I don't swim in natural bodies of water

>>71653010

It will then force you to go on /tg/ and post shitty "legally not /qst/" threads to push actual gaming discussion even further off the page.

>>71653010
No.

>>71653010
This is my worst nightmare

>>71653010
>Animorphs

>>71653084
Why don't you just use your mod powers to delete the thread?

>>71653084
Oh no how am I gonna live without another /pol/bait or blatant fetish thread

>>71653010
What's it gonna do, make me swim around and eat algae or whatever slugs do?

>>71653010
Heinlein made it better.

>>71653072
A B S O L U T E S O Y

>>71655527
Except the ocean

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>>71653010
fool, i already HAVE a slug controlling my brain

Ha ha, you only have to be right once about wearing ear plugs while swimming.

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>>71653010
I eat it. I am the last thing it will see.

>>71653010
>not driving the Yeerk mad with our own particular brand of madness.

>>71653010
Buddy I shitpost on 9 different boards. The Yeerk will kill itself by the end of the day.

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>>71653010
Fuck you buddy, I was here first.

Too bad I don't have ear holes.
I mean...
WHAT?

>>71656844
I wonder how many mind controlling parasites we can fit into one person.

Goauld symbiote wrapped around brainstem and spinal column, Yeerk wrapped around the brain proper, maybe throw a Futurama brain slug on top of the skull.

Hmmm, what else?

>>71656893
What's the symbiotic alien in star trek, think someone in DS9 had one?

>>71657284
I thought they were Trills but apparently they were the hosts and the symbiotes were just called symbiotes.

>>71656893
Brain spiders

>>71656893
Borg nanites, bluegills (also from trek), demonic possession AND a haunting, the Joker virus, chuck a chest burster on there for good measure, liquid snake's arm, the eyeballs of a killer from that one Outer Limits episode, a regular pregnancy...

>>71657442
& the worms from the Strain

>>71657545
The last of us cordyceps fungus

>>71657545
and Las Plagas from Resident Evil

>>71656893
a Shard from Worm, the neurax worm from Plague Inc., the slaad tadpole from D&D, a headcrab, a zombie virus, Phyrexian oil, Akumaization from Exalted, being Taken from Black Company, a mindflayer tadpole, an intellect devourer, MTG's Mindslaver, Zerg infestation, the Thorian from Mass Effect, and an implanted Marker from Dead Space. Oh, and some Flood Cells for good measure.

>>71656893
Parasyte on the lower head like that one guy from the manga.

>>71657646
Could we squeeze the alien oil from X files in alongside the Phyrexian oil?

>>71656893
Throw in being a Junchuriiku or whatever the fuck it is from naruto, where they have the giant animals in their stomachs.

Actually, since the yeerk, the goauld, and the host themselves are all different people, each of them can be separately haunted and demonically possessed, on top of everything else.

>>71657857
Wait so we have
>the original host
>the yeerk
>the goa'uld
>the brainslug
>the intellect devourer
>the xenomorph
>the mindflayer tadpole
>the parasyte
each of which is it's own entity, unlike the other elements, which are just influences and mindless parasites.
That means that each of those can EACH be demonically possessed, haunted by ghosts, Taken, made into an Akuma, etc.

On top of that, the total body can be injected with phyrexian oil, the x files alien oil, borg nanobots, flood cells, the Marker, the cordyceps fungus, las plagas, and more.

>>71657920
We can jam a Strogg neurocyte in there as well.

>>71657442
>>71657545
>>71657582
>>71657594
>>71657646
>>71657844
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>>71657920
So what you're saying is that I'm invincible?

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>>71653010

>>71657920
You’re forgetting the brain spiders from John Dies at the End

Let’s add Hemalurgic spikes from Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn too. They’re sort of a cross between a mind control implant & possession.

All in all this sounds for a great game of “Everyone is John”

>>71658043
Oh no, even a slight breeze could kill you.

>>71658315
invincible...

>>71653010
i would simply not let it

>>71658078
The spikes don't mind control you, they are just a back door in for Ruin or Harmony on in.

>>71656893
And Zerg Hyperevolutionary virus and Infestor's neural parasite

>>71655475
>What's it gonna do, make me swim around and eat algae or whatever slugs do?
“In local news, anon was found swimming in nearby bodies of water and eating algae. Some say he is pretending to be a slug.”

>>71658428
Sort of. Basically it is a big weakness in your Spirit Web. A hemalurgic spike is akin to a nahal bond, a Surgebinder needs to have a “broken” spirit web (basically be traumatized) so that a spren can form a link & “fill it in”. This weakened spirit web that allows others with the proper powers to influence you. Remember Mistborn can control Koloss & Kandra. It’s not out of the question for them to also influence others pierces by spikes, or even a Bondsmith or something similar. A surgebinder while similarly made is reinforced by his spren so shouldn’t be considered weak. I’m just saying it’s another form of control & didn’t want to put a bunch of explanation into my post.

>>71653010
thankfully, Agent John Doggett is around to cut it out of me with a pen-knife and shoot it to death while its cultists watch in horror.

