>>49936414
What? How?

>>49936414
You could just watch the reading TBR did, or the movie that came out a little while ago. That said, damn, Chick's dead? Shame, Chick Tracts are pretty damn funny to read through.

>>49936414
Wow, really? Man, world's not gonna be the same without that sort of crazy running around.

>>49936414
Fuck you. He was one of the great comedians of our time.
F

>>49936564
Old age, apparently, Wikipedia says he died in his sleep.

>>49936414
you mean dark dungeons?

>>49936597
At least we still have Harold Penisman to show for it.

>>49936414
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>>49936414
TRUE STORY OF AN EX-VAMPIRE
What was this, a White Wolf employee?

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>>49936671
Hope none of you are thinking of having a Halloween-themed game session. That's basically sucking on Satan's teet

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>>49936414
NO, NOT JACK CHICK! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE!

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RIP Jack Chick

You'll be missed, you crazy bastard.

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Assuming it's true

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>>49936749
check wikipedia, it's true

>>49936671
It's this huckster right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdWRT-5H4Q

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>>49936868
Looks more like an ex-Santa

>>49936733
10/10

>>49936733
Which one of his is that a ref to?
I'm assuming its dnd one but I dont know it by heart so I cant tell.

>>49936969
Blackleaf probably.

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>>49936414
I FUCKING FOUND IT

>>49936915
>The term Priest was taken from (Biblical Reference) and is not in the Bible.

...either Jack was insane or he was making fun of Christians.

>>49937019
But it was taken from HEBREWS
That's the JEW part of the bible!
But oh he was pro-Israel

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>>49937019
HAW HAW HAW
Seriously no one laughs like that

>>49936969
>>49936996
bingo!

>>49937002
h4x0r!

>>49937019
He believed that the Roman Catholic Church literally controls the world and is the puppet of Satan.

>>49937116
Neocon Evangelist Christians usually are very fond of Israel.

Mostly because they believe that it's necessary for Israel to exist, the Dome of the Rock to be destroyed, and the Third Temple built in its place, for Jesus to return and bring about the end times (at which point any Jews who don't immediately repent and become Christian will go straight to Hell with all the other unbelievers). And partially because they really really hate Muslims..

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>>49937125
I need more of this in my life
40k Tracts? Why hasn't GW actually just put out one of those?

>>49936733
No, Anon! You didn't have to do that!

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>>49937201
Why can't we negotiate with the enemy?

It might be legit:
https://twitter.com/ChickPub/status/790604219376033792

And if it is verified, we need to sticky this for a day or two.

>>49937177
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>49937177
So does your average /his/ poster

>>49937157
Blacks do.

>>49937019

No, just Catholics.

Like most hardcore Baptists, Chick despised papists and saw them as lazy idiots dragged around by corrupt officials.

>>49937177
That is not a rare belief on /pol/.

I mean, have you seen the latest Pope?

Also, we're gonna need stronger evidence of Chick dying instead of wikipedia.

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>>49937452
https://twitter.com/ChickPub/status/790604219376033792

That's the official Twitter.

Dumping the Chick Tracts I have saved.

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>>49937433
>Blacks

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>>49937513
WHAT'S TO KEEP ME FROM BECOMING A GOD?!

>>49937433
No they don't

>>49936414
One of the few 10/10 trolls.

RIP, master baiter.

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>>49936414
>All Hallow's Eve or All Saint's Eve
>literally celebrated as the third most popular Christian religion ever
>Satanic
This man is quite retarded.

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>>49937634
And I'm out.

>>49937630
>religion
meant holiday.
All this retardation is making me retarded by mere exposure

>>49937630
Except All Saint's Day is a Catholic holiday, and in Jack Chick's world Catholics are LITERALLY Satanists.

>>49937630
>Saints
>Not Pagan Devil worship
Pick one you heathen.

Jack Chick died?! Who will I laugh at now? I have to feel bad for atleast the next few days now. It just wouldn't be nice to mock him right now.

...then again I think he was pretty vicious himself about saying people he didn't like were in hell when they died.

>>49937630
was :~-(

>>49936733
Underrated post

>>49936708
Friend is running something in Unknown Armies, some of my other friends are running some DND oneshot the same night.

>>49937710
They're still going to make new Chick Tracts. This is the guy in charge now. As you can see, he's just as crazy as Chick was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9zQ20BTSwQ

>>49937677
>>49937686
The way I see it, since all those Protestants and similar are still Nicene compliant, and all those bishops and the like can draw their priesthood back to catholocism in some way, wouldn't calling them Satanists also make you Satanists, which would mean that the only Non-Heathens are the non-Nicene religions which had and developed their own tradition apart from Nicaea and never accepted their rule as Christian doctrine?

Checkmate Chick. Oh, wait, you're dead. Nevermind.

>>49937630
I don't see what this retarded trick-or-treating has to do with celebrating saints or honoring my ancestors.
I think that's what he was talking about, not the original thing.

>>49936614
That's really sad. I had money on "two hookers and an 8-ball"

>>49937753
That's a relief.

>>49937873
>>49936733
Best posts in this thread

Wow, /co/ got a sticky for this and not /tg/? Get on the ball mods

>>49937513
(Gasp)

>>49938041
/co/ has no sticky you liar

>>49937873
Top fucking kek.

>>49937533
>I MADE A MISTAKE
>angel tossing him into the fire like dj jazzy jeff

>>49937544
>ywn troll so hard and so long you make a successful business out of it

>>49938093
see >>87198642

Anyone have the Thai Food pic?

The ultimate irony is he is better best known by gamers then modern fundies

>>49938144
or rather >>>/co/87198642

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>>49936414
>Jack Chick died yesterday

The planet just got a little lighter.

