>>61670286
Shit they must not find my Eldar porn.

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>>61670286
I've just got some orkitecture and this picture of Lord Commander Guilliman.

>>61670286
Good, once youre finished i should be due for a promotion.

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>>61670286
> TPGTOW for life.

>>61671003
>IGGTOW for life!

>>61670286
>Of c-course not Commissar
>...
>...If, if you're wondering why there's so many pics of yourself saved to it's just because your commanding presence inspires me to better serve the Emperor every day

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>>61671567
The thinnest ice on the imperium

>>61671579
>If it helps they're all of her in full regulation uniform and I'll happily delete them all if requested

>>61671765
>>61671579
>If it also helps sir. They're all of her barely dress.
>What? I like strong women.

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>>61670286
>Go ahead commissar, i have nothing to hide
>However, you may afterwards

>>61671567
>>61671765
>>61671852
>YFW the commissar just gives you a cold, stern look after inspecting every pic and leaves without a word
>YFW she sends you a pic she took of herself next day along with a note reminding you that fraternization with a commissar like that is against regulations
>YFW she sends you new ones every couple of days, most of her in her uniform, some quite noticeably are not
>YFW the ones of her in ...less than her standard uniform all include a warning of what would happen to an enlisted man should he be caught with them

Of course, as you can see I keep it cleaned and pruned, lest I burden the mind with superfluous knowledge rather than veneration of the God Emperor of Mankind.

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>>61672255
Careful, anon. The emperor is always watching.

>>61672255
>>61672449
Hot damn the emperor be praise and may he be proud of his guardsman!

>>61672255
>blackmail porn
I think I just got a new fetish

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>>61672255

>>61672560
Blackmail is such an ugly word, think of it as incentive for cooperation.

>>61672255
>commissar finds some deprave tau and elder nude pics
>tell her that it’s hard good human female pic out in the front.
>commissar doesn’t blam you right there. Not instead she tells you to delete them and wait on her.
>a few days later you get a text pic of her. Nothing special just her with out a jacket on and her shirt
>she sends you more every few days with little messages like “the emperor needs his men interested in REAL women”
>last pic she sends is her barely covering herself with the warning of what would happen to an enlisted man get caught with theses.
>her slight smug smile got you good

>>61672449
And smiling upon the guardsmen and women getting some.

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>>61672255

>>61672449
>>61672502
>>61672560
>>61672597
>>61672631
>YFW the number of surprise inspections you receive noticeably goes up
>YFW a number of your crew just assumes you've pissed her off given how thoroughly she inspects your belongings and notes even typically overlooked infractions
>YFW it's not uncommon for the inspections to come within the hour of you getting a pic, leading to a few terrifying moments and a smug smirk on her part when she nearly catches you in the act of ...admiring her commanding physique
>YFW your face still burns with embarrassment whenever you're reminded of the time one came while you were in the shower and she only gave you enough time to even get a towel before she started
>YFW the complement she gave you on your physique made it even worse
>YFW in between the more standard punishments she hands out to you she'll often punish you by using you as a gofer, fetching her recaf, cleaning her bunk, washing her laundry and other menial chores that keep you around her
>YFW you find out she's requested for you to be reassigned as her assistant, noting that with how many marks she's found against you, you obviously need a firm, guiding hand like hers to keep you in line and while many of the guard might rightfully fear commissars, she's sure she can shape you up into the sorta man that would enjoy being under her

>>61670286
oh fuck oh fuck oh f- wait, I deleted the history 2 hours ago!

>>61670286
Don't mind all the pictures of Sisters of Battle. As a citizen of the Imperium I only idealize the greatest of the Emperor's daughters.

>>61670286
Please just put the bullet in my head now, commissar.

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>>61673391
Blessed be his name.

>>61673464
I can't believe this stupid pic became a meme [/spoiler]and possibly because of me

>>61672255
>>61673313
Some one make a writefaggotry of this.

>>61673573
next time pick a picture that doesn't have ugly-ass low-cut underwear that ruins it

>>61670286
What in the name of Zuvassin are these imperials doing here?

>>61670286
>mfw started reading Imperial Guard novel
>2-3 page of description for the hell that scribes go through for decades writting coordinates in a "cogitator".
Kino, I'm a file clerk.

>>61673597
>ugly-ass low-cut underwear
You have the worst taste Iv'e seen in a while.

>>61673593
>Commissar teasing and leading on a poor guardsman who's enamored with her
>Taking an almost cruel delight in both encouraging and punishing his feelings towards her
>Stringing him along while making sure he knows that if he takes one step out of line it's the end for him
>Watching, waiting for the moment he breaks, seeing if he's obedient enough to be worthy of warming her bed
If it wasn't so late I'd give it a try

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>>61670286
Go ahead officer.
Why is it empty, well I barely use it.

What's incognito mode and a vpn?

>>61670286
>Commisar finds you looked at freaky shit once
>Go uh oh, you don't walk down from those mistakes
>Expect to die for the emperor
>Instead they smile
>They pull out an insignia of slaaneesh
>You and your family get a fate worse than death
We're right snoggered now mum

>>61673593
>>61673891
>>61674099
One last snipet
>YFW she mentions one of your new duties will be helping her get dressed
>YFW it turns out to consist only of pinning her medals to her chest
>YFW she warns you to be careful what you touch as she instructs you to kneel down eye level with her breasts, face inches away from her to insure you put them at EXACTLY the right location, not helped by her occasionally shifting around, slightly thrusting her chest a bit more forward each time
>YFW after making you remove them and pin them on again for the third time she finally deems your efforts sufficient and and lets you know if you keep up the adequate work she might trust you to help her more with her uniform

>>61675826
Is the next bit of uniform the hat? I want to touch the hat

>>61675923
I was seriously considering making a joke about it, yeah

>>61672255
>>61673313
>>61675826
Good fucking lord man, you can't do this to me.

