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>>77401858
Table

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d9)

>>77401858
First!

>>77401873
>1st Primarch
>4th found
1d20 for his mutation

>>77401887
Made a mistake should be
>1st Primarch
>9th* found

>>77401887
we should notify the other thread first

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>77401887
>>77401915
Hopefully he’s not lame like the Lion

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>77401887
OH FUCK

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Oh boy oh boy here we go again.

>>77401963
>Giant
Oh shiiiiit
Oh fuuuck

>>77401963
>Giant
d100s now guys

Rolled 82, 66, 79 = 227 (3d100)

His homeworld now!

Rolled 11, 47, 60 = 118 (3d100)

>>77402000
WOOOOOOOOOOOO DICE

>>77401973
>>77401992
>>77401988
He really is the first born kek

>>77402003
>Outer Rim
>South East
>High Star Density

Rolled 54, 40, 75 = 169 (3d100)

>>77402026
Awww yeeeah

>>77402006
>Conquered North
>Frontier World
>Earth Sized

Rolled 69, 95, 42 = 206 (3d100)

>>77402026
The pain train is rolling once more, fuck yeah

>>77402044
fucking finally a earth sized planet

>>77402006
>>77402026
>Penal Colony
>Earth Sized
>Standard Biodiversity
>>77402043
>Moderate
>Wet
>Medieval Korean world

>>77402044
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE PLANET IS LARGER THAN A SHOEBOX HOLY SHIT

UNPRECEDENTED

"GIANT" PLANET FOR GIANT MAN :D

>>77402044
bigger than mercury...

>>77402043
>Moderate Climate
>Wet
Actually sounds liveable.
>>77402046
>Modern Day Africa or Medieval Ethopia
Looks like we're getting Vulkan
>Grew up in the wild
>Rivalry with one sibling
d20 for which sibling

>>77402055
Took 4 threads

>>77401992
Finally someone larger than THE AMERICAN. In height not width though.

How big is he? Could he wrestle an imperial Knight? Are all his marines larger?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>77402086

>>77402058
> Penal Colony
That is pretty uniqee. I like it Koreans as well.

Medieval Korea is based. They have a neat culture.

Rolled 46, 68, 82 = 196 (3d100)

>>77402113
The dice shall reveal all in time

>>77402113
13ft at minimum

Rolled 82, 71, 19, 30 = 202 (4d100)

>>77402086
Wasn't he Korean?

>giant primarch

Reminds me of the time we made the Argent Strix, we had one daemon prince called the Flesh Titan I think

>>77402145
The Korean one came first I believe.
Although I really do like the thought of a giant being raised by an elephant. He wrestled with his brother until he got too big for him.

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>>77402141
t. 13ft Obama

Seems a bit short for a giant

>>77402145
This anon >>77402058 skipped over direction conquered

>>77402126
>We call him.... The Turtle Ship, and he carries the world on his back.

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>>77402186
I like Korea way more than Ethiopia themewise. Koreans are pretty based.
They are like more grounded Samurai. Aesthetic too.

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>in the grim darkness of the 40,000 millennium only one thing can stem the tide of Slaneesh
>BIG
>BLACK
>COCK

>>77402212
A rocket launcher for every man, an incendiary grenade in every payload!

>>77402235
>>77402245
I see we have a dilemma of deciding if we stick with Korea or Ethiopia.

I propose we roll a 1d2

1. Korea
2. Ethiopia

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>77402292
I'll do it myself

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>77402292

>>77402292
I'm personally indifferent but do like >>77402186s idea of him being raised by space elephants

>>77402306
>>77402311

Korean it is.
Can we still have elephants though?

Rolled 99, 38, 2, 69 = 208 (4d100)

>>77402306
Yay, Korea! May the Joseom rule!
let's keep rolling then.

>>77402306
>>77402311
>>77402313
Korea world where the Primarch was raised by indigenous megafauna known as "Elephantes"

>>77402318
Mammoths once roamed Asia, and Indian Elephants still do. It's not totally implausible. Little wierd maybe, so let's hold until we see the other legion characteristics though,.

>1st Primarch, 9th Found
>Giant
>Outer Rim, South-East, High Star Density
>Conquest to the North
>Earth-sized Frontier World
>Modern Africa
>Grew up in the Wild
>Rivalry with Primarch = #8
That's the dice so far

>>77402292
I have an idea. What if straight-up, pitch-black !not!Vulkan was dropped into space korea and shunned to the wilderness as an abomination?

>>77402318
You can have elephants. Though we do need to roll parents

Rolled 21, 95, 30 = 146 (3d100)

>>77402353

Is he actually pitch-black, or are we just meming? Koreans are Asian though, and they do love to shun anyone who's different for ANY reason, Seems plausible.

>>77402353
Sounds good to me

>>77402139
>Adoptive Parents are soldiers
>Disdain
>Jealous of one
>>77402121
>Primarch #8
>>77402181
>Ruled a small realm on homeworld
>Unstable before conquest
>Poor wealth
>Cordial towards homeworld
>>77402329
>Theocracy
>Neutral to outsiders
>Feudal
>Inbetween centralized and decentralized

>>77402319
>Enslaved by Locals
>Chaos Uprising
>Impoverished
>Detached from Homeworld
Big Mowgli has seen some shit

>>77402371
That likely depends on how xenophilic the civilization is.

Oliphants are an absolute necessity though.

>>77402353
Why does he have to be black? Keep him Korean with Elephants. It's a prison planet too.

keep the elephant bit, but the 1d2 decided so stick with it

>>77402353
Why does he have to be pitch-black anyway? Lets roll more dice and see what he can be shaped into based on early life.

>>77402396
Do they have to be truly elephantine, or could they be like, massive quadrupedal turtle-things, or gigantic tiger-beasts?

>>77402390
Damn so he grew up in a military family, but due to his giant size was seen as Dangerous and thus was enslaved?

