>>48675138
Nothing fancy, but block the rock.

>>48675170
In soviet thread, rock blocks you!

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Alright just gonna throw it out there, we should probably learn how popo ate the kamehameha and learn to copy that, which shouldn't be too hard relatively considering we already can hold in our own bearshout. After we can manage to be able to hold in waves of energy, we need to be able to release it, and combine it with our bear shout for pic related bullshittery.

Spitting out dirt, you pick yourself up off the ground, dusting off your new outfit as you take a quick look around.

You've been dropped in the middle of a village, which, of course, means you must already stick out like a sore thumb. You doubt many people just fall from the sky around here.

Sure enough, a small crowd of men, women, and children has already begun to gather. They're all dressed similarly to you, though some are wearing heavier armor, or less armor altogether. Many carry weapons, even the women, and a few of the children. Between that and the walls surrounding the village, you suspect this place isn't particularly peaceful.

You've been in some primitive looking villages before, but this one takes it to a whole new level. Everything's made of wood, and nothing is more than two stories tall. There are no vehicles of any kind, and even though there appear to be carts, there are few of those.

A fire burns in the center of the village, and you spot people gathering around it, some warming themselves and others using it to cook.

"You there!" one of the people in front of you shouts, getting your attention.

He's a relatively tall, muscular man with brown hair, a beard, and an intense stare that you find it difficult to meet. He has a nasty scar on his left cheek, and as your eyes drop down to the sword he has pointed at your throat, you can see a few on his arm as well.

This man is clearly a warrior. You don't think he's much of a threat to you, but if you were an ordinary man, this person would be one worth fearing.

"You fell from the sky," he says, his tone accusatory. "Tell us who you are, and make it good."

>A. You're a warrior

>B. Your name is Tofoo

>C. You're looking for someone named Olibu

>D. You don't answer to him

>E. Ask who he is

>F. Knock his sword away (5)

>G. Something else

>>48675291
>A. You're a warrior
>>B. Your name is Tofoo
>>C. You're looking for someone named Olibu

>>48675291
>>F. Knock his sword away (5)
Because i want to fail a dc 5

>A. You're a warrior

>B. Your name is Tofoo

>C. You're looking for someone named Olibu

>>48675291
>A. You're a warrior
>C. You're looking for someone named Olibu
>F. Knock his sword away (5)

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>>48675344
>>48675330
>>48675419
ROLL

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>48675427
LOL WATCH THIS '4'

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>48675427

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Yes Soms back, did you plan this out after last night or are you winging it? I am excited for today's thread anyway.

>>48675441
>>48675344
>>48675419
"My name's Tofoo," you tell him. "I'm a warrior like you, and I'm looking for someone named Olibu."

Several people in the crowd begin to quietly converse with one another, and you do hear Olibu's name being whispered a few times, though you can't pick up much more of what's being said.

"And just what do you want with Olibu, stranger?" the man in front of you asks suspiciously.

"It's another of Jigo's assassins," someone shouts from nearby. "Let's kill him while we have the chance!"

The man in front of you seems to be considering it. You don't know who this Jigo is, but if his people are dangerous enough to make the villagers fearful for the world's strongest man, he must be someone formidable.

And, if they're this nervous, there's a chance this guy might actually go through with stabbing you in the throat.

Putting a tiny bit of your energy on the back of your hand to keep from cutting yourself, you swat the sword, causing its owner's hands to be lifted over his head. The man steps back, falling backward into the crowd as the sword goes skyward, landing and impaling itself in the ground just outside of the circle of people.

The reaction from the others is mixed. Several of the children turn and run, and a few of the women go with them, intentionally placing themselves in a position to take any attacks in protection of the children.

As for the others, they begin drawing swords and daggers.

The man you knocked over picks himself back up, producing a dagger to replace the sword you took from him.

"So, you are working for Jigo," he growls, poising himself to strike.

>A. Ask who Jigo is

>B. Prepare to defend yourself

>C. Keep how you are, make no aggressive movements

>D. You just want to find Olibu

>E. Something else

>>48675464
I planned most of it last night. This might get a little weird, but hopefully it will be fun

>>48675495
>>C. Keep how you are, make no aggressive movements
>>D. You just want to find Olibu

"I just want to meet him, i heard he was strong, and wanted to see for myself how strong he was."

>>48675495
>A.
>E.
I am just a wandering warrior looking to test my mettle against Olibu.

>>48675495
>C. Keep how you are, make no aggressive movements
>>D. You just want to find Olibu

>>48675517
Seconding

>>48675495
>C. Keep how you are, make no aggressive movements
Is this guy supposed to be Leonidas?

>>48675138
This thread was hard to find because your op pic didn't have anything to do with dragonball :[

>>48675517
>>48675569
>>48675577
This situation is not getting better. In fact, disarming that guy probably made things several times worse than it would have been.

No sense in making things worse than they already are, though. You keep your posture relaxed, not making any sudden movements. When you speak, you keep your tone calm.

"I just want to meet Olibu," you explain. "I heard he was strong, and I wanted to see for myself."

"I'll bet," the man says, not buying it.

As he starts moving in close, someone on the wall shouts to the village.

"IT'S COMING!" the man alerts everyone.

Panicked communication erupts all around you, and several people break from the circle, rushing to various points in the village while shouting a warning to everyone else.

The man in front of you swears, spinning toward a gate at the edge of the village.

