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Gingerly, you undo the simple metal latch on the front of the box.

You look around to Lemeza and your team, who all nod at you, in turn.

With utmost care, you open the lid of the box- it creaks as if it’s been a thousand years since it was last opened.

Inside, a singular porcelain white egg rests on a small velvet pillow- there seems to be no dust, or sign of aging. Odd.

The egg itself is adorned with an image of two crowned rabbits, bowing before a great tree.

Atop the tree, a singular red eye rests. It has ringed pupils and has 9 tiny tomoe etched inside.

Truly, the details are amazing. A simple look atop the egg links it to a chain of spun silver.

You lift it gently, to inspect it further.

The eye stares with intent- it’s unblinking image uncompromising.

YOU HOLD THE EGG OF THE QUEEN.

Your extremities feel…. cold. You gasp for breathe, and your vision darkens.

You clutch the egg to your chest as you lose consciousness….

>>48542080
YOU CUM WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS

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>>48542126

>>48542126
Aaaaaand we're off to a great start

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You know if Griffith put his hair into drills he might look a bit like Tsuki

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtVirHikldA

Again, you find yourself floating upon that great sonorous ocean-

A sea of dreams.

It certainly feels the same as before, but… something is different.

The Moon. The Moon is much closer than before.

So close, in fact, that it dominates the sky.
Your thoughts immediately go to books Father had you study as a young girl- books about the relationship between the moon and the tides. Thankfully, this is a dream.

Right?

Looking up at the moon’s surface, you feel like you can almost see something; the faintest of movements across the heavenly body.

Your eyes feel… heavy. It’s been such a long day…..

You…

1. Sleep
2. Sleep
3. Sleep
4. Sleep

>>48542287
>Reach for the Moon, then fall asleep

>>48542287
>1. Sleep

>>48542287
>3. Sleep
Sleepy Tsuki

secret option 5
>dream

>>48542287
>3. Sleep

>>48542287
>3. Sleep

>>48542287
>4. Sleep

Gonna be a close vote

>>48542287
>dream

>>48542287
4. Sleep

>>48542287
>3. Sleep
Reach out towards the moon, before sleeping.

>>48542287
>5. Fuck Sleep

>>48542287
>1. Sleep
Dream about money and crushing our business rivals.

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>Sleep

Maybe for just a little while…

You close your eyes, and sink beneath the waves…..


“Hey! Wake up!”

A voice calls out to you…

“Wake up, sleepyhead!”

Who…?


You open your eyes; the effort is almost beyond you.

A small girl with white hair is sitting next to you, beneath a great tree. Did you fall asleep here?

“Hey! You’re awake!” she says, her small smile broadening.

“Come on!” You can’t sit around here napping all day, you know.” she teases.

“Where… am I?” you question rubbing your eyes.

The girl looks at you quizzically.

“You’re acting odd today, Tsuki. Come on!”

She offers you her hand….

1. Take the girl’s hand
2. Don’t.

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>It's Dune
>It's Indiana Jones
>It's Berserk
>It's The Mummy
>It's Mean Girls
>It's Iron Man
>It's Naruto

Can we confirm that this is the best Naruto Quest?

>It's Naruto

>>48542462
>1. Take the girl’s hand

>>48542462
Can we write in?
>Who are you?

>>48542462
>Resist from hugging the cute little girll
>Take her hand

>>48542462
1. Take the girl’s hand

>>48542462
>1. Take the girl’s hand

>>48542462
>2. Don’t.

>>48542462
>Take the girl's hand

Round and Round Wargle's plot goes...where it stops, no anon knows

>>48542462
1. Take the girl’s hand

>>48542518

It'll be cute and bloody as fuck, I bet.

I hate mindfuck shenanigans, They always last waaay to long and are boring.

>>48542462
>1. Take the girl’s hand
How could I say no to that cute little face

>>48542548

I get what you mean by lasting too long, but otherwise I disagree.

Rise, Tsuki.

Writing.

>>48542605
Great, More ambiguous shit that you can use to fuck us over with.

>>48542802
>being this salty over nothing
Jesus did your boyfriend rape you this morning?

>>48542802
Do you need a hug?

Here's the domestic abuse hotline anon. 24/7 - 1-800-799-SAFE (7233).

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You take the young girl’s hand.

She helps you up, and wastes no time leading you down a path, away from the great tree.

“We can’t be late, you know. The bunnies will be upset if we’re late!”

She’s so enthusiastic- wait, bunnies?

The pathway crests a small hill, and empties into a large open field.

A field filled with rabbits.

In the center of the crowd, a larger rabbit, dressed in finery, directs the others.

“Come now, everyone! Make way! There’s no need to crowd around! Everyone will be able to hear, I promise. Now-” the rabbit stops when the two of you approach.

“Ah, my dears! I worried you may have napped a wee bit too long! But here you are, right on time. Please, take a seat.”

A talking rabbit. You contain your surprise, and sit with the girl, surrounded on all sides by chittering rabbits.

