Don't know if I will have the time to read through it right now, but someone will appreciate it. Do it.

>>60225648
Post a damn link yes.

>>60225648
Don't be a tease, post em'

Please post it anon.

>>60225648
After you do it, also: Do it!, you should fill this thread with as much about the actual rules as you can explain.
That is, if we are to trust you this time.

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>>60225648

Holy shit yes, I felt so goddamn cockteased by the last thread, you better dish the goods.

extremely interested

>>60225648
>because it's like twenty PDFs and they're all completely insane
Just put them into an archieve.

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Okay fine, I'll post. I should warn in advance that I don't have every document (there are things referenced that I don't have), but I think I have every important document. I'll answer questions if people have them.

Little background: I got invited to play in this crazy homebrew system by a friend who was in both this game and my game. They lost a player and needed a new guy and I happened to be open. I don't know how the GM made this system, but it makes no sense and all of the rules are either super complicated or just pure nonsense. You get an idea of the in-universe world from these documents, but trust me, it's a million times more insane than they imply. The greatest insanity scientists working with the most powerful computers in the world couldn't come up with this level of retardation.

I'll start with the basic rules documents first, but they won't help you much in trying to understand how bonkers the entire game is.

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>>60225787
Stats document.

After having played the system, I can say that a lot of these stats don't actually get used or are used only rarely. I haven't been asked to roll Understanding a single time.

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>>60225800
Levels document.

This is probably the most boring document of the bunch.

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>>60225811
Race list document.

The GM explicitly told me that he has way more PC races statted out, but these are the only ones we can use right now.

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>>60225821
Weapons document.

Goes along with the maneuvers document, which I'll post next.

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>>60225829
Maneuvers document.

The maneuvers list is downright sane compared to the spell list, but there are a million spell docs so I'll post them last.

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>>60225840
Professions and skill document.

Choose a profession at character creation, you get a skill from it.

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>>60225855
There are 10 spell levels, but I only got them up to level 7. I also have three specialty spell lists that I'll post.

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>>60225919

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>>60225930

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>>60225951
Last document.

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>Existence is a spell
>Burping is a spell
>Brown Note Spell
>Snoring is a spell that lets you cast other spells while sleeping.
This is beautiful.

>>60225648
Okay, now someone has to ensure we have these saved for posterity somewhere so we can let Doomgoat Guy slowly heal from his time in the realms of madness.

>>60225648
Please do

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>>60225648
>>60225787
>>60225800
>>60225811
>>60225821
>>60225829
>>60225840
>>60225855
>>60225866
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>>60225966
THE GREAT SAY-TYR DEMANDS IT. MAY HIS BLEATING CLEANSE THE LAND IN THE WAKE OF HIS PASSING.

Welcome back, Anon. How did the game go? I for one would gladly hear more about it.

>>60225821
>this doesn't seem so strange-
>races.txt
>read description of first race
nigga WHAT

>>60225800
>I haven't been asked to roll Understanding a single time.
It being an auto-fail sounds quite fitting for this madness.

>>60226126
Them fuckin nosemen though

>>60225821
>instead of winds they have writhing tentacles

The Dadadadadadadada fart tentacles ?

>>60226074
I joined in the middle of a campaign. The basic premise is that we're merchant-sailors working for a human city-state trying to help Noseman nationalists break away from their too-liberal empire because having pseudo-fascist crazy neighbors will weaken the Nosemen politically. So far we broke a blockade and provided the city with food, killed an imperial commander, and stole our allies' own blueprints for a new spell that blocks prophetic readings of your future.

Unicycle of Violence
Level: 4
Element: Dark
Type: Invocation
Cast: 10
Mana: 6
Range: See text
Area: See text
Group: Invocation
Duration: 5 rounds
Stealth: No
Damage: See text
You call upon the dreaded Unicycle of Violence. No one knows the thing’s origin, just what it does. It is
an enormous unicycle with a spiked tire. You sit upon it for the duration. It will roll automatically at
random targets and attempt to run them down for Mana*(Lvl+5) piercing damage. It has a movement of
20 squares. You cannot control it, but you can continue to cast or attack. You cannot dismiss this spell
early.

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>>60225821
>Dadadadadadadada
>So named because they have eight mouths that begin every sentence with “Da"
>They hail from the floating island of Da. It is a massive horizontal sprawling patchwork of a million different styles of architecture and ideas thjavascript:quote('60225821');at inexplicably floats above the ground

>>60226417
>javascript:quote('60225821');
What a weird fucking way for that to screw up. You weren't f12ing were you?

>>60225821
>Nosemen
This shit is weird, it seems like half of it is super serious while the other half is lolrandum humor. What was the tone of the game like OP?

>>60226520
It's weird. The tone is fairly serious, but the content is all nuts.

>>60225966
>The Forgotten Bitch
This is actually a good name for a god.

Bump

>>60225648
Hell yes we do.

This shit is truly fantastic. Whatever that guy is on, I want some.

>>60226993
Probably some form of autism.

>>60227007
Likely.

>>60227007
Hey don't lump him in with us. Unless he's also on drugs, drugs and autism combined could be the cause.

Races is the best one.

>>60227472
Sorry. I know, right. I have Asperger's Syndrome diagnosis but this is far beyond my autism.

>>60225821
>read this
>WTF.jpg
>get to humans
>alright this should be something normal
>Most Shallosian humans are dark-skinned with light hair, but some southern Shallosian humans have fairer skin. Green eyes are universal.
This fucking game, holy shit.

>>60225821
>The
elves thought they were possessed by demons, so the Corvan-lulu murdered them all, and that’s why
there are no more elves.
I don't know which is funnier: ten thousand genocidal dolls, or trying to justify no elves in this ridiculous setting. Either way, my sides are gone and I peed a little.

