Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>72290573
>patrician randomnessfag
These are good sorts of threads, even when they go off of the rails.

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>>72291363
All hail the great ice ball, once green and verdant, now a tomb for the earth mother where she rests forevermore.

Dominant Race
1-35 humans
36- 50 Reptoids
51 - 75 Fey
76 -90 Classic fantasy mix
91-99 choose
00 Choose something outrageous

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>72291650

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>>72291363
Most based option there is.

>>72290573
>There's nothing I love more than random tables that inspire creativity
Tables don't inspire creativity. They impede creativity, by offloading actual creative work to just going with whatever random crap comes up from the tables. If you want to make a world, MAKE A WORLD.

IceBall, the Planet!

What is cool about Iceball?

1- 25 Icerigger ships on skates as a major form of transportation

26 - 50 Critters all look related to yetis

31-75 Vikings ride Polar bears

76-99 Winter Wolves with Elven Amazons

00 something amazing

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>72291594
Hail ice balls. If only Mom lived to see it, she would be so proud.
>>72291684
Yup. Bikini Velociraptor Waifus of Hoth would not have popped out of my brain by itself.
>>72291739
>you are more creative than the power of applied randomness
Your ancestors are weeping.

>>72291682
Hot Blooded Scaly chicks in fur parkas!

>>72291739
>bla bla bla i'm a huge faggot and it was really important you know that
Quit being a cuck and roll the damn dice.

>>72291821
>>72291835
That fucking asteroid really did a number on the dinosaurs. Bear-riding ice lizard barbarians are go. Perhaps with enormous hot spring lakes acting as jungle oasis zones?

The Fun city of Adventure has volcanic vent heating, hottubs, and

1-25 Salamander servants
26-50 Ice golem soldiers
51-75 a spaceport
76-90 Something with explosions
91-00 make it up.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>72291921
A spaceport would imply some serious post-apocalyptic social stratification. Or alien colonial fucks.

Fun City has an outrageous leader

1-25 reptoid Frost Giant sorcerer

26-50 Yuri the creepy Ice Maiden Ghost who freezes people to use as statues

51- 75 Ice Spidergod from the Moon

76- 90 Triplet lizardmen with a shared mind

91 -00 make it up

>>72291970
fantasy space. just to the moon, perhaps

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>>72291786
>What is cool about Iceball
Heh

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>>72292072
I propose the snowy servitor soldiers be powered by mysterious crystalline "Hearts of Ice."

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>72291890
Their Viking heritage will let them adapt.
>>72292072
All of these are cool.

>>72292169
Thanks,

use the other 2 for neighboring cities, Gold Hole and Cragwell.

>>72292169
Not super hot on the name, but I guess an ice ghost works as a ruler if they're immortal and have a faster, cleaner method of capital punishment than "exile to the frozen wastes."

What makes people rich here/
Gold, Silver, Ivory, furs, coal, iron, copper&tin, and...

1-25 Magical Walrus oil

26-50 Ice Tulips, the tubers grant longevity

51-75 Ambergris from the ice-skating orcas

76-90 Laen

91-00 something cool.

>>72292268
You mean Yuki? I am just tossing stuff, pick a cooler name, it's all good.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>72292356
>>72292401
Something suitably grandiose but still barbarian-y. Ice witch Malgorah or some shit.

the nearby Villain is

1-25 Misunderstood. appears to be something on list below.

26-50 a Lavamancer

51-75 an IceSpirit who spawns spiderlike golems

76- 90 Classic but Reptillian Frost Giants and their cold loving minions.

91-00 gimme a hand here!

>>72292522
Nice.

>>72292536
Real talk, what the hell kind of resource is "laen?"

Laen is a pretty cool material, often referred to as 'True glass'. It makes powerful weapons and armor.

It only melts in extreme cold. Really funky magical forges are needed. This is perfect for Iceball.

>>72292673
It is like calling Mithril 'True Silver'

Rolled 72, 78 = 150 (2d100)

>>72292244
I'll roll again from that list >>72292072
for the two other cities. If Yuki/Malgorath comes up again, then it's her wearing a fake mustache. Because ice maidens suck at disguise, but not as much as reptoid disguise detection. Order is Gold Hole, then Cragwell.

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>>72292673
>Really funky magical forges are needed
That can only be built atop the coldest, windiest mountaintop crags in the world. Where the forgemasters risk death for their craft.

