Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>77392122
Rolling is fifty times more fun though

>>77392129
Fair I guess.

20th primarch, 5th to be found we have so reroll

Rolled 12, 15 = 27 (2d20)

>>77392175
Okay. I like how rolling makes which primarch is found when more random if that makes any sense.

>>77392129
Let me make a list:

> Primarch Numbers Aviable
1
4
5
8
10
12
13
14
16
17
18
20
> When Found Aviable
1
5
7
8
9
10
12
15
17
18
19

>>77392185
> 20th Primarch
> 12th Found
> 15: Twins
We get two Primarchs for the prize of 1

Rolled 73, 45, 81, 48 = 247 (4d100)

>>77392218
>Omega Legion
Let’s go!

>>77392218
I wonder if they would be like Alpharius and Omegon or different.

>>77392201
We can roll on the list then! Nice call

>>77392218
Oh shit there's 21 primarchs

>>77392243
I’m assuming its like Alpharius and Omegon

>>77392253
Just like Canon

>>77392218
> Middle Rim
> North
> high Star Density
> Expands North in Crussade

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>77392275

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>77392243
Betarius and Gammagon

>>77392282
> Xenos world
... Again?
> Super Earth
It's not!Magus all over again

>>77392282
>xenos world again

Rolled 34, 57 = 91 (2d100)

>>77392297
Hopefully they aren't thyrrus.

>Arturo Apostasy is about xenos rights and not about chaos
Oh this is too good

>>77392303
Can it be an Ork world at least?

>>77392317
> Lush
> Moderate Climate

Rolled 48, 54 = 102 (2d100)

>>77392330

>>77392320
That would be zoggin great

>>77392355
> Wet
> Ancient Perssian
Xerxes has some Xenos bros

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The Orkz

>>77392379
Might be a weird minor species

Rolled 38, 32, 65 = 135 (3d100)

>>77392379

>>77392403
> Raised by Criminal Syndicate
maybe some human smugglers?
> Gratitude and Loyalty
> Supperior attitude

Rolled 51, 27, 88, 95 = 261 (4d100)

>>77392421

>>77392442
>Conquest nearly finished upon Emperor’s arrival
>Endless Plotting
>Rich
>Disgusted by it
What a good xenos killer

Rolled 97, 63, 81, 20 = 261 (4d100)

>>77392538

>>77392442
> Conquest of homeworld nearly finished uppon Emperor's arrival
> Planet is full of Endless plotting
So this is a Mork world not Gork world
> Rich
Lots'a teef
> Primarch are disguted by Homeworld
I mean who wouldn't be disgusted by an Ork World?

>>77392547
>Theocracy
>Neutral to outsiders
>Socialist
>decentralized
The twins are killing filthy religious xenos. They’re making dad proud

>>77392547
> Theocracy
Warboz is da chosen of Mork
> Neutral
Umies make good slaves
> Socialist
The Red Gobbo
> Decentralised

>>77392564

Rolled 6, 31, 65, 21 = 123 (4d100)

>>77392564
Forgot roll...

>>77392122
>Survival
Makes sense, its a xenos world
>No major injury
>Paranoid
>Arbitrary

>>77392602
What're the odds that they're both Loyalists but believe the other one to be a traitor and that's why their legion took forever to come to Terra?

Rolled 46, 69 = 115 (2d100)

>>77392602

Rolled 34, 78, 87, 73 = 272 (4d100)

>>77392602
should we roll more peronalities considering it's 2 guys?

imjuries for othe primarch? we got 2

>>77392619
that’s be something>
>>77392621
>Craftsmanship
>Long range shooting

>>77392645
One ist he Sniper the other is the spotter. they switch

>>77392637
Yeah I wasn’t sure how to go about it. Since I assumed they’d be like Alpharius/Omegon and indistinguishable from each other but makes sense
> 34, 78, 87, 73
>Ideology
>Maimed face
>Bitter
>Chaste
Weird

>>77392676
Bitter and Chaste

And

Paranoid and Arbitrary

They are an awful team and can't even switch properly as one has a maimed face. maybe the paranoid one maimed then his face on purpose so they can still switch>?

>>77392692
What if the xenos world they were on was planet of shapeshifters? Twin #1 became paranoid and maimed Twin#2 on accident thinking the xenos had taken his place.

>>77392704
huh, a whole planet of shapeshifters? Would be neat, I think Orkworld is better though

>>77392713
The main race on the world were a kind of Changeling, the world ended up suffering an Ork infestation that the Twins seem to be the best defence again, it's a weird relationship the twins have with their changeling allies, as both the twins genuinely hate the fact that their benefactors have no true identities, and thus, can't be easily brought down like the ork menace

>>77392779
maybe no more xenolovers? I'd keep them being part of a human crime syndicate.

>>77392779
>Sorry, posted before finishing
-But the twins know they have to work with the Changelings if they wanna keep the "Familie' vi Evgnomon" (Their human only crime group) alive and functioning, what makes it worse is the twins general dislike of eachother since the whole *"You literally clawed my face out Romulus!", "Oh shut it Reemus, we all do what we think is right when the Changelings are involved"* Incident

>>77392827
hmm, could work. Then because the Shapeshifters can look human they just pretend they are human as they join the wider imperium?

Those could be the guys who side with Vasco to secede.

>>77392122
So what are we rolling for currently?