A massive creature falls from the sky above, landing atop the gate and collapsing it, along with a large portion of the wall.

It's reptilian in appearance, though larger than any dinosaur you've ever seen. It carries its massive body with four powerful legs, with clawed toes on each foot. Two colossal wings stretch from its back, explaining how it came from the sky. And, from the body, three long necks stretch into separate heads, each one looking like a dragon from old storybooks.

The three heads look around the village, cackling to one another as terrified people run in panic, and others rush forward, readying their swords and daggers.

By the fire, people light arrows and fire them at the creature.

Cackling, the three heads turn on the fighting villagers, and from their mouths shoots bolts of lightning.

Those that are struck drop to the ground, writhing in agony as their bodies are scorched to a crisp.

>A. Ask what that thing is

>B. Hit it with a Bear Shout

>C. Cut one of its heads off (60)

>D. Something else

>>48675710
Sorry, anon, I linked it on twitter

>>48675710
He has a twitter, if you check it he posts the links directly which solves that problem.

>>48675763
>C. Cut one of its heads off (60)

>>48675763
>>A. Ask what that thing is
>>B. Hit it with a Bear Shout

Dodge around a blast towards it into a bear shout, get closer so it can't use it's lightning to block or have time to dodge.

>>48675763
>B. Hit it with a Bear Shout

>>48675763
>C. Cut one of its heads off

>>48675285
Should probably ask him when we get back

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I did background, I prepared the dice rolls and stats, and now only one thing keeps me from QMing.
/tg/ or /qst/?

>>48675763

>B. Hit it with a Bear Shout

>A. Ask what that thing is

Oh shit it's a MonHun!

>>48675940
Yep, that is the question

>>48675940
Is your quest a meme, a fetish, or none of the above?
Meme -> /qst/
Fetish -> anonkun
None -> /tg/

>>48675940
TG

QST HAS A FEW QMS THAT MIGRATED THERE, AND OTHERWISE NOTHING BUT A SHITTY COMMUNITY.

Trust me, i've TRIED to like it, it's garbage.

>>48675763
>B.

>>48675940
Depends, if your serious and plan to continue the quest do it on /tg/. But be prepared for shitposting of people telling you to go to /qst/ since you won't have any players willing to defend you yet since your new.

Otherwise go to /qst/ and try and test the waters there, before going to deep in QMing. Afterwards migrate to /tg/ when you have a better handle on doing quests.

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We don't have Kami with us. We gotta pray to someone else to help us prevail with our gains.

>>48675940
/tg/ has the better crowd, but /qst/ has more features. I'd recommend /tg/ unless you already have a big following.

>>48675806
>>48675808
"What is that thing?!" you shout.

"You seriously don't know?" the man asks you in disbelief. "That thing's destroyed three villages!"

A bolt of lightning strikes one of the buildings, causing it to erupt into flames. The beast continues to cackle to itself as the villagers try in vain to attack it.

All weapons seem to bounce right off of it, and those that get close enough are trampled, incinerated, or devoured.

But, you'll give that creature a real fight.

Opening your mouth wide, you let out a yell, and a bean of light shoots from your gullet, quickly reaching the beast and hitting it in the chest.

With a shriek of surprise, the beast finds itself being pushed back, out of the village. It digs its claws into the ground, stopping itself after a short distance.

The three heads turn their attention to you, and bolts of lightning shoot your way.

>A. Dodge (40)

>B. Deflect them into the sky (50)

>C. Deflect them back at the creature (60)

>D. Something else

>>48676077
>C. Deflect them back at the creature (60)
We can handle lightning

>>48676077
>C. Deflect them back at the creature (60)

>>48676077
>C.

>>48676077
>C. Deflect them back at the creature (60)
Yamcha is going to have Kienzan or Makankosappo at the next tournament to help close the skill gap

>>48676077
>>C. Deflect them back at the creature (60)
fuck it, i feel like dying

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>>48676077
>C. Deflect them back at the creature (60)
I just realized something of importance, Kami said us changing the past won't after ours, but create an alternate timeline right? We all know what we must do, introduce the science of cappuccino's. It's what Dr.Briefs would want and we owe it to him as well.

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>>48676103
>>48676113
>>48676129
>>48676132
>>48676140
>>48676147
ROLL

>>48676147
>We all know what we must do
Impregnate all the women of the past so that in at least one timeline super-strong humans descended from Tofoo have taken on the Saiyans' role?

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>48676237

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>48676237
rolling

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>48676237

>>48676147
Your plan is fine

>>48676244
Not crazy about yours

>>48676246
>>48676273
>>48676297
You hold your hands out toward the oncoming bolts of electricity, bringing energy up your arms and out to cover your palms, allowing you to stop the lightning without taking damage.

The monster keeps sending electricity at you until its satisfied that you're as good as dead. And, when that happens, you send its own attack back at it.

The creature cries out in pain as its powerful lightning attacks course through its body. The beast shudders and collapses to the ground, its heads smacking into the dirt and its wings drooping.

You know this isn't the end, though, and sure enough, the creature begins to rise.

>A. Finish it off with the most powerful Kamehameha you can manage

>B. Bear Shout again

>C. Get in there and start chopping off heads (40)

>D. Something else

>>48676355
>C. Get in there and start chopping off heads (40)

>>48676355
>C. Get in there and start chopping off heads (40)

It's the allure of the roll

>>48676355
do we have the history knowledge to know whether this is a hydra?