The Koreanbros are pretty improssive for keeping him contained desu. Emps was probs dissapointed uppon arrival. This guy is the 1st, but a failure like Angron.

Rolled 74, 91, 62 = 227 (3d100)

>>77402139
>Adoptive Parents are soldiers
>Disdain
>Jealous of one
>>77402121
>Primarch #8
>>77402181
>Ruled a small realm on homeworld
>Unstable before conquest
>Poor wealth
>Cordial towards homeworld
>>77402329
>Theocracy
>Neutral to outsiders
>Feudal
>Inbetween centralized and decentralized
>Enslaved by Locals
>Chaos Uprising
>Impoverished
>Detached from Homeworld

More roll I guess.

Hmm... why could he have been enslaved though? Maybe the prison guard, enslaved him as a tool of war against the Chaos uprising among the prisoners?

Maybe they thought he's some arch-mutant who caused it?

Rolled 12, 55, 7 = 74 (3d100)

>>77402443
Small realm, unstable, poor, feudal, with uprisings, he was a slave and barely gives a shit about the planet.

Interesting, so he's half Kim Jong Un and half John McCain?

>>77402421
>Basically the world was initially a massive laboratory before it was recolonised by another panet in the same system
>On said Planet-Lab they basically went ham with making Chimeras
>Made a shitton of megafauna that ended up killing the scientists
>Planet was later retaken by another local planet
>They had no idea what to do with it but had been dealing with political issues for a while
>Promptly decide to turn death-world monster-lab into Space Australia and send all their unwanted there
>The planet initially had a high turn-over rate of slave-labour but it had started coming down by the time Big Mowgli fell onto it
>The culture of the world is like North Korea while the culture of the main world is like South Korea/China

Big Mowgli has hit rock bottom with this world, question is, can he Corvus Corax his planet to a bastion of civilisation?

>>77402443
>>77402491
Hold on, I lost track, what are the Three Numbers for, because I thought we were up to Internal Politics which requires 4?

>Big Mowgli in little Korea

>>77402443
>Duty and Service
>Incurable but deadly disease
>Paranoid
>>77402491
>Just
>Craftsmanship
>All arounder
Big E really appreciated the fine arts in this timeline I guess

>>77402529
I usually just roll three regardless of the location on the table, because I want to roll some dice, but I don't want to take *too* many from other people. :)

Rolled 23, 74 = 97 (2d100)

>>77402536
Okay, I think I know where we are now, we're now at Emps time

>>77402582
>Friendly
>Intense Jealousy
Okay, so Big Mowgli showed Emps his works only for Emps to go "Mine's bigger, also your's is a part of mine" which made Big Mowgli go a bit funny

>>77402582
>Friendly
>Intense Jealously(like Mortarion)
Interesting

Rolled 30, 53 = 83 (2d100)

>>77402643
>Best Friends with one of his own Astartes
>Rivals with a Demon Prince
Big Mowgli really is Korean Vulcan isn't he?

Rolled 21, 73, 94 = 188 (3d100)

>>77402666
The plot doth thicken

>>77402536
He caught some Nurgle plague. So the Chaos uprising was likely Nurglite. He always needs to wear a hazmat suit.

>>77402666
Maybe a Nurglite demon prince. The one who gave him the Plague?

Also maybe the plague blackened his skin?

>>77402674
Big Mowgli's Legion is
>Loyal
>Into Psych Warfare
>All Rounders
Okay, so he went full Guilliman a bit there

>>77402708
He's an all rounder and so are his boys.

>>77402702
His Primarch physiology stops the prot-Nurgle's-Rot from killing him but leaves a roilling mass of black splotches that slowly move about his skin as he heals the damage that the virus does, he's been nicknamed "The Big Lava-Lamp" by his Brothers

Rolled 72, 8 = 80 (2d100)

>>77402708
So Apaec has another friend

>>77402708
"All men fear the jungle. All men fear the beast. All men fear hardship. Fear suffering. Fear loss."

"And we shall provide it."

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>77402732

>>77402732
>Consul Type
>Chosen squad

Rolled 40, 76, 28 = 144 (3d100)

>>77402815

>>77402805
>Something Completely Unique
Yeah, I'm thinking that Big Mowgli is trying to domesticate the Megafauna
He rides a massive Elebear called "Balloo"

>>77402824
>Slow Conquest
>High Loyalty
>Military Centered Reconstruction
So Big Mowgli's trying to make the worlds at least passable military strongholds so they won't fall before he moves on, good lad

Rolled 21, 72, 71 = 164 (3d100)

>>77402870
So is he a traitor?

Rolled 59, 48, 21 = 128 (3d100)

>>77402870
He's doing his best, he is.

>>77402850
Please let's not his name be Big Mogli though

I'm not a fan of the giant mowgli angle to be honest with you guys

>>77402907
same, it's pushing it too much

>>77402889
>No interest in ruling
>Chaos
>Possessed by an artifact
>>77402889
>Nurgle
>Infiltrated enemy region
Poor Khorne he has to share his Primarch

>>77402896
>>77402907
It's ok as a placeholder, but yeah when we're done we need to serious it up a bit with something more definitive.

>>77402937
>incurable disease
>fell to Nurgle's taint
Oh goddamn

>>77402959
It's not often a primarch's immune system falls short, but I guess we have our Mortarion now?

>>77402907
Aye. I don't like it either. He's a bit to memed.

We got a giant Primarch on a Prison World embroiled in a Chaos uprising.

The wardens enslave him and use him as a tool of war untill Nurgle curses him with an incurable plague as he swears eternal vengeance against the Demon Prince who infected him.

He is extremely isolated as a primarch due to having to keep his disease contained and carries the shame of having been defeated and enslaved by mere mortals.

This could be a great primarch if we went past the meme.

>>77402973
>>77402949
How about Haechi for his name?

>>77402937
> He fell to Nurgle as the Incurable disease was too much to bear
Literally Morty

>>77402973
It's gotta be a Slanneshi Daemon Prince right, given our previous rolls?

