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Anonymous

02/14/18(Wed)13:47:59 No.57974535

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Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:47:59 No.57974535 Archived

I AM COMPLETE.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:49:46 No.57974566

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:49:46 No.57974566

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>>57974535
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:49:57 No.57974570

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:49:57 No.57974570

>COMPLETE
Where is your penis?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:53:15 No.57974616

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:53:15 No.57974616

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>>57974566
YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCKS YOU WILL SUCK! THIS MATERIUM WILL BE MINE AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE. YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:54:00 No.57974631

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:54:00 No.57974631

>>57974616
Please actually do the whole song, that would be great.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:56:55 No.57974669

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:56:55 No.57974669

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>>57974616
Wait! Waiiiit! Wait! You motherfucker!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:57:31 No.57974679

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:57:31 No.57974679

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>>57974535
Time to kill another god.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:59:02 No.57974697

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:59:02 No.57974697

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>>57974669
We challenge you to a rock-off!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)13:59:33 No.57974700

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)13:59:33 No.57974700

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>>57974669
>>57974697
WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCKOFF! GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR COCKS OFF!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:01:11 No.57974725

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:01:11 No.57974725

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>>57974700
FUCK!!!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:05:02 No.57974785

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:05:02 No.57974785

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>>57974725
FUCK!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
THE CHAOS CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A ROCKOFF CHALLENGE! WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CAAAAATCH?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:09:15 No.57974849

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:09:15 No.57974849

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>>57974785
IF WE WIN, YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK GO THE WARP. AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY OUR DEBTS.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:10:34 No.57974867

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:10:34 No.57974867

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>>57974849
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:12:29 No.57974888

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:12:29 No.57974888

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>>57974867
THEN YOU CAN TAKE MALCADOR BACK TO HELL.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:14:11 No.57974914

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:14:11 No.57974914

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Wait, What?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:14:34 No.57974924

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:14:34 No.57974924

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>>57974888
WHAT

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:16:43 No.57974961

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:16:43 No.57974961

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>>57974914
>>57974924
TRUST ME MAL, IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:20:19 No.57975002

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:20:19 No.57975002

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>>57974961
What the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:23:51 No.57975055

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:23:51 No.57975055

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>>57974888
>>57974961
....TO BE YOUR LITTLE BITCH.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:25:57 No.57975084

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:25:57 No.57975084

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>>57975055
MMMMMMMMM, FINE! LET THE ROCKOFF BEGIN!!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:29:44 No.57975148

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:29:44 No.57975148

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>>57975084
AHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M A GOD, I LOVE METAL!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:30:10 No.57975157

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:30:10 No.57975157

>>57974535
Is following Slaanesh gay? I mean as long as the god's penis is feminine it's ok, right? Asking for a heretic

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:32:12 No.57975190

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:32:12 No.57975190

>>57975157
Yes. This has actually been mentioned canonically multiple times, though the one I can actually recall by name is Necromancer.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:32:47 No.57975200

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:32:47 No.57975200

>>57974570
Beat me to it.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:34:51 No.57975245

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:34:51 No.57975245

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>>57975148
CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:37:12 No.57975283

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:37:12 No.57975283

>>57975245
*berdanananaduhnuhnaanananananananananNNNNaaaaa*

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:40:44 No.57975339

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:40:44 No.57975339

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>>57975283
I'M A GOD, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHATEVER IVE GOT, I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCKOFF I'VE EVER LOST.

Definitely The Real Trazyn
02/14/18(Wed)14:44:03 No.57975393

Definitely The Real Trazyn 02/14/18(Wed)14:44:03 No.57975393

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ANOTHER RIFF FOR MY COLLECTION! MOST GENEROUS OF YOU!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:44:52 No.57975403

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:44:52 No.57975403

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>>57975339
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE MAL BACK TO HELL! I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT CHAOS GEL! I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE AN ELDAR WHOOOOORE!!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:48:56 No.57975469

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:48:56 No.57975469

>>57974535
That's nice dear.
Don't forget to clean your room.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)14:57:37 No.57975596

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)14:57:37 No.57975596

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>>57975403
NO!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)15:05:05 No.57975727

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)15:05:05 No.57975727

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>>57975596
C'MON MAL, LET'S FIGHT HIS MUSIC, WITH OUR MUSIC!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)15:07:48 No.57975764

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)15:07:48 No.57975764

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>>57975727
There's just no way that we can win.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)15:17:02 No.57975915

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)15:17:02 No.57975915

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>>57975764
Listen to me.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)15:36:06 No.57976212

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)15:36:06 No.57976212

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>>57975915
We've been through so much shit
I've beaten the void dragon with my dick !
Now it's time to blow this fucker down !

