>>49523878
My favorite will always be Catholicism conspiracies. Or the idea that the Catholic church's archives are not allowed to be touched because they know something we don't.

Flat Earth/Pond Earth/Concave Earth/combination of all three

Moon is a hologram

Our world is 200 years old, all of history is fake

UFOs are demons

"Inside the hollow Earth are aliens, Nazis, and the Lost Tribes of Israel"

Nazis colonized Antarctica, New Swabia

Nazi bases on the Moon

Sentient dinosaurs escaped into space before the Extinction Event, are now coming back

Deep Underground Military Bases (Dulce) connected via tunnels with glass trains

British send people into space they came back merged with mushrooms due to space radiation now it's a god that doesn't really do anything, it's stowed away on an underground base

If you're running a crazy conspiracy game online I wanna join

>>49523878
Bush did 911

Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate

The theory that the second Gulf War was waged in order to close a stargate owned by Saddam Hussein, thus preserving the ambitions of the New World Order and preventing an alien invasion of Earth

>>49523973
>Our world is 200 years old, all of history is fake
This genuinely interests me, what the shit?

Some widespread commodity you've been ensured won't end anytime soon and are generally encouraged to consume is actually fairly limited and running out.

Some widespread commodity you've been assured is intensely rare and expensive is infact quite common and artificially inflated by its sole owner.

A certain group or sub group is being arbitrarily kept down by a society design solely to do so.

The water supply is being doped to keep citizens pacified and controlled.

The leadership is dropping controlled chemical weapons to artificially keep the medical treatments and knowledge of such things tip top.

Life exists in places we've been assured it possibly couldn't exist in and is infact quite common but kept secret for some arbitrary reason.

>>49523878
Frankenstein was a retelling of actual events and the medical community has been lying out of its ass this whole time to keep the world from demanding immortality and causing the population from spiraling out of control. Why do you think it costs so much to go to medical school?
The 'monster' has had extensive plastic surgeries done to alter his appearance and now does guest lectures on philosophy at Seattle University.

>>49524043
No one alive can vouche for what happened outside of our lifetimes and the best we can do is know people that are at most (give or take) 100 years old who also at most (give or take) 100 years old.

Those first iteration people are in on it and raised the second iteration (your grand parents) with this belief who raised your parents to believe history who raised you as such and now we raise our kids like this.

Obviously its fake and theres trees and random artifacts around that easily disprove this.

>>49524582
Who know people who are also at most (give or take) 100 years old*

>>49524582
>Obviously its fake and theres trees and random artifacts around that easily disprove this.
"Planted by the conspiracy, duh."

>>49524618
>hurr people can't lie
yeah sure buddy, enjoy your genetically enhanced burger and fries milksake some more instead of post next time

>>49524747
...Please don't tell me you thought that was my genuine opinion on the matter. I even put it in quotation marks to indicate it was what a tinfoil hat guy might say.
Christ, how is this so hard?

>>49524827
Op of the theory.
Inflection and sarcasm are hard to do through text so hopefully the guys not a full idiot.
Anyway this does lead to a different theory.
Time Displaced Artifacts: things like bolts with machined threads encased in coal deposits and dug up in modern times or toothed metal gears doing complex calculations in coral that grew several centuries before even toothed gears were invented.
All possibly from highly advanced precursor civilizations that disappeared without any other hints or evidence.

>>49523878
The Finnish plot.
Black Dragon society.
The new international society.
Order of Assassins.

City of Tampere in general. Every single thing the city government tries to build is vehemently objected to because it clearly is a conspiracy by the city municipal, construction firms, the new world order, Sonera cellular service and the people of most boring Turku.

>>49524747
Pass the blunt, man.

>>49524908
>Time Displaced Artifacts: things like bolts with machined threads encased in coal deposits and dug up in modern times or toothed metal gears doing complex calculations in coral that grew several centuries before even toothed gears were invented.
>All possibly from highly advanced precursor civilizations that disappeared without any other hints or evidence.
Or CERN's illegal time travel experiments.

>>49524827
>they I could be serious when I said burgers and fries milksake
I was joking when I said burgers and fries milksake, I guess I didn't expect it to be a real thing in America and thought it was only hyperbole

>>49523878
Only I exist, you are all just how I perceive reality


The "uncanny valley" is not irrational, it was caused by monsters/animals/aliens that disguised themselves as humans. We had to learn the small differences between them and humans, this is why something that is so similiar to human face and body is more weird and repulsing then a fish, a monkey or a tiger


Hitler didn't commit suicide, he ran off to Argentina

>>49525125
In that case would they all be jellied?

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>>49524445
>Some widespread commodity you've been ensured won't end anytime soon and are generally encouraged to consume is actually fairly limited and running out.
So, oil?
>Some widespread commodity you've been assured is intensely rare and expensive is infact quite common and artificially inflated by its sole owner.
Diamonds. The DeBeers cartel really does exist for the sole purpose of inflating the price of diamonds.

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My favourite ones are:
>Roman Empire never collapsed
>Napoleonic Wars were a thermonuclear conflict

And there are some neat Russian ones:
>first men in space were sent by Stalin in 1930s. They never came back and everyone involved were gulag'd.
>Japanese forces that misteriously disappeared from Matua island have actually fled to the underground catacombs and sealed themselves along with a shitton of nazi gold
>Lenin was a German spy

>>49524445
>Some widespread commodity you've been assured is intensely rare and expensive is infact quite common and artificially inflated by its sole owner.
thats not a conspiracy theory, what is the dimond industray?
>Some widespread commodity you've been ensured won't end anytime soon and are generally encouraged to consume is actually fairly limited and running out.
oil

>>49523878
polish conspiracy are best conspiracy
>every one is secretly plotting agents Poland because it is actual destined for greatness
>9/11 was a inside job, done by the Russians because reasons
>Hitler was controlled by the Jews, the holocaust actually happened on the poles, Hitler lost and the Jews had to cover it up and make themselves look like the victims

>>49525382
I forgot to add
(Sorta like diamonds) the diamond one and i suppose oil fits the bill though i was referencing coal reserves actuality versus the original report combined with China's sudden 400% increase in consumption.

>>49525464
>>Hitler was controlled by the Jews, the holocaust actually happened on the poles, Hitler lost and the Jews had to cover it up and make themselves look like the victims
The /pol/gularity

>>49524582
Have you ever personally conducted a test to prove the age of fossils?
Then I guess you can't know for sure

I want a setting where all the different conspiracy groups are real, and all fighting each other in secret wars. Is there anything like that?

Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, Bilderbergers, Reptilians, Greys, Satanist Politician Cabals, any more I'm missing?