>The charioteer is none other than the Flayed Maiden, a skeletal woman still in the prom dress she was wearing when her friends dumped a bucket of pointy gems on her. Unfortunately, they didn’t know the girl had a rare medical condition that caused all objects with pointy sides to always fall into her with the pointy side instead of the blunt side, stabbing her with rubies, emeralds, star sapphires, and a thousand other gems.

>>60227937
>Most Shallosian humans are dark-skinned with light hair, but some southern Shallosian humans have fairer skin. Green eyes are universal.
That's the part that gets you?

>>60228063
All the possible explanations and that's the one he found, it's wonderful.

>TEARS OF THE WEEPING MISTRESS OF INCANDESCENT RAINFALL
Level: 4
Element: Water
Type: Active
Cast: 23
Mana: 23
Range: 10 squares
Area: 5x5 squares
Group: Invocation
Duration: 5 rounds
Stealth: No
Damage: See text
The Weeping Mistress of Incandescent Rainfall is the patron goddess of Wantantya, the Valley of Tears.
Legend has it that she cries because her lover left her for her sister, but what’s known for sure is that
she lives on a cloud that stretches almost the entire valley. She is blue-skinned, wears a thin toga, and is
gorgeous beyond words. Her prismatic hair waves in the wind and thunder and often stretches down to
the ground, where daring or stupid mortals can try to climb before it disappears. Those who succeed
and reach her nimbus castle are rewarded, though nearly all fail. As for this spell, upon casting it you call
a shade of the Weeping Mistress to float above the battlefield on her cloud. She will obey your
commands and has HP 2000 and Physical/Ethereal Defense/Soak/Move equal to your own. She will not
attack, but anything underneath her cloud is soaked in her tears. Allies (and you) are healed for 15% of
their max HP per round, and enemies are considered to be in rough terrain even if they can fly.

OP, does this system even have a name? I want to make sure I have them labelled properly. For now, I have it titled as ADG (Albino Doomgoat). This must be saved for posterity.

When are we gonna see a consolidated, illustrated pdf of AUTISM RPG?

>>60228627
GOAT - Goat of Albino Times

>>60228627
Yes, the system is named after the planet it's on, Varsol.

>>60229177
Oh well, I still want to call it the GOAT RPG though.

>>60229224
Go ahead, there's no reason not to.

Does somebody remember the mad deciphering anon from the original thread? Just one of them managed to find out that spell learning had to be based on square levels, and I find that impressive and want to mention it.

Also:>>60225866
I haven’t read the rules completely yet, is there a specific reason why 'Breathe' has 'Stealth: No?'

>>60226257
sounds like an interesting campaign.

There is a lot here, but I will read it. I will read the FUCK out of it.

better than d&d

Choose a weapon at character creation. Unless you acquire a second weapon by means of a skill or
talent or something, that weapon is your only weapon for life. Mortals must bond with their weapons so
that they become a single entity (at least metaphysically); only immortals can use multiple weapons
without special training. Having your weapon destroyed is like losing an arm; having it lost subjects you
to so much ridicule that almost everyone just says that they were destroyed. You can replace a weapon
with a ritual, but it must be the same kind of weapon.


?????????????????

>>60230532
I have difficulty fathoming why this mechanic exists, both in the system and in lore. How does this even work, do babies come out the pussy strapped or does the nursery have an armory and the first one the newborn looks at gets bonded?

>>60230634
Children CARVE THEMSELVES FROM THEIR MOTHER'S WOMB, obviously. They then duel their mothers to see if they are worthy, and after some stitches mom goes and gets knocked up again.

>>60230681
Well I can't say I don't admire the efficiency and BRUTALness of an autocesarean birth.

>>60230681
So, what happens to the child if the mother wins? If the child is a girl, are they trained with the boys, or are they future breeding stock?

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>>60230634
Benefits the story, keeps murderhoboing for STATS to a minimum, allows plot hooks, less to keep track of, makes any character changes more meaningful, stops retarded shit like throwing equipment off of cliffs or at enemies. There's tons of benefits to this.

>>60225941
>tan(2x)=tan(x)/2
>which also mean both the adjacent and opposite change by 2 at the same time apparently
I don't think that's how trigonometry works.
Not to mention I have no idea who would think these nonsensical distortions of mathematics make for a fun magic system.
I also have no idea what the fuck the "sin^2(x)+cos^2(x)=1" one is even supposed to do here.

>>60230828
>If the child is a girl, are they trained with the boys, or are they future breeding stock?
Why not both?

So where are the .PDF's with the actual rules for playing this fucking mess? I need to understand this or it's going to keep hurting.

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>>60225648
For those who are interested, but don't want to download 17 (!) separate PDF files, I have condensed them into a single omnibus; along with Player's Handbook for character creation, and Spellbook for spells. Much easier to CTRL+F search this way also.

>>60231326
It makes you wish you were playing FATAL.

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>>60231419

What about the mentioned "Racial Professions doc"? Or something that has, you know, just the rules for hitting a guy or something?

This is assuming you're OP and not just a random kind stranger.

>>60231041
>less to keep track
given everything else about this system I seriously doubt that was the author's intention
>stops retarded shit like throwing equipment off of cliffs or at enemies.
so nobody uses javelins in this universe?

>>60231497
>assuming you're OP and not just a random kind stranger
don't assume I'm OP or kind. Just collecting what's been posted in this thread

>>60230634
I imagine the lore version is that once you start your training as a warrior, you have to confine yourself to that weapon to use it properly. And then the magic bonding is just that.