>>77393343
Ok let me do a summary
> 20th Primarch
> 12th Found
> 15: Twins> Middle Rim
> North
> high Star Density
> Expands North in Crussade
> Xenos world
... Again?
> Super Earth
It's not!Magus all over again
> Lush
> Moderate Climate
> Wet
> Ancient Perssian
Xerxes has some Xenos bros
> Raised by Criminal Syndicate
maybe some human smugglers?
> Gratitude and Loyalty
> Supperior attitude
>Conquest nearly finished upon Emperor’s arrival
>Endless Plotting
>Rich
>Disgusted by it
>Theocracy
>Neutral to outsiders
>Socialist
>decentralized
>Survival
Makes sense, its a xenos world
Twin 1
>No major injury
>Paranoid
>Arbitrary
> Twin 2
>Maimed face
>Bitter
>Chaste

>Craftsmanship
>Long range shooting

>>77393343
2d100 for empror meeting and relations

Rolled 26, 74 = 100 (2d100)

>>77393420
Thankd

>>77393427
> Friendly
> Intense jealousy of Emps

Rolled 67, 53 = 120 (2d100)

>>77393420

>>77393442
twin 1
Friend: Mortal from Terra
twin 2
> Mortal from homeworld

>>77393487
They both are fond of mortals

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Rolled 25, 100, 73 = 198 (3d100)

>>77392122
Legion rolls

>>77393683
Still enemies anon

Twin 1 enemy
> Xenos commander

twin 2 enemy
> roll freind table
> 73 a custodes

Now legion

Rolled 22, 98, 7 = 127 (3d100)

>>77393720

>>77393757
> Legion: Loyal
> Chemical and Biological Warfare
> Skirmish Conflicts

>>77393835
Mini Vascos.

>>77393847
>Big Brother Vasco notice me!

>>77393835
>>77393847
>>77393997
What should we roll for next?

>>77394262
3d100 exclusive wargear

Rolled 41, 5, 47 = 93 (3d100)

>>77394353

>>77394403
>U. Armor
>Chosen Squad
>Vindicator variant

>>77392692
Somehow they're not even close to being the most insane.

Rolled 97, 85, 45 = 227 (3d100)

>>77395379
Heh true. Also bummer the americans are still speeping. Let's keep rolling.

Rolled 1, 54 = 55 (2d100)

Should we roll twice for traitor or not?

Rolled 23, 97, 20, 28 = 168 (4d100)

>>77395760
Sure.

>>77395698
> Speed of Conquest: Unusually Fast
Doubble the primarchs, doubble the Speed
> High Loyalty
> Military Centered Reconstruction
> No interest to rule over it.

Twin 1
> Falls to Chaos

>>77395760
Twin 1
> Fell to chaos
> Willingly Joined Later
> Tzeench

Twin 2
> Loyalist

rolled 1 too many die 2d100 for both of their great deeds.

Rolled 97, 71 = 168 (2d100)

>>77395911

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>77395911
I'll roll to see how many Marines Twin #1 corrupted

Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)

>>77395911
> Twin 1
Slaughtered nearly and entire legion
> Twin 2
Didn't play a major role

Based Tzeench chad, whilke ge only got half the legion basically annihilated some loyalist fag's Legion.

gonna see which legion gone (has to fall on loyalist)

>>77396083
could be his own who stayed loyal

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>77396083
2nd Vasco does not apply

8th doesn ot apply, Chaos

>>77396095
I preffer to roll

> Yin Shao
The Ching-chong sneaky boys, got outsmarted and slaughtered into near extinction basically kicking them out of the heresy.

>>77392287
I really like the names Betarius and Gammagon.

>>77396134
I mean it's just a pun on Alpharius and Omegon... they are also supposed to be Perssian no not sure if I like the idea.

>>77396118
Yin Shao was the 7th legion though

>>77396152
That's part of the reason, hahaha. Eh, more seriously... Maybe Darius and Quintarius?

>>77396170
I rolled a 1d10 for primarchs in order of creation not 1d20 for their primarch number

we don't know if the next 10 primarchs will be chaos boys or loyal boys

>>77396182
Darius and Quitos maybe so it's simmilar leangth

Also I do like the idea that the First twin massacred the 2nd twins face due to his paranoya and thinking he's a shape shifter and then he fell to Chaos. While his less competent younger brother remained a loyalist.

>>77396238
That makes sense. We still haven't rolled every legion though, the Tzeentch-brother betraying Yin Shao and his brother in a keikaku to end all keikakus makes sense. He likely had them reinforce a position on a planet in the warfront during the latter end of the Crusade, then bombarded it en mass and left the scattered survivors for dead.

I notice there are multiple Tactics and Craftsmanship focused primarchs, makes me wonder whether the Emperor's plans were any different.

>>77396264
I don't know if Quitos is that good a name, maybe Cyrus? That is to say one's named Darius, the other Cyrus.

>>77396379
Darius and Cyrus is great.

Also oddly enough we lack a chaos undivided and Khorn demon prince

>>77396484
We know for a fact Nurgle's doing some scheming himself, it's likely we'll be seeing Khorne on the back foot.

Legion name for the twins?

>>77396669
Twin Eagless?

>>77396669
>Flash Bangers (pun on chemical warfare, the Ork use of flash as a compliment)
>Twinned Reavers/Ravagers
>Noxious Marauders
>Rushing Hawks
>Stricken Annihilators
>Omega Legion
>Luminescent Eye after betrayal

>>77397031
I’m cool with Noxious Marauders

>>77397071
I like it as well, because it's a slight twist on the fact that many of them ended up turning to Tzeentch.