“Now that everyone has arrived, we may begin! It’s a tale you all know very well, but it is important to remember! So please, everyone, use your ears and not your voices, yes?” The clothed rabbit says, hushing the crowd.


This whole thing is just so very strange- and you cannot help the feeling that you should be doing something important right now….

1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.
2. You don’t have time for this. Where are you?

>>48542915
GAH! THAT BUNNY IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!

>>48542915
>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.

>>48542915
>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.

>>48542915
1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.

>>48542915
>2. You don’t have time for this. Where are you?
Months or years will probably have passed by while we're doing this useless stuff.

>>48542915
>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.

>>48542915
>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.

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>>48542802

>>48542915
>2. You don’t have time for this. Where are you?

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>>48542915
>1. DO NOT WANT. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude to the nightmare hare..

>>48542915
>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.
I wonder who the girl is, considering how she bears similarities to Kaguya, but still looks pretty different.

>>48542990
But anon, Frank was the hero.

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>>48542990

>>48542915
>1. Shake it off. It’s time for a story, after all. You don’t wish to be rude.
Enjoy a nice cup of tea.

>>48542990
If we can summon that fucker we'll have a pretty rip shit genjutsu summon.

>>48543030
If we can summon Frank we will be the most terrifying ninja around. Talk about mindfuck central.
I would be fine with getting rabbit contract JUST for him

Story Time~

Writing.

Ho!y shit guys, Kaguya is the rabbit sage!!

>>48543050
>I'll tell you a little story called "The Pretty Alien": Once there was a very pretty alien. She was so pretty that everybody fell asleep. The End.

>>48543062
I like how it's only Japanese culture and her appearance that link her to rabbits. And she really has no relation, she didn't even have horns until she ate the Chakra Fruit.

>moon bunny contract
I knew there was a reason I followed this quest.

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The large rabbit begins the tale-

“Our lady came to this land, alone, from the distant heavens.”

“She wished for peace for all creatures, and protected the Tree of God.”

“But her task was a solitary one. Though she befriended the spirits of nature, such as ourselves, she, as we all do, came to yearn for companionship.”

“She found this companionship in a leader of men- a man who wanted nothing more than peace for this land, and his people.”

“They were happy, for a time. Our lady stayed with the leader of men, and with her guidance, the men prospered.”

“This prosperity drew those who wished to incite violence and war- for such things are the way of men.”

“These people looked to harm our lady- and when she defended herself, the fickle leader of men betrayed her. The man she loved now wished for her head- and our lady despaired.”

“Such are the ways of men.”

The rabbits all hum in agreement.

“Our lady, heartbroken yet still yearning for peace, borrowed the powers of the Tree of God to end the conflict- all conflict. It was truly a wonderful thing.”

“The fickle men now saw our lady for what she was- a Goddess, gracing us with her divine presence. They began to worship her- for that is only right.”

“Our lady bore two sons, born of the leader of men. Though they were of man, she loved them, for they were hers.”

The Bunnies is coming

>>48543356
Sorry Danzo, but it looks like we're going down the Obito/Madara route.

>>48543425

Nah, not really.

Obito and Madara didn't realize they were helping Kaguya.

We're doing the Zetsu route, actually.

We'll be the Narutoverse version of Wallace Breen.

looks like we have either kaguya's moon bunnies route or ebisu's konoha phoenix route....

>>48543356
I want to try to make Kaguya not be so bad,so she dosn't Infinte tsukiomi everyone.

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>>48543466

>>48543466
We can apparently get two summon contracts, one on each hand

>>48543425
>Danzo route
>Madara route
>Zetsu route
>Choose none

We don't need to follow anyone's path but our own. We are gaining so much knowledge and different perspectives that puts on a higher playing field than others that are blinded by their ideals or narrow-minded.

What we choose to do with all this knowledge is our choice and no one else's.

>>48543580

Only if Wargle says so.


>>48543582

Very true.

Bunny suit Tsuki art when?

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“Our lands were finally at peace- it was truly a paradise.”

“But it was not to last.”

“Our lady’s sons, now grown, could never hope to appreciate the peace she had created.”

“They saw her divine visage, and thought themselves equal to her.”

The crowd of rabbits begin to collectively boo loudly. The young girl sitting next to you seems to enjoy the story- she boos with the rabbit emphatically.

“Her beloved sons, just like their father, betrayed our lady, and rebelled.”

“Usurping her power, the sons moved to strike down their mother- and though she could have easily cast them down, she loved them too much to do so.”

“And thus, the sons cast down our lady, and sealed her away among the stars- and the wars and chaos wrought by men eventually returned.”

“We rabbits, loyal to our lady, followed as far as we could. We wait ever patiently for her return- for surely, it grows ever closer.”

The Rabbits all bow their heads, as does the young girl.

“May our goddess Kaguya return, to guide this land once more to righteous peace!”

Again, raucous cheers among the rabbit crowd. The young girl turns to you and smiles.

“Wasn’t that great, Tsuki?” she says happily.