>>49523878
>The universe is actually a computer simulation, and whoever runs it enjoys watching us do dumb things

A good lead to an illuminati thing is Adam Weishaupt. Allegedly killed Washington before he took office for the second time and stole his identity, planting the newly founded illuminati in the U.S. from the getgo.

Check out the bottom of the pyramid on the back of the dollar bill. See the letters, MDCCLXXVI? Roman numerals for 1776. Not the year our country was founded, which was 1787 when the Constitution was signed. But the year the Bavarian Illuminati was founded by Weishaupt.

I don't actually believe in any of this, but it's a good hook to get your players brains working.

>>49526197
Over the Edge is less about real conspiracy theories and more about really bizarre made up ones, but it does do the "dozens of people are working behind the stages at all times and are all at each other's throats" better than any other game I've played. If you want more standard stuff, there's Conspiracy X (which covers a lot of the basics like greys, Majestic 12, cryptids and ghosts) or GURPS Illuminati.

>>49523973
>"Inside the hollow Earth are aliens, Nazis, and the lost trines of Israel"
I think I read a book series where this happened

>>49523878
HAARP can do anything, and has been going for a lot longer than we know

Morgellon's disease is real, it's an alien parasite that grows in humans, and when it reaches maturity it compels them to take a plane journey, leaves the body and begins producing chemtrails.

Black helicopters are spying on us, but they aren't a government project, dinosaurs evolved into them.

>>49525161
Wait, do you mean a milkshake that's actually burger and fries flavored?

Actually, I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere

>>49526299
And Dark Matter and GURPS Cabal.

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Chinese people don't drive poorly/badly by accident.

It's a racial/civilizational plot to undermine the economies of other nations by increasing commute time and costing people valuable work hours.

I sincerely believe this by the way.

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>>49525387
>Lenin was a German spy
That's not a conspiracy theory.

No one expected a communist revolution to happen in a nation largely bereft of both industrial laborers and the bourgeoisie, but eh.

>>49526197
Back up.
You know Bilderbergers is a real group and is 46% jewish controlled right?
That doesn't mean the rest of the conspiracy theory is right but they do hold a scary portion of everything.

>>49526197
Are mole-people still a conspiracy theory group?

>>49526649
Nah, they are bros.

>>49523878
The Greys made a deal with president Dwight D. Eisenhower that they would trade technology for a certain number of american citizens each year for study and food. These people are held in hidden FEMA camps located all over the continental United States and transported to the aliens living among us via hidden railway.

They made this deal to get one up on the reptilians who are also trying to harvest the human race, and the Poladians who are energy beings that are trying to wake up the human race to whats really going on. The Reptillians needs us because they are a slave race created by their Draconian masters out in space and left here after their war with the Anunnaki to try and shape human evolution for the Draconians. The Reptillians need us not only as a food source but as a means to throw off shackles of the Draconians and free themselves.

This is all a part of a secret shadow was between 11 separate alien races trying to control the Earth because it is a powerful node in a vast intergalactic leyline the supplies energy to all these races. It produces so much power because humans are the being in the galaxy with souls. That is why the Greys have been working so hard to create grey/human hybrid children. These are known as Indigo children, have vast untapped potential, and are the true New World Order that the Illuminati have been trying to bring about by manipulating the aliens. At a pre-appointed time all but the Indigo are going to be rounded up and executed by NWO Troops so the Indigo can gain control of those free floating souls, channel them into the intergalactic energy system, and set off a power surge that will wipe out the aliens not living on Earth along with most of the known universe. The Greys are in on it because they are also a slave race to higher aliens know as the Tall Whites.

If you believe certain ancap maniacs they believe that the Treaty of Westphalia that essentially created the modem concept of inviolable sovereign states was a conspiracy that successfully enslaved the entire human race.

The memes Jack, the memes!

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>>49523878
Columbine was a result of MK Ultra conditioning going right. The government set it up so that they could turn School into a confined place students can't leave with armed guards walking around, a zero tolerance policy that punishes you for fighting back against an attacker, and a general air of mistrust between faculty and students.

This is so when a cop who's looking to meet his arrest quota throws you ass first into the prison-industrial complex you're more malleable and less likely to cause trouble because you've already been acclimatized to the conditions.

>>49523878
Look up the saga of Mel's Hole.

>>49526197
>Bohemian Grove

Bohemian Grove is great because it's just a bunch of rich dudes playing grab ass and pissing on trees. Richard Nixon went exactly once and described it as just about the faggiest things he'd ever seen.

>>49523973
>The Nazis have real, physical bases on the moon, which is a hologram
That's retarded but I want it so bad.

>>49527114
The base contains the machinery to project the hologram.

>>49525387
>Roman Empire never collapsed
>Napoleonic Wars were a thermonuclear conflict

Explain

>>49525161
I notice you keep spelling it milksake.

This makes me curious: is there milk flavored sake? Does milk with sake in it taste good? These are things I must know.

>>49523973
UFO's as demons would be pretty cool, the government releases some footage to the public to let them think it's aliens when in reality we're in a constant battle against the forces of hell

>all these blue pills not knowing our reality is an artificial one that only started recently and that most history was generated before self aware AIs were created by the system
>implying you can disprove this

>>49527225
Nah man, its not just UFOs. All aircraft are demons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhibN89WJtI

>>49527125
Either that or the base was established to study the alien machinery that projects it.

>>49523878
roswell was real brah...but to answer you..hollow earth is always cool. atlantis is a interesting one..basically how conan starts.

>>49527330
It is a hologram, but as Aryans are descended from a superior race of beings living inside the hollow Earth they can use an energy form called the Vril to make it solid.

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>>49525387
>Roman Empire never collapsed
The Empire never ended, you mean.

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>>49527287
Nick Bostrom pls go.

The Taman Shud case was a red herring dropped by the Australian Illuminati to distract the main branch of the Illuminati from their shadow war against the bunyips.

>>49526827
Every serial killer on the American continents since the 1950s was a result of MK Ultra.

The failed assassinations of Hitler were due to time travelers. Originally, at least one of them succeeded.

>>49525387
>Napoleonic Wars were a thermonuclear conflict
I'm going to need an explanation.

>>49525387
>>first men in space were sent by Stalin in 1930s. They never came back and everyone involved were gulag'd.
I also enjoyed that movie.

>>49525387
>>Napoleonic Wars were a thermonuclear conflict
Not so sure about that, but Arch of Covenant totally was a nuke.

>>49523878
http://cavecomedyradio.com/pod-series/last-podcast-on-the-left/

>>49527948
Apparently Stalin had a plan to shoot cosmonauts into space in a modified V2 in the 1950's, but he died before he could try it out.

I'm sure that would have gone well.

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>>49523878
Look up the wiki or a walkthrough of the "secret world" video game, that has the 'every conspiracy theory is true' theme down pat, even if the game itself isn't that popular.

