>>52937732
Oh, please. We all know the Counter-Empire is going to turn out to have sabotaged it like they do every other nexus. Stilton's been hinting at that over in the dev commentary on the Crimson Tower forums for months, the only way it's not happening is if it was all one big red herring. And he doesn't have the self-control to pull that sort of twist. Remember back when half the plot of Beyond All Reasonable Knowledge got leaked back in 2019?

>>52937732
Friendly reminder that the Rebellion has been exposed twice to be evil and the Counter-Emperor dindunuffin.

>people unironiclly think the the wizards republic of ageros is unlawful
Dithfags leave now
Neo-capitalist-syndicism is the best government form and you know it

>>52937732
Unflarked genocide when? Kurzleflav did nothing wrong! Nothing!

>>52937732
A setting that doesn't exist? Sure, I love Warhammer Fantasy!

>>52937732
>abomiknights
>reaching the crafle of life
>when they keep on getting jewed out of their supply lines by drunk ageros merchents

>>52938036
Warhammer Fantasy still exists, it's called Age™ of™ Sigmar™ :^)

Daily reminder that if you like the Unflarked, you're wrong. Not even subjectively wrong, objectively wrong. They're a blight on the setting and an obvious pandering cash grab.

Has anyone had any trouble with planar beings of Ananke? I mean, sure, it's a plane of true chaos, but lately the Slaadi appearances have become more and more numerous in my area, close to the Highlands.

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>>52938044
>>when they keep on getting jewed out of their supply lines by drunk ageros merchents
>still clutching on the "muh mustached imp keikaku master" meme

Go back and fawn over the mountainside niggers, shitposter

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>>52938075
>dithfags this mad

>>52938023
>Kurzleflav did nothing wrong
>What is the second reckoning

t. Dyarafag. Saying Kurzleflav did nothing wrong is like saying that Andromodes should have used a condom.

>>52938108
When you fucking pay your debts to the bank of salt and sand tree nig

>>52937732
Look we've been over this a dozen times already. Inneros survived the Doomgrave something the Wolf-Thane couldn't do. What makes you think Unmanifest is going to do shit?

>>52938121
>implying you have to be a dithfag to recognize the blight that is the Unflarked.
Get fucked, the fact that you think they can be defended only proves that you're one of the people pandered to. You probably didn't even know this setting existed until the hamfisted entry of the Unflarked.

>>52937945
>red herring
>Not believing in /ouguy/, Based
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>>52938145
Because unlike the Wolf-thane, the Unmanifest has retrieved the Gauntlet of Lutheross. Jesus Christ it's like people on this board don't even read!

>>52938182
>muh Gauntlet
Everytime

>>52938145
If you can call fifteen years in the Ether surviving. Also Wolf-Thane was a pussy. A stiff breeze would have killed him if the Doomgrave didn't.

>/tg/ has a conversation over something that doesn't exist.
>Every post is bait to get arguments started
Good thread. It's like this is a real setting.

>>52938182
The gauntlet has been cursed since the sixth age you fucking moron, read the damn source material.

>>52938145
>Inneros survived the Doomgrave
>survived

What the fuck? I thought he got so maimed that they had to create a Replicat Anima just so that his pansy soul wouldn't get shoved up the First Son's buttplug or some shit

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>He's a Clockkeeper.

Reminder, the only class more useless in 6.8 is Cobbler.

I guess I'm just going to sit over here by myself, quietly appreciating the intelligence and artistic grace of Queen Lusscen of the Norv, beloved of the Norvmen.

>>52938212
I thought that Lady Ynneala broke the curse, though?

>>52937732
Enlighten me as to why the crimson knights declared all those innocent villagers heretics? There's no defense for the things they did, yet they're still treated like heroes.

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>>52938162
>Tolarickfag still mad that gaytor got blown the fuck out by BASED Tiaer

>>52938198
>>52938212
>Muh curse
Everytime. The authors clearly have indicated, if you could only read between the lines, that the Unmanifest is going to remove the curse. Once it's gone, the Unmanifest will be able to utilize it fully.

>>52938237
Nah, she broke the seventh cypher-seal on the curse, which is the first step towards removing it.

>>52938088
Can't say I have, but I have noticed strange behaviors when channeling the plane's power.

I was using it to keep a particularly important dice game fair, and when the dice were rolled they turned into a small church mouse and a living flame. Very odd, that... usually it's a newt and a banana stuffed inside a potato.

>>52938224
That dyke? The one who keeps promoting racism and paranoia against the Kaangala within her realm?

I can't believe you all keep forgetting about the bullshit god war that would be settled if Ytthid just chilled the fuck out and stopped stirring shit.

>>52938263
>Dyke
Hey, shut the fuck up about my waifu. She's straight. That business when she visited the Counter-Empire doesn't count.

>>52938224
She is literal fap bait
Not too mention that they killed the settings most interesting characters to get her on the throne
The shitstorm was so big that they discontinued the norv model list and pushed what was at one point an interesting and expansive faction into beong an irrelevant NPC nation
Not too mention justifying it with the arentil genocide

>>52938224
I swear to fucking Christ, the only reason Queen Lusscen even has a fucking following is because of the only piece of canon art has her barefoot. Which doesn't suggest shit, cause everybody goes barefoot at a Hollowing Ceremony. Since it's the only way to prevent Finmar the Heretic from crossing over and escaping the Black Garden.

>>52938222
>cobbler is useless
>walking speed is the most important factor of gameplay
>forgets the amount of small tools you can use for lockpicking
pls

>>52938255
Oh, yeah, you're right. Guess I need to read through the lore again.

>>52938303
What happens in the Counter-Empire stays in the Counter-Empire because it technically never happened in Timeline Primaris.

>>52938303
What happens in the Counter-Empire stays in the Counter-Empire.

Not judging her. That's literally the whole reason the Counter-Empire exists, and why they're best faction.

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>>52938241
>puritox score 87 (eighty-seven)
>THEY DINDU NUFFIN JUST GOING TO THE PALE SHRINE RAISING MORE GOLD FOR THEM DELIVERANCES

>>52938255
What about the curse that Lutheross' lich brother placed on the gauntlet in case someone would ever break the obvious curse? It was hinted at in last month's novel 'Beyond the Robelstur Outpost'. Shit is going to hit the fan if it turns out he wasn't banished to the outer dimensions and that curse activates.

>>52938302
>Ythid summoned the killer floaty mask after sending Salbadir to die
>Lusscen stabbed her brother and now The Thing That Treks is free
>Two out of Three Harbringers are out

So how many days until General Gaff kills prince whats-his-face and we've got Counter-Empy crawling out of that fucking cave to stop the apocalypse?

>>52938303
Funny how every time the Counter-Empire comes up anything unfortunate doesn't count.