>And an STD? :P

>>77402980
Unlike Morty though, his legion likes him

>>77402976
Haechi is a good name.

>>77402976
Haechi sounds neat

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>77402982
I think we ought to roll to see what kind of daemon prince it was.
>inb4 Slaanesh

We got a lot of guys falling to chaos suddenly...

>>77403016
>Undivided

>>77403017
Balances out the proportion of loyalists.

>>77402973
>"I grieve, my child, to see you in this place. This is not the garden in which you were meant to flower..." "No family calls you theirs. No true family. None accept you. None care for you."

>"But I will, my child. I shall love you wholly, completely, totally. I will protect you from all harm and all pain and all shame. I will give you strength and vengeance will be yours, and you shall live in my garden forevermore."

>"Let me into your heart, and I shall become your prison's key."

>>77403017
Law of averages anon. Its an “even” split. I’m surprised none of the primarchs have rolled to kill another one yet

Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d8)

>>77403033
Aye. Same here.

Next primarch?

Any ideas for Haechi’s legion name?

Gimme a sec and I'll summarize everything so we can get a broad image. It's interesting that Mortarion was also the tallest of the primarchs aside from Magnus.

>>77403055
Stalwart Sons, Turtle-Dragons, The Tusked Legion...

>>77403055
Kolossi of Joeason?

>>77403117
I like Turtle-Dragons and Stalwart Sons

>>77403055
Dragons Dauntless

War Beasts

Thundering Mountains

>>77403055
Korea's nickname is the Hermit Kingdom, anything we can do with that?

>>77403144
me too

>>77403202
Maybe the primarch's title was "The Hermit" as he needed to keep himself isolated to not spread his disease.

>>77403240
shit senpai you right thats perfect :D

>1st Primarch, 9th Found
>Giant
>Outer Rim in the South-East, High Star Density, conquest began to the North
>Earth-sized, Standard biodiversity, moderate temperature, wet
>Penal Colony
>Adopted by Soldiers
>Disdained them
>Jealous of a Primarch
>Enslaved by locals
>Chaos Uprising
>Impoverished
>Unattached to Homeworld
>Medieval Korean culture
>Theocracy, Neutral to outsiders, Feudal, Inbetween Centralisation
>Duty and Service
>Incurable but not deadly disease
>Paranoid and Just
>Craftsmanship specialisation
>All-Rounder combat preference
>Friendly meeting with the Emperor
>Intense Jealousy of the Emperor
>Pre-Heresy Friends with an Astartes of his Legion
>Pre-Heresy Rivals with a Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided
>Legion is Loyal
>Psychological Warfare specialty, All-Rounder niche
>Consul Type
>Chosen Squad
>Something Completely Unique
>Slow speed of Conquest, High loyalty of conquered populations, Military Centered Reconstruction, No Interest in Ruling
>Fell to Chaos
>Possessed by an Artifact
>Soul was lost to Nurgle
>Infiltrated enemy region

>>77403256
That's a bleak picture, fuck.

>>77403048
>17th Primarch
>18th Found

>>77403269
Bleak enough to be North Korean, except involving North Korea will inevitably lead to cringe memes haha.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>77403294
Hoping for no mutations on this guy

>>77403256
I can see why he falls to Nurgle, this man must have felt drained from day 1. I feel like at least for his Imperial service he probably *did* try to give it his all though.

>Primarch #1- 9th found >>77403256
Haechi. (?????)|(?????) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694
Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.

>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431
Triton Agenor. (Astronauts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891
Yin Shao. (Silent Subjugators) Loyalist

>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118
Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #10-4th found >>77401523
Osiriael "Deadeye" Walker.(Broken Scythes) Traitor(Chaos Undivided)

>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325
Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494
Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372
Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.

>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651
Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615
Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).

>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483
Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)
Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>77403294
>>77403323
Whoops meant to roll a d20

>>77403371
>Wings
d100s now

>>77403413
Isn't 13 a Pariah?

Rolled 82, 97, 67 = 246 (3d100)

>>77403413
Woop woop let's fuck shit up

>>77403432
Yes it is.

>>77403432
We gonna have multiple Paraiah Primarchs then?

I do love the madness but... the odds of that seem awful implausible even by 40k standards. Also the Emperor would have been having to either fuck up hard, or be doing some real fishy shit in the gene tanks, right?

I heavily dislike modifying our rolls, but Pariahs might be one of those things. One's good, IDK about more.

What do you all think?

>>77403509
I agree, it also keeps Maximo unique

Let's make this one a girl

>>77403509
I agree too

>>77403530
no. How about we diver t by taking a mutation that space marines can get that no primarch has?

>>77403509
I hate to question the rolls, but I agree. What else do you think would fit?

>>77403627
Obligatory black dragons skeletal mutation mention

>>77403647
Let's start by examining which mutations we haven't used yet, then. That seems logical.

>>77403659
Hmm... I don't think we've used Rage, Bestial, or Future Visions yet, right?

when do we get to chaos cult threads or xenos. Ill be honest I don't give a fuck about the imperium lol

>>77403670
Beastial was Zuma and Apaec I believe

>>77403680
There's likely to be HEAVY Eldar involvement in this AU, based on our previous rolls. Chaos is less nailed down yet.

Also we have a Primarch who was raised by the crazy Thyrr dudes, so you might like that one.