>>77397071
Aye. this one's good

Anyone gonna do the summary? I can do it but in like 50 min

>>77393412
>> 20th Primarch
>> 12th Found
>> 15: Twins(Darius and Cyrus)
> Middle Rim
>> North
>> high Star Density
>> Expands North in Crussade
>> Xenos world
> Super Earth
> Lush
> Moderate Climate
> Wet
> Ancient Perssian
> Raised by Criminal Syndicate

> Gratitude and Loyalty
> Supperior attitude
>Conquest nearly finished upon Emperor’s arrival
>Endless Plotting
>Rich
>Disgusted by it
>Theocracy
>Neutral to outsiders
>Socialist
>decentralized
>Survival
Twin 1
>No major injury
>Paranoid
>Arbitrary
> Twin 2
>Maimed face
>Bitter
>Chaste
>Craftsmanship
>Long range shooting

> Friendly
> Intense jealousy of Emps

>twin 1
>Friend: Mortal from Terra
>twin 2
> Mortal from homeworld
>Twin 1 enemy
> Xenos commander
>twin 2 enemy
>custodes

> Legion: Loyal
> Chemical and Biological Warfare
> Skirmish Conflicts

>U. Armor
>Chosen Squad
>Vindicator variant
>Speed of Conquest: Unusually Fast
>Doubble the primarchs, doubble the Speed
> High Loyalty
>> Military Centered Reconstruction
> No interest to rule over it.
>Twin 1
> Falls to Chaos
> Willingly Joined Later
> Tzeench
> Twin 1
>Slaughtered nearly and entire legion
> Twin 2
>Didn't play a major role
>Twin 2
> Loyalist

>>77396379
Perhaps self-suficient legions, so that when he conquered the galaxie and finished the webway he would just send the legions to other galaxies instead of purgeing them like the Thunder Warriors.

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>not!Persian
>one loyalist, one chaotic
>one with an unmarred face, one with a maimed face
Whoops time for Zoroastrian aesthetics.

>>77397517
Right Zoroastrianism is Dualistic. Neat coincidence.

>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694
Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.

>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431
Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.

>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891
Yin Shao. (?????) Loyalist.

>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118
Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325
Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494
Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372
Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.

>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651
Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615
Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).

>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483
Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). Cyrus. (Loyalist).

>>77397502
That makes a lot of sense and it's an interesting diversion from the canon.

>>77397517
Hell yeah

>>77397586
Damn, forgot to include their legion name.

>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694
Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.

>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431
Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.

>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891
Yin Shao. (?????) Loyalist.

>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118
Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325
Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494
Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372
Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.

>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651
Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615
Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).

>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483
Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)
Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)

>>77397627
Wasn’t Yin’s Shadow Subjugators?

>>77397665
Right, Silent Subjugators, gimme a sec

>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694
Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.

>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431
Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.

>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891
Yin Shao. (Silent Subjugators) Loyalist.

>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118
Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325
Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494
Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372
Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.

>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651
Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615
Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).

>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483
Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)
Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)

>>77397517
Don't forget Xerxes

So 2d10 for the next Primarch’s number and founding

> Primarch Numbers Aviable
1
4
5
8
10
12
13
14
16
17
18
> When Found Aviable
1
5
7
8
9
10
15
17
18
19

Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)

>>77397925
Here we go.

>>77398006
So Boy number 4, 8th to be found.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>77398061
But is he Khornate?

Rolled 87, 84, 11 = 182 (3d100)

>>77398092
>Body Dysmorphia
Poor guy

Rolled 35, 10 = 45 (2d100)

>>77398126
>4th Primarch, 8th Found
>divisible by 8, Khorne's favourite number
I'm thinking he might be our Khornate.

>>77398126
>Outer Rim
>North west
>Lone Star

>>77398126
But is he a fish too?

Rolled 6, 57, 86 = 149 (3d100)

>>77392122
Greetings, fellow internet fucks, I have returned and I see things have moved along nicely since I last went to bed. How's things going?

>>77398213
>Conquered South
>Hive World

>>77398271
>CAW CAW

>>77398281
They're going interestingly. The alpharius-equivalent turned out to be a Loyalist from gothic !not!china and there are sniper twins who were landed on an Ork world, one of which was batshit and went Tzeentch and one of which was bitter, maimed, and less competent but stayed Loyal.

>>77398321
All hail the Chinese network infiltrators!

The twins sound cool as fuck too.

>>77398271
Triton can only hopes so he can have /hisfish/
>>77398281
I’d say its been going pretty well
>Mercury sized
>Standard
>Cold

>>77398281
>Mercury-sized
Every time it's not mercury-sized, I get a little nervous.
>Standard biosphere
Bit on the anemic side, a divergence from the norm.
>Cold temperature
I'll admit I think frozen wastelands are cooler than boiling ones.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d100)

>>77398344
>>77398369

Rolled 67, 92, 76 = 235 (3d100)

>>77398344
Having high hopes for this one.

What's everyone favorites so far?

For me Apec and the Twins

>>77398384
*merica

>>77398340
He was also charismatic, psychotic, deeply loved the Emperor, and lost most of his legion when the twin went Tzeentch and stabbed him in the back in a move he didn't anticipate until too late. The twins were also from space persia, or at least raised by smugglers in the Ork-infested ruins of a once-ancient civilization. They might've spent their youth bootlegging dakka between Waaaaghbosses before they went rogue into the wastes.