>>60231538
>picked darts as your favored weapon
>have exactly one dart your whole life
>threw it once, for a laugh, ended up missing the tree and landed in the river
>laughingstock of entire village for decades
>spend years searching for fucking dart in river

Nah, I'm picking a khopesh.

>>60231597
It probably just reapplies to whatever new darts you buy.
>>60231497
OP mentioned that he doesn't have every document and that some are referenced that he doesn't have.

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And here I thought the original spell was just someone's elaborate shitpost.

>>60225866
>>60225876
>>60225883
I like this Brent guy.

The Spells sounds like Exalted's Loom of Fate, or Unsounded's Khert. Yes, everything maintains itself through physical action/reaction, but there is a greater force which ensure that this happens nonetheless.

saved

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So I'm at the weapon maneuvers, and if I'm reading that right, you could use Boing, and as long as at least 2 targets are within 10 squares, you bounce indefinitely between them until they die?

>>60225821
>Nosemen
I can see where this is going to

>like giant human noses with legs coming out of the nostrilsand arms coming out of the sides.
>The true name of the Nosemen is the Asharavvi, but that name is now only used by Nosemen nationalists.

exactly what I was thinking

>>60232839
Brent is the hero we need.

>>60231419
Thanks for this bro.

So who's gonna make a general for this?

>>60226258
>you cannot dismiss this spell early
I want off Mr Unicycle's wild ride, but I cannot.

Well that was the first time I came to /tg/, never played a tabletop game too.

What a wild fucking ride

>>60231597
Simple, just attach the dart to a cord. Then you throw the dart, and yank it back out and repeat. I get the feeling that the physics of throwing an item with a cord strapped to it probably don't apply when you're magically "bonded" to the weapon.

Shit i remember the original thread. Good times.

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>ADVANCED BRAIN ACTIVITY
>A better version of Brain Activity. >Anything with sapience can be assumed to be using this spell at all
times except when sleeping. Gives you intelligence equal to twice your Thought.

Wait so if everything is a spell does that mean you can dispell it if you’re a powerful enough wizard? Can you cast dispell on someone and make them retarded or just stop breathing or existing?

>>60240016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mUGj41hWA

>>60225648
Oh my God I thought this day would never come. Blessings, OP.

>>60225787
>In the world of Varsol, magic is a normal aspect of physics, no different from electromagnetism or weak
nuclear force. All creatures are inundated with magic while in the womb (or egg, as appropriate). This
means there is no such things as ‘antimagic’ as in other systems; antimagic is equivalent to shutting
down gravity.

Honestly, I unironically like it when magic is like this. Props to your GM, he's crazy, but he knows what's up.

>>60240557

I gotta admit, I like that part.

The implementation is absolute madness, though.

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>>60225866
>Included because Brent was being an asshole about how burps aren’t technically covered under the breathe spell

This is some Henry Darger shit

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>>60225866
>Reproduce
>Stealth: Varies
>Damage: Varies

Anyone tried to build a character in this?

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>>60225821
>Headstand: As a move action, you can flip over to stand on your face-legs (or back). This reduces your
movement to 1 square. This allows you to use your normal legs as martial arts weapons in addition to
whatever you are armed with in your hands, effectively giving you one additional attack. You also gain a
bonus of 60 to resist prone checks

I don't care how retarded it is, this is amazing. More games need spiderface capoeira in them.

>>60225919
>Pillars of flame shoot out of your hands. You can aim them for the duration at targets
Okay...
>the more common use of this spell is to aim your hands at the ground and blast off
Oh fuck off.

>>60239933
Rope darts are a real thing, you know

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>>60240700

I want to, but OP needs to come back and drop the rest of the .PDF's on us. We're still missing racial professions and, presumably, whichever .PDF has the actual fucking rules of play.

So this is what weaponized autism looks like

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>>60225905
>Dance of the Glorious Defenestration

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>>60225905
>Detect Pies
>Level: 5
>Element: Life
>Type: Active
>Cast: 1
>Mana: 1
>Range: You
>Area: 100x100 squares
>Group: Information
>Duration: 10 rounds
>Stealth: Yes
>Damage: No
>Automatically detects all pies in the area and tells you the following: type, flavor, quality of cooking, how
much is left, and how warm they are.

>>60240911
>>60225919
I honestly think this one has it beat.
>Considered by many to be the most reliable and effective damage spell out there, Dolphin Cannon’s purpose is simple: a dolphin flies out of your outstretched finger and zooms toward the target. He receives a resistance check to halve the damage. He is knocked back 10 squares once hit. The dolphin suffocates to death on dry land unless you aid it in some way.
How the hell is it a damage spell, and why is it more efficient than shooting flames out of your hands? Or Fucking Die Already, for that matter.

>>60225919
Secret
Level: 6
Element: Dark
Type: Active
Cast: 3
0
Mana: 30
Range: Touch
Area: 1 target
Group: Knowledge
Duration: Instant
Stealth: Yes
Damage: No
You learn a secret about the target, something he doesn’t want other people to know. This is at the GM’s discretion and may be something as benign as his love for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Cannot be used on the same target twice. He receives a resistance check at -60 to negate.


My little pony seems to exist in the lands of Albino Doomgoat setting

>>60241243
>A spell that gets you banned on 4chan

More systems need this.

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>>60225919
>>60241148
>The dolphin suffocates to death on dry land unless you aid it in some way
That's not how dolphins work you fuckign retard

>>60226627
Playing crazy shit strait is my favourite sort of game.