>>49936708
Real talk though, if you're so deep into Satanism that you've sacrificed and/or plan to sacrifice human beings, will a poorly drawn pamphlet change your mind?

>>49937873
I've always loved the emphasis on "you didn't HAVE to do that!" like it was obviously on the table, though.

"Marcie, no! That was just an OPTION!"

>>49938327
My sides!

>>49937513
He knows he's going to be killed for apostasy if he tells anyone about this, right?

>>49938218
>so deep

Even amateur satanists and papists do human sacrifaces*, anon.

*Romans 1:18

>>49936708
>Satanic human sacrifices are a slap in God's face.
Jesus, fucking Christians won't let anyone have ANY fun

>>49938423
Sacrifaces?
Is this the art of sacrificing your face? Or making sacred faces like Jesus' for paintings and shit?

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>>49936414
>Jack Chick died
>pic related

>>49936414
Which is the best tract and why is it The Last Generation?

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>>49936614

I cast a curse on him with my d20!!

>>49938327
>Player's Option: Fucking Kill Yourself
2E, man.

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F for Chick, Marcie and Black Leaf.

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Apparently, Jack Chick was pretty familiar with the AD&D Monster Manual, as shown by his plagarism of the Cat Lord and Astral Deva.

Found this on an archived thread, not sure which tracts these panels are taken from.

>>49938855
Keep your enemies closer and all that.

>>49938855
Well, to his mind it was a literal catalogue of devils, wasn't it? So it's not strange that he'd take depictions of his various satans and hobgoblins out of it, he thought it was the goddamn CIA Factbook of Hell.

You guys laugh at this stuff. I was a kid in the late 70s through mid-80s. I saw actual organized church events to burn D&D books and melt down miniatures. I had a friend almost get kicked out of catholic school for having books and dice in his backpack. His family had to get together a hefty "donation" to keep him enrolled and allowed to attend church. I saw protests outside book, hobby and game stores till the stores took the D&D stuff off the shelves and sold it from behind the counter to people over 18 with IDs. It seems crazy as hell now but back then churches had people all scared and riled up over D&D. I didn't live in the bible belt either......30 miles outside of Philadelphia in the burbs.

>>49936597

If it's any consolation, there are plenty of fundamentalist nutters here in the South. Jack was hardly unique. Unfortunately.

>>49938956
>>49938877
Those are plausible theories, I can think of two more.
1. He had done illustration for D&D or some other fantasy game, and wanted revenge for some slight, perhaps even a sincere belief that he had been doing the devils work.

2. He thought that using the same imagery would taint the D&D product, make it seem more authentically satanic. In this theory his use of the images was insincere, to make the product seem more dangerous than it is.

>>49937786
you, i like you.

>>49936851
>>49936915
>The Vatican is diabolically evil.

These are the only sane and true chick tracts.

>>49937533
>Hi there.
>Plop

My sides

>>49936733
He's dead, anon. Now you have to leave 4chan forever!

>>49939961
I mean, they are, just not for the reasons that Jack asserts.

They're evil for the same reason Jack was evil. They try to manipulate people's morality away from just being good to your fellow man, into whatever they believe is right without any putting any thought into WHY it might be right beyond simply 'my book says so'.
That and also because they justify doing whatever they want, because they think of themselves as the good guy, so anything they have to do that might be questionable is fine because it's just for the greater good in the end.

>>49937677
Really it started out as this really obscure holiday were people would pray for the souls of those who have passed on, but at the turn of the century a lot of kids used the holiday as an excuse to cause mischief and mayhem. So this one woman in Midwest america, who was tired of having her garden smashed to bits every October 31st, so she organized this big parade through town where the kids would dress up, parade through the streets as households along the route passed-out sweets. It worked like a charm, the kids were all too busy getting free treats to go cause mischief and soon other towns began to host similar events in their towns and next thing you know BOOM! a major holiday was born.

Aside from the general macabre theme of the holiday, there really is little-to-no religious significance to the Holiday, don't know why people keep thinking that it does...

>>49940043
He didn't even have time to say "Get in the fucking bag."

>>49940134

Yeah, fucking Catholics. I can't believe the pope would just go around washing people's feet and stuff. Who does he think he is? He is the true harbinger of evil. Yeah, very evil. The incarnation of it.

ISIS? Intelligence agencies? Communists? Misguided. Pope? Evil. So fuck evil, man. I wish he'd just watch some amazingatheist, it would take maybe 5 minutes for him to realize he has been Lawful Evil this entire time. Truly the worst man on earth and sociopaths have nothing on him.

Behold, some of the few tracts that even Chick thought went too far, and that were recalled.

"Lisa" tells the story of a lazy porn addict of a father who rapes his daughter with the aid of his neighbor, then gets his soul saved by Jesus. It's a pretty evil story even by Chick standards.

http://www.boolean-union.com/Chick/Lisa/Lisa.htm

In "Wounded Children", little David is turned gay (by Satan) after he reads pornography at a young age. Was this perhaps recalled because the gays were too hot? I have no idea.

http://enterthejabberwock.com/2007/05/chick-dissection-wounded-children/

>>49937654
>Captain Phallus, New Age Healer Extraordinaire

>>49940272
Thanks for that colorful strawman. Very seasonal.

The current pope is great, he's a credit to his faith and I wish more people were like him. The previous one? Telling people in Africa who he knew would listen to him not to use condoms because it wasn't an effective protection against AIDS?

That guy was evil. He was knowingly responsible for people dying when he could've stopped it. As evil as actual murderers who do the deed themselves? Probably not. I wouldn't put him on the same scale as ISIS or North Korea or Nazis. But he wasn't a good dude.

I could go on. I'm not going to.

