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Anywhere blacks or Jews live, for different reasons.

>>51194361
I made a hellish version of Massachusetts for my current D&D setting. I decided on having it constantly "snowing" glowing hot embers. Imagine a burning blizzard.

>>51194361
When bad people die in your Hell, they should go to Detroit.

For Washington I imagine driving in Seattle, but we're pretty tame by most standards

>>51194421
washington you sit in a room with 50 other people and everyone but you gets to vote on how the torture goes

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>>51194361
North St. Louis wins for Missouri.

Between the failed Pruitt-Igoe projects and the period of apocyalyptic gang warfare that followed their demolition, there were actually a couple of small municipalities on the northern end of the city where literally everyone was murdered or fled their homes.

...and then pic related happened the other year.

>>51194361
California is basically a Nazi work/death camp. it's ruled by greed, lust, and envy. the closer you get to the city the more despicable and diabolic the demons and devils get. while the cities are prosperous by hells standards, they are also extremely dangerous. if you don't agree with the ruling class of the cities in public, you can expect some of the worst kinds of torture. surprisingly, none of the hellions outside of the cities privately agree with these opinions.

all the rest of hell desires to see California fall into the flaming abyss, as it has to support the very existence of it somehow, while it gives nothing in return.

>>51194361
>What are the most hellish aspects of each state?

Ohio is exactly the same as it is normally.

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>>51194361
Kudzu. Creeping, choking, devouring kudzu.

>>51194361
The Boston RMV aka "Satan's Asshole". There's a line to wait in to figure out which line you should wait in to figure out which paperwork you should file and then a line to figure out what line to wait in so that you can file the paperwork.
Then you find out that you did the paperwork wrong and get sent to the complaints line before being directed back to the first line to start over.

>>51194525
>butthurt middle americans

Make Florida like Blightown from Dark Souls. Basically a massive swamp full of deadly creatures and caustic toxins.

>>51194568
I live in southern California. we feel this way.

>>51194568
He's right, you know.

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>>51194538

>>51194361
Tourists

Pennsylvania, spiritual home of Silent Hill, see Centralia.

>>51194361
North Carolina is just kind of hell in general.
Different areas are hell for different reasons, but on the whole, it is hell.

Everything between Hellginia and Hellvada is nothing but oceans of ferocious demon corn

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>>51194375
So everywhere but alaska?

>>51194361
this might help.

>>51194642
He who eats the Devils corn reaps the Devils cob

Michigan has been devoured by Detroit.

>>51194652
To be fair, most of those searches in Indiana were looking up sugar cream pie recipes

>>51194361
Chicago, You make one turn, and next thing you know, the entire party is dead because of chimpery

>>51194361
All of Florida is already being warped by the fever dreams of a sleeping madness God, so just use the whole state.

Other than absolutely no one knowing how to drive, I can't really come up with too much for Georgia. Every other bad thing around here I can think of, someone else has worse.

Meth heads in a couple of places I guess?

The entirety of Atlanta has been consumed by the Tom Moreland Interchange

>the weather in Hell-Maryland changes every two minutes
>GIANT DEMON CRABS

Wasn't there already a /tg/-made setting about a 51st state that was basically hell that you could only get to through odd, ignored highways in teh west?

>>51194538
Ohio fag reporting in. Only hellish aspect of this place is how insane the weather is sometimes. For the most part were a pretty vanilla state. Although there is the whole joke about it being a big deal for people to actually make it out of here. Maybe the hell Ohio is a mind trap. Everytime you think you're about to cross the border you just end up reentering the state.

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>>51194361
New Jersey already has the highest population density.
Let's jack it up higher and higher and higher. Every single square inch will be the Hudson County area except a thousand times more people. Public transportation is even shittier, with every single timeslot cramped with too many loud, mean, selfish, smelly commuters - and that's if they even come in time at all. None of the conductors follow the same set of rules, and if one of them finds you've violated some byzantine code they just made up, you get fined into an afterlife of debt. The pollution memes become real, with every day leaving you sick to your stomach and buried in trash.
Every single house is shitty, cramped, overpriced "economic" apartments. Everyone is a mean asshole in thousands of dollars of debt waging away hour after hour after hour in office cubicles, convinced that they've made good decisions in life. Just about every single person in any seat of power is as corrupt as they could possibly be.
So basically it's Paranoia.

>>51194730
>Hellklahoma
>In the summer, everything catches fire and stays that way until October
>In the winter, enjoy rain, freezing rain, snow, hail, and gale force winds as the temperature goes up and down like a goddamn yo-yo
>In the spring, rain, torrential rain, tornadoes, and thunderstorms
>Basically, the weather is super exaggerated and trying to kill you at all times, and changes on a dime.
>The less said about the natives and the wildlife, the better.

>>51194770
What, you mean Guam?

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>>51194361

Ohio:
> Roving clouds of poo gas (which are exactly what they sound like)
> Rampaging families (tribes) of people wearing red sports jerseys; they will fight you if they think you're from Michigan, and they think everyone not of their tribe is from Michigan
> Cleveland is an actual Hellmouth, where the river burns bright in the night like a flaming serpent's tongue
> Cleveland's economy is based on LeBron James
> There are towns, but no one lives in them. It looks like a neutron bomb went off fifty years ago.
> Everyone is drug-addled. You can tell the drug dealers because they drive $100,000 sports cars up to single-story crack-shacks
> The airport in the state capital only has connecting flights, and a flight anywhere has a six hour layover in Atlanta

>>51194525
>while it gives nothing in return
Isn't California like the fifth largest economy in the world?

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>>51194830
>> Cleveland's economy is based on LeBron James

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Pennsylvania

>the literal underground fire that has been burning for decades without cease

>>51194830

So this then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

>>51194361

>Utah

Populated with unsettlingly nice damned souls who never stop smiling or making a show of being effusively happy. They will swarm any outsider and smother them with good will and casserole. They will not stop until you assimilate or go insane. Don't let them know you're a sinner, and by no means remind them that this is Hell and they must be, too.

Landscape is high desert interrupted by salt basins and beet farms. Do not, under any circumstance, consider entering the idyllic white-picket towns that dot the landscape, unless you want to find out what sort of delightful spin Hell has interpreted polygamist compounds with. Stick to the slums and delapidated farmsteads instead. Avoid the "holy city" at the foot of the mountains – it's hard to tell the difference between true-form angels and eldritch horrors, after all.

Native demons subsist off of denial, repression, and hipocracy. Particularly zealous inhabitants may be blessed with a visitation (possession) by an angel (demon prince) and lead the locals in practicing hideous rights on any caught "sinners."

>>51194853
largest "Consumer" Economy. we do very little producing for anything.

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>>51194830

Minnesota:
> Everyone is nice, and they resent you for it
> A burger costs $14
> A Somalian man stabbed you and passed out from using too much mercury-based skin whitening cream
> Everyone is in the performing arts for some reason, even though no one you know goes to the theater or orchestra
> Everything in 1/6 of Minneapolis is written in Hmong, widely considered to be the ugliest language of all time
> You're not quite sure, but you think you pissed an icicle
> It's too cold to breathe the air half the time, and the other half of the time it's too hot to go outside and the work crews have blocked half the roads
> They're talking about raising your taxes next year.