>>48676355
Whats the dc to channel ki into the sword and cut all three heads?

>>48676355
>A. Finish it off with the most powerful Kamehameha you can manage

>>48676421
Probably not, hydras aren't in any history books

>>48676430

85

>>48676430
Like some sort of"Piercer of Heaven"?

>>48676485
What's the DC to concentrate lightning ki on our hands to make a cutting attack that sounds like a thousand chirping birds?

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>>48676379
>>48676405
ROLL

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>48676565

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>48676565

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>48676565

>>48676573
Hope we still channel ki

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>48676565

>>48676580
Trips have been really unlucky these past few threads.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>48676565
rolling

I can't think of single setting where Hydras fly and shoot lighting so if this thing starts growing new heads I'm going to be pissed

>>48676655
>Shoot lightning
Kingdom Hearts
>Fly
Monster Hunter

>>48676655
The closest thing to a hydra in Naruto was a dog with wings. So I wouldn't be sure about this not being a hydra.

Well, at least if it is a Hydra, we're only cutting like 1 head right? We can learn from our mistake before it goes all hercules on our ass

>>48676573
>>48676592
The creature is injured, and hopefully that means you have your chance to get in there and do some serious damage.

Drawing the sword given to you by Kami, you leap off the ground and fly toward the creature as fast as you can.

All three heads turn toward you, and more lightning is sent your way. Your maneuverability is put to the test as you roll, rise, and dive to avoid the attacks.

The creature is unable to stop you, and soon, you reach it, swinging your sword and decapitating its middle head. The headless neck squirms violently, and you quickly swing to your right, decapitating the second head.

The last head shoots more lightning, but you drop down and avoid it, springing off the ground and taking the final head off with a clean slice.

The beast's body falls to the ground, the three necks squirm all around, and begin to bulge. A sickening noise is heard, and blood splatters in all directions as two heads grow in place of each head you removed.

The creature, now with six heads, rises back up, all of its mouths letting out a high-pitched roar into the air.

The beast flaps its massive wings, and a gust of wind causes you to slide back as the monster takes to the air, rising high above you, and shooting lightning from all six mouths, all sparks aimed at you.

>A. Deflect it away(70)

>B. Deflect it back at it (80)

>C. Dodge (40)

>D. Dodge and hurl your sword up at its underbelly (60)

>E. Something else

>>48676713
>D. Dodge and hurl your sword up at its underbelly (60)

>>48676713
>D. Dodge and hurl your sword up at its underbelly (60)
Goddamn it Som

>>48676713

>E. Something else

Afterimages, and ready a Bear Shout

>>48676713
>B. Deflect it back at it (80)

>>48676713
>D. Dodge and hurl your sword up at its underbelly (60)

>>48676713
>D. Dodge and hurl your sword up at its underbelly (60)

>>48676713
>The beast's body falls to the ground, the three necks squirm all around, and begin to bulge. A sickening noise is heard, and blood splatters in all directions as two heads grow in place of each head you removed.
>The creature, now with six heads, rises back up, all of its mouths letting out a high-pitched roar into the air.

fucking knew it

>D. Dodge and hurl your sword up at its underbelly (60)

>>48676713
>>B. Deflect it back at it (80)

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>>48676738
>>48676743
>>48676748
>>48676754
>>48676791
ROLL

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>48676875

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>48676875

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>48676875
BLOCK THE ROCK

>>48676912
Now you see what your arrogance gets you? Olmec is one of the gods of this thread. Beside Kami and the Pillar Men

>>48676912

the rock disapproves, apparently

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>>48676895

>>48676895
>>48676904
>>48676912
You aren't confident in your ability to stop all six of those attacks at once, so you don't bother trying. Instead, you leap back, letting the lightning strike and scorch the ground where you'd stood seconds before.

The creature cackles, looking toward you as you flee. The various heads then begin to turn their attention to the villagers, and prepare to make another attack.

But, the beast never gets the chance to attack again. You hurl your sword upward with all your might, aiming for the creature's underbelly. Your aim is true, and your weapon pierces the beast's flesh.

The monster cries out, all six heads howling into the air before it falls from the sky, crashing to the ground just a few feet in front of you. The force of the impact throws you off your feet, and you see the six heads weakly rise to look toward you.

Letting out a final, pitiful groan, the beast goes still, its heads falling to the ground and never rising again.

>A. Go get your sword

>B. Go back to the village

>C. Something else

>>48677006
>A. Go get your sword
>B. Go back to the village

>>48677006
>A. Go get your sword

>>48677006
>>A. Go get your sword
>>B. Go back to the village

I hope we get a statue of us in the future.

>>48677006
>A. Go get your sword
And then
>B. Go back to the village

>>48677006
>A. Go get your sword
>>B. Go back to the village

>>48677006
>A. Go get your sword
>B. Go back to the village
If we ate it's heart does our recover time get a small boost. Otherwise if not, can we still pluck it's heart out and take it back to the village as a sign that the beast is slain.

>>48677090
They can see the body from the village

>>48677090
t. Aztec Yajirobe

>>48677025
The battle's over, but there's still one problem.

Your sword is stuck under that stupid thing.

Approaching the body, you grab hold of two of its heads, and with a heave, you throws the corpse over your shoulder, letting it land on its back behind you. Turning around, you climb onto the body and grab old of your sword, which juts out from the monster's belly, and yank it free.