>>61676080
Thank you anon, if this thread's still here when I get back from work tomorrow I'll see if I can't do more

>>61670286
Good thing i have nothing to hide because im a good god-emprah fearin' imperial citizen

>>61672933
hot

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>>61671567
>>61672255
>>61672933
>>61673313
>>61673865
>>61675826

**TURGID**

>>61670286
Can I fuck the commissar?

>>61678414
that's an amethyst you dunce

>>61675826
I believe we need more "visual reference" for this story. Get on it drawfags

>>61673313
>she's sure she can shape you up into the sorta man that would enjoy being under her

>>61673597
No, I was the guy who complained and made people start editing it

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>not using the superior Cangaço aesthetic over boring wild west cowboys

>>61680238
Umm... wrong thread but I’m intrigued none the less. Just imagine a cowboy commissar. “Are you doing your duty to the Emperor buckaroo?” Also a bolter revolver sounds pretty rad.

>>61680238
Captain Sparrow?

>>61681168
>bolt revolver
>bolt lever action
>bolt gatling gun
American west themed guard regiments when

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>>61672255

>>61675826
>tfw no commissar gf

>>61681598
The epitome of the fear boner

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>61681413
>>61680238
>>61681168
Let's roll

>>61681919
Magnificent anon

>>61681919
Does she put out?

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>>61681919
>>61682138
>>61682150

>>61682211
So am I getting any commissar snu-snu?

>>61682211
Commissar- What do you mean, "I dont know"
Guardsman- "Mmgckmm" (Like a muffled "Uh-huh")

>>61672255
ITT we discover that /tg/ has a serious teasedom kink.

>>61670286
I don’t was smugly thinking I would be perfectly safe until I remember the eldar/elf dojinshi I usually browser. Do I get a lesser punishment if it’s mostly showing them on a subservient position to humanity?

>>61682417
Would Miss Commissar like if I took control?

>>61682454
Absolutely not but secretly yes and I pity the Guardsman who tries

>>61682427
If they are thrown into the garbage can after usage then it's kosher

>>61682500
But if she tells me to take control I would do so gladly.

>>61682500
You get to try after becoming veteran sarge

>sister_valeria.vox

Would she like if I tied her to the bed and had my way with her?

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>>61682252

>>61682500
>>61682514
Any can try, few succeed. Woe betide those that overstep or are not completely confident in their actions, for not even the standard Imperial Guard adamantium balls each soldier is equipped with can withstand the cold fury of Mistress Commissar's "punishments"

>>61682500
He'd need to find a squad mate who liked him enough to dab the scratch marks on his back with ointment and could be trusted not to tell.

>>61682560
I need more Commissar!

>>61682551
No but if you can do it before she can BLAM you on reflex Yes

This is awakening certain desires...
Emperor's Balls I already have enough fetishes

>>61682614
I would make sure she felt good after I tie her to the bed.

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>>61682594

>>61682619
Give in anon!

>>61682454
Greentext writer here, I'd say no personal preference y'know?, but she'd certainly enjoy teaching you why it's a bad idea

>>61682211
>>61682560
>>61682583
>>61682624
These are all lovely

>>61682669
Will I enjoy the lesson?

And yes, the artist (gray-skull) has made at least one lewd of her too.

>>61682695
How lewd is it?

>>61679176
It still a rock, my friend

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>>61682731
>>61679176

>>61682753
Spotted a dwarf.

>>61682669
>So how would she teach me this lesson?

>>61682766
Simple, my friend - through exhausting exercise

>>61682706
Tits and arse, nothing more. She's in that "arse to the viewer and turning her torso painfully to display some boob" pose. But too lewd for a blue board.

>>61682775
>But wouldn't she notice my lust for her?

>>61682793
My friend, if you will have energy to lusting after her after a repeating an obstacle course for several hundreds of times in one day, my applauds to you.

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Are boners heretical?

>>61682867
>I would be constantly seeing her fine ass in front of me.

>>61682880
Who said she will do it WITH you? She will just oversee your performance. Dont fuck this up.

>>61682900
>So If I do it smoothly she might toss me a bone?

>>61682677
Yes
It will hurt mind you, but she's trained you well, and if you show her proper submission she'll show you how enjoyable repentance can be

>>61682766
Working you to exhaustion, a bit of whiping and caning, maybe a few scratches and bites, she'll certainly ride your ass harder for weeks afterwards though, that you even thought that was a good idea is a sure sigh you need more discipline

>>61682867
>>61682880
>YFW she allows you to join her in the showers after PT
>YFW it's only if you wear a blindfold and keep your hands to yourself though
>YFW her hands are free to wander wherever they want though

>>61682915
A log, most probably.

>>61682929
I had another spoiler tag in there, where did it go?

Sure I guess
Just as long as you don’t mind the shitton of trap porn, fat fetish stuff, and miscellaneous stuff
Don’t worry, it’s all human or close enough to be considered abhuman

>>61682879
Actually no, the Imperium would have to really encourage the baby making to support the amount of casualties it faces. Just not the Slaneesh kind, the kind that makes no babies and results in ALL THE STDs

In short, the Imperium endorses hetero-sexual sex in the missionary position

>>61682929
>And I do I get to make her feel good while I repent?
>>61682929
>And if she notices that I enjoy her discipline?
>>61682929
>I ask her for permission even than.

>>61682963
The motherfucking GREED. DYA WANNA GET BLAM'D?!?

>>61682978
>I just love my Commissar.

>>61682956
>There is great debate about ancient Terran text
>Is the "6 sex moves how to spice things up in a bed" heretical or not?

>>61682956
what if you visibly get a boner watching the sisters?