>>51194945
I thought California produced a bunch agriculturally, 90% plus of certain produce.

>>51194361
>Massachusetts
Being connected to the other 49 is a Hell all by itself.

>>51194945
That's not what wikipedia says.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California
>California has a large productive economy. The state now ranks as the sixth largest economy in the world, behind The U.S., China, Japan, Germany and the United Kingdom. The U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis reported that California’s GDP was $2.5 trillion in 2015, up 4.1 percent from a year earlier.

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>>51195085

Texas
>Rivers of oil
>Burning heat
>Illegals stealing resources
>Giant herds of massive fucking bulls roam the land
>Guns everywhere but not a round to be found
>littering is punished with Crucifiction

>>51194361

Isn't Detroit hell on earth already?

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>>51195222
>Unions take all they can, including the jobs of those they 'represent'

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Louisiana's swamps are a fucking nightmare made reality.

>>51194772
Fellow Ohiofag here, anon we're supposed to be making up Hellish aspects, not stating already existing ones.

>>51194772
>>51194538
Ohio is basically a toxic wasteland. The rivers catch on fire and the fish are poisonous; if you were going to exaggerate any aspect, exaggerate how absolutely unlivable and poisonous the land is. It's america's infected wound.

>>51194361
The Devil came down to Georgia, that's a saying I heard once.

>>51195382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg

>>51195382
>>51195392

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlaicBjFfVc

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>Florida

Everyone is either packing serious firepower and more than willing to use it, high on a number of legal and/or illegal drugs, or homeless and beyond desperate. You're sweating bullets 90% of the year and being eaten alive by mosquitoes. It's also the state where most old folks come to golf, drink, and die, not necessarily in that order.
Hell, you can only leave the state from one end.

But on a serious note, when you think about the fact that you almost graduated with some kids who actually went through with a pretty violent murder and that some of those who you did graduate with are dead already (barely even 5 years), shit gets a bit too real.

>>51194361
Hell is, as they say, other people. So, use the stereotypes related to each state's populace and make them even more grating.

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>>51194652
>smoking

>>51195010
Ah yes, Minnesota. Or as my country like to call it, "Little Sweden".

>>51195206
>stuck in traffic for all eternity

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I'm trying to think of stuff for Kentucky, but honestly it's not that bad. I mean, we're on the tail end of the Ohio (which is basically a giant humid bowl) but even then, at least we're not actual Ohio.

Shits pretty good here.

>>51194652
>Southern states love bbc

>>51194830
why do so many people say theres a hellmouth in cleveland?

>>51195570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

Ohio: inhabited by frogmen, Bigfoot and other beasts. Climate changes hourly. Traffic jams lasting for days.

Oklahoma here

every 5 minutes the weather changes, and it never ever settles on a mild weather. if its not a blizzard then its hot enough to cause a draught, if there isnt an earthquake theres a tornado, etc

the only way to keep yourself even remotely safe is to willingly to submit to an addiction and move in a meth house

does anyone have that infographic of the united states divided into supernatural creature territories?

>>51194361
For Kansas I would say the emptiness characteristic of the western portion of the state, but the eastern half isn't nearly so bad and several states are so much more empty. (God, there is NOTHING west of Lincoln in Nebraska. And even driving across Wyoming on I-80, the most populous corridor in the state, it's like a wasteland.)

Our politicians are neither uniquely corrupt nor uniquely stupid. Most of the state isn't particularly violent or crime-ridden.

I guess I would have to go with our terrible weather that can be terrible in any number of ways, and with quick turnaround from one terrible side to another. We don't get as severe of blizzards as frequently as many parts of the country, but I've seen like a foot and a half of snow in a single day (multiple times). High temperatures above 100 for weeks on end (usually accompanied by oppressive humidity). Temperatures that stay below zero - even at their highs - for days in a row, with howling north winds. Thunderstorms capable of producing unpredictable tornadoes (a classmate lost her house in first grade when a storm said "fuck this house in particular" -- just totally gone). Now we're getting earthquakes (none terribly destructive yet, thankfully). Oh, and this weekend my part of the state is projected to get as much as 1 inch of ice accumulation from freezing rain -- nine years ago a similar storm left huge swaths of the state without power for days. Amp all of that up to 11 and you have a fairly awful hellscape.

>>51195547
Southern states are divided into two segments: The nigger areas -- called brown town -- and everywhere else. They're treated as complete separate entities culture wise and rarely do the two mix.

So you get people who are surrounded by, but are smart enough not to want to go to, these nigger areas and want to see what is under the hood.

t., Mississippian.

>>51195570
Probably because there is.

>>51195570
Besides the rust belt malaise, the river there has actually caught fire, multple times.

>>51195547
Ebony is usually black on black, more than it is interracial.

>>51195683
plus the fish that live in it have been declared a biohazard.

>>51195540
Except for Mississippi and Texas.

As a Louisianan, I'm not surprised.

>>51194361
I don't know but something has always struck me creepy about California, especially in the 60s and 70s, I think partly because the emergence of many cults, Charles Manson, and hippies. I feel the latter one helped bring about the first two.

>>51195725
Meant to quote >>51195547

The only music that can play, is Bruce Springsteen. Any musician or recording that try's to play anything else ends up playing Born in the USA, no matter what.

Hellsechusetts

All of the state is bracketed by highly mutable weather. Snow to rain to scorching heat to blasting winds and back in a day or less. Not the most intense, but impossible to adapt to or prepare for.

The cities are places of deep and wildly esoteric lore. Knowledge is the only way to advance, but it is also almost impossible to acquire. Those who know too much, too little, or simply the wrong things can expect to be taken, their voices adding to the wailing chorus issuing from the unspeakable laboratories of the learned elite.

The countryside is no better, though. Knowledge is proof of taint and sin, and the clannish locals persecute any who seem "off."

Wherever you go, the consuming water is a constant danger. No matter how far inland, you are never far from a river or pond full of terrible beasts. Or the flocks of hellish gulls, their razor beaks calling out dark secrets in a cacophony of dead languages.

>all these people posting without specifying the state

>>51194361
>NY
>Buffalo has bipolar weather, sometimes switching on the same day
>even the animals get confused
>Walking in certain areas of NYC is like being one bit in a sullen mass of walking people with no hope of swift delivery from the others
>The interesting sights in Times Square are overtaken by the hateful mass

Illinois. Dominated by 'The City of Black Winds' in it's northeastern corner, a den of corruption resented by the folk living elsewhere... Said city is surrounded by an endless expanse of demon corn, interspersed with countless little winding, twisting roads... Once you go in there, you never come out.

>>51194421
No, Washington is the circle of hell for Pride.

I live surrounded by most pretentious people I have ever met in my life. Everyone that I'm actually friends with here are all people that moved from out of state into Seattle area.

>>51194361
>mfw didn't read the sign properly and thought it said 'Hispanic Route 666'

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>>51195540
>Fuckin' 290

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>>51194760
LOOK I DUNNO

WHAT EVEN IS MARYLAND

WHAT DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT HERE BESIDES BALTIMORE

THIS ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT KIND OF CRAB

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>>51194361
The parts where fathers hate daughters so much they don't properly impregnate them.