>>60225966
>Her name is never whispered, not even by the most foolhardy. All temples and statues to her were torn down eons ago. No fewer than three separate secret cabals exist for no other reason than to ensure no one will ever uncover any information about her ever again, and they function by inducting new members and wiping their memories so they have to act without understanding their own actions, just on the off-chance that someone might telepathically read their thoughts. To the greatest scholars, she exists only as an abstract, as the possibility that there may be ancient gods no one remembers anymore, and that one of them might be a huge cunt. Just the absolute most unreasonable cunt who’s ever lived, who is to normal cunts what Olympus Mons is to a slight incline in Nebraska. Cast this spell on a target of any sapient race. When you do, you whisper the Forgotten Bitch’s name into his ear. Now he knows her, and she knows him. Out of sheer spite for the audacity of forgetting that she exists, she wipes out his entire species. All of their works and cities still exist, but they don’t, and their bodies don’t either.

Someone got rejected in high school.

>>60241677
>Someone got rejected in high school.
That's ultimate cringe

>>60240071
You'd probably need a high level dispel.

>>60241304
He's clearly not a marine biologist.

>>60241304
It's... technically accurate. On land without bouyancy to support their weight, the dolphin's muscles will have to work harder to breathe, and they'll eventually exhaust themselves and die. Granted there's a lot more to it than that like dolphins just needing water in general to stay hydrated, but for a generalist "this dolphin will die on land after you cast" explanation it fits.

>>60225648
>because it's like twenty PDFs and they're all completely insane
POST IT POST IT POST IT

>>60225919
Dildo Storm
Level: 6
Element: Life
Type: Active
Cast: 16
Mana: 26
Range: 20 squares
Area: 6x6 squares
Group: Invocation
Duration: 4 rounds
Stealth: No
Damage: Mana*Lvl

Summons a storm above the target area. The area is rendered wet and rainy, but the main purpose is that the clouds spit dildos of average size. The area becomes rough terrain permanently until the dildos are removed. Additionally, everyone in the area takes the appropriate damage (quickness check to halve) each round they start in the storm, plus the damage when the storm is summoned on top of them.

This shit is like FATAL lite

Say-Tyr has bless us today once more brother!!!

BLEH in is name brother, BLEH!!!

>>60242916
Yes

I like the doll people race

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>>60225787
> lore-wise they function more like real life elements.

>Quadratic Elements: Cloud-Rainbow-Radioactivity-Undeath

>>60225800
>Strength: Governs physical strength
ENS: Governs ethereal nervous system
>Luck: Governs luck

Why did he bother to make the list explaining what these stats do if he isn't going to explain half of them?!

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>>60241304
It’s a magic dolphin anon. It just works

>>60245318
Actually, the idea of artificial elements is kind of neat.

Bump, need the pdfs later.

>>60225648
I'm the third poster in this image and I'll take whatever you've got.

Good lord, it's gloriously insane.

Vampiric Narf
Level: 6
Element: Death
Type: Active
Cast: 40
Mana:
40
Range: 10 squares
Area: 1 target
Group: Offensive
Duration: 1 round
Stealth: No
Damage: See text
You tether yourself to a target’s blood. Next time he takes non-recurring damage this round, you can teleport into his circulatory system and burst out. This causes automatic death. He receives a resistance check with a +40 bonus to resist.

>Nosemen
>Spleed
Good grief.

>>60229177
>>60229224
>>60229419
Whatever we call it, we need a 1d4chan page on it, STAT

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>>60242916
BLAAAGH

>>60225941
>adjacent is mana, opposite is hp
Okay.
>hypotenuse is hp2+mana2
Well that clears everything up.

>>60235170
>i didn't read the momentum document

>>60225941
>>60251748
If it was really humans who made up this magic, I can kinda understand why everybody hates them in the setting.

We need some drawfags to get in here and draw some of the races up. I'd do the Dadadadadadada myself but I have work in a few hours.

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>>60225811
>Level 20 – Arnold Schwarzenegger, Olympic athlete
>Level 25 – Luke Skywalker
>Level 30 – Samurai Jack
>Level 50 – Some kind of retarded anime giant robot (highest level for players under normal
circumstances)
>Level 90 – Superman
>Level 100 – Q from Star Trek, actual gods
the mad genius

>>60240071
For what I understand, you can't dispell magic in this system, there is no "Anti-Magic"

>>60253132
Dispell element dispells spells that have a certain element.
I think, though, it isn't continuous, so logically a person will just reapply the spell in the next second/nanosecond. Probably not enough for him to bite it, even for Exist spell.

please post more lore and pls share with rpgs on reddit this needs to be shown to everyone op

>>60227007
I want some

AUTISM TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

How long until it has a 1d4chan page?

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>Summon DMV
>Steal the Known Unknown
>You don't understand me mom
>Counter: You summon a counter
>Red Tape Destructor
>White Picket Fence

It's here. It's actually here.

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>>60253522

>>60253522
>>60253536
Good.

>>60225648
By the Spirit of the Albino Doomgoat please, please post those PDF's.

>>60226257
>>60225966
>>60225951
>>60225941
>>60225930
>>60225919
>>60225895
>>60225883
>>60225876
>>60225866
>>60225855
>>60225840
>>60225829
>>60225821
>>60225811
>>60225800
>>60225787
>>60225648

How could this absolute madness ever lead to something that sounds like an actually intersting campaign?

>>60231041
> Throwing weapons is retarded shit
> Anything other than standing still and melee attacking is retarded

Please stop being who you are.

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>>60245318
Makes perfect sense to me.

>>60253667
It needs more worldbuilding but it could work. The Idishi in particular sound rad as fuck, as do the Dadadadadadadada and Nosemen. Just needs some more lore, more hows, whys and whos, maybe a map, and you could construct a campaign out of it.

