beating the rock

2nd for head challa

waiting warmly for SOM quest!

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>>48870009
It's time. Let's make this monkey a king.

The search for the Dragonballs seems as if it's finally getting underway.

Finding the first one wasn't much of a search. After all, it was sitting right outside of West City, and Goku was able to get it with Bulma's help in about an hour.

This next one is well out of the way, and in a village instead of the woods right next to the big city. It sounds like this the search for this ball will be a little more similar to your previous hunts.

Still, it should be pretty easy to retrieve this Dragonball, and really, all the others. With how strong you and Goku have become, there isn't a whole lot than can threaten the two of you. All you really need to worry about is protecting Bulma.

But, this ball may come with an added challenge, one that you aren't sure you can overcome without a miracle.

You want to get Goku a date, and it sounds like this Misa girl who lives in the area might just be the one you're able to set Goku up with.

As you pilot the Dark Nimbus toward the next ball, you can't help but wonder what lies in store. It's an adventure, but a new kind.

>A. Ask Goku about Misa

>B. Ask Bulma how much further it is

>C. Suggest Goku get this ball alone while you and Bulma hunt for another

>D. Something else

>>48870183
>B. Ask Bulma how much further it is
>C. Suggest Goku get this ball alone while you and Bulma hunt for another

Hopefully we can get the balls before Piccolo does something terrible.

>>48870218
What could Piccolo do right now that wouldn't result in you and Goku rearranging his ass with his face?

>>48870242
I meant do anything to someone or something before we find him.

He can take pretty much anyone else on the planet except for us, so I'm okay with splitting up to get things done quicker in this scenario.

If it were Krillin or something, I'd want him to stay close. But Goku is strongest.

Piccolo could do anything he wants right now as long as he bails before Goku or Tofoo shows up.

>>48870218
"How much further is it?" you ask Bulma as the Nimbus and Dark Nimbus race toward the next Dragonball.

"We should be there in a few minutes," she answers, glancing down at the radar.

"Goku, why don't you go after this ball alone?" you suggest. "Bulma and me can go find another one while you take care of it."

"Alright," Goku says, sounding a bit surprised, but not upset or anything. "See you guys soon."

The Nimbus cloud picks up speed, leaving you and Bulma behind as Goku makes way for the village.

"Why are we splitting up?" Bulma asks. "I thought you wanted to try and get Goku a date at that village."

>A. You'll find this ball and get to Goku before he finds his

>B. You want to find Piccolo as quickly as possible

>C. There'll be time to play matchmaker when all of this is over

>D. Something else

>>48870183
>>A. Ask Goku about Misa

>>48870416
Eh, not sure, I think Krillin could hold him off for a while.
Despite not receiving Kami training, he didn't do halfbad against Goku.

>>48870446
>>A. You'll find this ball and get to Goku before he finds his

>>48870446
>A.

>>48870461
Krillin could put up a good fight against Piccolo, but I would say Piccolo is a little bit stronger

>>48870461
Yeah. Krillin could probably hold him off for a little, but he'd eventually lose though. And unfortunately the Z Fighters never think to get radios or bluetooth or anything.

>>48870446
>C. There'll be time to play matchmaker when all of this is over

>>48870514
Yep, he would probably be the one biting the dust in the end, but he would not be helpless.
Unlike the canon.

>>48870514
How would Tao have fared against Piccolo?

>>48870473
>>48870488
"We'll find the next ball and get back to Goku before he even finds the one he's after," you tell Bulma with confidence. "So, where is the next ball?"

Taking one arm from his position around your neck, she retrieves the Dragon Radar once again, hitting the button on top of it to expand the range.

"About a hundred miles South," she tells you, pointing in that direction. "Shouldn't take long to reach."

The Dark Nimbus changes course, making a sharp turn and heading to the South. A hundred miles is not a particularly long trip for your cloud, so you reach your destination fairly quickly.

Or, rather, you get close to it. That's when you notice a pair of fighter jets heading right for you.

"Maybe they're just passing through?" Bulma suggests nervously.

As if just to prove her wrong, the planes open fire, and you bring the Nimbus into a dive, avoiding the gunfire and dropping toward the ground.

The planes shoot over your head, then circle around and come at you again.

>A. Tell the Dark Nimbus to get Bulma to safety while you confront the jets

>B. Keep flying the Nimbus, and Bear Shout one of the planes down (40)

>C. Keep flying the Dark Nimbus, and use two guided Light Shots (50)

>D. Something else

>>48870703
That would have been a close fight

>>48870602
In canon, Krillin did pretty well, all things considered.

>>48870770
>C. Keep flying the Dark Nimbus, and use two guided Light Shots (50)

Oh shiiiiit. Did they have any markings?

>>48870770
C.

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>>48870785
>Canon
>Humans doing well

>>48870785
Why did Tao become that strong, anyway?

>>48870770
>C.

>>48870892
He ended up with 18, so he did better than any of us ever could.