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)15:51:57 No.57976511

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)15:51:57 No.57976511

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>>57974535
But is he perfect?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)16:05:20 No.57976779

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)16:05:20 No.57976779

>>57976511
Cell, partir por favor.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)16:26:01 No.57977187

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)16:26:01 No.57977187

>>57974570
In her genital slits, of course.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:05:22 No.57977980

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:05:22 No.57977980

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>>57975915
>>57976212
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:11:50 No.57978098

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:11:50 No.57978098

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>>57977980
GODDAMN IT, MAL! HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU HIS SEX SLAVE, YOU'RE GONNA GARGLE CHAOS-AIDS.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:17:23 No.57978192

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:17:23 No.57978192

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>>57978098
No.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:19:57 No.57978244

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:19:57 No.57978244

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>>57978098
>>57978192
UNLESS WE BUST A MASSIVE MONSTER MAMMOTH JAM.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:32:08 No.57978474

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:32:08 No.57978474

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>>57978244
We've been through so much shit.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:56:53 No.57978916

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:56:53 No.57978916

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>>57978474
Butchered the Void Dragon with my dick.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)17:59:37 No.57978961

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)17:59:37 No.57978961

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Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:01:49 No.57979004

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:01:49 No.57979004

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>>57978916
NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE TIHS FUCKER DOWN!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:02:02 No.57979009

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:02:02 No.57979009

>>57978961
Thats kind of sad if you think about it

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:07:10 No.57979101

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:07:10 No.57979101

>>57979009
Mhmmm, half-truth.

Threads like this have been running since old-/tg/.

But if we take a quick look at our daily shitshow...then yeah.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:07:28 No.57979112

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:07:28 No.57979112

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>>57979004
C'mon Mal, now it's time to blow doors down!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:14:02 No.57979228

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:14:02 No.57979228

>>57978961
Second. Put me in the screenshot.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:15:13 No.57979252

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:15:13 No.57979252

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>>57979112
I hear you E, now it's time to blow doors down.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:19:13 No.57979318

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:19:13 No.57979318

big slaanesh tits right in my face

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:22:34 No.57979360

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:22:34 No.57979360

Did slaanesh not get squatted?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:26:45 No.57979439

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:26:45 No.57979439

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>>57979252
LIGHT UP THE WARP, CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:30:23 No.57979486

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:30:23 No.57979486

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>>57979439
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Commorragh!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)18:52:38 No.57979878

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)18:52:38 No.57979878

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>>57979486
NOW WE'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS FUCKER DOWN!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:05:32 No.57980085

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:05:32 No.57980085

>>57974616
Not
>YOU BROUGHT ME THE DICK

Missed that one, anon.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:07:30 No.57980114

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:07:30 No.57980114

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>>57979878
It's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:11:05 No.57980175

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:11:05 No.57980175

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>>57980114
C'MON MAL 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:27:23 No.57980417

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:27:23 No.57980417

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>>57980175
Oh, we'll piledrive you, It's time for the smackdown!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:32:51 No.57980492

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:32:51 No.57980492

Wasn't there a thread that asked what if 40K was powered by rock and roll?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:47:28 No.57980743

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:47:28 No.57980743

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WAIT, NO?!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:48:56 No.57980763

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:48:56 No.57980763

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11/10 thread.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)19:59:48 No.57980892

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)19:59:48 No.57980892

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>>57980417
HEY CHOAS GOD, SLAANESH.
WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, OUR IMPERIAL SAUCE!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:02:37 No.57980924

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:02:37 No.57980924

God damn I love /tg/

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:04:08 No.57980949

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:04:08 No.57980949

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>>57980892
WE RCOK THE IMMATERIUM AND BLOW YOUR MIND!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU FOR ALL MANKIND!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:05:12 No.57980966