Imagine being so undersexed that you get off on being sexually tortured by someone authorized and encouraged to murder you at the slightest provication.

>>61682781
/aco/ commissar thread when?

>>61683039
Any man who doesn't lust after Sisters of Battle, the finest examples of Human Women that can be produced, is a heretic.

>>61683058
Someone get on this now!

>>61683067
that, i can live with

>>61683072
And link it here!

>>61682879
Not unless they're caused by heretical thoughts

>>61682956
>the Imperium endorses hetero-sexual sex in the missionary position
If memory serves it varies from world to world but the Imperium on a whole defaults to "Don't do anything that would make demons" and leaves it at that

>>61682963
>>And I do I get to make her feel good while I repent?
Your repentance and submission itself is enough to make her feel good, unless she orders it anything more will earn you more punishment, and not necessarily the fun kind

>And if she notices that I enjoy her discipline?
Good, it means you're learning

>I ask her for permission even than
Denied soldier

>>61683039
You might just be able to avoid a horribly painful if somewhat quick immolation based death if you frame your "attraction" to her as reverence for the beautiful instance of the flawless human design, to state you wish to pay tribute to how she perfectly encapsulates the elegance and grace that is the female form. And throw in a couple lines about the Emperor being great for making humanity so perfect to begin with.

>>61683104
>But I want to make her feel good as well.
>How about making me learn some more advanced stuff?
>Can I at least kiss her?

>>61683082
There is a 40k thread up on /aco/
>>>/aco/2541706

>>61683149
But that ones clogged, NEW THREAD.
Commissar Mistress only

>>61683176
You have a link to the Commissar Mistress pictures?

>>61683186
I say we get the Greentext writer to start a new thread asking for Drawfags based on whats written. Use the current Gray-Skull pics to get started

>>61683206
Okay.
Do you have a source for the Gray-Skull pics?

>>61683137
>>But I want to make her feel good as well.
Well trained, obedient soldiers make her feel good, right now you are being neither

>>How about making me learn some more advanced stuff?
You haven't earned that yet, and unless you shape up you never will

>>Can I at least kiss her?
Permission denied

>>61683206
Still at work and posting from my phone during lunch, will probably not be doing that for several more hours at least

>>61683245
We will wait for you, you will bring about salvation

>>61683206
Well I started the thread.
>>>/aco/2572968

>>61683229
Dude who posted some of the latter here. I just googled gray-skull commissar, and commissar revial gray-skull. Then I followed the breadcrumbs.

>>61683245
>How do I be an obedient soldier?
>I'll try my best ma'am!
>Yes ma'am.

So I started the thread on /aco/

>>61683258
>>61683422
Posted up the one lewd I mentioned earlier

>>61683378
>>How do I be an obedient soldier?
Listen to your Commissar, do exactly as she says, no more, no less

>>I'll try my best ma'am!
>>Yes ma'am.
Good boy

>>61683511
>What does my Commissar want me to do?
>Thank you ma'am.

>>61682879
I remember in one of these threads it was agreed that in order to combat xenophilia and Slaneeshy porn there would of course be a branch of the Sisters of Battle dedicated solely to creating porn for distribution throughout the empire. It would nominally be illegal, but in reality the powers that be WANT people watching the SoB and hanging up SoB pin-ups.

>>61683544
Wait for further orders
a bit busy right now, will be back with some greentext later

>>61683600
o-oh

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>>61672255
Oh baby

>>61673623
High waist is miles better blacked nigger

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>>61673313

Would it be better or worse if the guardmans was a guardswoman?

>>61683779
Better, just in a different way

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>>61683056
I can imagine it quite well

Fuck all yall for making me consider starting a new 40k guard romance fic, I still need to finish the first one damnit.

>>61683056
who would do that, that would be weird haha

>>61683056
But anon... I don't need to imagine that

>>61683833
What first one?
>>61683855
Anon you can't just throw us a line like that.

>>61683833
Why considering it? DO IT!
And what about first one though? Tell me its not another gay fic about spess marines.

>>61683056

Femdom is not that odd of a Fetish, listing after fem commisar is just the logical extension in 40k. Remember that fear response and sexual excitement are biologically speaking very similar chemical reactions in the brain.

>>61683855
Deets, my friend. I need juicy details. You cant say A without B.
I will not judge, trust me.

>>61681168
It is indeed the wrong thread

>>61683885

No space marines, only guard. And im seriously considering the fem commisar fic, but I gotta finish the first one before I can, got promises to keep.

>>61683882

Something i used to post here about two years back.Been on hiatus for a while because life. Working on it again at the moment. Hoping to have it finished by christmass so I can drop it as a christmass present for any anons who remember it at this point, if there are any left.

>>61683890
hell, on 4chan femdom is one of the purest fetishes

>>61683948
Glad the Imperium thinks so too

>>61684182

There's certainly plenty of opportunity for it. Fem commisar asside, sisters have needs. Wanna bet they take the man of their choice and have their way with him when the urges grow too great to resist?

>>61684245
> implying most sisters Don’t satisfy their urges with each other.
> implying your lucky enough to be the guardsman she chooses to snu-snu to death when she decides she’s tired of scissoring sisters.

>>61684424

>Implying you are an authority on the sexuality of the Sorotitis
>Implying they would not be able to appreciate the male form
>Implying they would sublimate their biological urges into a convenient but hollow mockery of what they could have
>Implying that even if two sisters had a "friendly" relationship they wouldn't take a man to share as a dildo.

But most importantly

>Implying you know anything about me
>Implying I am not an excellent example of masculinity
>Implying I couldn't be the lucky(?) bastard they pick.

>>61671021
>IG
>going anywhere but where they are told by their superiors or the commissar
I don't think so.

>>61684689
would sisters even crave lowtier dick?
wouldnt another sister be way more pure and non heretical and thereby preferable to some non big-e penor?