>>77403670
So let’s coin flip. 1 is Rage 2 is Future Visions

>>77403680
We're using a large table for these rolls, so it'll take some time. But, we'll get there. Also it's late on a weekend night so probably some of the posters have drifted off for a bit and it's moving a little slower.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>77403724
Sounds good.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>77403832

>>77403740
>Future Visions
>>77403441
>Outer Rim
>North East
>Average Star Density
>>77403934
>Mining World

Rolled 23, 42, 32, 42, 93 = 232 (5d100)

>>77403983

>>77404205
>Mercury Sized
>Lush
>Hot
>Wet
>Ancient Greece or 1984
>Grew up in the wild

>>77404379
>Mercury Sized
Oh No Knuckles.jpg

I say Greece

>>77404399
Sounds good to me, we already have some 1984 worlds

Rolled 96, 73, 69 = 238 (3d100)

>>77404379
>Mercury

We live in the mini-verse guys :D

>>77404458
>Hatred/Jealousy of All
>Partial Conquest of Homeworld
>Human vs Xenos Conflict

I bet it's some kind of scheme that (nearly) all primarch planets are mercury sized... perhaps Tzeentch hoped the gravity would turn them into squats or something

Rolled 7, 53, 43 = 103 (3d100)

>>77404475
Man, these Primarchs are one contentious bag of cats, even pre-Heresy lol. Poor Big E.

>>77404497
>Impoverished
>Passive/Not Attached to Homeworld
>Oligarchy

Rolled 13, 80, 90 = 183 (3d100)

>>77404518
Impoverished.... Oligarchy.....

Well all righty then, that's neat.

>>77404528
>Xenophile
Big E must be disgusted with all the Xenos loving his sons have been exposed to
>Socialist
>Heavily centralized

>>77404542
Yeah, there's been rather a lot of them. By the time we're done rolling that'll have to be a plot point we do some hard thinking about.

Rolled 65, 42, 38 = 145 (3d100)

>>77404542
rollan rollan rollan

Rolled 32, 26 = 58 (2d100)

>>77404542
Again, I think the heresy is going to revolve more around the Imperium’s view of xenos.

>>77404577
>Purge
>Lost Eye
D2 for Left or Right
>Nihilistic
With a wicked sense of hu-
>Ascetism
>Warfare/Tactics

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>77404610
WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING EYES LOL

the gods are Byzantine and/or Norse apparently

>>77404655
>Left eye
The gods are just trying to open the Primarchs' eyes to Chaos.

Getting extremely vague phillip II of Macedon vibes

Rolled 74, 6, 28 = 108 (3d100)

>>77404683
They Move In Mysterious Ways

>but only if those ways involving rekting some retinas

Rolled 11, 3, 79 = 93 (3d100)

>>77404610
>>77404655

>>77404724
>Melee with specialized weapon
>Expected Emperor's arrival
>Likes the Emperor but loyalty lies with the Empire
>>77404733
>Friends with another Primarch
d20 for who
>Rival with another Primarch
D20 for who
>Legion is passive to him

Rolled 25, 44 = 69 (2d100)

>>77404772
I feel like this guy's gonna try and convince Big E to ease up on the aayyylmaos, for some reason.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>77404772
Rollin for friend

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>>77404772
Been keeping up with the threads but haven't rolled yet

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>77404772
Rollin for rival

>>77404811
I feel like it'd be the opposite since his thing is "Purge"
>Armored Assault
>Against Armored Vehicles and Buildings
>>77404772
>Friends with Haechi
That is a bold move on his end. One more d20 for his rival

>>77404830
>Rivals with Primarch #8
Looks like that's Haechi's common ground with him. I can't wait to see what 8's like

>>77404821
By all means, jump on in, friend. Just don't roll *too* quickly, it gets confusing if we're talking over each other a lot. :)

Rolled 41, 47, 17 = 105 (3d100)

>>77404888
Should be fun.

>>77404936
>Unique Armor
>Veteran Assault Squad
>Rhino Variant

Rolled 23, 44, 86, 70 = 223 (4d100)

>>77404975

>>77405221
>Slow Conquest
>Standard Loyalty
>Wealthy Domain
>Direct Control
Slow and steady seems to be his style

Rolled 40, 7 = 47 (2d100)

>>77405419

>>77405496
>Loyalist
>Ambushed an enemy Legion ship doing a lot of damage
So that's 7 Loyalists, 5 Traitors, 1 secessionist?

Rolled 10, 27, 30 = 67 (3d100)

>>77405539
Things are looking tough for the Imperium at the moment, yeah. But that just means the loyalists can shine that much brighter, perhaps.

And of course we have the developing subplot of Slannesh walking up to the other gods, slapping them across the face with her cock, and yelling "FITE ME FAGGOTS" as loudly as xhe can.

>>77405621
SO that's it for the rolling for that Primarch. Any ideas for name for him or legion?

>>77405640
Given he has a Greek theme: **** Thuderbolts?

>>77404772
Give him the good old Spear and Hoplon shield combo

>>77405621
Not to mention all the other factors of the imperium. Perhaps in this universe they realized the astartes were a mistake

Already less grim dark than the canon

>>77405621
Don't forget the Xeno Question and one of the traitors eventually fucking over Slannesh at the best possible moment for the eldar

>Canon Big E: Man things suck.
>RNG Big E: You know nothing.

>>77405744
We do have a couple Chad Loyalists so far though, wouldn't take but one or two more to really get some big dick energy back on the Imperial side.

>>77405693
Either that or a desperate Imperium will be forced to rely on them even more than usual just to keep from being outclassed on the battlefield, especially if we roll even more traitors.

>>77405711
Also true.

>>77405640
My brain's getting a little tired at the moment, so I'm hoping to wait until the summary post gets made before any naming brainstorming, personally.

>>77403983
>17th Primarch
>18th found
>Future Visions
>Outer Rim
>North East
>Average Star Density
>Mining World
>Mercury Sized
>Lush
>Hot
>Wet
>Ancient Greece or 1984
>Grew up in the wild
>Hatred/Jealousy of All
>Partial Conquest of Homeworld
>Human vs Xenos Conflict
>Impoverished
>Passive/Not Attached to Homeworld
>Oligarchy
>Xenophile
>Socialist
>Heavily centralized
>Purge
>Lost Left Eye
>Ascetism
>Warfare/Tactics
>Melee with specialized weapon
>Expected Emperor's arrival
>Likes the Emperor but loyalty lies with the Empire
>Friends with Haechi
>Rivals with Primarch #8
>Legion is passive to him
>Armored Assault
>Against Armored Vehicles and Buildings
>Unique Armor
>Veteran Assault Squad
>Rhino Variant
>Slow Conquest
>Standard Loyalty
>Wealthy Domain
>Direct Control
>Loyalist
>Ambushed an enemy Legion ship doing a lot of damage

>>77405693
Well they have a Primarch with a xenos army and another Primarch who possibly has his own xeno Imperium. The Imperium also doesn't seem like they have Logar in this timeline so no praising the God Emperor as a way to combat Chaos. This timeline Big E might create the Chaos God of Disbelief if the loyalists manage to stamp this shit out.