>>49940355
>Was this perhaps recalled because the gays were too hot? I have no idea.
It was recalled because it was based on a true story (the "David" character became a fundie priest), hence all the accurate homo detail, but before it was published the guy killed himself due to gay angst. That kinda spiked the effecticveness of the message.

>>49940272
In Jack Chick's world, Muslims, Communists, Nazis, and even the famously anti-Catholic KKK were all secret Catholics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n29gQ78jGtM

Sorry for the shitty video. I'd link directly to the tract itself but the Chick website is bogged down with traffic for obvious reasons.

>>49940151
No one cares!

>>49940885
>I don't care!

FTFY

>>49940151
BECAUSE IT'S USING ALL THESE TRAPPINGS OF THINGS THE BIBLE SAYS ARE BAD

LIKE WITCHES, AND DEVILS, AND POWER RANGERS

>>49940986
>POWER RANGERS
Are there any Chick Tracts about power rangers? Or sentai? I really hope so.

>>49941045
nah, even chick knew not to make enemies he couldn't win against

>>49940151
Read a wikipedia page or something. Educate yourself. This is 100% wrong.

>>49939123

He wrote and illustrated (and took credit for a better artist whose name escapes me) over 100 "tracts" he was a fundy zealot not a jilted RPG artist.

>>49937490
>>49937513
thank you for this

>>49938754
5e brought it back, but it's not the same
>once daily: kys

>>49940355
What the fuck am I reading?

>>49940416
Evil? No. Selfish and shortsighted? Yes.

You could probably have a philosophical debate of what is or isn't truly evil, but the previous popes' greatest crimes are an unwillingness to admit fault, be it with themselves or their doctrine.

>>49940655
>It was recalled because it was based on a true story (the "David" character became a fundie priest), hence all the accurate homo detail, but before it was published the guy killed himself due to gay angst. That kinda spiked the effecticveness of the message.
Same for the father then?

>>49939001

Fucking A. I'm not quite a gray beard being 38 but I remember they anti D&D hysteria. We can look back and laugh now only because we won.

>>49937513
OK I know nobody cares, but
This guy read the Koran? He ACTUALLY read the Koran? He's quoting it, and from the like tiny bit of it I read for Arabic class, he looks like he's even quoting the right part.

I've got to say, it really puts into perspective how one-of-a-kind he really was. How many people actually go through the trouble of learning everything they can about the things they hate?

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>>49939001
See this must be crazy
I lived in the bible belt. I started about 50 miles outside Atlanta, and then moved into Atlanta
Honest to god I NEVER ever saw this kind of stuff

I do have one possibility though: was your neighborhood black? In Atlanta I lived in a black neighborhood through the 80s, and everyone talked about how crazy the white preachers were (we went to a mixed-race church because it was close). Maybe this was just a "white people" thing that I missed?

>>49939961
FILTHY
DUMB
PRODDY
SCUM

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>>49941402
>How many people bother to actually read up on something before talking about it?
I'm not going to call Jack Chick a rational man, but reading up on what you hate -or rather reading up on something before deciding whether or not you hate it- is the rational thing to do. Anything else is simple prejudice ie. judging prior to knowledge of the facts.

>>49937490
I like how he managed to get a dig in at the Masons there, just as he was going on about the Caesars

There really are some weird conspiracies in Jack Chick world if MASONS are devil worshipping

>>49941510
>Anything else is simple prejudice ie. judging prior to knowledge of the facts.
I do this all the time on /v/

>>49937580
Just wanted to point out that like most Chick Tracts that focus on scientific issues, "Big Daddy" has been altered several times over the years. I have hardcopies of this tract where the professor only has three basic concepts of evolution on the chalkboard. The stuff about whale dicks was also recently added. In the past, it was about a living sea creature that supposedly was tested by scientists to be 14,000 years old, thus proving that scientific methods of dating objects were fraudulent.

Humorously, they never amended the part about protons and electrons.

>>49938041
>Wow, /co/ got a sticky for this and not /tg/? Get on the ball mods
Why would you expect the mod on /tg/ to know anything about /tg/ culture?

>>49936851
Makes me wonder what his opinion of Francis I was.

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>>49941553
>/v/ermin

>>49941564
I'd love an anthology of how these tracts got changed

Did they get new information and have to amend it (sounds likely with the whale dicks). Did they think it wasn't persuasive enough? Did they just realize it was fucking stupid as-is and tried to touch it up around the corners instead of accepting that?

>>49937200
Now I understand why my roommate in college referred to evangelicals as Death Cult Christians. That's really fucked up...

>>49937580
>gluons are made up dreams!
I'm just going to write this next time I'm too tired to do my physics homework

>>49937580
>Now the Hit #1 Movie GOD'S NOT DEAD

>>49941290
More like
>kys. Once you kys, you must finish a short or long rest before you can kys again.

>>49941697
>>49941697
>Death Cult Christians
S2 T3, Furious charge, Divine Intervention
When a unit of DCCs is wiped out, the CIA performs a drone strike on every unit on the field in retaliation

>>49936597
At least we ztill have sithrak tracts

>>49936414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

I'd be lying to say I won't miss him, though. I hope the Lord overlooks your sins Mr. Chick, since I guess you were trying to do the right thing?

>>49936851
Well hes not entirely wrong there vatican is a religious force.

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>>49941636
>Did they get new information and have to amend it
This

>Did they just realize it was fucking stupid as-is and tried to touch it up around the corners instead of accepting that?
but mostly this. A lot of the revisions came after the editors realized that the shit they were trying to push was completely unbelievable to anyone who had even a layman's grasp of science knowledge.

Pic related are some of the pages from my version ca. 2001.

>>49941440

I'm White. I grew up in a predominantly white area. Mostly Catholic, Protestant and a few other flavors of Christianity. At the time black people weren't allowed out on the street after dark in the town I grew up in. If they were then they had a police escort till they went to a residence or left town. IIRC, we only had about a half dozen black residents on the "bad" low rent 3 blocks of town by the river.