1. Of course!
2. I’m not sure I understand…
3. This is nonsense! Where are we?

>>48543612
>1. Of course!
It's a polite lie

>>48543582
You thought I was on your side? HAHA FOOOOOLLLL NORIHIME SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN ZE WORRLLLLDDD!!!!! (I have no idea where I went with this.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U

>>48543612
>4. It was a nice story.

>>48543612
>2. I’m not sure I understand…

>>48543612
>2. I’m not sure I understand…

>>48543612
1. Of course!

>>48543612
>3. This is nonsense! Where are we?

>>48543612
>2. I’m not sure I understand…

>>48543612
>>4. It was a nice story.

>>48543612
>2. I’m not sure I understand…
While we're on the subject, what's the status of the moon Otsutsuki's and how low are the chances of contacting them?

>>48543612
>2. I’m not sure I understand…
"Please just humor me here, treat me like I've been away for a long time and forgotten. Who are you, what is this place, and how do we know each other?"

>>48543612
>2. I’m not sure I understand…

>>48543612
>4. Sure, just contract with me already. Jesus ya'll are tedious, I've got a business to get back to. Time is money and Norihime Industries ain't gonna run itself.

>>48543612

>1. Of course!

>>48543612
option the movie rights to their story

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>>48543030

Testing

>>48543733
We can do it anons, open up our own movie studio and cast ourselves as the lovely heroine

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How useful do you think think this summon will be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxKPBLjHAEA

Creepy rabbits? Creepy rabbits.

>>48543742

Yeah, I'm having trouble too.

>>48543761
Considering the fact he can erase people out of existence, very

>>48543761
That's seriously fucked up.

>>48543773
Yeah I've timed out two or three times.

>>48543761
Unbelievably useful

>>48543784
Test

Testing

How long do you think it'll take before we start call Kaguya our older sister?

>>48543848
Never

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>>48543761

not as useful as this one

Testing.

Tsuki doesn't understand.

Writing, if the severs keep their shit together long enough.

THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??!!

we live?

>>48543902

Servers are being cunts.

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Maybe if Chinese Moot stopped trying to turn 4chan into the house of subreddits and focused on making the thing work in the first fucking place shit wouldn't be so bad

>>48543848
Not a chance.

Too many people we care about to protect to go along with this shit.

We need to learn earth dragon bullet and air bullet so our shadow clone can use either while we use Phoenix flower. Shit should be hype.

>>48543957
But anon, we needed /aco/ to stop the gooks cultural appropriation.

>>48543957
We should write him a strongly worded letter

>>48543985
how many /d/ boards do you need anon?

but enough off topic discussion

>>48543984
I too am a fan of the Third Hokage. Who is where in this universe?

>>48543989

Dear Mr. Chinese Moot,

Chingy ching chong chang, durka ching. Chong ching ling, bing bing ping ding.

- Thank you.

>>48544002
Don't ask me, ask Mook.

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YFW each time we call a Rabbit Summon it recites the countdown until Kaguya Apocalypse?

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds

>>48543984
For that to happen, Tsuki needs to further master hand seals. I suggest that should be the main focus when she trains next.

>>48543984
Doesn't the third do shit like that? If he's alive we can bug him for some training if Danzo's okay with it

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>>48544022

>>48544065
2nd Dad would be super jelly

>>48542465
>>48544075
I wasn't originally for rabbits at all, but if this becomes Naruto: Majora's Mask with rabbits I'm 100% down

>>48544065
He's probably retired even if he is still around, and as much as I would love to be like Hiruzen, maybe it's best we let him do what he'd like. Not that he wouldn't like helping the next generation ohohohoho

>>48544103
Toneri's whole plan was Majora's Mask. So it's not like the Otsutsuki wouldn't.

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“Uh, yeah. Sorry, I’m just a little confused.”

Her smiles fades.

“Definitely seems like it. Maybe you should wake up.” the girl says, closing her eyes.

“What?” you question.

She places her finger on your head, and her eyes snap open- revealing purple ringed irises.

“We’ll be waiting.”

--------------------------------------------

You inhale sharply- waking with a jolt.

You quickly evaluate your surroundings- but it just seems to be Lemeza’s tent.

Everyone seems to be sleeping- even Itachi-sensei, who’s dozing in a chair at the foot of the bed you’re in.

You still have the egg clasped in your hands- it’s really quite cold.

Looking around, you spy the box, still sitting open the desk. Maybe you should….

1. Put the egg back. You don’t really want any more weird dreams.
2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.

>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.

>>48544138
>1. Put the egg back. You don’t really want any more weird dreams.

>>48544091
>Fine Tsuki go train with that old loser I don't care at all
>Runs to his room and cries into his pillow for hours

>>48544138
>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
Wear it as a necklace

>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
Sell it to the highest bidder.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>48544138

Rolling some dice to see what my vote is.

I really don't mind it either way.

>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
My egg, my egg.

>>48544138
>3. Keep it. It seems like it could be important, and requires further study.

>>48544138
>1. Put the egg back. You don’t really want any more weird dreams.

>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
We will try again little rabbit. We shall gain your favor.