>>77398399
>What's everyone favorites so far

Triton is my number 1, with Yin being a very close second.

>>77398384
>Water World
Interesting rolls.
>Modern American
>>>Hive World
The perfidious b*rg*r's fetid depravity truly knows no bounds

>>77398399
>Craftsmen
>Hatred and oath of revenge
Nothing out of the ordinary here...
>Hatred of one
Ohhhh shiiiit

Rolled 29, 23 = 52 (2d100)

>>77398399
Pizza Primarch or Triton

>>77398399
My top three power ranking goes
>Xerxes
Dude's a badass.
>Vasco Shek = Caudillo Arturo
The balls on both are beyond comprehension.
>Triton Agenor
He's too pure, PURE for this timeline.

>>77398453
>Conquered Homeworld
>Endless Plotting
Fucking space burgers

>>77398488
Make no mistake, the others are all awesome as all shit, I just don't feel like it's late enough to make a full-on list yet

Rolled 62, 75 = 137 (2d100)

>>77398510

Rolled 23, 44, 65 = 132 (3d100)

>>77398369
>imagine planets being larger than 30 feet across LUL

>>77398510

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>>77398510
God damn now I just got this mental image.
Imagine if he just got himself elected president of United Spaces of America.

>>77398451
This is like the 4th or 5 th craftsmen. Wonder what Emos was planning.

>>77398558
>Untapped Natural Wealth
Could go oil for the 'merica meme-factor, or promethium perhaps...
>Disdainful
I can see why he might not like it, given he hated his adoptive parents and struggled with full-on dysmorphia.

>>77398561
>Monarchy
>Neutral on outsiders
>Capitalist
I'm thinking their president-equivalent might be a hereditary position, or so corrupted that it's tantamount to that.

>>77398587
>the primarch is /peak/ amerifat on uberroids
>basically a demigod raised by oilfield workers
>doesn't feel comfortable in his own skin
But what does he want that could possibly be better?

>>77398629
Maybe he intended to subvert the Adeptus Mechanicus in this timeline.

Rolled 72, 79, 48 = 199 (3d100)

>>77398669
Let's find out!

Rolled 59, 43 = 102 (2d100)

>>77398669
Maybe felt uncomfortable being surrounded by fatasses. Or since its technically a waterworld,much like Triton, he wishes to be a fish

Rolled 20, 59 = 79 (2d100)

>>77398669
>the primarch goes full hillbilly in backlash to space jersey
>the others aren't sure what to make of him

>>77398669
The stereotypical insane Texan oilman tycoon is generally a irredeemable villain, but oddly enough in 40k a man who can keep the Rhinos and Russes rolling actually could be a real hero of sorts.

>>77398730
>reject modernity
>return to fish

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>77398718
>Heavily Centralised
>Vengeance
>Lost Arm
Fuck, which one did he lose? Left, 1, right, 2.

>>77398730
>Pessimistic
>Charismatic
I can see why he might be a downer.

>>77398777

Post ends in evens, right, odds left!

>>77398777
He lost his right arm, but was his vengeance before or after he was discovered?

>>77398736
>Strategic Warfare
Intriguing.
>Mobile Shooting
Belt-fed megabolter.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

Aepac is my top 1
Followed by Pizza Primarch and Triton

>>77398730
Nah, too cold.

>>77398777
Vengeance against who. Maybe his parents he hates?

>>77398736
>>77398738
Maybe he took his vengeance on the tycoons of his planet, and the reason he's dysmorphic is that he remembers the universal obesity and can't stop trying to cope with living on the deep-fried cancer that was the planet's unanimous diet. Maybe the Emperor's even surprised to see that he's got a minor mutation and by sheer coincidence, turned out to have a belly himself.

Rolled 11, 56, 80 = 147 (3d100)

>>77398823
All shall be revealed!

Rolled 27, 82 = 109 (2d100)

>>77398860
Maybe the Primarch is just Johnny Silverhand and he just hates authority in all its forms

>>77398877
We also have the "lost his good right arm" factor to consider now too. That could turn anyone dysmorphic, especially if he couldn't compensate for right-handedness for whatever reason. Or if he gets a cyber-arm you have the whole "THIS IS NOT MY FLESH" transhumanism tropes to draw from as well.

Plenty of options!

>>77398834
>Expected his arrival
>>77398886
>Loves and is loyal to the Emperor
I'm thinking in contrast to his other brothers, this primarch loves the Emperor but is apathetic about the broader Imperium. What do you guys figure?
>Friend is mortal from his homeworld
>Rival is an Astartes from his own legion
There's some interesting implications here.

>>77398910
Oh god oh fuck Slaanesh is just gonna offer him some perma-lipo and a meat arm and that's all it's gonna take
Oh fuck oh shit

Rolled 12, 89 = 101 (2d100)

>>77398945
>xhe claims another

>>77398934

>>77398945
>implying Khorne won't give him a axe hand

>>77398945
Or worse, he embraces the amerifat and gets an aspertame dripfeed.

Rolled 72, 75 = 147 (2d100)

>>77398945
Praise She Who Thirsts! The True Chaos God!