>>48870901
_____________Gero._____________

>>48870901
M E M E
A
G
I
C

>>48870798
You didn't see any. Not yet, anyway

>>48870892
>Put up a decent fight against Piccolo Junior

>Killed three saibamen with one attack

>Nearly killed Nappa, would have succeeded had Vegeta not warned him

>Helped defeat Vegeta

>Cut off Freeza's tail

>Convinced Trunks to save 16, ultimately leading to Cell's defeat

>Knocked up #18

>>48870901
He got in touch with the right people

>>48870922
This guy gets it.

>>48870892
Well, in Dragon Ball they were able to keep up, mostly.
It's in Dragon Ball Z that Toriyama made everything about Saiyans.
Worst mistake of the series if you ask me, it made everything pretty boring.
#keeptheotherhumansrelevant
I'm around thread 140 of the DBZHQ anyway, the King Piccolo arc is... interesting.

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>>48870906
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>>48870953
... Damn, Gero?
I fear that the Androids arc will be even worse.

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>>48870991
Praise Hanabi Does her luck follow us in every quest?

>>48870973
>the King Piccolo arc is... interesting.
That's one fucking way to put it.

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>>48871013
Now maybe my quest will have some variety.

>>48870991
>Not seen: Tofoo under the bubbles

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>>48870973
>the King Piccolo arc is... interesting.
Hahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA!

>>48871007
No comment

And you guys have already changed the Android Saga a great deal

>>48871070
Haha

>>48870973
100% agree. Saiyan and absurd power creep went too far.

>>48871076
It's going to be Shen and Tao instead of 18 and 17 coming after us isn't it?

We might have to kill 16 now don't we?

>>48871076
Why do the Androids get weaker the higher the number goes?

>>48870999
>>48871013
>>48871038
"Hang on," you tell Bulma before bringing the Nimbus into a steep climb.

The planes continue to pursue, firing on you and as they slowly close in on the two of you.

"Do something!" Bulma shouts.

Turning your upper body, you take one hand off Bulma, holding your palm toward the oncoming planes.

A ball of light emerges, and you send it toward the oncoming aircraft. It moves faster than the pilots can react, striking one aircraft in the wing and sending it into an uncontrollable spin.

The other aircraft decelerates, keeping its distance as it continues to fire on your cloud. When you fire another Light Shot, the pilot has enough time to react, and turns out of the way.

But, the pilot doesn't expect you to be able to control the blast, so when you bring the Light Shot around and direct it toward the back of the plane, he doesn't even know it's coming.

The ship explodes in a fiery blast, bits of wreckage falling to the ground below.

"Can't we go anywhere without somebody shooting at us?" Bulma asks.

>A. Go down and examine the wreckage

>B. Keep heading toward the Dragonball

>C. Something else

>>48871185
>A. Go down and examine the wreckage
The dragonballs are a big priority, but the waifu could have been harmed. We have to know what's up with these guys.

>>48871185
>C. No
>>B. Keep heading toward the Dragonball

>>48871185
B.

>>48871185
>>B. Keep heading toward the Dragonball

>>48871368
>>48871212
"Nope," you answer, continuing on toward the Dragonball.

"That was weird though, right?" Bulma asks as the two of you continue on your path. "Those guys just attacked us out of nowhere. I don't think we're near any military bases or anything."

You don't think you've actually seen a military base in your entire life. Well, unless you count the Red Ribbon Army, who had several outposts. But in all your journeys, you've never run afoul of an official military force, and you're out in the middle of nowhere, far from any kingdoms or cities that would have an army.

"Tofoo, look out!" Bulma shouts.

A loud boom from below gets your attention, and the Dark Nimbus steers out of the way to avoid the new round of fire.

Looking down, you spot a single, moderately-sized building surrounded by tanks, guns, and soldiers.

Flying above the building is a flag with the image of a red ribbon.

>A. Turn around, and find a safe place to leave Bulma (20)

>B. Keep flying, and take out the guns (40)

>C. Keep flying, and take out the tanks (50)

>D. Keep flying and take out both (75)

>E. Blast a hole in the building, and get inside with Bulma (70)

>F. Something else

>>48871116
Wrong

And you were part of the reason Gero's son died, so probably

>>48871497
>>E. Blast a hole in the building, and get inside with Bulma (70)
I wonder if Gero would borg Bulma

>>48871497
>A. Turn around, and find a safe place to leave Bulma (20)

>>48871497
>A. Turn around, and find a safe place to leave Bulma (20)

>>48871497
A.
Defeating these people until now hasn't been a challenge, the problem is keeping Bulma Safe.

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>>48871522
ROLL

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

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>>48871633
Thank god we kept it on the safe side.

>>48871212
Next thread when?

Welp, I'm glad we decided to let her down instead of fighting with her.

Never trust diacu with wiafu

>>48871670
Saturday at the earliest, this week has been kind of hectic.

Red Ribbon?
... Shit, we shouldn't have allowed Black to get away, eh? I mean, he was the brains behind everything.

>>48871709
>>48871670

What quest?

>>48871743
Future Nardo Quest, it's about oc ninjas in the future

>>48871663
>>48871633
>>48871613
You're sure that you can handle these goons, but if Bulma's with you, she's in grave danger. She can't take bullets and explosions like you can, and she's no warrior.

You have to get her someplace safe.