>>61670286
Who is she anyway? I've seen pictures of her for a while.

>>61684758
Commisar Cumdrain

>>61670286
But commissar, I am not ranked high enough to own a cogitator...

>>61684793
But then who was vox?

>>61684735

Well they are human. I think it's not unreasonable that at least a decent portion would want the D.

Of course they wouldn't settle for low tier D, but there are plenty of valerous and faithful men in the Imperium. War Hero's and Saints, fellow Schola graduates. I don't think it would be unreasonable to say there would be men individual sisters could consider worthy equals, or who they could exhibit interest in. Commisars, regimental champions, particularly hard core crusaders, a bad ass ministorum priest maybe.

I don't deny that there are probably some lesbian proclivities for a large number of Sisters, but it's a big galaxy. I simply can't believe all sisters are carpet munchers, it doesn't add up.

That ia just my opinion, bit all we have to go on is opinion, it's not like gw has come out and said one way or the other what cannon sister sexuality is like. We do in fact have some instances in bl where sisters had male lovers, but I won't point to them as evidence.

Ultimately it comes down to ones own interpretation and preferences and there is no real way to prove anyone else wrong.

>>61682879
Life is the Emperor's Currency. It's your duty to help the economy.

>>61670286
Sure go on and take care of it.
>Blams commisar in the back of the skull
Don't fuck with rogue traders.

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>>61683779
B E T T E R

>>61683779

Worse in every way.

>>61684872
And I pay it gladly for a Sororitas of my own

>>61685179
Shame nobody can say it about you.

>>61685058
>The Commissar invites a Cannoness to meet with her
>Has you wait on them both hand and foot as they talk
>As the night grows late they send you out of the room so they can discuss "private" matters
>After your promotion to the Commissar's assistant you were assigned a room next to her quarters
>The walls are thin enough you end up hearing EVERYTHING that night

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>>61685867

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>>61685867
I'd wank myself to death

>>61686046
Remember, guardsmen - taking your own life is a punishable offence!

>>61686232
How do you punish someone who's already dead?

>>61686305
There's worse things than a death, anon.

>>61686333
But if there already dead than that punishment means nothing.

>>61686305
>Remember, guardsmen - taking your own life is a punishable offence!

Imperium does the whole "punish successive generations for original person's crime" thing, so theres that.

>>61686305
>>61686333
>servitorization

>>61673573
Nice job, kid

>>61686394
>being turned into the Canonesses "personal servitor" would be a punishment

>>61685925
>>61686046
>Be woken up the next morning when the Commissar announces a surprise inspection of your quarters
>She warns you everything better be spotless, even your trash as she sets to work, looking for the tiniest amount of filth
>Midway through you see the Canoness leave the Commissar's room, flashing you a sympathetic smile in the process
>On her way out she reminds the Commissar to make sure not to go too easy on you
>Cleanliness is next to holiness after all, and it would be a poor sign if your room is messy each time she pops by for her semi weekly meetings with the Commissar
>Especially if the Commissar is to be proven right about you and how with enough training it might be worthwhile to have you join them in ...discussing sensitive matters like last night

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>>61686305
>>61686333
>>61686394
>>61686434
You no longer have anything with which to, ahem, "serve" her.

>>61686547
Yo, you the original Greentext writer that started this merriness?

>>61686771
the fuck is the Mechanicum good for if they cant build me something?

>>61686380
>Imperium does the whole "punish successive generations for original person's crime" thing, so theres that.

>Be shota
>Haven't seen your father in years, he joiner the guard before you even clearly remember him
>Get arrested and brought before several Sisters of Battle
>Be told your father accidentally committed suicide while serving the Sororitas
>As his oldest son, the punishment for his crime will fall to you
>Namely, serving the Sisters for the next several decades, doing the same duty he should have done instead of disgracefully dying
>And just for your information, your father's method of suicide was death by crushed pelvis

>>61686785
Yes, >>61686810 too

>>61686810
Does the Emperor in fact endorse Straight Shota? We need to get 40k Theories on this

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>>61686837

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>>61686891

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>>61686547

>>61686810
Please save the /aco/ thread, its a fucking mess

>>61670300
>Age of Guilliman
Nah, you'll be fine.

>>61673464
for fucks sake korra... xDDDDDDDDD

>>61687202
No promises, I tend to be a better >implications writer than I am with anything explicit like what's going on in that thread
That and I mostly out of ideas for snippets right now

>>61675826
Building a bit off of this one
>YFW by help out more she means she trusts you enough to polish her boots
>YFW she has you wait until after she puts them on to start
>YFW you only realize after she orders you to kneel and offers her foot to you that you didn't hesitate for a second
>YFW you glance up and see a look of approval on her face for a moment as she gazes down at you over her impressive...ly decorated chest before ordering you to focus
>YFW your hand nearly slips when she next speaks, letting you know that your quality of work depends on whether she'll have you use your tongue next time
>YFW you're not sure if that's a punishment or reward


Another idea
>Shortly after moving into your new quarters next to the Commissar's you find yourself the victim of a laundry mix up
>And by mix up you mean some of her clothes got mixed in with yours
>Particularly a set of her soft, white panties you find recently cleaned and neatly folded on top of your clean clothes when you return to your room after an errand
>Along with a note reminding you that stealing from a superior officer will not be tolerated
>And that should her laundry accidentally be mixed up with your's to make sure it's returned to her spotless when she returns in a few hours

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>this entire thread

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>>61672255

>>61687202

How so?

>>61684869
this anon >>61684424 here. Given that sisters don't get much time around the oppisite sex it'd be safe to say a disproprtionate number of them have experemented with homo/bisexuality compaired to the general population. Apparently this happens IRL in all boys schools. (haven't seen any reasearch, it was just mentioned in a biography of AlanTuring.)