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:05:12 No.57980966

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('Light up the warp, cause it's time for a showdown!' o/'
'Now they've got to take that fucker down!' o/'
'Come on Mal, 'Cause it's time to blow doors down!' o/'
'They're gonna rape you, it's time for the smackdoooooown~~')

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:10:16 No.57981020

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:10:16 No.57981020

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>>57980949
>>57980966
YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER, WE HOLD THE BLADE!
YOU ARE THE CHAOS, WE ARE THE E!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:15:23 No.57981089

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:15:23 No.57981089

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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME!
COME ON MAL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
TASTE MY COCK, FUCKER!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:17:51 No.57981123

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:17:51 No.57981123

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>>57981020
[~We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, We are the E, WE ARE THE E!~]

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:19:16 No.57981148

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:19:16 No.57981148

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>EPIC TEN MINUTE DRUM SOLO

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:22:31 No.57981194

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:22:31 No.57981194

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>>57981089
~~Noooooooooo~~

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:27:35 No.57981252

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:27:35 No.57981252

>>57976212
not
exterminatus planets with my dick
waste

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:29:35 No.57981270

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:29:35 No.57981270

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>>57981194
OW! FUCK! MY FUCKIN' COCK!
OH NO!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:30:04 No.57981277

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:30:04 No.57981277

>old Fantasy slaanesh: sauronlike prince of such imperfection and beauty as to be unnatural and drive those who view him insane as they cannot comprehend his form
>old 40k slaanesh: writhing mass of tentacles and faces and flesh of unspeakable terror, looking at his true form is death, takes on illusionary forms of seduction or extravagance

>nuslaanesh: dickgirl w/ boobies lol

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:31:32 No.57981296

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:31:32 No.57981296

>>57981277
>old Fantasy slaanesh: sauronlike prince of such imperfection and beauty as to be unnatural and drive those who view him insane as they cannot comprehend his form
You sure about that?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:33:25 No.57981313

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:33:25 No.57981313

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>>57981270
FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN.
UNTIL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:36:44 No.57981354

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:36:44 No.57981354

>>57981277
>Sees people enjoying themselves
>Comes to complain
Hmmmmmmmm.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:41:53 No.57981403

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:41:53 No.57981403

>>57974535
Are there abominations born from daemons of slaanesh fuck'n mortals?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:42:57 No.57981421

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:42:57 No.57981421

>>57980085
Such a travesty.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:51:56 No.57981542

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:51:56 No.57981542

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>>57981313
FUCK YOU EMPS, FUCK YOU MAL, AND FUCK YOU DORN!
I'LL RAPE YOU ALL, TENACIOUS E!!

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)20:52:48 No.57981556

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)20:52:48 No.57981556

>>57981020
>Rhyming "blade" with "e"

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)21:47:40 No.57982396

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)21:47:40 No.57982396

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>>57981123
YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCKS

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)21:54:09 No.57982509

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)21:54:09 No.57982509

Would Big E sound like Nathan Explosion? Because I'm imagining this right now.
https://youtu.be/UVxZKeIEOAo

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)21:59:53 No.57982612

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)21:59:53 No.57982612

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>>57980492
Classic 40k already IS powered by Rock and Roll, the whole thing is based on album covers and scifi cliches

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)22:05:54 No.57982715

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)22:05:54 No.57982715

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>>57982509
Fanart and memes all suggest that the Emperor sounds like/was Freddie Mercury

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)22:07:13 No.57982737

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)22:07:13 No.57982737

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Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)22:15:20 No.57982831

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)22:15:20 No.57982831

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>>57974535
40k works much, much better as a Rock Opera, when you consider the traitor primarchs all fell to the dark side of metal.

>Pertuabo burned out and became an industrial metal nihilist
>Fulgrim was possessed by the bitches, drugs, and fame
>Mortarion slipped deep into depression and got into Goth Rock
>Alpharius got really into experimental shit and nobody knows what the fuck he's doing now
>Kurze got really high and lost his mind
>Lorgar bought into the idolatry and fame
>Angron went full death metal
>Magnus had a nasty band dispute, got really into new age shit
>Horus sold out to a lifetime contract to the Four Dark Record Labels

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)22:30:48 No.57983025

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)22:30:48 No.57983025

>>57982612
You wouldn't know that looking at 40K now.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)22:47:42 No.57983223

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)22:47:42 No.57983223

>>57982831
So which primarch does Hair metal?

