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>>51420033

>"Now, at this point, you've got two options: you can keep quiet and not say a word, or you can run back to your cave and warn everyone... at which point you'll have to tell them about how you got raped by an adventurer."
>Oh gods WHY
>"But you know the best part?"
>He leans in close and whispers in your ear
>"No one will ever believe you."
>He buckles his armor back together and then casually, but silently, disappears into the forest again
>You have no idea how long you lay there sobbing, but it was probably hours
>Finally, you gather the strength to crawl back to the cave; it hurts too much to walk
>You crawl into the cave and call out for help, but no one comes
>Crawling deeper into the cave, your eyes adjust to the darkness and you can see...
>Your entire tribe, dead
>Their bodies have been posed in disgusting, sexual positions, parents copulating with children, men with other men, the chieftain is giving himself a blowjob with his decapitated head
>All of them have been decapitated
>And their heads have been arranged to spell out FAGGOT
>You break down crying again
>And they call you the monster

>>51420077
THAT is how you CE

>>51420077
>>51420033
Was his supposed to elicit Sympathy or pity from me? Because let me tell you, you screwed that up on the second sentence. I feel more kinship with the Demon working with me, than with the Angel working against me.

I bet you secretly still finger yourself at night while rembering it, don't you you disgusting little faggot monster.

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>Be orc
>Orcs is bestest
>You return from scouting a nearby village
>"Halt! Who goes there?"
>Peering ahead, you see your buddy Grot; he must be on guard duty
>"It's me, dummy."
>"Howzit?"
>"Great! Dem farmers ain't got but two spears 'tween 'em, an dey got no guards or nuthin', just close da gate at night and go to sleep. Easy pickins!"
>"Great! Anybody else with you?"
>Why would Grot ask you that?
>"Nuh-uh, just me. You know dey only send one scout at a time."
>"Just checking."
>There's something off about Grot; he sounds different
>He ain't moving right either; he's just sitting there stiffly, and his mouth moves up and down when he talks, but his lips ain't moving...
>You start to reach for your axe as an adventurer bursts out of concealment
>HE HOLLOWED GROT OUT AND USED HIM FOR A HAND PUPPET
>What da fuck
>He clubs you over the head with a flanged mace; dazed and bloody, you can't put up a struggle as he drags you back to the village
>Your entire village is already dead; he must've just been laying in wait for any stragglers like you
>The really messed up part is how he lined up every male in the village, crotch to face
>Every one has the genitals of the male in line ahead of him in his mouth
>He drags you to the end of the line and forces you to put your own father's genitals in your mouth
>"I do so hope some more of your kind stumble across your village soon; I put a lot of work into making warnings to the others, and it ruins the effect if nobody shows up until after you're all decomposed."
>You regard it as a mercy when he slits your throat
>Your lifeblood spilling out in the dirt, your last thought is...
>What the HELL kind of sick lunatic did the hero's guild hire?!

>>51420033
>>51420077
>>51420446
So are we having a HFY thread then?

>>51420539
No, we're having a "Psychopathic Adventurers commit horrifying yet strangely arousing crimes against Monsters" thread.

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>You're a dark elf priestess
>Or you were, anyway
>Now you're humiliated
>First, a human ambushes your scouting party, kills your warriors, and captures you
>Then he strips you naked and parades you through the town, dragging you behind him on a leash
>His tour of the town ends in front of the local castle and you're untied, only to be placed in the stocks, a helpless prisoner, alone, naked, and surrounded by the enemy
>"Wow! Thank you, sir! We had no idea the dark elves were coming so close to our town."
>"Yeah, they've been expanding lately. Probably because of the dwarves fighting them for control of the caverns. Here, help me plant these broomsticks in the village square."
>One by one, your companions' corpses are brought back into the square and impaled through the anus, the shaft of wood going into their ass and out their mouth
>You're just glad they were all dead first
>"Um, why did we-"
>"To serve as a warning to the others. I won't be around to protect you, I was just passing through on my way to a quest when I stumbled across this lot. The next scouting party they send will probably manage to infiltrate the town, see their friends set up as Halloween decorations in the village square, and think twice about fucking with you."
>"O-oh. I see. But... won't they rescue her?"
>"Nah. They'll figure she was dumb enough to get her stupid ass captured and leave her to her own devices. If she can't escape on her own, tough shit."
>You grit your teeth in frustration; that is indeed the attitude any group of dark elves would have if they found you
>"Well, we don't have much money to reward you, we just paid our taxes to the castle."
>"Don't worry about it, I don't do it for the money; I do it for the art."
>"Th... the art?"
>"Still, I do have to make a living, and I'm short on cash. OK, LINE UP! FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE! FUCK A DARK ELF FOR ONLY A COPPER! WHO'S FIRST?"
>"I have a copper."
>"Great, you get to go first then, kid."
>WHAT THE HELL KIND OF HERO IS THIS?!