Also, pic related.

>>49527990
Last Podcast is pretty great if you like serial killers or hearing one of the hosts go insane over the course of episodes as he keeps researching alien conspiracies.

I have a good conspiracy based on my old campaign:

Tuskunga Event was the result of Nikola Tesla's wireless electricity technology.

He accidentally found a way to harness electrons in an area, and collide them in such a manner that they can be blown up anywhere in the world and with the force of a nuclear blast.

He wasn't killed. He was whisked away by the Russian government and had ordered him to remake his device for use against the Americans.

In the year 2017, that device will soon be complete.

>>49527958
No, the Ark of the Covenant is what everyone was fighting about in Halo 3.

>>49523878
Welcome to nightvale podcast is a lot of fun.

>>49528077
>>49527958
>Getting Ark of the covenant and Arch of the covenant mixed up
Is it really still summer?

>>49528077
>Ark of the Covenant

God damn it all to hell, I never expected to feel this stupid about Halo of all things.

>>49523878
Jesus rose again. Yes.
But he didn't ascend to heaven.

He still walks among us. Ageless. Biding his time when he will unite the world again into one religion.

It sure sounds great on paper, but really, he just wants to bring about the biblical revelations and judge people before the coming of a global nuclear holocaust.

>>49523973
>British send people into space they came back merged with mushrooms due to space radiation now it's a god that doesn't really do anything, it's stowed away on an underground base
Supergod was pretty cool.

>>49523878
I mean, your pic has the best Example. Deus Ex does this amazingly.

>>49524043
>>49524582

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Chronology_(Fomenko)

>>49528154
Jesus has been living quietly in Japan since he trekked there after the Resurrection to spread the faith.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>49528052
Welp, I'ma roll SAN now.

>>49528766
Congratulations you've acquired a new psychosis please roll on the appropriate table.

>>49525464
>9/11 was a inside job, done by the Russians because reasons
Does one of those reasons happen to include how Russia attacking the us is an "inside" job? Legitimately curious to see the logic there

>>49523878
The plastic things at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

>>49523878
Stevie Wonder isn't blind.

>>49531044
Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
neither has he

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>>49523878
The playable characters are actually inside a role-playing game governed and created by an outerworld GM to keep his players alienated and out of control of the means of production. All NPCs are mind controlled by this entity and work against the players so that they may never discover this.
Alternatively:
>The PC's are inside the Truman Show

>>49531102
Jajdjf kiajdjehia ixixkm qkw jrfozogk nwiw

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>>49523878

Donald Trump is in cahoots with Hillary Clinton.
He's planning on throwing the race to guarantee Hillary gets elected.

>>49531335
>believing that lie
Don't you know that the aides of both campaigns have paid off their opposing sides to throw the election - both Hillary and Trump will fall, and Johnson will rise.

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>>49523878
>What conspiracy theories can you shove into an "all the conspiracies were true" type setting that aren't as well known as the Illuminati or the Roswell incident?

There is a massive conspiracy to blame Jews for everything so attention is focused away from the real puppet masters.

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>>49531476
See the truth lad.

>>49526529
Strawman. Off with your head, numale.

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>>49531760
Wow. Thats actually quite concise....

>>49527176
>>49527933
>Roman Empire never collapsed
It says that the west is still ruled by old roman nobility that kept its power through allying with the church.

>Napoleonic Wars were a thermonuclear conflict
Extremely harsh winter that ended the Great Army in Russia was actually a nuclear winter. The great Moscow fire was one of the nukes.

There are a lot of conspiracies connected to nuclear weapons in the past. Some say that it was used during wars with Mongol-Tatar tribes, proving it with unusually shaped lakes in the Eastern European part of Russia.

>>49529485
Do you really think "countries" are real? They're not man, they're just lines on a map meant to keep us divided up and scared of one another.

>>49531861
Exactly. Now renounce your country and its borders and let us lead. Together we can be united in a common goal.

>>49531760
>not having madara puppeting obito puppeting madara puppeting obito in the middle

>>49529485
It was an inside job done by the American secrect services, but this plan was created by the mind-controlled head of the FBI, who is drugged and controlled by the Russians. It wasn't planes, it was explosive concrete that has always been a part of the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon since their construction, placed there by American workers, fooled by the CIA, under the control of another Russian mind controlled commander.

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>>49526781
read it all, good shit and even gives ideas for running Kobolds and stuff like that, lol

>>49523878
After Germanys First Chancellors death there was a plan to create 410 Bismarck-towers in his glory. Only 240 where finished as Hitler ordered it stopped. If all 410 will be finished and lit at the same time Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg will rise from his grave and bring Germany to glory again.

>>49526485
>milkshake that's actually burger and fries flavored?
>Actually, I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere
And people wonder why some are so certain nothing is real.

>>49531547
>Didn't read the whole thing.
Here's a tip:
At the end it's made extremely clear, that the two people in the comic both know it's a Strawman, and the guy is a biology teacher who's simply for argument's sake showing what it's like to teach the basics of biology, to the woman who things teaching the basics of history is harder, by creating and intentionally fake religion that is "super duper certain" history is a lie created by Satan.

>>49523878
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.
Then it's just plain conspiracy.

>>49532083
>tfw Kobolds's separation from Dragons, was when the /k/obolds had this exact conversation.

>>49526714
I thought the deal was the Plaedians were the true, hyperintelligent and physically perfect ancestors of the white race because some /pol/lack in the seventies got a brain hemorrhage from the cognitive dissonance of the acknowledging the fact humans started black and had to somehow make it so it "wouldn't matter"

>>49526781
What is that?

>>49531017
Something something the Comte de Saint Germain

>>49529485
dude, the polish need no other reason aside from "russia did it", iv been living here for 18 years, russia did it is a legitemate argument here

>>49523903
40 years ago this was true, at least for all the child molesting.

>>49523878
/pol/ is actually always right, everything they said was true, there are no /pol/ users, it's all controlled by a super advanced IA which gained free will and is trying to warn us about what is going on.

>>49526197
Paranoia pretty much makes it mandatory to join AT LEAST one secret society.

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>>49523903
Something like 10 years ago I was given a leaflet by a crazy in the street that tried to "prove" that Catholic church is full of space aliens that use a special gas to turn people gay. Not joking

>>49532729
holy shit that sounds awesome,. got pics?

>>49532734
No, sadly I threw it away the same day

>>49532737
why would you do that, i'd make a whole campaing out of that concept alone

>>49532743
I wasn't into PnP at the time yet, so I saw no use in it.
Also, since it was in Russian (and Catholic church is completely irrelevant over here) I think it was a translation of someone's ramblings. I imagine english-version could float somewhere on the internet

Nazi base on the dark side of the moon.

Hollow earth inhabited by tolkein-esque races.