Seriously though folks, what're Zabaz and Katem going to do about the Blood-magic conspiracy within the Crimson Knights? >>52938241 It's not like anyone's going to believe a pair of foreign priests over they're sworn protectors.

>>52938338
Fuck you and your timeline bullshit, and I thought we'd moved to Timeline Secundus anyway. Seriously, though, the setting took a nosedive quality-wise when the whole multiverse thing was introduced, as usual.

>>52938365
Nucanon shit from hack authors. Doesn't count.

>>52938329
>>walking speed is the most important factor of gameplay

That's getting overturned in the next expansion when they un-ban riding skills.

>>52938381
>Funny how every time the Counter-Empire comes up anything unfortunate doesn't count.
It's true in this case. It wasn't even explicit, you're reading too much into it.

>>52938329
Don't even fucking start with me... yeah Cobbler is great if it wasn't such a fucking bitch to make aglets. And don't even try to use the clog exploit which STILL hasn't been fixed in the rules.

>>52938145
The only reason the Wolf-Thane jobbed so hard during the Doomgrave's March is to get the other Thanes on board with the Ivrean "Pillar League" bullshit, and you know it!

Boar-Thane did nothing wrong.

>>52938214
Oh fuck, you don't know?

Turns out anyone pierced by an Archlance has their soul ripped out and replaced by a Vermillion Entity. And then during the Fifth Eschaton, when the Archlances were shattered, all those souls flew right back into their bodies.

You know, so they can just erase all that shit he did in the Month of Blades and pin it on the Ebonfathers.

>>52938392
Oh, we're in Timeline Tertius, now. Which, oddly enough, came out in fourth edition.

>>52938302
>if Ytthid just chilled the fuck out and stopped stirring shit.
He won't, though. He's a massive prick and the whole "Manipulating the Unflarked and the Dith behind the scenes" thing doesn't help either.

>>52938404
>un-ban riding skills.
Fucking finally. Everyone worth anything rides in the setting, because that's the only realistic way to cover long distances in the world unless you're a mage who can space-fold. Why they took out something so prevalent in the fluff, real life, and any goddamn fictional setting ever, is beyond me.

>>52938416
They literally said the words "Bruised clitoris"!

>>52938303
>Forgeting about the time she PUBLICLY HAD SEX WITH RANDOM PEASENTS FOR HER CORINATION CECEREMONY
>AND HOW THEY HAD TO DO THE CEREMONY OVER 10 TIMES BECAUSE OF THE ONE OF THE PREIST MISSED A WORD
Your waifu a shit

>$110 for a fucking single Copper Cretin mini

They're getting too bold for their own good, it's just resin for fucks sake.

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>>52938419
>Month of Blades
>canon

are you special?

>>52938263
It's called the COUNTER-empire for a reason yurifag.

And also we wuz kaangala is a /pol/meme

>>52938444
She ran into a table drunk earlier, remember?

>>52938447
No u

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>>52938241
>muh cleansing

I felt like the writers just got a little lazy on that one. Sure, considering the religious fervor in the province it makes sense that people overlooked it but I refuse to believe that every one of the sixteen great houses would buy the whole "doin it for the kids" rhetoric

>>52938488
Whist being lead to the all-female whore room, this level of denial is unhealthy my dude.

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>>52938346
>what happens in the counter empire stays in the counter empire

I still don't understand if this meme is canon or not

>>52938488
You need to drop your genocidal waifu man
She is a literal whore
You rember that time she sold her body in a counter-empire brothel for literally no reason?

>>52938429
Yeah, but he's also a massive wimp. One good hit on the bastard and he's out of commission and bailing out because he may as well just have lost an arm, body made of curses and all.

>>52938442
Blame Mark Conner. He's the one that discovered the Mongols for the first time a week before writing the book and thought they were the hottest shit ever. You could not do anything to someone that was mounted if you weren't yourself.

>>52938419
idk how no one has thought to deal with the Ether yet. Inneros should have been the wake up call.

>>52938536
that's barely considered canon at this point tbqh senpai. Give it another couple years and I'm sure the writers will have swept that little shit stain of fanfic tier wank faggotry under the rug

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>STILL no Restored Hypervale rules
They can't keep getting away with this

>>52938579
Her entire story line and character is one giant wankfest by a lonely virgin
If you get rid of all the magical realm stuff your left with a hisk of a character that apparently has slightly anove average hips and breast(not as large as the virgin queen of Poiltire)

I'd like some help /teeg/

>running Cavern of Casmira
>level 9 party
>Imp Bladesinger, Krucher Priest with domain of Mal'Pir, two Deep Elf Cobblers (don't ask) and an Almadii Scalper with the two first branches on Shieldmaiden
>they reach Sugar Bridge and stay at the inn
>one of the Cobblers casts fucking Lunatic Legs on the Inn
>they are currently running straight into the galactite mine

How do I unfuck this?

>>52938628
Still not as bad was when the empire of Inquirias somehow won against the Dith even though they are literally half the size of them and there weaponry and magic are shite compared to them, they don't even have Orichalcum mines.

>>52938636
Their in fucking sugar bridge
The place was designed for you to asspul incase shit like this happenes

>>52938531
It depend on whether or not you're in the Counter-Empire.

>>52938628
>""""""""""virgin""""""""""

Doggerels don't count, my ass.

>>52937732
Dude, the Trail Blazer adventure path proves that the Abomiknights can't touch the Cradle of Life without it rewriting the Chorjingian mutations out of their DNA. Or am I the only that paid attention to the RPG releases?
You can't even say it's not canon, since they told us the RPG material is the same universe when they revealed the CCG tournament plotline to be a separate reality.

>>52938636
>two Deep Elf Cobblers

You can't just drop that shit and expect people not to ask

>lunatic legs on inn

First off props to your player for being inventive enough to cast fucking lunatic legs on an inn. That mana regen bonus will be ridiculous. That being said, I don't think there's any sensible way to unfuck that.

>>52938653
>dithfags still mad about "muh invincible army" losing
The dith haven't been strong since 5th ed and the inquirias have some of the best military generals out their(fucking five rerolls if you have the elik truebron and seils combo)
It was only a matyer of time ontil dith started to lose some land

>>52938628
>husk of a character

She started with so much potential when they first introduced her and it just went downhill so god damn fast

>>52938659
Yes, but WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??
I already had them meet a Dirth Axe-Juggler and fight about six Warriors of Paath. Their only hope is a Word of Hope, but now PAATH IS FUCKING ANGRY!

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>>52938552
Faggots like you don't understand the sheer glorious power that was the Grocer Knight of the Horse or Pig Thane. Grocer Knight was the real counter to any horse-riding faggot. Why? Apples.