As the shots keep coming, you turn the Dark Nimbus around, retreating and looking for a safe place for Bulma to hide.

The tanks roll after you, and you can feel the vibrations of more planes as they streak through the sky, heading right for you.

Turning your upper body, you fire another Light Shot, not guiding it, just using it as a deterrent to keep the aircraft from coming any closer.

You're in a rocky wasteland in the middle of nowhere, so your hiding places aren't particularly numerous. The best you can find is a rock formation Bulma can take cover beneath.

>A. Put Bulma there

>B. Keep looking

>C. Something else

>>48871789
>A. Put Bulma there

>>48871789
>C. Something else

Ask her if she's cool with waiting here or somewhere else. Maybe she has input we wouldn't consider.

>>48871829
Supporting

>>48871829
Seconding

>>48871829
Supporting.

>>48871829
>>48871848
>>48871852
"Bulma, are you alright with lying low down there?" you ask.

Bulma looks nervously over your shoulder, watching the oncoming aircraft. When she speaks, there is a good amount of worry in her voice.

"Sure..." she tells you. "Anywhere I'm not being shot at sounds pretty good to me."

You bring the Dark Nimbus down, and the aircraft shoot right above you, circling around for another attack.

The Nimbus comes to a stop right in front of the rock formation, and Bulma hops off, running for cover.

You ascend back into the air, finding the planes already heading right for you. This time, it isn't bullets that come flying your way. Instead, the trio of aircraft fire missiles in your direction.

>A. Take the hits

>B. Blast the missiles out of the air (20)

>C. Avoid the missiles, and take out the planes (40)

>D. Something else

>>48871968
DC to blow the back?

>>48871994
To blow them off course? 25

To make them hit the planes 95

>>48871968
>>B. Blast the missiles out of the air (20)
Stray missiles don't make for a safe workspace.

>>48871968
>B. Blast the missiles out of the air (20)

>>48871968
Mmmh.
C.

>Reaches the end of DBZHQ
I... feel cockblocked.

>>48872050
Nvm, I'm a fucktard.

>>48872067
No, SOM was the fucktard.

Couldn't have just said 'Hey going on hiatus'
Had to be retarded.

Well at least we got other DB quests out of that.

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>>48872082
Yeah, bad decision on my part

>>48872015
>>48872030
ROLL

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>>48872121
We forgive you Som.

You do spend countless hours working on quests for us and get mostly salt in return. I want you to know we only salt because we're invested.

>>48872140
That does make me feel a little better about it, thanks

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>>48872140
I salt because we don't suplex enough things.

>>48872164
Still mad we didn't get to have half demon kids with Kasai.

>>48872164
What did you do for the salt SOM?
t. uninformed QM

>>48872169
>>48872140
>>48872134
With both hands free, you're able to fire off two Light Shots at once, taking out two of the missiles in short order.

As the first two missiles explode without ever reaching their target, the third keeps coming, and you swerve out of the way to avoid it.

The three planes spread out, getting some distance before turning around for another attack. Meanwhile, the remaining missile, seemingly locked onto you, comes at you from the back.

You hold a hand toward it and destroy it easily with a third lightshot, then climb to avoid the fire from the planes.

The give chase, climbing into the air in pursuit and continuing open fire.

>A. Turn around and take them out with Light Shots (30)

>B. Keep evading the projectiles and head back toward the base (40)

>C. Something else

>>48872246
>>A. Turn around and take them out with Light Shots (30)

>>48872187
Sorry, maybe next time

>>48872215
A variety of things, from really bad writing to really harsh consequences.

>>48872246
I kinda want to jump on one of the planes and pull the pilot out and ask what they are going to achieve

>>48872246
>B

>>48872215
Players will bitch and moan about everything. It's something you have to accept as a QM. Any failure, even if it's a joke roll to flick popcorn into your mouth, will have a shitload of people freaking out.

Som got a little harsher of course, and there's a point where players complaints actually are valid, but you need to take things with a grain of salt when players are running into a roadblock or not just auto-winning.

>>48872246
>A. Turn around and take them out with Light Shots (30)
These guys are brave. Too bad they're not explosion-proof.

>>48872307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBef_JGNjLc

>>48872246
A.

>>48872312
>Any failure
So I don't have to worry then. The 99's follow me every waking moment
>>48872246
>B.

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>>48872262
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>>48872358
Don't worry, I'll fuck up a vital roll sometime soon

Rolled 36 (1d101)

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>48872379
Bulma's soft breasts!

Rolled 244 + 900 (1d1000 + 900)

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Rolled 17, 12, 15, 11, 1 = 56 (5d20)

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Rolled 54 (1d00100)

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>>48872395
These guys are persistent, and you suppose you have to give them some credit. Most people would run away after watching someone destroy their missiles effortlessly.

But, brave or not, they're no match for you, and you aren't going to let them keep on shooting at you. It looks like it's time to put the Red Ribbon Army back in its place.

You turn the Dark Nimbus around, holding your hands toward the approaching aircraft, firing a pair of Lightshots that take out two of them.

As for the third one, you decide to do something different.