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>Be local wizard
>An armored adventurer comes into your shop and asks if you can put a thunderbolt enchantment on something
>Sure
>"You can put the enchantment on anything, right?"
>Yep
>He whips his dick out
>What
>"Well? You gonna enchant it, or what?"
>WHAT

>Be harpy
>No men have wandered through your valley in months
>How are you supposed to sing and lure them to their doom if none of them ever show up?
>You're considering relocating when a rock whizzes through the air and smacks you in the head
>Dazed, you fall off your perch
>An adventurer emerges from the trees and ties you up, removing your clothes and using them to gag you so you can't sing
>Then he unbuckles his armor and removes his pants
>"We can't be having you abducting men, raping, and eating them, so I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson."
>Wait- seriously?
>The sex is the best part, and he thinks HE'S going to rape YOU? You can't help but laugh
>Wait- what is he doing?
>"Thunder! Thunder! Thunderdick! HOOOOO!"
>Oh gods WHAT
>He pounds your pussy harder than any man under the enchantment of your song ever did
>Then he comes with enough force that your pelvis literally explodes and you slowly bleed out
>The adventurer lowers the visor on his helm as he calmly states, "I guess you... went out with a bang
>YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51420584
So HFY: Fantasy Edition. Okay.

>>51420112
If killing monsters that have been raiding nearby settlements is considered good, can killing them in a different way really be considered evil? You wouldn't tell a wizard that exploding fireballs violate the setting's equivalent of the Geneva convention, even though getting set on fire would be extremely painful.

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>>51421204
>even though getting set on fire would be extremely painful
For you.

Killing the monsters isn't what's evil; posing their corpses in crude imitations of deviant sex acts specifically to further traumatize the monster that you raped is what's evil.

>playing a game this edgy
I'm good, thanks.

Reading this reminds me of my last group. They would do shit worse than this all the time. The hands down worst ones were the snake cult and the sphinx sessions.

Every time I close my eyes at night I wonder why I just didn't rock falls.

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>>51421393

Is it really? They're dead anyway. The trauma of the rape and seeing the remains of his village ensures that the sole survivor will, when he eventually meets up with more of his kind, warn them to stay far, FAR from where it happened. Thus, the goblins don't harm anyone for fear of the same happening to them, and the goblins don't need to be killed because they aren't raiding villages. I'd say that's serving the greater good, wouldn't you?

Ditto for killing and posing the orc village; any monsters who come across will know not to fuck with anyone in the area and will give a wide berth to the nearby farming community whose inhabitants are likely responsible for bringing this sort of wrath down on the orcs.

Likewise with impaling the corpses of the dark elves in the town square for the next scouting party to find; sure, you could argue that earning money by pimping out the female and letting the whole town run a train on her is evil, but look at this way: she, like the others, serves as a warning. If you don't want to end up like her, then don't fuck with this town or its inhabitants. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, particularly when that one is evil and would have gladly murdered and robbed everyone in that town. I'd say the punishment fits the crime.

Raping the harpy to death with an enchanted thunderdick is poetic justice for a monster that enchants, rapes, and then eats human men.

So really, nothing done here can be described as EVIL, per se. Extreme, yes, but not evil.

Just how you play a Psychotic Neutral adventurer.

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>>51421994

Do tell.

>>51422085
You want me to relive this? For story tine's sake I will. Give me a sec to write stuff out.

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Two wrongs don't make a right. Evil begets more evil. Fighting fire with fire only leads to a land where everything is burned to the ground

Evil is a cancer to be cut out swiftly and without mercy, but with care.

U a shit.

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Part 1: Intro

Alright so back in Junior high discovered D&D 3.5 and had a good group. Come high school everyone moves away and I have to find a new group. One day I mention it to a friend of mine that I miss D&D and a guy from the table behind me turns around and says their group has room for one more. I mention I use to DM my old group and he tells me no one in their group likes DMing so they are pumped.

I write a campaign about the party being hired to hunt down a sect of painters that believe a world is hiding in a series of famous paintings. This painting was destroyed long ago and there is only several scraps of it left. If the sect of painters can get enough pieces of it, they can see enough of the painting to finish the rest and visit said world.

They loved the idea and we made plans to play every week. Then the horror started.

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>>51422352
Part 2: Meet the cast
So the players by their characters-
Big Phil: A half orc rogue whose player was the oldest of us and dated junior high girls. Second last session we discovered he was a pedophile. I haven’t seen him since we played in years and years, but ran into the the next player recently and confirmed he hunts on Whisper to hook up with junior high girls.

Reynold: A half elf wizard whose first described his character as “He’s a professional asshole in it for the money.” And boy was he ever. This guy was /v/ nerd that was only in

Morgger: A undead human necromancer. The epitome of Chaoticstupid. This guy murdered and fucked everything that moved, usually in that order. Out of game was a bro, but holy fuck did this guy have some weird fetishes that would turn even /d/’s stomach.