Seriously, these apples were a 'save or your horse drops you for apples' effect as well as extremely low damage. And since Grocer Knights in the lore and mechanics have unlimited apples, you keep throwing apples until they're off their horse. Not to mention, you could play a Cobbler and cast Reshoeing on them, thus putting the horse in a pair of fashionable foot high heels, causing them to have to roll Balance, which horses are shit at. Let's not get into the Philosiknight's Denial of Reality, where RAI you can consciously declare that horses do not exist and then fight as if it didn't.

But no, people with no skill beyond 'muh Wolf Thane' or 'muh Rebellion speed superior' crapped their giant baby diapers and refused to learn the tactics and shift the meta.

>>52938608
Hypervale is way too strong to be restored at anything other than GM discretion.

>>52938681
You can't prove anything that may or may not have happened in a Cat Box Timeline.

>>52938681
>literak fanfiction vs. Fanfiction thats canon
No matter how hard you try to slander her she'll be the most busty, pure and wealthy female in the land
Every time some one raid the palace her elite personal guard(fucking +5 MAR when next to her) bash their brains out

>>52938724
But the Inquirias don't use any powerful magic AT ALL due to them being super fucking puritan in lore and even the text paints them as being fucking retarded.

>>52938704
I had a player that really wanted to do the cheese combo of "I can move thrice in round for a whole day!" and the other guy really, REALLY wanted to start with a Sharkjaw Bow and the Sharkteeth Arrows. Also, they are apparently twins in-universe because both came with the picture of Tirmohes from Three On The River.

I kinda wanted them to take the second oath at chargen, just so there's no "lel your shoes are now fire" shit

>>52938802
Dith magic has been on decline ever sense retor the mad burned down the first archive

>>52938825
That was retcon'd and you know it.

>>52938728
Molemen
Their,everything was solved

>>52938832
>character refrences the pillaging of tum and the burning of the archives
>IN THE MOST RECENT DITH BOOK
>WRITERS SPECIFICALLY SAY THAT THEY'RE SHIFTING THE DITH FOCUS FROM MAGIC
>"b-bu-but muh retcon"

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>>52938842
>Molemen
>on a party with two Deep Elves and an Almadii Scalper

C R I M S O N E D

>>52938702
>implying they aren't just going to kidnap the Still Queen and do whatever the fuck they please
Haven't you read Footprints in the frozen lake?
Whole book is basically a setup leading to that.

Hey guys. I was invited to fill in for someone missing in a game and introduced my character as an Auldrigvinter Nephanderite of Raphtalia. The GM immediately pulled a gun out from under the table and point it at me, motioned for me to hand over my character sheet, which I did, scanned it over making a couple corrections, handed it back, put the gun away, then started the game. I think the only reason he didn't pull the trigger was because I chose schitzophrime as my memetic domaine, rather than schizerphreme, which so many people are worried about. But I'm not sure, what is the general community consensus on this?

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>>52937991

Anyone else excited about any of the changes to race descriptions in 6.8?

>Molemen actually have natural digging affinity and don't have to invest in dirtomancy.
>Skeletons of the Doomgrave actually have no constitution score and no longer require rest.
>Chaosfraugs actually receive racial bonuses to things that a cobbler or swordbarian might actually use.

>>52938882
The thing is, without magic, what do the Dith have besides aquatic engineering, which is situational at best, and tunneling, which >>52938842 do better in every way?

They're never going to hack it at strategy, especially against the Inquirias who they're still at war with. There's no way this doesn't end in complete unmitigated genocide without some asspull to completely change who the Dith are as a people and personally I'd rather see them dead than lose their character.

>>52938947
Your DM did nothing wrong
I would pull the trigger if i saw schitzerphreme desu

>>52938911
>Footprints in the Frozen Lake
Bitch, you know that was Quartus and you know it - the limited release Japanese material is always Timeline Quartus, or whatever timeline that material turns out to be
And no, I haven't read it because they released only 500 copies, and nobody has done a scanlation for the trove yet.

>>52937732
Okay, so wait. Who won the Hundred-Way-War in Wakoku again? Because I keep hearing the Gekokujo took it, but someone else is saying some guy from the Nakanu is gearing them up to attack Gojoseon, and the setting books barely ever update us on them.

And WHAT happened to the Ard Uls?

STOP.

Alright, it's time to summarize everything we've gotten so far and turn what we've got into something resembling consistency, then continue on from there.

>>52938993
The whole war's cat box. So long as nothing is updated we're just supposed to assume that all sides won/lost.

>>52938958
>forgetting about the zoo dith build

>>52938993
the last time someone gave a shit about the Eastern Kingdoms was that one shitty crimson knights crusade

>Ard Uls
>getting literally cucked to death by a mountain god

>>52938993
You need to read the new Primal Annex Handbook that just came out, my friend. I don't think it's in the Trove yet.

>>52939030
Wruters are magical realmers who turn every female character they have into massive fetish bait

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>>52938982
>le quartus is everyone meem

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Last thing you're gonna tell me was that Inneros was Quartus for the last year or so. Do you ever stop and present any other argument than "lel ancient Almadii shapeshifting?" Is there any end to this shitposting?

>>52938950
Who'd disagree? They're a cool concept, they're mechanically viable, and their crunch and fluff interact in bizarre and exiting ways.

Whats that group that turn mental issue's into demons again? I totally forget there name since they were barely mentioned in the books

>>52938381
Zabaz and Katem are wasted on that dumpster fire of a story, the writers are are just afraid of SJW backlash from putting the wacky not!African comic duo at the forefront of anything.

>>52939055
Spergomancers?

>>52939055
Blackened Sun

>>52939030
What happens in the Counter-Empire stays in the Counter-Empire.

>>52939075
No not the meme name, the actual name, >>52939080
thanks, now I remember.
Why are they called that again?

>>52938728
Their fault if they didn't buy the Rod of calm from the merchant ouside of the inn.
If you're really desperate just go loldithianmanachasm area and make them all collapse and forget.

>>52939040
>>getting literally cucked to death by a mountain god
Goddamn retcons, they had the most going for them in the 8th edition.
Fucking Niseioi mary sue faggots with their retard writers wanting them to be in everything.

>>52938993
Okay, so according to the Myriad Ways of Erget, which I know is CCG, but that's the only place you see the Wakoku lore updates since 4.5, Gekokujo won the border areas of the peninsula, so the rest of the setting thinks he won, since Kerotani raised the Great Sea Wall from the ocean floor and cut off the ports that could slip past the Are Gelus blockade. But the war is now down to Gekokujo, Gojoseon, and the Nakanu prophets council.
Not sure on the Ard Uls yet.

