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Anonymous

11/21/19(Thu)21:22:33 No.69530185

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Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)21:22:33 No.69530185 Archived

I want to know, the board /tg/,
If you would share a thread with me:
So can you think about a time
You played exclusively with rhyme?

Perhaps you were a fiendish imp
Who rode a poem-powered blimp?
Or maybe you were just an elf
Who loved to hear his clever self?

In any case, it's loads of fun
To fill the ears of everyone
With magic words that end the same
While we're playing table games

So please, come in, dear board /tg/,
And let's all share in poetry
Or are you scared you'll be no good
Outside your comfort neighborhood?

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)21:43:11 No.69530444

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)21:43:11 No.69530444

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>>69530185
I could rhyme all day
but your AABB meme
leaves nothing much to say

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)21:46:29 No.69530506

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)21:46:29 No.69530506

>>69530444
I had faith in you
I thought you had a haiku
Instead, I say "boo."

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)21:52:17 No.69530595

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)21:52:17 No.69530595

>>69530185

To rhyme with play is all good fun
A tool not used in games I run
To rhyme with thought I am quite able
But it's a fucking pain when at the table

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)21:54:50 No.69530634

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)21:54:50 No.69530634

>>69530506
>>69530595
I say again AABB is shit
at least mix it up one bit
you're pathetic rhyming play
not even limerick level gay

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:00:01 No.69530706

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:00:01 No.69530706

>>69530634

It does not matter how you rhyme
Your verse is bad and so are you
So tell me now that is not true
And put some effort in this time

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:06:14 No.69530795

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:06:14 No.69530795

>>69530706
Haiku is just words
Scattered on a page for (You)s
Fade like winter, fag

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:10:18 No.69530857

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:10:18 No.69530857

>>69530795

Better.

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:11:13 No.69530865

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:11:13 No.69530865

>>69530634
I will not tolerate this,
Your careless limerick diss
You say what you will
about that AABB shill
But with this form, it's never a miss.

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:12:00 No.69530875

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:12:00 No.69530875

>>69530795
Well, I don't think you've got it down
Which makes your feelings moot
You're less a bard, more like a clown
Whose horn won't even toot.

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:12:09 No.69530878

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:12:09 No.69530878

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>>69530857

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:13:15 No.69530892

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:13:15 No.69530892

I cannot rhyme

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:15:23 No.69530929

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:15:23 No.69530929

>>69530892
Just take your time.

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:19:47 No.69531006

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:19:47 No.69531006

This makes me sick, I'm going to bed.
Mods, delete this thread.

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:25:14 No.69531089

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:25:14 No.69531089

>>69531006
This anon, he can... fuss.

Anonymous
11/21/19(Thu)22:42:31 No.69531309

Anonymous 11/21/19(Thu)22:42:31 No.69531309

There once was a bard most sublime
Who spoke honeyed words laid in rhyme
But poem opponents
Despised his lyrical components
And the bastard was hung for his crime

Anonymous
11/22/19(Fri)03:55:45 No.69534900

Anonymous 11/22/19(Fri)03:55:45 No.69534900

>>69530185
Nope.

I am insufficient yet quick of and dexterous with language to do this.

Anonymous
11/22/19(Fri)03:56:48 No.69534907

Anonymous 11/22/19(Fri)03:56:48 No.69534907

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>>69530185

Anonymous
11/22/19(Fri)04:04:22 No.69534957

Anonymous 11/22/19(Fri)04:04:22 No.69534957

>be an EFL English speaker
I know it'll be awful, you see?
Please don't get mad or bitter
Know that at least I tried, /tg/.

Anonymous
11/22/19(Fri)08:22:47 No.69536772

Anonymous 11/22/19(Fri)08:22:47 No.69536772

I hope you'll find it in your heart
To please forgive; I must depart.
And while I hate to taint this art,
~~I just let out a wicked fart!~~