there, but Lapis and Lazuli inform you all that they're heading back to Capsule Corp.

At the restaurant, everyone's in pretty high spirits. You're given a large table, and everyone orders plenty of food.

Everything's going great, the food comes, and is absolutely delicious. Then, you hear an annoyed sigh.

"Really?"

Looking over, you see the Crane Hermit, Tenshinhan, and Chaozu standing at a table right next to yours.

This is your first time seeing the Crane Hermit. He's quite old, like Master Roshi, but he has odd facial hair, a crane hat on his head, and a green outfit.

"Excuse me, miss," he says to one of the waitresses. "Would you mind moving us to another table? That old man's stench is really starting to bother me."

Roshi clenches his hands into fists. "Oh, be quiet you old fool! You're just smelling yourself for the first time!"

"Ugh, that breath!" Shen shouts back. "Ever heard of toothpaste?"

"Ever heard of hats that don't fly away?" Roshi counters.

"Please, you wouldn't know fashion if it cracked open your shell!" Shen tells him.

"Umm...sir?" the waitress asks. "We have a table waiting for you."

"Very good, come boys," Shen says, leading Tenshinhan and Chaozu away from you.

>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much

>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is

>C. Ask Goku how he feels about fighting Chaozu

>D. Ask Roshi if he saw your match

>E. Something else

>>48362754
>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is

>>48362754
>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much

>D. Ask Roshi if he saw your match

>>48362754
>>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much

>>48362754
>>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is

>>48362754
>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is

>>48362754
>A. Ask Master Roshi why he and Shen hate each other so much
>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is

>>48362754
>>B. Tell Roshi that Shen looks much older than Tao, and ask how old Shen is

>>48362754
>A and D

>>48362754
>A and C

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>>48362776
>>48362778
"Why do you and Shen hate each other so much?" you ask Roshi.

"We've always had our differences," Roshi admits. "But for a long time, I still considered him my friend. We banded together whenever there was trouble, and in those days, there was nobody I'd rather have fighting by my side. But, when our master passed away, Shen and I drifted apart. We walked different paths, and unfortunately, the one Shen chose was that of evil and cruelty."

"He looks a lot older than Tao," you comment. "How old is he?"

"About my age," Roshi answers.

"What?!" Goku asks, shocked. "But Korin told us you're over three hundred years old!"

"Ugh, really?" Bulma asks, looking over at Roshi.

"Yes, Shen and I are over three centuries old," Roshi confirms. "As for how we're still around, we both drank from the Fountain of Youth."

"Fountain of Youth?" Launch asks.

"You mean like in those old legends?" Oolong chimes in.

"As a matter of fact, the fountain was once far more than mere legend," Roshi explains. "As the ends of our lives were drawing closer, Shen and I chose to chase after the legend. After decades of not seeing one another, we were reunited at the fountain. The fountain is no more, but Shen and I each got a drink before it's destruction, and Shen managed to bring some water to Tao."

>A. Ask what happened to the fountain

>B. Eat your dinner

>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match

>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk

>E. Something else

>>48362916
>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match

>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk

>>48362916
>>B. Eat your dinner

>>48362916
>C then B

>>48362916
>>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match

>>48362916
>A, D and then B

>>48362916
"Does it have something with your master passing his school to you? Was Shen suppose to gain the turtle school?"
>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk
>C. Ask Roshi if he saw the match
>B. Eat your dinner

>>48362916
>A.
>E. "Nice of him to give some to his brother. Guess even he had someone he cared about ... oh I'm really in trouble."

>>48362986
I like this E dialogue

>>48362916
>>D. Ask why Shen wound up such a jerk

>>48362932
>>48362938

"Nice of him to give some to his brother," you comment. "Guess even he had someone he cared about...oh, I'm really in trouble."

"Yes, your situation is not a good one," Roshi agrees.

"Why did Shen wind up being such a jerk?" you ask.

"Our master was defeated in front of our eyes," Roshi explains. "Shen saw it as a sign that our master and his path were weak. Our master regained his honor, but in doing so, lost his life. This caused Shen to go even further down the dark path."

With your questions mostly answered, you resume eating your dinner, only stopping to ask Roshi if he saw the match.

"Yes, you performed quite well," he tells you. "Your skill and technique are very impressive, but your decision to use those weights in the ring was foolhardy and reckless."