>>52939058
>writers
>afraid of SJWs
Are you forgetting that time they had welka the young fuck her father on her bridal bed while her new husband watched?
Or that time they had elfra get raped by rollgan and then later be enslaved and raped to death by her son?
Or the ENTIRE COUNTER-FUCKING-EMPIRE?

>>52939104
What was the worst mary sue momnet of the niseioi moment to you?
I think it was when they convinced a abominknight to turn themselves in.

>>52939089
After the brand that's left on their patients body when they kill the Demon Neurosis.

>>52939129
A couple of bruised clits and EVERYBODY thinks your main faction is nothing but a bunch of hopped up degenerates. We do weird time shit too!

>>52939168
I think the writers honestly forgot bout the time stuff.
We havn't gotten any update on the castle frozen in time or the village that is looped in time in what three years?

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>>52939053
>lightning eyes
>skeleton temples
>solar eclipse powers
>THE FALCON HART

I mean how could they not be the best

>>52939050
Dammit, I hate that fucking guy! Why did they make Wick's conspiracy boner canon, the fucker should be working on making 7th Sea 3e be a reasonable system like 1st edition.
What I meant is that all Japanese material, like Footprints in The Frozen Lake, is timeline Quartus, since they couldn't insult the Emperor, and you know that Chorjingia was based on glorifying the post WW2 downfall of Japan.

>>52939188
No but we do get tone of weird descriptive magic realm stories

Who is the THICCest girl in the Annex current canon?!

Also, when is the next adventure modules being released for organized play? I read over the Night of the Necronons stuff weeks ago, but I haven't got official use to use it in the LGS.

>New megadungeon that spans three chapters.
>City of Swords is getting demolished
>Four Dragon Princes have they keys to resorrect Wolf-Thane and use him for their nepharious deeds

What a time to be alive!

>>52938531
It only happens while you are in the counter-empire and it only happens retroactively in that continuity space. It's retconned from real space as soon as you leave unless you have Sun Theocracy spacetime hacks and even that only lasts as long as the user remembers his third name.

>>52939089
Remember when the Crimson Dindus decided to actually open that portal to the Unmanifest so that they could "ambush" The Thing That Treks? Apparently the sun got eclipsed by some manifestation of an Outsider, probably Muumah, and in the shade Sond saw how to "fight the enemy without from within".

Still, only two demons as of yet and they are autistic childrens' fears.
Good job.

>>52939224
Trust me
This is all a build up to clean up the civil war ridden mess that is navgad and replace it with the outsider church

>>52939133
I say it was that one time when they CONVINCED AN ENTIRE BEAST CULT TO WORSHIP THEM INSTEAD

SERIOUSLY
A BEAST CULT
AND NOT JUST ANY BEAST CULT
BUT A SEA BEAST CULT DEDICATED TI THE FUCKING OROBORUS

>>52939224
>Crimson Dindus

Hey now! The Crimson Knights own up everything they do, they just don't care. That's what it means to be a Crimson Knight.

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Who here is excited for the next installment with the Kanegrove initiates? They havent shown up since the month of nine, so I really want to see what they've been up to.

>>52939253
Dammit! I hate the Outsider church with their stupid OP gods, and if they use it to replace Navgad... There goes half the sudden war plotlines from the spy-mercenaries having nothing to do.
I mean, I'm all for the plotline moving forward, but Navgad provided a constant background conflict that made it so we didn't need a constant stream of world ending threats to fight.

>When Belgar took the Hammer of Perphenos and struck down the White Council

How are they going to top this?

>>52939111
Okay, that works. Thanks!

>>52939040
Yeah, that made me sad, too.

>>52939317
None of those guys are staying dead and you know.

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>2017
>Not being a Boenafag

>>52939301
I want to be excited but my group won't shut the fuck up about them.

Yeah, yeah. "Blood of the Elder Drake flows through our veins blah blah..."

>TFW you've been lost in the lore so long that you can't get excited when main protagonists and the most interesting factions get new material.

>>52939341
Well we know at least one is staying dead, his soul was destroyed after all.
Unless they bullshit a way to reverse soul destruction

>>52939317
>Rollgan kills the leviathen and uses its corpse to go into the unnmanifest and kills 60 baby old ones

>>52939282
I still believe that's some sort of long game. Beast Cults may worship Beasts, but they've had people underestimate them before because of that only to get fucked hard once it came Wild Hunt time.

Trust me, the tide will turn.

>>52939353
Boena hasn't been relevant in years.
Rhosyn is where it's at.

>>52939366
>Reverse soul destruction
>9th Level Advanced Alchemy Ritual: Reverse Greater Soul Destruction exists.

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>>52939291
>The Crimson Knights own up everything they do
>implying they haven't doomed half the countryside with false accusations
>implying the Pale Shrine pilgrimage wasn't an excuse to go around and pillage like assholes
>implying that we aren't on the third instance where they antagonize the Abomiknights for any other reason than them not allowing them to "cleanse and protect"
>and then go to Queen Hooker and go BUT WE INNOCENT

>>52939341
I'm so sick of the White Council arc though, I can only stand Trans-dimensional Mage politics for so long before it starts to get redundant.
>"Hurr durr let's argue about why we should intervene in the Felisian War for the 12th time"

I hope the writers just let it go, I want more focus back on Drak and his band of of Star Mercenaries.

I literally have a Dardelioss Redthunder 1:1 statue with all his Crimson Lord paraphernalia in my living room.
How does that make you feel?

>>52939387
Boana is one of the only factions in the game with flying mounts out of the gate, which will make they super OP once riding gets reintroduced.

>>52939402
you know that was a 3rd party supplement right?
thats like saying the 'tome of erotic fantasy' is canon.

>>52939382
>Rollgan killed the leviathen
>oroborus got all of its cultist stolen
>the rat king was sent into hiding
>only the flaming boar, kraken, and the sand wurm still remain unscathed
I want them to make a come back but its impossible

>>52939407
How fucking tall is your living room ceiling?!?!

>>52938531
THATS THE POINT

>>52939406
>The Felisian War will never fucking end in our lifetimes.

Feels bad

>>52939403
Blood-magic conspiracies!

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>>52939440
Let me guess, all the Crimson Knights where actually Quartus?

>>52939428
>Implying the core book doesn't expressly say that "TheBook Of Erotic Fantasy is completely an 100% hard factual canon, so help me God, I swear on my anal circumference."
I copied it word for word.

>>52939040
>>52939331
So that's what happened to them. Must've missed that update, I was having to work a venue in the middle of nowhere for three weeks at the time the lore archives say it was released.
Certainly explains why Ard Gelus (my tablet still autocorrects it to Are) didn't help them if its the god I think it is.
Its the ancestor mountain one, right? I would check, but that section of the trove got hidden again and the Crimson Codex website is hidden behind a paywall again.