Leaping off of the Dark Nimbus, you land on the remaining aircraft, punching into the cockpit and grabbing the pilot by the collar. You pull him out of the plane, hopping off of it and letting it crash to the ground without its pilot to direct it.

"H-hey!" the man shouts, kicking his legs wildly. "Let me go!"

>A. Okay (drop him)

>B. Tell him he probably doesn't want that

>C. Ask what the Red Ribbon Army is gathering Dragonballs for

>D. Something else

>>48872558
>A. Okay (drop him)

>>48872558
>D. Something else
WHERE'S SCARECROW!?

WHERE'S BANE!?

>>48872558
B.
C.
D. "Who is your leader?"

>>48872558
>B. Tell him he probably doesn't want that
>C. Ask what the Red Ribbon Army is gathering Dragonballs for

>>48872558
>>A. Okay (drop him)
But catch him right after. Go full Batman

>>48872573
WHERE IS HE?!

>>48872558
>Okay (drop him)
But throw him into the ground. Go full Superman

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>>48872409
What about them?

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>>48872617
They're just lumps of adipose tissue that give no luck. Unlike Flat Hyuga Justice

>>48872617
They're the softest

How's everyone feeling about the bleach ending?

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>>48872672
Are you sure?

>>48872689
Less salty than they are about the new pokemon episode, I'm sure

>>48872689
The tears of the shippers are delicious.

>>48872689
I pray to God the announcement isn't what I've heard it is. Otherwise it wasn't too bad. Aizen should have been the Soul King. Still salty that WSJ forced it though.

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>>48872695
Whaaat?
Why would anyone be mad about either of those things

>>48872695
>Less salty than they are about the new pokemon episode, I'm sure

Don't know whats worse, getting cheated out of the league by legendaries or losing to a Pokemon you have a type advantage over.

>>48872735
The anime has always been bullshit. It started it's decline in Hoenn, got truly bad in Sinnoh, and became unwatchable when the sacked Brock.

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>>48872591
"Okay," you tell him, releasing your grip.

"Wait, wait, wait, no!" the man screams as he begins to plummet.

You quickly descend after him, stopping him from hitting the ground as you catch him by the arm, breaking it in the process.

The soldier screams in pain, and continues to howl as you rise higher into the air once again.

"You probably don't want me to drop you," you tell the soldier. "Now, why is the Red Ribbon Army looking for the Dragonballs?"

"The Commander saw there was one in the area, so he told us to find it!" the soldier tells you. "We weren't out looking for it, we've been here for over a year. The Commander just told us where it was and ordered us to go get it."

"And who is your Commander?" you demand.

"C-Commander Black!" the man tells you.

>A. Ask where Black is

>B. Ask who's in charge of the base

>C. Drop him

>D. Go to ground and gently put him down

>E. Head for the base

>F. Find Bulma

>G. Something else

>>48872785
>>A. Ask where Black is
>B. Ask who's in charge of the base
>C. Drop him

>>48872785
>A. Ask where Black is
>B. Ask who's in charge of the base
>D. Go to ground and gently put him down
Then knock him out, if he gets eaten by the wildlife. Then nature wills it.

>>48872785
A.
B.
D.
G. "You have seen what I can do - I'm going to destroy the Red Ribbon again. If you know what's good for your skin, don't get yourself into trouble again.
As Commander Black will discover soon, I'm merciful only once."

>>48872845
A bit edgy there, anon

>>48872865
Sorry, got a bit carried with the Batman-y.

>>48872845
>>48872832
"Where is Black?" you demand of the soldier.

"I-I don't know!" he stammers. "None of us do!"

You begin to loosen your grip, and the man panics.

"I swear! We have no idea where he is!" he assures you. "He changes locations all the time, nobody knows where he is!"

"Okay then, who's in charge of your base?" you ask.

"Colonel Silver," he answers.

"Silver?" you ask.

The soldier nods frantically. "Yeah, one of the big officers from the old army. We all thought he was dead, but he was just being held prisoner in some village."

Oh yeah, you got him locked up forever ago and never did anything about him after that. You must have just forgotten.

You slowly descend, placing the man down on the ground and taking back to the air.

>A. Find Bulma

>B. Go back to the Red Ribbon base

>C. Something else

>>48872981
>>B. Go back to the Red Ribbon base

>>48872981
>A. Find Bulma
Is Gero still working for the RRA? Or is he FULL VENGEANCE at this point?

>>48872994
That would be telling, wouldn't it?

>>48873001
Not really, even if he is working for them it's not like anyone but Black knows where he is.

>>48872981
A.

>>48873001
I like your attitude, SOMN.

>>48873069
>>48872994
Assuming that soldier was telling the truth, the man in charge of the base is quite dangerous. From what you remember about Colonel Silver, he was a cold, cruel, and intelligent officer who was capable of defeating even the Ox King.

He should be no threat to you, but you might want to be careful just in case.

First thing's first, though. Before you attack the Red Ribbon base, you need to go find Bulma.

Leaving the wounded soldier and wrecked planes behind, you fly back to the rock formation where you left Bulma, finding her lying low there, peeking out only occasionally until she sees you.

As you come in for a landing, she steps out into the light.

"Did you get the Dragonball?" she asks.