>A. Admit that you made a mistake

>B. You weren't expecting much from Yamcha

>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel

>D. Something else

>>48363055
>>A. Admit that you made a mistake
>>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel

>>48363055
>A and C
With a little explanation of being so caught up in the tournament that we forgot to change before the match

>>48363055
>A. Admit that you made a mistake
"Was the opponent your master fought really that strong?"
>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel

>>48363055
>>A. Admit that you made a mistake
>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel

>>48363055
>A and finish eating and ask Bulma if we can go back to Capsule Corp to get Yamcha's sword

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>>48363055
>>48363055
>A. Admit that you made a mistake
>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel

Invite Bulma under the pretense of discussing something

>>48363055
>A. Admit that you made a mistake
>>D. Try to find Puar

>>48363055
>>A. Admit that you made a mistake
>>C. Finish eating and head back to the hotel
>>48363107
This, but with only the intention of asking her if she could triple the weight of our gi.

>>48363090
Wait I want to change my answer to >>48363105 and >>48363124 let's get that sword find puar and visit yamcha in the hospital infirmary if we can gotta mend bridges

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>>48363107
>>48363129
>>48363105
>>48363100
>>48363090
>>48363083
>>48363071
Okay, A wins, do you guys want to include asking Bulma to talk in private, or look for Puar, or just head back with the group?

>A. Head back with the group

>B. Ask Bulma if you can talk to her in private

>C. Go look for Puar

>>48363151
> gotta mend bridges
But we didn't break Yamcha's nose bridge

>>48363161
>D. Multiform and do all three

>>48363151
Don't pretend to be me anon

>>48363161
C is preferred, but if we do B it is to ask for a heavy gi.

>>48363161
Well I geuss we could stick with >>48363129
And include asking her if we could go to capsule Corp to get yamchas sword we can try to get it to him tomorrow with puar
>>48363180
I apologize anon I got confused this was my post>>48363083

>>48363161
>>C. Go look for Puar

>>48363161
>C. Go look for Puar
Can we still ask someone to try and get the sword for us?

>>48363204
Sure

>>48363161
>C. Go look for Puar

>>48363180
*pretends to be u*

>>48363161
>C. Go look for Puar
I want to save the Bulma stuff for the end of the tournament, win or lose.

>>48363228
>Save for the end of the tournament

Anon, I...

>>48363161
>>C. Go look for Puar
But I don't know. Say something smooth to Bulma

>>48363210
Can we call Lapis or Lazuli to bring it for us then, their back at Capsule Corp.

>>48363232
Sorry end of the harrowing King Piccolo saga is what I meant.

>>48363162
We promised him at the last one, we failed on it since we were pretty much incapacitated and jumped straight into adventuring/training the sword is supposed to be a olive branch

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>>48363217
If your me, then you should be able to answer pic related.

>>48363263
0. Cause there isn't a female within a mile of you.

>>48363263
Exactly 1 because you have been continuously masturbating for 9 years.

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>>48363204
>>48363238
>>48363090
"I made a mistake," you admit.

"Well, what's important is that you learn from it," Roshi tells you.

Te rest of the meal passes peacefully, and you all head back to the hotel. As you do, you find yourself wondering about what happened to Roshi's master.

"Was the guy who fought your master really that strong?" you ask Roshi.

"He was a monster unlike any this world has ever seen," Roshi answers.

Another thought occurs to you, and you look over at Bulma. "Hey, Bulma, can you call Lapis or Lazuli, and have them bring my sword over?"

"The one you took from Yamch?" Oolong asks.

"Sure, but why?" Bulma asks.

"Trust me, it's a wise idea," Master Roshi assures her. "Tofoo has a good use for it."

"Well, alright, I'll go give them a call," Bulma says, looking for a phone.

You tell the others that you'll find them later, and decide to go looking for Puar.

>A. Search the infirmary

>B. Go to the hospital

>C. Forget it, just go back to the hotel

>D. Something else

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Is that a sensu bean in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

>>48363334
>>B. Go to the hospital

>>48363334
>A, and if him and Yamcha aren't there ask the staff with Yamcha is

>>48363338
Oh, come on, I doubt Tofoo's power pole is that tiny

>>48363334
>>A. Search the infirmary

>>48363356
Seconding

>>48363356
>A
Yamcha shouldn't be as seriously hurt as ox king who got sent to the hospital

>>48363338
Nope, just a 110 CP Weedle.