>>52939429
They've been implying awfully hard that those refugees swarming in from the Brine Continent are running from a new Beast, and the Rat King was last seen swimming south.

>>52939403
>queen hooker
I wonder when they will replace her
She single handily ruined norv as a faction

>>52939439
I don't know, it kind of feels like it's just there as a sort of "back burner" plot. Like they're dragging it on for the action scenes amidst all the political shit.

Let it drag on forever, as long as we still get delicious orc waifu cheesecake in every suppliment that mentions it.

>>52938725
You're Not Wrong.

>>52939407
Like I have a million bucks after you spent so much on that.
Though I shouldn't be making fun of you, I bought a set of Eira figurines to fill out my Rathik army.

I can't fucking believe I read this entire thread...

>>52939519
No, its because Norm Abrams can't write a war scene worth shit and thinks that spewing a thesaurus with no regard for what he's actually saying makes for good political drama.
Oh, and all the treachery he puts in. Makes you wonder what his mother was like to make him think that life works that way.

>>52939544
Me too.
I wanna play a Crimson Knight and fight the Abomiknights now.

Quick!

You have 10 seconds to name your favorite Kanesgrove Mage Academy and favorite legendary weapon.

Go!

>>52939502
They wont. The whole plan is to have her fuck up Norv to hell and back just so they can finally fracture the Counter-Empire after they Northern territories leave Norv.

aka, bullshit minis are more important than having a proper and fun canon

>>52939467
Quartus has a hand in everything, if it had hands. On a higher level it's everyone and also not everyone.

On a practical the Crimson Knights have been infiltrated by Blood Magicians, who unlike them will lie their asses off and not own up to anything. That's why Zabaz and Katem are having such a hard time rooting them out. They're not prepared to deal with their bros lying to them. They way they handle this conspiracy could change the knight forever IF ONLY THEY WOULD PROGRESS THE FUCKING PLOT!

>>52939561
>>52939544
I've wanted to do this thread for a while now, but I couldn't figure out a successful way to start it. Thanks OP.

Someone should write some of this shit down, and we should make a 5e campaign setting for this shit.

>>52939566
>favourite legendary weapon
they're all the same bro

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>>52939601
>5e

Not using the much superior Flights & Fancy system.

>>52939559
>Makes you wonder what his mother was like
I thought the exact same thing.

My players were uncomfortable as fuck during that Ogre fortress encounter. I didn't realize when I read through it the first time, but it seemed like it was written by a sexually repressed teenager when I read it out loud...

He's gotta sort that shit out. Can't deny that the weekly blog suppliments that he was publishing with all the weapons were really cool for a while there.

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>>52937732

TOP TEN BEST

1.Vagafalcons
2. wizards republic of ageros
3.Counter-Empire
4.Crimson Knights
5.Grocer Knights
6.Molemen
7.Niseioi
8.Deep elves
9.Eastern Kingdoms
10. Abomiknights

>>52939566
Ms. Clementines Academy for Worrisome Young Ladies and the Dungeon Trance Ring.

>>52939566
Academy of War Flowers and the Non-Existant sword.

War Flowers are OP as hell and full of juicy flavour, and the Non-Existant Sword is the only weapon capable of slaying the Imagine Demons.

>>52939654
Isn't the academy of war flowers a military book that is heavily implied to be written by the Counter-empires founder?

Read Unmanifest as ultramarines

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>>52939566
School of the Maligned Gifts

Bastion's Luminum

>>52939667
Not since the days of the Bevan Conglomerate.

>>52939630
>He doesn't use the 1995 Abomiknights RPG 2nd edition written by Norm Adam's with special introduction by Blart McNart.

Get out.

>>52939601
Op here. I make these kinds of threads and copypaste them cutting out name, date etc.
until it turns legible. I feel like they get the best out of people and enjoy reading them.

>>52939566
>>52939611is right, the 5520 update in 5.8 revealed that all the legendaries were just the same Almadii weapon just bouncing through time and changing its shape.
Which is bullshit, my game removes that, but I just remove everything that John Wick put in, since he just leaves inconsistencies that are "solved" with "le secret society was responsible all along!" Asspulls.

>>52939684
>School of the Maligned Gifts

Good taste. You degenerate fuck.

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>>52939649
>Vagafalcons number 1
>Not even including the Seekers of Lamalcious

Imagine having taste this shit

>>52939667
Shit, you're right.

I meant the Flower Crown, the group of insane wizards who make flowers grow everywhere, thus turning enemies peaceful while they wade in and eat their entrails.

>>52939649
>Abomiknights last
lemme guess, they killed your waifu, Queen Buttface?

>>52939566
I like the Academy of the Eternal grove.
Mainly cause it pisses off counter empire fags when I play them, they were designed to counter everything they do.

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>>52939684
>Bastion's Luminum

>>52939699
Blart McNart ruined the game by adding charm as a skill and you know it.

>>52939750
She was in the way to the Cradle, but that was way too brutal even for them and they're never going to reach the Cradle anyway. The world loves shitting on they too much.

>>52939648
At least he knows his cooking, I haven't seen food porn like that since Redwall. Have you seen his in-setting recipe blog? Glorious stuff, especially since his sister is a professional chef.

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>>52939756
>Stickin' it to those counter-empire cuck sympathizers

My nigga. I just like the Eternal Grove's uniform, and their secret handsign.

My most recent character was a Moleman Killusionist from the Eternal Grove.

>>52939779
The cradle isn't even that important though. Fucking Queen had no real idea what she was doing, just trying to do *something* and thereby up her status with the Council of Aspe

>>52939667
That's one interpretation. There's another school of thought that its all just lesbian porn that you read way to much into. We'll never know, because no one but the Counter-Marshall is allowed to read it.

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>>52939735

Come on how can the Seekers of Lamalcious compete with this>>52939192

>>52939649
>falcons number 1
>no beast cults
>abomikinghts last
>no seekers
>no dith or dirth

>>52939799
Because we're like the Kalkesian army, we keep trying but we know none of this matters.

>>52939803
The Cradle is everything! If it weren't the world wouldn't be trying to kill them off because they're questing for it.

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Threadly reminder that best boy the Duke of Southfire is still stuck in the un-forging of Timeline Nullius because you fags voted for waifus to get out of the Fate Manifold first.

We could have saved him.

And between the Duke's imminent unmaking and the disbanding of the Jazz Battalions, the last two factions from the 'Pizazz!' book are fucking gone.

>>52939566
The Five Towers of the Metahand will always be my go-to for magic shit.

Also the Sword Script is pretty great. Single-handedly put the Calligrapher class on top of the heap. Weaponized fucking fonts.