>>77398945
>the arm is just made out of the fat oh god why and also how

>>77398966
>Legion is Fanatically loyal
>Ambush/Stealth specialty
>>77398978
>Darkness/Obscuration niche
Oh fuck, we have our /operator/ marines
>New Consul Type
Hmm, lot of possibilities here.

>>77399015
He feeds his legion only the most premium crayons.

Rolled 34, 7 = 41 (2d100)

>>77399015
So he’s /our/ Corvus?

Rolled 3, 46, 31 = 80 (3d100)

>>77399015
fuck yeah CIA

it is spookening day, my dudes

>>77398887
Nigga'd hate the Imperium

>>77399040
Ooh-Rah

>>77399053
>Veteran Tactical Squad
Crayon-eaters confirmed..
>Rhino Variant
Only the finest APCs here.

>>77399040
Chad

>>77399089
Hear me out here guys.

Invisible.

Amphibious.

Rhinos.

>>77399062
>the Emperor's executioners aren't a legion of scorched earth berserkers
>they're a legion of [REDACTED]

>>77399062
>Disappointingly Slow speed of conquest
He took his time and was probably thrown into the most hellish warfronts.
>Standard loyalty of conquered populations
>Military Centered Reconstruction
He did everything by the book.

>>77399124
...So Hippos?

>>77399124
Only detectable by the rythmic fat-fold flabbing of the marines inside

>>77399137
Hard to move fast with all the extra weight

>>77399145
It's funny you say that, because 10 seconds after my post I was like "fuck i should have called them hippos".

It is possible that I am you, you are me, and we are Alpharius.

>>77399167
HOLY FUCK, what if response to his planet's universal obesity, the primarch went full bloatlord?

Rolled 62, 78, 46, 70, 1 = 257 (5d100)

>>77399137
Wonder who the settings Lorgar will be.
Rolling

>>77399147
>What's that noise
>It's like someone slapping pork flanks together

>>77399174
>>77399145
Man real talk I fucking love Hippo Varient Rhinos

>>77399147
>>77399167
>>77399182

Are we actually trying to make them a meme, or what? Cause the "fat" thing is going to feel real Flanderized and kinda cliche eventually if we go 400% with it.

>>77399174
https://youtu.be/v9ZQySVtenI

>>77399182
He looks like a Nurgle demon prince before becoming one.

Though I imagine he's like sumo-fat. Or powerlifter fat. Optimised for pure strength

>>77399202
It's just joking arround, but giving the primarch and legion a powerlifter or sumo physique would be a neat differentiating factor.

In physical training they focus solely on raw power and size making them walking bulldozers.

>>77399202
Maybe a geneseed mutation causes abnormal levels of lipids/fat to develop in Marines so they need liposuction every now and again despite all the training they do?

>>77399183
>Direct Control
Oil for 'meric- emprah!
>Chaos
OH SHIT
OH FUCK
>Manipulated into joining
NO! AMERICHAD, NO!
>Slaanesh
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK

YOU FUCKING CALLED IT

FUUUUUCK

>Ambushed enemy legion, doing a lot of damage
Goddamn, the Loyalists don't have just to contend with the Thyrrus swarms... It's what they don't see and don't hear that's the biggest danger.

>>77399206
Haha, nice.

>>77399208
I imagine it will be very confusing to everyone when they see this guy, Nurgle included. Marines and Primarch being 9001 pounds will certainly make them tactically weaker, and equipping them much harder since basically they'd have to have custom-pattern-everything. Could be a neat way to restrict the legion in some way for narrative purposes if need be.

>>77399233
Maybe.

>>77399202
Honestly it's more of a Primarch thing him being a big-boy.
But actually having his legion go full /SUMO/ while simultaneously being sneaks is pretty cool. Especially with Hippos and hiding in plain sight shit.

>>77399245
XE Can't keep getting away with it!

>>77399202
I was joking for the amerifat meme, but a powerlifter physique primarch who was psychologically-impacted by the extent of his homeworld's obesity could be interesting.

>>77399245
>3 Primarchs
How can other Chaos gods even compete?

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>>77399245
OH NO NO NO
I Cannot believe I fucking called it

>>77399245
Of course Slanesh. Chaos undivided and Nurgle get no love and the Eldar wheep.

>>77399245
So that's what, 3 Slanneshi Primarchs now? :D

>>77399262
Into the Spider-Verse Kingpin: The Legioning: The Central Intelligence Agency: The Crayon Eaters: The Sneaky Sumos?

FeelsGoodMan

Episode 1: The Phantom Mountains

>>77399288
>Episode 1: The Phantom Mountains
My sides are in orbit.

>>77399276
They fucking can't.

Also rolled a 1 on the ambush, so it was probably devastating as all shit. Ffffuuuck. How does this even happen?

>>77399276
Eldar on suicide watch. I can honestly see the Eldar getting involved with how everyone and their mom is falling to Slanesh.

>>77399317
>Ynnead comes early

>>77399305
Phantom Mountains is unironically a good name

>>77399280
Whenever we do roll an Undivided Primarch, if indeed we do roll one, it's actually just going to be "The other three Gods gave 90% of their power to this guy and his only mission is to kill the Slanneshi horde".

Fuck killing the Emperor, cause Nurgle, Khorne and Tzeentch got a SCORE to settle lol.

>>77399288
>Episode 1: The Phantom Mountains
I almost shit myself.