>>48363334
>B. Search the infirmary
Puar should be looking for us too...

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>Her face when she sees your power level

>>48363356
Tenshinhan presumably brought Yamcha to the infirmary, so that's where you decide to go.

The Tournament grounds are closing, and other than a few vendors, pretty much everyone's left. You head for the infirmary and find it empty, save a member of the staff who is cleaning up.

You ask him where Yamcha is.

"Yamcha?" he asks. "Oh, yes, his friend Puar took him back to the hotel they're staying in. He's doing quite well, now, his injuries were relatively minor, don't worry."

>A. Return to the hotel

>B. Ask what hotel they're staying at

>C. Go for a walk

>D. Something else

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>48363334
I want to roll dice to find something.

>>48363464
I wonder what would happen if Capsule Corp where the source of the world-destroying androids rather than gero.
Bulma as 18 would be pretty cool

>>48363465
>>B. Ask what hotel they're staying at

>>48363465
>B
Let's check on them I wonder how puar has taken this

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>>48363465
>>B. Ask what hotel they're staying at

>>48363465
>B. Ask what hotel they're staying at
We don't have to go there until we get the sword

>>48363475
Would it? Would it really?

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>"Hey kid, hop on. We're going on an adventure."

>>48363526
>Would it? Would it really?
Dood

Bulma as 18
Dr. Briefs as 17
And Mrs. Briefs as 16

shit would be cash.

>>48363483
You ask the man what hotel Yamcha, Puar, and the Crane students are staying at.

The man tells you the name of the hotel and where to find it. As it turns out, it's not far from the one where you're staying.

>A. Go to Yamcha's hotel

>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yet

>>48363550
>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yet

>>48363506
We could at least talk to him, and tell him he is a pretty talented martial artist

>>48363526
Would be a pretty cool mindfuck chapter for our boy, Future Trunks

>>48363550
>B

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So who are we going to get to pump out saiyan babies?

>>48363550
>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yet

>>48363572
At this rate, no one

>>48363572
The two people have suggested so far are Suno and Princess Misa

>>48363566
>Why is mom a cyborg
>Why our my grandparents cyborgs?
>Why am I A CYBORG!?

>>48363572
... ?

We aren't saiyan

We'd have to force a saiyan to fuck some chick, and I'm not sure we even could do that, both in a moral and physical sense.

Goku says: Tofoo, stop! It's all warm and sticky and it smells weird!

>>48363550
>>48363562 is me but it can wait
>B
>>48363572
Suno is the closest thing we have to someone even getting close to the Goku bowl, princess misa is another good option marrying royalty has its perks he won't need to work

>>48363572
Suno. Goku gets Eighter too which might make the transition easier.

>>48363585
Tofoo gets Suno, Goku gets Misa. Then we marry the kids together and get the Ultimate Red Head Quarter Saiyan Pan.

>>48363625
Best eugenics would be Tofoo x Baba and Goku x Bulma

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>>48363625
Anon....

>>48363550
>B. Go back to yours, you don't have the sword yet
If when we do go to Yamcha and Shen is there, tell him his brother was "At pieces" when he died, then Fred Flintstone outta there.

>>48363559
Since you don't have the sword, you don't think going to see Yamcha right now would do you much good.

You've handled just about everything you can for right now. Lapis and Lazuli should be bringing the sword, your next match isn't for two days, and all you really have to do from this point on is watch your friends fight.

You head back to the hotel, finding everyone getting ready for bed. If there's anything you want to say to anyone before tomorrow, best do it now.

>A. Talk to Goku

>B. Talk to Krillin

>C. Talk to Roshi

>D. Talk to Oolong

>E. Talk to Turtle

>F. Talk to Bulma

>G. Talk to Launch

>H. Talk to Chichi

(Specify what you want to say)

>>48363705
>B. Talk to Krillin
Shoot the shit. Talk about trying to get Goku to understand girls.

>>48363705
I can't decide between talking to Bulma to increase the weight of our clothes or talking to Krillin to help us with our Goku issue

>>48363705
>C, wish him good luck

>>48363729
But anon, Roshi isn't fighting.