Melgar The Barbarian: A human barbarian that was more or less Conan recoloured in MS Paint to wear black and hate all good things. Out of game was played by a scrawny poetry cafe type who, according to the others, was ‘fucked’ after his last GF left him.

>>51422376

Part 3: Watch that first step.

We meet at Melgar’s players house. It was in a nice part of town and I bring snacks. We all go to his basement and set up. I’m nervous as dick but we kick it off well. Well, the first session had one really weird moment, but not enough to scare me away.

In total we had about 15-17 sessions in there. It started fine, with a few warning flags. But each session I swore was a contest to try and outdo themselves.

The two that stand out to me the worst is from the sessions I entitled in my notes as The Snake Maiden (session 9 or 10, I forget) and Sphinx (Session 13. I’m extra superstitious about that number.)

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>>51422396
Part 4.0: The Snake Maiden
Party catches wind that a noble girl is part of this sect and has a piece of the painting. Her part depicts a gorgon woman. The party kidnap five of her man servants and throat fuck them to death and take their outfits and masks and sneak into her manor. Hiding in plain sight they see this girl talk to the BBEG, an Ur-Priest, who tells the noble girl they will repaint the portrait. When they do, he promises she can be the model for the gorgon woman on her piece, and he will use magic to turn her into a gorgon for a short while to achieve this. She’s beyond excited because her family crest is the serpent and her dad is super crazy and has been telling her all the life he’s had visions that when she becomes a snake she’ll visit a perfect world. So between the sect and her father she’s pretty on board with recreating this world.

The party, dressed as servants, are told to return to their quarters and to take rest of the night off.
They follow rest of the masked servants to the area they live in and all of them pile into a room. A maid is in it and tells them they are in the wrong room.

>>51422561
Part 4.1 Only the 6th rape of the session.

Big Phil pulls out his club and tells Melgar to hold her down. He clubs her in the head till they pass out. Melgar goes to fuck her but Morgger tells him to wait a second. He pulls out a knife to cut out the walls of her uterus. In the Secret College of Necromancy support book put out by Green Ronin there is a necromancy spell or two that require scooped out lady parts to work. They were late game spells involve becoming younger, but Morgger was starting early. He then licks her butthole as Melgar is trying to pry him off so he can have his turn. Reynolds is trying to form a plan, and belittles the team for wasting time on the girl. He stabs the woman, trying to kill her. He misses and stabs her in the spine, and Morgger just slits her throat out of anger. Melgar attacks Morgger for ruining his free fuck. Big Phil tells them Morgger can’t ruin his fun and mouth fucker her dead body through her clubbed out teeth. The entire time I’ve my face buried in the Monster Manual and begging for it to end soon.

>>51422561
>Maid shows up

Why would you have her show up if any reasonable person could see the rape coming a mile away?

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>>51420033
>rape human women
>get raped by a human man

Justice

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>>51420033

>Psycho hero
>not Saikou hero

is this for /qst/?

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>>51422611
It was still pretty early in my rpgs and I wasn't as wise as I was now. I'm sure you, if not everyone to ever rpg, has done things they are ashamed of in their rpg careers.

Plus I wrote the entire camapign before sitting down with them. After the revealled their fucked up nature, I just wrote it all off as a lost and didn't bother to change anything to accommodate them because I knew either way my efforts would be fucked to death.

>>51422573
Part 4.2: The Miniboss

After Big Phil finishes and Morgger goes for round 2, Morgger raises her as a zombie. Knowing where in the manor the noble girl’s room is the party decided dick outs rush for the boss. The ‘dungeon’ is the manor with butler and man servant enemies and household knights with snake themed weapons/armor/magic.

They fight their way through the manor and Morgger raises more undead. A female knight, adopted sister to the noble girl, is the mini boss of the session. She has the class ability Smite Chaos, and has a lawful weapon that deals an extra 2d6 damage to Chaotic enemies, i.e the entire party. Melgar and Reynolds decide to handle her while Morgger ran back to the previous room to raise more undead and Big Phil was really badly hurt and went to go hide because he has Regeneration from a random magic item dropped a couple sessions ago.

The female knight goes last when we roll for initiative. Reynolds spends his turn walking up to her and casting melee buffs on himself. Melgar walks up to her and lands a blow on her. Without having to move she can do three attacks on them, and in one violent flurry decks Melgar into bleeding out. Reynolds weakly fights back but she wrecks him too. She heals up with Lay On Hands, but is out of Smite Evil/Chaos for the day. Morgger comes back and between his undead and Big Phil back stabbing her with Sneak attack, the get her unconscious.