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)23:04:41 No.57983467

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)23:04:41 No.57983467

And that's how the emperor and mal got the iho tube of the warp...

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)23:07:48 No.57983516

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)23:07:48 No.57983516

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And so the emperor and mal, took long and rips and gazed into the warp...

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)23:08:55 No.57983531

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)23:08:55 No.57983531

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>>57983516
Also, a 40K iho tube would be pretty cool.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)23:13:10 No.57983600

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)23:13:10 No.57983600

>>57983223
Fulgrim. It's like you didn't even read the post.

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)23:15:00 No.57983636

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)23:15:00 No.57983636

>>57983516
>They wake up the next morning in a room with 20 super babies in it
>"The fuck did we do last night?"

Anonymous
02/14/18(Wed)23:58:35 No.57984309

Anonymous 02/14/18(Wed)23:58:35 No.57984309

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/57974535/

Added.

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)00:30:57 No.57984867

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)00:30:57 No.57984867

And then...Tribute. ~~Hopefully.~~

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)00:35:57 No.57984974

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)00:35:57 No.57984974

>>57983636
Emps *takes hit*
mal: "whoa, slow down all timer.
Emps "I lived through the Dark Age of Technology mal, this shit is weak compared to kitten coaicaheroimarijphetamine.
Mal *takes hit*
"You know what we should do emps?"
"Write an STC for these corn chips?"
"Better, conquer the galaxy."
"Bro I'm about to warp out, that blew my mind"
*warp storm erupts *

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)01:16:26 No.57985489

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)01:16:26 No.57985489

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Well the idea is great but the lyrics are a mess. With no ill intent towards the OP - the idea is nebulous - I think we can do better. I think though we shouldn't do it post by post but the whole thing at once, for consistency. I'll give it a shot in a moment, feel free to add yours and drop ideas/comments.

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)01:34:25 No.57985733

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)01:34:25 No.57985733

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First time doing a screencap, probably could be made smaller or split into multiple pictures.

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)02:00:10 No.57986011

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)02:00:10 No.57986011

>>57982831
The Chaos gods are the corruption of true metal. Slaanesh represents the glam rock - bright, shiny, intoxicating
Tzeentch represents the obnoxiously prog shit - intricate, complicated, utterly meaningless
Nurgle represents genre fusions - rap metal, pop metal, all insidious infections
Khorne represents the edgy shit - metalcore, wannabe hardcore

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)02:57:49 No.57986476

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)02:57:49 No.57986476

>>57982831
There was an old pic with certain traitor legions and the metal band that epitomized them, Thousand Sons had Iron Maiden (showing Rubric Marine next to Powerslave's album art) but can't find the pic or remember the rest.

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)08:17:14 No.57988625

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)08:17:14 No.57988625

>>57984974
>"Write an STC for these corn chips?"

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)08:44:15 No.57988807

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)08:44:15 No.57988807

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>>57983223
https://mapofmetal.com/

>Lion'el Johnson
Punk Rock
>Fulgrim
Glam Metal
>Pertuabo
Drone Metal
>Jaghatai Khan
Speed Metal
>Leman Russ
Melodic Power Metal
>Rogal Dorn
Hard Rock
>Konrad Kurze
Goth Metal
>Sanguinius
Symphonic Metal
>Ferrus Manus
Industrial Metal
>Angron
Death metal
>Roboute Guilliman
Heavy Metal
>Mortarion
Sludge Metal
>Magnus
Doom metal
>Horus
Black metal
>Lorgar
Unblack Metal
>Vulkan
Folk Metal
>Corax
Gothic Rock
>Alpharius
Post Metal

Anonymous
02/15/18(Thu)08:45:17 No.57988820

Anonymous 02/15/18(Thu)08:45:17 No.57988820

>>57988807
*post edit
>Leman Russ
Viking metal
>Sanguinius
Melodic Power Metal

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