Monster blood drips from the blade, a sign of what you've accomplished.

Of course, many of the villagers were close enough to see what happened, and many of them come running from the safety of their walls to see you.

Many expressions fill the crowd. Some are shocked, others are relieved, some even look a bit afraid.

The man who held a sword to your throat before comes running up, stopping just shy of the beast's corpse. From there, he looks up at you in disbelief.

"Who are you?"

>A. Tofoo

>B. Ask if you can meet Olibu now

>C. Ask if you can have something to eat

>D. Something else

>>48677218
>A. Tofoo
>B. Ask if you can meet Olibu now

>D. Something else
Who's Jigo? Why's he wanna kill Olibu?

>>48677218
>D. The World's Strongest
>>B. Ask if you can meet Olibu now

>>48677218
>A. Tofoo

>>48677218
Backing
>>48677259

>>48677218
>"I'm Tofoo" then suplex the corpse, "Can I meet Olibu?"

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>>48677259
>>48677340
"The World's Strongest," you answer.

"I wouldn't get ahead of myself," a deep voice says from behind you.

Whirling, you find yourself face-to-face with a man who seems to have appeared out of nowhere.

He's tall and muscular, with long blonde hair and purple eyes. He's dressed in a white toga, with brown suspenders, as well as white bands on his wrists. On his head is an orange headband, and on his face is a friendly smile.

"Still, that was pretty impressive," he tells you. "Been a while since I've seen a man who can beat one of those creatures by himself."

>A. Ask who he is

>B. Ask if he's Olibu

>C. Challenge him to a fight

>D. Ask where he came from

>E. Something else

>>48677466
>A. Ask who he is
>D. Ask where he came from

>>48677466
>B. Ask if he's Olibu
>D. Ask where he came from
>C. Challenge him to a fight
>E. Something else
Tell him he's pretty (he really is)

>>48677466
>A. Ask if he's Olibu
>>E. Sense for his ki

>>48677466
>B. Ask if he's Olibu

>>48677466
>B. Ask if he's Olibu

>E. Something else

I heard you're pretty strong.

Can you teach me some tricks?

(We haven't really had any focused instruction on martial arts. We've been in a few fights, but nobody's really trained us in the proper technique of punching a nigga)

What does Tofoo look like?

>>48677524
You are quite skilled at punching a nigga

>>48677533
I never gave him a set appearance, but I think a while ago most anons agreed on one

>>48677533
Protag from Dragon Quest IV but with a massive afro.

>>48677533
As if Popo and Staff Officer Black had a baby, and that baby had the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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>>48677524

>>48677533
xOx_Sun_Ghoan_oXo[BR](no mic)

>>48677499
>>48677512
>>48677522
"Are you Olibu?" you ask the newcomer.

"I am," the man answers. "And you are...Tofoo, right?"

"That's what he said," the man from earlier tells Olibu.

"Well, that's a name I've never heard before," Olibu comments. "Where do you come from, Tofoo?"

>A. The future

>B. Oh, a far away place, he probably hasn't heard of it

>C. Can't say

>D. Challenge him to a fight

>E. Something else

>>48677678
>E. Something else
"I fell from the sky"
>D. Challenge him to a fight

>>48677678
>A. The future
>D. Challenge him to a fight

>>48677678
>B. Oh, a far away place, he probably hasn't heard of it

>>48677695
>>E. Something else
>"I fell from the sky"
That.

>>48677678
>D. Challenge him to a fight
GOTTA GET SWOL

>>48677678
>B, Agrabah, then D

>>48677730
This but sparring match. He's still going to break us in half, even without King Kai training he's probably Ginyu Force level or higher

>>48677678
>B. Oh, a far away place, he probably hasn't heard of it
>D. Challenge him to a fight

We're from like, the forest, right?

>>48677827
Well if he Reks us too hard, we can go spar with Popo for a bit (hopefully NOT pulling a Kaguya this time) until we can reliably beat Popo, and then we'll see if we can challenge Olibu again.

What happens if you go into the clocks room without setting a time? Does it default to the last time chosen? Does it send you to the current time & place? Does it send you someplace random?

>>48677824
>>48677719
"Oh, a faraway place," you tell Olibu. "You probably haven't heard of it."

Olibu smiles knowingly. "Try me."

"Well, I'm here because I wanted to challenge you to a fight," you explain to the man.

"A fight?" he repeats.

"A sparring match," you clarify, not wanting to go toe to toe with this guy in a fight to the death.

"I see," Olibu says, grinning. "Well, I guess you might be strong enough to give me a good warm-up."

"You're really going to fight him?" the other warrior asks.

"Relax, Eppa," Olibu tells him. "It's just a friendly challenge. I accept."

Olibu hops off of the fallen beast, walking a short distance before turning to face you.

You follow, and the two of you stand across from one another, facing each other in anticipation of the coming battle.

"Alright, let's do this," Olibu says.

>A. Attack

>B. Start on the defensive

>C. Bear Shout

>D. Kamehameha

>E. Something else

>>48677988
>D. Kamehameha

>>48677988
>rush into Afterimage, and sit back to see how he handles it

>>48677988
>B. Start on the defensive

>>48677988
>B. Start on the defensive
How fucked are we?

>>48677988
>B. Start on the defensive

>>48677988
>>B. Start on the defensive
Get a good feeling for what his abilities are

>>48678023
I'd recommend lube.