>>49941772
>philosophy is science
getaloadofthisguy.cam

>>49941845
Dark Dungeons is like that, too.
C.S. Lewis and Tolkien were referred to as Satanic authors in the very first version of the track, until people pointed out they were pretty Christian; especially Lewis.

And aren't ALL the tracks with black protagonists completely redrawn to make them look less like they were commissioned by the Klan?

>>49941845
Saved
This is like archeology man. All the chick tracts should be put in one place and designated a cultural heritage sote

>>49941879
It's essentially the same "Bold Christian stands up to Evil Modernists" story. The story is always that a Christian student calls out a professor for teaching something not supported by the student's church and verbally breaks down how the professor is a fool.

>>49941895
>And aren't ALL the tracks with black protagonists completely redrawn to make them look less like they were commissioned by the Klan?
Yup. There have been lots of modernizations over the years.

In the original tract of Dark Dungeons, Marcie was wearing a dress when she hangs herself.

>>49941895
>And aren't ALL the tracks with black protagonists completely redrawn to make them look less like they were commissioned by the Klan?
Shame, because reading this thread, these blacks LOOK (if not act) realistically. Like I could believe Jack knew a couple of black folk and had their pictures as references

>>49941440
I currently live in Texas and have lived al over. By far the most racist place I have lived was any area in the midwest.

>>49941931
>It's essentially the same "Bold Christian stands up to Evil Modernists" story. The story is always that a Christian student calls out a professor for teaching something not supported by the student's church and verbally breaks down how the professor is a fool.
Is the copypasta with the Marine and the Professor from a chick tract too?
>lemme see if I can find it

>>49941958
Well in Atlanta in the 80s it was hard to be racists because the blacks outnumbered you 2:1, and once schools were integrated you had more black kids to make friends with than white kids

>>49937565
Is that fucking Lemont from Sanford and Son?

>>49941931
Except the entire movie wasn't about proving the existence of God to an atheist, it is a series comical strawmans and ends with the professor converting to Christianity while dying from the wounds he got from a car crash.

It's one of the best bad movies in a long time, like Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.

>>49939001
My nigga, I grew up in Tennessee in the 90s; replace D&D with Pokemon and I've got the same stories to tell.

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>>49942039
>Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

>>49942075
I've yet to see another Christian that I know agree with Saving Christmas.

Unfortunately, I'm sure I'll be seeing merch for his new movie soon enough.

The new movie is fucking set in the same world as War Room, because Ms. Clara shows up in character to deliver her same ending speech from War Room at one point

>>49942103
I dunno what depresses me more, the fact that these types of movies continue to be made, or that I know exactly what you're talking about.

>>49942075
>>49942103
I've never seen it
worth a MSTing with friends?

>>49942137
Yes. Same with War Room.

>>49942137
Here's the trailer. You tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqG1Hafyhhk

Note that the main character's name is literally Christian White.

On the topic of vaguely christian movies, has anyone seen Good Friday (2015)? I helped work on it (Mostly as a driver for a weekend, by god the LIE traffic nearly ruined my right leg)

I've not actually SEEN it though. The actor playing the morally ambiguous black billionaire was a pretty nice guy.

>>49942137
Saving Christmas?
Yes. Especially with Battle Santa.

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>>49941965
I vastly prefer the ClickHole version:

>A college professor was addressing his history class. He began his lecture by saying, “Let’s get one thing straight: God is not real; the only God is Obama and the powerful female clitoris.” One student raised his hand and stood up and said, “Sir, I’m sorry to interrupt, but where I come from we don’t talk bad about God, because he’s our best friend.” The professor then said, “What are you, an idiot? Shut up, idiot. This is college and we hate Christ. Who do you think you are, Christian?” The student responded by picking up his bag, putting on his cowboy hat and punching the teacher in the face. “My name is Sgt. Johnathan Gunderson. And your plan won’t work, Goltar.” Because when the sergeant punched the professor, he punched the mask off of his face, revealing the praying mantis head underneath. “You’ve figured out my evil plan this time, Sgt. Gunderson. But as long as there are aborted fetuses for me to feast upon, I will always be stronger than America!” He then flew away to his lair. Share this status if you want to save America and end abortion.

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>>49941931
>The story is always that a Christian student calls out a professor for teaching something not supported by the student's church and verbally breaks down how the professor is a fool.
I always love this. It's always some bullshit where the professor is presented a bunch of strawmen arguments and faulty reasoning along with blatant misunderstanding of a concept from a student and then just goes full Phoenix Wright-style meltdown when he's "proven" wrong.

I'm not even atheist, but shit's just ridiculous.

>>49941950
>that black gramma whose grandson converts to Islam in prison
The only unbelievable part of that tract was when she took no for an answer.

>>49942385
There's so much to love in this
>God is not real; the only God is Obama
Brilliant
>the powerful female clitoris
There's a male clitoris?
>One student raised his hand and stood up
Who stands up in class to ask a question? Who starts talking before being called on?
>picking up his bag, putting on his cowboy hat and punching the teacher in the face
The bag was superfluous
> Goltar
Funny name

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>>49936414
Mandatory post

>>49940151
>but at the turn of the century a lot of kids used the holiday as an excuse to cause mischief and mayhem.
Just a reminder: the turn of the century happened a decade and a half ago. You're getting old and your references are becoming dated. It's really going to be weird when we can no longer refer to the 1920's as "the twenties".

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>>49942389
Neighbor washing his car is my favorite part of that one

>>49939001
My friend's religious parents literally burned his D&D books in the fireplace. So he and his brother just made up freeform shit to play. Today he's a gender-queer pagan, so maybe D&D did put him on the path to wickedness.