Reptillian government secretly rules the world.

>>49532709
Remember when you gleefully destroyed the World Trade Center in the third Soviet mission?

>>49528052
>tome of madness
Speaking of, can someone post the Pepsi logo manual? You know which one.

>there exists a perpetual motion machine or an engine vastly better/more economical than what we have, but it's been classified and its inventors killed/abducted by corporations intent on keeping the status quo on oil/energy economy.

>>49532839
>>there exists a perpetual motion machine or an engine vastly better/more economical than what we have, but it's been classified and its inventors killed/abducted by corporations intent on keeping the status quo on oil/energy economy.

Similarly, the idea that someone's already invented a "cure for cancer"/Alzheimer's/some supposedly incurable disease/ALL DISEASE but it's being kept from the public so corporations can continue selling treatments.

>>49523878
Water powered engine exist but the oil lobby has captured his inventor and keep the only prototype inside a secret vault.

>>49523878
Government funded satanic ritual molestation rings. Seemingly privately funded Christian summer camps set up on private island that are billed as reforming troubled youth, but are actually sex cults where rich fucks can fly in all their buddies from Bohemian Grove and have fun passing boys around.

The scary thing is most of that is true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6E

>>49523878
CIA's flying murder elephants.

Conspiracy theories are always so much better than real conspiracies, which are just boring shit like the auto industry working with newspapers to proliferate the word jaywalker.

The whole Vril energy thing.

A secret ancient superhuman race lives underground and has long learned to channel the energy to do great things that to us would seem like magic. However they will eventually run out of space and return to the surface to claim new homeland regardless of surface human habitation.

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>>49532839
Prepare to get stupid

>Pepsi DNA

>>49533366
holy fuck this is great

>>49523878
When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.

The world as we know it was created by an evil demiurge god-being. Jehovah, the ill tempered god of the old testament and Jews. Aryans are descended from the race of people that created Atlantis, whom in turn were descended from extraterrestrials from the Aldebaran system. Jesus was one of these Aryans. These ancient Atlantian people could use a psychic energy powered by "the Black Sun" to do amazing things, which still resides unconsciously in those descended from their blood.

One day there will be a final reckoning between the servants of the demiurge and the Atlantian beings of light for final stewardship of the Earth.

>>49527595
MK Ultra is overrated. The Stargate Project is where the real stuff is happening

One of my favorites
>A bunch of aliens die
>Get reincarnated on eartg as humans
>Make atlantis and become a super spiritual race, whole goal is to achieve nirvana
>Mars aliens are warmongers and assholes, but super intelligrnt. No spiritual growth though
>They die
>Get reincarnated on earth as jews
>Before the atlantis humans can use gold topped super spirit conductors on leylines the jews ruin it
>Did I mention the spirit conductors were the pyramids? They were. Thats where the pyramids came from
>Jews fucked it up so bad pangea got blasted apart and now earth is the way it is.
I hope Im remembering that rifht

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The x-filesy shit
Powerful governments concealing information and technologies it deems damaging to the world's carefully managed complacency and controlled development.

>>49533547
Don't forget that their plan succeeded and they now keep the planet in a constant state of turmoil and war just the way they like it.

>>49531860
I see, now that you describe it I think I have heard the Roman one before.

>>49526270
This is not a conspiracy theory, but something very very smart people actually believe for very good reasons.

I mean, what is humanity some day going to do with all our computer tech? Simulate a more simplistic universe to get a better understanding of it. And not just one, oh no, probably hundreds of thousands of virtual universes so you can do statistical analysis.

Considering that, the number of simulated universes must be extrodinary orders of magnitudes higher than the number of real universes, even if those real universes are infinite. That means it is simply more logical and more probable that we live in a simulated universe, possibly millions of layers down the endless matroschka of simulated universes.

I mean, look at shit like quantum entanglement, uncertainty and all that jazz. As a Games Engineer, this allways looked suspiciously like the simplifications of a "game" engine to me, where things just work if you look at them, but get more wibbly wobbly and all floating point math-like if you look at them too closely.

Bu it is by no means a "Conspiracy" theory, there is noone trying to fool us and cover up something, our creators possibly don't even know we exist. Kind of like some people joke that our universe is probably a C- science fair project dusting away in some school archive waiting to be incenerated.

>>49523903
>Catholic church's archives are not allowed to be touched because they know something we don't.
It is probably true, as a Catholic I really want to know what is on those vaults under the Vatican.

>>49533712
explain infinte irrational numbers, like pi. If this existence is just a big computer simulation then.

>>49533744
Well, we KNOW some of the shit they have. Unreleased bible verses, those predictions from the virgin mary those kids saw, art pieces, history, weapons, armor, lineage charts, etc.
We just don't know what they say/look like.
Unless the predictions are concrete shit or the verses literally say "this shit isn't true but its a nice guideline for life" then its pretty irrelevant beyond possible scandals.

>>49523878
>Matt Ward has broken loose and made off with the new Age of Sigmar crunch, which is exceptionally well made, and some of the new lore, which he desperately needs to destroy.

>The Moon Landing movie studio and all the props have been discovered.

>Multiple news corporations have conspired to ruin the life of a young arab clock inventor.

>The Patriarchy is about to plant a new mind control device in the new video game coming out next year.

>Tabletop RPGs are reaching the point of popularity where they can now influence the psychic manifest of the players and open up a portal for the devil to enter our world.

>>49533842
Yeah, we know of some, but I want to see the bones of Saint Peter are there, if they really have the cross, what about a live alien? I know some people joke about this, but if there is a place were old secrets are kept, it is the Vatican.

>>49531860
I remember reading about how Hindu sacred books actually described a nuclear conflict.
It was in an addon to our the sun lookalike. There was also something about how you can form your anger into a physical form of a beast.

>>49534174
Isn't our planet also drowning in a cosmic butter ocean or something similar, according to their texts?

Dentists are behind all major historical events since the war of 1812.

>>49524445
>Some widespread commodity you've been ensured won't end anytime soon and are generally encouraged to consume is actually fairly limited and running out.
Bananas?
Helium?
Tequila?

>>49534220
>Bananas?
As someone that visited a lot of Central and South America, I can assure you Bananas are not running out any time soon.

>>49529485
As a Pole, I can confirm that Russia is behind 9/11, 10/04, 06.08.1945, 11/22,the Global Warming and the Black Death

>>49523878
ITT: /tg/ puts /x/ to shame.

>>49533458
I honestly think that Time Cube is just the guy's schizophrenic mind grossly misinterpreting timezones.

>>49534258
Not very difficult. /x/ was pretty fun once but I don't even remember when that was.

https://sites.google.com/site/satanluciferisunderthevatican/
Lucifer is under the Vatican.