>>48678020
Not knowing anything about this man or how he fights, you opt to begin the battle on the defensive, playing to your strength in order to better learn about your opponent.

You take your defensive stance, and wait for Olibu to make the first move.

He stares at you for a moment, a smile coming onto his face. He crosses his arms and lets out a laugh.

"Well, at least you're smart enough not to rush right in," he comments before uncrossing his arms and coming at you.

His speed is incredible, but you are able to match it, parrying the first punch he throws at you. Using the vibrations in the air, you see his next attack coming, and are able to raise your right hand to catch it.

Big mistake, as Olibu's fist slams into your palm with enough force to make it collapse in on itself, and snapping your wrist in the process.

Howling in pain, you stagger back, holding your wounded arm and looking at your foe in shock.

"So, is that it?" Olibu asks.

>A. No (attack)

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Afterimage Attack

>D. One-handed Kamehameha (65)

>E. Surrender

>F. Something else

>>48678292
>>B. Bear Shout
Jesus christ I'm glad he's not a villian

>>48678292
>F. Yes, I had heard great things about you, and I wanted to see if they were true before asking if you would train me

>>48678292

>D. One-handed Kamehameha (65)


This guy could probably eat saiyans for breakfast.

>>48678334
>>48678328
I kind of want to fuse these. Ask for training and then Bear shout to show him we got the stuff

>>48678292
DC for bear to knock him on his butt

>>48678292
>D. One-handed Kamehameha (65)

>>48678386
*claw

>>48678386
How high would the DC have been for Krillin to kill Nappa and Vegeta with the Scatter Kamehameha? Because it's that high.

>>48678381
Yeah, I'd like to do this.

>>48678386
98

>>48678381
Supporting

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>>48678381
"Yeah, I'd heard great things about you, and wanted to see if they were true before I asked if you would train me," you tell him.

"Is that right?" Olibu asks.

You nod, then open your mouth wide, unleashing a wave of energy that quickly shoots toward the man.

Olibu's eyes go wide, and he lets out a yell, punching the attack and sending it right back at you.

>A. Dodge! (60)

>B. Deflect it with one hand (85)

>C. Something else

>>48678555
>A. Dodge! (60)

>>48678555
>>A. Dodge! (60)

>>48678555
>A. Dodge! (60)

>>48678555

>A. Dodge! (60)

>>48678555
>>A. Dodge! (60)

welp

>>48678555
>A. Dodge! (60)
When we get back, after the next tournament, we're building a time machine with Bulma to bring Olibu to the future

>>48678614
No, no you are not

>>48678633
Why? It's not like we'll screw up our own future

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>>48678574
>>48678591
>>48678604
>>48678606
>>48678608
>>48678614
ROLL

>>48678719

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>48678719

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>48678719

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>48678719
rolled

>>48678739
>>48678733
>>48678732
You leap out of the way, taking to the air as the blast shoots right past the spot where you'd stood, striking the fallen monster and obliterating its corpse.

Below you, Olibu vanishes from sight, and try as you might, you can't keep track of his movements. A yell behind you is all the warning you get, and you spin around just in time to take Olibu's kick full-force.

You feel your ribs shatter as you're sent plummeting from the sky, slamming onto the ground below with a breathless gasp.

Olibu lands beside you, glaring down with disgust. "I won't train you, and you should count yourself lucky to be alive."

With that, he turns around and walks off, leaving your broken body on the ground.

Your head falls back, and you suddenly find yourself standing back in that strange room on the Lookout, with Kami silently watching you

>A. Ask what just happened

>B. Ask him to send you back

>C. Comment that you need more training

>D. Something else

>>48678817
>A. Ask what just happened

>>48678817
>>C. Comment that you need more training

>>48678817
>C. Comment that you need more training
Dang

>>48678817
huh. guess spitting energy at him wasn't a great way to endear us to him. who knew.

>C. Comment that you need more training
>D. In both martial arts and diplomacy

>>48678817
>D. Why are ancient people such niggers?
>>E. How far back does this thing go?

>>48678817
>C. Comment that you need more training
>A. Ask what just happened
"He seemed mad when I used the bear shout. Not to mention who's this Jigo person."

>>48678865
Yeah, maybe not trying to stab him in the back was the better option. Who would have thought?

>>48678817
>C. Comment that you need more training

>>48678903
You know who probably would see our potential and train us? And was on earth? Bibidi

>>48678932
By train I mean power up us.

>>48678913
>anons
>thinking

>>48678913

was there an option to stab him in the back? I didn't see one

>>48679001
>2012
>thinking
wow ok grandpa. you know you can download opinions from facebook now via iTunes right

>>48679005
>Hey can you train me?
>Attacks immediately after

>>48678865
"I need more training," you tell Kami. "Both in martial arts, and diplomacy."

Kami gives an amused smile. "Well, that's why you're here. By the time three years have passed, you will have grown as a warrior, and a person. Come with me."

He turns and exits the room, leaving the door open for you to follow. Rubbing your arm despite it no longer hurting, you follow Kami out into the hallway.

He goes at a slow pace, waiting for you to catch up. His eyes remain forward as you come to his side, and he begins to walk a bit faster.

"Tofoo, why did you become a martial artist?" Kami asks.