>A. Not yet

>B. No, you want to get Goku first

>C. No, you need to get her out of here first

>D. No, but you want her help getting it

>E. Something else

>>48873123
>>B. No, you want to get Goku first
>C. No, you need to get her out of here first

What do you think, anons? Should we just get Bulma out of there or wait for Goku? Or take her with us?
Taking her with us means danger, leaving her could make her get captured, waiting for Goku will give the RR more time to prepare.

>>48873117
I like the cut of your jib, anon

>>48873154
Outside of Gero's androids, the RR can do fuck all about Goku and Tofoo. Getting Bulma out of the way removes a huge weakness and having Goku there means the RR is outnumbered

>>48873160
What the hell is a jib anyway?

>>48873191
Gero isn't the only scientist out there

>>48873197
A type of sail

>>48873217
The guy from the cavern?
... well, that's troublesome.

>>48873197
A triangular sail near the mast of a ship.

In the 17th century the shape of the jib sail often identified a vessel's nationality, and hence whether it was hostile or friendly.

The more you know~

>>48873217
If you bring Dr Wheelo into the equation, you'll be bringing back the gross monster penis meme with it. Flappe counts I guess.

>>48873265
Did someone say Gross Monster Penis? And did you mean Kochin? Wheelo is kind of stuck in his evil lair.

>>48873148
"No, first I need to get you out of here and find Goku," you tell her.

"But, it's just the Red Ribbon Army," Bulma tells you. "You and Goku beat them when you were kids. You should be able to handle them by yourself, right?"

"I don't want you getting yourself captured or anything," you tell her. "This'll be a lot easier if you're someplace safe."

You half-expect her to get angry at you for that, and she does briefly bite her lip and give an irritated look, but she ultimately nods in agreement with your decision.

"Alright, then let's get to that village," she tells you.

>A. Carry her there

>B. Call the Dark Nimbus

>C. Something else

>>48873362
>>B. Call the Dark Nimbus
>Nothingcouldgowrong.mkv

>>48873362
A. Carry her there
Too many people in the air. I suppose it's more easier to avoid the soldiers on the ground than the planes.

>Pick up a giant boulder and release suplex it at the base

>>48873362
A

>>48873362
>A. Carry her there

>>48873500
Why don't we pick up the BASE and suplex it at a BOULDER?

>>48873530
Because who expects a boulder to come flying through the air? Plus we'd have to get past everyone.

>>48873558
Who expects a BASE to come flying through the air?

Except Pilaf.

>>48873576
Suplex Pilaf's base into this base then?

>>48873576
The Boulder does. And The Boulder would crush it like a tiny nut.

>>48873501
>>48873391
You scoop Bulma up and have her direct you toward the village. She uses the radar to tell you where the other Dragonball, and, presumably Goku can be found.

The first leg of the journey is undertaken by travelling on foot, but once you're confident that you aren't being followed, you take to the skies, flying toward the village where Goku was headed.

It's not a particularly long flight, and you soon see the village. It's a pretty simple-looking place, and you can tell the people live relatively simple lives. They don't seem particularly poor, but they probably lack several of the conveniences of the big city.

You land in the midst of the village, setting Bulma down and looking around.Not many people seem to be out, though the few who are don't seem as freaked out by you dropping from the sky as most would be.

That probably means Goku's been through here.

Atop a hill overlooking the village, you see a castle.

>A. Ask the villagers if they've seen Goku

>B. Go to the castle

>C. Ask Bulma where the ball is

>D. Something else

>>48873635
>>B. Go to the castle

>>48873635
B.

>>48873635
>C.
Would it be possible for a scientist to somehow copy the biological process of Super Saiyan and copy it for a human?

>>48873671
>>48873652
Goku did mention Princess Misa, so you figure that, if he's not around here, he's probably up at the castle.

Walking this time, you and Bulma climb the hill to the castle, finding a pair of men in armor standing guard outside of it.

Each man is armed with a spear, and they hold the weapons at the ready as the two of you approach. You can't sense any significant energy from them, so you figure they're just regular people.

"Who are you?" the man to your right demands.

>A. You're Tofoo, and you're looking for your friend Goku

>B. Take their spears and break them (5)

>C. Tell them your name is Tofoo, and you're looking for a Dragonball

>D. Something else

>>48873783
A.
C.

>>48873783
>A. You're Tofoo, and you're looking for your friend Goku
>C. Tell them your name is Tofoo, and you're looking for a Dragonball

>>48873783
>A.

>>48873783
>D. Friends of Goku here to plunder your treasure and princess

>>48873783
>A.
>C.

>>48873783
D. "A mushroom told me that my princess was in another castle and so I'm here."

>>48873897
Hah

>>48873818
"I'm Tofoo," you answer. "And I'm looking for my friend, Goku."

The two guards exchange looks.

"Goku is not here at the moment," the man to your left informs you. "He has gone on an errand for Princess Misa."

"What sort of errand?" Bulma asks.

"You don't know what's happened?" the man to your right asks.

You and Bulma shake your heads.

"The king and queen have been kidnapped," the man to your left explains. "Princess Misa sent Goku to rescue them."