>>77399313
>dark eldar turned up before the Siege of Terra
>offer their unconditional, no strings attached support
>it's honestly completely 100% genuine
>wrackspawn battling thyrrus in the asteroid belt

>>77399288
NGL, Phantom Mountains is a great name

Rolled 73, 19, 59 = 151 (3d100)

>>77399338
>>77399305
>>77399350

Cheers, mates. ;)

Also some dice cause I almost forgot what I was doing here.

>>77399350
> Thyrrus think being tortured makes for a good story plot point
Dark Eldar are starving

>>77399368
I think we're done with this one. Summary and then tolling number

>>77399375
>The DEldar have unironically allied with the Imperium against the Slaaneshi hordes
>All for the price of criminals

Alright, we need a name for this primarch. Do you guys have any ideas? I'm thinking he might be among the physically strongest, if not the, of the primarchs.

>>77399409
Robar Stems

>>77399409
Wilhelm Armstrong

>>77399405
Truly we live in strange days.

>>77399365
I’m fine with this being his legion’s name

>>77399409
Biff Johnson.
Stud Hardbolt.
George "the Gorger" Gorman.

>>77399409
'Big' Bill Sherman

>>77399438
I like this one

>>77399482
This one ain't bad. Little bit too "modern" and could use a little Gothic-ing, but it ain't bad.

Anyone working on a summary?

>>77399507
Lexill 'Grandis' Sherman? Maybe we swap out Sherman with Pershing, I'm feeling tanks either way.
I keep thinking of the fucking Jumbo tank, although I know it's fucking overkill.

>4th Primarch
>8th Found
>Body Dysmorphia
>Outer Rim in the North-West in a Lone Star, conquest began to the South
>Mercury-sized, standard biosphere, cold, water world Hive World
>Conquered Homeworld from Endless Plotting
>Untapped Natural Wealth
>Monarchy, Neutral on outsiders, Capitalist, Heavily Centralised
>Disdains Homeworld
>Defining Struggle Vengeance
>Lost Right Arm
>Pessimistic, Charismatic
>Strategic Warfare specialty, prefers Mobile Shooting
>Expected the Emperor's arrival
>Loved and was loyal to the Emperor
>Pre-Heresy friend was a mortal from his Homeworld
>Pre-Heresy rival was an Astartes from his own legion
>Legion is Fanatically Loyal
>Ambush/Stealth specialty
>Darkness/Obscuration niche
>New Consul Type
>Rhino Variant
>Disappointingly Slow speed of Conquest, Standard loyalty of conquered populations, Military Centered Reconstruction, Direct Control
>Sided with Chaos during the Heresy
>Manipulated into joining
>Swore to Slaanesh
>Ambushed enemy legion, doing a lot of damage

>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694
Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.

>Primarch #4- 8th found >>77399590
Not named yet. (Phantom Mountains(?) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431
Triton Agenor. (Astronaut) Loyalist.

>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891
Yin Shao. (Silent Subjugators) Loyalist.

>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118
Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325
Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494
Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372
Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.

>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651
Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615
Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).

>Primarch(s) #20- 12th found >>77397483
Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)
Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)

>>77399559
Ezekiel "Warfather" Furey/Furei?

(shameless EZ8 Fury tank from the movie reference?)

>>77399438
I like Robar Stems as well.

>>77399482
It's a little upfront, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Also SHIT I've realized something.

Hassan and ameriprimarch are missing opposite arms.

>>77398422
Chaos twin destroyed almost entire enemy legion, while loyal twin did fuckall. It could mean that chaos twin had managed to sway most of his legion towards his goals and destroyed nearly every loyalist from his legion. this sets up a twin rivalry plot, where chaos-sided twin had an upper hand.
Also we def need a post-heresy table to see the result.

>>77399700
They complete each other

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>>77399245
Bitch claims another. Fucking hell what is the rest of Chaos even doing?

>>77399778
A lot of what we're doing won't fully begin to make sense till all of them are done, so yeah no worries we'll get a bunch of tables together by the end of this no doubt.

2d9 for next Primarch
> Primarch Numbers Aviable
1
4
5
10
12
13
14
16
17
18
> When Found Aviable
1
5
7
9
10
15
17
18
19

I feel like Maximo does not get enough love.

The Emperor basically pulled an Angel on him and he remained loyal... Though possibly only because it's hard to make a Parish fall to chaos.

He also likely can never fight alongside other primarchs as he just rapes their psychic powers. Same with his legion fucking up other legion Librarians.

>>77399827
Plotting their revenge, I'm sure. You don't get to win every hand at the Great Game poker table without provoking a ... sizable... response later. Xhe got a good strong opener in pole position, but as everyone knows it's first place that has to fear the Blue Shells.

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d9)

>>77399847

It's not only that three primarchs went to Slaanesh, it's also which primarchs went to Slaanesh.

>>77399800
>Grand Psyker specializing in Strategic Warfare
>no legion, doesn't need one, Thyrrus are a major faction

>Doomed nihilist specializing in Craftsmanship
>legion are all-rounders with massive amounts of psykers

>Strongfat(?) burger also specializing in Strategic Warfare
>legion are masters stealth, obscuration, and operating operationally

If they're united, the Heresy equivalent would've been a living hell.

>>77399827
>Tzeench all according to plan
>Nurgle’s upset but happy he at least has one primarch
>Khorne reeeeing that he still doesn’t nave a son

>>77399863
*Angron not Angel

>>77399869
If we get another one or two SHE WHO THIRSTS simps I swear to Christ the other chaos gods are gonna sabotage this shit.
It'll be a crashed car pile-up of everyone throwing out when it gets to Terra.