>A. You don't know

>B. Because it was fun

>C. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you enjoyed it

>D. Something else

>>48679038
ouch.
>>48679059
>C. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you enjoyed it

>>48679059
>C. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you enjoyed it

>>48679059
>D. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you want to protect your friends

>>48679059
>D. Something else
I started fighting to stay alive, then I found friends who I could protect and who enjoyed martial arts with me.
Like Goku!

>>48679059
>C. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you enjoyed it

>>48679059
>D Training to be the best I can be is fun. What's the point of life if you're not improving yourself?

>>48679059
>"I started to survive, then after meeting my friends I began to enjoy it and realize I could help people."

>>48679059
>C. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you enjoyed it
We should become Guardian, they get God Ki.
And it's not like being Guardian stops us from doing things.

>>48679142
Hmmm....

I've been on this lookout for 40 years now.

I've seen the rise and fall of many people, the coming and passing of both joy and catastrophe.

And I have to say

You look pretty today, Mr. Popo.

>>48679059
>C. You started fighting to stay alive, and you kept fighting because you enjoyed it
"Plus it also helps having friends with the same interests that we ended pushing each other to improve, so that we wouldn't be left behind by the others when we met again."

>>48679178
>Popo enduring 40 years of being told he's pretty
He'd either quit or give in

>>48679209
>Tofoo walks in to find Popo has hanged himself, his suicide note reads:
I'm sorry Kami, but I couldn't take it anymore... I'm just not that pretty.
-Regretfully
Mister Popo

>>48679252
Ah, the fall of one more under my watch.
It is regretful.
The note is surprisingly well-written though. I might even call it "pretty".

>>48679252
He'd leave a pretty corpse

>>48679307
>>48679313
>Cell attains Perfection
>We tell him his new form is pretty
>That's all he ever wanted so he fucks off and leaves Earth

>>48679352
"Be a shame to let those pretty genetics go to waste, you thinking of having any children? I'm sure your children would be quite pretty."

>>48679352
>finds Bulma and tells her she's pretty before leaving

>>48679178
>>48679209
>>48679252
>>48679307
>>48679313
>>48679352
>>48679375
But where is the Suplexing?

>>48679085
"I started fighting to stay alive," you answer Kami. "Then I kept fighting because I enjoyed it."

"Well, I can see why," Kami replies. "You are quite a skilled martial artist. You and Goku each possess great potential, and over these next few years I intend to help you realize them."

The two of you come to the building's entryway. From there, you can spot Popo tending to the gardens, as usual, humming pleasantly to himself. You can also see that birds have perched on his shoulders, and he occasionally stops his work to hold up some food for them.

"Popo is an excellent teacher," Kami tells you. "And he will help both you and Goku greatly."

>A. Ask why Popo's training you, and he's not

>B. You like Popo

>C. Ask if Goku will be okay

>D. Something else

>>48679414
>B. You like Popo

Som I swear we've already asked
>C. Ask if Goku will be okay
before, but if we haven't then sure lets ask again

>>48679414
>B. You like Popo
>C. Ask if Goku will be okay

Obviously we're training with Popo because Kami is 2tuff for us.

We gotta level up before we can use the teacher with the higher skill/pl level requirement.

>>48679414
>B. You like Popo
>D. Something else

I'm used to training with heavy weighted clothing. I noticed earlier that you were able to magic clothes straight onto my body. Is there any way you can accommodate me?

>>48679414
>C, then A

>>48679468
Yes, we need more weighted clothing

>>48679414
>B. You like Popo

>>48679414
>B. You like Popo
>>D. Could I use the Time Room again? To train with the masters of the past
Too bad SOM doesn't have the balls for Majin Tofoo twenty years early.

>>48679468
This is cool.

Unless Som feels it will be detrimental at this point in time. How much did our old clothes weigh? I recall Goku's were 100 Kilos in canon

>>48679544
The same, we asked Bulma if she could improve them, but since Kami wanted us back at the Lookout before 2:00 pm telling us we could play with our friends again in 3 years.

>>48679414
>>A. Ask why Popo's training you, and he's not
>>B. You like Popo

>>48679544
I believe your clothes weighed a hundred and twenty pounds

>>48679618
That's weak as fuck. Let's get some real weights going. We're not marines, we're the goddamn Tofoo

>>48679641
It's not horrible. 100 kilos (Goku at Piccolo tournament) is about 220 pounds

>>48679664
So what you're saying is we should go back in time, become Majin Tofoo, and get thousand kilo training gear?

>>48679468
"I like Popo," you tell Kami.

"He's a good friend," Kami says, smiling at his assistant fondly. "And he oversaw my training when I was preparing to become Guardian. I have nothing but faith in him."

He looks over at you. "In any case, you should return to training. Goku should recover within the next few days, and then he can join you."

You nod, but think of something that you want to run by Kami. "I'm used to training with heavy, weighted clothing. I noticed earlier that you were able to create clothes for me, any chance you could give me weighted clothes?"

Kami stares down at you for a moment, running the idea through his head and working out whether it would be worth it.

"Yes, that could be beneficial," Kami tells you. "How much weight did you train with before?"

"A hundred and twenty pounds," you answer.

"How about about a hundred and twenty kilos?" Kami asks, pointing at you.

The toga-armor you were wearing before is replaced by your Bear gi, complete with the Capsule Corp logo.

Immediately, you notice the difference in weight, and you can tell this thing is going to be hard to move around in.