>>77405829
Pasiph Minos and the Thunderbulls

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>>77405829
>Rhino Hoplon
>Equipped with a special Ion Shield Generator that can cover an armor group from artillery/aerial strikes
>Reduced carrying capacity due to the additional generators and hump/dome on top that houses the Shield

our primarchs have a fixation on rhinos

>>77406189
Sound fuckin' tight

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>>77406205
This is the dawn of war canon where every competitive army has at least a few METAL BOXES

>>77406205
It's the most common vehicle they have so it makes sense
>>77406207
Thanks

>Rhino Propyrgion (stronghold, bastion, bulwark, rampart)
>A special/experimental Rhino variant of the 17th Legion
>A lengthend/widened hull is the most notable thing at first glance, with an enlarged version of what appears to be the Rhino Holon's Ion Shield
>But in reality it houses a miniaturized Void Shield Generator
>Whereas the Hoplon is a tactical asset protecting it's squadmates, the Propyrgion is a near strategic asset, capable of protecting whole armor columns and providing incredible defense to ally Titans, Fortresses etc.

>>77406126
Everyone cool with the name for Primarch and Legion?

>>77406343
I feel like "Thunderbulls" invites a few too many "cuck/bull/Chad Thundercock" references, but it's not awful either.

>>77406371
I’ll put it as place holder for now

>>77405829
#17 seems a tad lackluster compared to some of the ohters, but the fact that he's the only ascetic primarch in a group otherwise profuse with hedonists in a galaxy plagued by Slaanesh is very noteworthy. Makes sense why he'd be nihilistic as the 18th found, every one of his brothers has defiled his principles and he sees them as too weak to do what needed to be done or master themselves. Because of the Purge being part of his background in a xenophilic civilization, I imagine him being coldly loyal to the Imperium and the Imperium alone. He's focused on the supremacy of man, above all, and could not care less whether the Emperor is ruler or not, though it's not only that, he expects the same ascetic lifestyle from his followers and demands it in his astartes. He lost his left eye and can see into the future, and what he's seen in every discernable timeline is nothing short of unspeakable. The 17th primarch does what he can and struggles in what he genuinely believes and has confirmed to himself to be an absolutely futile, doomed and damned crusade on the teeming xenos hordes because he can't imagine doing anything else. He might not be that unique compared to his brothers, but he is stubborn and he holds to his principles.

>Primarch #1- 9th found >>77403256
Haechi. (?????)|(?????) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #2- 4th found >>77381694
Vasco Shek. (Orcus Fury) Secessionist.

>Primarch #6- 16th found >>77383431
Triton Agenor. (Astronauts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #7- 6th found >>77391891
Yin Shao. (Silent Subjugators) Loyalist

>Primarch #9- 20th found >>77390118
Zuma. (Emperor's Griffons)][(Tattered Eagles/Misshapen Beasts) Traitor (Nurgle)

>Primarch #10-5th found >>77401523
Osiriael "Deadeye" Walker.(Broken Scythes) Traitor(Chaos Undivided)

>Primarch #11- 11th found >>77387325
Hassan Dragut. (Blades of the Forge)][(?????) Traitor (Slaanesh)

>Primarch #12- 7th found >>77384494
Xerxes. (Artic Cataphracts) Loyalist.

>Primarch #13- 3rd found >>77381372
Apaec. (Solar Jaguars) Loyalist.

>Primarch #15- 2nd found >>77388651
Maximo Aceri. (Blood Brethren(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #17-18th found >>77405829
Pasiph Minos(?). (Thunderbulls(?) Loyalist.

>Primarch #19- 14th found >>77386615
Caudillo Arturo. Arch(?)Traitor (Tercios de la Matas)][(?????) (Slaanesh).

>Primarch #20- 12th found >>77397483
Darius. Traitor. (Tzeentch). (Noxious Marauders)|(?????)
Cyrus. (Loyalist). (Noxious Marauders)

>>77406508
For every Magnus and Lion there has to be Dorn or Ferrus I guess. So 2d7 if we anting to keep it going

Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d7)

>>77406586

>>77406613
>16th Primarch
>1st found
Alright 1d20 for his mutation

>>77406586
I think we should give it a rest for the night, most anons went to sleep already and it would be at best 2-3 dude rolling the dices

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>77406624

>>77406631
I'm off tomorrow

>>77406641
>No Mutation
Yeah we should probably pick it up tomorrow when we got more people around.

>>77406726
I agree. I'm also off tomorrow but we shouldn't rush this, better to take it nice and slow with the primarchs.

Should I or another save the thread?

>>77406790
That'd be a good idea

>>77406790
I think it's too early to start another thread.

>>77406508
What if his Ascetism came from his Future Visions? He knew the Slanesh shit was comming.

>>77406624
I'm excited for this one. First Primarch found means he was like Horus and spent years with the Emperor 1 on 1.

It's the defining primarch.

Can't wait until rolling resumes. Goddamn you sleep!