>>51196090
>the eyes get bigger and further apart with eage generation, like an owl's
>owls don't have enough space in their skulls for large brains because of their eyes

WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT INCEST, LEOPOLD

>>51195264
>will always be better than mississippi
As someone who moved back and forth between both for a while, this is quite the claim.

At least, on their coastlines. I can't comment too much on their northern areas.

>>51196290
The Mississippian Gulf Coast area is influenced heavily by NOLA and Mobile. It doesn't have its own economic or social center. And no, Biloxi, Gulfport or Hattiesburg aren't big enough to pull any influence.

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>>51196090
>implying that doing so is in any way, shape, or form, anything resembling paternal love

Who hurt you, anon? What broke in your head?

Oh, the California part of Hell is really quite nice. Great weather, interesting people, good university system.

Rent's all your limbs/month, though. For a walk-in closet. Next to a freeway. Built sometime prior to the creation of the universe.

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>>51194361
Ohio is inescapable. Once moved clear out to L.A. for a few years, then circumstances slowly began causing me to move closer and closer to Ohio again. Illinois, Pennsylvania... back into Ohio, then back within two miles of the house my family lived in when I was born. One day I expect to move back in there, returning to the source
We have what's called Lake Effect Weather, as Eerie stores and releases heat at a different rate than the air. Other states near the Great Lakes get it too, but it does seem more chaotic in Ohio
The Cuyahoga River has caught on fire more than once
We have the most serial killers per capita in the US
Ohio State and their fans have an ongoing war with Michigan that will last forever
Orange Barrel Season is actually year-round.
But the potholes still never get fixed
Road salt in the winters (and spring and fall) means our cars last half as long as they should before the rust eats them
90% of the state is cornfields, just like that one Twilight Zone episode
Redneck ghost towns left to the rust and rot

>>51196337
When I was in Mississippi I was in the Bay St. Louis/Waveland area, with family in Biloxi.

It was almost exactly the same as when I lived in NOLA. But with less niggers.

>>51194895
I came to this thread looking for your salt

>>51194522
>there were actually a couple of small municipalities on the northern end of the city where literally everyone was murdered or fled their homes.
What the fuck is wrong with you Amerifats? You guys are Syria-tier.

>>51196588
It's what happens when you can't keep a watchful eye everywhere because there's too much space to watch effectively.

The blind spots become... nightmares.

>>51194361
>Hellchigan
Shitty weather
Corrupt cops/unions/politicians because of Detroit
Shitty Weather
Niggers
Crime
Shitty Weather

Just to list a few.

>>51194361
Wyoming; hellish cold and isolation. I don't mind the isolation so much, but I nearly froze to death outside my house because I forgot my keys. See: hateful 8's opening

>>51194421
>>51194513
>>51195974

The people and politics and stuff here is pretty boring, unless you really hate weed/gays/etc. And all of that stuff is way worse in CA, NY, New England, Portland, etc. But I think we could do some fun stuff with nature in WA.

The entirety of Washington is constantly blanketed in an inch of volcanic ash daily from five different erupting volcanoes. The eternally gray sky fades into the featureless gray mass of the land, only to terminate at the battered waves of the cold gray Pacific.

West of the Cascade mountains is a constant never-ending light rain and monthly earthquakes, causing any slight slope to become a massive mudslide. Tsunamis wash away anything within miles of the coast, and killer whales eat anyone foolish enough to enter the water.

East of the Cascades, the Missoula floods have returned (thanks to the miles-thick constantly-shifting ice hellscape blanketing all of Canada). Every few years, an ice dam bursts and the entire landscape is blanketed in 300 feet of water going 100 mph and carrying boulders that would be called "mountains" on the East Coast. When the water is finally gone, the landscape reverts to a dry rocky badlands, populated only by rattlesnakes hiding in short-lived thickets of sagebrush.

In the Cascade and Olympic Mountains, spared the wrath of the floods and waves, a few hardy flora survive in the dark, muddy forests. The underbrush is choked by Himalayan Blackberry, their ancient vines grown almost as thick as the towering Cedars and Douglas Fir, and their thorns grown steel-hard and splinter-sharp with age. Between these massive brambles hide the near-invisible stinging nettles, their invisible poison hairs grown not to kill, but to torture. The pain of their sting lasts weeks, growing only more intense over time. Some victims of the sting hack off their limbs to escape the pain, others throw themselves on the blackberry spikes to end it quickly.

New York dweller here. People upstate would say the rubble of Buffalo is the worst, or maybe the parts of Niagara Falls where they don't want the tourists to go. Downstaters would say whichever borough they don't like that day.

In truth, no part of the state really sucks enough to be hell. Not since the eighties.

>>51194361
California: EVERYTHING

>>51197067
Of the demons, there are three greater fiends who dwell in this state of hell: the Black, the Grizzled, and the Cougar. All three make their homes in the mountains, although they may also be found roaming the lowlands in search of prey.

The Black demon is the most common and the least deadly. A fur-covered fiend, the size of a man, but stronger and with bigger teeth than any man. She is a curiously shy beast, as likely to flee from you as to hunt you. But she is also a trickster, charging, feinting, and retreating, over and over, just to smell the fear in the hearts of mortals.

The Grizzled appears similar to the Black, but is more deadly in every aspect. His brown bulk towers many feet above even the largest of men, and he is far stockier and stronger than his darker counterpart. His true name, Horribilis, refers not to his appearance, but to his terrifying character. He is an unstoppable force of rage, an insatiable glutton, a fearless killer. The only mercy is his rarity.

The Cougar, deadliest of the three major demons, is also the most secretive. It is rarely seen, appearing only the moment before it strikes. It feels neither anger nor fear, it is a cold beast focused only on the business of killing. It moves faster than you can see, instantly piercing your neck with teeth long enough to piece straight through and out the other side. Of those who travel and dwell in its territory, very few may claim to have seen the Cougar, not merely because of its elusiveness, but because those who see it rarely survive.

A fourth greater fiend is rumored to exist: the Sasquatch. Even the very sight of this creature will drive men mad. They become obsessed, and desperately seek out the demon whose image haunts their thoughts and their eyes. It is dangerous to speak of this creature, lest you attract its cult.

>>51196337
>And no, Biloxi, Gulfport or Hattiesburg aren't big enough to pull any influence.

Mississippi city populations:

Jackson city - 173,514

Gulfport city - 67,793

Southaven city - 48,982

Hattiesburg city - 45,989

Biloxi city - 44,054

You think the second, fourth, and fifth most populated cities in a state "aren't big enough to pull any influence."?

>>51197117
Of the mortal tribes, there is one known as the Lumberjacks, who dwell in the deepest forests. They are a brutish, dangerous folk, their bodies honed strong by ceaseless labor. They carry terrible instruments of death: great cleaving axes, razor-sharp saws, and bladed spinning chains that let loose a great roar as they tear into flesh. When they are not being used to slaughter the unwary strangers, they take their steel weapons and turn them upon the land, tearing into forests and leaving great bare patches in their wake. They take the corpses of the trees and move them vast distances through a steep labyrinth of muddy paths that snake through the mountains. Sometimes they create great dams of logs, filling with water until the burst forth, sending massive logs barreling across the land in an imitation of the great floods to the East. Other times they hold twisted carnivals: the strongest among them demonstrate feats of murder upon the wood they harvest, while others carve strange idols using their savage weapons. None can say whether these acts belie some inscrutable purpose, or if they are simply madmen driven to wreak chaos upon the land that tortures them.