>>48544161
backing

>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
Find out how it made us go unconscious and have wierd dreams AND WEAPONIZE IT.

Only slightly kidding.

>>48544138
2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.

>>48544180
>>48544161
Isn't this more or less the same as 2?

>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.
Hinata as Casca incoming.

>>48544155
>>48544138
This

>>48544138
2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really valuable.

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Seems like everyone forgot best summon, here's the threadly reminder that
>best summon = bird summon

>>48544191
Will she enjoy it though?

>>48544198
Rabbits are literally god-tier. Your argument is both false and stupid.

>>48544185
I intended it as a slightly more cautious version of "keep it". Rather than "valuable" or "special", it's something potentially dangerous.

>>48544211
Your opinion is false and stupid. At least the phoenix can be reborn.

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reposting from previous thread...

We should go full Sasaki Kojiro and develop a signature kenjutsu technique/form based on the movement of our bird of paradise/tropical bird summons in flight.
Combine with stellar chakra, the kiba swords, and potential best sage mode and we've got an ultimate technique.
>Watch closely, peasant! Today you witness Konoha's most beautiful technique, count your blessings that it is the last thing you see! ohohohoho!
>Stellar Release: Norihime-Style, Sapphire Dance of the Celestial Phoenix!

>>48544155
>That old loser
As far as rivalries go Danzo/Hiruzen was pretty civil...
>>48544138
>2. Keep it. It seems special- and it’s probably really vibrational.
I really wish I had Kaguya raising her eyebrows suggestively for this

>>48544207
Best night of her life.

>>48544235
No

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>>48544211
>Phoenix
>One of the gods of the cardinal directions
>any argument at all

you're missing a few things there anon...

>>48544191
>>48544207
>>48544242

By that logic, we should take on frogs as a summon and do that gender switch thing to get a dick.

(I'm not advocating for that. Just saying, if you want that to happen, then you might want Frogs.)

Team Dragon/Phoenix/Bunny and Genbu for life~

>>48544235
>Potential Sage Mode
Only frogs, snakes, slugs(?), ayy lmao's, and men made of cancer have sage modes
Though you could probably develop one it would be incredibly risky and take years at the post-Jonin level

>>48544235

Im fine as long as we actually concentrate on a specialty instead of going everywhere like what it seems like now.

One summon contract per hand iirc, so rabbits and phoenix aren't necessarily mutually exclusive... Kinda split between those two personally... hmm.

>>48544273

Every summon has a sage mode.

>>48544259
>Someone considered a god in the Naruto world is associated with rabbits
>B-but muh oriental folklore

>>48544273
It was never said anywhere that only those three could teach sage mode. It's just that those were the only established noble contracts that let you summon the entire clan

>>48544281
Are you the guy who keeps crying because we have swords?

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>>48544284
So do you have to wear a helmet all the time or just outside the house?

>>48544270
Mostly I was being facetious with hinata as casca, though Nori as Guts as a result might be interesting.

>>48544301

no?

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>>48544273
>>48544281
>>48544231
>>48544211
>>48544198
>>48544235

Wargle's already confirmed phoenix sage mode on twitter:
>chakra wings
>fanned tail (peacock?)
>immunity to fire

literally best summon and suited to Tsuki

My precioussssssss...

(Kidding)

Writing.

>>48544333
It really isn't

>>48544333
MOON

BUNNIES

The salt has arrived.


Bird and Bunny fags please hold salt until the after thread.

>>48544293
>presents perfectly reasonable alternative, based on Wargle canon
>REEEEEEEE

>>48544321

While the wiki does state that Sage Mode is only known to be taught at the Frog and Snake places, who says there aren't others that can teach it?

>>48544321
We don't actually know whether anybody besides the snakes and toads teaches it. Those are the only two groups in canon that do, but they're also the only ones thata have a high enough bond with their summoners to allow them to summon the entire clan.
Slugs doesn't count, it's actually just one giant slug that can split itself into smaller slugs

>>48544333
I'll just grit my teeth and bare it, just as long as we don't become as contentious and autistic as Tuffle Quest Z or as self-masturbatory as Shinigami Savant Quest.

>>48544406
see
>>48544333

>>48544378
>>48544284
>>48544273

Sage mode is primarily about utilizing Nature chakra- I cannot see a reason why any of the summons couldn't at least attempt to teach it- the difficulty comes in that most people either die trying or are simply unable or unwilling to do so. (No reason for frogs and snek to be special other than kishimoto being a hack)

>>48544424
savant is like the only decent bleach quest. i'd say they've earned the right to be a tad smug

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>>48544360
>The salt has arrived.
>arrived.

where have you been?

>>48544378
The wiki doesn't say anything about Hashirama's Sage Mode's origin? I mean, it makes sense if he developed it organically.

>>48544458

I kinda liked the one Mushroom ran, though that fucking German investigation bullshit ran too fucking long.

>>48544458
It's not that it's smug. It's that it's a titanic fanfiction wankfest.

>>48544487
If it's well-written and fun then who gives a shit?