>>72292721
Awesome. (don't be a slave to the numbers, choose the coolest option. Shh. don't tell anyone I said that.)

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>72292536

>>72292778
Totally Rocking!

>>72292795
You say that now, but it was almost Ice Spidergod vs Mustache Ice Spidergod. It would be the funniest or lamest big ending reveal ever.

>"That Ice Spidergod, one of the only two ones on our planet, can't be the leader of Cragwell. Even if he is perfectly identical in every other way, because he doesn't have a mustache!"

Gold Hole has Ice Spidergod and Cragwell has Triplet Lizardmen with mental timeshare. This is pretty fun.

The odd person they meet on the way is helpful and

1 -25 a tie in with the next story arc, not the current one

26-50 in league with the villain (possibly a Femme Fatale) who might be turned against her master- 25+ persuasion bonus chance.

51-75 Someone who is desperate enough to promise you anything. Sam Axe is an example from 'Burn Notice'.

76-90 Actually helpful. The maid, or a fired security guard.

The Thermal Oasis Network has weird coconut palm trees that make nuts with alcohol in them. This keeps them from freezing.

What else does an oasis have?

Poster here
I am not OP
I like this but I have too many projects at the moment. If someone will collate, I will continue.

Rolled 23 (1d90)

>>72293266
I'm not OP either, here's a collation:

>Great Ball of Ice World is ominated by Reptoid Vikings that ride Polar bears

>The Fun City has: volcanic vent heating, hottubs and Ice golem soldiers.

>Fun City is ruled by a creepy Ice Maiden Ghost who freezes people to use as statues, her name is Yuri/Malgorath.

>Gold Hole and Cragwell are neighboring cities to Fun City.

>Gold Hole is ruled by an Ice Spidergod

>Cragwell is ruled by Lizardmen Triplets w/ a shared mind.

>The major item of wealth is Laen, a true glass which only melts in extreme cold. Complex forges in extreme locations are needed to make it. It is made into powerful weapons and armor.

>The nearby villains are Reptilian Frost Giants and their cold loving minions.


>>72293133
Rollin'
>>72293208
If 1 on the flip, it's in.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>72293208
Guess I'll flip for you.Heads = 1.

>>72290573
We should find it collectively depressing that /pol/shit threads get more posts than actual dice roll threads
Don't let this thread die, faggots. I gotta sleep.

I want this to live, so here're my meager offerings. Somewhere near Fun City there's a fantastical natural feature which the kinder people will warn strangers of if they're headed in that direction. It's:

1-30 a spire of some cracked black substance which afflicts those particularly attuned to magic nearby with a powerful urge to chip away and get at its center, supplanting any desire for food or warmth. Nobody's managed to get even close to its core.

31-50 a plane of hypertransparent ice host to an enormous flock of razor-feathered gulls that will ravage travelers if they happen to step over any of the thousands of dots on the plane that they've covered in snow. Attentive investigators (or clumsy fools) will notice that the small piles of snow hide areas where the birds carved small holes to bury their dead.

51-70 Yuri's mausoleum. Wait, that's a natural feature? What's known as "Yuri's Mausoleum" is actually a great mountain whose surroundings are completely forbidden; any onlookers who get too close are quickly escorted away or worse. Nobody can tell you the origin of the name or even when the security detail showed up.

71-91 A big fucking hand, stretching out as if to grasp at the air, but caught at the wrist by impenetrable glassy ice. If you look down in the general vicinity, you'll see the haunted eyes of a primordial being through the ground, and it will beg you to let it free. If you don't leave, you'll start to sink in the ice, and it really is impenetrable.

91-100 whatever you can come up with.

>>72297356
shit, I meant 71-90

Reptoids need to eat meat/fish. Which is fine, seeing as there's not really an alternative due to all the ice making vegetables pretty rare. However:

1-15 a cult of ascetics have sworn off hunting/fishing and worship a god that feeds them? Somehow? They won't tell anyone how, and so they don't get too many new members, but their group grows... as it does, the annoying town crier is getting fatter and fatter. And the high command is straight-up obese.