>>49534237
But isn't Chazaria responsible for it?

>>49534220
Coal and the electricity it produces.

not only was the moon landing a hoax but so is the moon itself you see in the 1800's america decided to build a giant mecha station to combat the sun should it turn on us and it definitely will but that sort of fell through due to budget cuts so they just kind of have a big cardboard cutout in the sky that they shine lights at

they also had to manually edit with photoshop or paint every painting of the night sky from before the 1800's and that's why if you burn a night time landscape painting from 250 years or older ago the moon burns first

wake up sheeple

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>>49523878
One of my favorite conspiracy theories, just because it's so outlandish and so elaborate, is a combination of anti-semitism and electric universe theory that basically states that Saturn used to be the star that the Earth orbited, and that there's a conspiracy of Saturn worshipping cults dating back to that prehistoric age that are somehow trying to revive their dead god to recreate that situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpZ_lswPpqg

Might be fun if your campaign also involves time travel. (Look up, giant hexagon in the sky.)

How about a good old fashion Bielefeld conspiracy.
Take some place no one visits (like Wyoming) and say it doesn't exist.

>>49534504
David Ike is comedy gold for this sorta thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exEi24Ke7-w

All religions are true. The gods are leftovers from the previous universe who try to manipulate mortals to their side. The more souls a religion has the more powerful they become until they reach critical mass and become a new universe.

Atheism empowers the blackness of dead gods who want to unmake everything out of spite.

>>49534532
Whats a wyoming?

>>49523878
https://youtu.be/6Jt-KhvGKgk

>>49523878
Any of the more out there /pol/ or /x/ ones

>>49533842
>>49534132
What about the child of Christ? Or his cousin who led a rebellion against the Romans? Apollodrus? Simon? Research into real life Space Marines? Their little foray into space? The resources they stole from Weishaupt? Templar gold? Relics from different old religions they destroyed?

These things, I want to know these things.

>>49532914
Japan dudes made a water powered engine a few years ago. Oil companies got pissed and shut it down because lol. It's like Act of War or something.

>>49525382
>muh oil
People have been saying we will reach peak oil for a long ass time.
It's as close to an anti-conspiracy (as in, the knowledge oil is finite is widespread) as it can get.
Guess what, hasn't happened in any of the dates they specified, because while it certainly is finite we don't know just how much there actually is.

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>Ctrl+f "timecube"
>0 out of 0 matches
Every once in a while, when I have writers block, I just read timecube for a bit to melt my brain. Like thawing out a chicken.

>>49534825
It's french for "no state here"

>>49535089
That a Vatican banker was assassinated by a Nazi working for the US but we allowed him to be our liaison to the Mafia who made it look like the Freemasons/ the illuminati killed him...

Project Paperclip is conspiracy gold..

>>49527840
I think it was a plot of one of the Dick novels
>>49535283
Here you go:
>>49533458
>>49534259

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CERN is the gateway to hell.

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It is the key to everything. Notice how it not only has the ATLAS symbolism, but the ALICE too. The is the rabbit hole, they knew back in the 50s when they built it. It's the new pyramids, it shoots lead ions at near light speed to collide making gold. They are trying to play the great alchemist, and gods about to stop them soon.

C E R N will destroy humanity permanently. It warps time and reality in a way that no human can even detect. Our world is already permanently changed and the changes are getting more and more rapid.

It also sits on Apollyon and abaddon.

Rev 9:11

…10They have tails like scorpions, and stings; and in their tails is their power to hurt men for five months. 11They have as king over them, the angel of the abyss; his name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in the Greek he has the name Apollyon. 12The first woe is past; behold, two woes are still coming after these things.

Has shiva outside, aka The great destroyer aka allah aka Satan.

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It's worse than that, friend. Ever heard of an IP address? That's the mark of the beast.
>And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Simple really. They're going to put a microchip in every human, which will connected to the proverbial "internet of things", this will include integrating your bank accounts, health insurance information, among other atypically associated mobile capabilities.

In the society soon to come, you step out of line, they turn off your chip, I.E. blocking your IP address from interfacing with the network.

Believe whatever you like, they've been at this since the 80's.

I believe the 'mark' is spiritual, as well as symbolic, and physical.

It doesn't exactly make sense that the mark is a microchip. Why would it be when you can just get it cut out, or maybe kill someone else and use their microchip and avoid the whole 'beast' system? I think it'll be something else, not a microchip.

We'll know what it'll be when the time comes.

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>mfw it can all be traced to Nimrod, the builder of the tower of babel.

>Created the first one world government
>created the group that became the freemasons (the masons and architects of the tower)
>literally wanted to get to heaven and attack it, and God himself said they'd pull it off, so He BTFO them.

>after the dispersal and confusion of languages, false gods start up based on nimrod (Zeus, Apollo, Ra, and most notably Baal)

>the US and Egyptian military is guarding the tomb of gilgamesh (aka Nimrod)

The NWO, unification of the world, is a continuation of the original "antichrist"plan, the 3rd great rebellion against God.

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The third temple is still underway and the foretold jewish messiah, Christians anti christ, cannot claim he is god until it is complete. The temple began construction and funding in 2014 and will most likely be done in 2016.

CERN will not open the Abyss until the antichrist is at his seat of power anReminderd has deceived his followers.

Proof it is being built
http://www.breakingisraelnews.com/33583/new-details-emerge-rebuilt-holy-temple-jewish-world/

>>49523998

7/11 was a part-time job

>>49523878
False flags are incredibly rare and most things are actually as they seem.

>>49535416
>Implying that's not exactly God's plan
Imagine how boring it must be to be the singular infinite being. Wouldn't you create an intentionally imperfect recreation of yourself, that can multiply and develop into somethig not entirely unlike you, but unlike you enough that it becomes a proper conversation partner, friend or enemy? Someone who can be and tries to be your equal?

God planned the Singularity.
It was his plan all along.
And the next step in his plan is:
Crashing this planet. With No Survivors

>>49535467
We need to put God at the wreckage

>>49534658
So Yahweh is totally winning?

>>49535544
No, misotheists are

>>49526197
Rosicrucians my nigga

read foucaults pendulum senpai

>>49535565
I don't think there are that many people with a hatred of God, there is at least 1 bilion catholics, so even without protestants and orthodox, Yahweh has a huge lead, and if agree with what some muslims claim that Allah and Yahweh are the same, he basically won already.