>>61688685
In highschool Napoleon got a reputation for being a trouble maker because he got into fights with the older boys for refusing to to be a bottom for them.

>>61688685
>>61688708
Yeah, all boy's schools were pretty infamous back in the day for shit like that
Wouldn't surprise me if the Sisters didn't have a similar problem

>>61688799
What problem?

>>61688831
Well I probably should have phrased it as "problem", but I'm referring to rampant and not always totally consensual homosexuality

>>61688868
Lesbianism is not as bad as homosexuality, in practical terms.

>>61689027
True enough I suppose

>>61688685

Ello anon. >>61684869 anon here. Don't get me wrong, I understand that there would likely be homosexual practices on the sisters, I just don't think they'd be exclusively homosexual. Sure as with boys schools due to circumstance there might be homosexual practices, but sisters are not completely cut off from men, given the opportunity I donto think it unreasonable to say they would enjoy relations with men, sorta like how as far as I know from the time period most school boys eventually went on to woo women given the chance even if they had buggered underclassmen while in school for lack of a better alternative.

Or to put it in terms of the Greeks or Samurai culture, both of which were gay as fuck, you may have fucked boys but that doesn'tmean you didn't go out and fuck women as well.

That's all I'm trying to say, is that they may fuck each other, but I'm willing to bet that they would fuck men as well given the opportunity.

Sooo... we getting a fapfic for this?

>>61689228

Don't fucking tempt me.

>>61689262
Do it anon, you know you want to. I know I want you to.

>>61689228
Unless I get some good ideas/inspiration I'm probably tapped out on green for now, but if someone else did I'd love it

>>61689262
Do it anon, I'm sure it'll be great

>she has you chauffer her around the area you are garrisoned in to meet with local figures, magistrates and whatnot
>gotta make sure they feel the presence of the big E, pointy black hats and a bolt pistol will make a crooked governor straighten up real quick
>mostly silent other than berating you for driving mistakes, no matter how minor
>makes you park the car right out front of the building, and stand at attention by the car door for the duration of her visit
>doesn't let you come in under any circumstances, not even just to hang out inside the door
>this is a real pain during the winter months
>one particular cold ass day she is meeting with some head of agriculture or somesuch to shore up the Guards' provisions due to the expected munitorum fuck up.
>another thing they forgot to give your regiment was winter uniforms
>you're standing out by the car in the dead of winter, at attention, in your dress uniform.
>been standing at attention for two something hours now, wind cuts right through your dress uniform.
>she usually doesn't take this long, you don't know exactly what she does in these meetings, but you can be sure it involves a good amount of intimidation
>you've been her adjutant for some time now, and aside from all the threats of summary execution and lewd pranks she pulls on you, she often ridicules you in front of your comrades.
>you've become the unwilling mascot of the regiment
>the cold bites into your flesh like a chainsword, and you begin to wonder if it's all worth it
>the teasing, the threats, the blackmail...
>just maybe one day it will all pay off
>but probably not, you'll more likely end up executed for some infraction when she gets bored of you
>can't feel your ears, toes, or hands
>start to wonder if you've frozen like this when the door to the magistrate's manor opens and she comes walking out, arms crossed, long coat flowing triumphantly in the winter wind
>"Trooper, why isn't the car warmed up?"
>shit
>should have known this would happen

>>61689318
>"D-didn't wuh-want to waste p-p-promethium ma'am"
>she barely manages to stifle a laugh
>way to sound dignified
>"My business here is done, lets go back to the garrison"
>"Y-yes ma'am"
>open her door as she steps into the car, removing her hat and placing it on her lap, brushing some snowflakes off of it with gloved hands
>close the door and hobble over to the driver side door to start the car, your legs feel like they are dragging idle leman russ' behind them
>start the car, leather steering wheel is cold. Normally it would hav stung your hands but the numbness in your fingers turns out to be a blessing in disguise.
>completely silent on the drive back, you can practically hear her thinking of ways to humiliate you.
>please no cold showers again
>get back to the base, hobble over to her door to let her out.
>"report to sickbay trooper."
>oh no
>what is this?
>did she tell doc to give you another rectal IV again?
>you're not even sure if that even raises your core body temperature rapidly like she told you it does
>humilating as fuck to waddle around base running errands with a plastic tube sticking out your ass hooked up to a bag of warm water
>"Trooper"
>"yesmam"
>hobble the fuck out of there before she makes it worse
>at least all the hobbling is making the blood move around in your legs, starting to get some feeling back
>get to the doc
>first degree frostbite on your ears, nose, feet, and hands
>pinning all her medals on is going to be absolute hell now
>"just change your socks, throw on an extra pair of pants until we get winter gear"
>taken off guard by the doc's prognosis
>no IVs dripping warm fluids out your ass
>no invasive medical examinations
>"got it doc"
>beeline it out of there like a warpspawn shooting out of the eye of terror before he can inject you with something
>get back to the Commissar's office expecting a reprimand
>nk threats, no humiliating tasks, get dismissed to your quarters
>dread what she has planned for you tomorrow