>>51422745

>Female knight
>I've_seen_enough_hentai_to_know_where_this_is_going.png

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>>51420033
Any party in a Warhammer 40k game is going to go heavy on the psycho part by our standards, so I guess that counts.

My feral worlder frequently used the void born as a concubine specifically because in his eyes they're "unclean."

So uh. Guess that's got the psycho and rape parts down.

>>51422789
After about session six in our game, I knew the all three female knights in the camapign were about to share this fate.

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>>51422694

See, he gets it.

>>51420077
>>Your entire tribe, dead
>>Their bodies have been posed in disgusting, sexual positions, parents copulating with children, men with other men, the chieftain is giving himself a blowjob with his decapitated head
>>All of them have been decapitated
>>And their heads have been arranged to spell out FAGGOT
Dedication.

>>51422844
Keep posting this murderhobo festival.
I want to see how this goes further.

>>51422870
Why goddammit? I've suffered enough. Give me a second to shit out more as I softly weep.

>>51422894
You are secretly an M aren't you?

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>>51420033
>be a barbarian
>your tribe has successfully raided a flotilla of pleasure ships riding down the river for a holy prostitute festival
>you've had lots of good luck lately; before too long you expect to be driven off by a permanent garrison of knights and men-at-arms
>that's why you're scouting the riverbanks and setting up traps- to delay their surveyors as long as possible
>scouting duty is boring
>or at least it was, until you found yourself hanging from a tree upside-down
>"Shhh, make a sound and you're dead."
>Oh shit, a local hunter caught you
>"How many in your camp?"
>"T-twenty."
>The rope is cut and you slam into the ground. Before you can get up she pins you with her weight and binds your arms and legs.
>"Fifty!"
>"Better. How many are outside?"
>"Three. P-plus me!"
>"Hmm. Taking that many barbarians will be hard and I can't have you warning the others."
>Oh ancestors, here it comes; you're dead now.
>The hunter shoves you down on your back and you can see her poking around in her backpack. She's dressed like some kind of cleric.
>If you can just reach your axe.
>She forces a vial onto your lips.
>"Now now, let's not turn this recruitment into a rape."
>You pull your hand away from your axe and- wait, did she say rec-
>Your loincloth is suddenly soaked, and your clothing is grossly ill-fitting.
>Oh ancestors WHAT IS HAPPENING
>She clamps one hand over your mouth to muffle your shrieks as your body becomes that of a woman.
>Your strength advantage over the woman is gone, and she's started to finger you
>The pleasure and humiliation as she roughly fingers you while straddling your body is excruciating; you actually pass out once or twice, but the pleasure always brings you back
>She finally grins and pulls a toy from beneath your thighs, wiping it clean with your loincloth
>Your mother made you that loincloth
>Weepingly openly, you weakly curl into a fetal position, feeling the sloughed flesh, sweat and semen leaking from your transformed body
>Why

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>>51422992
Secretly a M? Like male? yes I am male, but that doesn't mean I wanted this.

Part 4.3 Why God Why
So the knight lays on the floor out cold and the party gathers around. Reynolds and Melgar get healed by Morgger and the decide what to do.
“She needs to pay,” Melgar screams.
Reynolds nods. “I don’t approve how much you guys rape, but this bitch need its.”

I’m dying and want to avoid what’s coming, so I tell them more guards are heading to their position and they should move quickly.
“No,” Big Phil calls out. “We’ll stand our ground and take as long as we need to punish her.”

So more guards and knights rush in. Fully healed by his item, Big Phil and the hordes of undead fight against the guards. The fight devolves into knights and servants trying to pull the female knight out from Melgar while he and Morgger wrangle her back into their hands and stuff their dicks into whatever holes they can fit it in. She bites Melgar’s cock and he pulls off in a blood stump and then a servant with a shovel knocks him out. Big Phil sneak attacks the servant and with a Fear spell casted by Morgger most of the other servants have fled. With the cover provided by the spell, Big Phil takes a moment to flip over the servant he killed, open his mouth, and filled it with his urine. He puts his self healing item on Melgar who wakes up. Reynolds recasted his melee buffs and kills the last knight in the room. Now free of enemies, a second time they all gather over her that night.

Also typing this all of this on my phone so sorry for spelling and grammer.

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>>51423043
>Secretly a M? Like male? yes I am male,

>>51423079
What do you want from me? I'm a poor broken man out of the loop?

>>51423094
I'll give you a hint.

It starts with an M and rhymes with asshole-kissed.

>>51422894
>n-no, leave me alone, I don't want to talk about this ;_;

You love the (you)s you fucking slut

>>51423112
A masochist? Why didn't you just say that instead of putting a vague capital M there? I don't know what craigslist shit you kids are up to these days.

