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>>65883164
Aww, this one always makes me cry.

Well the first little primarch, well he was kinda wild.
He spent most of his days, just a raiding rival tribes
And then one day, he took up his axe.
He moved to with his father to the stars to kick chaos ass
But, living on the savage world, he knew nothing of cities
Built his house out of ice, what a pity.
And then one day, fighting with his men,
Along came the warboss, knocking on his door.

Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the the emperor
Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the the emperor
Well I'll waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
Washburn and a zogin bash you gitz in

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>>65883345
Well the second little primarch, well he was kinda stoked.
He spent most of his time just a chaos worshipping.
Huffing and a puffin down on the eye of terror.
Getting off on slaaneshi orgies.
He built his barracks from what he garbage picked.
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day he was cranking out chaos aids needles,
And along came the boss on his big bad warbike

Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the ruinous powers
Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the ruinous powers
Well I'll waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin and a zogin bash you gitz in

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Well the third little primarch, the grade A engineer.
His daddy was a true emperor, and he knew it.
Earned his Masters Degree, from Inwit College.
Built his fort from his architect knowledge.
A tri-level fortress, Hollywood Hills.
Daddy's fame, paid for the bills.
And then one day came the old house smasher
The big bad warboss, the little primarch smasher.

Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the the emperor
Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the the emperor
Well I'll waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
Washburn and a zogin bash you gitz in

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Well the big bad warboss,
Well he waaghed, and he zoged, all that he could.
And low and behold the little primarch's house stood.
"It's made out of concrete!" The little primarch shouted.
The warboss just frowned, as he pouted.
So they called reinforcements, like any primarch would.
The sent out Sly Marb, just as fast, as they could.

"Yo, Greenskin, I'm your worst nightmare, your ass is mine!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well the warboss fell dead as you can plainly see.
That's to end the story, for you and me.
If you still give a listen, you just may,
Here the big warboss or little primarch say say.

Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the the emperor
Little umie little umie let me in
No by the will of the the emperor
Well I'll waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin and a zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin and a zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin and a zogin bash you gitz in
waaaghin and a zogin bash you gitz in

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And da moral of days story is dat gitz wit no talent can easily amuse otha gitz wit a stupid song

>>65883625
>>65883625
10/10 thread OP.

>>65883685
I wonder how many people actually get the original song

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>>65883678
GREENSKINS GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>65883625
Perfect

Screenshot when?