>>77399883
Insanity Man is going to be doing his own thing to his own tempo.

Sad Man is going to be too wrapped up in himself/his own mind/the Warp to pay attention to others very much.

Big Man is going to be nowhere to be found whilst chokeholding people, so no one will ever be able to tag team with him.

MEthinks "coordination" ain't gonna be a thing haha. Especially given Slannesh's "self-perfection" aspect. It breeds vanity and competition, not unity.

>>77399863
Maximo, a commie he may be, is based. Imagine the Emperor betraying him so utterly and him knowing he was more than strong enough to secede and enact his dream empire, but staying, because he genuinely cares about the plight of the common man, in his own, ideologically frenzied, schizophrenic way.

>>77399925
>real talk I almost hope it happens that way, cause holy shit lol.

But ultimately I am an acolyte of RNGsus and what he says, goes. Maybe all the rest will fall to Khorne or something, who knows. :D

Rolled 36, 66, 64, 30, 42 = 238 (5d100)

>>77399882
10 Legion 5 th found

I am Amazed we don't have 1st found yet. He's the most important defining one.

Rolled 13, 87, 33 = 133 (3d100)

>>77400029
Maybe we're saving the best for last.

>>77399656
>10th Primarch
>5th found
Alright 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>77400029
>>77400050
Mutation first anons

>>77399956
Very true, but the Emperor's Children were horrific enough on their own in the main timeline. Imagine if a psychic ultramarine equivalent went traitor, then all-in on a specific god while borderline raven guard did likewise and both started trying to pursue perfection/glut their appetites on the Imperium. Not to mention the ultra-psychic xenos-throng amassing abomination actively carving out territory. That's obscene on a scale that's near-unspeakable. It's almost a Beast-tier calamity but even worse, because at least an Ork doesn't get sexual pleasure from being shot, beaten, or eviscerated. It's fucking bleak.

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>>77399869
>>77399889
>>77399925

Khorne better get off his throne and start doing something, anything, or he will be cucked out of every other potential Primacrch as well.
Or maybe for this AU Eldar`s Fall were much, much strongeer and\or Slaanesh somehow managed to claim their webway and get such an insane power boost.
Alternatively, it could also be fun if during this AU`s siege of Terra loyalists had absolutely no chance, however the rest of Chaos gods decided to strike during said siege and wreck Slaanesh`s forces, getting some of her power for themselves. Ultimately humanity survives not because they managed to hold Terra, but because Chaos went full retard and started eating at each other on that same pivotal moment.

Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)

>>77400086
OH SHIT

>>77400086
Pog Pog Pog Pog Pog

>>77400102
>Weakened Body
Reroll one

>>77400101
>They get to Terra
>Oh ho ho, oh no no no-
>The retard moment happens and Chaos stumbles at the last step
>WHEEEEEZE

>>77400101
>Khornates actively fighting for the Emperor out of mutual hate
>Khornates being tolerated on different warfronts because it's that damned bad
>unspoken mutual agreement to annihilate each other when this all done

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>77400102
3 is none so another d20?

>>77400101
Plausible, depending how the rest of the Primarchs shake out loyalty-wise. Keep that in the back of your mind for when we're done.

>>77400151
>Perpetual
>>Weakened body
Oh god the suffering

>>77400177
Jesus fucking christ, the price this man paid for immortality.

Honestly I kinda like it.

>>77400102
>>77400151
Now that is dark.

>>77400128
>>77400151
> Weakened body
> Perpetual
All I can think of is a primarch which has to fight like Wolverine or Deadpool to keep up with his brothers, even remotely.

>>77400177
He's not necessarily a 95 year old man withered and trapped in bed, cause "weakened body" + "primarch" is still a hell of a specimen, but this ought to be cool.

>>77400185
>>77400177
All I can think of is Subaru from Re:Zero. he is weak, but get's to infinitely try again. Imaginet he poor Ork Warboss which killed him 10 times.

>>77400206
Maybe he's an emaciated husk

>>77400206
Aye i think it means he's about as strong as a standard Marine

>>77400220
Allahu Snackbar: The Primarch? :P

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>>77400220
>>77400189
>>77400177
>>77400128
Chosen Undead Primarch.
Body equal in power to the normal Astartes, however eevry time he is slain he gets up and pushes forward, no matter what, dying for hundreds of times but still giong on till he wins or enemy runs out of bullets or will to fight.

>>77400277
I kinda like this.

>also if he falls to nurgle holy shit my sides

>but also if he stays loyal I move that he be written as Kamina: The Primarch except without the whole "dying" part. The Man Who Will Not Stop Moving Forward.

>>77400277
"The year is 130,000. The Imperium is long vanished. The Astartes long dead. Xenos beyond description feast upon the stars, and the void bleeds with vile energies beyond comprehension."

"But one man is still sent unto them. One last ember from a once mighty bonfire. And upon his shoulders we entrust all."

Rolled 24, 91, 7, 38 = 160 (4d100)

>>77400294
His Drilllance is the drillance that is gonna pierce the immaterium!

>>77400277
Watch his ass fall to Slannesh solely because She Who Thirsts wants a fucktoy that will outlast the heat death of the universe. Calling it now.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>77400277
>inb4 Nurgle takes him

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>>77400363
Holy hellflames, if Slaanesh gets another it will be beyond hysterical.