>A. Ask which way he went

>B. Ask to speak with the princess

>C. Ask if they know who did it

>D. Something else

>>48873962
>C. Ask if they know who did it
>A. Ask which way he went

>>48873962
>D. Goku can handle it, where's the next dragonball?

>>48873962
>>A. Ask which way he went

>>48873962
>>A. Ask which way he went
>>B. Ask to speak with the princess

>>48873962
>C and A
Which way did he go George? Which way did he go?

>>48873962
>>B. Ask to speak with the princess

>>48873975
You just left a Dragonball to go get Goku

>>48873962
>A. Ask which way he went
>B. Ask to speak with the princess
>C. Ask if they know who did it
Oh man things are going nuts.

We need to put our own army in charge to stop armies like this. That'll fix it.

>>48874072
Oh, I thought that Misa had a Dragonball. Why did we leave the Dragonball? Goku can handle himself.

>>48874133
To get Bulma somewhere safe.

>>48874080
Kuvira, please

>>48874284
SOM is right, we need to let go of our earthly tether instead.

>>48873969
>>48874021
>>48874080
>>48874032
"Can I speak to the Princess?" you ask the guards.

"Sorry, but nobody is permitted in the castle at this time," the man to your right tells you. "Given the situation, I'm sure you understand."

"Well, do you know who took the king and queen?" you ask.

"No," the man answers. "Which is why visitors are not allowed at this time."

"Do you know which way Goku went?" you ask.

"We don't know the exact location," the man to your left says. "But he was heading West of the village."

>A. Head west

>B. Sense for Goku

>C. Ask Bulma to stay in the village, where it's safe

>D. Something else

>>48874324
>D. Go get the Dragonball from before

>>48874324
>B. Sense for Goku
>C. Ask Bulma to stay in the village, where it's safe

>>48874324
B.
C.

>>48874324
>B. Sense for Goku

>>48874337
Looking Westward, you close your eyes and do your best to sense for your friend.

You clear your mind of all distractions, and stretch out with your senses,your perception spreading to the village and beyond. But, you can't seem to find Goku anywhere.

It may be possible that he's just out of range or suppressing his power. But, if he's at full strength, you should be able to sense him pretty much anywhere on the planet. And, if he's in a situation where he needs to hide his strength, that means he's in some kind of danger.

Looks like you're not the only one who's run into some trouble.

"Bulma, I want you to go to the village and stay there," you tell the woman beside you.

"Why?" she asks, looking over at you with worry. "Did something happen to Goku?"

You hope not, but you're going to have to find out.

>A. Fly West

>B. Use the Dark Nimbus, and suppress your power level

>>48874470
B.

>>48874470
>C. He'll be fiiiiiine. Go back to hunting dragonballs

>>48874470
>B. Use the Dark Nimbus, and suppress your power level

>>48874507
Anon, pls.

>>48874507
Seconding this, even if Goku is dead that saves us plenty of trouble. Especially if we can get Kami rape-fuse with Piccolo.

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>>48874542
>>48874507

>>48874542
>Lose our best ally.
>Save plenty of trouble.
Men, at least TRY to hide the shitposting, anon.

>>48874470
>B. Use the Dark Nimbus, and suppress your power level
I got a bad feeling about this.

>>48874593
I think it's pretty clear that no one cares whether the monkeys live or die.

>>48874634
Frieza, at least try to hide it.

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>>48874649
But I am hiding it anon, this is my first form! I mean, no Frieza here!

>>48874491
>>48874518
"DARK NIMBUS!" you shout into the sky.

The cloud soon comes, and hovers in front of you, waiting for you to jump on. You hop onto the Nimbus, and it speeds off toward the West, beginning your search for Goku.

As you fly over the land, looking for your friend with no way to track him, you realize how hopeless this entire search might end up being. "West" isn't exactly a great set of directions, and with no way to sense Goku, there's about a million ways you could miss him completely even if you do end up in the right general area.

The trail from the village stretches far into the distance, and from your vantage point in the air, you can only see two notable landmarks.

There is a forest on the right side of the trail, but to left you can see an old wooden house, that looks to have been abandoned some time ago.

>A. Keep following the trail

>B. Go into the forest

>C. Go into the house

>>48874702
>D. Use multiform and do all options
>>E. Find the Temple of Olibu

>>48874685
Soon...

By soon, I mean like, 50 threads

>>48874726
No

>>48874738
Is fifty threads when we fight him? When he first appears? When the Namek Saga starts?

>>48874593
I was totally serious Som. Goku will be fine.

>>48874752
Who knows? You have at least three more sagas after this one before Namek anyway

>>48874702
>>A. Keep following the trail

>>48874769
Garlic Jr. Do Makyo have gross monster penises?, World's Strongest, and Saiyan?
Do we get to compete in the tournament in three years?

>>48874798
If you so choose, yes, so make that four

>>48874769
Wait, Tree of Might and Lord Slug are after Frieza?

>>48874823
Might be

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>>48874861
But... huh?

>>48874823
Slug and Tree of Might really don't fit anywhere in the canon.

>>48874911
None of the movies do. Except sort of Bojack Unbound and Wrath of the Dragon.