16-30 the game in recent weeks has sharply deteriorated in quality (local phenomenon, regional, global, your pick). This morning, the inn apologized profusely for not being able to serve breakfast. As it turns out, their stores are nothing but ash, even the haul from just last night. Anything that dies instantly crumbles, and nobody knows why... except: (take this wherever you want, or nix it, or whatever)

31-45 the people of Iceball have a long-standing tradition of encasing meat in ice. Like, literally encasing it, melting to water and then refreezing it around the thing. They claim it improves the flavor? But visitors have to take their word for it, as "local" ice seems to work only for local folk. Until one day, an alchemist perfects Flavor-Ize (or whatever dumbfuck name you want), which makes any ice local. Traditionalist reptoids are not happy.

46-60 the meat&fish around here sucks, and nobody wants to eat it. The people of Iceball are miserable and only eat when necessary. Beasts, on the other hand, can't get enough of it. For some reason, Fun City's sentient population wakes up one day and loves the taste of what they hated yesterday, and even though nobody's complaining, nobody knows why.

61-75 horrible "food droughts" happen every so often, where game and fish up and disappear. It's more or less predictable, though, and everybody's made sure to store enough to last through this most recent drought... until it doesn't end when it's supposed to.

76+ nothing's wrong autist, food's fine/whatever you want

I just like writing tables and I feel weird rolling on my own stuff in this context, so hopefully I'm not getting too annoying by posting another one. I can't keep this thread alive by myself, faggots, join in.

Even though Yuri has a scary reputation, someone worse is still in recent memory. Who are they? How'd they die?

They were...
1-10 a fallen member of royalty obsessed with cracking the planet in two.
11-20 a Megawalrus with tusks lined in Laen, who communicated through an interpreter.
21-30 a shifting mass of snow with a human face. She never spoke, just drifted through wherever she wanted, no matter who was in her way.
31-40 Vorladune, an amorphous mist with yellow eyes and forked tongue whose true body remained carefully hidden until it wasn't.
41-50 Illivarius, a firey lich who promised his followers warmth as long as they carried out his destructive bidding.
51-60 Jordanas, the cruel captain of a magical icebreaker, who executed raids on the most fortified cities with his fleet of horror.
61-70 Danistrand, a foul regent of a particularly unsuitable part of the wasteland, with a propensity for raising the dead as skeletons. And adding to his collection by setting the horde on more civilized lands.
71-80 Bitterwing, the Submerged Dragon, who made a habit of bursting through from underneath the ice to capture her prey.
81-90 Koldoroth, a big snowman who shouted his name as loud as he could whenever he could. Eardrum-shattering.

And met their end by...
1-20 an extensive war which drained the resources of whichever city helmed the affair.
21-40 a lucky shot from a single man.
41-60 accident.
61-80 their own undoing.
81-90 nobody. They just disappeared.

Obviously you can change names however you like, and anything else, really.

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>>72290573

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>72297745
Okay.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>72297745

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>72297356
Cool. I'll roll for it.

>>72290573
Have some mad lib style worldbuilding y'all. I'd like this to keep going so Ice Spidergod is gonna be an evil bastard towards___ because of an incident involving ___ where his ___ was ____.

He had a fit of anger and rage over it that nearly ruined his reputation. He convinced everyone that he got over it. He didn't and periodically takes some form of spiteful revenge on the (first blank space), but he makes sure that his revenge cannot be traced to him. The annual celebration of a festival that is timed around the period of the year when (blank two) happened stokes his rage. No one has noticed a connection...yet.

01-60
>Laen. Hallucinogens. Egg Sac. Frozen.
61-86
>Ice Golems. Reptoid Mating Dances. Favorite Web. Melted.
87-89
>Polar Bears. Solar Equinox. Antique Laen 20 Knife, set one for each limb. Stolen.
90-92
>Viking Helmets. Flooded River. 3rd and 17th eyes. Converted into a Haiku.
93-94
>Food stockpiles. Epileptic Fit. Vow To Ice Maiden. Indecently Sexualized.
95-96
>Rivers. Forge Explosion. Vow To Triplet Lizards. Improbably Set on Fire.
97-98
>The Season, Light Winter. Exactly 3 Coconuts. Lair. Lost In The Ice Plains.
99-100
>Coconut Trees. Too Many Bears. Private Stock Of Coconut Drank. Beaten with A Viking Helmet.

>>72292635
Estonian for "loan."
That explains it, surely.

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>72298716

>>72298084
This is pretty shit except the snow face girl. At least you're contributing.

>>72298157
>>72298418
Actually not a bad combo if we want to take both.

>>72298716
dice+1d100

Rolled 35, 87 = 122 (2d90)

>>72298084
Rollin.