>>48363690
Tofoo to shen:
"Your brother went all to pieces, but at least he had a blast! Now he's gone to meet his Dodonpa and his Dodonma!"
"U mad? I hear that your feelz are so heavy, you need a crane to get them out."

>>48363729
What?

>>48363705
>>F. Talk to Bulma
Ask about increasing the weight on our clothes. Also flirt with her and ask her about the kiss if we win again.

>>48363705
>F. Talk to Bulma
Tell her she wants pretty and that you'd look to like on a date with her sometimes.

>>48360235

Why is this not on /qst/

>>48363705
>B
Shoot the shit with him ask about chi chi and ox king, tell him about Goku and his issue, then wrap it up by asking for advice about bulma

>>48363723
In all seriousness, the weighted clothes so we can have them for when the Piccolo stuff happens.

>>48363742
Exactly.
>You should have seen it, he was exploding near the end
>>48363705
>B.
>>F.

>>48363770
"U mad? U look mad you stupid bitch"

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>>48363742
You cheeky cunt

>>48363705
>B. Talk to Krillin

>>48363743
If Tofoo hasn't figured it out in character he is denser than Goku.

>>48363769
Agreed
>>48363768 change to >F

>>48363782
Your expression is almost as long as Tao's face is, and it's scattered across the Sacred Land of Korin!

>>48363705
>>E. Talk to Turtle
Fuck all y'all. Nobody ever talks to poor Turtle.

>>48363786
It's a bit of a shame Vegeta will end up stronger than us.

I wanted to make him the legendary super salty.

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>>48363848
I like you

>>48363854
With the power of the saiyajin eugenics program I hope to have Lazuli as his lover she is a strong willed woman and independent which I hope Vegeta will admire from her

>>48363854
Idunno, I think a few anons want him dead

>>48363876
>Major ego

>No job

>Not a family man in the slightest

>Talks shit by calling her a thing if she becomes a cyborg

No, Lazuli and Vegeta will never happen

>>48363876
You know I'd rather Vegeta just dies.

No eugenics, just gets rekt.

Hopefully we can bring back Bardock or Gine. Or maybe Tarble or Hanasia.

>>48363888
We must kill Vegeta

>>48363888
You're right I have no idea who we can pair Vegeta up with, but the Prince of all Saiyans needs an heir

>>48363888
I want Vegeta alive. He's pretty cool once he starts mellowing out.

>>48363919
>>48363888
Give him Launch

>>48363925
>>48363919
No more filthy monkeys than are necessary. I.e. no more than Goku and any progeny he may produce.

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>>48363912
>Hanasia
God no, that Mary Sue is worse than Multiverse Bra.

>>48363912
>>48363915
Whoah anons what's with the hate I am not a Vegeta fag but after he gets over himself he is an alright male tsundere and a family mellows him out a bit. Also he is strong as shit we need strong rivals to push our selves.

>>48363943
Too bad. We're getting Goku and Vegeta and hopefully convincing Tarble to stay, and then we're going to visit Planet Salad in Universe 6 and invite Cabba and his friends over.

>>48363955
Can we tell Cabba he's pretty?

>>48363968
Yes. Yes we can.

>>48363705
>A. Talk to Goku

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>>48363788
>>48363768
>>48363721
You walk over to Krillin, who heads for the guy's room after getting a kiss on the cheek from Chichi.

"Hey, Tofoo," he greets. "Sorry I missed dinner. I just wanted to check on Ox King. He's fine, but he's passed out asleep there, so they're keeping him overnight."

>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi

>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku

>C. Ask for advice about Bulma

>D. Something else

>>48363951
>>48363955
No, that's wrong, you're both filthy monkey enablers. You know what? We don't need any filthy monkeys, we just need Final Evolution Frieza, then Gero won't be able to touch our faction. We just need to supplant Ginyu.

>>48363945
wait

WHAT

the fuck is this?

>>48363968
I want to tell King Kai he is pretty, I want to tell Majin Buu he is pretty

>>48363888
Vegeta is cool, I sure don't want him dead

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>>48363943
I wonder who's behind this post

>>48363995
>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi
>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku

>>48363995
>>A. Ask how things are going with him and Chichi
>>B. Tell him about your problem with Goku

>>48364009
You better not enable filthy monkeys, SOM.

>>48363996
Go to bed Frieza.