We should learn some aoe jitsu.

>>48544321
After seeing what happened with you, I wouldn't want to get dropped on my head either.
Stop trying to be a dick and discuss or enjoy the quest

>>48544467
This honestly we've already had Husbando salt, Puppet salt, and Root salt

>>48544515
I mean Great Fireball KINDA is?

>>48544515

We know the Great Fireball technique. And Phoenix Flower.

And Shooting Star (depending on how much power is put into it, I'd expect.)

>>48544522

The constant salt is distracting. To put it midly.

>>48544522
I still think the idea of deadly puppet stuffed rabbits was hilarious

>>48544522
>Puppet salt
Anon no.

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What is the worst naruto filler episode?

Curry of life best

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>>48544522
and it's all entirely kosher!

>>48544550
Yeah, that's the one downside to this quest, people take sides and then it's like /pol/ vs tumblr between the opposing views.

>>48544574

I guess it really shows that deep down, Tsuki a greedy.

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>>48544556
IT'S TO LATE ANON!
ONLY PUPPETS NOW!

>>48544567
The one with the ghost and samurai armor, since its the last one I ever remember sitting through

>>48544579
Well it is nice to see that we all care about this quest and we get passionate about it

>>48544594
jesus fuck I was NOT expecting that image to creep me out as much as it did. Fucking puppets.

>>48544550
welcome to /tg/
>>48544556
PLEASE LET IT DIE
>>48544552
still for it, it seemed like a cute way to incorporate the bunnies and puppets

>>48544579
the summon discussion started off fairly amicable, now everyone is up in arms. I think the longer the decision is delayed and hyped, the bigger an issue it becomes and as a result the partisan divide becomes larger.

>>48544574
Any full body pics of Tsuki?

>>48544607

It reaches a point where im generally fine with any direction of progression as long as it makes sense with Tsuki's story.

>>48544594

That pic gives me an idea, if we ever do actually get into puppetry.

We build puppets that are caricatures of other ninjas in our village.

Messes with them during a fight.

(Just an idea)

>>48544567
The Chikara Arc.
I'm so sorry for bringing that up

>>48543083
Underrated post.

>>48544647
Why are we fighting fellow Konoha-nin?
Tsuki in an Akatsuki robe with the rice hat and a TSF grin when?

>>48544567
I skip filler. Oh yeah lets put in all this character development and shit and wait for it to never come up again.

>>48544629
>I think the longer the decision is delayed and hyped, the bigger an issue it becomes
See every in-quest debate ever.

>>48544700
That's what makes Six-Tails Arc the second best filler.

>>48544678

For sparring or whatever. (I forgot to add "other villages" in there.)

And what do you mean by TSF?

>>48544678
>Theres an alternate universe where Tsuki grew up in the Rain village and was the Akatsuki's mascot
>We'll never get to talk about money with Uncle Kakuzu or art with Uncle Sasori and Aunt Deidara

Life is suffering anon

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>>48544718
I guess you could call it resting cat face? TSF in reference to Sylphin from Himouto! Umaru-chan

>>48544738

Ah okay.

Never seen that before.

>>48544634
Tsuki not for lewds

>>48544644
Agreed anon, agreed

>>48544707
haven't seen enough to determine any causation, but yeah I'd think so

>>48544720
I'm down for this to be a special filler episode/thread later on when wargle is figuring out the plot

>>48544758
doesn't have to be lewd

>>48544720
>>48544758

I'd be down for that, too.

And a special filler episode/omake where it's literally just Berserk, but characters are switched out with their Shinobi Quest counterparts.

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>>48544798

>>48544758
I hope he will there could be alot of really cute moments

>Little Tsuki watering Zetsu with a flower shaped can so he doesn't die
>Konan teaching her how to make paper cranes

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>>48544790
I think that this is the closest to an accurate full-body shot we have.
Warning: drawfag cannot draw legs.

>>48544798
>It was too big to be a kunai

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You pull the silver loop down over your head, wearing the egg as a necklace. You tuck it in between the layers of your clothes, both so that it isn’t visible, but also the cold thing isn’t pressed against your bare flesh.

You get out of bed, and walk to the edge of the tent- you aren’t really tired anymore.

The sun is just beginning to peek over the edge of the horizon- you’ll probably be leaving soon. All in all, you would say the mission was a success, though you definitely ran into a few snags.

You just hope Lemeza understands when you tell him you’re keeping the egg.

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The five of you stand outside the gates of Sunagakure- well, a few miles outside of Sunagakure.

Lemeza said that it was his next destination- with Tamaishi’s death and Afzal missing, he’d need to let the greater Archeological community as a whole know about what was found in the ruins. Besides, he told you- the Suna shinobi had treated him well, and would offer him a quick escort home.

None of the Suna shinobi were recognizable- it seems that the Kazekage’s daughter wasn’t going to make an appearance…

Until, from the sand beneath, a shinobi emerges!

“Ah, Lord Kazekage. You honor me with your presence!” Lemeza says, bowing.

This man is the Kazekage?