>>77407910
>primarch dwells in the jungular wilderness away from the mining cities of the planet, receiving visions of the decadence indulged in by the serpentine alien overseers and their willing human coconspirators, servants in all but name
>their opulence is shared with the starving masses in strategically timed festivals: fountains of wine, streets lined in silver, and banquet tables heaped high keep them too desperate to prove themselves worthy of more and to rise in the ranks to think of rebelling
>finally growing sick of existing in isolation when he had the power to enact change, he rallies a mob of disaffected serfs unemployed when their mine was depleted rebel against their false equality, annihilating a quarry-city's elite garrison and putting its snakeskin filled marble orgy-temple to the torch
>he spreads a message of human dominance, urging the people to overthrow their generous hidden masters and abandon the pursuit of temporary pleasure to build an eternal foundation of strength and will
>uses an enormous power-drill mounted on a weighted pole like it's a lightweight lance to pierce the chitinous hides of the snake's ancient warrior-caste, a tradition he kept when he went off-world
>unlike most of his brothers, the planet's population did not support him and opposed his genocidal efforts at every turn, but he saw what awaited a mere century in the future if nothing changed and violently forced them, man, woman, and child alike to heel under what grew into a sprawling monastic war-cult

>>77408354
Rereading after I've written this, it comes off as somewhat edgy for the sake of edgy or some sort of anti-coomer power fantasy, which is to a degree all well and good given the 40k context, but I like the idea that the 17th is undeniably loyal and morally unambiguous, with the moral unambiguity being that he's a right bastard who doesn't care about the common man whatsoever, outside of forcing them into a societal structure designed around ensuring material deprivation for the sake of their souls. There's no higher ideology or noble ambition guiding him, he's not a craftsman or a scholar, he's not insane or traumatized by his background, he's a soldier and sees the temptations of the flesh as a more urgent battlefield than the physical warfare. Consequently he reasons the best way to handle them is to cut their supply lines, ergo, removing not only temptation but the context for what temptation promises, hence the slow speed of his conquests.

>>77408824
Aye. That does make sense.

>>77408354
>>77408824
Man does what needs to get done

Does he castrate his troops?

>>77410968
Don’t astartes already lack a sex drive?

>>77410991
I was more thinking of the mortals serving him (like during his first conquest)... for Astartes what way could he use to cut the fun?

>>77411013
For mortals I feel like he’d just be a Commissar. Looks like they’re enjoying the bloodshed? BLAM. Having relationship with an officer? BLAM. Pitying the xenos? BLAM.

For his astartes, I think he’d try to kill the battle-brother culture they have. He wants them to know they’re tools of the Imperium. Nothing more, nothing less. They shouldn’t be attached to each other or hold pride of what they are.

>>77411092
Pretty based

>>77406613
>>77406726
>16th Primarch
>1st found
> No Mutation

I think we can slowly resume rolling as people trickle back in. Give me some 100d's for homeworld.

Let's see who the first primarch found is. The one to have years with the Emperor alone before the next ones showed up.

Rolled 25, 15, 83 = 123 (3d100)

>>77411273
Let's see

Rolled 39, 69, 28, 64 = 200 (4d100)

>>77411273

>>77411285
>>77411295
Quite a Few Dice
>16th Primarch
>1st found
> No Mutation
> Core
makes sense close to Terra
> East
> High Star Density

> Expand South in Crussade
> Homeworld: Fortress World
Pretty based, like triton)
> Mercury Sized
All is good and normal
> Standard Biodiversity

Rolled 96, 2, 83 = 181 (3d100)

>>77411330

>>77411348
>16th Primarch
>1st found
> No Mutation
> Core
> East
> High Star Density
> Expand South in Crussade
> Homeworld: Fortress World
> Mercury Sized
> Standard Biodiversity

> Freezing Climate
A Frozen set of fortresses
> Water World
bunch of fortresses on an iceball, it's the 3rd frozen water world

> Culture: 1920's
That's an interesting Aesthetic. Great Gatspy Burlesque etc.

>>77411413
Isn’t 83 Soviet Russia?

>>77411457
true I misread. it is sofiet Russia. looked at the thing next to Indochina.

Soviet Aesthetic is based, especially for a Frozen world so let's go.

>16th Primarch
>1st found
> No Mutation
> Core
> East
> High Star Density
> Expand South in Crussade
> Homeworld: Fortress World
> Mercury Sized
> Standard Biodiversity
> Freezing Climate
> Water World
> Culture: SOVIET

Rolled 22, 100 = 122 (2d100)

>>77411480
I wonder if he’ll get along with the commie Primarch

>>77411480
>>77411521
Wasn't he anarcho-communist?

> Nobility
I assume this translates to 'higher party". Though we don't know if they communist. Just their culture being Soviet'ish.

> relationship with Parents
Hared and Oath of revenge

>>77411521
>the Triton-Commie-First found brotherhood
Sounds based to me

Rolled 1, 68, 44 = 113 (3d100)

>>77411554

>>77411651
> Loves all siblings deerly
aww, it's really Triton
> Conquest nearly finished upon emperor's arrival
Really impressive considering he likely was still a kid at the time... and it's a fortress world
> World Ruled by Sorceror King's Pre Conquest
Does that mean he was adopted by servants of a Sorceror King?
Interesting planet

>>77411876
Sorcerer Chairmen anon.

Rolled 90, 53, 20 = 163 (3d100)

>>77411892
>>77411876
Its possible it to be Sorcerer-Czar. We don’g know the government/economy yet

>>77411947
>its a rasputin Primarch

>>77411990
Kinda wish he got perpetual now

>>77411947
> Rich
> Passive/Not Attached
makes sense he left the place as a Kid and hated his parents
> Monarchy
Sorceror Tzars it is

Rolled 99, 67, 3 = 169 (3d100)

>>77412060
I feel like he might not be a fan of psykers going off the rolls so far

>>77412119
> Xenophobic
> Capitalist
> Decentralised
Every Fortress has it's own Sorceror-Tzar

Rolled 86, 40, 1 = 127 (3d100)

>>77412060
Why the hate for his parents? Raised by wizard kings. Man probably had it pretty good. His conquest might’ve just been committing regicide and just inheriting the place.