>>48874786
You decide to keep following the trail, and see what you find. The Dark Nimbus takes you on your way, flying high above the path.

In the distance, you spot two people walking down the path, seemingly carrying something between the two of them.

Deciding to get a better look, you have the Dark Nimbus descend, allowing you to better see what they're up to.

They're both big guys; one with short dark hair, and the other with a bald head. Between them is a large sack, which looks about the right size to carry a person.

>A. Land in front of them and ask what they're doing

>B. Blast the ground behind them and throw them off of their feet

>C. Something else

>>48874939
There is nor Horseman saga.

>>48874939
Dead Zone can fit if you ignore nobody recognizing Gohan in the Saiyan Saga.

Broly and Android 13 could both fit in the ten days leading to the Cell Games

>>48874939
Dead Zone does. It is before DBZ begins.

>>48874959
>A. Land in front of them and ask what they're doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl33Nt5P6Uk

>>48874981
Alright, makes sense. Except Android 13 can't take place in the Ten Days because it's the wrong Gohan. Also Goku is stronger than Trunks and Vegeta.

>>48875032
The second one is fucking great

>>48875039
True, true

>>48875051
>What's up guys?

Just that pure rage. I love it.

>>48875110
Gohan just pausing for a second and saiying "yes" kills me

>>48875110
The best Vegeta rage scene is in Kai Abridged 2. I hope that Majin Vegeta is just constantly raging Vegeta.

>>48872695
That dislike bar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDBCBiFsMs

>>48875032
You have the Nimbus bring you down lower, and soon leap off of it, landing in front of the two men, who stop dead in surprise, looking at you with wide-eyes.

"Did you just fall from the sky?" the dark-haired man asks.

"All kinds of weirdos today," the bald man adds. "Do you think the princess sent this one too?"

"Probably," the dark haired man says. "I don't know where she found these guys, but it was pretty stupid of her to send them one at a time."

"Hey, kid," the bald man says, pulling out a small orb. "Catch."

He tosses the orb at you.

>A. Kick it away (10)

>B. Kick it back at him (20)

>C. Blast it (15)

>D. Catch it

>E. Something else

>>48875177
>E. Something else
Dodge
Kick the guy.

>>48875153
Insane, isn't it?

>>48875194
15

>>48875194
Seconding dodge
>>48875177
I hope we get to train Gohan.

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>>48875177
>>48875194
>>48875197
I second dodge.

It might be some sort of trick they used to catch Goku. Anything that can make him vanish is something you don't want to touch.

>>48875212
B-but muh Big Green

>>48875231
Oh fuck it's Monster Rabbit and he's transferred it's power to some orb.

>>48875241
Neat idea, but no

>>48875212
>>48875237
I wonder how much strong Piccolo would be if he didn't spend so much time trying to de-pussify Gohan.

>>48875241
So Goku became a literally carrot

>>48875237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zzdyCWrHmc

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>>48875194
>>48875197
>>48875212
>>48875231
ROLL

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>48875284

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>48875284
Panties for power!

Rolled 72 (1d101)

>>48875284

>>48875333
>1d101
u havin a giggle?

>>48875290
>>48875289
These guys don't seem all that strong, but they were apparently able to beat Goku, so you won't take them too lightly.

You avoid the round object that's been thrown at you, and rush forward, giving the two men weak punches that still carry enough force to throw them to the ground a short distance away, and leave them writhing in pain.

"Ugh...what was that?" the dark-haired man asks.

"This guy's a freak," the bald guy groans.

Behind you, the orb explodes into nothing. You're a bit confused, as there's no real blast, and no smoke to hide anybody.

>A. Approach the orb

>B. Check the sack

>C. Go grab the two thugs and ask what's going on

>D. Something else

>>48875363
>B. Peep their sack

>>48875363
>>B. Check the sack
Sit down and don't move, chumps.

>>48875363
>D. Something else
Kick the sack lightly. Just to find out what's in it. If it feels human then it's probably Goku and we can open it

>>48875363

>B. Check the sack

>C. Go grab the two thugs and ask what's going on

Maybe the sack contains various fruits.

>>48875385
>>48875387
>>48875390
With the thugs temporarily dispatched, you decide to open the sack and see what it was they were carrying.

You're greeted by the sight of spiky hair, confirming that these idiots somehow managed to capture Goku.

Pulling him out of the sack, you find that he's out cold, but with no sign of injury.

>A. Ask the men what they did to him

>B. Ask the thugs where the king and queen are

>C. Take Goku back to the castle

>D. Something else

>>48875474
>D. Let him rest on your lap, lightly slap him when he starts to stir

>>48875474
"Goku, all the food on earth has disappeared."

>>48875474
>Suplex one through a tree then A and B

>>48875474
>A. Ask the men what they did to him
Oh shit these guys are not to be fucked with. They have some sort of power.

>>48875474

>B. Ask the thugs where the king and queen are

>D. Something else
Don't just ask. Demand to know. If they don't know, or if they refuse, kick their ass.

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Is it too late?