>>60253667
It couldn't, it's fake.

The guy who first posted this did so years ago and vanished with no evidence that there was any real system, after plenty of people asked to see it. He isn't just going to show up years later and be like 'Oh yeah, here's that thing I've been meaning to bring around... Every day. For multiple years.'

Somebody cobbled together a humorous abomination and is playing it for laughs, no human being would be able to enjoy this and no one capable of constructing trigonothaumogy would also be young enough to think that this was even vaguely a good idea shy of 'but lol anon, we're all autistic on /tg/!' seal-clappers.

This is some advanced larping with the added bonus that the same seal-clappers will get this work immortalized on the wiki.

Which, honestly? I fucking love all of this. 11/10, damn son.

>>60253777
>years
He posted the first thread in January.

>>60253734
>Oh anon, I just started my class on Starlight magic! what are you apprenticing in?
>EVIL.

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>>60253765
I know but still, it just seems so absolutely batshit-fucking-insane.

>>60253777
I remember it being only a few months ago, right? That's what the OP's image is from and I was in that thread. It could be that OP just reposted that one doc but it seems a bit wild to me that someone would actively make all of this just for the purpose of trolling a few autists on 4chan. In short, this seems way to legit for me to be anything but real.

>>60253777
Regardless though, 11/10 would laugh again and again and again and then some more.

>>60253777
The first mention of the Albino Doomgoat was late January you sped.

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>>60253802
>WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!

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>>60253777
>6 months is several years

>>60226126
>Literally "A Guy Named Squid", but with spiders
Metal as fuck

>>60253667
How could it not?

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>>60225883
Why does having a high thought and high presence stat reduce the effectiveness of prayer? Do the gods just look at a high priest of their religion who converted tons of followers for them and say "You know what, this guy doesn't actually need the help. Imma answer the prayer of the career gambler with the high luck stat."

>>60254454
The gods in this setting seem a little nuts anyway.

>>60245420
He's most likely just written the document with himself in mind. He knows what "governs luck" means so he sees no point in explaining it further. Given that he most likely only intended for his own group of players see these documents it also makes sense for him to do it this way. If anyone has any questions about what any stat does more specifically they can just ask him directly. It's when you intend for other people to be able to use the system without your involvement that you need to explain further already in the documentation and, preferably, explaining it so that even an idiot could understand it.

>>60225821
>Humans are just plain bad/evil
>Tons of bonuses to lying
>Bonus to dark magic, incapable of light magic
As an eternal human player, I'm not sure if this makes me want to play one of crazy races to avoid getting boxed in or to play a human because it would be interesting to roleplay as Slimy McBackstab.

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>>60225648
I saw the tefference to a homebrew systen and the goat and for a second i thought someone finaly gave the rules for GRUFF

>>60254786
You mean a normal human

>>60253124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYXv97FuAY
>25 Luke Skywalker
>30 Samurai Jack
That's a pretty big leap all things considered. Especially given that Luke did fuckall 90% of the movies.

>>60242601
Alternatively, they could be or have an interest in recreational or sport fishing.
This type of dolphin is delicious.

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>>60255704
This kind of dolphin will die out of water.

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>>60253734

>>60225895
I love how here it goes from
>thumbs up
to
>Airball

>>60253169
HOWEVER Die is only applied on the cessation of exist, not continuously. So, you can technically dispel death.

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>>60253734
>be me, an alchemist
>Potion making time
>put some dirt and water my cauldron
>pipe some air through it
>drink
>shit.jpg
>be me, a pirate
>laying in the sun
>spontaneously melt into ambrosia

>>60225876
>spit
>1 water damage
this is wonderful

>>60225905
>Summon DMV
>Target must make a mental resistance check or become trapped in an illusion of trying to renew his license at the DMV. If he fails the check, he will randomly (rolled by GM) roll to sit on a random square in his move range, walk from square to square, furiously scribble things on paperwork including his name and social security number, and so on.

I don't know which is better, that this is all real, or someone is very dedicated to making /tg/'s dreams come true. I don't want to find out which is which.

>>60225930
>counter spell
>you summon a counter, all transactions made upon it give you a 25% bonus
I don't know what I expected

>>60225987
>Snoring is a spell that lets you cast other spells while sleeping.
What the fuck is this, pokemon?

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To whoever is possibly making this real;
we need a map and some more details, and I swear I'll run this, at least a a oneshot for a few sessions
maybe some details on equipment ? what's an adventurer like in the world of Varsol ?

SIGN LANGUAGE
Level: 3
Element: Logic
Type:
Active Cast: 0
Mana: 0
Range: 0
Area: 0
Group: Survival
Duration: About 1 second
Stealth: No
Damage: NA
Included because fuck you Brent.

Either Brent is That Guy or a true hero of /tg/ I cannot tell which.

>>60240016
SHOOP

>>60254454
Maybe that's supposed to be an 'or' instead of a 'divide…' No, I haven’t looked through the other sheets how he types his equations typically.

>>60256011
These teensy tiny pictures annoy me.

>>60253734
This is the fucking best, is this also related to this system?

>>60257745
AHHHHH

>>60256795
Well, if the person doesn't start casting Exist right away, it might just recast itself, since it apparently casts it by itself. Probably.
Honestly, the whole thing is recursive, so who the hell even knows what the logical reaction should be.
I'm actually more interested, can you somehow consciously stop yourself from casting Age? I mean, that's a useless spell for anyone past maturity.

>>60258040
I imagine transhumanist wizards are asking the very same question and are trying very hard to figure all of these things out.

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Okay, so I quickly made this in hexagrapher just to get a random shape for the land
any ideas/complaints ?

