My slime trail will prevail you knave!

I've used Flail Snails in at least a dozen games. At 4 - 6 HD, they're a great enemy for fairly low level games. Never had one prevail in a combat though.

Only had one group that thought to salvage the shell and have it made into armor.

>>80420060
I cant think of many monsters better than the snail. If only they have some sort of membrane so they could sail the trail of those who failed to post bail for the crime of hunting whale. Alas to no avail, this male will have to add that detail.

>>80420060
Go to jail.

>>80420060
I do love the flail snail. Good as a monster, good as an environmental hazard, good as an offhand mention.

>>80420060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbn3wrNlu9E

>>80420060
Love to use em
but everyone seems to know exactly what to do with them now
Does everyone skin and collect everything in every game now?

>>80420060
I wanna thank You, for getting me back in my Flail Snail shell.

>>80420060
They prevail with pure scale. They're the sixze or a whale, so when they flail your mail you get nailed, flat as shale.

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HAIL THE SNAIL

flail snails are full of fail

>>80425137
>Does everyone skin and collect everything in every game now?
>now
this is osr approach, you go into the dungeon for phat lewts, not to curbstomp patriarchy

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>>80433571
> I’m too fail to hail the snail
What ails you, my male?

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>>80430420
You fail to appale to the holy grail? A stale tale you prevail! Set sails to the shales of dismale. No snail could wail the well of being immortail.

>>80420060
One of the few monsters I haven't seen made lewd.

I tip my hat to thee, flail snail of purity.

based thread.

>>80434498
The tale of the snail is stale.

>>80439600
Allow me to derail your wail, with a tail of a flail snail named Gael.
A male trapped in jail for the crime of blackmail yet this frail pale snail would escape with a molotov cocktail and with the aid of a mighty gale he'd sail across the sea of whales to land upon a shale and follow the trail to the college of Yale to master braille so he could regale all with his tale.

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>>80436874
Found this simply by searching "flail snail" in google images and scrolling down a bunch. Censor added by yours truly.

>>80436874
>One of the few monsters I haven't seen made lewd.
You can’t say that on /tg/, dude. You know what’ll happen. You probably want it to happen.

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>>80436874
> Be me, Dale McHale, a female-male flail snail
> This is my tale
> Just followin my regular dungeon trail
> I taste beneath my tail a male-female flail snail tail trail
> Oh! It may be stale, but it still assails my sense of… smail
> To a flail snail this kind of trail is like reading an email in braille: she’s ready to impale!
> I assail the trail, knowing I’ll prevail
> The scent regales me, my soul sails
> And then I find him-her, a gorgeous flail snail male-female
> “Hi,” I hail, “I’m Dale Quayle MacHale.”
> He-she quivers his-her tail.
> “I’m Gail. Gail Yael Stael.”
> “I’ve been tasting your trail.”
> Coquettishly raising a certain scale as if it were a veil: “Then come impale”
> We each try to impale our special flail snail “male flail” into the other’s wet open female tail scale
> But I prevail
> I push my male flail up under her scale, she quails, turns pale, and I assail
> And then she wails “YES, DALE! RAIL ME, RAIL! MAKE ME YOUR FEMALE SNAIL!”
> I savour every lewd detail
> And as I nail Gail with my flail, I scale up that holy grail, inject my slimy trail.
> It’s done. We both exhale.
> And then I bail before the scene gets stale.
> Go in search of a keg of ale.
> Knowing Gale will bear my little flail snail female-males and male-females
> From out her dripping flail snail tail

>>80445180
>Oh! It may be stale, but it still assails my sense of… smail
I audibly exhaled.

>>80445180
Snails actually do reproduce by impalement.

>>80445180
fuckin christ

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>>80446092
TAKE THE DART.

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in olde tymes thine snail nowt be fvcked wit

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What is the term for a half human half flail snail? Asking for a friend.

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>>80445180
Fucking fantastic Anon

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>>80447890
That’s not a spear she’s brandishing.

>>80445180
Your attempts to regale us fail, you do not nail the detail and you put previous tales up for resale to avail your "grail" of the charge of stale mail. Even so veiled, it pales in detail to the whales of tales you assail with your on-the-rail fail, I need 2 grails of ale just to prevail in my tail of the word trail; You write like a female. It should be entailed to a pail of nails & sent via airmail to Israel so i need not bewail my own hailing of it's frail wassail.
Signed,
Dale

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>>80446092
That's what makes it funnier

>>80442085
Fail

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>>80449911
... The fuck

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>>80450426
You've never seen Mollusk Transformation fetish art before?

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>>80450860
>>80449911
I'm confused but not surprise

>>80445180
i didnt know shakespear lurked tg

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>>80451036
Two words anon: Slurm Queen.

Being slow and pummeling motherfuckers is the SHIT

>>80449646
>>80450345
Don’t get salty in this thread.

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>>80425124
Why does he talk like he's trying to take a shit?

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>>80452750
What's up, fellow flail snails! Can someone remind me where we bury the shells of our fallen family members? I have a cousin whose shell needs a decent burial. Wouldn't want those pesky bipeds scavenging our parts.

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>>80445180
Put me in the record of this tale.

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>>80445180
May this masterwork be remembered long time. All hail.

>>80425137
>Does everyone skin and collect everything in every game now?
That is how it should be, making better equipment from the creatures you defeat

>>80449911
Delete

>Snail named Dale
>Dale smells ale
>Dale smells kale
>Dale goes to eat it (and thus begins our tale)
>Dale is confronted by a knight in mail
>"What ho? A snail wishes to steal our supplies? This is beyond the pale!"
>Knight attacks Dale the Snail with a cat o' nine tail(s)
>Critical fail!
>Knight slips on the snail's trail!
>Trips on the Dale's tail!
>Falls and gets head stuck in a pail!
>Knight begins to wail
>That voice... it's female!
>Dale helps the knight (her name is Gail)
>Gail marries the chivalrous snail
>Married by an imam named Ismail
>In the wedding bed Dale rails Gail
>Gail gets impaled by the love dart of Dale
>2 weeks later Gail gives birth to baby snails
>All the babies are hearty and hale
>All the babies grow up and go to Yale
And that's the end of this fairy tale.

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>>80461567
>Married by an imam named Ismail
And here I thought we’d run out of rhymes

>>80425124
This douche. Not only is he wrong half the time, but he actively and insultinly responds to criticism.

>>80465341
Ahh, that explains
>>80452750