>A. Thank him

>B. Return to training

>C. Something else

>>48679885
>>A. Thank him

>>48679885
>A. Thank him

>>48679885
>A. Thank him
>B. Return to training

>>48679885
>A. Thank him
>B. Return to training
Maybe some basics to adjust. Jump around, do 500 push ups, etc.

>>48679885
How do nameks know what kilos and pounds are?

>>48679946
He's lived here for three centuries, anon, he gets it

>>48679946
By living on earth for centuries.

>>48679961
Does regularly watching people do it make him rue his lack of genitalia?

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I want to protect that condescending smugness

>>48679885
>A. Thank him
>B. Return to training

Beating Popo in these clothes is gonna be a real challenge.

First we gotta beat Popo wearing just regular normal clothes

then with these weights.

Then if Goku's recovered we can spar with him

>>48679984
I want to live with it.

>>48679984
HAhaha OH WOW you want to protect the "condescending smugness" of some 2D girl? Do you know how PATHETIC that makes you seem? Man, you and your out there fetishes. You know evne if she was real she wouldn't even give you the time of day right, much less be condescending and smug to you? Lmao

>>48680027
>Take off the clothes
>Use them to beat Goku
>???
>Profit

>>48680062
If she were real then androids would be real and we'd all be going full Deus Ex/Cyberpunk

>>48680125
But she's not an android.

>>48679927
"Thank you," you say to Kami.

"Don't thank me," he tells you gently. "I am helping you for my own reasons, after all. If I didn't think you might be key to saving our world, I wouldn't be letting you train here. If you wish to thank me, thank me by giving this your all."

He gives you a smile. "And, good luck."

With that, he turns and goes back inside, leaving you to train as you wish.

For the rest of the day, you struggle to do much in your weighted clothing, unable to accomplish much more than walking before it's time for you to sleep.

When the next day comes, you master the ability to jog, and on the following day, you manage a full-on run.

Finally, on the day after that, you're able to move a bit more normally.

As you do a few hundred push-ups, Popo approaches you, speaking as you continue your training.

"Goku should be waking up any time now," he informs you. "I thought I'd tell you in case you wished to train with him today."

>A. That sounds good, thanks

>B. Actually, you were hoping to spar with Popo

>C. You plan to keep to yourself today

>D. Something else

>>48680171
>>A. That sounds good, thanks

>>48680171
>C. You plan to keep to yourself today
Just a few more days to get used to the heavier clothes

>>48680171
>A, and before we go to sleep tonight ask for paper and pencil so we can write our friends

>>48680171
>C. You plan to keep to yourself today
I thinks it's best if we try to normalize completely first. Or at least get as close as we can

>>48680171
>A. That sounds good, thanks

>>48680189
"That sounds good," you tell Popo. "Thank you."

"Of course," he says pleasantly. "Goku and I will be returning shortly."

He leaves you in peace, and you resume your push-ups as you wait for your friend to show himself.

Last time you sensed Goku's energy, it felt as it it might be even greater than yours. Training against him could help you a lot. He'll be stronger, but not to the point where it's not even a fight like your battle with Olibu.

Before long, Popo returns, and Goku rushes right past him, coming running toward you with an eager smile on his face.

"Mr. Popo said you wanted to train!" he says excitedly, his tail waving behind him.

>A. Yes, you want to spar

>B. Something else

>>48680454
>A. Yes you wanted to spar
Wait, so do improvements you make in the past not count when you use Kami's timeroom?

>>48680454
>A. Yes, you want to spar

>>48680454
>>A. Yes, you want to spar

>>48680516
They count, but you didn't improve much back there

>>48680454
>>A. Yes, you want to spar
Let's get swole!

>>48680454
>>A. Yes, you want to spar
Let's rock!

>>48680580
Right, but say you had the cajones to let us go back and become Majin Tofoo?

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>>48680516
Picking yourself off the ground, you give your friend a nod, returning his smile. "Yeah, I want to spar."

Goku bounces excitedly on his feet. "Great!"

He hops back, putting a fair amount of distance between you before the smile vanishes from his face, replaced with a more serious look as he drops into a fighting stance.

"I'm ready," he tells you.

>A. Attack! (75)

>B. Start out on the defensive (60)

>C. Attack head-on, and amplify your energy at the last second (50)

>D. Something else

>>48680699
>B. Start out on the defensive (60)

>>48680699
>C. Attack head-on, and amplify your energy at the last second (50)

>>48680699
>C to get behind him and give him a full Nelson suplex

>>48680727
Seconding, Goku hates when we do that but we should save C as a suprise

>>48680740
60

>>48680699
>C. Attack head-on, and amplify your energy at the last second (50)

>>48680699
>>B. Start out on the defensive (60)
Save C for after.

>>48680740
Backing this, changing from normal C

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>>48680769
>>48680727
>>48680744
ROLL

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>48680880

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>48680880

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>48680880
rolling!

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>48680880

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>>48680898

>>48680892
>>48680894
>>48680898
Olibu and now a near miss. Maybe we need more strats than starting on the defensive...

>>48680915
We need a Bear Shout version that's just like, Bear Spit. A tiny interception ki blast for when someone is charging us and we want to nail them in the leg or whatever. Just enough of a surprise that stings that we can kick them when they react.

>>48680915
We are wearing our 120 kilo clothes currently, and the DC was 50.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>48680880

>>48680974
We could have suplexed Goku. Instead we are just punching him.

I still don't get why Olibu glared at us in disgust after the bear shout. How did we offend him so badly?