>>60258074
Island of Da shouldn't be so big. I thought the Alviris Coast was on the same continent as the Manyrealms. We need more uninhabited continents, OP mentioned there were ones that are unexplored because people can't inhabit them.

>>60258234
what kind of land would the island be made of anyway ? and yeah, there can be more unhabited continents but it can just be a map of the known world, to me it's not an issue

>>60227007
Autism is a hell of a drug.

>>60258267
I think Da would be pretty heavily urbanized. OP talked about how it was a patchwork of different architectural styles, presumably most of the island is covered in architecture.

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>>60225648
Put me in the screencap

>>60258196
Ok OP, we need your help for as many city names as possible, for the rest we can fill it in ourselves
Also reworking the map slightly, I'll fuse the coast with the human kingdoms, add a bunch of structure to the Da island and reduce it's size

I honestly can't tell if you guys love it or hate it.
I personally love it. It's fresh, it's innovative, it's deep, and it's set in an interesting setting - albeit one which seem to lack some depth. I imagine just playing games in this weird world would help fill out the lore by itself.
Hell, now I wanna write down my own overly complicated system. It looks like fun

>>60258725
I love it, I'm currently making a high-level noseman monk
>Here comes the secret guardian of the council of the oracles
>The noseman who resisted the charge of the albino doomgoat
>THE BUFFEST NOSE

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>>60258725
I am absolutely torn. On one hand I love the freshness and absolute disregard for fantasy stereotypes, and the amount of effort put into it. On the other hand, I can't deal with how absurd, nonsensical and utterly insane it all is.
I could see myself trying it out as a joke.
Say-Tyr seems to be one of the more sane ideas in the whole thing, and one that I actually kinda like.

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>>60225821
>The Arachadeen were formed when Dasakkarachin, the god of spiders, was offended by a human
woman who called spiders ‘gross.’ As punishment, he shoved a massive spider into her face
Oh lord what is...
>Widely reviled because of their disgusting appearance and constantly twitching face-legs,

>>60225866
>First spell ever
>breathe
Lmao how dumb are fish niggas

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>>60225895
>breath of breath
>carve intellect
>cheapen
>extended blink
>flying stone raptor
>mothers admonishment
>unicycle of violence
I'm crying, theres are just basic spells

>>60225648
HE FINALLY DELIVERED. YOU SUNOVABITCH, KEEPING US WAITING! A-HAHAHA!

>>60254786
Slimy McBackstab would fit right in with this world.

>>60257544
I think OP left, but he left us with the PDFs at least.

>>60258196
I got the impression that the Alviris Coast was on the same continent as the Manyrealms, but looking at it you might be right. But the Floating Island of Da is almost certainly meant to be mobile and not a single location.

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>>60256856
It's posts like this

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>>60259629
we still need to understand how you level up, that's what I'm most interested in

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>>60231419
Based GOAT anon.

Fuckin bump cause im at work. Reading this thread makes me feel like I just had sex.

>>60259881
I got the impression from the Levels document that you just level up when the GM says you do, either because of playtime or because you did something important or funny. The document does say that the players won't be at the same level.

>>60260072
You feel like shit then?

>>60260155
I gathered as much, but I was interested in what you were actually meant to add as for stats, but it looks like you don't add anything
I made a level 16 char and ranked him up, and if you just add 1 to every stat for each level you get something coherent in terms of ressources vs spells, mana and momentum

Ok, here's my masterpiece
I present you Nosgonos, the strongest noseman alive. He can actually survive the orb of the albino doomgoat as long as he is simply caught in the orb and that he doesn't get rammed by say-tyr

Nosgonos
Level 50 Noseman

Fighter: Police Officer
Cleric: Paladin(brilliant mind)

Stats:
Strength 41
Agility 35
Dexterity 25
ENS 20
Vitality 45
Memory 25
Logic 25
Thought 25
Alertness 25
Intuition 25
Reflex 25
Deceit 25
Charisma 25
Presence 25
Beauty 25
Composure 35
Understanding 25

Suprastats:
HP: 2250
Physical Power: 38
Ethereal Power: 30
Durability: 35
Quickness: 30
Physical Resistance: 43
Mental Resistance: 30
Initiative: 30
Momentum: 43
Mana: 27

And here's for the spells and maneuvers, and damn, making a noseman gives you a bunch;

Maneuvers (Martial Arts) : Locate Lies, Thousand stings, Pole Vault, Hammer Time, Quake strike

Innate Spells: Memory blade (fists)
Fourth level spells: Airball, Alter, Breath of breath, Dodgeball, Elemental Dispel, Earthball, Extended Blink, Fireball, Flying stone raptor, Mother’s admonishment, Remove status, Restoration, Sight of sight, Transform weapon, Waterball, Wind Form
Fifth level spells: Dance of the glorious defenestration, Detect Lies, Detect Pies, Flock of exploding butterflies, Giant Mouth, Perfect Heal, Replenish, Unbutton, Unevening the even, Upside-down fire
Sixth level: Dildo Storm, Earth Shield, Immunity, Spell shield, Spleed, Unheal, Soften

>>60260510
That's a lot of directly combat-related spells. I'd thought that he'd done a good job of having many non-combat spells, but I guess I was wrong.

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>>60260604
I selected mostly those as I made a primarily combat focused character
but seeing as I had a whooping 34 spells to choose, I ended up selecting a bunch of fun ones

>>60260332
You, uh, probably aren't doing something right, my friend.

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>>60260510
>he can survive the doomgoat
>heh, nice one anon
>check text
>he's right
what have you made ?