Rolled 23, 45, 21 = 89 (3d100)

>>77412163
>Tzarceror

>>77412163
>>77412233
>Grand Witzar

>>77412201
Maybe his parents tried to force him into dihonest court politics? Guess we'll see at personality. I do expect he's married trough some arranged marriage.

> Mass Uprising
Interesting. At some point people he ruled rose up against him.
> No major Injuries
> Honest
Yeah maybe his parents forced him into dishonest dealings for power gain.

wonder what his 2nd trait is

Is there a way to delete threads on suptg?

I didn't expect this to survive the night

>>77412301
nope. It's there forever. It's better to wait before archiving threads, because you can archive them up until 1-2 days after it drops from the Board

Rolled 59, 73 = 132 (2d100)

>>77412263

>>77412491
>Pessimistic
>Chaste
Interesting combo

>>77412367
I forgot about that

>>77401858

I love this picture, there is Horus tryin to run a fuckin meeting, talk about logistics, supplies and all that shit, and some wanker is straight up on fire standing next to him. Imagine what a ballache these talks must be, just dozens of 8 foot dudes standing around all trying to see the little swirly planet map, interrupting each other, some just not listening. No wonder Chaos can't get its fuckin act together.

Rolled 67, 21 = 88 (2d100)

>>77412622

>>77412680
Chaos cults and Marines new universe codex be like...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k238XpMMn38

Deamons be like "amateurs!"

>>77412263
>
>>77412491
>>77412622
First trait was rolled already anon.
So it's
> Honest
> 59: Idealist

> 73: Specialisation Artistic Pursuits
An Artist, first one we got. A honest idealist and artist. We got our Sanguinius.

>>77412864
> Long Ranged Shooting
like the 4th one
> Meeting with Emperor: Freindly

This guy is just a ball of fluff and freindlyness, probs set expectations high when Emps met him considering he's first:
> no mutations
> no injuries
> honest
> idealistic
> freindly
> loves all his brothers

model primarch

Rolled 78, 13 = 91 (2d100)

>>77412932
This guy is just setting the bar too high

>>77412932
>>77413002
Backbone of the Imperium, this lad.

>>77412932
>This guy is just a ball of fluff and freindlyness, probs set expectations high when Emps met him considering he's first:
I can see Emp's face when he meets the rest of the Primarchs as the GC goes on

>>77413002
> Intense Jelousy of Emperor
poor guy. His obsession with Perfection lead him to be jelous of the most perfect man he knew. The emperor, probs eats away at him constantly.

> His Pre-heresy friend was another primarch.
Give me a 1d19 to see who, then back to 1d100's

Rolled 10 (1d19)

>>77413077

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>>77412932
>In before Slanesh claims another one

Rolled 20, 73, 44 = 137 (3d100)

>>77413077
>>77413093
I have awoken. Back to the dice of war.

>>77413077
He's likely internally tormented by his jealousy, he's giving me some serious Triton- if Triton spent his childhood raised by the ruling class in the lap of luxury instead of in the thick of the meatgrinder, having his kindness beaten out of him.

>>77413093
It'd be Primarch #11 then
> Hassan Dragut
awww.... his best bro fell to Slanesh

>>77413248
> Another primarch
His rival was also another primarch, but hel oved all, so likely more of a freindly rivalry. 1d19 for this one too

> Passive
Legion for some reason was not his greates fan. Maybe because he took the righns very young?

> Legion tactics: Psychic warfare
I guess he took some lessons from the Sorceror Tsars of his homeworld...

>>77413045
Just see the emperor's face as he slowly loses all hope in the Primarch project with each consecutive Primarch found
Turns out he doesn't leave to finish the webway project, he just realised that he needs to prepare for the obvious shitpit the Imperium's about to be thrown into because of his unfortunate abominations
Just have Emps after recieving the call about how his sons have turned to she-who-thirsts, just resting his head in his hands as he stops caring and whispering
"Why couldn't they all be like Gorbachev?"
Little knowing that Gorby was the first to fall for Slannesh after she offered to reinstate Pizza-Hut on all Gorby's conquered worlds

Rolled 3 (1d19)

>>77413343
Maybe they're passive because he doesn't have the bloodlust they expected.

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>>77413343
That's the tactics but what about specialty?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>77413436
Fucked up my bad

Rolled 68, 28, 100 = 196 (3d100)

>>77413346
The Emperor never really seemed to me like the kind of person who would give in to despair. I feel like this utterly defective Primarch Project might inspire him to fight all the harder with what functional sons he DOES have, and maybe even be forced to trust his remaining Primarchs more than OTL.

If he's only got a couple kids remaining, maybe he doesn't keep Magnus out of the loop, or fuck over Lorgar, or let Perturabo fester, you know? He *has* to learn to be a dad before everything turns to ash.

Hell, maybe he doesn't get entombed as quickly, or maybe not even at all. We're brewing a very strong Chaos so far, whose influence may end up being so great that the balancing narrative of a comatose Emps isn't even necessary, given that Ragnarok is looming in M31 or whatever.

>tfw remembering Maximo, the ultraviolent hyperrevolutionary and Pariah was the second son found
>whereas Triton, possibly the primarch he could emphasize with the most, was the sixteenth
This poor bastard

>>77413514
Why couldn't Big E make more primarch again? Would he do it again if he could (especially in this scenario)?

>>77413514
I get the impression that Slaanesh was an order of magnitude stronger upfront in this timeline but a particularly cunning daemon prince of Nurgle was pulling some strings behind the scenes and caused Nurgle to skyrocket to oscillating between second and third place.

>>77413410
He was rivals with Aepac. Maybe because Aepac was a good psycher?

> 65: Specialisation: Poisonous Conditions
weird
> >>77413514
> New COnsul type
> Destroyer Squad
> Something Completelly unique
(something that boosts psychic powers?)