>>72290573
The Lizard Triplets are renown for being just and wise rulers of the city Cragwell. They have the esteem of the other rulers and the Reptoids. However they have a dark secret, when no one is around they engage in shameful acts of ____ ____. This a deep social taboo on Iceball Planet, and they would transgress even further to keep their perverse fetish secret.

01-60
>Hot Lizard Lesbo. Incest
61-86
>.Hot Lizard Lesbo. Mariachi Practice
87-89
>Hot Lizard Lesbo.. Reptoid Murder
90-92
>Hot Lizard Lesbo. Bearbaiting
93-94
>Hot Lizard Lesbo. Alcoholism
95-96
>Hot Lizard Lesbo. Interpretative Dance
97-98
>Hot Lizard Lesbo. Theft
99-100
>Hot Lizard Lesbo. Viking Artifact Desecration

Is it perverse because of blank one or two? Yes.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>72298893
Christ I'm retarded

>>72298716
Gonna need 2 more d100 rolls on this one. I'm collating the last set of rolls.

>>72290573
Good work anons. I got all of the recent rolls logged here in Collation Two:

>>72293208
>The Thermal Oasis Network has weird coconut palm trees that make nuts with alcohol in them. This keeps them from freezing.

>>72293925
>An odd person the party meets will tie in w/the next story arc, not this one.

>>72298716
>Near Fun City there is a plane of hypertransparent ice host to an enormous flock of razor-feathered gulls that will ravage travelers if they happen to step over any of the thousands of dots on the plane that they've covered in snow. Attentive investigators (or clumsy fools) will notice that the small piles of snow hide areas where the birds carved small holes to bury their dead.

>>72298418
>A cult of Reptoid ascetics have sworn off hunting/fishing and worship a god that feeds them? Somehow? They won't tell anyone how, and so they don't get too many new members, but their group grows... as it does, the annoying town crier is getting fatter and fatter. And the high command is straight-up obese.

>>72298157
>Horrible "food droughts" happen every so often, where game and fish up and disappear. It's more or less predictable, though, and everybody's made sure to store enough to last through this most recent drought... until it doesn't end when it's supposed to.

>>72298901
>The Vorladune, an amorphous mist with yellow eyes and forked tongue( whose true body remained carefully hidden until it wasn't) recently struck fear into the populace.

>Nobody knows what happened to the fearsome Vorladune, he just disappeared.

>>72298797
>>72298910
>Ice Spidergod is an evil bastard towards Laen because of an incident involving Hallucinogens where his ___ was ____.

2 more d100 rolls for Ice Spidergod backstory are needed.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>72299125
The true body being found business is a bit weird combined with nobody knowing what happened to him. Did someone just stumble upon him, blink, and the body was gone?

>>72291739
Having constraints in which one can build a setting cultivates more creativity, better yet if it isn't chosen intently, forcing the worldbuilder to use more critical thinking.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>72299125

>>72299946
Nice.

>>72291739
OK. I'll stop creating tables.

the reptoids of Fun City have some quirky technologies

01-15 Aerial vehicles that use magic as a motive force
16-24 Psionic or Spirit communication systems
25-38 Bioengineering of non-sentient life is a common thing
39-48 Multiple higher technologies are based on recovered ancient artifacts
49-67 Dangerous Crystalline AIs have been found in the deep ice
68-82 Portals with odd side-effects
83-89 A sub-race was created
90-94 Roll Twice on table
95-99 Technology based on manipulating Ghosts
100 Anything you want

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>72309447

>>72310762
Through an ancient technology the means of which have been long forgotten the most vital parts of the city's infrastructure, particularly its defense, are connected by an intricate portal matrix that ensures that anyone with the right clearance can move to every strategically important point around Fun City in a matter of seconds. Unfortunately the overuse of these portals, having been destabilized over centuries of wanton unmaintained use, causes one to "blur" and find themselves occasionally passing through things.

Any overuser will find their three-dimensional integrity fading the more they use it, and a seriously reckless user of the portals will find themselves spectating the world around them, waiting days until they can finally interact with objects. And when this wears off they will be so deprived of tactile sense that the mere feel of one's own clothes will be overwhelming to them.

This, however does not apply to the subtle interdimensionally unstable zones held in vast, guarded chambers beneath the citadel, lined with layers upon layers of inpenetrable metal. Trade conducted by the highest and most secretive members of society goes on here, and the goods gleaned are never shown to the public.