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This is a weird feeling; Jack Chick dies and now I want to get a chick tract omnibus as posterity or something.

RIP in peace Chick.

>>49942464
>Dark Heresy
>Call of Cthulhu
>Vampire the Requiem
Holy shit I thought gaming-hate died in the 90s

Rest in peace Jack.

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>>49942464
>Call of Cthulhu (a dark muslim god)

>>49942578
Cthulhu akbar

>>49942532

More like his insane parents fucked him up. I had friends from ultra religious churches and most of them ended up with bad drug problems. I had one buddy whose parents made him go to their church to have hands laid on him by the congregation while they prayed away his demons while he lived under their roof. He was a drunk, a coke head and he had sex. Nobody asked questions like why he got beaten weekly even if he did nothing wrong because "Spare the rod, spoil the child" or that his parents believed boys didn't need heat in the winter so he and his brother had to steal extra blankets and huddle under them together to stay warm and not freeze to death in the winter. Thats just the shit he'd admit happened.

>>49942578
There's a theory that Lovecraft named Cthulhu after the Arabic word "Khadhulan" ("deserter") which is used to described Satan in the Quran.

Even if that's true, though, the fact that it's describing Satan would suggest Muslims are not fond of Mr. Cthulhu.

>>49942747
But playing CoC means you begin to worship Cthulhu.

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>tfw actually you remember seeing a few of Chick's tamer tracts on a rack in your church one time

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>>49942464
>Alakthulhu Akbar!

>>49942747
Those types of Christians genuinely believe that everyone else worships Satan (including Atheists sometimes)

>>49941936
...is this relevant? Does Chick just draw a girl's cunt hanging out or something?

>>49942791
Can confirm, since I've already seen this in good ol' murica

>>49942763
>But playing CoC means you begin to worship Cthulhu.
isn't the goal of CoC PC's to stop Cthulhu and ruin his plans? and usually fail miserably but that is beside the point I thought opposing a malevolent entity was the OPPOSITE of worshiping them?

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>>49936414
What would Jack Chick think of Sister Miriam?

>>49942895
Yes but Jack Chick thinks Muslims are polytheists who worship Cthulhu so really what are you expecting from his website

>>49942895
By acknowledging Cthulhu's power in a game, you intrinsically place him higher in your heart than God and Jesus

By playing CoC you declare Cthulhu's power to the world

>>49942831
He changed it to pants because it was no longer "100% halal" for girls to wear pants after a while.

>>49936589
>the movie that came out a little while ago
Dark dungeons? it's clearly a parody, it even references mazes and monsters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=subQrEPKytA

Also classic spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVg8o8BxNQM

and skullduggery for bonus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOiK2mGzAAk

Good times

>>49942942
>By acknowledging Cthulhu's power in a game,
While simultaneously acknowledging that Cthulhu's a fictional character? Even 4th century missionaries would be rolling their eyes to that kind of reasoning.

You know you need to dial it down when you get more fanatical than priests of the actual Dark Ages!

>>49942953
haram. the word you're looking for is haram. halal means it's acceptable.

>>49942942
That's the same as saying that, if you acknowledge Satan's power over men's hearts, you worship Satan.

>>49943035
Thankies, breh.

>>49943056
>>49943018
In their defense, they think the Necronomicon is a real book written by a Muslim in the 16th century.

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>>49942427
>There's a male clitoris?
Yeah, the penis. Don't you even into futa doujins?

>Who stands up in class to ask a question?
People who were taught proper etiquette.

>Who starts talking before being called on?
People who were not taught proper etiquette.

>>49936708
>not doing a dungeon crawl full of spooky scary dootdoots
Why even play?

>>49941402
Jack Chick surely read about the topics he drew about, but he always came out of his reading with exactly the same opinions that he had to begin with. He started with complete conviction that Muslims are pagans, sought out material that supported his view, and read that extensively. This is explicitly blatant in the tracts about evolution and science. Chick didn't actually understand Muslim theology, evolution or many other topics, he was just very good at finding reasons to enforce his pre-existing notions.
He never read a about Islam, he read about why Islam's wrong.

He also has a bit of a Messiah complex, in that the point of these tracts are to show people the light, and give them eternal salvation. If he had to read a book on why Islam's wrong to save Muslims, he would do that. Or, that's the intention, I think. The reality of it is a bit less noble, and he comes across as severely petty at times. Like how everyone who won't listen to his main characters and convert just don't end up in hell in the end, they also die within a year or so.

>>49943072
>In their defense, they think the Necronomicon is a real book
so their fanatical AND rock-stupid?

>>49943076
>standing up to ask a question at university
>proper etiquette
What shit country do you come from?

>>49943056
Satan has no power over men's hearts save what men themselves give him by ignoring the light of Jesus.

>>49936414
he was a fear monger and a joke

>>49943111
Be fair, I'm sure some neckbeards have tried to put together a "real" one for shits and giggles. I remember the cringiest people from oWoD were the ones putting together a "real" book of Nod.

>>49943126
Probably the 15th century

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>>49943126
The kind of country where we don't where hats indoors.

Unless it's religiously required, but still fuck you for wearing a hat indoors.

What is his "best" tract?

>>49943175
Fuck you I'll wear my 10 gallon hat anywhere I like

>>49940416
>The current pope is great
...eh, I wouldn't go that far.
Try something more like "He's the least awful pope in ages."

>>49943197
>Fuck you I'll wear my 10 gallon hat anywhere I like
-And that's why America is a democracy; because culturally we don't respect authority enough to get anything else to work.

>>49943181
My favorite has always been and will always be Dark Dungeons.

>>49943252
>He's the least awful pope in ages
11 years counts as "ages"?