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>>51195010
Can confirm

>9 degrees outside, have to be super bundled up to walk around like you're some kind of astronaut
>Freezing as shit outside, yet underneath all your protective gear you're literally one giant pair of swampballs

Literally got about a 3rd of my paycheck taken out by taxes the other day.

Also Maryland couldn't be a hell state because Maryland is literally just a hub for the other more interesting states. Maybe it's the polluted mire that once was the Chesapeake, except it's covered in Old Bay.

>>51194652
>dixie is into black chicks
who'd have thunk it?

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>>51196090
>4 generations of parental incest

>>51197146
In the Gulf Coast region.

Jackson isn't in the Gulf Coast region. Its much farther north. Southaven is even further north. Hell, Biloxi and Gulfport are practically right next to each other.

>>51197146
Might as well combine Gulfport and Biloxi, they're about as close together as Seattle and Tacoma. Or, for a more local example, Bay St. Louis and Waveland.

>>51194375
This.

>>51197349
>>51197401
>Gulfport and Biloxi are basically the same city
True, which makes >>51196337's claim even more absurd when you consider that the combined population of Gulfport + Biloxi is over 110,000 and Mobile's population is only around 200,000.

>>51196588
He's exaggerating and partially wrong. Economic conditions are what led to the rise in gang warfare and declining population. The destruction of a single housing project, which only had a few hundred inhabitants when demolition began - the demolition itself took several years before all buildings were destroyed - didn't send a wave of criminals out massacring across the countryside. It just sounds more evocative than "a shitty economy and poor job market combined with rising crime rates caused people to move away from economically depressed areas over the course of a few years."

>>51197067
>The people and politics and stuff here is pretty boring
Your entire gun control movement is funded by a single out-of-state billionaire who buses in protesters and political activists to create the image of widespread grassroots support.

Hope you like your car, because entire generations of families have been born, raised, and died in their car waiting in traffic in Los Demonios. There's an HOV lane but only demons get to use it. There's no public transportation at all. The weather's nice but there's never been any rain ever so the plants are perpetually dying and brown. You can leave at any time but nobody ever does because of their pride. They claim they're happy when they clearly aren't. They let the government screw with them and brag about how civilized they are compared to the rest of Hell.

I hate LA so goddamn much.

Connecticut would be constantly wandering a dark, cold forest with wolves in it. The trees are so close together you can't see more than 10 feet in any direction.

In Western Oregon it's literally permanently raining, the whole half sans Portland is a dense, mountainous evergreen forest infested with bears, cougars, and eldritch cryptid lifeforms.
Portland itself is jam-fucking-packed with holier-than-thou hipsters with terrible taste in music. Organized law doesn't exist there, because this is hell, but also because if anyone says or does anything even mildly offensive all the natives instantly know what was said, and who said it, and they slowly ostracize them out into the wilderness.
Eastern Oregon, over the Rockies, has milder weather, but the dirt is a bone dry desert, even when it rains. The land is so geologically active sometimes patches of earth and rock just stand up and migrate somewhere else, destroying anything in their way with limbs tipped with glinting sunstones that have been sharpened to needle points. Solitary lost souls form the population, and they don't take kindly to strangers. They subsist on livestock farming primarily. All their animals are malnourished and disgusting.

>>51197462
Mobile(200k) is larger than Gulfport(68k), Biloxi(44k), Pascagoula(22k), Ocean Springs(17k), Gautier(18k), Moss Point(13k) and Long Beach(15k) combined. It takes nigh 2/3s of Mississippi's Gulf Coast area to equal Mobile.

This also probably explains why Mobile's mall was one of two plays I knew that had a DDR machine way back when, the other being the Game Exchange in Pascagoula pre-Katrina.

>>51194640
The western part is pretty nice if you stick to the cities.

>>51197571
>>51197462
Mobile also has more industry and a larger port.

>>51196290
Literally everything will always be better than Mississippi. Every state that borders it laughs at it for being shitty. It's only not-garbage chunk is the Gulf Coast which exists only for the purpose of Biloxi's casinos and being between NOLA and Mobile.

>>51197954
Also a fuck ton of military bases there. Like almost literally one in every town on the Coast.

>>51196433
>>51194895
In Utah there is nothing. It's all empty desert during the day, and frozen wasteland at night. Those who enter the middle of the desert are said never to return. Stories tell of it as the opening to an UnderHell, the depths of which are the lowest points of Tartarus.

In reality the middle of the desert contains a solitary television set, playing 90's PBS. Watch enough episodes of Mr. Rogers and you achieve redemption.

>>51194568
I'm a Central valley fag, can confirm people here agree with anons statement.

You know that never ending line in hell from Adventure time?
Welcome to Virginia.

Minnesota is easy. Freezing cold. Anything left unattended is coated in glaze ice.

What really torments souls is that everyone is nice in sort of an aloof way, but actually harbors a lot of resentment and rage that's always just kind of ticking away at the back of their minds.

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>>51195264
Genuinely surprised more of these haven't been posted.

Abyssal 'Bama would range the gamut from demons bargaining contracts for infernal weapons with the Princes of Hell in Huntsville, an endless Blood War in the center of the state between two bickering Dukes as the Bear and the Tiger fight for dominance though fight has recent shifted more strongly as the Crimson Tide spreads, to the cesspit of savages and monsters that is Mobile (and most of the Ham). Near the center of the state, the empty halls of a deposed Prince of Hell lies vacant but for the shadows of the past. None dare trespass in those haunted halls, though nearly all of the inhabitants of the state wait for their fallen Prince to rise up again and lead them in unity against a foe long since gone.

Across the entire state, the weather's only constant is it flux. From blistering firestorms one moment to a driving hail of sleet the next, then terrible storms that appear as though from nowhere in rain obscures the thrashing tendrils of tornadoes, always cycling from one to the other. And ever present, a suffocating, oppressive humidity that causes shade to give no shelter from the heat and prevents coats from keeping out the fingers of frost. And when those battering storms of sleet do fall, the entire state devolves into self-interested frenzies in a mad quest for milk sandwiches.

>>51194361
Texas's weather can get pretty horrific.
>When it doesn't rain it feels like an eternal drought
>When it rains it floods
>Summers are frying-pan tier
>FUCKING HUMIDITY HOLY FUCK
>Winters are windy, thank fuck there's no snow where I am
Fuck traffic in Texas.
Everyone is either the nicest person in the world or off their rocker or both.
Austin is filled to the brim with fucking hippies, places that aren't Austin are filled with rednecks or hipsters
It takes fucking forever to leave.