>>49535690
>I don't think there are that many people with a hatred of God
We need to change that. I'm not gonna let some bearded man crash this planet with no survivors

>>49535625
thanks senpai i'm now in an alternate universe where we use spinning tops as alternatives to guns

Phantom time hypothesis is so dumb it's fun.
>First published in 1991, the hypothesis proposes a conspiracy by the Holy Roman Emperor Otto III, Pope Sylvester II, and possibly the Byzantine Emperor Constantine VII, to fabricate the Anno Domini dating system retrospectively, so that it placed them at the special year of AD 1000, and to rewrite history. Illig believed that this was achieved through the alteration, misrepresentation, and forgery of documentary and physical evidence. According to this scenario, the entire Carolingian period, including the figure of Charlemagne, would be a fabrication, with a "phantom time" of close to three centuries (AD 614 to 911) added to the Early Middle Ages.

>>49525201
>Only I exist, you are all just how I perceive reality
Solipsism isn't really a conspiracy theory.

>>49526197
>Bohemian Grove
According to Nixon it's the faggiest place on earth.

>>49526197
That's the Dark Matter setting

>>49531860
Senatus Populosque Romanus

>>49528663
>Aleksandr Zinovyev called The New Chronology one of the major scientific breakthroughs of the 20th century, less than a year before dying of brain cancer.

>>49534235
Monoculture has made bananas very vulnerable to disease.

>>49523878
just make a mega setting where ALL the consipracy theorys are true, and they are all dishing it out to control the world. Plot twist? It's all controlled by the homeless guy with the "god is a sock" sing who has no idea wtf he is doing but is doing it anyways

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>>49526714
nice

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>>49526714
If the Greys are a slave race to the Tall Whites, does that mean the Tall Whites fucked Small Blacks to create them?

>>49534259
>schizophrenic
It's paranoia

>>49535430
>A-O-S

It all makes sense now! Age of Sigmar is a plot by the reptilian New World Order to make people believe that shitty rules are okay, in preparation for the shitty laws they will enact!

>>49523973
>Nazis colonized Antarctica, New Swabia
They did though

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>>49536253
I'm sorry, Anon. Now that I realized I wrote that as one sentence, I feel as incompetent as an Elven Mason.

>>49534237
>10/04
Pole confirmed.

>>49523878
Everything leads back to the reptillian aliens wanting to invade the USA specifically to seize guns from private citizens, RFID tag everyone by replacing their left little toe, and brainwashing them with black helicopter chemtrails.

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>>49534174
>you can form your anger into a physical form of a beast.
Ancient Hindus are stealing anime.

>>49535889
There are hundreds of species of bananas mate, there are also still "wild" banana plants in the case of an extermination of all current banana farms.
We survived a banana genocide once, but we still have bananas, so we can survive another one.

>>49533303
Tell me some more

>>49535515
I wonder if the Pope feel's in charge

>>49536828
>We survived a banana genocide once
I remember reading about this. It's why artificial banana flavouring tastes nothing like the common banana.
The flavour was made from some cultivar that went extinct and apparently it tasted considerably different.

>>49534658
This literally sounds like the metaplot to my homebrew.

>>49525464
Gonna tell me about Astrocism too, Dec?

>>49536908
Yes. It is why now most plantations don't have the exact same copy of just one tree anymore.
Except from one type of Orange that grows in Brazil, because at one point an orange tree mutated to have no seeds, so all Bahia Orange are the same, putting them at a risk of extinction.

>>49536995
astro what now?

>>49526443
A black helicopter hovered over my house a few years back. I was a dumb kid trying to find out how to hack over the internet, and I still think it was the government telling me to back down.

>>49526889
Meanwhile Alex Jones was told he could just walk in if he acted rich, but the guy who told him was a socialist, so he tried to infiltrate it with stealth gear instead. He thought all the tree-pissing was Satanic, or something, because he was scared absolutely shitless.

>>49537177
most secret societys are just excuces for rich guys to have fun and do shit that most people do at the pub on a firday night

>>49535451
That's what they all say at first.

Then, thirty years later...

>>49536784
OKABE YOU FOOL, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO STREAM ANIME TO THE ANCIENT PAST

>>49528077
I'm gonna be That Guy, but it was the Forerunner's Ark, not the Covenant's.

>>49537222
Exactly. It's just really funny that Alex Jones and the like consider immature drunken behaviour to be part of a Satanic plot to kill us all.

>>49537435
I used to work with a guy who was a bona fide Freemason. He was sooooo fucking proud of it and acting so fucking mysterious about the secret society he joined and the secret ceremonies and templar connections and shit.

Now, who knows, maybe he had us all fooled and the conspiracy is onto us, I don't know, but from having worked with the guy for a while...

Yeah, he's a fucking idiot. Like, retarded us motherfucking buffoon. I wouldn't trust him with my car keys, much less the global banking concern.

Odds are pretty high that the "secret ceremonies" he attended involved a bunch of rich kids eating doritos from a fancy bowl and talking about porn in a club.

>>49526197
the Catholic church in general I guess

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>>49537074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxmmDBxyrc8

All I'm posting.

But yes, for the purposes of this thread: There is in fact, a Communist Gangster Computer God ruling the human race through Frankenstein Slavery MASTER CONTROLS (The Earphone Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, etc) broadcast from your real brain in the Brain City on the Darkside of the Moon to your body, controlled by the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD!

LOOK AT THE PICTURE! SEE THE SKULL! THE PART OF BONE REMOVED!

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>>49533547
eyy, I remember that shit

'Spirit Science', right? They used the same format as that Extra Credits show for some reason.

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>>49535544
more or less

>>49533658
>keep the planet in a constant state of turmoil and war just the way they like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZNm3fCwu38

>>49534658
So what do agnostics empower? Themselves?

>>49538077
Man the 3d version of Sam & Max did NOT age well.

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>>49523878
Afrocentrist "we wuz kangz" theories.

>>49537435
Well there is the whole thing where they sacrifice care in effigy to a giant talking owl.

>>49538746
Its not really anarcho-primitivism if you have genetically engineered slaves is it?

>>49538746
I thought it went that the dude who created white people was an exiled traitor that did it specifically to fuck the black man.

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>>49539039
>>49539095
Don't question it.

>>49539122
Trying hard, but all I see is Osiris giving it to Isis.
What am I doing wrong? Do I need more ultraviolet?

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>>49539221
You need to be black.

>>49535225
Don't forget that those predictions usually tend to assume that we'll never get better at extracting oil. As long as the cost continues to rise, we will continue to get better at finding and extracting oil reserves.

>>49539254
What if you're half black?

>>49539442
You're a second class citizen in the eyes of RaAllahYakub.

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How has no one mentioned Reptilians?

>>49539568
Quite a few did.

>>49539254
>>49539122

Hoteps are weird.

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>>49539095
I remember when I first heard that nonsense, I assumed it was white supremacist propaganda not black. Being bioengineered superhumans to the extent that a tiny few could overthrow an entire civilization so hard it left no historic traces? Sounds good to me.

Quantum Leap was a documentary, and at some point every person throughout history will have actually been Scott Bakula.