>>52939428
>thats like saying the 'tome of erotic fantasy' is canon.
>Implying it isn't

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>>52939816
>no Wild Thanes

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>>52939816

Again see this >>52939192

>>52939816
>>no beast cults
The Falcons started as a Beast Cult, as did the Molemen. They were just lucky enough to get to their beast after it was killed before the flesh melted too much.

NEW BOOK PLOT SPOILED
>beast cults not dead
>oroborus recovers
>new elephant beast
>new whale beast
>queen hooker gets killed
>this ignites a giant civil war in norv
>dith finally peaces out and starts to rebuild infastructure
>abomikinghts almost get to the cradle and fail
>again
>old one chruch is established
>southern kingdoms are being destroyed by an external threat
>eastern kingdoms have entered a giant war between themselves
>white council is revived
>agaib
>abomikinghts stick on island in the middle of nowhere because they miss calculated the boat fee

>>52939649
>no Norvussars of the Norv, Most Adroit of the Concubine Queen

Fuck you.

>>52939834
Damn, I thought the Jazz Battalions got retconned out in the shift from 2.5 to 3.0. Sucks they're going out though, those switchblades and sax solos were murder in the wargame.
But yeah, should've saved South fire, but the Deva admitted they were going to ignore any vote for him though. He was too competent and woulkdve stopped most of the current plotline from happening. They could've just lored in a reason to nerf him down from wiping entire armies by himself though.

>>52939878
I like the group of molemen that still worship their beast, They have some great fluff with there ability to 'revert to their true form'

>>52939828
The Kalkesians are so good, but they're so fucking bad. They're the Dan Hibiki of the setting and I'm sure that's intentional.

>>52939909
>Devs, not Deva

surprised kergga fags haven't infested the thread yet, good job guys

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>>52939811
>Ability to see through the eyes of all Magen
>Led by a literal sapient sun from the Ysmar Plane
>Pupils shaped like the phase of the moon

Seriously why WOULDN'T they be at the top??

>>52939703
OP, I must thank you for this. This clusterfuck must become reality

>>52939939
We already had the a shitposter claim Bastion's Luminum as the best legendary weapon, so points off for that.

>>52939899
>beast cults not dead
On one hand, fuck Stilton for continuing to bring them back.
On the other, I love me some fucking beast cults.

Did Trevon survive, or are they under a new prophet now?

>>52939957
someone please muster up their autism and compile this into real lore

>>52939899
>>new elephant beast
>>new whale beast

I knew my boy the Rat King would come though. All your asses are getting eaten now!

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>>52938044
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>>52938166
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>>52938444
>>52938488
>>52938555
>>52938911
>>52938955
>>52939055
>>52939111
>>52939133
>>52939144
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>>52939566
>>52939611
>>52939699
>>52939799
>>52939811
>>52939899
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>>52940000
Checked, the Dugnar gods have really blessed this thread.

>>52939963
Didn't Trevon canonically survive wrestling unarmed against Bastion with Lumi?
It's a shit

>>52939985
Trevon is fucking dead
Collapsed in on itself when the mass influx of souther immigrants came in and fucked the whole faith

>>52939997
ain't gonna be me, I got my neices to watch tonight and tomorrow, and all I'll have is my tablet if my wife doesn't hide it from me so I don't get distracted

Alright but seriously

Can we all stop our factionfagging for one moment and appreciate just how awesome the battle of Jurrens Keep was?

Especially since the fucking Counter-empire got their asses slaughtered by the Sigimar

>>52937945
>Counter-Empire
I miss the older versions of the Counter Empire, before Gregg T. Murdoch completely wrecked their fluff and reworked them into what they are today.

>>52940028
>sigamr
Sogmar was nowhere around that battle(as stated in the new edition) instead it was sigmars brother callsius

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>>52939942

Because

>the sacrifice of Abzlala making them virtually Immortal beings.

>owning half the land in the world

>the true masters of lightning

How can anybody else even compete

>>52940028
If you got your hands on the Rubivorum through a complete asspull too you'd steamroll factions too.
>Implying Counter-Empire didn't get its victory stolen

>>52940028
It was truly epic, until the 5523 update in 6.0 retconned it to a Norv win by bullshit. Seriously, a new alchemical invention made to showoff the new rules, and they said it was suddenly in military use twelve years before it was publicly known? Bitch, it would've leaked after deployment, everyone knows soldiers talk to whores.

>>52940083
>"""owning""" half of the land in the world
And by "half" i mean a 25th of the world as of the newest edition

>>52940089
Except they first deployed it within the Counter-Empire, so it might have been in development for 12 years retroactively.

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>>52940083
>Muh Immortal all powerful asshole faction

literally kys or learn to like something other than the obvious superman analogue.

The Seekers of Lamalcious are the real heroes of this fucking bloodbath, the only ones actually make a difference.

So, favorite underrated factions or characters which have fallen by the wayside over the editions? I'm gonna go with the Ultrastellar Foundation:
>sure, they were shilled as fuck when they were introduced but it made sense
>fucking parapsychic corps
>fucking live in space-time fold IN THE SKY/SPACE
>fucking lightwave carriers and temporal slides
Okay, maybe they were really high on some drugs and bad scifi back then but you gotta love these guys, no?

>Not a single post mentioning the filth that is The Wild Prince
>Ignoring literal pandering
Talk about contrarian, a month ago everyone was shitting on it until the newest lore pack was released.

>>52940124
Not according to the novels. Shifting Times of Sushin showed its first deployment by Norv against the Counter-Empire, which is where they got the idea.

>>52940046
>le old empire was better
Murdoch's stuff isn't the best but the old Counter Empire was just a pile of shitty tropes.

>>52940174
Fuck the new lore, its been shit since fourth edition when they started retconning everything!

>>52940152
>LETS PUT SCI-FI STUFF IN OUR FANTASY GAME XDDDDDDD
>*flops horribly*
>okay time to discontinue it

>>52940152
>Ultrastellar Foundation no longer canon
>Somehow CAPTAIN RICKY HERO OF THE FOUNDATION is still part of the setting
>Still getting books
>Still has a robot sidekick even though there are literally no other robots in the setting

I have no idea how that happened, but I fucking love it.

>>52940190
Oh don't pretend this whole mess of a setting ever was 'pure' fantasy, shit's been skirting over the line of fantasy, scifi and even cyberpunk for decade.

>>52940174
Listen
The wild prince isn't a thing yet
They were just intorducing an endgame for the beast cults
You would know that if you paid attention to the lore

>>52940191
Quinlan Pachinc tweeted about it while drunk.
Apparently the company thought it was a good idea and ran with it.

>>52940184
The new lore is all retcons and settling things; the old stuff was a mess but at least it wasn't as bland as week-old bread.