Greed:California
Lust:Vegas
Pride:Texas
Envy:???
Gluttony:???
Sloth:???
Wrath:Florida

>>51198851
>greed
>not Vegas
>lust
>not Califagnia
Seriously, nigger?
Sloth: Chicongo
Envy: DC (of the rights the constitution protects)
Gluttony: New York City (trans fats and large soda ban)

>>51198851
>Gluttony:???
Mississippi or Louisiana or whichever state is the most obese now.

>>51198851
Give sloth to the entire fucking rust belt. They should all leave but don't wanna.

Ever been to a Wisconsin state fair? There's your gluttony pal.

>>51198913
It's pretty much always Mississippi for fattest and stupidest. Hence the unofficial state motto of pretty much every state that borders it.
>Thank God for Mississippi

>>51198926
Nope.

http://stateofobesity.org/lists/highest-rates-adult-obesity/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/11/13/actually-mr-trump-iowa-is-one-of-the-smartest-states-in-the-union/

>>51194421
Washington has a pretty high suicide rate compared to other states (last I heard at least) so probably some kind of depressing hell that makes you miserable.

>>51198991
Yet everyone just talks about how happy they are and how great everything is here in SEATTLE! Where the grass really is greener than the other side since it's free-range, locally sourced, sustainable grass!

>>51198991
Western Washingtonian here.

We have probably the best environment in the USA IMO, but apparently we have a lot of suicides because of a lack of sunshine. Something about us not having a lot of vitamins and our brains are often "partially asleep," or some shit because of how cloudy it often gets up here.

That and Eastern Washington suicide rates probably get lumped in with the rest of us.

And they're farmers.

So, you know, that.

>>51198991
Outside of cultural things like Japan/Korea and equatorial shitholes, the higher north you go, the higher your suicide rates tend to be. Finland, Iceland, Estonia, Lithuania.

Hell, Greenland sits at 120 out of 100,000. Which is out of this fucking world.

>>51198906
my bad. I was just referencing the amount of hookers in vegas and the amount of rich assholes in California.

>>51199033
>>51199066

I guess it seems silly and is hard to notice, but people really do need some sunshine.

>>51194361
Well, here in Colorado the only thing that sucks are all the faggots from California and Texas that flood into the state then bitch and moan about how much better their shit hole home state is.

So I guess hell Colorado is suffering though witnessing the most beatiful place on Earth being destroyed by Californians and Texans (no need to make up demons, they already exist).

On a side note, if you're thinking of moving to Colorado, don't. Fucking stay in your shitty state and leave us alone.

Californian here. Lived all over this fucking state, everywhere from Eureka down to fucking Calexico. The single most hellish aspect of this state is The 5. That's Interstate Highway 5, for the rest of you. Nearly 800 miles of road, from Mexico all the way up to Oregon. For some reason a lot of you fuckers forget not only just how LARGE this state is, but how many different geographical landscapes it contains. And if you want to get fucking anywhere here more than 20 miles north or south of where you are, you have to take The 5. You get to see this entire diverse hellscape panorama from the safety of a sedan nestled between two mac trucks hauling crate trailers full of onions and tomatoes, that are somehow pushing 75mph while half-korean latino punks zip past you on their kawasaki riceburners, weaving between lanes with reckless abandon.

>>51197147
Fellow Washingtonfag here.
Hell yeah dude. You nailed it.

>>51194830
Also recently muslims. A lot of them, from fucking nowhere.

>>51194375
>>>/pol/

>>51198851
>Not Greed:New York
>Not Lust:California

>>51199464
Let's agree to double up then. Vegas is greed of the incompetent, yearning for things without putting in the effort to earn them. New York is greed of the miser, making money just for the sake of it and not spending it on anything.

>>51199413
>>51194361

In my head California would be a weird sort of hell where it looks normal the further you can get from LA, but everything pushes you back towards it. You try to leave to Oregon and the fog consfuses and sends you back. You try to swim out and the waves keep getting bigger. California would be a hell of temptation that ensares you when you get to far in, and then the torment would be getting back into it's delights by earning the right through suffering.

Basically you can one day free in Disneyland, but to earn another ticket prepare to suck dick behind a dumpster.

>>51199612
Funny story. My parents used to live in Davis CA, but they moved back east to be near family when my mom got pregnant with me. Had to drive all their stuff from coast to coast themselves since they were dirt-ass poor at the time.

As they were coming up on the state line Hotel California started playing on the radio. They were just at the edge of the station's range, so it came in a touch scratchy. Just as they crossed out of the state they heard that classic line; "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." They let the ending guitar solo play as the signal faded to static.

Rationally I know that the whole "psychic radio" phenomenon is just coincidence, and that story is the king coincidence. But that story always stuck with me. Can't help but feel like if I cross back to the west coast it won't let me go again.

>>51199944
>Dub-Trip-Dubs
It wasn't a coincidence.

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>>51194652
>That one blank zone
Stay pure Utah

>>51197267
It'd five you tool

Michigan is stuck in a perpetual civil war between upper Michigan demons, and lower Michigan demons.

>disclaimer: i am not american, i jus parrot things that american friends of me who have lived there say

>>51195448
>drugs so bad, they're even outlawed in hell

>>51196996
>Anon has to nail his front door shut once opened

>>51200090
As a Michigander, this isn't correct at all. More like the urbanites and rurals are constantly at war with each other.

Fuckin' uppers

>>51200134
Fuck you, bridge troll

(t. guy from Texas with a friend from the UP)

>>51194361
Columbus, Ohio.
Half the city is poofed up trannies and gays, the other half is ghetto-tier niggers killing each other, begging the gays for money, and raping the trannies.

Both groups are dying of heroin overdoses by the droves, up to 100 a day.

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Iowa, aside from a few small cities the entire state is basically full of creepy cultish small towns and endless highways and farms that look identical no matter where you are in the state.

>You've been driving for hours with no recognizable landmarks along a numberless highway. Everywhere you look are identical corn fields with the same old 19th century brick farmhouses. Sometimes you see people standing outside these houses, turning to stare at you with blank soulless stares.

>As night falls upon you, you reach a small town. The boarded up shops and lightness houses fill you with unease but you decide to pull into the one lighted building, a motel.

>A tall man wearing a suit decades out of fashion greets you with a smile that seems a little too wide and hands you a key. As you walk off towards your room you swear that you saw something squirming under his collar while you spoke with him.

>You fall into a restless sleep trying to ignore the sound of scratching at your window.

>>51194361
Well, it's America, so you shouldn't have to change anything.

In New Hampshire the party is relentlessly assaulted by heroin addicts, think of them like the ork gretchin in 40k. Small, weak, skinny, and they move in packs of 50

this won't really fit, but it might inspire you or whatever.
Because of Painkiller, i always imagined hell as a place of perpetual warfare where human souls are trapped in infinite war which spans our entire history(from the most primitive to current ones)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xgOZRMmwc

>>51197076

Make the Thruway pedestrian only except for chitinous armored semi trucks transporting goods.

The rest stops become villages in their own right with shanty towns surrounding the baleful light of the gas stations.

https://youtu.be/1zI52i1JmUI

>>51194895
I thought Mormons were the only people who went to heaven? Shouldn't Utah be mostly empty?