>>49943162
There have been several "Necromonicons", I think the most famous was just a compilation of Lovecraft's short stories.

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>>49943181
>What is his "best" tract?
I'm partial to this one

https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

>>49939001
To be fair, we don't call everything between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh "Pennsyltucky" for no reason.

>>49943303
>was just a compilation of Lovecraft's short stories.
true, that does exist (even own a copy) still hardly the literal Necronomicon written by the mad Arab from the stories, which apparently some fundies believe is a literal thing.
Leads me to think that at least some fundies are mentally incapable of understanding the concept of 'fiction'

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>>49943338
>I'll give you 500 bucks to play for me
>just me
How do you not think "this many will steal my organs"

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>>49943457
Lew Siffer...
You'd be laughed off fanfiction.net for that one

>>49936414
/co/mrade here, Streaming the dark dungeon movie if you all want to see why your going to hell.

insanenoodlyguy @ livestream

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>>49943494
And who gets "into" vampirism?

>>49937002
Some glorious bastards made a half hour movie of this one.

>>49943539
Stream starting.

>>49943542
Blood play?

>>49943542
I started making a parody of this, but never finished the last four pages.

>>49943443
as an anon who owns a few legit grimoires and had an interest in occultism, I can tell you that out of hte few attempts at creating a "legit" necronomicon, no one came out right (one was okay, but sadly the things is only 20 pages long or so, so I haven't bothered

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>got a pal who grew up/escaped from crazy religious nuts like him
>the fucking stories she could tell
>they read chick tracts at her church
>they gathered for tabletop/tcg/book burning bonfires regularly

where's his grave? i gotta find my dancin' shoes.

>>49943692
Go with a full bladder too.

>>49938041
>sticky for meme comics writer
Fuck off, /co/

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>>49943181
This one. Also the one with the metal band.

>>49943264
But America is a republic not a democracy.

>>49943558
Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qc9JiIiOSQ

>>49943539

>>49937002
wtf, no reflex save followed by a fortitude save?
what a shitty dm

>>49937654
This one might just be my favourite.

I would play the bejesus out of an RPG set in Chick-Rapture world.

>>49943734
>The writer of THE funny anti-D&D comic isn't /tg/ related
Fuck off, board police.

>>49936414
Good riddance, he'll contribute more to society as compost than he did as... whatever the fuck he did.

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>>49941936
Courtesy of the nerds on /co/

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>>49943542
Is he reading a Chick Tract or a flyer about remembering to vote?

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>>49943759
>sec fired for killing the mime.png

>>49943759
>...Anonymous
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>>>49943181 #
>This one. Also the one with the metal band.
>>>49943264 #
>But America is a republic not a democracy.
Don't tell Americans that, it hurts their heads.
These are the same people who have no idea what socialism is but believe it's pure evil, remember.

>>49943877
wow, I don't even know what happened there.

Phoneposting leads to some pretty wacky outcomes sometimes.

>>49936708
What if we had had Christian sacrifices, like goats or our firstborn son?

>>49943780
I'm actually considering running a one shot RPG where the players are all "good Christians" in Chick-world and they have to Save the goodly people of their town from evil influences like the Muslim god Cthulhu, Lew Siffer, and other jack chick delusions, using the power of Jesus (and chick tracts) as their weapons.

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>>49943877
>But America is a republic not a democracy.
>Don't tell Americans that, it hurts their heads.
see pic...

>>49943960
Don't forget the horrors of Free-masonry, the UN and environmentalism!

>>49943960
wow, after reading (or trying to read) a few chick tracts my mind went in a totally different direction...

Run a campaign where are nerds ordained by God via a message from the angles, to go forth and stop stop 'Not-Chick' from tricking a bunch of fundies into damning themselves, (picking nerds because they are more qualified to see his bullshit for what it is, as well as being the least likely to get freaked out by the existence of the supernatural). They are given a boost of power from above so they can combat the infernal demagogue, and his gullible minions.

>>49938400
Yeah... that's why the guy comments on it, anon. And the guy converting him.

>>49944082
I just think it'd be more hilarious to play into the idea that chick is right and his world as presented in his comics is all truth.

>>49943676
How do you even prove the legitimacy of a grimoire? Not being sarcastic, I'm interested in your collection and how one even finds old books like that in this age.

>>49944104
There was a TTRPG podcast (I think it was Role Playing Public Radio) that did a Delta Green scenario where people were being transported to worlds where reality was shaped by belief, and one of the people was a redneck conspiracy theorist who's personal reality was basically the Chickverse.

>>49944157
You don't. It's all made up fluffybunny fairytale bullshit to make wiccans feel better about themselves and not like a bunch of angsty teens rebelling against Christian dominated western culture.

>>49937177
>the Roman Catholic Church literally controls the world
Man, we wouldn't pretend we didn't if we did. The Papal States were a thing.

Am I blind or did nobody post the full DnD comic ITT?

>>49937779
I think it's a mutation from people going through the town dressed as monsters to scare off demons or something to that effect.

>>49944196
Yeah, it's no secret that the Catholic Church is pissed that they DONT control the world and are desperate to return to the good ol days of Papal States and holy roman empires.

>>49941958
Agreed. Most southern racism is lazy, they might even be telling the truth about having black friends. Comparing the Midwest to /pol/ is not accurate because /pol/ is correct more often than most people want to admit, these crackahs be tripping here.

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I forget which tract this is from

>>49942791
There's a dude like this who shows up on /pol/ some times, it used to be almost guaranteed to derail the thread.

>>49944182
It's too easy to just say the Chickverse is wrong and Chick is the bad guy or those who believe it are delusional or whatever. We all know it's silly, we already make fun of how silly it is, we always talk about how it's wrong and crazy, everyone knows it.