“Lemeza. You’re really quite the fool- but I’m glad you’re alright, regardless. As before, you’re welcome to stay with us for as long as necessary.” the Kazekage says to the archeologist.
He then turns to your group.

“Konoha shinobi. I thank you for keeping Lemeza safe- even if it was only from himself. Though we may not always agree with his methods, the work he does is important.”

“Another matter-” he continues. “I’ve considered your offer- and I accept. Tell your Hokage a delegation of Suna genin, as well as myself and others, will attend his “Joint Exams”.

>>48544817
>Konan
I guess our eyes are a different enough shade of amber...

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>>48544831
I can into legs...just very poorly. Her outfits change regularly, Tsuki ain't no pleb she has more than one outfit

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>>48544844
>as well as myself
kek

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>>48544831
>>48544790
>>48544634

I have a few.

>>48544857
she could totally fit as Tsuki's big sister

>>48544869
Ayy nice work, sorry for doubting you, drawfriend.

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>>48544884
Another.

>>48544883
I mean...he hasn't been replaced yet, and danzo got shut down. Maybe orochi wont fuck him over?

>>48544892
People from Ame never see the sun, she's too white. Come to think of it, that explains why Nagato has always been so pale, even for an Uzumaki.

>>48544908
Excellent body, badly drawn face. Kind of an inversion to the norm.

>>48544928
The other full body one had both done well, but I agree this one's a bit wonky.

Wasn't Tsuki's mum a brown kumo nin?

>>48544892
>Konan-oneechan I got a paper cut can you kiss it for me

>>48544884
Excuse me while I go and rub out a solution.

>>48544959
But wouldn't that just make it six-hundred billion times worse?

>>48544969
Anon, no.

>>48544869
>>48544884
Tsuki'stwelve,Tsuki'stwelve,Tsuki'stwelve,Tsuki'stwelve,Tsuki'stwelve,

>>48545004
Just wait till she hits 13

>>48544913
Orochimaru is using failed curse mark experiments to conquer the Land of Rice Paddies. He's at least as fucky as canon.

>>48545004
She's also likely wearing a few layers, it's not that bad.

>>48544979
>He's never had his mom kiss his boo boos
What a loser

>>48545130
In case you didn't know, Konan's made of paper.

>>48545130
>Konan is literally made of 600 billion plus sheets of paper

>>48545162
>>48545170
But she doesn't cut people when she touches them

Was that it?

>>48545349
Give it another few minutes, seems like a big post or ending post is due.

>>48545361
Its only 12 so im expecting big post

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>>48545349
I'll take "Things You Never Want to Hear Your Girlfriend Say" for 500, Alex

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Sorry dorks, sudden family struggle. All done now. Finishing up the post, and thread will continue for those of you still kicking around.

>>48545676
This is the second time that's happened to me during a quest this week. Hope all is well, Wargle.

>>48545676
hope everything is alright Wargle!

>>48545676
Good luck

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>>48545676

Thanks for letting us know, and I hope all is well!

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“Wonderful, Lord Kazekage.” Itachi says, bowing. We greatly anticipate your presence.”

“Hmph. I’m sure you do. Make sure your genin are up to snuff- my children aren’t going to hold back.” The Kazekage retorts.

He’s rather dismissive, isn’t he? You know relations between the villages aren’t very good, but it still surprises you.

Lemeza turns to your group after the exchange, lighting a cigarette.

“Thank you, everyone. I would’ve died several times over, if it wasn’t for you. You four are a credit to your village- I hope to work with you again, if the need arises.” he says, a warm smile punctuated with the Norihime-branded smoke hanging out of his mouth.

Nori starts to laugh. “Doc, you’re a handful. As long as the next mission doesn’t involve killer tree-men and you looting cursed treasure, I think we’ll be alright.”

Hinata bows a little. “It was nice meeting you, Dr. Kosugi. I do hope we get to meet again. No looting without our permission, next time. Ok?”

Lemeza chuckle apologetically.

“Tsuki, be… careful with that thing, alright? I don’t mind you keeping it- I honestly don’t want anything to do with it. But seriously- it might actually be cursed.” he says cautiously.

“I’ll be alright, Lemeza. Worry about your smoking habit first, alright? Though I do appreciate your business! Ohohohoho!~”

He’s right to be worried, but you won’t encourage it.

“Itachi. Thanks again. You have some wonderful students- they’re becoming fine shinobi.” Lemeza says, extending his hand.

Itachi grasps it firmly, and smiles.
“You don’t have to tell me, Lemeza. I’m surprised by them every day. So long- don’t be afraid to drop by Konoha- I’m sure the girls can find something to badger you about!” Itachi laughs.

You’ll be departing soon- is there anything else you wish to do in the Land of Wind?

>>48545948
>You’ll be departing soon- is there anything else you wish to do in the Land of Wind?

Maybe buy some trinkets/gifts for our Maido, Danzo and Yoru.

>>48545948
Uh... any time for a shopping trip? though I'm not sure how far we are from the village...