New York is a hell where everybody has to be constantly moving and stopping or falling asleep will have you killed. There's also lots of bad drivers. Like really bad.
Also everyone speaks in an indecipherable language

>>51194588
I like it. Other enemies could be methed out shirtless dudes cruising along the side of the road going 10mph on a tractor.

For New York there's big rats and everything smells like garbage and piss.

>>51196921
Upper Peninsula is
>Megafauna
>Summer lightning storms that make Thor blush
>Winters that will freeze a nords balls off
>Spring floods
>falls pretty cool
>cursed corn maizes
>Whitches everywhere, Hansel and Gretel style kind
>the few cities are maybe nine blocks, all of which are literal tourist traps
>Some savage tribes still kicking around in the mountains
>wolves by the scores.
>The entire Cthulu mythos in the three lakes.

>>51198851
although not an official one anymore, Cleveland is definitely Melancholia

>>51194361
Not sure how well this will work. Some states, like California, have lots of distinct hells within them. Other states, like the flyovers, share pretty much all of their hellish aspects with each other.

>>51195515
It's not a euphemism, they're literally searching for girls who are smoking cigarettes.

Source: Lived in Montana for years.

I feel like most of the bad parts about the states are the people who live there. So every hell boils down to "the bad part about this place is that you're with the sort of people who get sent to this hell" and then it's not really hell it's just plain old America.

>>51194652
>Kentucky loves hentai more than anyone else does
>they love it more than anything else
truly one of the foremost states in the union

>>51195570
it was offhandedly mentioned twice in Buffy

>>51194945
That's only really true of southern California. The valley is extremely agriculturally productive, producing not only the majority of produce which is consumed directly (as opposed to corn which feeds cattle or is reduced to high fructose corn syrup) in the US, but also the near-totality of certain specific products (if you buy an almond in a store anywhere, it came from California) and Silicone valley is responsible for all the high-end toys that rich people like. Not the manufacturing, but design is production too.

>>51195222
They've done a lot to fix it up lately, mostly by selling entire blocks to people with big ideas and big wallets. Time will tell what the long-term effect of this is, but it's helping a lot now.

>>51194895
But at least there's meth!

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>>51194621
Ohio is a sexy state

>>51198851
>Envy
Gotta be in New England. I'm gonna say Massachusetts.
>Gluttony
Midwest somewhere. Those states all seem the same to me.
>Sloth
Appalachia?

>>51195582
My favorite bit about that video is behind the scenes, when one of Cleveland's news networks interviewed the guy about the song, and he's just sitting on his front porch in a wife-beater guzzling a cup of whiskey.

>>51198991
That's just a lie we say about Seattle to keep people away. Las Vegas is the place were people kill themselves a lot

>>51196356
The weather's nice, but don't head to any of the city-zones.

As a Bay Area resident, there are very few places that I wouldn't go to escape these people, but Los Angeles is one of them.

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Kentucky is ruled by two cruel entity's, the orange orb and it's cults of fanatics, and demonic horses.

Also the humidity.

>>51197480
That actually makes Washington a fairly interesting hell territory then. It could easily be controlled by a figurehead manipulated by the leader of another circle/state of hell.

>>51203568

I live in the city and this feels like the most accurate. Constant running, constant very loud noises, flashing lights, sudden traps and ambushes, thousands sprinting all in different directions in cramped tunnels and labyrinths and stairwells. Basically any focus, relaxation, or rest is impossible.

>>51197480

stop memeing. poor economy causes crime to decline, not rise.

>>51194881
I forgot that. Silent Hill would be a good place to start for PA given that it's literally here and what it's based off of. PA probably the worst state then.

>>51204634
No it doesn't, though you could probably make a case that there's more association with income inequality than economic growth

>>51194726
mosquitoes the size of birds, and gators the size of trucks

>>51194640
Far to the west there are roving groups of inbred Appalachian folk who regularly raid smaller towns abducting those folk as either slaves or food.

>>51194525
You have some REAL misconceptions about California, but as someone who lives there let me give you a real taste of the hell that is California.
The hell side of California is far more insidious than that. Imagine if you will a deep dark cavern, in this cavern there is a single opening where light shine down. Everyone likes to sit and bask in these warm rays, but overtime you begin to realize that the rays are shrinking. Not rapidly, but slowly you look around and see that soon all of your friends on the edge of the light will be swallowed by the cold unyielding dark beyond that pleasant warm ray of sunlight. As you look around you see other people have noticed this as well and so you start to move further to the center ignoring anyone who may still be laying down in the hopes that you will be the one to remain in that light for just a little while longer than everyone else. You barter, fight, and claw your way for that spot. While some people are content to fade into the darkness others become violent people and fight tooth and nail to throw you into the darkness so they could remain in the light. And in the end there just one person basking in a pin prick and then everything goes dark....until one day in the distance another hole opens up and light once more shines down and the cycle begins anew.

>Virginia
You're forced to commute through 95 every day and there's always at least 2 accidents. Someone kill me.

>>51197076
NY Upstater here; for a hellish feeling you could go for the endemic decay and slipping away of old towns falling to ruin, its last residents fleeing to wherever there are jobs, often out and away from the state. Creatures stalk the fields and woods and hills at night and the entire Adirondacks is their lair. Those cities that still stand have many rotting factories and apartments, falling in at the roofs. Many of them exist solely around the local universities and colleges that import their actual students from places that actually have money. Albany is the rotten heart of the state, filled with corruption and always scheming on how to wrest more cash from the cities, which simultaniusly drives more and more towns to wilderness

>>51194361
Northern New Mexico and Arizona are just empty wastelands of sand and heat, Not too many cities out there, and a town in New Mexico is considered a shitty gas station and 3 houses.

>>51194361
Hell would be those three fucking days in Baltimore during the Riots after that fucker Grey died.

Fuck me. I'm moving soon.

>>51194772
Yep. Ohiofag here, this week we've gone from 10 degrees and blizzards to 60 degrees and sunny in two days.

>>51195313
The Ohio River is so shitty, our water treatment plants are the best in the world. They have to be. Source: Both parents are wastewater engineers.

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>>51194361

Here is your setting's heaven.

Oklahoma
>the weather changes from one extreme to the other constantly including tornadoes, earthquakes, wildfires, etc

>>51196341
>implying that's not proper

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>>51194361
>>51205038

Plot twist: The cities aren't actually native to Hell, they've just been transported there because after years of social unrest the only people left in them were so irredeemably evil that they created localized hell portals.

Ancient tales say that remnants of these portals still exist and may offer an escape from Hell, but even demons fear to tread so deep in the BLM-infested ruins.

>>51194652
who the hell is anita queen

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>>51205410
If you have children, anon, I fear for them, and I fear for your bloodline.

You can clearly see them growing more and more mutated with each generation. How long until what springs from the womb isn't even human?

What are the demons of each state like?

>>51205656
Every kind of demon from ohio resembles one of two things; Zebra Clams or White Tailed Deer, and they're all themed around fire, toxic waste, or brackish water.

>>51194375
Detroit is the Devil's Seat of Power.

>>51194652
>missouri: teen
>illinois: milf

I live on the border and this sums up the relationship between the two states perfectly

>>51204634
>poor economy causes crime to decline, not rise.
Got some facts to back that one up?