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>Be young troll
>Belly full of human stew, you were sleeping soundly
>This deep in the cavern, daylight never reaches you, but you still sleep during the day so you can go out at night
>You're awakened by a terrible noise, it sounds like the door to your cave being kicked in
>Mother screams and there's a clanging like the stew pot being knocked over
>Father bellows and you hear the THUMP THUMP THUMP of his footsteps as he runs to see what's the matter
>You hear the signature THUD of his humongous club hitting the wall
>Then you hear father cry out in pain
>"No, please! I have a family! AAAARRRRGH!"
>The silence is more terrible than the noise
>The door to your room creaks open and you see a human in full armor poke his head in
>He looks around, then, despite being much smaller than a troll, drags your mother in by the hair and shuts the door behind him
>You hide under the covers
>You can hear him drag your mother's corpse over to sit beside your bed
>Peeking out from under the covers, you see the human has his back to you as he dobs your mother's blood onto his fingers and paints something on the wall beside your bed
>You hide again when he turns around, and you hear him giggle as he crawls under your bed
>Wh... why is he hiding underneath your bed?
>Why did he drag mother in here?
>What did he paint on the wall?
>You do your best to pretend to still be asleep, not moving, breathing slowly and deeply, trying not to wet yourself
>Your parents are dead, and there's a psychopath hiding under your bed
>What is he waiting for?
>What did he paint on your wall?
>Finally, after what seems like hours, you lift the covers just a couple of inches so you can see what he painted on the wall with your mother's blood
>I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE

>>51423249
Holy shit!
That's a pure creepy pasta right there

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>be a skeleton
>roaming around for your master
>turn a corner to see humans
>hide in the shadows
>you see another skeleton on the floor
>it's Therin
>oh gods what are they doing?!
>they got a goblin on a leash sucking on the bones of Therin
>if only you could puke
>you see a cloaked figure wisper to the armored one holding the chain
>his face turns to yours
>you pray to anyone that can hear you

This thread is giving off Deadpool vibes... if Deadpool was a fantasy adventurer rapist. So I guess you managed to capture the essence of CE.

>>51423410
It is, I'm pretty sure it's an edit of one.

>>51421204
You dumb motherfucker, the Geneva conventions don't restrict what weapons you can and can't use. You want the Hague, or the Saint Petersburg Declaration of 1868.

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>>51420033
>>51420077
>When frogposters play DnD

>>51420077
>>51420033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZPAa817xY

>>51420033
>>51420077
>>51424266
KEK wills it!

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>be banshee
>doing my usual shtick
>haunting the forest where I died
>fucking around with the local peasants from time to time
>stealing jewelry
>screaming like crazy
>raping their children
>livinthegoodlife.jpg
>one nice dark night
>floating around
>oh wait, is that a glint of armor I see?
>probably some foolish adventure come to sully my fucked forest frolicking
>not on my watch
>sneak closer
>planning to get the drop on him when
>Holy Shit!
>I didn't know they cut diamonds that big!
>need that jewel from around his neck.
>NOW!
>chase adventurer as he retreats back through my forest
>about to get him with my corrupting touch when suddenly I freeze in spot at the edge of the forest
> Fuck, at the edge of my domain
>literally impossible to go any further
>and there's the adventure at the border dangling the massive diamond necklace between his thumb and forefinger
>I wail
>I do the horrifying visage
>no good, he's just standing there in his dumb adventurer armor with a dumb grin on his face
>"You want this necklace? well, you're going to have to play nice and work for it"
>unzipsdick.jpg
>is this adventurer serious?
>really expects me to get him off in exchange for a piece of jewellry
>nice try kiddo, but I got like five of those back at home.
>but.....
>the necklace sure is pretty....
>fuck it

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>>51426065
>float down to my knees
>put on slightly prettier visage
>open wide and wait for him to insert
>he comes a little closer, but still just outside my domain
>"I'm not foolish enough to cross over the border. you'll just kill me if i do."
>smart human.
>I hate him
>I edge a little closer too
>mouth still ready to accept filthy human dick
>he gets just close enough for his dick to be on the border
>Gotta work hard to get my mouth any closer
>Struggle with barrier to get my mouth around adventurer's dick
>try reeling it in with tongue
>but the tongue is kinda ghosty so physics dont work the best
>He leans in more
>I manage to lean in further as well
>justthetip.gif
>start sucking adventurer cock
>GAG
>adventurer grabs my head and slams pelvis into my face
>can actually feel the his dick at the top of the throat I forgot I had
>human starts walking backwards slowly
>still holding onto my head
>oh shit, what the fuck is he doing
>starts dragging head across the barrier of my domain
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>head manages to pass through cause human dick is in it
>human dick is not in throat
>shit!
>starts violently pulling my head as my neck refuses to pass the barrier
>can feel my ghastly tendons and flesh straining in a overly sexualized game of tug of war
>ghastly tearing sound as my neck rips apart
>see ghostly body slump down behind me
>adventurer gives a vicious cry of victory mixed with ecstasy and jubilation
>furiously fucks my head before removing it from his dick and spiking it on the ground like a football
>starts furiously jerking it over my head
>last thing I hear is the adventurer scream "Dispel Evil!" as he blasts his massive load all over my face

>>51420077
>>51420033

Read R. Scott Bakkers "The Prince of Nothing", first trilogy. This is pretty much the Scylvendi, rapist barbarian hordes. I think you'd like it.