>>48545948
quality bonadag- I mean bonding with Sensei

>>48545948
Its time we make a decision
Buy a puppet to mess around with

>>48545948
Buy some trinkets, stock up on supplies, Ask Itachi the fuck Shisui did with his eyes. Group work on team tactics.

>>48545948
Seconding
>>48545995

Don't care, no puppets though.

>>48545986
lewd let's find some rope

>>48545976
>>48545964
seconding souvenirs

and leave before the puppet shitstorm erupts yet again

>>48545995
That one.

>>48545964
This.

Maybe some odd weapons of the area for ten ten.

>>48545948
Pick up a nice summer/warm weather dress for each of the genin girls. Give the boys something to drool over.

>>48545948
>>48545995
backing. No to the puppets please.

>>48545948
This >>48545995

>>48545948
What was that all about with Shisui? Was it about cousin fucking? because you can tell me. I won't tell anyone. every lurid torid sweaty detail is safe with me!

>>48546033
supporting this as well

>>48546053
Oh god, Tsuki starts shipping Shisui/Itachi Yaoi.

>>48545948
look at fans.
realize yours is still better

>>48546033
But their dress will all be anti-sand heavy weather gear?

Changing this>>48545991 to theses >>48545964
>>48546033

>>48546033
>>48545948
+1 for sure.

>>48546083
Even if it is stuff like Temari's is still pretty hot and a nice change of wardrobe on occasion.

>>48546053
Every Uchiha is okay with cousin fucking. Though I think they've always been more genetically diverse than the Hyuuga because they don't all look totally similar.
>>48545964
Seconding this but at a smaller village, not Sand itself. Even though it's the least bad of the other villages, I'd rather not loiter there.

>>48545948
Pull Itachi someplace private and talk to him about the egg vision quest thing, ask if we should even bring it up to anyone.

>>48546126
No only Tsuki's two daddies get to hear about that

>>48546149
Maybe it's best not to tell anyone for now. Shisui (and possibly Fugaku if Wargle likes filler/novels) would probably know the most about that. Madara would be optimal, but that's kind of impossible.

>>48546149
Says who? You?

>>48546149

I think sensei's trustworthy enough.

And tsuki does have that bit of crush that will cloud her judgement abit.

>>48546116
>>48546033
>>48545995

We can do this, it seems popular. Not within Suna, though. You aren't allowed inside.

>>48546208
That's fine, we can find a nice small town or something.

>>48546208

That's fine.

>>48546208
Thank god. Even though Iwa and Kumo are semi-hostile, and Kiri is a dictatorship, Suna is still the crappiest village.

>>48546196
>implying people wouldn't mistake that for money dad being gay

>>48546232
and Waterfall had that shit OVA

>>48546232

Better than that village where two genin have to kill each other.

Oddly, what do if we catch gaara's eye.

>>48546275
I don't know apologize and hand it back to him

>>48546275
>Catch Gaara's eye

Is that cause we accidentally blew him up and caught the body part?

>>48546288
Pfffthahaha, nicely done.

>>48546288
"Next time I'm keeping it"

>>48546254
Waterfall isn't a Great Nation
>>48546275
I would still visit Yagura's Mist over Part I Sand.
I'm totally not a Rock ninja guys

>>48546288
>>48546296

This is going to be a thing isnt it.

It has got to happen.

>>48546314
Get outta here Kurotsuchi

>>48546323
You're the one that invited me so you can use my likeness for plushies!

>>48546323
Name one village better than Hidden Stone
Hardmode: no Leaf

>>48546343
Easy mode: Hidden Rain
Hard mode: Hidden Snow

>>48546343
Kumo, Darkskinned waifus, best kage, best jinchuriki.

>>48546343
every village

>>48546359
>Hidden Rain
Konan please
>Hidden Snow
From what I remember of that movie, wasn't that Crimson Chin guy a dictator near Mist level?
>>48546365
>Kumo
The only thing correct about this is the Jinchuriki
>A
A salty jock with an inferiority complex
>chocolate waifus
Samui is the only good Cloud girl
>>48546395
Oh wow, they have computers in Hidden Sand now?

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>>48546409
>From what I remember of that movie, wasn't that Crimson Chin guy a dictator near Mist level?

Yes.

Also!

>Crimson Chin guy

I laughed.

>>48546409
Trains>>>>MS DOS

>>48546432
Get outta here Woolie you spacenoid, FEDERATION FOR LIFE

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Before departing, you ask Lemeza if there are any smaller villages nearby where you can possibly pick up some souvenirs.

“There’s a small oasis trading post not too far from here- they handle a lot of Suna goods, since most non-Suna shinobi aren’t allowed in. Personally I’d recommend the glasswork- it’s probably some of the best in the world.” He explains, showing you it’s location on a map.

“Stay safe, girls. This dusty old archeologist will be rooting for you!” he calls out as the four of you depart.

Within a day’s travel, you’re able to locate the oasis town- though you doubt it would’ve went nearly as smoothly without Hinata’s Byakugan. Those things are truly a godsend for navigation.