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You know, I'd assumed OP was a different anon from ADGanon, and then I read > Their Oracle King is Imperator Nostrildamus

>>60260714
Level 50 is supposed to be equivalent to "a giant retarded anime robot," and even then he barely survives.

>>60256856
>combine the void of space and arcane magic in an isolated chamber
>try to add air and light
>accidentally flip the light switch too soon
>supernova
This system is amazing.

>>60260510
>every stat is in the dozens
>HP in the thousands
what is wrong with this system ?
>>60260559
>Dance of the glorious defenestration
>Detect Pies
apparently nothing, don't change anything it's perfect

>>60260927
to be fair, the doomgoat is a spell that you can only learn from level 64 and onwards so it's roughly a level 70 spell that a level 50 tank can survive

>>60253734
>Be me
>Evil
>Breathe
>Vacuum force collapses building

>>60253734
>Blow air on lava
>Die to nervegas

>>60261349
Well not exactly nerve gas, but these recent eruptions have taught me that poisonous shit comes with lava. Add water and you get sulphuric acid added to your poison.

>>60225787
>Quadratic Elements
>Goes on to describe using basic exponentials
>Calls it a 'square bonus'

This absolutely reeks of someone who wants to appear smart but barely survived basic high school algebra. My mathematician self is absolutely triggered.

>>60225800
this mentions a combat PDF, but I don't think that we actually have this one

>>60228063
>stabbing her with rubies, emeralds, star sapphires, and a thousand other gems
>star sapphires
STAR SAPPHIRES ONLY EXIST AS CABOCHONS, THEY DON'T HAVE POINTS

>>60225866
>tfw you delay Death's casting after even after you cease casting Exist.

>>60225941
I
I just
what

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>>60241133
Only one thing can counter this spell

>>60262276
We now know for sure that the GM can't be a professional jeweler, good work.

EXPEL
>Causes you to expel food drained of nutrients. If you have an old doc that references the Shit spell, this is it. I changed the name because people kept making jokes about how shitty the spell was.

amazing

>>60263020
Most of those level 1 spells are funny.

>>60225648
Thought they had finally found the rules to fantasy fantasy football for a minute, sad times

>>60225648
So, there are clearly people who like stuff like this. What do they actually play, though? Just weeb shit?

>>60254249
There is probably a spell in the system to make that true.

>>60225648
>Mana is a couple of digits
>damage is in the thousands
It kinda annoy me.

So OP, when are we going to get the rest of the rules? still 3 more levels of magic, not to mention the combat system at least.

>>60263790
There are high-mana spells that do shit like kill you instantly, convince the universe that you don't exist Morrowind style, or damn you to eternal goat rape.

>>60263468
I like homebrews and stuff like this but I mostly play coc, Delta Green and paranoïa

>>60264106
Players aren't supposed to go above level 50, which corresponds to level 7 spells (level 49 grants access to them specifically)

>>60260510
>Nosgonos
My sides

>>60264961
if the creator intended for there to be lv8+ skills, that means they intended to use them.

we still need the combat system

>>60265342
The only level 8+ spells are the summoning spells, and we don't know anything about how summoning works in the rules.

>>60265342
There are no doubt level 8+ spells, but they're probably NPC only.

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>>60225821
>Nostrildamus
my sides!

>>60260510
>Momentum: 43
What's your velocity stat though.

Any monster document?

>>60266232
A player wouldn't be given such a thing.

>>60266377
Oh yeah true, I wasn't really thinking about that. Would be nice then to hear what kind of monsters have appeared in the campaign so far.

>>60225648
>that's all stuff I learned as we played
pls m8, a bit more

>>60266697
The description he gave of the campaign sounded strangely grounded.

>>60268015
Grounded in a realistic idea, I mean.

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>>60225883
>Thumbs up restores life
Is this a reference to the most handsomest man of all, lord of the tutorial, Terry hintz?

>>60266036
Momentum is used for spells, not movement

>>60271838
Yes

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>>60258196
And here it is ! It honestly doesn't really matter to me at this point if this is real or fake, but I think that we could make a few threads to iron out the setting/system a little more and archive it all on 1d4chan to guide future GMs interested in running this

>>60253734
>kill something
>pour dirt on it
>sun comes up
>suddenly it turns into ghosts
10/10 best magic system

>>60254880
Oh god that damn game
I still want a game with troll-chucked dmg stats for all equipment.

>>60225821
fucking nosemen

>>60253734
>direct a flashlight into the air
>get fragrance
Get fucked, perfumers

>>60253734
>When life gives you lemons, just throw them out of nature into the void, and you'll have lazers

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In the name of Say-Tyr, the Twelve-Horned, Lord of the Caprines, the Albino Ram of Doom, He Who Tramples The World, Master of the Endless Goat-Harem, Sire of a Thousand Young and Eater of the Primordial Oats, I bless this thread and everyone in it. May your days be full of fresh straw and plump bitch goats. Blaaahh.

I like how everyone has commented on every race except the Embarola, the ones who are groomed by their crazy goddess.

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>>60273487
Looks solid to me.

HAIL TAGO AGOT, the Descending Hoof. Seemingly born for battle, he is a masterful combatant and nigh-unkillable by means magical or mundane. As Say-Tyr's mortal champion, he is blessed with goat-like deformities of the face, body, and feet. His appearance, combined with his mental disabilities and mad lust for bloodshed, has estranged him from the company of his fellow sapient humaniods.

However, Tago feels deep affection for his Sire's army of young offspring, and finds refuge from his loneliness in acting as shepherd to the flock of kids. He feels that the goatlings understand him in a way that people never have.

>>60225648
Post'em faggot!