More please?

>>51420033
>>51420077
>>51420112

That is how you get your dick rotted off and have Clerics laugh at you.

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>>51428195

>Be lizardwoman
>Your tribe is on the move, searching for a new home
>The old one was overrun by a daemon army
>You know you're encroaching on human territory
>This could be dangerous; their frontier settlements are weak and mostly defenseless, but if you cause too much trouble they'll hire a party of adventurers to wipe you out
>You need to scout ahead, try to avoid trouble with the humans, and find a safe route through their territory to a new home
>A pack of wolves attacks and you get separated from the other scouts
>You hear a rustling in the bushes and whirl around
>Aw shit
>A human in full armor is standing with his hands on his hips, staring you down
>"You wouldn't be thinking of raiding the human settlements here, would you?"
>"No! My people are not bandits! We're simply passing through."
>"Hmm. Still, that could cause trouble. People would panic if they saw a whole warband of lizard people near their villages. You'd be attacked by someone mistaking you for raiders, you'd defend yourselves, and then you'd get wiped out by some group of adventurers or another. Happens all the time."
>You're a proud people, but you know he's speaking the truth
>"Perhaps if we were offered sufficient… enticement, our tribe might find a different route to travel."
>You're hoping to demand a tithe from the nearby farming communities, enough to feed your people while they travel
>The adventurer has different ideas
>"How about if I just convince you? Would your word be enough to get your tribe to travel a different route?"
>"Well… yes, but you'd have to offer me something VERY valuable indeed to get me to do so."
>"Very well. I SHALL ROMANCE YOU SWEETLY!"
>What

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>>51429789

>He whips off his cape and lays it out on the ground like a blanket
>Gently caressing your face, he slowly lowers you to the ground
>A magic scroll is activated and soft saxophone music begins playing
>What is happening
>He lights a couple scented candles, then hands you a heart-shaped box
>You're about to tell him your people are deathly allergic to chocolate when he opens the box and reveals it to be full of roasted grasshoppers
>Oh
>You munch on one and find it's deliciously flavored
>The human slowly removes your armor; for reasons you can't explain, you're powerless to resist him
>As each piece of armor is removed, he gently kneads and caresses the flesh that's exposed; it feels amazing
>Once you're nude, he removes his trousers, but otherwise remains fully armored
>"No need to stay quiet so the others can't hear you; I cast a dome of silence in case I had to kill you without alerting the others."
>O-oh
>He kisses you tenderly on the nape of the neck, then nibbles his way down your torso slowly
>Your tail lifts and you feel your cloaca moisten up as a hot sensation races through your veins
>Why are you going along with this?
>He inserts himself and you gasp in shock
>He's MUCH bigger than your mate
>And unlike your mate, who simply goes at the same pace and then finishes, this human is maximizing your own pleasure, finding what you like and changing his pace, depth, and angle to match your desires; the warmth of his mammalian flesh is an amazing feeling as well
>Oh gods, who knew humans could be such fantastic lovers!
>Your lovemaking seems to last forever, and you speak up for the first time in a while
>"Harder."
>He proceeds to fuck you like you've never been fucked before, harder and faster than anything you've ever experienced
>Oh gods, you're going to come

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>>51429818

>You both roar in ecstasy at the same time, and then slowly catch your breath
>"Wow… that was AMAZING!"
>"Good enough to get you to recommend your tribe go another direction?"
>"… yes."
>"Then my job here is done."
>He kisses your snout sweetly, gathers his belongings, and begins to leave
>"I guess the third time's the charm," he says as he disappears into the forest
>What's that mean?
>Still enjoying the afterglow, you stumble back to the others and report that it's too dangerous and the tribe must go elsewhere
>The other scouts return and report finding two your companions beheaded, with their own spears shoved up their asses
>You slowly turn pale as you think of what would have happened if you'd turned down the human
>What… what the hell kind of hero is he, anyway?
>The chieftain decides it's better to take another route that avoids humans
>Still, it wasn't all bad; that was the best sex you'd ever had