While Itachi-sensei handles lodging for the night, the three of you decide to spend some time shopping. You all pick out some “traditional” Suna garb- though it’s pretty light and form fitting for a bunch of desert bandits. You don’t tell the saleswoman that, though.

You purchase a hand-blown glass tea set for Maru- thankfully it comes in a very secure padded case.

You have trouble finding anything that you believe will directly interest your father- before buying him a colored glass globe of the world- as well something called a “hookah”, used for smoking tobacco. You almost don’t- but you decide it wouldn’t be fair to spend more money on Maru than father. You’ve also somewhat come to terms with him not quitting smoking- although you might want to sneak the gift around Maru.

For Danzo, you keep it simple- you buy a few sets of Suna literature- legends, alternate histories, books on flora and fauna. Something to add to his library- and sure enough, there is a chapter on Sandworms. Ugh.

The night’s rest is peaceful, and Itachi-sensei even takes the liberty to rent some domesticated camels to carry your purchases.

Though you’re sure he could’ve carried it all just fine.

>>48546515
>bought daddo a hookah
BEST DAUGHTER CONFIRMED

>>48546515
Looks like Itachi weaseled his way out of that one.

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When is Danzo going to stop ignoring the elephant in the room and order the assassination of the Potato Chip Ninjas? We all the know the Fourth Hokage doesn't have the balls to do it.

They are a menace and must be put down like the animals they are.

>>48546558
>Break the camel's leg
>Whoops look like you need to carry everything after all sensei

>>48546569

Oh god, if Tsuki & Team get sent on a mission to fight them?

Hilarious.

>>48546569
Gotta rescue the uchihas from themselves.

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>>48546592
Uchiha on Uchiha violence is not a problem! IT'S A SOLUTION!

>>48546608
Tobirama did nothing wrong. Besides letting the Uchiha live

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>>48546608

>>48546608
Not wiping out the whole clan.

Now, just removing the current head and lettin itachi take over...

>>48546515
Wargle, is anything from the Itachi Shinden Novels/filler in this universe?

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You exchange the camels for a carriage at the border for the return ride. You want to ask ask Itachi so many questions- although you figure it would be rude to do it in public.

As the four of you ride in relative silence, though, he begins to speak.

“I’m sorry that my family troubles put you all in danger. There is no excuse for it-” he begins, before getting cut off by all three of you.

“Sensei, ENOUGH!” the three of you shout.

He’s somewhat taken aback- but starts laughing.

You all laugh with him- it’s rare that you all can share something so genuine.

“He is my cousin, you see.” Itachi begins to explain once the laughter had subsided.

“We were always really close as kids- he taught me a lot of what I know, being seven years older than I. He was always dedicated to the village- which was so many of us were shocked when he left. He came to see me, right before he left- said he needed to find himself. He seemed so shaken- it was the only time I had ever seen him so upset.”

“The village at that time was in a transitionary period- your father had only been Hokage for a few year, Nori, and there was some tension on Village matters. ANBU cycled leaders and positions on certain things that had been set before the Third’s time were changed- these things weren’t particularly popular among certain elders.”

His eyes catch yours, if only for a moment. You know of who he speaks.

“Shisui now, though… it’s almost like he’s an entirely different person. I can see a little of the old him in there, but… I can only wonder what these years of travel have done to him.”

“His eyes, they seemed a bit odd, sensei. Even for an Uchiha.” Hinata notes.

“Yes, Shisui lost his right eye.” he says to nobody in particular.

“I… don’t know whose eye he has now.” he finishes. The subject is politely dropped after that point.

>>48546643
The prophecy literally states that they will always cause shit and will constantly fight with the Senjus upsetting the balance of the world its much better to just kill them all and solve the issue

>>48546674
The Senju are dead though.

>>48546670
Not to knock the art, but isn't his right eye a basic Sharingan?

>>48546704
But their ideology lives on and theirs still the Uzumaki

so glad this thread is still running

>>48546704
And what >>48546674 said is wrong anyway. The Senju and Uchiha only fought because they were the best clans around during the period before the Villages. Only the Transmigrants are destined to fight for all time, and those are the most direct descendents of Indra and Ashura. Who don't have to be Senju or Uchiha, necessarily.

>>48546704
I mean, Slug princess is still around.

She is the last living Senju, though.

>>48546730
But aren't all the Uchiha technically decedents though since its all from one of Kaguya's kids?

>>48546764
All she had to do was let Jiraiya hit it once! JUST ONCE!

Dan was a faggot anyway. and Nawaki was a scrub.

>>48546764
Despite everything Jiraiya's done to try and help her with that problem

Like fucking. Fucking would make more Senju.

>>48546705
They're both capable of shifting, but normally his right eye is a fully activated sharingan.

>>48546768
yes, we're all cousins and inbred and every sex act in the Narutoverse is incest

hot sweaty steamy incest

That cute NarutoXHinata doujin you read last month? Incest

>>48546674
Who gives a flying fuck about prophecy

>>48546779
>>48546772
>>48546764
what are the chances we set dad up on a hot date?