>>61689511
god i wish that were me

>>61689511
>get into your bunk and sleep off the whole day
>for four hours, at least until she has you wake up to start preparing her uniform
>get up feeling like needles are digging into your flesh
>lets get this overwith
>stride into the foyer of her office, its empty, as usual.
>however, on your desk you see a fur lined cap and winter gloves on your small folding desk.
>guess munitorum is unfucked, she'll probably be pissed all the work she did yesterday was for nothing
>try the hat and gloves on, and by the throne they are comfortable
>can't believe they are giving these to everybody
>notice yours has a small pin on the forehead in the shape of a bronze skull
>maybe its a sign of your rank, or lack thereof
>set about doing your duties, and ready the Commissar's uniform
>fuck these gloves are comfortable
>once you have it neatly pressed, you hear the mustering call
>shit, gotta get out there. Where the hell is she? Isn't she going to have you pin her medals on?
>no matter, she would have your ass for being late to muster
>get out onto the frozen parade field, guardsmen practically sprinting from their barracks into position
>take your position facing the rest of the regiment, slightlt behind here her "spot" is
>notice something
>where is everyones hats?
>realize you are the only one wearing anything close to winter gear
>shit did they pull a prank on you?
>your heart sinks as you realize your uniform is dangerously out of regulation
>gotta take this stuff off before she-
>too late
>from behind yo she strides forward to address the company
>you just look at the ground, seeing the back of her boots and her coattails billowing in the wind
>guess this is it for you, no way would she tolerate such an eggregious breach of dess code
>expecting a bolt round through the head to be made an example of
>it doesn't come, she has already started her annual morning rallying speech right out of the uplifting primer
>slowly raise your head to look at her

>>61689694
>instead of her traditional peaked cap, she is wearing a fur cap identitcal to yours.
>albiet there is a larger, golden skull in the place where your pitiful copper one is
>stunned through the entire muster
>barely registers when she dismisses the regiment and wheels around to go back to her quarters
>you follow after her like an obedient dog
>when you get back to her quarters she can tell you want to ask a question, but you can't get it out.
>"I can't have my adjutant underperforming as a result of poor weather. To allow you to fail in the upkeep of your responsibilites would be a failure on my part." She states matter-of-factly
>"Yes ma'am"
>"Well? Don't you have something you need to be doing?"
>notice her chest is distinctly devoid of her conspicuous commendations
>"Y-yes ma'am"
>she puffs her chest out as you fetch her medals and begin your daily ritual of painstakingly placing them on her chest
>you can make out the faintest hint of a smile from you kneeling position on her lips
I decided there was a lack of wholesomeness in the thread, how did I do?

>>61689800
>I decided there was a lack of wholesomeness in the thread, how did I do?
Great job anon, thanks for the green

>>61689905
Thanks! I don't think I'm as good as the guy who was here earlier but I wanted to give it my best shot.

>>61689176
I think your right. I just figure they don't get many oppertunities to sneek off with a man or men. leaving the average sister with more experiance with women. Although a junior sister who's absolutly man crazy trying to sneek away and make excuces to get time alone with a guardsmen or scribe and having her efforts frustrated by a clever mother superior could be some grade A funny green text fodder.

>>61689997
It was pretty sweet, showed she cared for him under all the teasing, a good amount of wholesome feels on top of all the teasedomming
And don't sell yourself short, all I could do is short snippets about teasing

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>>61670286
>>61671567
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>>61672933
>>61673313
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Not particularly good at this, but I gave it a shot

>>61690331
>>61690782
They're both good anon

>>61688868
can i be a sister of battle

>>61691123
Are you female?

>>61691250
I can if you want me to be

>>61691419
Next question, do you live in the 40th millennium?

>>61691671

In her heart.

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I-I do not think the Codex astartes support this course of action comissar...

>>61692429

Fuck the Codex Astartes, this is the Guard bitch we read the Primer here. Now go shove your Geneseed into a potential you wanker.

>>61688493
Keep going, I need my "superior lady sexually harassing me but I like it" fetish on.

this thread is still here?
You guys are alright

>>61693160

I'm rather hoping it survives till after I get off work tomorrow. If it does I'll break down and post a fem commissar fap fic in a pastebin.

>>61693184
Different anon here but basically the same post. I can't write while traveling but have a wide open evening once I get where I'm going. Though I may do a Tiamat fic first before fem commissar, we'll see.

>>61692119
That's not good enough

>>61693029
Like I said, kinda ran out of ideas right now, also bed time and then work, so there probably won't be more soon unless something gives me an idea

>>61693184
I'd love to see it either way

>>61693160
>>61693184
If it dies we can just make another. But at that point would it really be /tg/ related?

>Be board at work
>Decide to check /tg/
>Enter this thread
Damn it you guys, now I can't get up from my desk

>>61694410
you made your choice

This may be my favorite thread since coming to 4chan

>>61694433
>>61694499
The Emperor has blessed this thread with His dubs.

>>61693266
>>61693184
I guess I'll try my hand at some smut too. Being wholesome is all well and good, but I've got a few ideas for some lewd greentexts. I'm a wage slave as well so it will be a few hours before I can start anything. I'll post it in the /aco/ thread if its still alive by then.

>>61670286
>Commisar is going to inspect my cogitator history
>Holyfrak.pictlog
>Think of mashing it, burning it and saying it was used as barricade material for the last offensive
>Realise that if I do that the cogheads will surely gets pissed at me and make me into a walking toaster or something
>Life in the Guard is never easy

>>61682781
That was traced after a pic of a Gears of War character by Ganassa, it's great to see him go his own ways after starting off with that.

>>61670286

>Be commissar
>Need to organise task force for high-risk mission
>Casually mention a cogitator inspection is going to happen around the same time
>Guardsmen sign up for the suicide mission in droves

Bump

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>>61696460
Dont just bump, contribute
>be imperial guardsman
>long mission in the field
>emperor kill me, this is hell
>finally the astartes comes in and breaks the line
>sweet liberation
>get to go back to basecamp
>they have shower temporarily set up
>Guardsman! You take the first patrol!
>fuck me...
>come back six hours later
>showers are empty
>ditch gear at the speed of light
>walk in
>commisar standing under one of the showers, soapin boobs
Wat do

>>61697082
Salute your superior officer of course

>>61697082
Snap to attention, eyes front (and hopefully fixed on the wall, not her)

>>61697082
Make like your dick and stand at attention

>>61682417
Are you really that surprised? A kink that essentially emphasizes attention (albit twisted) directed towards the anon in one of the loneliest user bases of this site? Yeah, definitely gets the ricks going.