>>77400338
>Core
>Northeast
>Conquered West
>Average star Density
>>77400369
>Hive World

Rolled 30, 26, 42 = 98 (3d100)

>>77400398
Off we go again, lads

>>77400415
>Mercury sized
Because why the fuck would it be anything else ?
>Unusually lush
>Hot

Rolled 40, 39, 44 = 123 (3d100)

>>77400445
It appears to be RULES OF NATTTUUUURRREEEEE that planets are very small in this galaxy. How interesting.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>77400445
All is good. And safe.

>>77400461
>Wet
>1984
>Adoptive Parents are soldiers
Oh...no

Rolled 52, 100, 25 = 177 (3d100)

>>77400486
Guys im spooked come get me

>>77400486
>I can't go to Vietnam, I'm a Primarch!

>>77400507
>Indifference
>Hatred/jealously of all
>Conquered homeworld

>>77400239
Or Custodes

Rolled 44, 58 = 102 (2d100)

>>77400539
Oh god oh fuck this dude hates all the other Primarchs.

>>77400539
The Jealousy is explainable. He has a justified inferiority complex.

>inb4 he falls to Khorne and is a one primarch's campaign worth of cannon fodder

>>77400559
I mean all the other primarchs have god like abilities and he's a mere astartes compared to them. I can understand the resentment
>Sorcerer Kings
>Untapped natural wealth

>>77400486
>Roger Deadman keeps being sent off to die in useless wars by his superiors
>Dude just keeps coming back
>Dude even came back from a nuclear shelling
>He's actually defeating the enemy nations therefore destabilising the international stalemate that allows his superiors to maintain power
>Proceeds to accidentally cause a populist uprising against his superiors while accidentally becoming a symbol of hope and perseverance to his own people
>Deadman actually hates everyone because they keep trying to kill him
>When the emperor shows up he thinks that his son is clearly the ruler of this world
>Emps Is confused to find out that the world is run by a new socialist democracy
>Emps asks where his son is
>"The Deadman lives beneath the Golden Hills, he don't like to be disturbed"
>Emperor finds Deadman living like a leper hermit
>Their first interaction is just Deadman giving Emps the stink-eye for a full hour because neither one wants to actually deal with the other

>>77400539
Soldier upbringing was good for something. Unlike his brothers he couldn't do it with pure strength.

I wonder if he died during the conquest of his homeworld.

Rolled 11, 78, 28 = 117 (3d100)

>>77400603
Haha that would be funny

>>77400608
A wealthy man, potentially. Cash to enact his desires.

>>77400620
Multiple dozens, if not hundreds of times. Dude's a walking, HATING skeleton.

>>77400608
> Hives each ruled with an Iron fist by a director King
> He conquered each hive 1by 1
Yeah. He died a few times on his homeworld and likely fucking hates Sorcery.

>>77400623
>Values Homeworld
>Democracy
With...sorcerer kings?
>Xenophile
Potential xenos lover in bound

>>77400648
SORCEROR not director

Rolled 75, 9, 93 = 177 (3d100)

>>77400660
This guy's gonna max out the "fuckity wuckity" meter by the time we're done haha

>>77400665
>1984
You fucking know they're the Directors

>>77400660
Probably a fake democracy to keep lower classes in check.

Maybe the SORCEROR kings are Xenia ruling from the shadows?

Rolled 51, 41 = 92 (2d100)

>>77400660
What an interesting man this guy is

>>77400648
>>77400660
Okay, so he's like if we put Vulcan on Mortarion's homeworld, he fixes relations between the sorcerer kings and uplifts the people while being drastically weakened by the toxic fog, however his perpetual-ness keeps him alive

Is this the best ending for Mortarion's world?

>>77400673
>Socialist
>Decentralised
>>77400682
That could be interesting
>>77400696
>Imposition of Order
>Lost Eye
Does that even matter for perpetuals?

>>77400715
Now THAT's an interesting interpretation. Hang onto that thought while we see what other chaos the dice have in store.

>>77400724
Might reroll the lost eye

Rolled 5 (1d100)

He will not fall to She-Who-Thirsts, mark my words!

>>77400724
Anon, he didn't lose his eye. He went blind.

>>77400724
It regrows

>>77400748
Maybe it's a permenant wound like Magnus' eye, he did some warp fuckery to get the alleigence of one of the sorcerer kings and it cost him one of his eyes?

>>77400749
>Honest
>>77400755
Oh I guess d2 for which eye it is then

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>77400769
Here dude

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>77400786
Left Eye

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>77400749
He must stand, so Chaos fall!

>>77400807
>Arbitary
>>77400821
>Personal Combat
I don't see the Heresy ending well for him

>>77400724
>>77400748
>>77400763
>>77400769

"I've died so many times. Been killed every way there is to kill a man. Every battlefield, every world, land, sea, air and the void. Always came back, always stood up and kept going."

"But there's a piece missing. Can't remember exactly how or when or where it left me. It gnaws at the back of my mind, this lost part. It's still out there. Still as unkillable as the rest of me. Not dead, just.... gone."


"If I ever find it again, can I finally know peace?" "Will it forgive me?"

>>77400768
>made the deal with the devil for some unforeseen boon

>>77400769
Dang I mean like completely blind but him somehow losing a straight eye is cool too.