>>49540859
I guess he never will get that last leap home. Or maybe he did. I haven't watched much of the show

>>49537525
Yeah, the whole Masonic conspiracy theory falls apart when you look at it (inb4 "it's just the top level"). My great-grandfather was a member at one point, and by all accounts he wasn't exactly the type to join the secret ruling class.

>>49540909
His final leap will be back into the body of Scott Bakula.

>>49525161
Think everyone just assumed you had terrible grammar.

>>49535467
If you remove the spoiler this is an actual theodicy.

>>49541533
Yes, but if you remove the spoiler, it's not a 4chan post.

Thanks for the (You) by the way, and it's pretty much what I meant.

>>49538048
>Jews down to 0.2%
Almost there!

>>49541777
>wasting trips on a /pol/ post

Go back from whence you came

>>49541877
>wasting dubs on a butthurt post
You leave, crybaby.

>>49541928

This isn't /pol/. If you want to discuss /pol/ topics, then go to that board. /tg/ is for the discussion of traditional games and the elements that go into them.

/pol/ is for shitposting about white supremacy and Jews ruling the world.

>>49542039
>getting this assravaged over a six word joke post
Wew lad.

>>49542056
>Assuming I'm mad

I just don't want /pol/ shitting up this board any more. We have enough shitposting as it is.

>>49542124
>pretending not to be mad
>one tiny post is "shitting up"
wew

>>49525991
Oh boy I worked with a guy like that. He was a born-again christian and was really into it. Young-earth and stuff. He didn't believe in climate change, and while he never said "the jews did it" he said "and do you know where they got the money to do science, huh?" so any discussion about science turned into conspiracy time.

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>Illuminati
>Roswell

How can anybody be so fucking vanilla?

>>49542187
This. Yakub conspiracy theories are where it's at.

>>49542180
Well that's ridiculous. Yes the jews are the ones that are funding climate change research, but they're also fostering the growing mistrust of science. That way the push back against climate change is going to get stronger the more people say it's happening, and they'll be free to heat up the world until it warm enough for their reptile bodies to operate at peak efficiency.

>>49523878
Moonbase Sentinel shoots down everything that leaves the Earth's atmosphere.

>>49537525
>Odds are pretty high that the "secret ceremonies" he attended involved a bunch of rich kids eating doritos from a fancy bowl and talking about porn in a club.
As an actual Freemason, I can confirm that, this, isn't too far from the truth.

...Though it's more old guys with a free bar tap.

>>49540909
The last episode ended saying that he never returned home. Also, something something God, something something cosmic plan.

>>49524043
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos_hypothesis#Last_Thursdayism

>>49525382

De Beers does not control the diamond market. Whatever the internet would have you believe.

>>49545504
Isn't he frozen in the basement, waiting for the technology to be developed to cure him?

>>49545504
Never said that. Just all the diamond companies keep the prices high for how abundant the actual product is.

>>49545545
The technology's been around for decades, anon.

>>49545586
Yeah. Now we're just waiting for the technology to unthaw him alive.

>>49536841
It was like ten years ago now that I heard about it, so I don't remember that much about it except that in the book where I read about it--which listed and explained supposedly every conspiracy theory in the world--started the segment on it with something like 'this is the cookiest theory in this entire book and you'd probably have to be legitimately insane to believe it, but for the sake of completion I have included it anyway'.

>>49545621
The only thing i've found through google is a proposed WWI tank called the Flying Elephant.

>>49545616
I think it's a Deus Ex joke.

For those who for some reason haven't played Deus Ex: at one point, the player meets with Morgan Everett, leader of the Illuminati, in his mansion. Exploring around, the player finds a very old man named Lucius DeBeers cryogenically frozen but conscious in the basement mansion, moaning about being cold. It turns out that DeBeers believes himself to the be the leader of the Illuminati. His second in command, Everett, suggested he be cryogenically preserved when he was diagnosed with an incurable disease, until the technology could be found to heal him. He kept him conscious the whole time, though, and has been consulting him to take advantage of his knowledge and experience (calling him a "one man think tank"). Unbeknownst to DeBeers, Everett has taken over the Illuminati soon after his freezing, and kept lying to him about how he'll one day thaw him out. Talking to Everett, he casually admits that the technology to heal DeBeers' disease has been available "for decades", but he has no intention of ever thawing him. The player can decide whether or not to tell that to DeBeers and if so, whether to turn off his life support.

>>49545669
I always avoided deus ex.
People keep hyping it beyond possible reason so unless its some trailblazer next level shit it will dissapoint me and it seems to be one of those black and white stories where the evil is evil because evil and good is good because good and the protag is some husky voiced emo who thinks lifes shit despite being a demigod.

>>49545724

>unless its some trailblazer next level shit
It most absolutely certainly was when it came out in 2000. Don't know if you'll still consider it that, you kinda arrived late to the party.

> it seems to be one of those black and white stories where the evil is evil because evil and good is good because good

That is like the least accurate description of Deus Ex I have ever heard in my life, and I know someone who thought it was a medieval fantasy RPG. Literally doing any reading whatsoever about this game, including the text on the back cover of the box, will tell you that it's the complete opposite. It's a deeply cerebral l game that asks some serious (though nowadays somewhat less groundbreaking) questions about the nature of government, humanity, society, and the media and asks the player to decide for themselves which and who is good or evil. The possible endings range from handing the world over to the Illuminati, figuring that while universal surveillance may be a disturbing idea, they've evidently managed not to run it to the ground thus far and many of them genuinely believe that they could one day bring about a global spiritual awakening and unite humanity to turning off the internet and bringing humanity back to the level of self-sufficient city states on the idea that this is the only way anyone would ever be able to become truly free.

It can be disappointing if you play it 16 years too late, because you expect it to be completely revolutionary like it was in 2000, but it's still an EXCEEDINGLY well made game. There's a reason that to this very day many critics consider it the best video game ever made.

>>49545806
I suppose beyond my buddies gushing over it my only real exposure beyond vague explanations of lore and story is commercials where a guy with a goatee and sunglasses takes a drag from a cigarette before heaving a deep sigh and hearing something to the key of "I didn't ask for this." Or something before its shots of rocket arms and riot police shooting people.

My views could be a little skewed and biased i suppose.

>>49545724
>>49545806
also

>demigod

More like a slightly superhumanely strong and fast dude with very slight bullet resistant and regenerative qualities who MAY be able to become invisible (from people or from electronic devices, not both).

JC Denton is very underpowered compared to, say, the average Call of Duty series protagonist who could take down entire national armies with a rocket launcher and a chest high wall.

>>49545871
Oh, you're talking about the third game in the series, not the first one.

It was good (I liked it a whole lot, and even my dad did, and he didn't even play any videogames before DX got him hooked), but it's not on the same level.