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>Be goblin
>You recently moved into a dungeon after your tribe was horrifically exterminated
>You have some serious PTSD
>Your shaman finally tells you to go to group therapy, deep in the dungeon
>You do, and find yourself sitting in a circle with another goblin, an orc, a couple kobolds, something that looks like a bugbear but… not, and a motionless ogre who just stares ahead silently
>Maybe he's seen some shit
>A dark elf walks in and introduces himself as the therapist, and informs the group that anything said in the therapy group is confidential
>"Let's start with you, Ickbug. What brings you here?"
>A kobold introduces himself, then slowly describes how a party of adventures wiped out his entire tribe when he was young and he was the sole survivor
>And then it happened again. And again. And a fourth time.
>He's suffering serious survivor's guilt
>"Thank you for sharing that with us, Ickbug. Why don't you go next?"
>O-ok
>You've never spoken about the events of that day to anyone before, and the shame and trauma overwhelm you
>It takes some serious encouraging from the rest of the group, but the therapist eventually coaxes you into telling your story
>You tell them everything; your horrific rape, the destruction of your tribe, and the horrible things that human had done to their corpses
>You break down crying and the dark elf therapist pats you on the back
>"There; doesn't it feel better to get that off your chest?"
>It kinda does
>The ogre beside you, who has sat motionless this whole time, finally speaks up in a voice that surprisingly isn't as deep as you'd expected
>"Pussies get fucked."
>W-what?!
>Everyone turns to stare at him for a moment
>You suddenly realize that he's been sitting UNNATURALLY still this whole time
>The therapist opens his mouth to reprimand him for his insensitive comment when a sword suddenly sprouts from the ogre's chest, slicing it open vertically

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>>51429951

>A gore-smeared armored human emerges from the ogre's hollowed-out chest cavity and shouts "SURPRISE, COCKFAGS!"
>Oh gods it's HIM!
>He beheads the therapist before he can react, then chases the others around the room, slaughtering them gleefully
>You curl up in a fetal position, sobbing
>The others all dead, the adventurer walks over to you
>"Get on your hands and knees, bitch."
>Oh gods not again
>You shriek and cry as he rapes you a second time, then cuts your balls off and force-feeds them to you
>"You obviously weren't using these."
>"K-kill me."
>"…. no."
>"Why?! Why are you doing this?!"
>"…. 'cause it's funny."
>With that, he pisses in the coffee pot, then casually walks out of the group therapy room, closing the door behind him
>There is no amount of therapy in the world that can fix this

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>Be a gnoll
>After too much raiding and slaughtering traders, nobody takes this route anymore
>We are now starving due to lack of caravans to rob
>I am sure there's a nature preservation lesson in there somewhere
>Whatever, we'll just move to another route
>Be left behind with others to set up camp, while the scouting party leaves to see if anything is coming
>Finish setting up huts and holes, only to realize the scouting party is still not back
>Did those fuckers find some easy pickings, and are having fun without us?
>Oh, there they are, they have some explaining to do.
>Wait, they are walking funny
>Covered in blood
>Oh dear lord where is their fur
>What are those ropes connected to them
>Entire tribe watches in horror as they see a progression of wailing and crying gnolls without skin pull a cart to the village
>A cart full of gnoll furs
>As some people try to approach to help, the cart explodes, sending out shrapnel everywhere
>Wake up way later
>See a human with a knife over me
>"My dog sled needs more dogs"
>I am now a flayed gnoll, pulling his damn bone-skull-blood-furs covered cart
>He keeps us alive by magic
>When we slow down, he tosses salt at us

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>Be a necromancer
>Set up shop in an abandoned crypt outside a city
>It's great, since nobody comes here, a cemetery is just outside, and I'm not an idiot to attract attention to me
>To be extra safe, have my minions dig out extra chambers under the crypt, and move there, making it look so that the crypt looks perfectly abandoned
>No pesky adventurers are coming to fuck with me
>Not until I have unleashed my skeletification plague, at least.
>Set up a telecommunication crystal, so I can keep it touch with all my necrobuddies
>One day, get a call from a girl necromancer which was also taught under my master
>She wasn't any good at it, I am pretty sure the old fart was bedding her
>Whatever, answer the call
>Oh god, it's not her
>It's some creepy looking blood-covered naked guy
>He has her face plastered on his crotch, so that his erect dick is coming out of her mouth
>"Hey fucko, I've heard you're pretty good at this whole necromancy thing"
>"Or, at least better than this broad"
>"I'll drop by soon, I've got a job for you to do"
>He shows up in about a week
>Oh dear lord, somehow, he's even creepier when in plain looking armor, than he was naked and with a face on his dick
>Asks me to fix his wagon
>Go outside
>It's basically a pile of rotting flesh stitched to a cart
>Six gnoll corpses without skin in front of it
>He wants me to raise it
>"Hey, can you make them sentient and able to feel pain, too?"
>Do as he says, terrified for my life
>"Say, that's pretty good. I should expand in afterlife pain, too"
>"How about you go with me, I could always use a man of your talents"
>I could practically feel myself getting decapitated if I refuse
>"S..s.sure…"

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>>51420033
What does that symbol on the shield stand for?