>>51205656
The ones in Maryland all have crab claws and like quoting Poe.

>>51194772
I thought we were complaining about ohio weather, not New England weather

>Texas
>There are four cities in Hellxas, each at the far corners of its region. The place is cursed though, for no matter where you try to go you can never reach it and everything remains eternally far away from your location. You can travel as fast as you want but it is impossible to reach any of its cities (and it is unknown if anyone or anything actually lives there) or even cross over or through it.

>>51194860
>At least we're not Detroit...

>We're not Detroit!

>>51204421
Michael Bloomberg more or less runs the entire modern gun control movement.

>>51205656
Alabama demons are all wild hogs on meth. Actual hogs on actual meth, nothing supernatural about them.

>>51194361
How come there's never icy hells? Imagine living in a place where it gets to about 5 degrees C at noon, enough to melt the ice and make plants poke out again, but then it drops to -10 at night. And it just repeats day after day. Occasional blizzards. The herbivorous animals are all buried in stone and snow. The carnivorous animals are prowling the top, and just as happy to gnaw off part of you instead. But always always always the sky is grey, the land is white, fire's are loathe to start because the wood is too cold and icy.

Is it because I'm just describing Canada?

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>>51194652
Found the Canadian map.

>>51206865
So, the bottom level of Dante's Inferno?

>>51206874
>Eskimo
>in Nunavut

Oh come on. At least be more creative than that!

>>51205656
California has 3 distinct varieties of demon. Vapid, insatiable succubi/incubi dressed simultaneously in filthy rags and high-fashion luxury clothing, Corpulent fat-bastard humanoid pigs in judges robes and powdered wigs connected by tentacles/roots to blue soldier-looking puppets carrying chains, and lumbering wildmen with long unkempt hair and beards that cover their entire body, with glowing red eyes, enveloped in a thick swirling cloud that is somehow both hot dry dust and hazy cold fog, smelling like cow shit and marijuana.

>>51206886
I need to actually read Dante's Inferno. I wonder if there's an audiobook of it on youtube.

There was one of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

>>51207497
If you're going to do that, I recommend you find one of the complete divine comedy. Inferno is honestly the least interesting part. Aside from the visual descriptions it's mostly just Dante making digs at his political opponents of the time.

>>51203569
>I like it. Other enemies could be methed out shirtless dudes cruising along the side of the road going 10mph on a tractor
Side?

>>51194361
Maryland would be hell if the Bay were dead.

So,we're more or less in Purgatory right now.

>>51207623
And there's no stopping it anymore.

>>51194361

Skyrocketing insurance premiums even with the ACA and having a pre-existing medical condition.

In Texas, it'd be the distance between towns and cities. Sudden changes in speed limit that aren't clearly posted, and speed traps of demon cops just waiting to bust your ass multiple times across the state.

For New York. No weapons allowed. At all.

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>>51194361

>The lie of perfect island weather is just that - it's raining almost all the time, and when it's not, sometimes it's pleasant. But if the breeze slows even a little, it turns into a humid sweathole.
>Occasionally the wind will shift for a week or two, and will blow the volcano's plume onto the rest of the islands instead of out to sea. the haze is palpable, street lights turning into cones, the mountains fade from crystal clear emerald folds to smoke colored smudges. Eyes burn, throats itch and asthma acts up.
>Rent is astronomical. You either work 140 hours a week, live in a 2-bedroom with 4 other people, or live in a house with three full generations living there.
>You work all day in a place where people come to enjoy the wondrous place you live in. You're forced to watch them enjoy it, while having neither the money nor the time to enjoy any aspects yourself.
>New housing is always being built. It is never anything you can afford. It's bought by people out of state, and either rented to you for said astronomical rents or left empty as a vacation home, eating up space without housing anyone.
>Traffic is insane. Enjoy your 2 hour commute to go 20 miles.
>If you want to avoid the traffic, there's always public transportation. Of course, the buses are crowded and late, and the traffic is even worse because of the perpetually unfinished railway construction.
>You can't avoid the potholes though. All that rain means they are everywhere. Fucking up your car, crashing your bike, waking you up on the bus.
>Of course, if all of that is too much trouble, you could go join the legion of homeless that's constantly pushed around the island, unable to hold onto anything because their camps are raided and all their shit stolen by the cops and the city.

That's not Hell-Hawaii, that's what it is right now.

>>51210808
>Hell Hawaii is just regular Hawaii with no hot babes.
>Not even any succubus babes.
>It's exactly where lust sinners go to be cucked for all eternity.
Damn.

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>>51210918
Dude. When Moana came out this was a popular meme in Hawaii.

>>51210808
>Traffic is insane
On Oahu at least.

>>51198919
it's true, Indiana is a purgatory where nothing and no one ever changes unless it's for the worst, but the weather is controlled by an angry, bipolar god that wants it to be -20 on Tuesday, 50 on Wednesday, thunderstorms from Wednesday night until 3am, only for everything to freeze solid by sunrise.
2017's been off to a weird start.

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>>51194361
There is a festering pit of fetid swamps, dangerous insects, and primordial beasts in the far southern reaches of Hell. It is said that Hell's most creative demonic torturers are bred here, but no demon or adventurer has ventured to the cursed peninsula and returned the same.

>>51211605
Kauai as well. Also, he might have just meant literally insane. I know on Kauai at least once a month if not every week some native out of his mind on meth attacks and sometimes kills whitey in road rage.

>>51212253
Is Florida Man HELL USA's equivalent to Doom Guy?

>>51211605
Kauai too. Most of the roads are only two lanes and as soon as one person needs to stop and wait to turn left, everything locks up.

>>51212529
>>51212552
Only really hear about how bad traffic is on Oahu since I live on Hawaii.

Secondary Oklahoma:

For a hellish vision... Dying industry taken to extreme (rotting structures that were once factories and oil rigs), the return of the dust bowl. Scouring, screaming tornadoes of dust and grit Mixed with weather as >>51195598 described. Cults of ignorance. Everywhere the stink of chicken crap.

>>51194945
You forgetting about all of the media and information technology coming out of California.

American culture is world culture because of California, whether or not the world wants to admit it or not. It's the cultural hub of the world.

>>51212253
>I know he's looking up from bell laughing his as s off, saying it was worth it
this whole relationship is way cuter then it has any right to be, what the fuck

>be from South Dakota

At least people acknowledge your states existence. Besides that the weather has literally gone from an eighty degree sweat box to six feet of snow in less than twelve hours. Oh and we get snowstorms with lightning in them.

Besides that you have to deal with the injens some of which still live in fucking teepees on the rez and the ones that don't will kill you for a bottle of booze then go fuck there cousin to make more prairie niggers to kill more people for stupid shit and repeat

Also 50% of the population is retarded cowboys

>>51212611
That's a good point. One more for the list of "Why California is Hell".

>>51199440
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thanks-obama

>>51204239
It'll make things worse by driving the people formerly kept contained in the blocks into new areas.

>>51204296
Legendary

>>51210808
And when hurricane season comes, you have to hope that they either miss or dissipate because otherwise, you can be without power anywhere from a day to a month depending on where you live, mainly due to the damn albizia trees that exist only to make life harder.