>>48681019
We asked to train under him and then immediately attacked him. How would that look to you?

>>48681042
We were already in the middle of a sparring match though

>>48680898
>>48680894
>>48680892
You decide to do what you do best; defend and get a good read on your opponent.

As you drop into a defensive stance, you see a disappointed look appear on Goku's face. At the tournament, he made it very clear that he hates when you do that.

"Come on," he groans. "You're going to fight me like that?"

He sighs, his serious look returning. "Fine!"

He rushes at you with incredible speed, but his movements give him away, the vibrations in the air telling you how he's going to strike.

He reaches you and begins attacking fiercely, but you're able to anticipate his attacks and fend them off. It's not easy, as your weighted clothing and our difference in strength puts you at a serious disadvantage. Luckily, what Popo's taught you seems to be helping a great deal.

Goku jumps back, looking for some kind of opening.

Finally, he drops his fighting stance, staring at you.

His mouth opens, and a beam of light shoots from it.

>A. Dodge! (50)

>B. Deflect it into the air (70)

>C. Send it back at him (90)

>D. Something else

>>48681080
>D. Afterimage behind him, full-nelson suplex

>>48681080
Whats the DC to punch it back at him with Bear Claw full power?

>>48681080
>>B. Deflect it into the air (70)

>>48681080
>>A. Dodge! (50)

>>48681080
>A. Dodge! (50)
Then let's go on the offensive big time

>>48681104
75

>>48681080
>>A. Dodge! (50)

>>48681161
Screw it I'm up for a gamble

>>48681161
Seconding we either take the hit or look cool doing this

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>>48681194
>>48681172
>>48681163
>>48681145
>>48681114
>A. Dodge (50)

>B. Bear Claw it back at him (75)

>48681227
>>A. Dodge (50)

>>48681227
>B.

>>48681227
>B. Bear Claw it back at him (75)

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>>48681227
>A. Dodge (50)

>>48681227
>B.

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>>48681272
>>48681284
>>48681299
ROLL

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>48681450

PRAISE OLMEC!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>48681450

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>48681461
Olmec is pleased, obviously
>>48681450

Rolled 84 (1d100)

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>>48681461
Time to teach Goku what we learned from Olibu

>>48681518
We're going to break his arm and ribs then spit on him?

>>48681461
>>48681464
>>48681472
Channeling energy into your right fist, you pull your arm back, and punch the incoming blast with all the force you have.

Much like what Olibu did to you, you turn Goku's own attack on him. Your friend's eyes go wide with shock, but there's nothing he can do as the attack strikes him in the face, knocking him to the ground.

>End Updates

That's all for tonight guys, follow me @qmdralo to see when new threads are up

As always, I will stick around for a while

>>48681638
Would pointing out that all these squares make a circle confuse and distract Goku? And thanks for running SOM.

Thanks for running Som. Good fun as always I liked the Olibu segment and our chat with Kami.

So why was Olibu all butthurt?
Gokus thoughts when we sent the bear shout back?

>>48681672
You said you'd had enough, asked him to train you, then attacked him out of nowhere

"Oh no!"

>>48681656
Maybe

>>48681672
>So why was Olibu all butthurt?
Does no one read the story posts?

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>>48681681

So in other words our intentions were good, but our diplomatic execution was shit. Dang it anons.

>>48681704
Sure?

>>48681691
Okay I just wanted it clarified I didn't realize we ended the sparring match to ask him to train us and in the same post attack him again. I can see why he was angry.

>>48681739
Chichi get the water yet?

How would it play out if Tofoo actually went for Chichi, how different would things be?

>>48681739
How would it play out if young Roshi was allowed to see Kami, would you be willing to do a write in of their first meeting if it happened.

>>48681772
Anon as much as I love Chichi's chichi's I wouldn't want that for Tofoo.

>>48681772
Not just yet

That's hard to say, because that was a change made a while back. But since you survived the battle with Tambourine, she probably would not have gone for the water

>>48681792
Kami would have kicked his ass back down to Earth immediately or he would have mouthed off to Popo like a moron and gotten rekt

>>48681801
Chi-Chi would be fine if she was with Tofoo. The reason she can come off as such a bitch in DBZ/S is because Goku is a retard as a person, terrible as a husband, and bad as a father.

>>48681801
Why not?

>>48681833
Leave Goku alone, he a good boy

>>48681814
Will we get to continue our talk with Goku about the importance of dating and the opposite sex during our training?

>>48681855
If you want, but he probably won't care that much, he's totally focused on training

>>48681845
Goku is a good boy but also a legitimate moron.

Frankly I blame Chichi for even trying to make it work. She basically took advantage of a retard and constantly got mad when he acted retarded.

>>48681870
She didn't know he was retarded, she thought he was silly/a kidder

She was also a hick who didn't know much about boys in general

>>48681870
She's also a bit of a hick, and he was the first boy who showed her geniune kindness and interest. Also she had much less hostile feelings about being patted than Bulma.

>>48681855
This I want Goku to at least have a girl he can be comfortable enough with to enjoy being a family man and can prepare/cook/arrange huge as meals to fill his saiyan appetite. And possibly train a successor. Also Gohan is best boy.

>>48681906
The only girl I can think of who's available would be Bulma. Even though she would have robots cook the meals.

>>48681923
>>Hooking up Goku and Bulma

Hah, that would be funny

>>48681906
Does such a woman exist?