>>60277160
they're pretty nice desu, for giant fire fairies, but I think that most people would not play them

>>60231326
It's supposed to let you reduce your target's HP to a fraction of itself. For instance, if your target has 300 HP and 400 Mana, you could recalculate it to have 4 HP and 3 Mana.

Alternatively, say your teammate got all fucked up, and out of 50 HP and 70 Mana, is down to 3 HP and 4 Mana. You cast this spell and recalculate him to 40 HP and 30 Mana, or some other adjunct to pythagorian ratios.

>>60225966
Thx dude

>>60277572
How about I stat him ?
Here is Tago Agot, the descending hoof. Armed with his sheperd's staff, he brings the will of Say-tyr upon his ennemies as well as his allies. You usually see him surrounded by a flock of Say-Tyr's offspring that he brought back with him on the prime plane. However, the presence of the yound doesn't deter him in the slightest, especially if he has to protect them from a threat

Tago Agot
Level 60 Idishi
Fighter: Police Officer
Laborer: Factory Worker
Champion: Say-Tyr (grants an extra 28 points)

Stats:
Strength 50
Agility 30
Dexterity 35
ENS 35
Vitality 60
Memory 30
Logic 30
Thought 36
Alertness 30
Intuition 30
Reflex 30
Deceit 30
Charisma 30
Presence 30
Beauty 30
Composure 36
Understanding 40

Suprastats:
HP: 3600
Physical Power: 41
Ethereal Power: 42
Durability: 50
Quickness: 32
Physical Resistance: 55
Mental Resistance: 31
Initiative: 33
Momentum: 55
Mana: 35

Maneuvers (Polearm; Quarterstaff) : Circle Spin (x2), Magnetize, Walking stick, Pole Vault, Helicopter Spin
4th level spells: Dodgeball, Elemental ward, Earthball, Unicycle of Violence
5th level spells: Dance of the glorious defenestration, Detect Lies, Giant mouth, Horn of Illumination, Perfect Heal, Replenish, Supermap, Unbutton, Unevening the even, Unexhaust, Upside-down fire, You just don’t understand me mom
6th level spells: Applize, Dildo Storm, Flame Cannon, Giganticize, Holy Light, Spell Shield, Spleed
7th level spells: Suffering

>>60275231
Maybe one day we'll see GRUFF...

shameless bump

>>60283661
To end the thread, anyone reading this should vote for this thread on the archive, it's sitting at only 3 right now and will probably end up forgotten

>>60253734
>studied light and nature magic to be able to heal and bless people
>got the ability to grow lemons instead

This thread was a mistake
and i love it

>>60225648

Damn. I thought this was a different post, from years ago, that revolved around goats and trolls.

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>>60231419
I feel like there is actually a concept with some merit buried under all this insanity. Hashed out a bit better this could work as a universal system that takes an opposite approach to something like GURPS, where you have an anemic but flexible core that you layer on supplements/homebrew content that cover what is needed. Instead here you have a core where almost everything is rigidly defined, to the point where plugging in homebrew content could be easy as defining which of the 20+ stats is used and running from there.

Maybe I'm just retarded though.

>>60283967
I don't know how to vote on archive.

All hail Nostrildamus!

>>60283967
Up to 9 now.

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>>60241257

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>Thumbs Up
>Give a thumbs up to a single target. This makes him feel good, restoring 5% of his maxHP. Only works once per session per target.

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>>60289332

am I having a fucking stroke

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>>60225821
I unironically love some of these races.
The doll folk would be pretty neat in a less crazy campaign.

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>>60270325
>I expected a fun little 4panel about my boy Terry
>It's loss
>>60263468
Mostly D&D 2e and MAID since that is all my group will play but I am also very interested in Dark Heresy, Mutants & Masterminds, Paranoia, Nechronica, and MaoCT even if I never get to play them.

I love this.
>Breath of breath

>>60276911
Blaaah

>>60225648
so how do you play this?

>>60276911
Blaaah

>>60289847
They're probably the most redeemable race here, yes.

>>60225855
Unemployed
You don’t exactly have a job, but that doesn’t mean you have no skills.
- Bum
Panhandle: When asking NPCs for help, you gain 30% to any social roll. If you succeed, their help will be
10% larger than it otherwise would have (like if they’d sent ten guys to escort you, they’ll send eleven
guys).
- Housewife
Home Away From Home: Whenever you camp out, you and your allies gain the full benefits of a
dedicated inn.

>>60292740
>housewife
My dream of RPing as the frying pan woman from Dragons of Autumn Twilight will finally come true!

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>>60225866
>Die
>Duration: Eternity

>>60225941
This is some Dungeons of Dredmor shit

>>60225648
Fuck ya! I was one of the guys asking for it.

>>60231419
Going to snort this shit hard.

I do game Dev myself and have a little rpg system made. What to see how to streamline it more. This will be a good guide.

>>60289847
It's my newest entry in my own fantasy heartbreaker - so you're not alone anon.
also stealing that pic

Honestly, this system had me at 'Doomgoat', This is some beautiful madness.

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>>60294184
>Stealing that pic
You should look up the artist outta sync if you are into that sort of thing.
They do some amazing living doll stuff

>>60290773
How do you play it?

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>>60294656
>Spoiler
Doing god's work anon!

>>60231419
Bless you anon.
Can't wait to show my players this so i can abandon them entirely from this hobby and find a new group.

>>60294176
This is a good guide to anything but streamlining.

>>60289847
What's this pic from?

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>>60296186
That is fanart of the Lalaloopsy doll.
Charlotte Charades.

>>60285271
no, I totally get you
assuming that this is real, OP should tatolly bring his GM here to explain his shit, I'm really enthusiastic about this