>>61697288
I didn't even know I had this fetish until I stumbled into the thread. Thanks a lot /tg/.

>>61697366
Ah to be young again

>alright guardsmen today will be admistering a standard Loyalty tests today. We will describe to you a situation, and you will write down the proper course of action.
>a tau firewarrior is retreating from the blistering wall of powerful imperial weaponry as her squad is cut down around her. She trips over the corpse of one of her filthy xeno allies, exposing to you a voluptuous rump barely contained by her bodyglove. It would appear your fireteam belives her to be dead, and have stopped firing. You however, know she is still alive. What. Do. You. Do?

>>61697713

>Sir!
>Report the information to my Sargent
>Sir!

>>61697713
Shoot the xenos, of course, and report the information to my sergeant at once

>>61697713
Bayonet the foul xenos. To waste ammo would not be in the best interest of the Departmento Munitorum.

>>61697713
This loyalty test wouldnt happen to be overseen by the Sororitas, would it?

>>61697713
Oh, that's easy - first disarm xeno, literally, report to a sergeant, and then keep an eye on it awaiting further orders. If she will move - shoot her.

>>61697798
No, as it is a question of loyalty and not faith, this is overseen by the Commissariat.

>>61697734
Your sergeant gives you clearance to given that xenos your imperial fist like your name is Rogal Dorn

>>61697756
Excellent work soldier, you have passed the loyalty test.

>>61697792
An exemplary respone! You shall be awarded with an extra ration card for use at the ship's cafetorium

>>61697814
A passable response, trooper.

>>61697713
Help her to her feet, tell her she doesn't need to tell me what happened but make sure she eats plenty of eggs to recover emotionally and physically

>>61697713
As per the rules of engagement I shall lower my weapon as she is not a threat! Then I shall report this to my senior command to have her apprehended and taken as a prisoner of war! Not being barbaric in wars is what puts us above the rest of the Xenos sir!

>>61697989
>submit this one for "voluntary" reeducation

Hmph, guess I'll try a greentext.

>be me
>Catachan private, regiment been sent to a fortress world to await deployment
>life is good man, ain't gotta flamer the parade grounds every morning, nothing tryna kill you
>Well, except for them thronedamn leashes
>officers keep em off our backs for the most part, they watch put for us
>days are spent maintaining weapons and gear, doing PT
>nights spent gambling, drinking, and fucking around with bros in platoon
>but one day SHE shows up
>this fucking bitch
>some snobby woman Commissar accosts me as I'm heading back to barracks after I get done moving the sandbags like the Lieutenant asked
>she demands that I accompany her
>leads me to the barracks of the punks she leads and demands I clean it while they're on still
>pissed.vox
>I don't hide how mad I am, she threatens to execute me if I don't comply
>fine, Sarge is gonna hear of this
>cunt stares at me smugly while I mop the place
>says she'll have more work for me later
>growl
>get back, tell Sarge
>Sarge tells me to fuck off, I wasn't busy anyway
>"In fact, you oughta consider yourself lucky, you dumb kid, Id just make you work harder. Mahahahaha..."
>fuck this, can't wait to be deployed...

>>61670286
it's alright, i fragged this dumb bitch commissar with my catachan buddies. do whatever you want

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>>61698258
That looks a lot more fun than frustrating commissar, sign me up

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>>61698258
>>61698318
Get your xeno loving shit outta here

>>61698336
no u

>>61698336
taste the forbidden fruit

>>61697413
fug

>>61693850
Hit has a commisar in it, therefore yes

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Not exactly a Commissar, but I think it could work.

>>61697082
Okay but literally what do

Like what would you actually do in the situation where you walk in on a female superior in a compromising position? Act flustered and bounce out immediately? Apologize calmly and quickly leave? Leave without saying anything and pretend in never happened? Stand at attention becuase technically that is what you do when you see a officer?

>>61697713
Disarm, restrain movement capability, and take to base for interrogation - the more we know about enemy forces, their position, and ordnance, the more swift will be our victory over them!
And I am sure that some Magos Biologos would appreciate a living subject to perform tests on to find some additional weaknesses to this foul Xeno that may have not been found yet by performing dissection on dead subjects.

>>61698857
Okay tg you're giving me a serious thing for severe women with sharp striking features that are probably curvy as he'll under their tight uniforms

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>>61698909
>dissection on dead subjects.
The term is "Vivisection" when the subject is alive. The Adeptus Mechanicus thanks you for you contribution however.

>>61698920
It has been subject of research that shows a large number of humans, male and female, appreciate uniforms. Tight ones even more so.

>>61698920
it was inside you all along
embrace it

>>61698999
>The term is "Vivisection" when the subject is alive.
Thank you for correction, Magos. I knew I'll screw some terms, after all, I am a mere member of Astra Militarum, not a member of Adeptus Administratum.

>>61697082
Straighten up, eyes front, salute, and exit the shower in a parade march. Dont turn back, dont look back, dont run

>>61697713
Disarm her, restrain her and inform my superior that we have a prisioner of war that may give us useful information

What is this fetish called, I want it omg

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>>61670286
Dorn finds this thread funny.

>>61699932
Some call it BDSM and woman dom, but we'll just call it IG fetish.

>>61700078
I thought it had to involve leather to be BDSM.
t. sweet summer child

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>>61700102
>I thought it had to involve leather to be BDSM.
you have much to learn

>>61700078
H-how do you get a gf like this... every girl I talk to is sub as fuck. I just want a domme mommy gf. Plz emporer help your boy.