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>>51194525
You've never been to California

>>51204805
>muh sheeple
You've never gone outside. It's not 2004 anymore. The hellishness of (south) california is in its urban sprawl, smog and the swarm of third worlders. It's dirty, rank, & overpopulated.

It's just the city in Apocalypto with modern dressings. Take a mayan, replace his face paint with tattoos, give him a dirty t-shirt and a snapback. set any murderous rituals under a highway bridge lit by trashcan fires and sounded by car speakers blasting low bit rate favela trap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YEIgHn2GXk

Predator 2 was a long time ago. This is what LA dystopia is today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay735WbYTt4

>>51194399
That sounds better than the real Massachusetts, honestly.

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>>51195547
you know the south has tons of niggers right? do you just think they're too dumb to use the internet too? are you a closet racist or something?

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>>51198851
>>51198906
>>51199464
Greed: NYC
Lust: Los Angeles
Pride: Texas
Envy: Miami
Gluttony: New Orleans
Sloth: Detroit
Wrath: Chicago

>>51214372
>There are almost no blacks in places where it is both A) Hot as fuck and B) not near water.

I don't blame them.

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>>51196588
Diversity. I myself got culturally enriched out of phone and wallet at gunpoint just last night - chicago. But it's a small price to pay for everything these oppressed persons have to offer us, right?

>>51214470
I think it's more that carribean and latino tend to stay on the coasts, I'm assuming because they migrate over water, and so eat into their share of the population. There are certainly many niggers in New Orleans and Florida, but the same can't be said as you head inwards.

>>51207287
To be fair, Quebec is so in love with itself its top search is Quebec.

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>>51194361
Texas
At the height of summer, when the ambient temperature is hot enough to melt lead, a cool breeze finally blows... Followed by huge chunks of ice falling from the sky, followed by the clouds turning green, before there comes a gale strong enough to tear trees from the earth.

Sometimes there's lightning.

Sometimes it happens in the winter.

Sometimes it's all of that and more.

>>51195264
True, but holy fuck can they party

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>>51194402
No one has been that evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4a-oxOndo

>>51205656
Louisiana demons are like a bastard child between a feral hog and an alligator

>>51199033
Upwards of 50% of people in western Washington have some degree of Vitamin D deficiency because your body partially requires sunlight to process it. This can manifest in depression-like symptoms and various low-grade aches and pains. It can be treated with vitamin supplements, but some people are deficient to the point where a standard multivitamin won't get the job done and they need a dedicated vit-D pill.

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>>51215367
Up here the sun is either blazing hot in that half of the year or stupidly bright and hatefully low in the sky in the other half of the year. Fuck the sun.

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>>51215449
NO NIGGA YOU NEED THE SUN

If you don't have the sun your ENTIRE SKIN and ALL YOUR JOINTS will hurt CONSTANTLY if you forget to take your daily 1000IU vitamin D horse pill.

THE SUN IS YOUR FRIEND, THANK HIM

>t. Washingtonian office worker who abandoned outdoor hobbies for two years and regretted it

>>51194760
WHY THE FUCK IS IT 70 IN JANUARY!?!?!
oh, wait, now its back to 20 never mind carry on.

>>51194730
drought/water shortage
ATL traffic

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>>51195206
Best in thread

>>51204915
spot on, dude

>>51194689
on pornhub??

>>51195222

It would be if there was anybody left.

>>51194730
>I can't really come up with too much for Georgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUyxiI-TY3c
Hank Jr. puts it best here, I think.

Unless you mean to exaggerate aspects of a state to hellish levels.

>>51214947
Don't forget the road construction.

Everywhere is detroit.
Except detroit, that is commiefornia

>>51194361
Montana: Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.

>>51204382
I spent the last five years living in San Jose, and I had a lot of fun. If you're a STEM person, it's pretty easy to meet people who share your interests. The weather's nice and neat things happen nearby. Honestly, I had more fun living in San Jose than I've had anywhere else. Apparently everyone else hates the Bay Area, but I don't.

It's just... expensive. Very expensive. It'll probably be populated entirely by the 0.1% in another decade or so, and most of the interesting and fun things about the area will die.

>>51199066
The odd thing is, though, that international research shows that general suicide rates peak during the spring and summer seasons. Cold is A factor in causing suicide, but not THE key factor, considering that places like Greenland have plenty of other incentives for offing yourself (e.g. poor job prospects, poverty).

>>51194361
For 9 months out of the year the sun never rises in Alaska. The entire state is a frozen icescape. Wandering demon bears stalk through the cities and devour whom they please. Most inhabitants simply freeze solid during the winter, starting with the eyes, and remain conscious but in terrible agony.

There is alcohol, but don't drink it. It remains eternally chilled to just above the freezing temperature of alcohol, which is much lower than water, and if you drink it your viscera are frozen within you.

In the summer months you cannot escape the sun. It remains constantly in the sky, following your every move and piercing all attempts to deflect it. Its hideous glare awakens the demon mosquito hordes. They travel in visible swarms hundreds of feet wide and can easily drain one of the condemned dry, but instead they are left on the brink of death and covered in thousands of itching sores.

Perhaps worst of all for those lucky enough to have dragged themselves to one of the major cities are the demon tourists. A condemned soul will be bombarded with inanities like, "Who is the current king of Alaska?" or "Don't you all live in igloos?" They will act shocked if you insist that Alaska is indeed one of the component states of the US of Hell. Many city dwellers are soon driven back out onto the frozen tundra by sheer annoyance. This is a mistake, however, as undoubtedly one will eventually find themselves between a mother and child of the teleporting demon-moose. However unintentionally this situation may have arisen, the demon-moose mother will swiftly crush the condemned soul beneath its gargantuan hooves.

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>>51219511
forgot my pic

>>51200871
I can't believe it took this long

>>51207623
What Bay? What?

>>51194760
The accuracy is un fucking real

>>51220121
Don't even live in Maryland, and I know he's talking about Chesapeake.

>>51220168
Chesapeake Bay is dead? Jesus Christ

>>51220239
>AmericanReadingComprehension.laf

>>51220269
>fine
Chesapeake Bay is dying? Jesus Christ

>>51204644
Movie-SH was based on Centralia. Game-SH seems to be somewhere in Lovecraftia, New England.

>>51220239
It's not dead, it even improved a little bit when we realized no more bay= no more crabs.

Still managed to shit it up again though.

>>51204915
Your experience of the upstate region is quite different from mine. The smallest towns are like that, but the university cities aren't anywhere near as decayed as you make it sound.

>>51194361
Take as is.

>>51194361
South Carolina exists.

We've also got the Redneck Riviera and a billion golf courses dominated by good old boys and the self-bankrupting shrubs who want to be them.

>>51220754
>Redneck Riviera
Excuse me? That's Alabama and Sane Florida's soil. The Redneck Riviera is Gulf Shores to Panama City. Carolingians can fuck right off/

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>California
No need to change anything, really

t. 1 hour away from the border

>>51194621
Basically a boring as fuck purgatory to drive through. I think I'd prefer the deeper circles of hell.