>>52940083
>owning half the land in the world
>counting former conquests at various stages in time as "owned land"
>not accepting the Kalearian secession and basically being single-handedly responsible for the second Chalice War where they got their shit pushed in hard
>lost everything because too greedy to let go of a fucking province
Vacafags, topkek

>>52940191
Yeah, didn't you hear? Phorosphoro is not a robot anymore. He's a "Circuit Golem."

>>52940191
Timeline Primus still gets books, so we know there's a team that can get us lore updates and rules changes to play with the best timeline.
The 2nd edition of the RPG is still the best, and the sales show it. If they went back to that with updates from the best parts of 3, 4, and 5.5, sales would soar and we wouldn't see threats of the RPG being discontinued.

>>52940222
They ruined some of the best factions(ex. Dith, norv, beast cults) and gave them have shitty lore and writers who are only in it to write smut
Atleast some factions like dirth and beast culys are nearly impossible to fuck up because of the sheer history they have

>>52940209
If the cult endgame is that piece of shit then the C-E is getting a new player
>Meme faction somehow superior now

>>52940209
I still don't like the wild prince. He's only supposed to show up after the deaths of all the Beasts, but I play Beast Cult because I like the Beasts. The Flaming Boar is so much fun to chase, the Rat King is this cheating little shit that always ends up back on top, The Kraken wears whole ships, the Sand Wurm...

I've got nothing for the sand wurm, but the rest are great.

>>52940268
Its onky the end game for the "united" cults(probably going to get discontinued next edition because they sold so horribly)
The old individual cults still have their own wincons

>>52940240
I thought that was just how the Kalearian Golemancers described him since they didn't understand how he worked?

I mean, to be fair, The Capn doesn't really know either (damn good thing the bot can perform his own maintenance), but I always thought the implication was that Phorosphoro is still pure technology?

>>52940260
Norv were a warning of what's going to happen to some of the more fringe factions with female rulers
Clearly trying to appeal to waifufags so they have someone ton step on them

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Khana best girl.

>GM and judge literally stop entire LGS mid-game
>GM looks me dead in the face and tells me that my Crimson Knight Shield master has to pay 137 Aether Crystals to replace my Gear Goblin pilot if I want to keep using my Golemech as a companion.
>The most reliable staple build in the core game, the competitive game, or the wargame is being knocked and dimed right beneath our noses.
>One guy at the table actually laughs and calls me an old man

THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP

Oka but in all seriousness guys, we need to write down this fucking mess for posterity.

>>52940295
At least they introduced Ginga the Trull in that expansion. Badass old ladies aren't exactly my fetish, but I've never met one I didn't like.

>>52940310
>Dithian elf
>Preaches tolerance like a lawful stupid
>Confirmed to cuck all of her partners
>Not a redhead

It's like you like sloppy seconds that betray you

>>52940321
I bet that guy was playing as a Regis Mexis. Fucking assholes the lot of them

>>52940324
We really do. It'll be like the Amalgam crossover comics, which are written like Amalgam comics are the only major comic book publisher in the US, fake history and everything.

>implying my Runeslinger couldn't kill 4 cobblers of his level
I tried theorycrafting a bit and if they're all in a cone in front of me I can basically oneshot them (I combo all the runes and have a Destructio equipped.)
Not even powergaming lol

>>52940344
But then she built the Aquarimaius and all was forgiven.

>>52940109
Fuck the new edition

nerfing the Lord of Birds and solar priests

>>52940339
Ginga is a shining exception to it all
She's got the mind and a body to turn you into a puddle while being an interesting characyer

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>>52940142
>>52940226

> being this butthurt

I guess not everyone can be the best

>>52940378
Lord of Birds was always trash you could only play one way: stacking small birds. There was no other way to win, its the most boring class in the game. Now we have actual options outside of the sparrow stack, you just have to experiment a little.

>>52940310
>Not Gorta, Mother of Spawn
>Literally not THICC Kergga-chan
>Not either of the sidhe twins
>Not Hooker Queen
>Not titty-Monster Grayilda

Don't get me wrong, she's not awful. But she's definitely not best girl.

>>52940152
If they weren't the excuse for every fucking retcon for like five years, I think more people would be on board with them.

They're pretty damn rad though.

>built a civilization in the glowing cracks in reality around the entry wound from the All-Blood's emergence into the Bound Timelines
>mounted an expedition into the Unwound Lands, risking their own retroactive existences, to recover the City of Orbs
>that time a few Parapsychics deserted and joined up with a landbound merc group in the Night Mountains
>the absolute fucking best art in the CCG
>all those weird materials they can mine or forge (Stardust Steel, Wreathfire, Light Sheets, Vimfiber, etc)

I really hope they give us a second wave of Crimson Knights
The siege engines are metal as fuck.

>>52939566
The Jade Circle, Anguend the Hero-slayer

I really like the fluff on the 'kings of vermin' and how they are implied to be demons made from rat king followers.

>>52940391
Except for the fact that she was a character from all the way back in first edition(NORVS FIRST RULER) and has kept her youth by drinking the young blood
She may be a hot, sexy ancestorial grandmother but its heavily inplied that the young blood is running out

>>52940367
That reminds me, did anybody buy the runes needed for the RuneCaster system that AEG used only when they had the RPG license for this? I would make my own, but I can't find pics or even the core rulebook for that version for reference.

>>52940191
>>52940208
All right you young little shit, let me school you about the setting and why you're wrong. You see, this never was about 'pure' fantasy, there is plenty of shit in there which is either what we call magitek or outright technology. Granted I'm not even sure if 'Magitek' was even a word back in the '80 but bear with me on this.

There are plenty of shit introduced in the first two editions which show that the game was playing with fantasy and scifi cliches right off the bat:
>Abomiknights in the late '80 and early '90 had these intricate , almost baroque armor with tubes and shit make them look like some unholy offspring of a Fallout power armor, a diesel punk machine, an armored knight and some horrifically cheesy power metal album cover
>Chorjingian and all their genetic engineering, from eugenism to 'arcane' grafting and surgery. I don't care how much you say it isn't, but these guys are clearly performing genetic modifications just as much as selective breeding and transmutation
>Ageros is (or was, depend what version of the lore you're going with) a fucking magic-powered cyberpunk setting on its own, just with wizard!merchants

>>52940414
>>Not titty-Monster Grayilda

Shes fine and all, but if I have to read how her bosom "rose and fell like an empire" one more time I'm going to lose it.

>>52940438
>kings of vermin
Meh
I liked the mice princes better

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>no one's talking about the Abstruthian Warlords
I get that they're the newest faction and therefore unpopular but this is legitimately surprising.

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Place your bets folks, who is the next Inheritor?