>>71658533
This post exceeds my tolerance for made up words by at least a factor of two.

>>71658604
Sorry, I had to flex on the guy who couldn’t accept the basic layman’s terms of >>71658078

>>71657920
Don't forget Genestealer's kiss! It can infect theoretically anything organic with cells, but prefers compatible hosts of a similar body type for reproduction.

Someone should archive this.

>a demonic spirit descends upon a hapless traveler, ready to possess the man and use his body for evil.

>a half dozen voices cry out in unison as the demon tries to enter the man

"FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL"

>>71657920
If each of those count as their own entity, then we can probably shove more beings in there with soul magic.
>Each of those have a soul
Using Bleach logic, we can now include Zanpakuto, Hollowfication, quincy power manifestations, whatever. On top of that, there's a billion ways to create generic "evil" alternate personalities, which probably increases the number of stuff we can shove in.

When we're done, this thing is gonna look like that one "thanos with every fictional weapon" image, isn't it?

>>71659199
"I'm sorry John, but it seems you've become more parasite than man."

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this thread reminds me of old/tg/

that makes me happy, in a sad kind of way

addendum: whatever monstrous combo is generated, it should probably be referred to as legion

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All the parasites are too busy arguing with each other instead of controlling their host, so he just goes on as usual

>>71653010
I don't have ears.

>>71653010
"Morning, Fred, how was your weekend?"

>>71660696
>*schizophrenic ramblings*

>>71658899
I did it myself.

>>71663261
>>71658899
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/71653010/

>>71658533
I'm a little worried that I actually understood that and it made sense despite using abilities and powers from separate Sanderson settings.

Yeah, I know, they aren't really separate, but I hadn't put that much thought into it.

>>71658043
So, is this just "You are John" game?

>>71653010
Jokes on him, I have a condition which causes abnormal levels of ear wax build up. He'll never make it through.

>>71663410
That’s because he framed most of it out & works within the same frameworks on everything. You have three realms, physical mental & spiritual, if a power works in one way, it’s going to have the same internally consistent logic across the field. Like Elantrians being similar to the Returned, or spren & seons, or how a certain character on Roshar seems to have found a way to use a sphere based “hemalurgy”...

>>71663655
I’d love to see a modern take on the Animorphs where someone’s life is saved from a yeerk because they were rocking AirPods or some other bullshit

>>71663971
In the from darkness of the far future there is only MaovE iT ChoWDErheAD

>>71653010
Jokes on him, I'll start mass producing Tulpas until he goes insane and leaves. I'll sinking the ship to kill the Captian.

>>71653010
He can't possibly do a worse job at living than I am. Why not?

>>71656867
Yerk up the nose.

>>71666339
>he doesn't have a nose or a mouth, either
>the yeerk has to take the long way around
And that's how the space slugs develop severe mental trauma.

>>71657347
The symbiotes don't assume control. They just give you the memories of others.

>>71653010
Hello yes this is my fetish.

>>71653010
Speaking of large amounts of mind parasites, wouldn't it be interesting to have a setting where all of those different mind parasites are trying to take over the world from the shadows and getting involved in shadow wars with each other? Like the Illuminati, but everybody's mindfucked by aliens, not the jews.
>not!yeerks
A spacefaring race of brain slugs, they come with some alien soldiers. Good at infiltration for aliens, bad at force projection and tactics.
>not!goa'uld
Space snakes, the rivals of the not!yeerks. Less mobile due to relying on portals, which earth has a lot of, but also have a lot of resources due to extraplanetary resources. Strengths are their powerful soldiers and incredible skill, weaknesses are their arrogance and reliance on portals that require large bases and power sources.
>demons
When the first alien portal opened, it resonated with psychic energy, releasing demons on the world. Their strengths are lack of biological traits, supernatural talents, and great knowledge of humanity, but their weaknesses is their spiritual nature (rituals can banish them, so can faith) and sadism causing them to try and hurt people even if it sets back their greater agenda.
>not!parasytes
Aliens that fell from the sky and infected people. Their strength is that they have absolute control over their hosts (as long as they infested the head) and their increased combat prowess, but their weakness is their lack of reinforcements or switching hosts - this is the only shot they'll ever get.
>the mind flayers
It's just straight up mindflayers. They can only reproduce by injecting people with their tadpoles, causing it to grow inside somebody, chest-burster style. Their strengths are their subterranean empire and psychic powers, but their weaknesses are their underground rivals and imperfect methods of control.

>>71653010
Yeet the yeerk.

>>71653010
I begin to morph into an osprey and escape, before Visser Three becomes a giant tentacle monster that numbs me by whipping me but I narrowly escape

>>71656893
Symbiotes from Venom?

>>71653010
>be droid
>all my friends taken over by brainslugs while swimming in sewage
>be immune
>laugh at organics
>get shot by former friends
>permanent shutdown
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>>71666386
No ears, no nose, no mouth but a butthole?

WHY!?!?!

>>71668627
... some species can breathe through a cloaca?
he's disfigured and has a cyborg face and regular body?
he sold his facial features to a fairy?