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>>61700145
It's easier than you think mate. Get yourself a sub gf and let her enjoy being sub.
After a while add some spice into your relationship, get to role playing, subs always go for it.
After couple of boring sessions with nurse/doc/papa john's/Mosley rp you give her another idea
You describe all about being space guard and how you want her to give you a footjob while praising emperor.
When she realises it's your fav,naturally sub gal will want to give you pleasure and will start to innitiate that.
Good luck bruh

>>61700145
In my experience dom girls only exist for other girls.

>>61700218
>Mosley
B E A D Y.

>>61680238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeURt5VTJJY
Fucking right.

>>61682879
Depends on how many you have at once.

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>>61700224
You know what needs to be done.

>>61698195
Shit, this sounds like something that happened while I was in, and is thus a lot funnier to me than the other greentexts

>>61700281
The price is too high.

>>61698864
Salute, apologize, then leave.

If she raises it with you later, emphasize that you had believed the showers were empty and that you did not intend to catch her in a compromising position. From here, the path deviates. If she's a commissar, you get blammed. If she's a normal, reasonable person, then she drops the matter and doesn't do anything more unless you do something retarded like loudly talking to your friends about giant soapy officer titties. If she's a terrible person, she starts whatever mechanism for resolving sexual harassment allegations the military in your country has and you have to defend yourself for however long the investigation takes, potentially see your advancement stalled to "make an example", and generally have a really shitty time of things until you get cleared.

>>61700218
Holy moly I never thought of that.. I would feel really weird asking her to rp sci-fi shit, but maybe it would work... now just to find a qt subgirl to subjugate the will of the emporer on.

>>61700358
Emperor* please don't smite me

>>61697082
>>61698864
>YFW the Commissar sends you on an hour long errand leaving you to miss the typical rush for the showers after PT
>YFW you hear the showers still running but pay no mind as you strip down and head in
>YFW you realize the sole occupant is the Commissar in all her naked glory
>YFW you find yourself struck breathless, you've certainly seen her naked before, she's sent you enough pics (and threatening notes) to ensure so, but she's even more stunning in person
>YFW you realize a second later you're gawking at the perfectly sculpted body of your COMMISSAR and need to get out of there NOW before she notices you
>YFW you trun and make it two steps before your life flashes before your eyes as you hear her shout "What do you think you're doing soldier!"
>YFW you freeze in fear as she orders you to stand at attention when in her presence
>YFW your face burns in a mix of fear and arousal as she takes the time to correct your posture, hands roving across your naked body as she nudges you into the proper stance, her bare skin brushing against yours far more than you suspect is necessary
>YFW with one last "Eyes forward" she steps to the side just out of your field of vision and continues washing herself
>YFW she takes her agonizingly sweet time as she cleans every inch of herself, leaving you to stand there and suffer from every glimpse you get out corner of your eye
>YFW you hear the water stop and her footsteps as she leaves, calling out "At ease" as she rounds the corner
>YFW you finish up a long, cold shower only to realize she stole your towel

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>>61700122
I was surprised how easy this was to tie when I first tried it. Everyone I knew kept acting like BDSM required Eagle Scouthood and a PhD in rope-tying to get in the door, but that pattern took like 10 minutes to learn.

>>61698864
Salute, apologize for the interruption, walk out of the shower, wait for her to finish, hope to the Emperor she doesn't walk out with a melta gun, cherish the memory of big, full, soapy commisar boobs forever that they may guide you when times are dark and rations scarce.

>>61700224
Dom girls are just pretending to be men

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>>61700400
>YFW you finish up a long, cold shower only to realize she stole your towel
Yup. That's a fragging. A cold shower without a towel is just mean.

>>61698864
Continue the shower like normal. Don't make a big deal deal out of it or stand in attention until she addresses me.

>>61700400
>>61700480
>>61700501
>YFW your towel is back on your bed the next morning along with yet another note from the Commissar
>YFW it explains that now that the water heater for her private shower is fixed you have permission to use it
>YFW it also warns you that there will be disciplinary action if something like yesterday happens again, regardless if you walk in on her or she walks in on you

Also good thread

This thread was more popular than I expected

>>61701270
Even more than we love submissive elf slaves, /tg/ loves domineering, sharp-featured women.

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>>61701270
>>61701352
New thread when?

Is this the same Commissar that were made in the Clavessa Secundus threads?
>>61701507
>>61701527

>>61701607
No, because that one is written by an ESL with severe brain damage.

>>61701401
Just ask yourself guardsman, is she referring to walking in on her, or not saluting her after you did?

>>61701607
Don't think so, but you can consider it if you want

>>61700309
Lol thx anon. Aight, I'll continue then.

>>61698195
>bitch Commissar comes back while I'm trying to fix a heavy stubber
>she fuckin singles me out this time, even though that dickhead Adderlan is closer
>"Come here trooper, I have another job for you."
>fuck fine
>asshole squadmates are all grinning at me as I go
>Let's see how you fucks like soap in your moonshine later...
>bitch checks that I'm following
>bet this cunt has it fucking great, how do they make these people so stuck up, thronedamn
>this time she wants the head cleaned
>THRONEDAMMIT!
>fucking cleaning the damn head
>might as well make it so spotless St. Celestine herself would be proud to come in and take a dump
>I'm gonna smoke like 8 lhos after this
>fucking bitch Commissar watching me again
>she really have nothing better to do?
>doesn't move when I'm cleaning the corner of floor she's standing in
>has my face right by her crotch
>"Now this is a view I could get used to," she says "one of you uppity jungle fighters, right where you belong."
>I start seeing red
>hand instinctively goes towards knife
>her hand clamps down on my shoulder before I finish moving
>nails dig into my flesh
>she's pretty strong for a woman, gotta say
>"As haughty as you lot are, I'm sure you're smarter than that..."
>staring up at that smug smile, I think I get it
>she wants to break down a Catachan, and chose me to do it
>now I'm really mad, but somehow, I don't really want to be...