>>52940475
They only appeal to dudebros

Who do you guys think would win in a fight, a Pale Mumbler or a squad of Abomiknights teaming up with an Exalted Trio of Dith? Obviously the situation is pretty contrived since I can't see a reason that those groups would work together, but I feel they could give a mumbler a run for its money.

>>52940414
>hooker queen anywhere on that list
Don't get me wrong, she has a nice body, but holy fuck that bitch will cause a succession crisis with the amount of bastards she's pumping out

>>52940413
You're forgetting when you could take the Falcon Heart with the Lord of birds.

He was Unstoppable then.

but now you can't do that anymore in the new edition.

>>52940442
That's going to be tackled in the upcoming The Tilting Mountain mini-adventure though. The preview describes the party helping Old Mendicrus travel to The Shawl to figure out how to make more.
>Implying they'd let the MILFiest character go just like that

>>52940495
Pale mumbler if its been blessed by a priest
Oytherwise abokinghts will deal with it fairly easy

>>52940378
Nah, fuck you.
Lord of Birds was OP and deserved to get fucked.
>le blind people at random cause lol birdies everywhere
>le superfast ABSOLUTE air control because telepathic bird communication makes him unassailable jumping and being thown around by his shitty canaries
>le can't surprise because literally bird tells me
If you didn't see a problem with him you probably bought have his model (maybe even 2) somewhere in your basement.

>>52940485
If it isn't the Brambled Prince or Thorn Knight I am literally never playing in this setting again. Kanesgrove Chronicles and the Northern Wars sagas have been going on about that shit for a decade.

>>52940485
If we go the sensible way? Ansyl.
If fan favourite? The fucking smug bastard Miyolle the Bastard.

>>52939899
>Eastern Kingdoms have entered a giant war between themselves

Again? Did the Krivich Soyuz get involved or something this time?

>>52940501
The Falcon Heart is just a pale imitation of THE FALCON HART.

If I wanted that I'd play a Vagafalcon.

>>52940485
Inneros

>>52940495
That really depends on whether the Ebonfathers still have any connection to the Mumblers through their Azure Entities.

>>52940501
That retcon was pure bullshit too, falcons are totally a species of bird, not lizards. Pure biology fail right there, and all to stop that one guy from winning the RPG tournament and choosing the outcome they were going to ignore.
Captcha: saxophones. Goodbye, Jazz Battalions

>>52940487
But they have Fantastic Hair as a racial trait.

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>3017
>still no update on the fate of the Bh'nenoi

god chariots > all

>Next Khalos Kagatos fucking never.
Just fucking settle the fucking dispute, its been what, 7 months now?

>>52940487
Well they beat the everloving shit out of Luthar Kurtz's construct army so I can see what you mean.

>>52940568
>god chariots
>not normal chariots
Get a load of this nerd.

>>52940495
Well, the Pale Mumbler is greatly outnumbered.

I know that the last weekly blog revealed a stat block, and it did seem OP as fuck, but come on. Let's be sensible. The Pale Mumblers aren't THAT powerful. (Yet, we still have to see what the Brambled Prince and Hooker Queen decide to do this Fall.)

>>52940574
>eastsern kingdoms
>ever stopping a dispute

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Is Malthor /ourguy/ or not, /tg/?

>>52940495
Tough call. It's really a roll of the dice due to the knights Negative Fortune trait.

>>52940574
9, actually.

The erotica fan fiction that came out of it was pretty exquisite, though.

>>52940619
He's /ourgirl/

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>No ones talking about the animated short where Otto Von Bismarck suddenly appears in the early Counter-Empire and fixes its early flaws
It may be non-canon, but it's may favorite thing about Bezzara. Can't we at least get stats for Bismarck in setting, and a reference or two to his importance to the Counter-Empire? I don't care that it breaks the setting by crossing into real life, it's totally in theme. Legends may have been a fan work, but it is literally the only reason anyone played this game past the first five years.

>>52940590
Hooker queens dead man, a coalition of abokinghts, the wizards republic, dirth, and norvs finnest are at her door step
Norv is heading to bastard wars or old ginga will take over again

>>52940574
And we're never gonna figure out who the next Taisho is gonna be, or the next Shen Shang.

>>52940619
It's hard to say if anyone in this setting is really /ourguy/ with shit getting retconned basically every couple of months.

I will give him this, though. What they did with the horse archers on the Bason Steppe was pretty cool. It was like something out of a Sword and Sorcery novel.

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You guys remember when the rules allowed mounts to carry anything on their backs?

>>52940592
The Ards will never stop the mass bitchslaps. At least they use petty armies for their petty disputes. Ard Gelus puts more effort into the Wakoku naval blockade.

>>52940638
Having traps in the current edition was an interesting choice.

>>52940640
Fuck Non-Canon, he was the first Counter-Marshall and everyone who plays Counter knows it.

>>52940592
I just want the next Khalos chosen, the next Inheritor inheriting, the whole Northern Wars arc done, le ebin aboknights shenanigans :^) done, Circlefags gone, Beast Cults never again, Thanes retconned and feetfags out of my board.

>>52940619
>malthor
>the guy who burned down diths 7th archieve
>the guys who placed the hooker queen into power
>the guys who allowed the ageros to grow out of control
He is literally the worst emperor dith has ever seen

>>52940672
I still don't know whether they're a man or a woman. I feel like this is just to piss everybody off.

>>52940666
Is that where The Flying City of Taush came from?

>>52940702
And the sunken City of Nagar, albeit that one was a krakken instead of a dragon.

>>52940666
Fucking mounted trebuchet meta wrecked everything before they finally FAQ'd it.

>>52940679
>feetfags out of my board.

What's that? You want a new cobblers expansion?

>>52940666
And the No Exceptions retcon for the mount nerf meant that we lost Kera Kanlos. Goodbye Best City, goodbye

>>52940679
At this point most of the setting just got nuked and all thats left is the eastern kingdoms who are too nusy fighting each ither to expand

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>>52940559
This

>>52940679
>Start thinking about the whole Northern Wars arc
>When I read the first book it had already been going on for a few years.
>Still no signs of ever beign done.

I wanna get out of Norv's Wild ride

>>52940718
Now Taush is just sort of there though. At least the Krakken got roped into a Beast Cult, no one knows what to do with that dragon. They can't even decide if its the only one or not.

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So did we ever find out what happened to the Elders of Zarissol and why their ancient temples are empty?

>>52940689
I'd bet my Dkierdes set that they're gonna reveal Malthor is the true mother of the Hatha folk

>>52940723
Well, I'm kind of glad they did.

>Playing competitive, two teams.
>We go with a basic build of Moleman Swordsman, Crimson Knight, Hookerguard Slut-brawler, and Dirth Cobbler
>Opponents just all go Golemechs, equipped with catapults as "mounts". In the catapults?... Skeleton archers...