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>>51430501

>I am now traveling with what I am convinced is the next Evil Lord
>It's weird though
>I only get monster corpses to play with
>He doesn't attack human settlements, and doesn't allow me to steal corpses from graveyard
>Only times I get to raise humans is when he is raiding bandit camps
>And most of the time, I do not get to keep what I raised, too
>He leaves them screaming in agony forever, stuck on various pointy objects, as a warning for others
>He had me raise parents of a goblin, only so that they could forever stalk him, ambush him and rape him
>He forced me to rape a fucking male hobgoblin while he watched
>He had me create bodies for spirits and ghosts to inhabit, only so that he could fuck them
>When I refused to raise all the orc kids he stole, so that they could go back to their village, he got mad and raped me while screaming "YOU ARE WEARING A DRESS ANYWAY, SO YOU WERE BASICALLY ASKING FOR IT"
>Made me wear an actual pink dress instead of my robe for a month
>Never have I been so terrified in my entire life

>>51430506

Not some made up bullshit promoted by degenerates.

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>>51430506
From the thumbnail, I thought those were unown

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>>51430566
Ok, besides the obvious tumblr jokes, is that an actual symbol?

>>51430801

Look it up. The original file name is a hint.

I get the feeling we are witnessing the next Oinkbane-level character.

>>51430801
Possibly has something to do with three?

>>51420077
Go to bed, Thunt.

>>51429789
>That picture

Is that woman defecating onto a smilodon?

>>51421204
>Raping, torturing, and mutilating is good
Killing bad people doesn't make you good. A soldier who joins the military in order to kill people and rape women isn't a hero.

>>51420033
>>51420077
>>51420446
>>51420721
>>51421007
>>51423249
>>51426065
>>51426188
>>51429789
>>51429818
>>51429863
>>51429951
>>51429970
>>51430457
>>51430501
>>51430552

This kind of dedicated evil deserves a novel or manga/comic whatever.

Name it ''Knight in shining armour'' for the irony.

>>51433531
what would the format be like though? greentext seems to suit it pretty well.
bunch of little short stories that all center around one adventurer being a savage to all evil in the land, told from the perspective of his victims?

>>51433978
I would read it.

>>51433309
thats a loincloth, you dunce

>>51429951
I haven't laughed this hard in years

Thank you anon

This thread seems extremely autistic.

I need more

All I'm seeing here is business as usual for the ancient world.

>>51421007
>Carve runes of lightning
>Rub shock salts into the carvings
>Run a current through the subject
>Hammer a seal of the thunder spirit on
>"There. Enchanted. Next time do your research into what enchanting takes."
>"Now pay up or I'll enchant more of you. And not for free."

>>51434923
Extremely awesome*

>>51430801
>>51430506

Yeah, means "female presenting female gendered female sexed Lady".

>>51433978
So a 4 komma?

>>51430698
exactly. unknown, interchangeable things that someone on the internet knows way too much about

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Bumping quality thread

>>51435173
>Counter-edginess
Could you be a bigger faggot?

>>51435173
>implying i wouldn't

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I cant believe how hard I laughed at some of this. There might be something wrong with me.

Is this what playing a Paladin of Vengeance is like?

>>51422112
>Fighting fire with fire only leads to a land where everything is burned to the ground.
But anon, do you not know the actual process of fighting fire with fire? It's for fighting forest fires. You do a controlled burning of an area to create a firebreak, so when the larger inferno reaches it, there is no more fuel for it to keep going and spreading further.

Yes, you've ultimately burned part of the forest yourself, but the end result is that you prevented much, MUCH more forest from burning in the long run.

This is exactly the same. Doing a certain amount of evil in a controlled manner, under your own terms, to ultimately prevent more in the future. It's a dirty job, but if it's good enough for the heroes we call firefighters, it's good enough for me.

Besides, you can't tell me you wouldn't be tempted to pay a copper to pound a hot dark elf bitch. Those drow are A-OK with rape anyways, so you know she'd only be putting on a show of resistance for the sake of her pride, while actually enjoying it.

>>51422894
But your story tiem (and tears) are DELICIOUS, Anon! You have to keep going! Think of it as a public service, a warning to others about how fucked up players can be. You are doing the world a great justice.

>>51423249
I particularly like this one. Rape is overdone when it comes to being evil, but psychological torture is where it's really at.

Loved the original pasta, I give this hot remix a solid 9.5/10

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>>51429970
>"SURPRISE, COCKFAGS!"

Is this what it would be like if all Adventurers on the planet ended up afflicted with the CROSSED-Disease?

>>51421147
But I do this as Elf

>>51423112
Yeah that was just unnecessary time-wasting crap

>>51435173
Depends on the setting

>>51440641
>But I do this as Elf
GET
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OUT
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Screencaps?

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>>51420033
>>51420077
Go to sleep, Goblin Slayer

>>51445806
How do we know he wasn't just sleep walking the whole time?