Playing the Chickverse straight, with the PCs playing the role of the character who introduces the troubled protagonists to the light of Jesus, THATS the challenge, that's taking everyone out of their comfort zone. That, I think, is way more interesting than the tired "stop the crazy evangelicals!" Rout.

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>>49936414
> Celebrate
Sorry m8, I'm trying to cut down on my edge intake

>>49942921
Am I the only one who found the Believer's religious flavor to be incredibly bland?

>>49943252
He's alright. He could be better on some stuff but the media makes him seem worse than he is.

>>49937580
I worked in the parks last summer and actually found this one sitting in the grass

RIP old man Jack. You were sort of brilliant in your own way.

>>49936414
F
May this glorious crazy bastard rest in peace. He made all of us smile.

>>49944265
Well, I'm personally happy enough we don't have direct political power. People forget that a big part of the separation of Church and State is keeping politics out of religion.

>>49943734
The real sad thing is Steve Dillon didn't get one until Jack Chick did.

>>49944484
What does this F meme stem from?

>>49944522
A video game where you literally press F to pay your respects to a dead guy

I don't know the game.

>>49944522
"Press f to pay respects"

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>>49944522
Call of duty

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>>49937634
>Catholic Germany

I thought Hitler was against Catholism?

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>>49937786
>hookers
Everyone knows that Jack was into boys. Just look how much work he put into drawing two dudes kissing. Everything else? Just simple, cartoony style. Two guys getting it on? Full page spread and full detail.

>>49943286
Less than 8 years, and Benedict XVI wasn't that bad either. He was rather interesting in that he was both fully cognizant and accepting of the fact that he was never going to be a big deal Pope.

And he's right, history will remember him as a footnote between Big Popes notable mainly for being Pope Emeritus.

>>49944576
What happens if you don't press F?

>>49944621
He dedicated the first volume of Mein Kampf to the All-Powerful Creator.

>>49944654
You can't continue the game. It will wait for you to press it.

>>49944621
Shut up and go to die for Israel, you antisemite!

>>49944663
He also send catholic priests into concentration camps. Believing in some kind of creator =/= catholic.

>>49936749
>Hey Jack, whose ass did you cum in last night?

>>49943252
I dunno, John Paul II seemed pretty alright.

>>49944744
Saint John Paul II is canonically pretty alright.

>>49941904
>All the chick tracts should be put in one place
jackchick.com?

>>49944621
According to Jack Chick, everything bad in history is because of Catholics. The Nazis were Catholics. The Soviets were Catholics. All the Muslims are Catholics. The famously anti-Catholic Ku Klux Klan are Catholics. Catholics caused both World Wars and the Great Depression, and Catholics even killed Abraham Lincoln.

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING Jack Chick hated more than Catholics.

>>49944817
He said ALL the tracts.

The ones on chick.com are just the ones they deem acceptable to show to the public. There have been many that were recalled for being too out-there.

>>49944866
That's straight up fucking scary when you consider the content of the "acceptable" ones, including the one that says you can get away with child molestation if you say sorry to Jesus.

>>49936708
Dude looks so blasé about these human sacrifices

>>49943776
That's old school D&D for you

>>49941822
At the end of the day he was truly faithful to God, and that's all God asks us for.

>>49944817
I assume you mean chick.com. That's as good as it's going to get, but it's still not perfect for a number of reasons.

For starters, Chick's death has caused the site to get so much traffic that it's been either down or slow as hell all day.

Also, Chick Tracts are periodically edited when something causes them to be dated, like the tract that said World War III would come shortly after 1972. Then 1992. I think the year might have been removed entirely now. Sometimes whole tracts are retired for being too dated, like "Kiss India Goodbye," a tract from the 70s about how the Soviets are going to take over India and ban Jesus forever so you'd better give the Indians Chick Tracts while you still can.

And then there are the tracts that were required for being fucked up even by Chick's standards, like Lisa (in which it's OK that a father rapes his underage daughter because he found Jesus) and Wounded Children (in which homosexuals are literally possessed by demons).

>>49944919
Should have at least got a PPDM save.

>>49943973
I'm american and I wish more Americans knew about it being a republic too

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>>49944973
Greyhawk was a decent setting. Too bad there's literally no good writing or literature set in it.

>>49937580
Wow, I never actually had noiced the part about gluons
I usually stopped reading before this point

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>>49944973
Man, in some sense I don't get this mentality. Probably because I've never seen D&D as being like something like Only War, where you keep three backup character sheets in case your character dies.

It feels like what he's describing works best on a dungeon by dungeon basis, not as part of a larger campaign. Was D&D just different when Gygax conceived the idea, or have we become namby-pampy story-obsessed idiots?

>>49944989
When I think about it, Dragon's Dogma is basically "Greyhawk with Tome of Battle classes"

>>49945053
He's specifying that that exact single dungeon is the thing he's talking about. On a longer basis, he wasn't like that. For a single-dungeon minicampaign, he killed the PCs as much as he could, of course.

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>>49945022
My version doesn't even have them

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>>49945053
From the pic:
>"It really makes me laugh when people who haven't the least inkling of how I GM make sweeping statements about how I do this or that. The only way I play against PCs as the DM is in con games where the object is to kill the characters.

>>49945053
DnD was built off a system we would recognize as having more in common with WFB or 40k (back when an army was 10 marines in a Rhino). Taking its roots from wargaming then, the original conception was that players played as individual models in a wargame, facing off against ever increasing threats from a GM. Roll-playing was never something Gary really cared about, and story was nothing more than your average narrative campaign in 40k: "oh this guy survived, let's roll a dice and see if he gets anything good to continue his adventure with"

>>49945099
>>49945126
So what about in that next paragraph, where he's talking about 3E players? When he says adventures, is it just weird wording giving me the wrong idea? Because I think of an adventure being at least a short campaign.