>>77413522
It also gets a little bit sadder when you realise that poor Gorby probably couldn't even stand near Maximo because Gorbachev is a Psyker if his Legion speciality and Homeworld are anything to go by

>>77413557
The primarchs were a multi-century project that took every bit of his focus and the Great Crusade was raging. He would've but he didn't have any choice.

>>77413557
Even Big E had to make a deal with the Chaos Gods to create them.

>>77413557
It was mostly the Soul Stuff that went into the creation of the Primarchs

He could possibly just recycle Primarchs if he wanted but that would take a lot of time and effort/resources

>>77413557
IIRC, Emps couldn't make more Primarchs because the resources he used to make them weren't replenishable (and possibly also involved carving off chunks of his own soul, which he of course only has so much of to spare). There was Old Terran archaeotech involved for sure, and also an unknown quantity of time invested which he might not be able to spare again during the Crusade.

>>77413568
>best friend fell too slaanesh
>use adderall to boost their psychic powers

Reminds me of Marilyn Manson I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

Rolled 94, 10, 31 = 135 (3d100)

>>77413568
Mindripper cannons? The "poisonous conditions" of another being's mind? Breaking and entering the souls of xenos?

>>77413568
Remember Apaec's a psychopath while Gorby here's an idealist. They might've got off on the wrong foot.
>poisonous conditions
Maybe their specialty is, or was, meant to be warp-tainted terrain.

>>77413619
> unusually Fast
This guy was the first and already going at top speed. truly the perfect son.

> Constant Uprisings
Well... going fast and being the first without anyone to lean on... some minor issues have arisen.

> Military centered reconstruction
by the books

>>77413603
So if primarchs are parts of the Emp's soul does that mean worship of The Emperor also empowers the primarchs?

And a lot of them fell to Chaos...
Ugandan Knuckles: OH NO

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>77413584
Took too much time huh

>>77413586
Isn't it to learn how? Now that he knows he could retry...

>>77413603
Rare ressources... that I get. Carving his own soul too... (if it's the case)

>>77413587
Hmmm...


What if Big E in this universe stepped out of the frontline not to work on the webway project, but to salvage the primarch plan since it got screwed over from the start?

>>77413622
Maybe he was meant to be the "breacher" for the eventual assault on the Eye that Big E must have been considering. If that's the route we go I imagine the Eldar will be watching this one's career with... great interest.

>>77413701
monkaS

>>77413706
Well, we might also roll another half dozen Loyalists before all is said and done, so the final balance of power isn't known yet. Hold on to that thought, though.

>>77413696
What if there were constant uprisings because he was too merciful, and didn't put his boot down when and where he needed to?

I'm imagining his homeworld as being a sort of glacial mesa terrain.

>>77413706
> his rule is dictatorial
Maybe that's why people kept raising up?
He was conquering shit at a break, neck speed, militarising the places and then ruling over them like a dictator. It's not a viable system. i guess that's where his idealism nibbed him in the butt.

He likely wanted a people's movement with everyone working together to advance the crussade, but learned that humans are selfish and have varying goals the hard way.

Rolled 92, 33, 96 = 221 (3d100)

>>77413696
Everyone's gotta learn. Some gotta learn the hard way haha. This guy broke a few eggs making his omelette.

>>77413784
Gorby was trying to be Marx but accidentally went full Stallin, like pottery

>>77413701
>>77413750
How do you think the Emperor felt about discovering Caudillo Arturo was raised by Thyrrus, ruling a xenos empire, and not only went full native, but full blown theatrical daemon false emperor? I'm thinking his falling to Slaanesh is what started to tip the power balance.

Rolled 46, 64 = 110 (2d100)

>>77413784
Damn

>>77413812
>Loyalist
Yay, good boy Gorby!
>Didn't Play a Major Role
We'll say he was busy fighting all those rebellions

Do you think Maximo might've influenced him with his brand of techno-communism, or that he was horrified by it, or even that he didn't genuinely believe it himself but made it seem like he did out of a desire to impress his brother?

>>77413806
Honestly, Caudillo's so far out there on the "what he fuck" scale I'm genuinely not sure what to say about him. My gut tells me Big E might just Lost Primarch him, but I tend to lean more on the srs bznzz side of 40k so idk. Maybe I'm biased and hate fun.

>>77413806
Well Big E loves his sons. I’d like to think he was desperate to find a way to save him

>>77413812
>Loyalist
I'm honestly floored.
>didn't play a major role
It's likely his legion was one of those that was ambushed

>>77413845
Wouldn’t he be a traitor ?>>77413795

>>77413795
Chaos
Rebelled
Tzeentch

>>77413871
Caudillo feels like a Lost Primarch nightmare scenario that was too big to snuff out before it was too late.

>>77413897
>>77413901
I am now very sad, as sad as Gorby knowing that he'll never be able to taste the sweet Cheesy "Peasant's Only" Pizza

>>77413795
> Chaos
Awww... kinda sad about this. Dude was super wholesome.
> Rebelled out of principle/Loyalty
Guess we blame Hassan his best freind. He rebelled alongside hassan out of Loyalty and eventually got corrupted.
> Tzeench
Khorne on Suicide watch. Falling to Tzeench makes sense. He wanted more psychic powers.

One more die for heresy deed.

>>77413901
Holy shit, is this the first one for Blue Bird Boi?

Rolled 100 (1d100)

dfgh

>>77413970
HE KILLED A PRIMARCH!

>>77413956
Nah 2nd I think.

Khorn only lacks a Chaos prince.

Also I think we're finally at 50:50 Chaos-loyalist divide.

>>77413970
... another slaughtered near entire legion it's the 3rd and no Primarch got killed yet
*sigh*

>>77413845
>>77413882
Wait, shit, yeah >>77413795 he went traitor... for Tzeentch of all gods. Oh fuck, he saw Maximo's betrayal along with one too many genocides and it started getting to him, then he tried to pull a Vasco but was swayed into unwittingly serving the chaos god of hope and change to try and make the galaxy a better place. That's fucking tragic.

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>77413949
Maybe his last dying breath will bring honor