Rolled 15, 12, 17, 10, 6, 12, 5, 18, 11, 18, 7, 3, 10, 4, 14, 9, 18, 18 = 207 (18d18)

>>48875628

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>>48875530
>>48875511
>>48875503
"What did you do to him?" you demand of the two thugs, your tone warning that any funny business will result in a lot of pain for them.

They somehow managed to to put Goku out cold, and capture him in a sack. These people are clearly dangerous, even if they aren't very strong.

"T-that grenade," the dark-haired man answers. "Gas in it, knocked him out."

"And where are the king and queen?"

>End updates

That's all for tonight, you guys. I hope you had fun.

As always, I will stick around for a little while

To see when new threads are up, follow me @qmdralo

>>48875679
Plot twist! They ARE the king and queen.

>>48875679
Thanks for running SOM.

>>48875679
Goku actually caught it after the guy told him to didn't he?

>>48875694
Haha

>>48875707
Thanks for playing, anon

>>48875719
Yep. Goku is an idiot. And this completely solidifies our reasoning for attacking Piccolo at the tournament.

>>48875719
Yes

>>48875751
Let it go

>>48875761
Only to suplex it through a table. We should ask for ring ropes and turnbuckles to be added to WMAT ring for the next tournament. I want to superplex someone.

>>48875723
Did Goku and Bulma ever meet a hermit while going after the Warlord?

>>48875787
No

>>48875798
As a matter of fact, they did, and some weird guy with an afro

>>48875810
Is Yamcha going to get hard as fuck now that he doesn't have the easy life with Bulma? IIRC he also isn't taking time off because of his busted leg, right?

>>48875849
He's going to be banging Lazuli and it's all our fault.

>>48875849
Correct, he should be stronger than canon

>>48875859
Muhahahaha

>>48875870
Because Lapis makes bank at Capsule Corp, does that mean he could end up with Maron?

>>48875886
The blue haired girl? Sure. But she's kind of a ditzy slut.

>>48875905
But she's hot. I don't think Lapis was all that deep a person until he settled down to become a park ranger.

>>48875939
Yeah, but Launch is hot, and has a gun

>>48875946
She also wants Tien's triseed.

>>48875960
Yeah, but it's been three years and hasn't gone anywhere

>>48875982
Oh I thought she just started that this tournament. Now I want you to write that Lapis Launch romantic subplot.

>>48876026
I did put them in a gunfight at the tournament, if that counts

>>48876054
So if we waifu'd Launch, would we have had to romance both of them?

>>48876141
Both Launch's? Yes

Could we run for president if Earth?

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>>48876241
Earth is a monarchy nigga.

>>48876323
Can we marry into it or just start a revolution?

The Earth government is recklessly incompetent when it comes to peace and security.

>>48876453
We could start a revolution and found a republic, have people with mystical powers be peacekeepers, then grant emergency powers to the chancellor in a time of crisis, and build a grand army of the republic.

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>>48876481
Roshi already knows lightning. And we do have a go-to solution for death.

I like it. This plan is really shaping up.

We just need to have Goku be our right hand man. Let's make sure we breed him for backups, though. And teach him the power of letting his hate flow through him.

>>48876525
Does Capsule Corp have cloning tech?

>>48876546
If not, we need to get them on it. That and lightsabers

>>48876610
Is Tao Grievous?

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>>48876610
Let's give Krillin one.

>>48876665
Laser swords

Tofoo needs one too. So does Yamcha. In fact lightsabers for everyone. Goku can get a double-bladed one, to mimic his Power Pole.

Is this how we summon Eail to write more SAQ?

>>48876730
Apparently discussing the potential of a female Vegeta summoned him in Tuffle Quest the other day.

So, booze and monkey tits might call him from the depths of anonkun, away from his WWII stories.

We should wish for all the surviving Saiyans except Goku to be female.

>>48876906
But then people will never vote to kill Vegeta!

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>>48876906
>Except Goku

If we make him female then maybe people will put more effort into seducing him so we can get some fucking Gohans running around.

It's not even my fetish. I don't like it. I'm just trying to be pragmatic about saiyan eugenics

>Cell has Thunder Punch
>has Piccolo's ingenuity when it comes to fighting
>will know how to apply it to other moves
>Lighting Ki blasts (or Thundershock)
>we have turned Cell into a Bug/Electric Pokemon with Levitate

>>48876966
and by that point we will learn fire punch and beat cells shit in cause compatability.

>>48876981
>not Rock Throw where we suplex a mountain onto him
How's it feel to be that wrong?

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>>48876966
Be careful, he might be packing Options too!

>>48876981
>Not fire kick

>>48877094
Blaze Kick

Just got out of work the thread was a real enjoyable read. Searching for dragonballs is comfy. Last thread someone mentioned a Bear fang/claw fist idea I would love that if it ended in a bear hug. If we ever train our strength like we wanted we should do bear hugs and suplexes.

>>48877136
Yeah, we have to train our strength next and little bit on endurance so it doesn't fall behind.

>>48877136
Wolf Fang fist + Bear Claw

>>48877191
Strength, defense, and enduramce/stamina.

>>48877136
Bear hug shouldn't be the end. The bear hug should turn into a suplex

>>48877266
Belly to belly? I am not gonna lie that was my first idea