>>49945113
I cannot read this shit, it's physically painful.

>>49945183
Yeah, that's pretty harsh.

>>49945053
>Was D&D just different when Gygax conceived the idea, or have we become namby-pampy story-obsessed idiots?
I'm not very familiar with early D&D, so I might be wrong, but my impression is that in Gygax's times D&D concerned itself with dungeon crawling and only dungeon crawling, while modern tabletop games tend to be larger in scope (forests, towns, political intrigue, BBEG out to destroy the world, etc).

>>49942791
If the devil showed up right now with my perfect woman and infinite money, I'd tell him to go fuck himself just for the fucking novelty.
I've never understood the deal with devil/satan worship, if you're not willing to worship the asshole that offers you eternal happiness for as low as being a hipocrite and saying you repent at the end of your life, why worship the asshole who doesn't offer shit but smoke and mirrors?

>>49944331
>Satan has a birthday
BETCHA WISH WE HAD ABORTIONS THEN DONTCHA

>>49945333
SPOILER
His birthday is December 24th, and he's always hated Jesus because their parents made them share a birthday

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>>49945113
>reproduction doesn't exist

>>49945274
The wilderness was always a big thing in old D&D, as an additional layer of challenge before you hit the tougher dungeons.

>>49943375

30 miles west of Philly in the 70s and 80s wasn't the sticks. I lived in one of the highest rated school districts in the state at that time. The high school had its own cable tv station and channel. It was suburbia. Major mall right on route 202. General Electric had a big presence at the time, their aerospace division. Pharmaceutical companies were starting to look for property in the area and open offices. There was an equal mix of blue and white collar families. Middle class to upper middle class for that time...not what passes for middle class now.

>>49944630

That pic look like a Bernie Sanders rally

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>>49944840
Which is weird, right? Logically I'd have thought the religions he'd hate most would be the ones most different from whatever branch of Protestantism he practiced; obscure, eastern, polytheistic faiths and such, or else atheism. Not Catholicism, which is basically the exact same faith but with Latin and fancier hats.

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Holy shit, I can't believe the amount of uninformed retardery here. Literally all you guys would have to do to educate yourselves is swing over to OSR general.

>>49945053
>have we become namby-pampy story-obsessed idiots?
Yes

>>49945145
>>49945183
>>49945274
The idea of playing as the miniatures in chainmail was short lived. It really didn't take that long for D&D to mature to something playable, and the B/X D&D rules are still very good (with the exception of AC). Really, the idea that Gygax didn't understand the appeal of heroism, and that he only ran gritty, low fantasy shit can be disproved by a cursory look at anything from AD&D, which in some ways is arguably more over the top than 3e.

>>49945064
Good point anon. Congrats, you win the image under the spoiler. Nobody else click it, OK? It ust for anon.

>>49944866
Any links to/info on the wackier ones?

>>49944989
>Too bad there's literally no good writing or literature set in it.
Gygax wrote several Gord the Rogue novels.
>good
Oh, ah.

>>49945465
Glorious.

>>49937002
Save or die? Harsh.

>>49945480
>Not Catholicism, which is basically the exact same faith but with Latin and fancier hats.
Can't trust those fuckers, too fancy hats.

>>49937235
>spell of light?

Who let Sailor Moon in?

>>49945480
>basically the exact same faith but with Latin and fancier hats
Not really. Protestantism is basically judaism + Jesus. Catholicism is neoplatonism + various pagan thoughts + Jesus. The conflict arises when catholics see western tradition as part of their dogma when protestants want to replace it fully with the bible. Or to put it simpler: catholics see themselves as christianised romans, protestants as direct spiritial (and sometimes phisical) descendants of hebrews. This is one of the reasons why Chick was so pro-israel.

>>49945666
But... they both have massive Jesus-boners, right? They both worship the same god and such? Would I be correct in saying that, relative to other religions, they're more similar than they are different?

>>49945720
Not exacly. People who have completly different religion and gods are basicly just wrong. They are seen as ignorant and uninformed. When you worship the same god but do it "wrong" you are a heretic. This is why jews while persecuted were allowed to not worship Jesus while heretics burned on stakes. Muslims do it the same way: pagans get enslaved, heretics killed on the spot.

>no one has posted the Dark Dungeons tract.

/tg/, please. A man has died.

>>49945666
Can we take a moment to appreciate your trips?

>>49945789
Dark Dungeons are forever in our hearts. Every word etched into our minds and souls. We don't need to post it, it is posted in our very beings.

>>49945785
>you're not doing it! that's bad
>you're doing it wrong! UNFORGIVABRU

>>49945785
Oh, I get it; so people who believe in a completely different religion are like people who go outside and play sports and stuff, but people who worship the same god but in a different way are like people who play Age of Sigmar; they're doing it wrong and need to be stopped.

>>49945804
>Dark Dungeons are forever in our hearts.
Isn't your heart... the REAL dark dungeon?

>>49945815
And there is also the fact that catholics and protestants both have a boner for Jesus but that where those shared boners end. Catholics have also a boner for saints, Mary, classical literature, art, traditions and architecture. And of course pagan philosophy. In a way Plato and Aristotle were way more important for the catholic thought than Abraham and Moses ever could. Protestants reject all that heritage.

>>49945870
Yep. They aren't strange enough to be completely away from your understanding. They are having fun and they are having it WRONG!

>>49944840
>The famously anti-Catholic Ku Klux Klan are Catholics
>Be my Jewish, NYC native Grandfather
>In Georgia during WWII
>The KKK still tries to recruit me to help deal with the Catholics
I think they moved beyond just being famously a while back.

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dumping Dark Dungeons

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