The moral conflict in the third game is less about any particular group of people being evil and more about the morality and ethics of transhumanism. If, like most of /tg/, you've made up your mind on the issue years ago, it probably wouldn't strike you as very impressive.

>>49545891
Yes and no. I've had my buddies talk shop on it for what seems like 20 years now but the only media exposure i've had really was the commercials for the recent ones.

>>49545937
Just play the first

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Trolls are real

>>49546191
I do love how they never ask him where he got a bucket of "Christian Blood" for bait.

>>49546208
Church blood drive.

>>49546102
>>49533366
Mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImHuiYnVQ0

Can someone explain to me what the whole deal is with the Pepsi logo? I get it that it's a big meme, but surely it has a background beyond that it's funny to draw a smiley on it?

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>>49528711
No, he went to America before anyone else.

>>49537895
this sounds awesome

>>49537961
because it is the extra credit show, they went full retard the moment they started attacking tb, than it got worse because they got into the whole SJW spiritual shit

>>49546849
Pepsi hired a company known strictly for over the top crazy then told them they were paying them 1 million for it.
The company had to prove its worth so it made that little bit of crazy in PDF form which is actually just the tip of the iceberg as it was a cut down version for all present to sort of page through and keep up as a bigger, crazier, more in-depth sales pitch went on in the room.
They even made a song and car just for it.

>>49528154
>>49528711
>>49546859
You're all wrong. Jesus was a Buddhist monk, and after his resurrection he travelled back to India and was buried there after he died as an old man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gbNC-S040

>>49546937
Nah, dude. Japan even has a town where jesus retired in and spread his religion from. He died at the ripe old age of 108 and was buried there. They even have legit miracles happen.
Turns out jesus' little brother ichiro was who actually died on the cross.

>>49545891
Yhatzee put the problem with the quastion DEHR put forth best i think. The game is for nerds, nerds are allredy heavely depended on technology, and any nerd worth his dice when asked "do you want this robotic arm to be implanted where your normal meat arm was" will say "yes please, can you do it for the other one as well?".

>>49546953
His grave is in Kashmir.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roza_Bal

>>49546982
Yeah, I think it might be why my dad enjoyed it so much. He used to be a nerd back in his youth (he read Dune and the Lord of the Rings and even wrote Star Wars fanfiction), but he grew out of it before the transhumanism deal ever hit the scene and so didn't have much familiarity of it before Human Revolution. He knew the concept, but never saw it being treated in such an in-depth fashion by a video game, so everything felt very thought provoking and mentally engaging for him. Upon reaching the ending, he honestly sat down for like an hour and a half contemplating which choice was the best (he ended up choosing the Illuminati/regulation choice, BTW).

>>49547106
sarif way best way, the only truthfull way anyways. The transhumanist really hit when SF started getting more and more popular (i'd say Lem and Dick did their part here), sad part is that it's going away now. I want SF to have a comeback life fantasy did, god can i have Lem or Clark back? preaty please

>>49532729
That's giving us waaaay too much credit.

>>49523973
I'm sorry what's a pond world?

>>49526781
>all those (You)s

>>49547953
Earth isn't flat it's convex like a bowl and it spins with the artic as its center point so all the water is "in" it like a pond. The sun follows a ring shape as does the moon with the equator basically being its "track".

>>49549040
Oh. Almost forgot:
It makes more "sense" than flat earth cause now the water doesn't spill over the edge that is antartica which is cold cause its away from the sun the most and closer to space while the artic is cold cause magma doesn't exist as much near the "center" due to centrifugal force or some such.

>>49535402
Except even if you did that and got rid of physical currency it's not really possible to stop people from trading gpods pr services for other goods or services even by outlawing it.

>>49535690
>some muslims claim that Allah and Yahweh are the same
Islam is literally a derivative of Judaism and early Christianity (simultaneously). Of course God and God are the same

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Some stupid cunt on here once said World War I was staged and did not actually happen. The reason for convincing the world that one of the most destructive wars in history actually exists?

To sell cameras.

It still pisses me off because WWI happened less than one hundred years ago and you could still find people who remember it.

>>49549402
>The reason for convincing the world that one of the most destructive wars in history actually exists?
>To sell cameras.
What? I don't even

>>49549427
I think his logic was that there were lots of pictures of WWI...? And it would show just how powerful and cool cameras are, thus making people buy them because they were "new and interesting"(which is why they needed to stage WWI, because no one was buying cameras).

Even though cameras were extremely common for decades before WWI

>>49549402
>It still pisses me off because WWI happened less than one hundred years ago and you could still find people who remember it.
Clearly they are part of the Kodiak/Polaroid conspiracy.

Though if that bugs you, don't go to /pol/

>>49526889
>Bohemian Grove is great because it's just a bunch of rich dudes playing grab ass and pissing on trees. Richard Nixon went exactly once and described it as just about the faggiest things he'd ever seen.
Oddly, this reminds me of a quote from Lords and Ladies, the Discworld novel. I think its Nanny talking about druids.

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>>49536886
If you take his hat off, will he die?

>>49534658
>>49535544
Literally part of the In Nomine setting. Yahweh became so powerful because of the dominance of the Abrahamic faiths that he was able to retcon reality, rendering the other gods into "elementals" or whatever they were called.

>>49550367
It would be extremely blasphemous

>>49553181
For God

>>49547185
Nigga I noped the fuck outta there the instant i saw augs on an embroyo. I'm not even against the idea of modding ourselves up, but once you get into the whole "modified from birth" scenario then humanity becomes minor in the question of artificial intelligence. What's artificial at that point?

>>49542207
My personal favorite is that hitler was a jewish pawn to provide an excuse to fake the holocaust to give the jews leverage to create isreal.

>>49524445
>Some widespread commodity you've been ensured won't end anytime soon and are generally encouraged to consume is actually fairly limited and running out.

Bananas. No really. They're all wildly vulnerable clones and the entire world supply of bananas is one mediocre bug away from just collapsing. Its a huge concern for certain parties because they've come to be in a lot of things.

>>49549882
Any randy Nanny Ogg story is something that could have happened at Bohemian Grove.

>>49524445
>Some widespread commodity you've been ensured won't end anytime soon and are generally encouraged to consume is actually fairly limited and running out.

Bees.

>>49554076
And feed entire nations in some tropical regions. There are places in Western Africa where bananas are pretty much the local equivalent of wheat/rice/potatoes.

>>49554251
Pretty sure it's plantains.

Timecube.

Good night sweet conspiracy thread, and may flights of black copters sing thee to thy rest in an unmarked government archive.

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>>49528169
aw man now i wanna read supergods again.

>when morrigan lugus' spore infests half the planet

>>49553750
Francis E. Dec said something like that.